Original subtitles

>> YOU GONNA BE A BAKER WHEN

YOU GET OLDER LIKE YOUR DADDY OR

NO?

YEAH?

ON THIS EPISODE OF "CAKE BOSS,"

THIS IS A SPECIAL WEEK.

>> FOR THE FIRST ONE, DAD,

I'M GONNA GET TO CUT THE WHOLE

THING.

HE COULD COME TO WORK WITH ME.

IF YOU PUT ME IN FRONT OF A

WASHING MACHINE, I WOULDN'T KNOW

HOW TO TURN IT ON.

>> YOU KNOW THEY SPIN.

>> WE'RE ACTUALLY EXPECTING A

BABY.

LIKE THIS BEFORE.

>> AND WHEN WE CUT INTO IT,

THAT'S WHEN WE FIND OUT -- A BOY

OR GIRL.

10-YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

IS...

-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com

>> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE ARE YOU

HERE FOR?

BABY.

>> HOW NICE.

>> THANK YOU.

AND WE'RE GONNA DO A

GENDER-REVEAL PARTY.

HERE TO SEE YOU.

HOW ARE YOU? I'M BUDDY.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> HI, BUDDY. I'M DAVE.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

HOW WE DOING?

SO HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THIS.

CARLO'S ABOUT 5 MONTHS OLD RIGHT

NOW.

ONE OUT OF ALL FOUR THAT HE

DIDN'T FIND OUT.

>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME.

>> IT WAS A SURPRISE.

>> SO, ARE YOU GUYS HOPING FOR A

BOY OR A GIRL?

DOES IT MATTER?

>> I WANT A BOY, HANDS DOWN.

>> ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT A BOY.

>> I THINK IT'S A GIRL.

I WOULD LOVE A LITTLE SHOPPING

BUDDY.

>> OH, THE ITALIANS THINK THEY

CAN TELL WHAT IT IS.

>> IT'S ONLY FIVE MONTHS,

THOUGH.

>> IT'S A BOY.

TRUST ME, IT'S A BOY.

>> IT'S PROBABLY A GIRL.

>> I'M GOING BOY.

>> YES.

>> LISTEN, I'M JUST SAYING BY

THE WAY THAT SHE'S CARRYING

RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS A BOY.

ARE YOU GUYS FINDING OUT OR NO?

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY

WE'RE HERE.

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE'RE

GONNA FIND OUT TOMORROW.

WE'LL LET YOU KNOW IF IT'S A

BOY OR A GIRL, AND YOU'RE GONNA

CREATE A CAKE, AND ON THE INSIDE

IT WILL BE BLUE OR PINK AND WHEN

WE CUT INTO IT, THAT'S WHEN

WE FIND OUT.

>> YES, EXACTLY.

>> SO, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FIND

OUT?

EVERYONE ELSE.

LIKE, AN ENVELOPE?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

PARTIES ARE LIKE A BIG THING

NOW.

THINGS, SO I REALLY WANT TO COME

UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND

DYNAMIC.

BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

JUST DO NOT PEEK ON THE

ULTRASOUND.

>> I'M GONNA HAVE A...

BOY.

IT'S A BOY.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.

HE'LL MAKE YOU A GREAT CAKE.

>> GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THIS GENDER REVEAL CAKE, I

GOT A GREAT IDEA.

I'M HAVING JUAN SCULPT A BABY'S

BUTT AND LEGS.

AND I'LL PUT THAT ON TOP OF THE

CAKE SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE BABY'S

HIDING HIS OR HER FACE UNDER THE

CAKE.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE

LOOKING AT A BABY'S BUTT IN A

DIAPER, YOU CAN'T TELL IF IT'S

A BOY OR A GIRL.

>> HI, BUDDY. I'M ALEX.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, ALEX.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

>> GREAT, THANKS.

>> EXCELLENT.

TODAY?

AND WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR 65th

BIRTHDAY.

>> TIDE THE LAUNDRY DETERGENT IS

65 YEARS OLD.

>> WELL, I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO

YOU.

LIFE.

