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Hello, little girl.
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Would you like a scotchie?
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Oh...
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Such a sweet little girl.
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It's okay, pumpkin.
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Thank you.
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Come on, Alice.
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We need to get you
back to your room.
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Why did she call me a girl?
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It's okay. She's old.
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Probably confused.
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But I'm not a girl.
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I know you're not.
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You're also not a pumpkin,
but I still call you one.
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You did it?
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I know. I know.
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Can I see Grandpa now?
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Yeah.
Yeah, buddy.
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Uh, why don't you,
why don't you go in?
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Santa Claus,
you're coming with us.
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No, you can't take him now.
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It's too near Christmas.
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Quiet, you.
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But--
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We don't want to hurt you,
Santa Claus,
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so come along quietly.
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Why?
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Why did you have to do that
to my helper?
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It's harmless.
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It'll wear off in a short while.
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Grandpa?
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Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?
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MAN 1
Now you come with us.
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We need you on Mars.
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Grandpa?
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Are you sure this is Mars?
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Oh...
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I never saw
such lazy people,
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standing around like statues.
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Grandpa?
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Well?
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Earthlings Billy and Betty.
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Billy.
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Come here, little boy.
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You've gotten so big.
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There's someone else, too.
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What have you been eating?
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Rocks?
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No, hamburgers.
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Do you like pickles
on your hamburgers?
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I love pickles
on my hamburgers.
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Pickles and-- and sauerkraut.
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Blegh!
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Welcome, Santa Claus.
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We hope you'll make
the children on Mars very happy.
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I'll try, dear lady.
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I'll try.
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Have you been a good boy?
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Good--
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Good boys get good things.
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What happens to boys
who aren't good?
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Naughty boys get punished.
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Santa is always watching.
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Santa says I gotta fatten up.
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Billy, water.
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Now I'm Santa Claus.
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Water.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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I mean, how was I supposed
to know
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it was going to happen
like that?
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How many did he have?
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Two, three, I--
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Was it two or three?
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I don't remember, okay?
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He must've reacted badly
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with those other meds
he had been taking. Shit.
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But he signed everything, right?
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Yeah.
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Is Grandpa gonna be okay?
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No, buddy.
Grandpa's dead.
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Geoffrey.
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What, do you want me
to lie to him?
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Yeah, a little tact
would be nice.
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So Grandpa's in heaven?
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Oh. Yes, pumpkin, he is.
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Come on, what are we
waiting for?
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Son of a bitch.
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Did he just hit us?
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Yeah!
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That's great.
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As if this night
couldn't get any worse.
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Merry Christmas, Chapman family.
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I'll look for the insurance.
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Great, yeah.
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Hey, pal.
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Look, I don't know
what happened,
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but clearly you hit me with...
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Geoffrey!
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Billy, get down!
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Go back to bed, Billy.
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Santa Claus,
you're coming with us.
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No, you can't take him now.
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It's too near Christmas.
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Quiet, you!
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But...
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We don't want to hurt you,
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Santa Claus,
so come along quietly.
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Come on, kid.
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Do what you've got to do,
and then let's get out of here.
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This isn't our room.
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♪ So blue at Christmas ♪
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Yo, Harold, you in there?
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I'll uh, go talk to the manager
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and see if he got a room.
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I'm getting one
of those feelings.
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Billy, get down!
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Hey!
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I could use some coffee.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, me too.
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Sure you don't want
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to look around?
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No.
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Small towns have
a lot of secrets.
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Good morning.
Coffee?
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Uh, yeah.
Yes, please.
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Um, where are we?
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Thunderbird.
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No, no, no. The, uh--
What town?
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Hackett.
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Hackett?
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I like the sound of that.
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I'll give you a minute.
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You may be right.
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I'm not seeing anyone.
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Hey, Dana.
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My typ order.
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Thanks.
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See you later.
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Her?
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Hmm.
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I'm not seeing it.
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See something you like?
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Oh.
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Word of advice,
careful with that one.
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Sugar-coated onion,
if you know what I mean.
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What's her um,
what's her name?
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Pammy.
Pamela.
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I call her, "Pammy."
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She hates it.
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You're right, we should go.
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Shut up.
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Sorry, not you, not...
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Sorry.
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Don't even think about it.
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It's not your decision.
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You know this never ends well.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You know exactly what it means.
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Oh, fuck.
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I am not doing this again.
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Good.
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Do this by myself.
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Looking for something?
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Uh, yes.
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I mean, no.
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I'm looking around.
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You're the guy from the diner
who was staring at my ass.
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No. To be fair,
I was looking in your hands.
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That's even weirder.
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I'm just...
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Just looking for a gift.
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For who?
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For my dad.
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Crystal unicorn and earrings.
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Fabulous.
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Sorry.
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Fuck.
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Fucked it up.
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For the best.
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Fucked it up.
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So you're new in town.
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You plan on staying
in Hackett for a while?
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Yeah, yeah, a little,
little while, yeah.
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Not too long, I hope.
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And you said you have
experience in a stockroom?
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Yeah, yes, uh, two--
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two different grocery stores,
it should be.
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Oh, uh.
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Hell, I don't even know why
I bother with all this stuff.
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I can't stand paperwork.
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Look, you seem like
a nice kid.
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You don't have any tattoos
on your face or anything.
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And most important, you seem
like you want the job.
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Yeah.
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Right now, it's just my daughter
and I here,
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and the holidays are a bitch.
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Pardon my French.
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If he only knew.
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Um, Pam, Pam,
Pamela's your daughter?
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Yeah.
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You've met?
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Oh, just, uh, just briefly.
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We were--
I was shopping upstairs
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and sorta chatted.
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Like, together?
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Uh, talked together, yeah.
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I'm a very protective father,
Billy.
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Gotcha.
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I'm kidding around.
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When can you start?
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When do you need me?
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Dean spoke fondly of you,
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said to fix you up
with my best room.
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Yeah, he's a nice guy.
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He just gave me a job.
220
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You know, we dated for a while
back in '82 before he met Ida.
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Yeah.
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He's the one that got away.
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To be honest,
I was a bit of a slut back then,
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so it's no surprise
he chose her.
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Anyways, when you find
that special someone,
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don't let 'em go.
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There we are, room six.
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Holy shit.
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It's very, very nice.
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If, uh, if that toilet
keeps running,
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jiggle the flusher.
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Oh, and uh, if you have
any other problems,
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knock three times on the pipe.
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I live right below.
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I'm terrible with my mobile.
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It's very nice.
Thank you.
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What is wrong with this town?
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Everyone is so nice.
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It's refreshing.
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I think staying here
is a good idea.
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How long?
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I don't know.
