Original subtitles

[ Woman Speaking French ]

THERE USED TO BE A PAINTING HERE BY THE FRENCH ARTIST TROUILLEBERT...

DEPICTING A HAREM SERVANT GIRL.

BUT THAT PAINTING WAS STOLEN SEVERAL WEEKS AGO.

THAT'S WHY OUR DIRECTOR IS SO HEARTBROKEN.

THE POLICE ARE CONTINUING THEIR INVESTIGATION.

WE HOPE TO RECOVER THE PAINTING VERY SOON.

PLEASE FOLLOW ME.

NO, THANK YOU.

VOILÀ.

[ Grunts ]

DID YOU HURT YOURSELF, MISS?

LOOK AFTER HER.

NO, YOU CAN'T SIT THERE.

THERE'S AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE PAINTING INSIDE THAT CRATE.

- THE MONA LISA? - NO.

IT'S THE "PORTRAIT OF JEANNE HEBUTERNE" BY MODIGLIANI.

I MUST ASK YOU TO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE, MISS.

[ Whimpers ] YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE. IT'S EXTREMELY VALUABLE.

WE'RE LOADING THE TRUCK. GO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I'M SERIOUS.

- PLEASE, MISS. - YOUR SHOE.

MY BOSS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE.

PLEASE BE ON YOUR WAY, MISS.

CIAO.

YOUR PERFUME'S VERY NICE. IT MUST BE QUITE EXPENSIVE.

AH, TRÈS BIEN.

I HAD TO USE THE WHOLE BOTTLE ON THE BOX. MERCI BEAUCOUP.

I'LL BUY YOU SOME MORE LATER. I'M GONNA HAVE SOME CAKE.

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. WHY THE RUSH?

WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?

I'M NOT IN A HURRY. WE'VE GOT ALL DAY.

YOU'RE ALWAYS PLAYING AROUND. FRANCE IS JUST THE PLACE FOR YOU.

ESPECIALLY FRENCH WOMEN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BUILDING THAT IS? I KNOW. IT'S NUTTY DAME.

NOTRE-DAME.

I'M GOING TO BE MARRIED THERE ONE DAY.

WITH FLOWER GIRLS AND A RING BEARER.

AND ORCHIDS ALL ALONG THE AISLES. ORCHIDS?

DO YOU KNOW ME? NO.

NO?

MY NAME IS JIM.

MERCI.

I'M A WELL-KNOWN THIEF.

READ TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER!

DID YOU SEE THEM IN THAT CAR?

THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME!

[ Whistles ]

STEP ON IT! PULL UP CLOSER!

HOLD THIS.

FOCUS ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING! DON'T FORGET THE PERFUME!

REMEMBER TO KEEP IT IN LOW GEAR! ALL RIGHT!

GET OUT OF HERE!

[ Sniffing ]

[ Continues Sniffing ]

I CAN'T SMELL A THING.

THAT'S ODD.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Inhales, Gasps ]

THAT PERFUME SMELLS LIKE PISS!

STALE PERFUME-- WORSE THAN MY MOTHER'S PISS!

- WHAT'S GOING ON? - SHIT!

HEY, JOEY!

HE'S LANDING.

LET'S GO GET HIM.

OVER HERE!

SLOW DOWN!

SLOW DOWN! SILLY GIRL!

LOW GEAR!

I'VE GOT HIM. SLOW DOWN!

STOP THE CAR!

STUPID WOMAN! JESUS CHRIST!

ARE YOU OKAY? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?

HOW ABOUT THAT? DOES THAT HURT? THAT'S ENOUGH!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? USE THE GEARS PROPERLY!

I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE BRAKE. YOU'RE SO STUPID!

- HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT GEAR YOU WANT? - I'M STOPPING THE CAR.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TO WATER THE FLOWERS!

[ Muttering ]

WHAT'S THE WRONG GEAR TO START IN? THE DRIVING GEAR!

THE DRIVING GEAR?

LET'S GO!

[ Together ] BYE-BYE!

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS!

GO AHEAD-- LEAVE ME!

I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!

YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF OUR FAMOUS PAINTINGS HAVE BEEN STOLEN LATELY.

WE OF COURSE WELCOME THOSE WHO COME...

FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD TO APPRECIATE OUR ART,

BUT JUST HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM US.

WE SUSPECT THAT THESE THIEVES WERE CHINESE...

WORKING FOR AN UNDERGROUND PAINTING COLLECTOR.

YOU THREE SHOULD NEVER FORGET...

THAT I ADOPTED ALL OF YOU.

I FED AND CLOTHED YOU. NOW YOU MUST OBEY ME.

STARTING FROM NOW ON...

I'LL TEACH YOU TO EARN A LIVING.

YOU MUST LEARN TO USE YOUR EYES AND YOUR HANDS. JOEY?

I'M STANDING IN THE BUS AISLE. YOU COME TOWARDS ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU CRAZY?

THE BUS IS MOVING ALONG.

MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE!

DON'T BE SO STUPID. YOU'RE REALLY USELESS!

LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING!

IF YOU WANT TO EAT, STOP CRYING OR YOU'LL GO WITHOUT!

CHERIE, HAVE SOME SOUP. I SPILLED IT ALL OVER MY PANTS!

I GOT SOME RICE FOR YOU. GO ON, EAT!

EAT, EAT. OKAY.

YOU'RE HUNGRY. EAT!

WE HOPE THAT THE HONG KONG POLICE...