WASHING MACHINE, I WOULDN'T

EVEN KNOW HOW TO TURN IT ON.

I HAVE NO CLUE.

>> WHAT IF YOUR WIFE GOES AWAY

FOR A WEEK?

NO CLEAN CLOTHES?

>> YEAH.

BUY THEM.

YOUR LAUNDRY DONE EVERY DAY.

>> WELL, MY MOM ALWAYS DID

IT, AND MY WIFE ALWAYS DID IT.

>> YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?

>> YOU'RE PUTTING THE PRESSURE

ON A GUY WHO NEVER EVEN USED THE

WASHING MACHINE BEFORE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR THE

CAKE?

ORIGINAL TIDE AND THE NEW

PACKAGING WOULD BE PERFECT.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

SO, WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU HAVING

THE PARTY?

>> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE

PARTY AT A GREAT SWING CLUB

CALLED SWING 46.

>> OKAY.

IN 1946.

>> WHAT IF WE DO LIKE AN

OLD-FASHIONED WASHING MACHINE,

MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THE STYLE

THAT WHEN TIDE CAME OUT?

>> IF YOU'RE GONNA BUILD A

MACHINE FROM 1946, YOU KNOW THEY

SPIN, RIGHT?

>> LIKE IN THE INSIDE?

>> YEAH.

EVEN IN 1946, THE MACHINES SPUN.

>> I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A

BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

MAKING A CAKE LOOK LIKE A 1946

WASHING MACHINE IS HARD ENOUGH,

BUT NOW I GOT TO MAKE IT SPIN,

TOO?

I GUESS I'LL START WITH A WOOD

FRAME AND COVER THAT WITH RICE

KRISPIE TREATS TO MAKE IT LOOK

LIKE A DRUM OF A WASHING

MACHINE.

MAKE THE SPINNING PART AND COVER

THAT WITH A BUNCH OF CLOTHES

MADE OUT OF FONDANT.

WE'LL PUT A DETERGENT BOTTLE

WITH SOME PULLED-SUGAR SOAP

POURING INTO THE WASH.

AND FOR A LITTLE EXTRA WOW, I'LL

GET A BUBBLE MAKER TO BLOW SOME

BUBBLES AROUND JUST LIKE THE

REAL WORKING WASHING MACHINE,

BABY.

>> THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.

THAT'S AN OLD WASHING MACHINE,

MAN.

>> YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE LIKE 12.

>> FIRST THINGS FIRST.

I GET MAURICIO AND STEVE

BUILDING A FRAME FOR THE WASHING

MACHINE.

[ DRILL WHIRRING ]

WE'LL COVER IT IN RICE KRISPIE

TREATS AND FILL THE INSIDE WITH

CAKE.

THICK OR?

IN.

CAKE.

>> YES.

>> YES, SIR.

>> $15.50.

>> BUD, I HAVE RUTH HERE FOR

YOU.

HOW'S EVERYTHING?

>> GOOD.

>> THIS IS THE ENVELOPE.

>> ALL RIGHT. YOU DIDN'T LOOK?

>> I SWEAR I DIDN'T LOOK.

IT'S DEVASTATING TO ME.

>> WHAT'S IN THERE?

>> THE SEX OF HER BABY.

>> THE GENDER -- YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE HAVING?

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

HAVING.

>> YOU CAN'T TELL HER.

THIS IS A SURPRISE.

SHE'S GONNA BE SURPRISED IN

FRONT OF HER FAMILY.

>> ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> OKAY.

WHAT'S SHE HAVING?

>> I'M NOT TELLING.

>> I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER.

I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE IN MY

LIFE.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

THE SONOGRAM.

WHAT YOU SEE?

WHAT IS THAT?

HOW COULD YOU TELL WHAT THIS

IS?

>> ALL RIGHT.

SO, I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT

I'M LOOKING AT.

COME ON.

I'M A BAKER, NOT A DOCTOR.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

MY GOSH.

>> THE SONOGRAM -- WHAT, ARE YOU

SUPPOSED TO SEE WHAT YOU SEE?