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Just don't forget who you are
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and what you do.
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♪ Christmas is a feeling
everybody knows ♪
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♪ Brings back
an old man's childhood ♪
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♪ Making angels in the snow ♪
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- Hey, new guy?
- Yeah.
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I need a pre-lit tree,
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a box of ornaments,
and an angel, stat.
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Well, get to it.
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Anything else?
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Uh, where's the angel?
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Yeah.
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What?
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00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,377
Why does the angel
have to go at the top?
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Why can't it go like,
anywhere else, like...
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...here?
259
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And that looks good to you?
260
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Hmm.
261
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Yeah, I didn't think so,
new guy.
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Do this, please.
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It's uh, it's Billy.
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Billy?
Okay.
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Can I call you, "Bill"?
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I just feel like I'm talking
to a 5-year-old
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when I say Billy.
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Sure, yeah, whatever you say...
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...Pammy.
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Okay, you win.
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Billy, it is.
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Jesus, here we go again.
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Um...
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I was just wondering if uh,
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would you wanna go for
like coffee with me sometime?
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Those are the questions
I prefer to ask.
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Unless you're a serial killer.
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00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:04,155
I'm a True Crime junkie,
279
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,724
and I would have
so many questions.
280
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,359
Oh.
281
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,226
Yeah, no.
282
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,362
Bummer.
283
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,398
She's kind of a weirdo.
284
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:15,400
Shut up.
285
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:20,471
Uh, this fucking guy
286
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:21,939
won't leave me alone.
287
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,411
Fucking...
288
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:30,781
You're such a motherfucking
stupid piece of shit.
289
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,584
Fucking cunt!
290
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,725
It's fine. I just...
291
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,859
Hey, I got you.
292
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,260
Just keep doing
what you're doing.
293
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,362
I'll grab a broom.
294
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:47,966
Holy shit.
295
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,675
I'm getting one
of those feelings.
296
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,577
Keep your eyes open.
297
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,522
Yeah, the shop is
looking beautiful.
298
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,057
You ready for Christmas?
299
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,191
George.
300
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:15,393
And I have to tell you
something.
301
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,661
If I was 35 years younger,
I'd be all over you.
302
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,564
George.
303
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,434
Him. Tonight.
304
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,035
We do him tonight.
305
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:35,447
Billy.
306
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:36,948
Billy.
307
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,051
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
308
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:42,353
Sorry.
309
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,622
You okay?
310
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:45,891
I'm sorry.
311
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,025
I'm really embarrassed.
312
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,128
Um, I snap sometimes.
313
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:55,667
My dad calls it, "EPD,"
explosive personality disorder.
314
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,235
Who's that guy?
315
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,572
Oh, that's George Vilmo.
316
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,707
He's a sweetheart.
He helps at the store sometimes.
317
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,710
I uh, I think
he's a little lonely.
318
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,012
I gotta tell you, Dean,
319
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:11,182
it's the highlight of my holiday
season every year. Honestly.
320
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,216
Hey, we need to eat.
321
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,311
Naughty.
322
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,648
♪ What a night of cheer
this is ♪
323
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:27,251
♪ How grand it is
to feel so merry ♪
324
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:32,523
♪ Life is very gay when people
catch the Christmas fever ♪
325
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:33,724
♪ On the warmest
winter evening ♪
326
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:36,727
♪ On the warmest winter
evening of ♪
327
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:41,600
♪ Evening of the year ♪
328
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,569
Three more days.
329
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,095
She's amazing, isn't she?
330
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,732
She has a real knack
for this sort of thing.
331
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:22,701
She's very lucky.
332
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:24,968
What do you mean?
333
00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:27,705
Well, I mean,
I know I look great, son,
334
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,206
but I'm not gonna be
around forever.
335
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,145
One day,
all of this will be hers.
336
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,457
Carry on.
337
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:51,261
Uh, hey, Agnes.
338
00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:52,529
It's me uh, Billy.
339
00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:53,831
I'm just calling.
340
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,633
It seems we're low on
the woodwicked candles, uh,
341
00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,602
the Christmas forest kind.
342
00:28:58,603 --> 00:28:59,803
So if you could send
another box.
343
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:01,306
PO is 313.
344
00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:02,907
Thanks.
345
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,976
- Hi.
- Hi.
346
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,811
Uh, my sister got called
into work,
347
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:10,180
so I'm gonna take my nephew
to hockey practice.
348
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:11,049
You wanna come?
349
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:12,850
What about the shop?
350
00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:14,085
My dad's gonna be here.
351
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,221
Okay.
352
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,125
- Okay. Yeah.
- Do you wanna go? Yeah?
353
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:21,993
Okay, let's go.
354
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:28,833
So your sister, she doesn't
work at the store ever?
355
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,034
No.
356
00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:33,670
It being named after my mom,
it just-- it isn't her thing.
357
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:41,011
My uh, my mom died
when we were little.
358
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,347
She had a seizure
while she was driving.
359
00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,349
Pow.
360
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:47,819
I'm sorry.
361
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:50,488
I just think it hurts her
too much to be there.
362
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:54,526
Pam, Billy, look at this.
363
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,530
Oh, fuck yes.
364
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,802
You're okay with it, right?
The shop and everything?
365
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:07,005
I mean, I'm the heiress.
366
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,608
It's what my dad wants and uh,
367
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,178
I know it'll make him happy,
so...
368
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,046
What about you?
369
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,616
Kinda been drifting
my whole life,
370
00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:20,919
since I was eight years old.
371
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,253
Yeah, I don't know.
372
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:26,356
I guess, I think I'm kinda
just ready to settle down,
373
00:30:26,357 --> 00:30:27,991
you know?
374
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:31,029
Nice house, cute little wife,
couple kids, minivan?
375
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,233
Yeah, why not?
376
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:40,003
Bowden, tighten up.
377
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,407
You're playing
like fucking garbage.
378
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,042
Lazy fuck.
379
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,177
Her.
380
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,612
Not right now.
381
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:50,481
Yes, now. Her.
382
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:52,649
I'm not in the mood.
383
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,419
I don't care. Look at her.
384
00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:56,320
Pink coat.
385
00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:57,221
She has a kid.
386
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,555
Yeah, by the looks of it,
387
00:30:58,556 --> 00:30:59,990
you'd be doing him a favor.
388
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:05,730
You know Delphine?
389
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:08,498
- Hm?
- Delphine Anderson?
390
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:09,833
Pink coat lady.
391
00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,501
Oh, no.
No, I don't.
392
00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:12,403
No.
393
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,473
Seems like you want to.
I-- I can introduce you.
394
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:17,574
Oh, that's okay.
395
00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:18,576
- That's--
- Delphine!
