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The Trump administration is still

The Trump administration is still

The Trump administration is still scrambling to cover their asses after

scrambling to cover their asses after

scrambling to cover their asses after the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't

the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't

the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass

be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass

be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass to cover.

to cover.

to cover. But this administration is ready to step

But this administration is ready to step

But this administration is ready to step up and take accountability.

up and take accountability.

up and take accountability. >> This morning, the blame game inside the

>> This morning, the blame game inside the

>> This morning, the blame game inside the Trump administration.

Trump administration.

Trump administration. >> You have the president of the United

>> You have the president of the United

>> You have the president of the United States blaming Christy Gnome. Gnome is

States blaming Christy Gnome. Gnome is

States blaming Christy Gnome. Gnome is saying that she was just repeating what

saying that she was just repeating what

saying that she was just repeating what the White House told her to say that

the White House told her to say that

the White House told her to say that this was the narrative that Steven

this was the narrative that Steven

this was the narrative that Steven Miller had come up with.

Miller had come up with.

Miller had come up with. >> Steven Miller attempting to shift

>> Steven Miller attempting to shift

>> Steven Miller attempting to shift scrutiny to border patrol agents.

scrutiny to border patrol agents.

scrutiny to border patrol agents. >> So you have Trump, Gnome, and Miller all

>> So you have Trump, Gnome, and Miller all

>> So you have Trump, Gnome, and Miller all pointing fingers at each other. It's

pointing fingers at each other. It's

pointing fingers at each other. It's like a Mexican standoff for people who

like a Mexican standoff for people who

like a Mexican standoff for people who hate Mexicans.

hate Mexicans.

hate Mexicans. But things are clearly getting extremely

But things are clearly getting extremely

But things are clearly getting extremely ugly inside the Trump administration.

ugly inside the Trump administration.

ugly inside the Trump administration. And bear in mind, it started extremely

And bear in mind, it started extremely

And bear in mind, it started extremely ugly,

ugly,

ugly, but you know, par for the course. It all

but you know, par for the course. It all

but you know, par for the course. It all makes sense. No further explanation

makes sense. No further explanation

makes sense. No further explanation needed. I just want to hold up a

needed. I just want to hold up a

needed. I just want to hold up a flowchart, friend, of my understanding

flowchart, friend, of my understanding

flowchart, friend, of my understanding of the blame game here.

I don't want to say CNN is struggling

I don't want to say CNN is struggling

I don't want to say CNN is struggling financially, but

financially, but

financially, but this is the channel that used to talk to

this is the channel that used to talk to

this is the channel that used to talk to holograms of Will I Am and now they're

holograms of Will I Am and now they're

holograms of Will I Am and now they're just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh,

just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh,

just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh, that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling

that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling

that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling his nudes online.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. So, the Republicans are in disarray.

So, the Republicans are in disarray.

So, the Republicans are in disarray. Trump is doing exactly what you would

Trump is doing exactly what you would

Trump is doing exactly what you would expect him to be doing while his cabinet

expect him to be doing while his cabinet

expect him to be doing while his cabinet is falling apart. Redirecting our

is falling apart. Redirecting our

is falling apart. Redirecting our attention to an election that happened

attention to an election that happened

attention to an election that happened two years ago.

two years ago.

two years ago. >> We did so great in the election with

>> We did so great in the election with

>> We did so great in the election with Hispanic voters. We did so great with

Hispanic voters. We did so great with

Hispanic voters. We did so great with black men. We did so great with white

black men. We did so great with white

black men. We did so great with white everything.

>> White everything. All the whites. Jeremy

>> White everything. All the whites. Jeremy

>> White everything. All the whites. Jeremy Allen whites, Betty Whites, Walter

Allen whites, Betty Whites, Walter

Allen whites, Betty Whites, Walter White, Snow Whites. White chicks. That's

White, Snow Whites. White chicks. That's

White, Snow Whites. White chicks. That's a twofer because it's black men dressed

a twofer because it's black men dressed

a twofer because it's black men dressed as white.