WHAT IS THAT?

>> LOOK.

THERE.

>> OH, OKAY.

I MEAN, I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S A GIRL.

>> IT'S A GIRL.

SHE'S HAVING A GIRL.

>> I WAS WRONG.

BOY OR GIRL -- IT'S ALL GOOD

STUFF.

WORK.

>> FOR THE BABY-GENDER-REVEAL

CAKE, I GOT HERMAN MAKING PINK

SPONGE WITH A BAKER'S PINK FOOD

COLORING.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE DAVE

AND RUTH'S REACTION WHEN THEY

CUT INTO THIS CAKE AND FIND OUT

THEY'RE HAVING A BABY GIRL.

LOOK. GO LIKE THIS.

CUT IT.

TODAY, MY SON BUDDY JR. ASKED ME

IF HE CAN COME TO WORK WITH ME

AND HELP ME MAKE A CAKE.

YOU GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY

AROUND.

GONNA GET TO CUT THE WHOLE

THING.

STACKING THE CAKE FOR INSIDE THE

WASHING MACHINE.

GOOD. GOT IT.

ME BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I GOT

INTERESTED IN MAKING CAKES,

'CAUSE I USED TO GO AND WANT TO

BE WITH MY DAD.

JUST SMOOTH IT.

THAT'S IT. GOOD JOB.

YOU'RE THE MAN.

NOW WE GOT CARVE THIS INTO,

LIKE, A VOLCANO OR A PYRAMID.

>> IT'S EASY.

>> YOU CAN DO THAT?

>> DO THAT? YEAH.

>> OKAY.

>> I DON'T GET THE WHOLE THING.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE A CELEBRATION

WITHOUT YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY?

>> LISA WOULD WANT US THERE.

WE WERE AT THE FIRST WEDDING.

WE'RE GONNA BE AT THIS ONE.

>> DID YOU EVER GO TO A WEDDING

WITH SIX PEOPLE?

>> NEVER.

I'M GONNA CALL LISA.

>> YEAH, CALL HER. FIND OUT.

SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

BUDDY WANTS TO, LIKE, RENEW HIS

VOWS WITH LISA.

GONNA BE SOMETHING INTIMATE.

HE'S GONNA GO CELEBRATE 10 YEARS

OF MARRIAGE WITHOUT US?

HI, LISA. IT'S MADELINE.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON, LEE?

>> LISTEN, LISA.

>> CALL US BACK!

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS

WHOLE ANNIVERSARY THING, YOU

KNOW?

>> I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.

>> HOW COULD YOU HAVE A WEDDING

WITH SIX PEOPLE?

>> YEAH, COME ON.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE ONE WITHOUT

US -- ALL OF US?

>> MAKE SURE YOU CALL US BACK.

DID IT BEEP?

>> LOVE YOU, BYE-BYE.

>> FOR THIS WASHING MACHINE

CAKE, WE GOT THE AGITATOR INSIDE

ALL COVERED UP AND READY TO GO.

I GOT IT SITTING ON AN ELECTRIC

TURNTABLE SO IT'LL SPIN, 'CAUSE

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME A

WASHING MACHINE DOES.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING,

AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A

MALE CHAUVINIST PIG OR NOTHING.

IF YOU BROUGHT MEET TO A WASHING

MACHINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE THE

FAINTEST IDEA HOW TO TURN IT ON.

I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE EVER ONCE

DONE LAUNDRY, SO, I DON'T KNOW

MUCH ABOUT WASHING MACHINES.

JUST SAYING.

BUDDY JR. IS LEARNING A LOT

ABOUT CAKE DECORATING.

>> WE'RE DOWN TO NUMBER FOUR,

BUD.

WE'RE COVERING THE WASHING

MACHINE WITH

ANTIQUE-IVORY-COLORED MODELING

CHOCOLATE, 'CAUSE THIS THING IS

SUPPOSED TO LOOK OLD.

OKAY, WE GOT SOME OF THE

CLOTHES, PEEZY?