396
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:22,546
Hm, this will be interesting.
397
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,580
Hey, Pam.
398
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:24,448
Hey, Del.
399
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,016
I uh, wanna introduce
you to Billy.
400
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,252
He's the new hire at the store.
401
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:29,487
I see.
402
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,222
Pleased to meet you.
403
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,895
Uh, I'll be right back.
404
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,301
It's okay.
I know what you're thinking.
405
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:57,916
Hey!
406
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,720
Yo, Tommy.
407
00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,657
Tommy, yo, Tommy.
Tommy man.
408
00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:07,659
Stop, stop.
409
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:12,397
Excuse me.
410
00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:19,137
Stop it.
411
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,276
Liam? Liam, what happened?
412
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,946
They said my stick was for girls
because it was pink
413
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,214
and they said only fags
wear figure skates.
414
00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,250
Then they pushed me
and said the Snatcher
415
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:36,620
would get me, because
the Snatcher looks girly.
416
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,523
God, fuck.
I'm sorry.
417
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,560
Hey, hey, hey! What the hell?
418
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,996
Where were you?
419
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,131
They jumped him
and called him, a "fag."
420
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,167
They're boys.
They're messing around.
421
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,568
Messing--
Oh, they're messing around?
422
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,036
- Mess around with me,
motherfucker.
- Hey, hey.
423
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,972
How about that? Let's go.
I will fuck you up!
424
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,440
Get this bitch out of my barn.
425
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,407
Oh, I'm a bitch?
426
00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,544
I'll burn your fucking
house down!
427
00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:04,614
You got any nines?
428
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:05,650
Go fish.
429
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,520
Is your auntie always like this?
430
00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:13,291
Not always.
Only when she gets mad.
431
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,593
She has always been
a little bit of a pipe bomb.
432
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:21,031
Sometimes it seems like
there's another person
433
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,166
inside of her.
434
00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:26,036
Who's the Snatcher?
435
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:27,871
He steals kids.
436
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,608
Liam, there is no Snatcher.
437
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:36,247
It's just a-- a kind of
an urban legend around here.
438
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,651
Though recently it has felt
a little too close to home.
439
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,124
Couple towns in the county
have had some kids go missing.
440
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,029
But thankfully, yeah, Hackett
hasn't made it up on that wall.
441
00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:14,552
Max.
442
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,388
Hey, Pammy.
443
00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:19,990
What are you doing here?
444
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,258
Well, you know the guys
at the station
445
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,161
uh, we-- we stay in touch so...
446
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:28,066
They called me and, uh,
got here as soon as I could.
447
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:40,310
So, um, still doing
this kinda stuff?
448
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:41,145
Yep.
449
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,047
Beating up kids now?
450
00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:45,249
They deserved it.
451
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,156
Okay, well, uh,
you're free to go.
452
00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:56,193
What do you mean?
453
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,295
You can go.
454
00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,831
So you did your cop thing?
455
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,733
Yeah.
Yeah, I did my cop thing.
456
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:04,702
You're welcome.
457
00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:08,638
Lucky for you the, uh,
parents aren't pressing charges.
458
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,340
Said if the boys did
what you say they did,
459
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,210
then they deserved it, so...
460
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:14,945
Thank God, there's still
good parenting out there, huh?
461
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,046
Got it.
462
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,391
Look at me.
463
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,234
You're not answering
any of my--
464
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:38,869
You punched me in the face.
465
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,370
You know I didn't mean to.
466
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:41,506
It's over.
467
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:43,875
You don't get a second chance.
468
00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:45,909
Get over it, Max.
469
00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:25,383
I miss you.
470
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,439
- An hour away.
- Oh, wow.
471
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,308
- The Whiteshell?
- Yeah.
472
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:52,776
- Yeah, the Whiteshell.
- The Whiteshell.
473
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:54,278
I like going to West Hawk.
474
00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,279
Oh.
475
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,816
Tell him about his...
476
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,952
Jesus, sweetheart.
477
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,456
Oh, what the hell
were you thinking?
478
00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:07,991
I'm fine, Dad.
Thanks for asking.
479
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:09,025
I'm sorry.
480
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,227
Billy...
481
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,661
I'm getting one
of those feelings.
482
00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:12,563
Not now.
483
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,899
Just keep your eyes open.
484
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:16,666
Hi.
485
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,269
Me and Billy played cards
and I won.
486
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,104
Wow.
487
00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,673
Lucky you.
488
00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:26,743
So, did I hear ice cream?
489
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:27,478
Yeah.
490
00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:29,112
I heard ice cream, too.
We should get ice cream.
491
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,781
Ice cream.
492
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,402
- I really think--
- I wanted to--
493
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,604
- Sorry, you go.
- No, uh...
494
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,277
Thank you very much
for everything today.
495
00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:03,913
Sometimes I feel like that,
um, the anger--
496
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:04,949
The EPD?
497
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:09,686
Yes.
I-- I feel like it's an escape.
498
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,321
Like it's the only thing
I have control over.
499
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:14,524
And I know that that probably
sounds psychotic.
500
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,626
No.
501
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,831
Am I a bad person?
502
00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:22,733
No.
503
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,535
No, I can-- can tell you
right now
504
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,905
that you are definitely
not a bad person.
505
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,943
I almost bit a kid's nose off
in third grade.
506
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,313
You see?
That's what I'm saying.
507
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,380
I know I'm a bad person.
508
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,049
Just doing a bad thing
is different
509
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,618
than being a bad person.
510
00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,119
Good people do bad things.
511
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,354
I, uh, hate to break up
512
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,757
the love fest here,
but we gotta get going.
513
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,028
Okay. Your turn.
514
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,130
Mine's not as mushy as yours.
515
00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:55,499
Mushy?
No.
516
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,267
That was not mushy.
517
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,269
Bad person is different
518
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,036
- than doing a bad thing.
- A little mushy, though.
519
00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:01,372
Is that what you just said?
520
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:02,806
That's mushy.
521
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,208
No.
522
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,812
I hate mushy, so lay it on me.
523
00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:09,814
Okay, here it goes.
524
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,819
Can I borrow your car?
525
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,990
Wow.
Yeah, you're right.
526
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:23,159
That wasn't mushy.
That was tacky as fuck.
527
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,328
Yeah, it was tacky.
You don't have to give me the--
528
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:26,664
No, it's fine.
Go for it.
529
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:31,535
You know, I'm gonna figure out
what's going on in there.
530
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:34,037
I'm gonna do it.
531
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:37,841
So what's up?
532
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:39,809
You got a hot date
with Delphine?
533
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:43,013
Oh, yeah.
You, uh-- You have no idea.