WILL COOPERATE WITH THE FRENCH INVESTIGATORS IN STOPPING THIS CRIME.

CHERIE, YOU BE THE BEGGAR THIS TIME.

ME AGAIN? YES, YOU!

YOU GO OVER THERE. OKAY.

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME BREAD. I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR DAYS.

GET LOST, YOU LITTLE BEGGAR!

- WHAT DID YOU DO? - IT WASN'T ME!

- WHAT, AGAIN? - IT WASN'T ME.

STOP, YOU LITTLE THIEF!

- COME ON, LET'S GO! - WHO TAUGHT YOU LITTLE BEGGARS TO STEAL?

RUN FOR IT, CHERIE!

THOSE THREE STOLE SOME BREAD. ARREST THEM!

DON'T EAT SO FAST, GRANNY. NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU.

- HOW DOES IT TASTE? - DELICIOUS!

HAVE SOME MORE.

HANG ON A MOMENT! COME HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG? WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

DON'T BE SCARED! PLEASE DON'T ARREST US.

I GUESS YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY. YES, WE ARE.

THE COLD WEATHER'S COMING. YOU NEED TO BUY SOME CLOTHES.

THANK YOU, GODFATHER!

HOW COME I'M YOUR GODFATHER NOW? BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN US SO MUCH.

YOU'VE HELPED US SO MUCH.

YOU HELP PEOPLE TOO.

YOU SHOULD JOIN THE POLICE FORCE WHEN YOU GROW UP.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. THERE ARE OTHER JOBS BESIDES THAT!

HE'S RIGHT, GODFATHER.

PROMISE ME YOU'LL QUIT STEALING.

WHAT A SCRAWNY WOMAN!

JIM, TRY SOME OF THE SPECIAL SOUP I MADE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

TASTES LIKE CANNED.

DAMN YOU, JIM!

♪ MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO YOU ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CHERIE ♪♪

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU LOOK GREAT! THANK YOU.

- TONIGHT I'M THE BOSS. - [ Both ] WHO SAYS?

AND I SAY WE STOP STEALING ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND SO SAY ALL OF US!

BLOW OUT THE CANDLE, CHERIE.

GO ON.

DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A WISH.

OKAY.

I WISH WE COULD RETIRE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THAT'LL DO! HAVE SOME CAKE.

[ Laughing ]

YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD LADY!

HERE, LET ME.

[ Coughs, Continues Laughing ]

NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.

GO AND BRING HER BACK. WHY DON'T YOU GO?

YOU GO. SHE LISTENS TO YOU.

CHERIE, DARLING.

DON'T BE ANGRY WITH YOUR JOEY.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LAKE.

YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE.

AND A WONDERFUL BODY. TRULY GORGEOUS.

PERFECT FROM HEAD TO TOE.

WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, YOU'LL HAVE BEAUTIFUL KIDS.

COME ON, CHERIE.

IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL EVENING.

A NIGHT MADE FOR ROMANCE. YOU'RE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE...

AND TONIGHT THERE ARE STARS OUT...

AND MOONLIGHT TOO.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE TABLE AND SIT DOWN.

LET'S PUT ON A SHOW FOR JIM.

WE'LL PRETEND TO BE LOVERS.

CHERIE DARLING, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH.

LET'S STAY TOGETHER TILL DEATH DO US PART.

OR MAYBE YOU DIE AND I SURVIVE!

- WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? - SOMETHING HIT MY LEG.

IT'S FREEZING. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, CHERIE. LET'S GO.

YOU BASTARD! GET ME OUT OF HERE.

[ Shivers, Sneezes ]

[ Jim ] JOEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU RETIRE?

I COULD LIVE ANYWHERE. HOW ABOUT YOU, CHERIE?

SOMEWHERE VERY PEACEFUL.

HOW ABOUT IRAQ? OR MAYBE HEAVEN?

WE'RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE. WE SHOULD FIND A PLACE TO SETTLE DOWN.

[ Joey ] DON'T SAY THAT, JIM.

IT'S A LARGE UNIVERSE OUT THERE, AND IT BELONGS TO THE BRAVE.

AND THERE ARE ALWAYS UPS AND DOWNS.

ACTUALLY, I REALLY MISS HONG KONG. ESPECIALLY WONTON NOODLES.

AND THE CAKES AND ROAST GOOSE.

AND THE SEAFOOD.

AND THE SWEET BUNS AND CHEAP JEANS.

YES, AND QUEEN'S ROAD EAST.

AND QUEEN'S ROAD WEST.

ISN'T IT NICE HERE? I'LL GO AND CHECK IT OUT.

HELLO, BRIGITTE BARDOT AND SOPHIA LOREN!

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEIR NAMES?

I JUST WANTED TO FIND THEM. ARE YOU CRAZY?

DON'T YOU EVER READ THE NEWSPAPERS? THEY ALWAYS SUNBATHE IN THE NUDE.

I WANT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS.

IF THEY'RE NUDE, THEY WON'T HAVE A PEN.

COME ON, MR. SLEAZE. I'VE GOT A PEN.

HELLO.

HOW ARE YOU?

HELLO, CHERIE.

HELLO, JULES AND JIM.

- HOW MUCH IS IT? - HALF A MILLION.

TOO MUCH.

IT'S NOT WORTH THAT MUCH.

$200,000.

HE'S OFFERING $400,000.

TELL HIM HE'S A SON OF A BITCH.

WHAT IS HE SAYING? WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

JUST TELL HIM.

I JUST WANTED TO ASK--

WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER? I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO HER.

