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Magical Witch Punie-chan
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Spin that Princess Rod.
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She has descended
from the land of magic.
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Spin that magical stick.
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Pleased to meet you, Punie Tanaka.
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Lightning, sweep, exterminate,
use your powers and rule the world.
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Don't trust those kind
words and nice smiles.
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Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all.
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I will take you to the land of paradise.
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Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all.
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There's only one way
to survive, and that is to fight.
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There's only one path that leads
to supremacy, and that is by fighting.
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We have midterms
starting today. How depressing.
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I envy you, Tetsuko.
You're an honors student.
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That's not true.
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Oh, I can't wait for the exams.
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Shall I show you
how much I've studied?
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What? You'll show it to
us here, paya? What a waste, paya.
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Studied?
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Here we go!
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- 2X2. 2x3. 2x4.
- 4.6. 8.
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- 2x5. 2x6. 2X7. 2x8.
- 10. 12. 14. 16.
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2X9.
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1...
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18!
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You're amazing!
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You mastered this section, paya!
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That's like elementary-school level.
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They can't go up to sixth level...
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That's equivalent to the land of
magic's old-emperor level, paya!
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You must be...
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...stupid.
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Stupid
No! Don't say that!
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Episode 5: Can You Decide
Someone's Value with Test Scores?
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I'm Probably a Zero Anyway.
That's Right.
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This is hilarious. The princess
from the land of magic is an idiot.
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Will you be okay, Punie-chan?
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If you do poorly on these
midterms, you'll repeat the grade.
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Don't worry. I've taken care of it.
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Ouch!
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Class is already in session.
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Quiet. Put away everything
but your writing implements.
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G-Gesomi!
What happened to Tateno-sensei?
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Gesomi?
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Tateno-sensei is
absent due to an injury.
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Is there a problem
with me being in charge?
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This is bad.
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If it was that old fart Tateno,
we could've cheated easily...
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Hey, what is Gesomi-sensei like?
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That's right. You just transferred
here, so you don't know.
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She devotes her life
to finding cheaters.
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She expelled many in the past.
I'd say she's extremely sadistic!
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Don't even think about cheating.
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Devoting her life
to such a stupid thing...
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Now, begin.
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Anego.
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What should we do?
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At this rate, we'll all repeat the grade.
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Anego...
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I know!
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Don't take your eyes off
Gesomi no matter what.
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We can catch her off guard,
even for an instant.
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Right.
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Now!
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Such an old trick...
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Isn't there anyone out there?
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Cheaters with unique methods
to present a serious challenge.
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Get up, you rotten oranges.
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I'll give you another chance.
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Next time, try to cheat in
a way that will actually excite me.
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That is...
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...If you have a brain
inside that head of yours.
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We're not oranges!
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We're human beings!
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That's right!
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Oh my. You're rotten, but you
can still say nasty things.
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What'd you say?
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Jeez, Anego-san
gets excited very easily.
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What'd you say?
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Now's my chance. Come on out.
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Understood.
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Worry not, Punie-dono.
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We studied all night and
mastered the essence of academics.
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Those are the veggies from the curry!
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Punie-chan's going to let those
manservants do all the cheating.
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This is math, Punie-dono?
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Right. Hurry up.
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Punie-dono, are you aware of this?
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What?
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We're vegetables given
life by the power of magic.
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Temporary puppets.
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And so our skills can't be greater
than the one who gave us life.
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You can't go beyond my skills?
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N-No...
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That's right. I am loath
to say this, but this problem...
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...Is gibberish to me.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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You're useless.
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S-Since it has turned to this,
I will commit hara-kKiri!
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Potato-dono!
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I will atone for my sin by killing myself!
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This is for Punie-dono!
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Hold it!
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Let go!
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No, I won't! Death isn't
the only thing for vegetables!
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I'm begging you! For pity's sake!
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Shut up.
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If your suicide could keep me from
being left back, then I needn't suffer.
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Is something wrong?
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It's nothing.
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You people, come
to the detention room later.
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Why you... Just wait.
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I'm exhausted...
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To my loyal vegetables...
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This deep situation with the exam,
after looking at my current state...
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We must resort to an emergency
measure and keep control of events.
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Punie-sama...
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The time is 10:20, and this
plan will come to an end.
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It's very unfortunate, but we're
going to give up on this exam.
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You can return
to being normal vegetables.
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Then you'll repeat the grade?
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I will not.
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Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all!
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I can't let them find out the princess
from the land of magic is stupid.
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If they were to find out...
If they were to find out...