534
00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:53,723
How far is this place?
535
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,158
Just keep on this road.
536
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,393
We're getting warmer.
537
00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,630
I've been driving for,
like, an hour.
538
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:06,771
♪ So let us have
a very merry Christmas ♪
539
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:11,508
♪ Good love and joy
and good wishes ♪
540
00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,411
What is going on here?
541
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:18,716
Yeah. Let's scope it out first.
542
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:22,485
♪ A very merry Christmas ♪
543
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,161
You packing, Santa?
544
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,502
You're good to go.
545
00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,677
♪ Santa is my bitch ♪
546
00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,379
♪ And I tell him
where the party at ♪
547
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,613
♪ I'm gonna get my wish ♪
548
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,515
♪ When I'm sitting
on your daddy ass ♪
549
00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:53,616
♪ I do what I want ♪
550
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,552
♪ So then fuck getting famous ♪
551
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:56,586
♪ Jingle on your boots ♪
552
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,688
♪ So I'm motherfucking famous ♪
553
00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:01,858
This I did not expect.
554
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:06,196
Let's just find her
and get this over with.
555
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,164
Agreed.
556
00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:10,701
We are pilgrims in
an unholy land.
557
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:27,751
Hello?
558
00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:30,754
Hello, everyone.
559
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:35,226
First off, I wanna thank you all
for coming out tonight.
560
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,760
This is the third annual
561
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:41,397
I'm Dreaming of
a White Power Christmas party.
562
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:46,102
I know, right?
Heil!
563
00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:47,738
Heil!
564
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,806
Tonight is the night
565
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,843
where we get to show
our true colors,
566
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,046
who we really are inside.
567
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,516
Something the world
makes us hide.
568
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,785
makes us feel shame.
569
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:05,422
We shouldn't have to feel shame
for what we believe,
570
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:09,126
for wanting a better America
for our children.
571
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:14,097
No, tonight we remind ourselves
572
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:17,433
that Christmas is still
a white Christian holiday
573
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:20,738
that no one can take away
from us.
574
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:25,742
So, grab a drink,
make out with someone
575
00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:30,881
under the mistletoe,
and have some fucking fun.
576
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,783
Heil!
577
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,821
Okay. So, what are we thinking?
578
00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:41,292
Stakeout?
Wait for her to use the john?
579
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,860
No.
We kill 'em all.
580
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,428
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
581
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,730
Let's talk about this.
582
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:50,667
Nothing to talk about.
583
00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,235
For Christ's sake,
584
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,737
at least get a gun.
585
00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:55,572
Guns are for pussies.
586
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,312
Hey, Santa,
you want me to check that out--
587
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:40,783
♪ So exciting to know
he's near ♪
588
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:44,788
♪ Can hardly wait,
he's almost here ♪
589
00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:49,525
♪ Sleigh rider,
he's looking for you ♪
590
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,297
♪ Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? ♪
591
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,866
♪ Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise ♪
592
00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:59,402
♪ Tomorrow comes ♪
593
00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:02,205
♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪
594
00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:11,247
♪ These bells, they say jingle
and sway ♪
595
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,993
♪ And a sound ♪
596
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:28,098
♪ Of a sleigh rider,
he's looking for you ♪
597
00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:32,135
♪ Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? ♪
598
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:35,238
♪ Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise ♪
599
00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,175
What the shit?
600
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:18,381
♪ Oh, he's a sleigh rider,
he's looking for you ♪
601
00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:22,519
♪ Sleigh rider,
what you gonna do? ♪
602
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:26,322
♪ Sleigh rider,
he's got a surprise ♪
603
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,491
♪ Tomorrow comes ♪
604
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:31,762
♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪
605
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,739
Oh, shit.
606
00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:46,343
God.
607
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:51,514
Don't worry, kid.
608
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,185
I know where she's going.
609
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,785
Punish.
610
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,540
Fuck.
611
00:47:58,508 --> 00:48:00,611
Oh, fuck!
612
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,478
We almost died tonight.
613
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,346
Yeah, but we didn't.
614
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:40,117
It was reckless. Stupid.
615
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:42,919
You wanted me to keep going?
616
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,655
Yeah, with a gun.
617
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,223
I'm sorry, I have principles.
618
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,891
Principles, my ass.
619
00:48:48,892 --> 00:48:50,526
That was about control.
620
00:48:50,527 --> 00:48:52,829
You just wanted
to do it your way.
621
00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:57,067
Yeah, fine.
Maybe you're right.
622
00:48:57,968 --> 00:48:59,535
Uh, look...
623
00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:02,572
just don't wanna see
you get killed.
624
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,242
Oh, fuck!
625
00:49:07,411 --> 00:49:08,411
Oh, fuck.
626
00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:11,013
Hmm, good luck with that one.
627
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:24,695
Okay, good choice.
Okay.
628
00:49:25,929 --> 00:49:29,365
Merry Christmas and take care.
629
00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:30,700
Sorry, I'm late.
630
00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:34,570
Oh, thank God you're here.
What happened to your face?
631
00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:35,671
What?
632
00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:38,207
Your f--
You know what?
633
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:41,143
It's none of my business.
Uh, I'm sorry.
634
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:42,845
I have a bit of a problem.
635
00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:44,046
What's up?
636
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:45,514
Santa didn't show.
637
00:49:45,515 --> 00:49:47,216
George was supposed
to be here like an hour ago,
638
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:48,584
and I've called him,
and I've called him.
639
00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:50,653
I even asked Claire from the
bakery to go down to his house,
640
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:53,389
- and there's no answer there.
- Sorry, this, um George...
641
00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:55,391
George, the guy
that you were talking to
642
00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:56,325
the other day?
643
00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:58,462
George Vilmo. He does Santa
for us every year.
644
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:00,162
Could your dad do it?
645
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,697
No. Not gonna happen.
646
00:50:01,698 --> 00:50:03,000
Not since the pooping incident.
647
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,501
Pooping incident?
648
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,203
Can you do it?
649
00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:09,072
I would appreciate it greatly, son.
650
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,741
No. Tell her no.
651
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,843
I know it's not your job,
but it would mean a lot,
652
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,244
especially to me.
653
00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,479
Billy, you put that suit on
654
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,749
head to toe,
you're gonna lose control.
655
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:22,818
Where's the suit?
656
00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:24,121
Oh, thank you, Billy.
657
00:50:25,722 --> 00:50:27,656
Okay, it's in the back office.
658
00:50:27,657 --> 00:50:29,658
Do you, uh, do you know
what you're doing?
659
00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:31,394
I assume you've never been
Santa before.
660
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:33,763
Uh...
661
00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:38,769
What are you doing?
662
00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:40,703
I got this.
