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Magical Witch Punie-chan

Spin that Princess Rod.

She has descended from the land of magic.

Spin that magical stick.

Pleased to meet you, Punie Tanaka.

Lightning, sweep, exterminate, use your powers and rule the world.

Don't trust those kind words and nice smiles.

Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all.

I will take you to the land of paradise.

Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all.

There's only one way to survive, and that is to fight.

There's only one path that leads to supremacy, and that is by fighting.

Why, Punie Tanaka-kun?

Principal...

My time here on Earth is almost up.

While I'm here, I want to make as many fun memories as I can...

You want to be on the sports festival's executive committee?

I'm sorry if I sound too selfish...

I can't, right?

No problem!

Go and do your best!

Episode 7: Don't Think Participation Is Important. That's Too Lenient.

Sports Festival

White Team Red Team The girls' spoon race will start soon.

Participants, head to the gate now.

What's the matter, Anego-san? Hurry up and go to the gate.

Look at the executive committee.

The witch is smiling with a perfectly straight face.

What?

You didn't know?

Every event for today's sports festival is being produced by Punie.

This year's sports festival is gonna get a little ugly.

Coming up is the second-year girls' spoon race.

On your mark, paya.

Ready...

Bang!

Wow! Anego-san is really fast!

She's in first place! She's far ahead of the others!

This is too easy...

These are eggs prepared by Punie.

It's possible. With her, anything is.

Excuse me.

Freight train is connected. Ready to go!

Hey!

Choo-choo! Choo-choo!

Don't, Tetsuko! That egg...

The red team's Tetsuko Koku is in first place!

I did it!

Maybe you're just thinking too much, Anego.

A regular egg?

Executive Committee Member

H-Her eyes are so calm.

Don't tell me she'll do this sports festival fair and square.

Go! Go! Red team! Go! Go! Red team!

Big Sister!

Pyun, Potaru, what is it?

We made some lunch.

Let's eat.

Wow! Thank you.

Yay! Yay!

You delinquent women, there's enough for you too.

You should be grateful, pig.

Thanks...

Bon appétit!

Wow! This is amazing!

They look good...

Aren't you going to eat?

Looks like they're not poisoned.

I'm a taste tester?

Hey, Big Sister!

We want to be in the sports festival too!

Sure, that's fine.

You're sure? It's dangerous for small kids.

It's my first time experiencing something this wonderful.

I want to let them participate as well.

Trying to be a goody-goody...

You're planning to win at the end with magic, right?

After becoming an executive committee member...

...and researching the sports festival, I understood.

There are many wonderful cultures here on Earth.

I was about to head home to the land of magic...

...without experiencing any of them.

Punie...

Anego-san.

The mock cavalry battle at the end... Will you compete earnestly with me?

I won't use magic. I'll compete fair and square.

I want to have good memories with you.

I'm going to take that bandana off your head.

I won't lose.

Victory for White Team The mock cavalry battle starts now.

White Team Red Team Goodness, the teams are tied.

Here comes the red team!

And now, here comes the white team!

Come on, Puni...

What?

Punie Punie Cavalry!

The White Rose Squad is here!

You brought a real cavalry?

This is your first battle. Look well at how your sister fights.

Yes, Big Sister!

Shout for victory!

Charge!

Anego, here they come!

Damn! Pull back! Retreat!

Come on, come on, come on!

I got him!

I-1 did it, master!

Well done on the first strike.

A Godiva truffle!

I'm expecting you to do more.

Go and get more. Respond with more action.

Yes, ma'am!

With great physical strength!

One after another, our army is taking down the enemy.

Victory is only a matter of time.

So...

I see.

Huh? What's she doing?

She's definitely off guard.

Time to strike.

Punie

Pyun & Potaru

Start the horses!

Our enemies are on the athletic field!

Take the old traitor's head!

Great God! Help us defeat our enemy!

Who the hell?

What?

T-They attacked our weak flank...

What? What about the reserves?

Pyun-dono and Potaru-dono are rebelling against us!

Our army is getting defeated!

Stop fussing!

Master!

Damn you... You backstabbed your sister!

First and second troops, flank right!

Join the third troop and create a circle formation!

Attack both sides!

You delinquent woman, you should give yourself up.

What? Punie's army seems to be in disarray.

Guys, now!

Don't think you're better than us...

...just because you're on a horse!

Why you!

That's dangerous!

How many allies survived?

It is only you and myself, master.

There's no escape for you now. You used such a dirty trick...

Get ready.

Payal!

Payatan!

Please flee!

Let me handle this!