But wait, hold on. I'm white and I

But wait, hold on. I'm white and I

But wait, hold on. I'm white and I didn't vote for Trump. So, does that

didn't vote for Trump. So, does that

didn't vote for Trump. So, does that mean I'm black?

mean I'm black?

mean I'm black? YES.

YES.

YES. Look who just got invited to the

Look who just got invited to the

Look who just got invited to the cookout.

cookout.

cookout. I'll bring my famous Crazins potato

I'll bring my famous Crazins potato

I'll bring my famous Crazins potato salad. What's that? I was uninvited.

salad. What's that? I was uninvited.

salad. What's that? I was uninvited. Just good to be in the conversation.

And if you thought that Trump would use

And if you thought that Trump would use

And if you thought that Trump would use this rally as an opportunity to lower

this rally as an opportunity to lower

this rally as an opportunity to lower the temperature in Minnesota, well, you

the temperature in Minnesota, well, you

the temperature in Minnesota, well, you are stupid.

are stupid.

are stupid. >> They have to show that they can love our

>> They have to show that they can love our

>> They have to show that they can love our country. They have to be proud. Not like

country. They have to be proud. Not like

country. They have to be proud. Not like Ilhan Omar. Did you see what

Ilhan Omar. Did you see what

Ilhan Omar. Did you see what did you see that wise guy? You know,

did you see that wise guy? You know,

did you see that wise guy? You know, she's always talking about the

she's always talking about the

she's always talking about the Constitution provides me with the

Constitution provides me with the

Constitution provides me with the following.

following.

following. Okay, I will say if Trump was going to

Okay, I will say if Trump was going to

Okay, I will say if Trump was going to do an impression of an African woman, it

do an impression of an African woman, it

do an impression of an African woman, it could have gone a lot worse than that.

could have gone a lot worse than that.

could have gone a lot worse than that. So, let's let's just be grateful. This

So, let's let's just be grateful. This

So, let's let's just be grateful. This is this is such a weird thing for him to

is this is such a weird thing for him to

is this is such a weird thing for him to make fun of. The president of the United

make fun of. The president of the United

make fun of. The president of the United States is roasting people for knowing

States is roasting people for knowing

States is roasting people for knowing the Constitution. This is like the

the Constitution. This is like the

the Constitution. This is like the president of Nike being like, "Oh, I'm

president of Nike being like, "Oh, I'm

president of Nike being like, "Oh, I'm Michael Jordan. I like playing

Michael Jordan. I like playing

Michael Jordan. I like playing basketball in shoes.

basketball in shoes.

basketball in shoes. What aing loser.

What aing loser.

What aing loser. It's not surprising that Trump was

It's not surprising that Trump was

It's not surprising that Trump was mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been

mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been

mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been viciously attacking her for months,

viciously attacking her for months,

viciously attacking her for months, calling her garbage, saying that she and

calling her garbage, saying that she and

calling her garbage, saying that she and other Somali Americans should go back to

other Somali Americans should go back to

other Somali Americans should go back to where they came from. And last night in

where they came from. And last night in

where they came from. And last night in Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone

Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone

Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone took his verbal attacks to the next

took his verbal attacks to the next

took his verbal attacks to the next level.

level.

level. >> Overnight, a chaotic scene at a

>> Overnight, a chaotic scene at a

>> Overnight, a chaotic scene at a Minnesota town hall. A man charging

Minnesota town hall. A man charging

Minnesota town hall. A man charging Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after she took the podium, using a syringe,

she took the podium, using a syringe,

she took the podium, using a syringe, police say, to spray her with what

police say, to spray her with what

police say, to spray her with what witnesses describe as an unknown, strong

witnesses describe as an unknown, strong

witnesses describe as an unknown, strong smelling liquid.

smelling liquid.

smelling liquid. >> New reporting that it was apple cider

>> New reporting that it was apple cider

>> New reporting that it was apple cider vinegar.

>> Apple cider vinegar?

>> Apple cider vinegar?

