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Hi. Oh, look at what you're wearing. Yeah. You look cute. Thanks.

So, I have to talk to you about something.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Bad?

No, I think it'll be good for us, honestly.

Yeah, I hired a sex coach to kind of help us through what we're going

through and kind of teach us some new skills.

Oh. That sounds kind of fun. Yeah, I think it'll be great. I mean, he, uh...

is it he?

Yeah, he'll be here in a couple minutes, actually.

Oh, that's not as much fun as I thought.

It'll be good for us, though.

I mean, is our sex that bad that we need to coach?

I mean, we could always, you know, need extra help, make it more fun in the

bedroom.

Oh, I feel like it's fun enough, but if you... You must be...

calling us professional for some reason.

Yeah, well, there's some things we could work on. And it would make us closer

together.

You know, be more into one.

Okay.

Alright, well, maybe I'll learn something. Alright.

I'm excited.

I think this is going to be good.

Okay. Alright, sure. Why not? Okay. He'll be here in a couple minutes.

Okay.

Thank you. Oh, you already called him? Mm -hmm.

I wasn't emotionally prepared.

Well. All right. Well, damn, that was fast.

Well. By tonight, we could be having amazing sex.

Okay.

All right, fine. Let's do it. Okay.

Welcome.

Thanks for having me. Yeah, we're over here.

Okay. All right.

Babe?

Oh. He's here.

Well,

I think we could spice up the bedroom a little bit more.

There's times where it kind of gets a little awkward maybe.

And maybe we just need better flow.

Maybe we need to learn some tricks.

Yeah. I think I got just the thing for that. Okay. Yeah.

Seems like a little confidence in the bedroom.

Yeah. What do you, how do you feel about, uh,

your circle design? Like what level do you want them to be on?

Well, I mean, it doesn't need to be like a 10 all the time, but like at least

like a seven, eight most times.

And, like, I just, you know, I want him to take charge.

Well, what am I at then?

Yeah. I would say maybe a five.

Okay.

He's halfway there.

We can get you the other five, I believe.

All right.

Would you be open to trying some new things today?

Yeah, sure. Let's try something.

I'm about it. I'm so excited.

Yeah. So what do you feel about a little hands -on approach?

I mean, that's what I expected. Yeah, I'm a little shy of performing in front

someone. No, no, no, it's not. You're totally fine. I just need you to sit

there, and I'm going to demonstrate exactly how she would like to be

I don't know if I'm hearing correctly. He's going to demonstrate on you?

Yes. Well, I mean, whatever it takes for us to have a better sex life. And

you're okay with this?

Yeah, I mean... Yeah, I think it would be...

I think it would be very beneficial.

It would help.

Please do this for me.

I mean, this is kind of intense, like just out of the blue, you know.

Very intense. Maybe just all of a sudden watch my wife hook up with someone.

Yeah, I think you guys enjoy it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

I'm not liking it, but if...

You really think this is what we need? I think it'll be for the best. I mean,

I'm only okay because he's like a professional, like a doctor or

Trust me, it's what the doctor ordered.

You'll enjoy it.

All right, well. Yeah.

All right.

Now you watch and maybe take some notes.

Take some notes.

Okay.

Okay, so what's the first step?

Oh, my God. You want me down there? Yeah.

So she's going to learn some tricks, too?

Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

This is normally how sex starts, you know.

Foreplay is extremely important.

She never really did that with me.

Really?

This

is a

very important part of the process.

Yeah, we kind of just like go at it.

See, there needs to be some foreplay.

Yeah. You know? Yeah.

Like that?

Just like that. That's a good job.

Thank you.

Yeah, I still like that.

It's a great technique right there.

Well, I guess I benefit from that too then, huh? Yeah.

Not sure if I'm learning anything yet.

Oh, you will in due time, Johnny.

You want the top? Yeah.

You seem to be enjoying yourself.

Wow,

we're really going all the way, huh?

You're okay with this, huh?

Yeah, I think it's just the...

You feel better than he does.

Yeah, well, you rub it in.

Ah.

Ooh, yes.

Mmm.

Ah.

Mmm.

Ah.

See, this is what happens when you make a girl warmed up.

Yeah, you gotta warm her up.

I guess I was rushing things.

I'm

not

used to something this big.

I learned something.

I looked it up on the internet.

Can I try it with you? Absolutely.

I want you to sit right there.

I'm going to try it on me.

Sometimes, you know, if you have someone there, you kind of can bounce ideas off

of them.

Okay, so the way I remember it is this.

Okay.

There.

I think like this. Yeah.

Yeah, we've never done that position before. No.

Oh, my God, yes. I knew this was the position.

Oh my god, it's like a drug.

Why does sex involve so much trigonometry?

each time you have one.

There's so much sex.

You guys have been going at it for like, I don't know, almost an hour.

Wow,

there's still more physicians.

That's why you're insatiable.

On my stomach? Yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

No, this way.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Yeah.

Right flat.

Yeah.

Mm, I see what you're doing.

Okay.

I've never done this position before.

Yeah. I hope you took some notes.

Yeah.

I hope I did too.

It's hard to write.

We definitely could do this again.

How about we have him be a sex coach once a week? Yeah.

Until I'm brought up to his level. Yeah. I'd enjoy that.

It'd be nice to have a girl.

You sure don't have any? No, I'm sorry. It's just me.

Is there anything I could work on?

Oh, you're perfect.

It's good.

Thank you.

Well, thank you for your service.

Absolutely. Hey, anytime, guys.

That's what I do.

Right?

Oh, man.

I feel so much better now.

Yeah.