SHE IS FINE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'RE WELCOME.

TELL HIM WE WON'T BUDGE ON THE PRICE.

$500,000. NO DISCOUNT.

NO LESS.

- VERY WELL. - HE AGREES TO HALF A MILLION.

VOILÀ.

IF YOU STEAL THIS PAINTING FOR ME...

THERE'S FIVE MILLION IN IT FOR YOU.

TRANSLATE WHAT HE JUST SAID.

HE SAYS TWO MILLION FOR THE PAINTING.

WOW, TWO MILLION!

BUT YOU PROMISED WE'D QUIT.

DID WE SAY THAT? I DON'T REMEMBER.

- YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE! - THE PAINTING IS CURRENTLY IN A CHATEAU IN NICE.

THERE'S A VERY MOVING LOVE STORY CONNECTED WITH IT.

THE WOMAN IN THE PAINTING WAS THE PAINTER'S LOVER.

THE PAINTER DIED JUST AFTER FINISHING THE PAINTING...

AND IT'S BEEN HAUNTED BY HIS SOUL EVER SINCE.

THIEVES THE WORLD OVER WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO STEAL IT,

BUT IT'S NEVER LEFT THE CHATEAU.

YOU'D HAVE TO BE VERY CUNNING TO STEAL SUCH A DIABOLICAL PAINTING.

WHOEVER PULLS IT OFF WILL BE VERY FAMOUS.

FOR YOU GUYS IT SHOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK.

WHAT'S HE BABBLING ABOUT?

- YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. - TELL US. - TELL US.

HE SAYS THE PAINTING BRINGS BAD LUCK. IF YOU STEAL IT, YOU'LL DIE.

- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? - YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- LET'S DO IT. - DO IT? - DO IT.

WE'VE DECIDED TO PASS. SORRY.

IS THAT TRUE?

HE ASKS IF YOU'RE SURE WE CAN DO IT.

SURE! YES!

YEAH. OUI, OUI.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BUT NEVER MIND, THEN.

- LET'S GO THEN. - WE NEED SOME CASH UP FRONT.

HE'LL GIVE US THAT LATER.

BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A DRINK.

WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SOME CASH UP FRONT.

SHAVE BEFORE YOU KISS ME NEXT TIME!

MERCI. AU REVOIR.

- IT'S ON, THEN. - A CALL FROM HONG KONG, SIR.

THANK YOU.

- HELLO, MR. CHOW. - HELLO, MR. BURTON. ANY PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM. JUST DO IT.

VERY GOOD.

HAVE YOU SEEN JIM? I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. HE TOOK HIS TOOLS WITH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO. DAMN!

DON'T GO.

JIM IS USELESS WITHOUT ME.

HE'LL BE FINE. BUT ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG.

I EXPECTED THIS FROM YOU.

JUST COME BACK SAFE AND SOUND.

I'M OFF NOW. BUT REMEMBER: 9:00 TOMORROW.

WAIT FOR US AT THE AIRPORT. BUY THREE TICKETS.

WHAT IS IT?

PROMISE ME THIS REALLY IS THE LAST TIME.

STOP NAGGING SO MUCH!

SHH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOW CAN YOU MANAGE WITHOUT ME?

THIS IS TOO EASY. SMELLS LIKE A TRAP.

MAYBE KNIVES WILL SHOOT OUT OF THE WALLS.

LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

ALL CLEAR.

HERE'S THE DOOR. WHERE'S THE SWITCH?

WHERE YOU'D LEAST EXPECT TO FIND IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SOMETHING WRONG?

SUCH EXPENSIVE ART. WHY SUCH CHEAP WINE?

IT'S A RUSE.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

[ Rumbling ]

COME ON.

GOTCHA!

HEY, DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

DAMN IT! WHICH ONE WAS IT?

IT CLOSES AUTOMATICALLY. I SEE.

IT'S GONNA CLOSE. COME ON.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ Electrical Crackling ]

NO LASER BEAMS. THEY'VE USED HIGH VOLTAGE INSTEAD.

FEEL THAT WIND?

IT ADDS TO THE FUN.

COME ON.

COME ON.

WATCH OUT!

CATCH.

- COME ON. - OKAY.

CAREFUL! WANT TO GET US KILLED?

YOU'RE A HEAVY LITTLE BASTARD. I LIKE TO EAT!

PULL ME UP!

- I SAID UP, NOT DOWN! - HOLD ON.

- COME ON. PULL ME UP. - DON'T YOU DARE FART!

ONCE MORE.

DID YOU GET IT? ALMOST.

CAN YOU REACH IT? SWING HARDER.

ALMOST THERE.

I GOT IT!

GET READY.

GO!

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR SMELLY SHOES? - THIS IS THE REAL THING!

I'M HAVING A STROKE OVER HERE!

HOW COME HER EYES LOOK SO ALIVE?

IT'S THE FLASHLIGHT, YOU JERK!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - GET ME OUT OF HERE!

- OKAY. - SPEED IT UP.

COME ON.

WE'RE HOME FREE.

THIS SMELLS LIKE ANOTHER TRAP.

SEEMS SAFE TO ME. WHERE'S THE TRAP?

WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

GOOD IDEA. THAT WILL CALM MY NERVES.

IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING THIS TIME.

WHY NOT? I COULD REALLY USE IT.

SOMETIMES WINE HELPS US SEE MORE CLEARLY.

THE VISION OF THE SUPERIOR MAN.

THIS WAY. I CAN SEE IT.

COME ON.