I'll see you again at the river of the dead!

Payatan! Payatan!

I'm sorry, Payatan... It's all my fault...

After her! Don't let the witch escape!

I guess the era of close combat has already ended...

From now on...

From now on...

...it's the era of guns.

Muskets!

Fire!

Next!

Fire!

Afterwards, this battle...

...became known as the first time guns were used in battle in Japan.

It marked its place in the history of sports festivals.

This was already a major event anyway...

Take that! Take that!

Bad girls!

Take that! Take that!

I baked the cupcakes, Potaru.

Looks delicious!

I made it to this recipe, but I wonder if I did it right.

Bon appétit!

Wow!

Delicious.

Here it comes!

It worked, Potaru.

We'll get Big Sister with this...

Episode 8: We Can't Just Stay the Way We Are.

It's Kind of Scary Becoming an Adult.

Good morning, Anego-san, Tetsuko-chan!

Payal!

Yo.

Morning, Punie-chan.

It's another lovely day.

Huh? What's going on?

Gorgeous.

I can't control myself anymore!

They're pretty.

Are they celebrities?

Maybe a photo shoot?

I'm jealous. I wish I were like them.

Don't worry, Tetsuko-chan. You have boobs that are like a super bullet train.

You think?

Let's go. We'll be late.

Oh, so you'll just pass right by us?

Big Sister...

Big Sister?

Don't tell me you two...

...are Pyun and Potaru?

How did you become adults?

We saw the "Book of the Dead" on a Yahoo auction.

And that book had an arcana of growth.

Big Sister... No, turd-Punie...

Do you know why we couldn't beat you?

Oh? I wonder what's wrong?

She's shaking like an innocent girl.

She knows.

The reason why we couldn't beat this delinquent...

...Is because we were little!

Princess Gemini Monkey Flip!

Punie-chan!

Punie!

Gemini Knee Drop!

Gemini Drop Kick!

Gemini Pile Driver!

Gemini Hell Strike!

Gemini...

...Guillotine!

They're strong!

Their magical and physical power is greater.

They're undoubtedly the strongest foes.

This is bad! This is bad!

My lovely daughters are killing each other!

Ouch! My stomach...

Darling.

Do you know why I was able to become the queen?

Because you're the strongest witch in the land of magic.

Not at all.

There were many witches whom were stronger than me.

Akko, Sally, Meg...

And Momo.

The reason I was able to become queen...

...Is because I kept beating those whom were stronger than me.

In order to become the queen, you need strength plus something else.

This is bad...

I don't think I can win...

We'll forget what you did to us, rotten punk.

We won't take time beating you to death.

We'll kill you quickly, ugly bitch.

Listen to yourselves...

I can't believe you're showing me mercy...

With your powers, you can kill me and Queen Esmeralda...

...and have the land of magic in the palm of your hands.

But after that...

...which one will be the queen?

Only one can.

It doesn't matter!

Only one of us will profit from this, Potaru.

You can kill me and Pyun at the same time now, Potaru.

What's wrong, Pyun?

Nothing...

She did it.

She's a scary individual, as usual.

How so?

The twin attacks...

Which part do you think is most problematic?

The high-spirited combo play.

But look now.

With a word or two, she placed doubt into the twins' minds.

Now they can't use combo play.

Crafty!

Unprincesslike craftiness.

Could she be the true witch?

Payatan?

Interesting.

You're definitely interesting.

I, Payatan, will follow you to the depths of hell.

Don't be overwhelmed.

Submission holds are meant for one-on-one combat.

That choke sleeper before proved it, right?

That certainly is the greatest weakness of submission holds.

But I've been practicing how to fight one on two for the last eight years.

Eight years ago?

Wait a minute! We're only eight years old!

That means...

When we were born into this world...

You were ready to fight both of us?

That's right.

I came up with this technique in order to fight you twins.

In other words, it's sisterly love.

Accept your sister's love!

Princess...

No!

...Spinning Toe Hold!

The finish.

Princess Forty-four Magnum!

We were wrong! We should've...

...never made her our enemy!

Huh?

The arcana's effects wore off.

I won't forgive you just because it wore off.

Big Sister...

Your punishment is just beginning.

Punie-chan, please forgive them!

I won't forgive you!

Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Punie-chan...

Looks like the land of magic will be peaceful for a while...

The End

If you bend the knees upside down...

...even your belief about crushing a rock becomes distorted.

Good, justice, and even the truth Is gone when you feel the pain.

Even those with fortitude have joints.

Take a look. This is the submission of a monarch.

As long as you have fortitude, you will prosper.