>> Apple cider vinegar? What the dude? Are you trying to pickle

What the dude? Are you trying to pickle

What the dude? Are you trying to pickle her?

her?

her? I'll show you. Your skin's going to glow

I'll show you. Your skin's going to glow

I'll show you. Your skin's going to glow and you'll never get a cold.

and you'll never get a cold.

and you'll never get a cold. So weird. More importantly, can can we

So weird. More importantly, can can we

So weird. More importantly, can can we just go back to the footage and watch

just go back to the footage and watch

just go back to the footage and watch howing boss Omar's reaction IS. LOOK AT

howing boss Omar's reaction IS. LOOK AT

howing boss Omar's reaction IS. LOOK AT THIS.

THIS.

THIS. LOOK at this. SHE GETS TRAINED and she

LOOK at this. SHE GETS TRAINED and she

LOOK at this. SHE GETS TRAINED and she GOES AFTER THE GUY IMMEDIATELY.

DUDE, if that happened to me, I would be

DUDE, if that happened to me, I would be

DUDE, if that happened to me, I would be terrified. But Omar was LIKE, "THIS IS

terrified. But Omar was LIKE, "THIS IS

terrified. But Omar was LIKE, "THIS IS DRY CLEAN ONLY,

DRY CLEAN ONLY,

DRY CLEAN ONLY, YES. YES. NOW, let's be clear. We don't

YES. YES. NOW, let's be clear. We don't

YES. YES. NOW, let's be clear. We don't know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan

know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan

know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan Omar. And we would not be a trustworthy,

Omar. And we would not be a trustworthy,

Omar. And we would not be a trustworthy, reliable source if we just speculated

reliable source if we just speculated

reliable source if we just speculated wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump

wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump

wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC

speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC

speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC News, he suggested without evidence that

News, he suggested without evidence that

News, he suggested without evidence that the attack was somehow staged, saying,

the attack was somehow staged, saying,

the attack was somehow staged, saying, quote, "I think she's a fraud. I really

quote, "I think she's a fraud. I really

quote, "I think she's a fraud. I really don't think about that. She probably had

don't think about that. She probably had

don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed knowing her.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. She was

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. She was

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. She was probably like, "H, I forgot to wear

probably like, "H, I forgot to wear

probably like, "H, I forgot to wear perfume." I know. I'll have crazy Jeff

perfume." I know. I'll have crazy Jeff

perfume." I know. I'll have crazy Jeff spray me mid speech.

spray me mid speech.

spray me mid speech. Now, you might be wondering how the

Now, you might be wondering how the

Now, you might be wondering how the president could react to an act of

president could react to an act of

president could react to an act of political violence this way, but it's

political violence this way, but it's

political violence this way, but it's pretty simple here. Let me let me just

pretty simple here. Let me let me just

pretty simple here. Let me let me just explain.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go. Okay. See, dumb thing. Trump's brain,

Okay. See, dumb thing. Trump's brain,

Okay. See, dumb thing. Trump's brain, Trump's mouth. I take it back. These

Trump's mouth. I take it back. These

Trump's mouth. I take it back. These things are great.

>> So, Trump didn't spend much time

>> So, Trump didn't spend much time

>> So, Trump didn't spend much time thinking about Congresswoman Omar

thinking about Congresswoman Omar

thinking about Congresswoman Omar because he had something much bigger

because he had something much bigger

because he had something much bigger going on today. He held an event to

going on today. He held an event to

going on today. He held an event to promote his new Trump accounts,

promote his new Trump accounts,

promote his new Trump accounts, featuring a lineup of guests that

featuring a lineup of guests that

featuring a lineup of guests that includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank,

includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank,

includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank, Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm,

Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm,

Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy

Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy

Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy When You Can't Afford a Mac, and Ted

When You Can't Afford a Mac, and Ted

When You Can't Afford a Mac, and Ted Cruz from Your Nightmares.

Cruz from Your Nightmares.