I'LL GUIDE YOU. YOU'D BETTER.

WATCH YOUR ASS. I KNOW IT'S TOO BIG.

JUST ONE MORE TO GO. NO PROBLEM.

BOTTOMS UP. CHEERS.

AFTER YOU.

HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOUNGER THAN YOU.

WELL, LET'S SEE WHOSE BACK IS MORE FLEXIBLE.

QUIET EVENING, ISN'T IT?

COME ON!

STOP, THIEF!

[ Gunshots ]

GET TO THE CAR!

ARE YOU OKAY?

[ Groans ]

YOU'RE LUCKY THE BULLET DIDN'T GO VERY DEEP.

LIFT YOUR ARM.

HIGHER.

MOVE YOUR FINGERS. MAKE A FIST.

NO BIG DEAL. YOU'LL SURVIVE.

I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE: WE WORK TOGETHER.

DON'T TRY ANY MORE SOLO STUNTS.

I DIDN'T STEAL IT FOR THE FRENCHMAN.

I SUPPOSE YOU DID IT FOR ART'S SAKE.

NO, IT WASN'T FOR ART'S SAKE.

I DID IT FOR CHERIE'S SAKE.

HER SAKE IS YOUR SAKE, WHICH IS MY SAKE...

AND MY SAKE IS EVERYBODY'S SAKE.

- YOU TREAT YOUR FRIENDS BETTER THAN YOU DO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. - WRONG.

- I TREAT THEM BOTH WELL. - YOU TREAT CHERIE WELL?

ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T? YOU TREAT HER LIKE A PUPPET.

YOU ALWAYS BLOW HOT AND COLD.

CHERIE IS GOOD TO YOU, BUT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE HER.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I ENVY YOU.

DO YOU EVER EVEN THINK OF HER?

THINK OF OTHERS TOO MUCH AND YOU'LL LOSE YOUR BEARINGS. GET MY DRIFT?

YOU TWO KNOW HOW I AM. I LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE.

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM HOSTAGE.

IF YOU LIKE A FLOWER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK IT.

YOU DON'T STOP THE WIND TO CATCH SOME BREATHS.

IF YOU LIKE THE CLOUDS, YOU DON'T PULL THEM DOWN TO EARTH.

WHAT THE HELL DO FLOWERS AND CLOUDS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?

I'M TALKING ABOUT WOMEN.

WOMEN NEED TO BE LOVED AND CARED FOR.

A MARRIED MAN LOSES HIS FREEDOM,

AND I NEED TO BE FREE RIGHT NOW.

I NEED TO BREATHE FREELY. BUT AT WHAT COST?

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE HURT?

HAVE YOU FINISHED TELLING ME OFF?

ARE YOU DONE? YEAH!

YOU'RE SURE?

FEELING BETTER?

IF YOU'RE OKAY, LET'S GO. CHERIE'S WAITING AT THE AIRPORT.

MIKE, KILL ALL OF THEM. I WANT THE PAINTING.

JIM!

TAKE THE PAINTING AND GET OUT OF HERE!

TELL CHERIE I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU.

[ Horns Honking ]

LEAVE THIS TO ME. GO FIND CHERIE.

OKAY.

BOSS, WE'RE APPROACHING THE PORT. WE'LL GET THEM.

[ Horn Honking ]

WHAT THE HELL!

[ Honking ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Gunshots ]

[ Screaming ]

JIM!

JIM!

WHAT'S HAPPENED? WHERE'S JOEY?

JIM, TALK TO ME. WHAT'S HAPPENED? [ Grunts ]

ARE YOU HURT? WE HAD SOME PROBLEMS.

I'M GOING TO HIM! HE'S DEAD. COME ON.

I WANT TO SEE HIM. COME ON.

♪ I TRIED TO TELL YOU TO GO ♪

♪ BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO STAY ♪

♪ YOU ASKED TO STAY IN MY ARMS ♪

♪ THE WIND MAY KILL THE FLAME ♪

♪ I SAW YOU LOOKING SO BLUE ♪

♪ THEN I KNEW I COULD NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪

♪ YOUR BEAUTY SHINES THROUGH THE TEARS ♪

♪ I'D GIVE MY ALL TO KISS YOUR TEARS AWAY ♪

♪ LET THE WIND GO ON BLOWING ♪

♪ I'LL ALWAYS STAY CLOSE TO YOU ♪

♪ MY HEART'S ONLY WISH ♪

♪ IS TO STAY CLOSE AND CARE FOR YOU ♪

♪ LET THE WIND GO ON BLOWING ♪

♪ I'LL ALWAYS STAY CLOSE TO YOU ♪

♪ MY HEART'S ONLY WISH ♪

[ No Audible Dialog ] ♪ IS TO STAY CLOSE AND CARE FOR YOU ♪

♪ ALL THE TIMES WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

♪ ALL THE MEMORIES WE STILL HAVE ♪

♪ LET'S SHARE THIS LIFE TOGETHER ♪

♪ TO ERASE OUR PAIN AND SORROW ♪

♪ LET'S TREASURE SWEET MEMORIES ♪

♪ I TRY TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS ♪

♪ AND TELL THEM NOT TO COME ♪

♪ BUT SADNESS HANGS HEAVY ON MY HEART ♪

♪ AND THE TEARS ALWAYS COME ♪

♪ I'VE MADE YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ AND I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

♪ YOU'RE ALREADY IN MY HEART ♪

♪ IT'S YOU I'M THINKING OF ♪

♪ I WANT TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS ♪

♪ BUT THE TEARS STILL COME ♪♪

BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS ART.