INSIDE THE SPINNING WASHER, WE

ADDED ALL KINDS OF CLOTHES SO

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE JUST

GETTING WASHED.

AND, OF COURSE, WE'RE GONNA ADD

SOME EDIBLE-BUBBLE SPECIAL

EFFECTS JUST TO TAKE THIS THING

TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

AND I GOT FRANKIE MELTING SOME

ISOMALT SO WE CAN MAKE SOME

PULLED SUGAR TO REPRESENT THE

LIQUID DETERGENT.

>> IS THAT THE COLOR OF TIDE?

>> THIS IS THE COLOR, DUDE.

>> JUST THE LAST THING WE GOT TO

DO IS PUT THE BUBBLES.

WE'RE ROLLING OUT SOME FONDANT

BUBBLES TO PUT ALL AROUND THE

WASHING MACHINE.

SO I TELL BUDDY JR. TO PUT THEM

AROUND THE CAKE WHERE HE THINKS

THEY SHOULD GO.

>> I'M DONE!

>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY BOY DID A REALLY GOOD JOB.

WE'RE GONNA PUT TILES HERE.

COME ON, BUBS.

>> I'M GOING.

I'M TRYING TO GET THE MIDDLE.

>> GOOD JOB.

THEN WE ADD SOME FONDANT TILES

SO IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD

LAUNDRY-ROOM FLOOR.

>> I NEED TWO WHITES.

ARE WE GONNA EAT THIS?

>> THEY ARE. IT'S NOT OUR CAKE.

>> HEY, BABE.

>> HEY. WHAT'S UP?

HOW YOU DOING?

>> I'M GOOD.

THE CAKE.

>> I'M GLAD.

HE WAS SO EXCITED TO COME.

>> HE'S HELPING ME.

I'M STARTING TO SEE NATURAL

TALENT.

>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> OKAY. WHAT DID I DO NOW?

>> WELL, HAS A LITTLE BIT TO DO

WITH YOU.

PUT IT THAT WAY.

THIS WHOLE, LIKE, I'M BEING

BOMBARDED.

I'M BEING BOMBARDED FROM LEFT,

RIGHT.

FOR THE WEDDING.

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME.

"ARE WE COMING?"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IF WE DON'T

COME."

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> "I WANT TO COME."

IT'S ALL DAY LONG.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF

IT.

COME HERE. LET'S TALK.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

KEEP THE VOW-RENEWAL STUFF

BETWEEN ME AND LISA A SECRET,

BUT EVERYBODY'S GOT TO PUT THEIR

NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS!

>> I APPRECIATE THAT YOU'RE

TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, DO A

SURPRISE.

ME.

BUT I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT NO

MORE.

>> IS THIS LIKE A TRICK 'CAUSE

TO KIND OF GET ME TO TELL YOU

WHAT I WANT TO DO?

>> I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE LAUGHING.

I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK IT'S

FUNNY.

>> OKAY?

WHAT WE'RE DOING FOR OUR 10-YEAR

ANNIVERSARY?

TELLING ME, YOU CAN TELL YOUR

WHOLE FAMILY IF THEY'RE COMING

OR NOT.

SURPRISE.

HAVE TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE.

I LOVE BEING SURPRISED, BUT I

CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE.

>> I GET IT.

SO WHAT WE'RE DOING FOR OUR

10-YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

IS...

>> SO WHAT WE'RE DOING FOR OUR

10-YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

IS...

OKAY.

TO BE TOTALLY HONEST HOW THIS

ALL BECAME, IT WAS BECAUSE I

TOOK A CAKE ORDER. OKAY, FOR

THIS CRUISE SHIP.

AND I'M MAKING THIS BIG BOAT

CAKE.

INVOLVED.

>> THERE'S NO -- LISTEN.

THERE'S NO WORK INVOLVED, OKAY?

THAT SPARKED MY IDEA BECAUSE I'M

TAKING YOU AND THE WHOLE FAMILY

ON A CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS, AND

WE'RE GONNA RENEW OUR VOWS ON

THE BEACH.

>> THAT'S EXCITING!

>> YES, I DID.