663
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,405
This is more powerful
than you know.
664
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:44,540
Trust me,
I have been here before.
665
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,741
I'm not you.
666
00:51:17,174 --> 00:51:19,575
Okay, who's excited
to meet Santa?
667
00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:24,081
Jesus, this is gonna be bad.
668
00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:27,017
Ah! That's it.
669
00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:29,485
Okay, Celia,
look over here, baby.
670
00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:30,787
Smile.
Ooh.
671
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,610
Billy, listen to me.
672
00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:56,479
You're not going to kill
this little girl.
673
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,783
You hear me?
That's not what Billy would do.
674
00:52:01,184 --> 00:52:02,586
Billy, Billy.
675
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,355
I need you to forget
what you are.
676
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:09,559
Forget what you do.
Do exactly what I say, okay?
677
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:14,865
Just follow me, buddy.
Follow me.
678
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,336
Hello, little girl.
What's your name?
679
00:52:20,403 --> 00:52:21,937
So, what's your name?
680
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,038
Celia.
681
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,673
What a pretty name.
682
00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:25,709
Tell me, Celia,
683
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,612
have you been a good girl
this year?
684
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,746
You been a good girl
685
00:52:30,747 --> 00:52:31,914
this year, Celia?
686
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:35,184
Yes, well, except this one time.
687
00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:38,187
I was mad at my mom,
and I throw a banana at her,
688
00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:39,455
but I said sorry.
689
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:41,758
Oh, I am so happy to hear that.
690
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,227
Is there something special
you'd like for Christmas?
691
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:45,996
A pink skateboard.
692
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,566
Oh, boy. You're a skater?
693
00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:51,233
Yeah.
694
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,434
And, uh,
695
00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:54,069
what about we get you
a helmet,
696
00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:56,705
so you don't dent
that noggin of yours?
697
00:52:56,706 --> 00:52:58,140
A pink one?
698
00:52:58,141 --> 00:52:59,509
A pink one.
699
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:06,148
Merry Christmas.
700
00:53:06,149 --> 00:53:08,384
Uh, you got it from here, kid.
701
00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:09,586
You can do this.
702
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:11,688
He's pretty good.
703
00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:14,691
Yeah, he's um...
704
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,727
- Yeah, nice, you know.
- Mmhmm.
705
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,937
Santa, what happened
to your face?
706
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:32,809
Oh, um, Rudolph got
a little frisky last night.
707
00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:37,948
He's so sweet.
708
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,917
I remember taking you to Santa.
709
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,325
Kid...
710
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:51,293
I'm getting one
of those feelings again.
711
00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:52,695
Not now, Charlie.
712
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,463
I know, I know. I just--
713
00:53:54,464 --> 00:53:55,765
I said not fucking now.
714
00:53:57,033 --> 00:53:58,834
Just scan the crowd quick.
715
00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:12,982
So what do you want
for Christmas, bud?
716
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,083
A bike.
717
00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:30,567
Thank you.
718
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:33,603
Sure.
719
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,607
What?
What's wrong?
720
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:40,109
Do I need to remind you
721
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,378
what we do again?
722
00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:43,712
I'm aware.
723
00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:45,715
And what happens if we don't?
724
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:50,587
Say it.
725
00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:52,722
I don't wanna say it.
726
00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:55,991
Let's say it together then.
727
00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:57,059
I don't wanna say it together.
728
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,895
Fine, then I'll say it.
729
00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:03,833
Someone else dies,
and we don't get to choose.
730
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,235
You wanna talk about control, bub?
731
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:10,406
Who would you rather it be?
A Nazi or a nine-year-old girl?
732
00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:11,674
A killer or a mom with a--
733
00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:14,209
Yeah, I get it.
I fucking get it.
734
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:16,413
I don't think you do.
735
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,580
Now's not the time to break
736
00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:20,549
a perfect
10 year killing streak.
737
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,125
You hear what I said?
738
00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:31,394
Shh.
739
00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:35,332
Hello?
740
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:40,402
Hello?
741
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,835
Wait, wait.
742
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:39,496
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep it on.
743
00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:15,965
I wanna stay with you.
744
00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:20,804
I wanna go where you go.
745
00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:29,946
I made you something.
746
00:57:46,396 --> 00:57:47,564
You like it?
747
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,132
How'd you...
748
00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:53,069
I learned from the best.
749
00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,808
See, the angel can go
anywhere she wants.
750
00:58:02,345 --> 00:58:03,479
That's cheesy as fuck.
751
00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:06,616
I worked hard on that.
752
00:58:09,085 --> 00:58:09,986
It's beautiful.
753
00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:19,127
♪ Yeah, this is the time
for love and care ♪
754
00:58:26,069 --> 00:58:27,837
Dad!
We're here.
755
00:58:28,972 --> 00:58:30,740
Will you put this
in the kitchen, please?
756
00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:32,842
Ugh.
757
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:34,978
Go, go.
758
00:58:39,415 --> 00:58:43,620
♪ This time of the year ♪
759
00:58:46,656 --> 00:58:49,058
♪ This time ♪
760
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,195
Ugh, what died in here?
761
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,832
♪ Of the year ♪
762
00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:58,967
Hey, come help me out in here.
763
00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:01,204
Xavier, will you put
that thing down, please?
764
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:43,679
When was the last time
765
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,646
you saw him?
766
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,782
Uh, just the other day.
767
00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:48,450
He was-- he was-- he was here.
768
00:59:48,451 --> 00:59:51,087
He was-- he was in the store.
769
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,021
They found George.
770
00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:54,389
We were-- we were talking...
771
00:59:54,390 --> 00:59:56,525
His daughter and grandson,
they--
772
00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:59,796
They found his body.
He was murdered.
773
01:00:05,134 --> 01:00:07,103
And that's not even
the craziest part.
774
01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:14,010
They found Gail, his wife,
rolled up in a rug,
775
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:18,147
tucked away in a crawl space
in his basement.
776
01:00:22,819 --> 01:00:24,754
They said he murdered her.
777
01:00:27,423 --> 01:00:29,158
Stabbed her to death.
778
01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:31,694
I talked to him all the time.
I--
779
01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:37,967
He-- he was-- he was so sweet.
I-- I thought I knew him.
780
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,945
Who's that over there?
781
01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:51,147
It really makes you wonder.
782
01:00:52,548 --> 01:00:54,851
Uh, that's, uh, that's Billy.
783
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,918
Who else you know who could be--
784
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:58,620
- He's new.
- Hiding something so evil...
785
01:00:58,621 --> 01:00:59,688
He's a good kid.
786
01:00:59,689 --> 01:01:00,957
In plain sight?
