Original subtitles

WHY'D YOU DIE, DANNY? WHY?!

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

WE NEED A COFFIN CAKE.

YOU WANT A COFFIN CAKE THAT BLEEDS

WITH A DEAD BODY IN IT THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM?

YEAH.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME. WHY?

'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO SCULPT YOU.

RALPH WAS VERY GENEROUS WITH YOUR HAIR.

YEAH.

I'M JUST SAYING.

[ WOLVES HOWLING ] WHERE ARE THESE GUYS?

Mauro: THAT IS CREEPY, ISN'T IT?

I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THE ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOSPITAL.

DR. VALASTRO IS IN AND READY FOR OPERATION ENGAGEMENT.

LET'S EAT! LET'S PARTY! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Madeline: SHE'S YOU, BUDDY!

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

Buddy: HALLOWEEN IS AN INTERESTING TIME OF YEAR

AROUND CARLO'S.

I'M NOT REALLY SUPERSTITIOUS,

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR

THAT JUST MAKES THINGS FEEL A LITTLE UNSETTLING.

SOMETHING WEIRD ALWAYS HAPPENS, AND TODAY'S NO EXCEPTION.

THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE THAT WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. YES.

HELLO. HOW YOU DOING?

I'M BETTY. HIYA, BETTY.

IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.

SO, TODAY RALPH BROUGHT A FRIEND DOWN TO THE CAKE FACTORY.

BEING A FRIEND OF RALPH,

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO EXPECT.

WHAT KIND OF CAKE CAN I MAKE YOU?

UM, WE NEED A COFFIN CAKE.

A COFFIN CAKE? THIS I GOT TO HEAR.

ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE VAMPIRES.

AND I'M GONNA BECOME A VAMPIRE.

IT'S A REALLY BIG EVENT, AND I'M VERY EXCITED.

AND I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR FIVE YEARS,

AND THEY FINALLY ACCEPTED ME.

AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. AND I WANT A CAKE TO CELEBRATE IT.

ONLY SOMEBODY YOU WOULD KNOW -- I SWEAR TO GOD.

YOU SEE, IT NEEDS TO BE A BIG COFFIN,

LIKE THE SIZE OF A PERSON -- LIKE THE SIZE OF HIM, ACTUALLY.

WHAT? YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE WANT A PERSON INSIDE THE COFFIN. IT NEEDS TO OPEN.

ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WAS HIM,

'CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE THE RIGHT KIND OF VICTIM

THAT WE WANT IN THERE.

AND WHEN WE CUT INTO THE CAKE, IT'S GONNA BLEED.

IT'S GONNA BE TAKING PLACE AT THE CEMETERY.

UH...

SO, NOW, NOT ONLY AM I MAKING A COFFIN CAKE

WITH A BLEEDING DANNY INSIDE,

BUT I GOT TO DELIVER IT TO THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING CEMETERY?

HALLOWEEN BRINGS OUT ALL THE CRAZIES.

YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, DANNY'S A WEREWOLF, JUAN'S A WITCH.

I MEAN, YOU'LL FIT IN GREAT HERE.

YOU GOT TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY.

IT'S VERY SERIOUS. IT'S VERY SERIOUS.

LISTEN, IF YOU WANT A VAMPIRE CAKE,

YOU WANT TO SAY IT'S A VAMPIRE CAKE --

DO I TECHNICALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE A VAMPIRE?

NO, BUT YOU WANT A COFFIN CAKE THAT BLEEDS,

WITH A DEAD BODY IN IT THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

A VAMPIRE CAKE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT HALLOWEEN.

SEE YOU LATER.

Betty: I DON'T THINK THEY WERE TAKING IT REALLY SERIOUSLY.

I JUST FEEL LIKE I MAY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO SHOW THEM

THAT I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Buddy: SO, HERE'S MY IDEA FOR THIS VAMPIRE CAKE.

FIRST, WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FULL-SIZE COFFIN.

THE BOTTOM HALF WILL BE A CAKE.

THE TOP HALF WILL BE A DANNY LOOK-ALIKE

MADE OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS.

WHEN YOU BITE INTO THIS THING, IT'S GONNA BLEED, BABY.

[ SAW BUZZES ]

TO START, I GET MAURIZIO AND STEVE

WORKING ON THE COFFIN FRAME.

AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY,

BECAUSE YOU GOT TO MAKE THE TOP PART OPEN,

SO YOU GOT TO HAVE A HINGE, AND IT'S GOT TO BE JUST RIGHT.

NOW WE'RE GOOD.

OH, YEAH.

AND I GET RALPH STARTED ON THE DANNY LOOK-ALIKE.

BETTY WANTED THE BLOOD TO COME OUT OF THE CAKE

WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT.

BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER

TO HAVE THE BLOOD COME OUT OF THE BITE HOLES,

BECAUSE, I MEAN, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

IT'S FOR A BUNCH OF VAMPIRES, RIGHT?

HEY, DANNY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I DON'T HAVE A BIG STOMACH LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

HANG ON. LET ME SEE.

MAYBE I'LL CHANGE IT A LITTLE BIT.

YOU GOT TO MAKE ME A LITTLE SKINNY.

TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO, CARLO'S.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

BUDDY. NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M JOE.

HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. I'M GETTING ENGAGED.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH.

SO, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER?

WE'RE TOGETHER FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS NOW.

WE MET THE VERY FIRST DAY OF MEDICAL SCHOOL,

AND, EVENTUALLY, WE JUST STARTED DATING, AND HERE WE ARE.