>> I'M SO EXCITED.

NOW YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY.

>> NO, LISTEN.

DON'T SPOIL THE SURPRISE.

LET ME TELL THEM, OKAY?

>> THAT'S FINE.

IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.

>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

>> GOOD.

>> I'M EXCITED.

YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR 10-YEAR

ANNIVERSARY VOW RENEWAL -- ON A

CARIBBEAN CRUISE, BABY!

DEFINITELY BETTER TO HAVE A BOY

FIRST.

I HAD A GIRL FIRST, AND I DON'T

THINK IT MATTERS.

I GOT TO GET THIS

BABY-GENDER-REVEAL CAKE FINISHED

SO WE CAN DELIVER IT AND LET THE

PARENTS KNOW THAT THEY'RE HAVING

A BOUNCING BABY GIRL.

I THINK THIS BABY'S TOO BIG,

DUDE.

SPONGE IN THERE?

EARLIER, I HAD JUAN MAKE THE

BABY'S BUTT FOR THIS CAKE, BUT

IT'S JUST, LIKE, WAY TOO BIG.

I WANT TO MAKE A NEW BABY QUICK.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BABY

HERE?

CAKE, IT LOOKS LIKE THE SIZE OF

BUDDY CASTANO'S RUMP, AND HE'S

GONNA BE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

ROLL ME OUT A LITTLE FONDANT.

I NEED FIVE TOES.

WHERE ARE ALL OUR LITTLE TOE

BALLS?

>> NICE BABY.

>> BABY, RIGHT?

OH, HE'S GONNA BE SURPRISED WHEN

HE CUTS INSIDE.

IT'S A BABY GIRL.

HE WANTED A BOY.

>> LISTEN, HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

BOY OR GIRL DOESN'T MATTER.

IT'S A BABY.

THEY GOT YOUR HEART.

>> WE'RE SO EXCITED.

WE'RE FINDING OUT TODAY.

I WANT A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL

TO GO SHOPPING WITH.

>> I WANT A BOY.

I'M THE FIRSTBORN SON OF THE

FIRSTBORN SON GOING ABOUT 200

YEARS, SO THERE'S A LOT OF

PRESSURE ON ME TO HAVE A BOY THE

FIRST TIME.

>> HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

>> HEY, BUDDY.

>> DOING GOOD.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SO?

>> LOOK HOW CUTE!

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?

>> BEAUTIFUL.

>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> SO WHAT ARE WE THINKING?

BOY OR GIRL?

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I SEE A

LOT MORE BLUE THAN I DO PINK.

MY GUESS WAS BOY.

THAT WAS MY GUESS, TOO, SO I'M

ON THE BOY TEAM.

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND

OUT.

IN THERE?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

LET'S LIFT THIS BABY UP.

>> WHAT HAVE WE GOT IN THERE?

BOY OR GIRL?

UNH-UNH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

CAN'T SEE YET.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, WAIT, YOU GOT TO GO IN

LIKE THIS.

LET'S LIFT THIS BABY UP.

>> A GIRL!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> I LOVE IT.

CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

>> THANKS, BUDDY.

THE WAY.

WHICH IS GREAT.

MY WALLET'S GONNA TAKE A HIT,

BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

YOU'RE A DAD.

TO MEETING HER.

HAVE YOUR HEART.

THE BOYS WILL COME, MAN.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT.

>> IT'S REALLY GOOD.

>> DELICIOUS.

>> CHEECH, I WANT TO WRAP A

LITTLE BLACK -- WHY DON'T WE

JUST WRAP, LIKE, A BAND OF BLACK

AROUND HERE.

>> YEAH, LIKE LITTLE RUBBER

STOPPERS OR SOMETHING?

>> YEP.

FOR THE TIDE EVENT, WE'RE ADDING

THE LAST DETAILS.

I HAD MY SCULPTORS MAKE OLD AND

NEW PACKAGING FOR TIDE.

AND THE PULLED SUGAR LOOKS JUST

LIKE LIQUID GETTING POURED OUT.

LOOKS GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. ALL DONE.