- YOUR MONEY. - WE ARE TWO OF A KIND.

WE BOTH LOVE MONEY. GOOD WORK. THANK YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HONG KONG BY NIGHT?

BUT OF COURSE.

[ Chuckling ] TAKE HIM FOR A RIDE.

SOMEONE WILL SHOW YOU AROUND. YES, MY PLEASURE.

I HEAR THAT CRIME IN HONG KONG IS GETTING WORSE.

[ Gagging ]

FATHER.

FATHER.

JOEY, YOU'RE NOT DEAD.

YOUR LEGS. I'M LUCKY I SURVIVED.

IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

I GOT MIXED UP WITH THE FRENCHMAN. I'LL FIX THAT BASTARD.

THIS BOY USED TO BE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.

COME WATER-SKIING WITH ME SOME TIME, IF YOU STILL CAN.

FATHER.

I KNOW I HAVEN'T ACHIEVED MUCH, BUT I DID EARN MONEY FOR YOU.

I'M PARALYZED NOW.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP ME?

JOEY, YOU KNOW I FEEL FOR YOU.

IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.

BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

[ Yelling ]

JOEY, ARE YOU OKAY? SON, ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU BASTARD, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? STOP FIGHTING!

IT WAS MY FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL.

WHY ARE YOU SO LOYAL TO HIM?

GET HIM A NEW WHEELCHAIR. I'VE GOT TO GO NOW.

WE CAN'T EAT ALL THAT. YOU NEED FOOD WHILE I'M AWAY.

[ Jim ] HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP.

- HOW EMBARRASSING! - IT DOESN'T MATTER.

LET'S GO.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO. I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.

BE QUICK. YOU'RE HELPING ME MAKE DINNER.

YOU GOT MONEY? YES.

JIM! CHERIE!

FATHER.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? JUST A SCRATCH.

CHERIE, YOU'RE LOOKING THIN. NOT REALLY.

ISN'T JIM LOOKING AFTER YOU PROPERLY? OF COURSE HE IS.

JIM, YOU PROMISED YOU'D PAY OFF YOUR DEBT TO ME. HOW DO YOU MEAN?

I NEED YOU TO STEAL A PAINTING FOR ME. WHAT PAINTING?

COME UPSTAIRS AND I'LL SHOW YOU. FOLLOW ME.

-HOW DID THAT PAINTING GET HERE? -YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

IN THE TWO YEARS IT'S BEEN MISSING, ITS VALUE HAS TRIPLED.

JUST IMAGINE IN ANOTHER TWO YEARS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE WORTH THEN?

I'M GOING TO PUT IT UP FOR AUCTION SOON.

YOU'LL STEAL IT BACK. JOEY COULD HELP IF HE WEREN'T CRIPPLED.

YOU MEAN JOEY'S ALIVE?

DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?

GODFATHER.

GODFATHER.

SOMEONE TO SEE ME? HERE?

JOEY!

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

YOU USED TO LIKE MOVING AROUND. DON'T YOU MISS IT?

I CAN STILL MOVE AROUND. BUT I JUST DO IT HERE.

IT'S A SMALLER, QUIETER WORLD.

IT'S A LOT MORE PEACEFUL THAN OUT THERE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR.

DON'T WORRY. CAN'T FEEL A THING.

LET'S GO.

THAT'S MY STUDY.

I HAVE A NICE VIEW FROM THIS ROOM.

HERE'S MY NEW COMPUTER. I LOVE COMPUTER GAMES.

THE LIVING ROOM.

MY LATEST MASTERPIECE: "TURTLEDOVES."

HERE'S MY PARTNER, BOBO.

- BOBO, SAY HELLO. - HELLO. HELLO.

DO YOU LIKE THIS MURAL? IT TOOK ME THREE MONTHS.

I STILL LIKE BASKETBALL.

AND HERE WE HAVE A TROPICAL GARDEN.

AND HERE'S MY ZOO.

I GOT THE BIRDS FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

AND THERE'S OUR GODFATHER.

BYE-BYE.

COME AND SEE THE KITCHEN.

MAYBE NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY, I NEED A FAVOR. WHAT KIND OF FAVOR?

I'D LIKE YOU TO HELP JIM. WITH WHAT?

OUR FATHER WANTS HIM TO DO A JOB.

YOU KNOW JIM GOT HURT LAST TIME.

I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.

YOU TWO ARE SUCH A GREAT TEAM.

I'M NOT SURE HE WANTS ME IN ON THIS JOB.

BUT OF COURSE I'LL HELP. I KNEW YOU WOULD.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

CHERIE, DARLING.

CHERIE, DARLING.

COME ON, BABY.

HIS GIRLFRIEND ELOPED WITH A CROW.

HE'S CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE.

SAME OLD JOEY. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

BOBO, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS OPEN YOUR MOUTH?

DON'T YOU KNOW MY HEART IS BREAKING?

SOLD FOR 1.5 MILLION.

SOLD TO MR. HAMILTON FOR 1.5 MILLION.

CONGRATULATIONS.

NEXT WE HAVE A FIGURE OF A CAMEL FROM THE TANG DYNASTY.

ITEM NUMBER SIX ON PAGE 15 OF THE CATALOG,

PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE HONG KONG HANDICAPPED CHILDREN'S ASSOCIATION.

PLEASE SUPPORT THIS CAUSE. WE'LL START AT 500,000.

DON'T BE STINGY. THIS IS FOR CHARITY.