Cruz from Your Nightmares. And then there was one truly special

And then there was one truly special

And then there was one truly special guest. There's a certain person that's

guest. There's a certain person that's

guest. There's a certain person that's here who's the greatest and most

here who's the greatest and most

here who's the greatest and most successful female rapper in history,

successful female rapper in history,

successful female rapper in history, Nicki Minaj. And I said, I'm going to

Nicki Minaj. And I said, I'm going to

Nicki Minaj. And I said, I'm going to let my nails grow cuz I love those

let my nails grow cuz I love those

let my nails grow cuz I love those nails. I'm going to I'm going to let

nails. I'm going to I'm going to let

nails. I'm going to I'm going to let those nails grow.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. President, don't let those nails get

President, don't let those nails get

President, don't let those nails get near your delicate hand. Seriously, look

near your delicate hand. Seriously, look

near your delicate hand. Seriously, look at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is

at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is

at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is going to start leaking like a busted

going to start leaking like a busted

going to start leaking like a busted water bed. It's like a chainsaw holding

water bed. It's like a chainsaw holding

water bed. It's like a chainsaw holding hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things

hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things

hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things could get real messy real quick. Now,

could get real messy real quick. Now,

could get real messy real quick. Now, honestly, these accounts aren't the

honestly, these accounts aren't the

honestly, these accounts aren't the worst idea that either Trump or Nikki

worst idea that either Trump or Nikki

worst idea that either Trump or Nikki has endorsed. Basically, it's like an

has endorsed. Basically, it's like an

has endorsed. Basically, it's like an IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give

IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give

IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give $1,000 in federal money to every baby

$1,000 in federal money to every baby

$1,000 in federal money to every baby born between January 1st, 2025 and the

born between January 1st, 2025 and the

born between January 1st, 2025 and the end of 2028. The money will be invested

end of 2028. The money will be invested

end of 2028. The money will be invested until the child can access it when they

until the child can access it when they

until the child can access it when they turn 18.

turn 18.

turn 18. >> Wow. I didn't expect this from Donald

>> Wow. I didn't expect this from Donald

>> Wow. I didn't expect this from Donald Trump. Mostly the part where he says you

Trump. Mostly the part where he says you

Trump. Mostly the part where he says you can't touch something until it turns 18.

This is actually a rare, objectively

This is actually a rare, objectively

This is actually a rare, objectively okay Trump policy. And if helping

okay Trump policy. And if helping

okay Trump policy. And if helping children so generously seems off-brand

children so generously seems off-brand

children so generously seems off-brand for the Trump administration, don't

for the Trump administration, don't

for the Trump administration, don't worry. This new ad promoting the

worry. This new ad promoting the

worry. This new ad promoting the accounts makes the bigger picture much

accounts makes the bigger picture much

accounts makes the bigger picture much more clear.

more clear.

more clear. >> Introducing a new Trump policy to give

>> Introducing a new Trump policy to give

>> Introducing a new Trump policy to give you $1,000 when you turn 18. If you can

you $1,000 when you turn 18. If you can

you $1,000 when you turn 18. If you can make it that far. From the twisted mind

make it that far. From the twisted mind

make it that far. From the twisted mind of Donald Trump comes the Trump account

of Donald Trump comes the Trump account

of Donald Trump comes the Trump account challenge. You'll get $1,000 if you can

challenge. You'll get $1,000 if you can

challenge. You'll get $1,000 if you can live long enough to turn 18 in Donald

live long enough to turn 18 in Donald

live long enough to turn 18 in Donald Trump's America.

Trump's America.

Trump's America. You'll have to survive no vaccinations,

You'll have to survive no vaccinations,

You'll have to survive no vaccinations, environmental disasters, and so many

environmental disasters, and so many

environmental disasters, and so many microlastics.

microlastics.

microlastics. And what else? Oh yeah, guns.

And what else? Oh yeah, guns.

And what else? Oh yeah, guns. >> Bing bing bing bing.

>> Bing bing bing bing.

>> Bing bing bing bing. >> They're everywhere. school, the airport,

>> They're everywhere. school, the airport,

>> They're everywhere. school, the airport, the Cheesecake Factory.

Only America's Strongest will make it to

Only America's Strongest will make it to

Only America's Strongest will make it to 18 and take home the grand prize of

18 and take home the grand prize of

18 and take home the grand prize of $1,000.

$1,000.

$1,000. And if you don't want to participate,

And if you don't want to participate,

And if you don't want to participate, too bad, Should have thought of

too bad, Should have thought of

too bad, Should have thought of that before being born. The Trump

that before being born. The Trump

that before being born. The Trump Account Challenge. Let the funds begin.