COME CHECK IT OUT.

LOOKS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> LOOKS LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED

WASHING MACHINE.

WELL, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN MAKING

THIS CAKE FOR THEM.

I LOVE THAT IT SPINS, THE

BUBBLES.

THIS CAKE, SON.

GIVE ME FIVE.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR MY SON,

EVERYONE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THIS IS THE FIRST CAKE BUILD YOU

EVER HELPED ON.

GOOD JOB, SON.

COOL.

LET'S MOVE THIS.

IT'S TIDE'S 65th BIRTHDAY, SO

THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY AT THE

1946 SWING CLUB.

>> I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE IT.

I HOPE IT'S BIG.

CHALLENGE, AND I WANTED THE

MACHINE TO WORK AND I WANTED

BUBBLES AND I WANTED SUDS.

>> I'M GOOD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THAT'S AMAZING.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WE HAD A LOT OF FUN DOING THIS

CAKE FOR YOU, BUT WE GOT A

COUPLE TRICKS ON IT.

WE GOT JUICE?

>> I GOT JUICE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> IF I KNEW DOING LAUNDRY WAS

THIS FUN WITH BUBBLES AND STUFF,

I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT.

HOW IS THE COLOR OF THIS?

>> IT'S REALLY -- DID YOU --

YOU PANTONE COLOR-MATCHED IT,

DIDN'T YOU?

>> THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER SEEN

IT WAS CARRYING IT FROM THE CAR.

NEVER ACTUALLY POURED IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE REALLY PULLED IT OFF."

I MEAN, IT WAS A LIFE-SIZED

WASHING MACHINE COMING IN THE

DOOR, BUT IT WAS A CAKE.

IT WAS FANTASTIC.

>> WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WE HAD A LOT OF FUN MAKING THIS

CAKE, BUT FOR ME, I GOT TO

ADMIT, THE BEST PART OF THIS WAS

MY SON WANTING TO TO BE A PART

OF THIS THING FROM THE BEGINNING

TILL THE END.

NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THIS PARTY

GOING ON, I GOT TO GET BACK TO

LACKAWANNA 'CAUSE I GOT THE

WHOLE FAMILY THERE BECAUSE I

TOLD THEM I GOT SOME BIG FAMILY

NEWS.

>> HI. SO WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH?

WHAT'S THIS BIG MEETING ABOUT?

>> MEETING?

>> YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

>> DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

>> WHAT'S THE BIG FAMILY

ANNOUNCEMENT?

>> I'M A LITTLE STUMPED.

A LOT OF SECRETS GOING ON.

>> SECRETS LATELY.

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU.

>> LISTEN.

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL

ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

>> SHE'S DEFINITELY PREGNANT

AGAIN.

>> NO.

OF BACK AND FORTH ABOUT OUR

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, WHAT WE'RE

GONNA DO AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

>> I TOLD HIM I WAS BEING

TORTURED.

SURPRISE HER, AND I WANTED IT TO

BE REALLY SPECIAL, AND I CAME

UP WITH THIS REALLY, REALLY

AWESOME PLAN.

>> ARE YOU READY?

>> I'M READY.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE, AND

WE'RE GONNA GET REMARRIED ON A

BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS.

>> OH, THAT'S NICE.

>> THAT'S SWEET.

>> VERY ROMANTIC.

THAT'S APPROPRIATE.

>> I'M TAKING EVERYBODY ON THE

CRUISE!

>> I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE US

OUT.

CRUISE.

>> DOES MOMMY KNOW?

>> MOMMY, YOU GUYS.

>> SHE SAID YES?

>> KIDS.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

SISTERS, THEY WERE HAPPY FOR

LIKE FIVE SECONDS.

>> WHERE'S THE WEDDING?

WAIT, WHERE YOU GETTING MARRIED?

ARE WE DOCKING?

>> WE'RE GONNA DOCK IN THE

BAHAMAS.

BUT HEY, IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

I'M GOING TO DINNER WITH MY

WIFE.

WE LOVE YOU.

BYE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

>> WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE,

BABY.