- THIS SECTION IS RESTRICTED. - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

I'VE GOT 600,000, 700,000.

NOW AT 700. DO I HEAR MORE?

I WANT TO SELL YOUR PAINTING SOON. IT'LL GET A GOOD PRICE.

I KNOW, BUT IS YOUR SECURITY TIGHT ENOUGH?

YOUR PAINTING WILL BE SAFE WITH US.

- EXCUSE ME. - ALL RIGHT.

ANY ADVANCE ON 1.1 MILLION? DO I HAVE A BID?

1.2, 1.3.

VERY GOOD-- 1.4.

1.4 MILLION ONCE. 1.4 MILLION TWICE.

FROM THE GENTLEMAN IN THE CORNER, 1.5 MILLION.

ANY ADVANCE ON 1.5 MILLION? 1.5 MILLION.

1.6 MILLION. COME ON. 1.6 MILLION.

1.7 MILLION. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT!

- THE BID COMES FROM A DISABLED PERSON. - FATHER.

YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE.

OH, 1.8 MILLION.

1.9 MILLION. DO I HAVE 2 MILLION?

DO THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE A THIEF?

WE HAVE 2.1 MILLION FROM MR. CHOW.

SO NICE OF YOU TO HELP CRIPPLES.

2.2 MILLION. WHY ARE YOU BIDDING AGAINST ME?

- GOOD! 2.3 MILLION. - BECAUSE I ENJOY IT.

I MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR YOU. NOW I'M HELPING YOU SPEND IT.

2.4 MILLION IN THE FRONT ROW.

NOW WE HAVE 2.5 MILLION. COME ON, EVERYBODY.

RAISE YOUR HAND AGAIN AND I'LL CHOP IT OFF! VERY WELL.

YES! 2.7 FROM MR. CHOW.

2.7 MILLION FOR THE FIRST TIME, 2.7 MILLION FOR THE SECOND TIME.

SOLD FOR 2.7 MILLION!

ON BEHALF OF THE HANDICAPPED, MANY THANKS TO MR. CHOW.

[ All Gasp ]

TERRIBLY SORRY-- BUT I DID IT ON PURPOSE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GUARDS, HELP ME!

DON'T HURT ME! GUARDS, HELP ME!

CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY. CLEAN THAT UP, PLEASE.

[ Chattering ]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR THAT.

SORRY, SIR. NO ENTRY HERE. THAT WAY PLEASE.

[ Speaks Foreign Language ]

SIR, MAY I SEE YOUR SECURITY PASS?

SORRY. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT!

GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? THERE WAS AN ELECTRICAL EXPLOSION.

CUT THE ELECTRICITY. QUICK.

FOLLOW ME.

YOU'VE REALLY PISSED OFF YOUR FATHER.

YOU ALWAYS WERE A SMART-ASS. YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL.

KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS, OR YOU'LL LOSE THAT TOO!

LET'S GO.

DON'T FORGET.

SEE?

THEY'VE GOT MULTIPLE SECURITY SYSTEMS. HOW DO WE GET PAST THOSE?

TAKE A COMPUTER ALONG?

NO, THE KEY IS GOOD COMMUNICATION.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DISCUSSING? GODFATHER.

-ARE YOU PLANNING A JOB? -WE'RE JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

- I'VE BEGGED YOU BOTH TO GO STRAIGHT. - GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN.

- YOUR APRON IS VERY SEXY. - VERY FUNNY.

IT'S VERY FLATTERING.

ALL SET.

EXCEPT FOR THE KEY TO THE SAFE.

LEAVE IT TO ME. I'LL STEAL THE KEY.

AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I'D BETTER HANDLE THIS ALONE.

LISTEN, BUDDY, I WON'T MESS IT UP FOR YOU.

YOU'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR LEGS.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE YOUR LIFE.

HOW WAS YOUR CHAT?

JUST GUY TALK.

WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA HAVE CHILDREN?

WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. AFTER THIS JOB, MAYBE.

DO YOU WANT A BOY OR A GIRL?

I'D LIKE A BOY, OF COURSE. BUT SHE WANTS A GIRL.

- THOUGHT OF ANY NAMES? - IF IT'S A BOY, "JOEY JR."

FOR A GIRL, "CHERIE-MARIE."

THAT'S NICE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BE THE GODFATHER? - OF COURSE. YOU HAVE TO.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE GODFATHER, YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE STATES WITH US.

YES.

WE'RE MOVING TO THE STATES. PERMANENTLY.

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CAKE!

CHERIE MADE IT FOR YOU. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, JOEY.

OH, YES. HOW OLD AM I TODAY?

THIRTY-SIX. MY GOD, THAT WAS QUICK!

CLOSE YOUR EYES. WHAT FOR?

TO MAKE A WISH.

IS THIS A TRICK CAKE?

NO, IT'S NOT A TRICK. JUST AS WELL.

DELICIOUS!

♪♪ [ Waltz ]

THANK YOU.

LOOK OVER THERE.

STANLEY WU, OWNER OF THE AUCTION HOUSE.

HE'S GOT THE KEY ON HIM. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE.

WITH CHERIE'S CHARMS, SHE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING OUT.

YOU'RE SO FLATTERING.

CHERIE AND I SHOULD DANCE.

AFTER YOU.

MAKE SURE YOU GET THE KEY.

♪♪ [ Up-Tempo Waltz ]

GOOD EVENING, FATHER.

YOU BROUGHT JOEY ALONG. THAT'S ASKING FOR TROUBLE.