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I'm going to blow up this planet
and take everyone with me!
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That's a Magical A-weapon!
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Don't, Punie! If you let that explode...
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...it'll turn everything in a radius
of one hundred to smithereens!
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You're willing to choose
death over failing an exam?
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I haven't teamed up
with you since Vietnam.
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Hurry, paya! It's possible
Punie-chan will jump the gun, payal!
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Don't worry. No problem.
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Leave it to Peter.
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That school, right?
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George!
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Bill! Ronald! Jimmy! Richard!
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Abraham!
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What? What's going on?
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You okay? You're not that hurt!
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Hang in there!
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Why is it so dark?
Is this the new Tanna Tunnel?
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The prototype is passing
Gifu-Hashima Station.
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Where do I get off?
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Medic! Medic!
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This looks bad.
Let's try to get her out of here.
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R-Right.
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There's a bullet train stationed every
30 minutes at Annakaharuna Station...
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Hang on! That's just a delusion!
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Hey!
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Climb Nitakayama 1208
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Tetsuko Koku
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Punie Tanaka
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Tora! Tora! Tora!
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Good job, paya! Let's flee, payal!
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Aye aye, sir!
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That was close, paya.
It was about to turn ugly, paya.
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Payatan.
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What is it, paya?
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Can you come back to
the squad, Colonel Paya Livingston?
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Squad?
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The squad, huh?
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Let's not talk about that.
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I'm just a magical girl's mascot now.
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Colonel...
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Sorry about that!
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Forget it!
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Okay, paya! I'll forget, payal!
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What was that?
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Don't tell me someone
used the army to cheat...
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Oh my.
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That's it, folks!
Pass up your papers from the back.
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Who could take a test this way!
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Something's wrong with you, Gesomi!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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That's too bad...
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Even though you're stupid,
I'll still be your friend.
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It was Punie, all right.
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She got a zero...
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...but she didn't get left back
due to good overall marks.
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Happy ending indeed.
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Good morning, Anego-san.
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We've met every morning lately.
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Y-Yeah, that's true.
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We'll be late if we don't hurry. Later.
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Hey, Yamada...
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What the hell.
I can't believe a person like me...
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...would fall in love.
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But falling in love isn't my thing.
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If they found out,
I wonder what everyone would say.
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I have to make sure
no one finds out...
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I found a great toy.
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Paya.
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Episode 6: When I Saw You Sweep
Back Your Bangs Under the Apple Tree
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with the Flower-comb in Your Harr,
I Thought You Were a Flower Too...
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Hey, confessed to Yamada yet?
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Come here!
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You didn't tell anyone, did you?
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Of course not.
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You have strong feelings for him.
Why would I go tell others about it?
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Do you know?
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What?
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About Anego-san and Yamada-kun...
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Can't help that it's out.
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That's right. I'm in love.
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That's wonderful!
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But it won't work.
I've already given up.
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Why?
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I'm the leader
who's in control of this area.
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But compared to me,
he was brought up sheltered.
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He has a good personality,
and everyone loves him.
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We're like night and day. It won't work.
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Oh, but those are the types of
people that tend to be insidious.
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A brute and a hussy.
You'll make a great couple.
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Don't base things on your values!
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Anyway, I decided not to get
too deep. Leave me alone.
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That's really okay?
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You're annoying.
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Feeling nervous when confessing...
Feeling excited waiting for the reply...
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But when they turn you down,
you become very sad.
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I think those are special
privileges that only girls have.
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Punie...
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Here, take this.
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I'm sorry about before.
Punie-chan is right.
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You can have this. I won this from
Monthly Railroad Fan magazine.
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Amusement park tickets!
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That's right.
You should ask if he wants to go.
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Well, but...
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Come on!
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Go! Go!
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Hey, Anego-san. What is it?
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Oh, well...
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Um, do you have
any plans this weekend?
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No, I'm free. Why?
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I understand if you don't want to...
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...but I got these tickets
for an amusement park.
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Would you like to go with me?
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Sure.
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Really?
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I've been wanting
to go there for a while.
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My good friends!
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You did it, Anego-san!
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I'm sorry about
before, Punie, Tetsuko.
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Have a great time.
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He's running late.
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Yeah.
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I can hear Punie's voice!
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Huh? Something's in my ear.
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We'll advise you
from behind the scenes.
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Good luck, Anego-san!
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I don't need your help!
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Oh? Who do you think
made this date possible?
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Hey, here he comes.
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Left! Left!
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Sorry about that!
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Sorry I'm late. Wait long?
258
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,368
No, not at all.
