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Punie's Homecoming: Civilization

Punie-chan, what's the land of magic like?

Shall we go there?

Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all!

Let's take the Metro Magic Line to the castle!

A tram in the land of magic! I wonder what powers this thing?

The first light in ten years... Save us...

Punie-chan, that was...

The tram's slow, so let's take the Magic Southern Central.

There's no pantograph line. Does it get power from a third rail?

I'm gonna die... Let me off...

Punie-chan, does the land of magic run on...

Oh, the Magical Government Office building!

Don't change the subject!

Punie's Homecoming: State of the Society

So we're here in the land of magic!

Like its name suggests, this place is filled with buildings out of fairy tales.

It's wonderful, right?

I'm jealous. I'd like to live somewhere fun like...

Get him!

Punie-chan...

What is this place?

You can't do much about economic inequality.

It can't be helped. If we don't exploit them, the country can't stand.

Weird.

It normally passes right through this area. Is it terrorism?

Terrorism?

Divine punishment!

Why do you treat your people like this?

We'll be taking your life!

As I thought, terrorists.

I can't avoid this. I'll take care of them with my magic.

They're so poor, yet they have Anisakis shields!

With those around, my magical attacks will be rendered useless.

My magic won't work, so...

I'll have to use submission holds!

Princess Manji Hold!

Princess Standing Neck Lock!

Princess Telephone Arm Lock!

Rioting over a little oppression is uncalled for.

Say, is the land of magic a dictatorship devastated by fascism?

We're almost at the royal palace. Let's head on out!

I'm Punie, a magical princess.

The reason I came to the world of humans is a secret.

Punie's Homecoming: Ingredients

This is the Magic Forest. We're here to hunt for matsutake mushrooms.

Hey, Punie-chan, I don't see any matsutake anywhere.

That's true.

There. This way.

It's there?

Uniko-san!

Unio-san!

In the land of magic, matsutake grows on a matsutake unicorn.

It can't be you're...

Didn't I say it's "matsutake hunting"?

You're the witch from that time!

Let go!

It hurts! It hurts!

Unio-san!

Unio-san!

Hang on, Unio-san!

I'll curse you till the royal family's line ends!

I'll curse youl!

That is the way of the proud unicorn.

I can't eat this matsutake...

I can't eat it!

But somehow my chopsticks are...

Delicious!

Punie's Homecoming: Esmeralda

It's summer break right now.

I brought Tetsuko-chan back to my home for the first time in a while.

I'm Punie's mother, Esmeralda. Thank you for coming all this way.

Nice to meet you. I'm Tetsuko Koku, her friend and classmate.

There's not much here, but make yourself at home.

Thanks so much.

Die, Esmeralda!

Get out of the way!

It's a coup by the witches! We're done for!

I'll be gone for a bit.

Yes, Mama.

You've shown yourself!

Like a moth to a flame!

Get her!

Lyrical Tokarev, nobody, no cry!

Now then...

There's not much here, but make yourself at home.