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL GET THE PAINTING.

I HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR JOEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M WITH MY BOYS. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M WITH MY BOYS TOO.

♪♪ [ Continues ]

IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR STUFF. LOOK SHARP.

♪♪ [ Music Changes ]

MR. WU. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M A CHINESE ART EXPERT FROM LOS ANGELES.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

I LOVE CHINESE ANTIQUES.

AS DIRECTOR OF AN AUCTION HOUSE, YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANTIQUES.

NOT REALLY, APART FROM BEING ONE MYSELF.

I WISH I KNEW MORE ABOUT ANTIQUES.

PERHAPS YOU COULD TEACH ME.

♪♪ [ Tango ]

♪♪ [ Continues ]

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, JIM? WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S THE BIG FUSS? THE KIDS ARE JUST HAVING FUN.

COME ON. LET'S HAVE A DRINK.

[ Chattering Continues ]

♪♪ [ Continues ]

♪♪ [ Ends ]

ONE.

TWO.

THREE.

FOUR.

FIVE. SIX.

[ Cracking ]

[ Jim ] COME IN, CONTROL. IT'S DINNER TIME. OVER.

YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR. NO NEED TO SHOUT.

I DON'T SEE ANY GUARDS HERE OR ANY HIDDEN CAMERAS.

WELL, WELL, WELL, WE'RE STILL THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.

I'M WITH YOU IN SPIRIT.

I'LL JUST WHISPER IN YOUR EAR.

WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU? YOU SOUND LIKE A SPIRIT MEDIUM.

WHEN YOU GET INTO THE CONTROL ROOM, YOU'LL SEE A LOT OF SWITCHES.

DON'T BE AFRAID. DON'T PANIC. FIND THE RIGHT SWITCH.

TEN-FOUR.

THE MAIN SWITCH IS OFF. WHAT DO I DO NOW?

A VERY GOOD QUESTION. TELL ME THE SERIAL NUMBER.

JJ063. OVER.

THE RED SWITCH SPELLS DANGER.

THE BLUE SWITCH MEANS THE BLUES.

THE YELLOW SWITCH IS R-RATED. DON'T TOUCH IT.

- WHICH ONE DO I CUT? - THE BLUE ONE.

- EVEN THOUGH I HATE THE BLUES. - I'VE CUT THROUGH THE BLUES FOR YOU.

GOOD. I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

I SEE OBSTACLES AHEAD.

IF YOU GET THE RIGHT SIX NUMBERS, WE'LL HIT THE JACKPOT.

- WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS? - WAIT A MOMENT.

- ONE SIX AND FIVE EIGHTS. - AN UNLIKELY COMBINATION.

BUT LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

- DID IT WORK? - YES.

- WHAT DID I TELL YOU, JIM? - LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.

WHAT KIND OF CANDY DO YOU LIKE?

THE EXPENSIVE KIND.

FOCUS NOW. LET ME LISTEN TO THE SAFE.

LEFT TO 32.

RIGHT TO 15. IS IT THAT EASY?

LEFT TO 13. STOP.

NOW LET ME HEAR THE OTHER LOCK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE DID YOU GO?

WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THIS?

- SHH. I'M ON THE AIR. - ON THE AIR?

OKAY, KIDS, HERE'S ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU.

WHAT KIND OF GUY IS ALWAYS IN A HURRY?

TIME FOR THE ANSWER.

A RUSSIAN, OF COURSE! AND NOW AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

IF YOUR RECEPTION'S NO GOOD, TUNE YOUR DIAL TO FM 80.

TUNE TO FM 80-- TWICE. EIGHTY.

NOW LET'S GET BACK TO OUR RIDDLES.

WHAT DID THE GUITAR SAY TO THE ROCK STAR?

GUESS WHAT THE ANSWER IS. TELL YOU SOON. BYE-BYE.

I'M DOING A RADIO PROGRAM FOR THE HANDICAPPED FOUNDATION.

I'VE GOT TO USE THE TOILET. TAKE OVER THE MIKE, WOULD YOU?

THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PAINTING. THEY'VE CHANGED THE SECURITY SYSTEM.

IF A PAINTING IS MOVED, THE DOORS ARE SEALED AT ONCE.

HELLO, EVERYONE. THIS IS JOEY'S BIG BROTHER.

WHAT DID THE GUITAR SAY TO THE ROCK STAR?

"STOP PICKING ON ME."

CAN YOU HEAR ME, JOEY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP.

JIM!

JIM, HANG ON!

WHAT THE HELL? JIM!

IS THIS RIGHT?

JIM, ARE YOU OKAY? TALK TO ME. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THIS.

I HAD IT RIGHT. WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?

JIM!

THANK YOU.

HOW COME YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS? HOW COME YOU'RE HERE?

HOW COME IT BLEW A HOLE ON THE SIDE?

A BAD CONNECTION.

GO BACK IN AND I'LL TRY AGAIN.

YOU MUST BE JOKING. LET'S GO!

NO, TRUST ME. I CAN GET IT RIGHT.

- DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? - YES.

ARE THEY MEN OR GHOSTS?

- [ Guns Cocking ] - MEN!

I'VE GOT IT!

CHANGE POSITIONS!

YEAH!

[ Imitating Monkeys ]

ANOTHER HEADER.

[ Gasps, Whimpering ]

LET'S GO.

NO.

IF I ONLY HAD SOME MORE EXPLOSIVE.

NOT AGAIN!