259
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,937
She said she didn't wait.
260
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,073
She came an hour early too.
261
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,243
I'll kill them...
I'll kill them later for sure...
262
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,579
Mouse Land
263
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,917
What should we ride first?
264
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,385
Let's see...
265
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,621
How about the roller coaster?
266
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,689
Good idea.
267
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,026
Go and tell him. Say you
want to ride the roller coaster.
268
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,261
Come on!
269
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,863
I have no say in this?
270
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:26,205
If they enjoy plenty of thrills, their bond
will become stronger than ever.
271
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,139
Really?
272
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,714
But somehow,
this doesn't look thrilling at all...
273
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,349
I know!
274
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,754
Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all!
275
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:46,258
Spirits, provide
more thrills for Anego-san!
276
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,662
I'm really scared of things like this.
277
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:53,265
I'm perfectly fine.
I'm not scared at all...
278
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,011
This kind of feels too high...
279
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,701
I was a fool.
I should've never listened to her.
280
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,404
This is a strange amusement park.
281
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,973
Hey, should we go there now?
282
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,475
We're going already?
283
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,046
I'm begging you, Punie.
Leave us alone...
284
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,082
What are you saying?
The real fun begins here.
285
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,952
You're on an amusement-park
date, so you have to go there.
286
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:51,490
Mansion of Fear
287
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,528
Wow, a mansion of fear.
Sounds good.
288
00:19:56,062 --> 00:20:01,300
Holding each other out of fear
of the dark... And while they're at it...
289
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,637
What are you trying
to make me say, Punie-chan?
290
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,806
Oh, stop it!
291
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:14,180
I prepared the greatest terror of all.
I'll make you regret ever being born.
292
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,083
If it's man-made, it's not scary at all...
293
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,519
...but if it's Punie,
who knows what could happen?
294
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,089
This is bad. I want to go home...
295
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,393
Are you trembling?
296
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,261
N-No way!
297
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,298
Don't worry. I'm here by your side.
298
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,632
Let's go!
299
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,169
I-I-I'm holding hands with him!
300
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,905
Thank you, Punie!
301
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,916
It's so dark that I can't see anything.
302
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,269
I'm kind of nervous.
303
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,449
The highway?
304
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,685
Anego-san, how do
you like the mansion of fear?
305
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,387
I don't know...
306
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,959
The bloodcurdling
terror I prepared for you...
307
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,864
It's a drive on the metropolitan
highway, and the driver is...
308
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:44,737
...a car-manga-influenced, newly
licensed idiot who thinks he can drive!
309
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,109
Don't worry! Really!
310
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,145
I'm really good at driving!
311
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,247
Idiot! Eyes on the road!
312
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,584
They are!
I'll never get into an accident!
313
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,186
You're annoying!
314
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,988
Yeah! This is such a great feeling!
315
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,990
I'll do the counter!
316
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,836
Wow, I'm drifting! This can't be real!
317
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,804
You're spinning, idiot!
318
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:23,509
I'm not an idiot! I'm really smart!
I can get into Tokyo University!
319
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,318
Punie Tanaka's Store
(For Personal Use)
320
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,590
Great Magic Ridge
321
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,493
This is great! It's really great!
322
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:45,231
This is better than mugging people!
Should I drift again?
323
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,132
Okay!
324
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,269
This is great!
I'm a genius! A super genius!
325
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,173
Where do I shift up?
326
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:59,111
No, that's reverse. I'm not even
stepping on the clutch. This is a hoot.
327
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,952
Are you okay, Yamada-kun?
328
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:44,556
I don't want to go on
dates anymore! Mama!
329
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,538
It's over.
330
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,875
My first love...
331
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:12,384
And what happened to
Anego-san afterwards...
332
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,400
What are you looking at?
333
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,545
She's gotten
even worse than before...
334
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,714
You'll be unattractive.
335
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,949
Shut up!
336
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:10,476
If you bend the knees upside down...
337
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:18,083
...even your belief about
crushing a rock becomes distorted.
338
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:26,258
Good, justice, and even the truth
Is gone when you feel the pain.
339
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:34,800
Even those with fortitude have joints.
340
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:42,808
Take a look. This is
the submission of a monarch.
341
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:55,120
As long as you
have fortitude, you will prosper.
342
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:22,648
Next, "Don't Think Participation
Is Important. That's Too Lenient."
343
00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:25,250
"We Can't Just
Stay the Way We Are."
344
00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,986
"It's Kind of Scary
Becoming an Adult."
345
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,621
Choo-choo!
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