787
01:01:05,228 --> 01:01:06,896
When did you last see Mr. Vilmo?
788
01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,700
Let's see.
789
01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:16,005
Uh, started work here
on the 20th, so, uh...
790
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,807
So, yeah, the-- the 20th.
791
01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:20,208
And you spoke with him?
792
01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:21,376
No.
793
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:22,544
I didn't interact with him.
794
01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:24,080
I just saw him.
795
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:26,049
Where are you from, Bill?
796
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,784
Bar-- Baraboo, Wisconsin.
797
01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:30,619
Oh, yeah. Circus Museum.
798
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:32,120
I got family in Milwaukee.
799
01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:33,156
That's great.
800
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,892
How long you been in Hackett?
801
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:39,161
Few days.
802
01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,063
Ah.
A few?
803
01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:42,164
Three? Five?
804
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:43,266
Three.
805
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:44,767
Ah.
806
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,501
How'd you get that?
807
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:47,536
What?
808
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:48,503
The shiner.
809
01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:50,006
Oh, a box.
810
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,010
I work in the stockroom.
811
01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:56,712
Pulled down a box,
it came down and went...
812
01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:59,449
Got me pretty good, so.
813
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,718
I think we're good here, Bill.
814
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,253
Uh, thanks for taking the time.
815
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,121
Oh, hey.
816
01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:07,990
You happen to know
a Delphine Anderson, do you?
817
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:10,192
Delphine?
818
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:14,329
Um, no, no, not--
not off the top of my head.
819
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:20,369
Hm.
820
01:02:22,939 --> 01:02:25,007
The noose is tightening.
821
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,844
They're gonna figure it out.
822
01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:30,746
There are cops everywhere,
823
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:33,182
and you missed a fucking day
in the book.
824
01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:41,090
Yeah.
But nothing happened.
825
01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:49,731
You saw that new missing child
826
01:02:49,732 --> 01:02:51,166
photo at the store?
827
01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:52,334
Unrelated.
828
01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:53,401
You're wrong,
829
01:02:53,402 --> 01:02:55,003
and you know you're wrong.
830
01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:57,773
I hate to break it to you, pal,
but we've got to get out of town
831
01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,042
and find someone to kill
tonight,
832
01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:03,211
or you're going to miss
another day
833
01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:06,349
and someone who wasn't
supposed to die, will die.
834
01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,717
Innocent people die every day,
Charlie.
835
01:03:08,718 --> 01:03:10,085
Hm.
836
01:03:10,086 --> 01:03:12,487
What happens when it's
someone you know?
837
01:03:12,488 --> 01:03:16,125
Someone you care about?
And you could've stopped it.
838
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:19,995
This town is fucked up,
and I know it--
839
01:03:19,996 --> 01:03:22,564
The whole world is fucked up,
Charlie,
840
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:24,400
and I can't do anything
about it.
841
01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,170
I didn't want this.
I didn't choose this.
842
01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:30,473
I got a taste
of something different,
843
01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:34,944
something good, something real.
844
01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:42,051
Being Santa for those kids
being with Pam.
845
01:03:43,619 --> 01:03:44,821
That's what I want.
846
01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:47,523
Did you say something?
847
01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:51,160
No.
848
01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:02,271
This episode is fucked up.
849
01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,573
As newspapers realize
850
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:05,807
that there's a strangler
851
01:04:05,808 --> 01:04:07,275
on the loose,
the story becomes--
852
01:04:07,276 --> 01:04:08,844
What happens when she finds out
853
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,178
what you do?
854
01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:11,580
There's this entity
855
01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:12,915
committing these crimes...
856
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:31,901
You know what?
Fuck it.
857
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,816
♪ Silent night ♪
858
01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:51,453
♪ Holy night ♪
859
01:04:54,323 --> 01:05:01,230
♪ All is calm
All is bright ♪
860
01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:10,206
♪ Round yon Virgin
Mother and Child ♪
861
01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:13,541
Someone there?
862
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:20,483
♪ Holy infant so tender
and mild ♪
863
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:29,058
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
864
01:05:33,796 --> 01:05:35,464
Jesus!
865
01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:37,632
Oh, my God. Son!
866
01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:40,035
I'll get you out, so don't--
don't-- don't worry.
867
01:05:40,036 --> 01:05:42,305
I'll get you-- I'll get you out.
I'll get you out.
868
01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:50,178
Okay, don't you worry, Tommy.
869
01:05:50,179 --> 01:05:52,081
I'm gonna, I'm gonna call
for help, okay?
870
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:55,550
I'm gonna get you out,
I'm gonna call for help.
871
01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:00,056
I know, son.
872
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:10,566
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
873
01:06:25,781 --> 01:06:30,151
♪ Silent night ♪
874
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:34,990
♪ Holy night ♪
875
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:39,594
♪ Son of God ♪
876
01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:44,666
♪ Love's pure light ♪
877
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:48,303
♪ Radiant beams ♪
878
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:53,275
♪ From Thy holy face ♪
879
01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:57,879
♪ With the dawn ♪
880
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:03,152
♪ Of redeeming grace ♪
881
01:07:03,786 --> 01:07:07,822
♪ Jesus Lord, at Thy birth ♪
882
01:07:07,823 --> 01:07:14,130
♪ At Thy birth ♪
883
01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:21,604
♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪
884
01:07:45,995 --> 01:07:49,165
Billy, look up. Look up.
885
01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:00,609
I wish Santa was real.
886
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:06,749
Why?
887
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:10,252
So I could get
my Christmas wish.
888
01:08:50,025 --> 01:08:53,629
I'd only ask for one thing
889
01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:56,632
for the person who did this,
890
01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:05,374
so he could watch me
slowly cut him
891
01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:10,779
into itty-bitty pieces.
892
01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,628
Do you trust me?
893
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:29,864
Why?
894
01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:31,867
This is a bad idea.
895
01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:37,939
Um, what if I told you--
896
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:39,307
You tell her,
897
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:41,776
and you're going to lose her.
898
01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:43,379
What if I told you that--
899
01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:49,217
What if I told you that
I could make your wish
900
01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:50,286
come true?
901
01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:56,725
How?
902
01:09:57,993 --> 01:09:59,195
Who's the Snatcher?
903
01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:01,963
He steals kids.
904
01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:07,735
We got him?
905
01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:08,771
I got him.
906
01:10:21,016 --> 01:10:22,350
When I was eight years old,
907
01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:25,053
my parents were murdered
in front of me.
908
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,955
Geoffrey!
909
01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:28,756
By a man dressed
910
01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:29,924
as Santa Clause.
911
01:10:29,925 --> 01:10:30,825
Hey!