[ Screams ]

AFTER THE STORM COMES THE CALM. VERY POETIC.

FATHER, DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHERE'S MY PAINTING? I'VE GOT IT.

IT'LL COST YOU 30 MILLION.

YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK. LET'S TALK BUSINESS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MEET ME AT MY PLACE.

WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT?

WHEREVER YOU LIKE. JAPAN. THE STATES.

YOU'D BETTER SHOW UP THIS TIME.

WAIT FOR US AT THE PIER AT CLEARWATER BAY. WE'LL MEET YOU THERE.

YOU PROMISE?

FATHER. FATHER.

MY BOYS.

WHERE'S THE PAINTING?

- WE'RE FAMILY. NO NEED FOR HARD FEELINGS. - FINE WITH US.

I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU RAISED ME. HOW COULD I?

I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD KIDS. I JUST WANT MY PAINTING.

WE'LL GIVE YOU THE PAINTING IF WE CAN WALK OUT OF HERE.

THAT PAINTING IS MY LIFE.

OF COURSE YOU CAN WALK OUT OF HERE.

THAT'S SO BIG OF YOU TO LET US GO.

THANKS FOR OUR FREEDOM. AND OUR LIVES.

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

I RAISED TWO SNAKES. YOU DARE TURN ON ME!

YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!

NO!

JOEY!

[ Yelling ]

[ Yells ]

MY BULLET-PROOF JACKET! OUT OF SIGHT!

OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU'RE NOT PARALYZED?

I HAD TO PLAY THE PART TO GET THE TEAM BACK TOGETHER.

IF I HADN'T PRETENDED, HE WOULD HAVE HAD ME KILLED.

DID YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME?

WHAT ABOUT CHERIE? I'LL EXPLAIN TO HER.

YOU'RE CRAZY!

WHERE'S FATHER?

BASTARDS!

WHERE'S THE REAL PAINTING?

KILL HIM! BUT DON'T HARM THE PAINTING.

HEY!

- FEELING DIZZY? - VERY.

- WANT TO PLAY BLACKJACK? - I'D RATHER PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE.

BLACKJACK. THE BANK WINS.

- YOU'RE DEALING A LOT OF ACES! - HERE'S A FEW MORE.

DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY BEST SWEATER!

PAINT THINNER!

I DRANK PAINT THINNER!

CALL AN AMBULANCE!

[ Gasping, Groaning ]

[ Screaming ]

MY, MY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE.

CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE.

[ Groaning ]

STOP. WHAT IS IT, BOSS?

GET THE PAINTING. BUT IT'S WIRED!

GET IT!

[ Both Screaming ]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

THE PAINTING'S ON FIRE!

PUT IT OUT!

FATHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

ARE YOU IN PAIN? HAVE A SEAT.

LET ME HELP YOU.

YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!

GODFATHER.

HELLO, BOYS. COME AND TALK TO MR. CHOW.

THE BAD GUYS GET CAUGHT IN THE END. THIS TIME IS NO DIFFERENT.

CHEER UP.

HEY, WAIT UP.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY?

WE WANTED TO SEE HIM ARRESTED, AND SO DID YOU.

THE JOB'S OVER.

NOT QUITE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M A COP. I JUST CAN'T LET YOU WALK AWAY.

WE COULD NEVER HIT OUR GODFATHER.

THAT WOULD REALLY BE A SIN. WE'D BE DAMNED FOR ALL TIME.

VERY WELL. I WON'T EVEN LOOK.

YOU HIT HIM FIRST. NO, YOU FIRST.

NO, YOU HIT HIM. OKAY, HERE I GO.

I'M READY. NO, NOT IN THE FACE.

HERE IT COMES, GODFATHER. BRACE YOURSELF. THIS IS GONNA HURT.

[ Chow ] THEY'RE GONE, YOU STUPID JERK!

CHERIE!

JIM! WHERE'S JOEY?

[ Joey ] CHERIE, DARLING!

SWEETHEART!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE CRIPPLED. THEN HOW COULD I BE WALKING AROUND?

YOU TRICKED ME, YOU BASTARD!

OKAY. STOP MESSING AROUND.

YOU TWO HAVE GOT TO GO. HERE ARE SOME CAKES FOR YOU.

SO LONG. AREN'T YOU COMING WITH US?

DIDN'T WE PROMISE TO STICK TOGETHER?

JIM, BE REALISTIC.

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END.

THERE'S A BIG, WIDE WORLD OUT THERE, AND I WANT TO SEE IT.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF CHERIE.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO?

TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER.

NOW WHAT?

I'M LEAVING. YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS.

- JOEY! - WHAT IS IT?

WE HATE TO BE A BOTHER, BUT YOU DID PROMISE.

- WHAT DID I PROMISE? - YOU PROMISED TO BE GODFATHER TO OUR KIDS.

- I WAS JUST JOKING. - CHERIE IS PREGNANT.

- WHY WEREN'T YOU MORE CAREFUL? - ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?

- I DON'T THINK SO. - FINE. WE'RE LEAVING!

WAIT! I'M COMING!

[ Cherie ] SO WHERE IS THE PAINTING NOW? [ Jim ] WHERE IT SHOULD BE.

[ All Together ] YEAH!

IT'S MAGNIFICENT!

YEAH, YEAH!

YEAH, YEAH.

GET ON WITH THE HOUSEWORK!

[ Babbling ] [ Crying ]

YEAH, YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH! [ Screams ]

- [ Crying ] - [ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Snoring ]

YEAH!