912
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:37,865
Turns out that man
was the janitor
913
01:10:37,866 --> 01:10:39,368
at my grandfather's hospice.
914
01:10:44,206 --> 01:10:48,711
I just remember being... scared.
915
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,680
But also mesmerized.
916
01:10:52,681 --> 01:10:55,718
You know, like--
like he was drawing me in.
917
01:10:56,852 --> 01:10:58,253
That's when I felt it.
918
01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:13,269
Charlie's been with me
ever since that day.
919
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:14,903
Wake up, kid.
920
01:11:18,374 --> 01:11:19,808
So-- so you...
921
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,111
You're a serial killer?
922
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,413
I wish it was that easy.
923
01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:30,418
And nobody wanted to adopt a kid
924
01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:31,819
with an imaginary friend
925
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:34,922
telling him to kill people
at Christmastime.
926
01:11:36,825 --> 01:11:38,493
Only at Christmas?
927
01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:41,363
Yeah, the-- the advent calendar,
24 days of Christmas.
928
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:47,803
I-- I didn't kill anyone
until I was 17 years old.
929
01:11:50,506 --> 01:11:53,107
Until Charlie felt
that I was ready.
930
01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:55,411
She needs to be punished.
931
01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:57,912
The first person I killed
932
01:11:57,913 --> 01:11:59,815
was my last foster mom.
933
01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:03,419
She would drug us.
934
01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:06,287
Breakfast!
935
01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:07,488
And wait for us all
936
01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:09,325
to fall asleep.
937
01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:14,697
Then lock the doors
and go off for the day.
938
01:12:16,498 --> 01:12:17,933
The drugging wasn't
the half of it.
939
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:21,070
If you broke something
in her perfect house,
940
01:12:22,771 --> 01:12:24,406
the punishment
would be the same.
941
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,080
It's okay.
942
01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:33,548
And the scariest part was
943
01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:35,084
you never knew
when it was gonna come.
944
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:49,365
Three died under her watch.
945
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,233
All accidents.
946
01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:54,670
All while she was collecting
thousands from the state.
947
01:12:55,738 --> 01:12:56,638
She had to go.
948
01:13:00,075 --> 01:13:04,812
♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go
Up in Santa's sleigh ♪
949
01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:07,081
You wanna fuck with me,
you little shit?
950
01:13:13,155 --> 01:13:14,455
Needless to say,
951
01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:16,691
I-- I-- I wasn't very good
at first,
952
01:13:16,692 --> 01:13:18,794
but I got the job done.
953
01:13:38,814 --> 01:13:45,187
♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go
Get ready for a ride ♪
954
01:13:45,721 --> 01:13:47,555
Charlie wasn't just
an imaginary friend
955
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:48,924
or a split personality.
956
01:13:49,858 --> 01:13:51,760
He could see...
957
01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:53,762
He could see evil.
958
01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:57,231
Um, and the more I got
to know him,
959
01:13:57,232 --> 01:14:00,068
I found out that he was blessed
with the same curse as me.
960
01:14:01,003 --> 01:14:03,505
So your parents, they--
961
01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:05,106
They were--
962
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:06,708
They murdered my grandfather.
963
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,577
They poisoned him,
but, before, getting him
964
01:14:09,578 --> 01:14:11,980
to sign over
my father's inheritance.
965
01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:17,052
Grandpa?
966
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,121
How many people have you killed?
967
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:24,026
A lot.
But they were all bad.
968
01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:36,938
♪ Were you good
for Mom and Dad? ♪
969
01:14:36,939 --> 01:14:41,477
♪ Santa knows
if you've been bad ♪
970
01:14:45,380 --> 01:14:48,917
♪ In Santa's bag of toys ♪
971
01:14:49,451 --> 01:14:50,718
Naughty.
972
01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:53,721
♪ But Christmas won't be
fun and games ♪
973
01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:56,224
♪ For naughty girls and boys ♪
974
01:14:57,726 --> 01:15:00,394
♪ Oh, Santa's watching ♪
975
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:01,863
♪ Santa's waiting ♪
976
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:10,606
♪ If you do your best
this year ♪
977
01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:15,209
I had to run
for obvious reasons.
978
01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:17,478
But I-- I was never alone.
979
01:15:19,615 --> 01:15:20,982
And Charlie was with me
980
01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:22,017
the whole time.
981
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,786
Hey Billy, it's garbage day.
982
01:15:26,321 --> 01:15:28,122
He taught me how to land jobs
983
01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:29,925
or find places to live.
984
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,761
Just survive.
985
01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:35,663
When he asks,
986
01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:36,864
"When can you start?"
987
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:38,867
always ask,
"When do you need me?"
988
01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:41,670
When can you start?
989
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,572
When do you need me?
990
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,011
He was like a father.
991
01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:55,384
Oh, you're okay.
992
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:57,518
Just take a little piece
of toilet paper
993
01:15:57,519 --> 01:15:59,087
and stick it to the blood.
994
01:15:59,588 --> 01:16:00,855
But also kinda like a--
995
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:02,791
He's kinda like a compass.
996
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:10,665
He needed my eyes
997
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:11,800
to identify them,
998
01:16:12,034 --> 01:16:17,305
but then he would show me why
they needed to be, um, punished.
999
01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:19,840
- No!
- Give me the fucking money!
1000
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:43,999
Naughty.
1001
01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:53,742
And you have to dress
like Santa?
1002
01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:56,311
It flips a switch.
1003
01:16:58,013 --> 01:17:02,784
Helps me slip from Billy
into something else.
1004
01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:08,056
What?
The fuck you want?
1005
01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:11,827
Get the fuck outta here, Santa.
1006
01:17:37,019 --> 01:17:40,988
♪ Join the happy old song ♪
1007
01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:44,726
♪ Winter time sing along ♪
1008
01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:49,665
♪ Jingle bells are jingling
Santa's elves are singing ♪
1009
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,135
♪ Won't you come along? ♪
1010
01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,673
What's keeping you
from killing me, Billy?
1011
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,743
I told you.
You're a good person.
1012
01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:11,053
So... you're crazy.
1013
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:13,454
Here we go.
1014
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:14,889
Yeah.
Yeah, you know,
1015
01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:17,024
after hearing me say
all that out loud,
1016
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,960
yeah,
I'm a little, little crazy.
1017
01:18:22,397 --> 01:18:23,832
And yet I'm still here.
1018
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,302
♪ He's bringing his reindeer
and sleigh ♪
1019
01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:33,340
♪ Same time each year,
he brings joy and cheer ♪
1020
01:18:33,341 --> 01:18:34,575
Hmm.
1021
01:18:34,576 --> 01:18:36,178
I think you found a good one, kid.
1022
01:18:38,613 --> 01:18:39,915
Charlie says he likes you.
1023
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,250
♪ Christmas is here ♪
1024
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:45,286
♪ Ding dong ♪
1025
01:18:45,287 --> 01:18:48,289
♪ Ooh ♪
1026
01:18:48,290 --> 01:18:53,729
♪ Ding dong
Christmas is here ♪
1027
01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:58,133
♪ It's the best time
of the year ♪
1028
01:18:59,601 --> 01:19:04,139
♪ It's the best time
of the year ♪
1029
01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:39,107
He's here?
1030
01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:41,443
Oh, he's here.
1031
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:04,432
Stay close.
1032
01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:07,388
Someone was just here.
1033
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:41,922
Billy.
1034
01:22:54,502 --> 01:22:56,705
Pam, be careful.
1035
01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:08,249
What the fuck?
1036
01:23:16,024 --> 01:23:17,324
Jesus, Billy.
1037
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,792
There's a kid down there!
1038
01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:20,028
Pam, wait!
1039
01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:22,229
I'm coming.
1040
01:23:22,230 --> 01:23:23,797
No, no. Stay there.
I'll hand her up.
1041
01:23:23,798 --> 01:23:25,632
Hey, hey, hey.
1042
01:23:25,633 --> 01:23:27,068
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, oh.
1043
01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,108
- You got her?
- Get on that ladder.
1044
01:23:34,109 --> 01:23:35,476
Okay.
1045
01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:49,356
Oh, my...
Oh, my God.
1046
01:23:49,357 --> 01:23:50,592
Oh, my God.
There's another one!
1047
01:23:53,895 --> 01:23:54,962
He's alive.
1048
01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:10,245
Tommy?
1049
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:13,782
Okay, I got you.
1050
01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:22,057
No!
1051
01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:28,163
Pam. Pam!
1052
01:24:36,271 --> 01:24:38,739
I know where she is, kid.
1053
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,675
Just follow my lead.
1054
01:24:42,143 --> 01:24:43,278
Walk straight.
1055
01:24:48,450 --> 01:24:52,821
Keep going.
Keep going.
1056
01:24:54,823 --> 01:24:59,094
Okay, now he has Pam
three feet to your left.
1057
01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:03,698
You need to be careful.
1058
01:25:15,276 --> 01:25:18,780
He's got a knife to her throat,
hand over her mouth.
1059
01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:24,552
He's on top of her,
just below the surface.
1060
01:25:25,753 --> 01:25:26,855
Now!
1061
01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:36,063
Pam, run!
Pam, get out of here!
1062
01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:47,007
Where the fuck is my phone?
1063
01:25:50,712 --> 01:25:51,745
Fuck!
1064
01:26:04,626 --> 01:26:06,026
Billy?
1065
01:26:09,030 --> 01:26:09,864
Billy?
1066
01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:17,639
Billy.
1067
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:27,916
Billy.
1068
01:26:32,287 --> 01:26:35,155
Oh. I got you.
1069
01:26:36,157 --> 01:26:37,759
Oh, my God.
1070
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:41,195
I think he got me pretty good.
1071
01:26:42,263 --> 01:26:43,497
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1072
01:26:43,498 --> 01:26:45,566
Okay.
Come, sit down.
1073
01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:46,833
I think I killed him.
1074
01:26:46,834 --> 01:26:47,701
Oh...
1075
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:49,369
You cut his fucking
head off, kid.
1076
01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:51,471
Sit down.
Oh, my God.
1077
01:26:51,472 --> 01:26:53,473
You stay with the kids.
I'm gonna get the car.
1078
01:26:53,474 --> 01:26:55,376
I just need to get
the kids outta here.
1079
01:26:55,977 --> 01:26:56,945
Billy.
1080
01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:00,815
What's wrong with Santa?
1081
01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:05,286
Santa's hurt
but we're gonna help him, okay?
1082
01:27:06,921 --> 01:27:08,323
Are you okay?
Yeah.
1083
01:27:09,524 --> 01:27:10,457
Okay.
1084
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:12,594
Come on, Billy. Hang on.
1085
01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:15,663
Stay with me, buddy.
Stay with me.
1086
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,803
Come on, kid.
This isn't our time.
1087
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:23,605
We can make it.
1088
01:27:26,841 --> 01:27:27,908
Ah...
1089
01:27:40,855 --> 01:27:41,955
Billy!
1090
01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:42,990
Pam, everything's--
1091
01:27:42,991 --> 01:27:45,125
Billy! Get the fuck out of here!
1092
01:27:45,126 --> 01:27:47,160
- Ugh.
- Billy...
1093
01:27:47,161 --> 01:27:48,262
I'm sorry, kid.
1094
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,264
I should've saw that one coming.
1095
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:52,333
Billy. No, no, no.
1096
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,637
What did you do?
1097
01:28:02,310 --> 01:28:03,645
I wanna go where you go.
1098
01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:07,282
I wanna stay here with you.
1099
01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:12,687
Billy.
1100
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,289
Charlie.
1101
01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:16,591
I'm gonna miss you, bub.
1102
01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:22,562
I don't want you to go, Charlie.
Charlie, I don't want you to go.
1103
01:28:22,563 --> 01:28:24,197
You take good care of her.
1104
01:28:24,198 --> 01:28:25,432
- You hear?
- Charlie...
1105
01:28:25,433 --> 01:28:28,036
- You found a good one.
- Charlie...
1106
01:28:31,773 --> 01:28:35,310
Take her hand. Now, kid.
1107
01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:37,177
Now.
1108
01:28:47,288 --> 01:28:48,556
Pam!
1109
01:28:49,557 --> 01:28:50,425
What?
1110
01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:53,060
No, no, no, no.
1111
01:28:53,061 --> 01:28:55,730
No, Pam.
Pam.
1112
01:28:58,366 --> 01:29:01,369
Pam. Wake up.
1113
01:29:03,738 --> 01:29:05,673
I'm here, okay?
I-- I'm here.
1114
01:29:16,117 --> 01:29:17,085
Everything's gonna be okay.
1115
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:21,889
Everything's gonna be okay.
1116
01:29:30,765 --> 01:29:34,101
Help, help! Please, please!
1117
01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:35,370
Help!
1118
01:29:42,510 --> 01:29:43,778
You're aggressive.
1119
01:29:44,412 --> 01:29:46,581
Officer down, officer down.
1120
01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:12,739
Hey.
1121
01:30:15,777 --> 01:30:16,811
Billy?
1122
01:30:17,612 --> 01:30:19,580
It's okay. I'm right here.
1123
01:30:20,047 --> 01:30:20,948
Where?
1124
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:30,658
Are you ready for this?
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