AWESOME.

JOE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

ARE IN THEIR FINAL YEAR OF MEDICAL SCHOOL

AND HE THINKS IT'S THE RIGHT TIME

TO FINALLY POP THE QUESTION.

AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT

DOING THE ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOSPITAL.

I'M GONNA BE IN A STERILE GOWN.

I'M GONNA HAVE A MASK ON AND A SCRUB CAP ON,

AND SHE'S NOT GONNA KNOW IT'S ME.

AND WHEN THE PATIENT DOES GET WHEELED IN IN A GURNEY,

IT'S NOT THE PATIENT. IT'S A CAKE.

CAKE ON A GURNEY?

YEAH. CAN YOU DO THAT? [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE, LIKE, A DEAD-BODY CAKE, RIGHT?

[ Laughing ] NO, NO, NO.

IT'S A PROPOSAL. I'M JUST SAYING.

WHOO, FOR A SECOND THERE,

I THOUGHT I'D BE DOING TWO DEAD-BODY CAKES IN ONE WEEK.

AND WHILE SHE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE CAKE,

I'M GONNA TAKE OFF MY MASK.

AND SHE'S GONNA REALIZE IT'S ME --

THAT SHE WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME.

AND I'M JUST GONNA PROPOSE TO HER ON THE SPOT.

PRETTY ROMANTIC.

YEAH. I LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM NERVOUS. YOU GOT TO JUST CALM DOWN.

TAKE A CHILL PILL. I'M SUPER NERVOUS.

IT'S GONNA GO DOWN WITHOUT A HITCH.

I WILL SEE YOU THERE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BROTHER.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. THANK YOU.

JOE LEFT THE DESIGN OF THIS CAKE UP TO ME,

SO MY IDEA IS TO COVER IT WITH, LIKE, A STETHOSCOPE, SYRINGE,

SCALPEL -- YOU KNOW, ALL THE DOCTOR'S TOOLS.

AND FOR THE CAKE, WE'RE GONNA DO A VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE SPONGE

WITH CANNOLI FILLING.

SO, BETTY, THE YOUNG LADY THAT'S "TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE,"

SAYS THAT SHE WANTS TO COME BACK TO THE BAKERY.

SHE'S GOT TO SHOW ME SOMETHING.

THREE FEET.

YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE. YOU NEED ABOUT SEVEN FEET.

Mauro: YOU WANT TO PUT A FOOT ON EACH SIDE?

HELLO, BOYS. HEY.

I KIND OF GOT A SENSE THAT I SHOULD SHOW YOU SOME VAMPIRES,

'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE

THE WAY SOME OF THE THINGS YOU WERE SAYING,

SO I'VE GOT VINCENT AND THEODORE.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS AS SERIOUSLY

AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.

HELLO, BOYS.

I KIND OF GOT A SENSE THAT I SHOULD SHOW YOU SOME VAMPIRES,

'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE

THE WAY SOME OF THE THINGS YOU WERE SAYING.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS

AS SERIOUSLY AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.

I JUST SPENT 12 GRAND AT THE ORTHODONTIST,

AND LOOK WHAT THIS GUY DID TO HIS TEETH.

[ BUDDY LAUGHS ]

LISTEN, I BROUGHT THEM BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND

HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME AND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO US.

ME JOINING THE FAMILY, IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR ME.

SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS

AS SERIOUSLY AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.

Buddy: OKAY, LISTEN.

I THINK THE WHOLE VAMPIRE THING IS KIND OF OUT-OF-CONTROL

AND A LITTLE CREEPY,

BUT SHE'S GONNA GET THE BEST CAKE I COULD POSSIBLY MAKE

NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS.

WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO MAKE THIS VAMPIRE CAKE FOR YOU.

IT'S GONNA BLEED. IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE HIM.

I MEAN, IT'S A LIFE-SIZE COFFIN.

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LIKE IT.

I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY.

WELL, I HOPE I'M VERY HAPPY, 'CAUSE THEY WON'T BE IF I'M NOT.

I STILL DON'T THINK YOU'RE TAKING US VERY SERIOUSLY,

SO I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE EVENT WHEN EVERYTHING GOES DOWN.

I'LL BE THERE. I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON.

Buddy: I DON'T KNOW IF SHE BROUGHT HER VAMPIRE FRIENDS

DOWN TO THE BAKERY TO SCARE ME OR SOMETHING,

BUT I'M FROM HOBOKEN, BABY.

WE DON'T SCARE SO EASY HERE.

Ralph: THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS.

HI.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE?

I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOU.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME. WHY?

'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO SCULPT YOU.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

ARE YOU SURE? I MIGHT BE BACK.

WHY? JUST IN CASE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

OKAY, UM...

BRIDE.

BRIDE.

Buddy: SO FOR JOE'S PROPOSAL CAKE,

I GOT ALL THE FIGURES AND DOCTOR STUFF MADE UP.

ALLS I GOT TO DO IS PUT IT TOGETHER.

GROOM.

GROOM.

STETHOSCOPE.

STETHOSCOPE.

BE CAREFUL. IT'S A LITTLE DELICATE.

SCALPEL. SCALPEL.

Man: WHAT? ARE YOU GUYS OPERATING?

SHH. OH, I'M SORRY.

HE'S GOT TO FOCUS.

UM...NEEDLE.

NEEDLE.

[ Laughing ] HAMMER THING THAT THEY CHECK THE REFLEXES WITH.

HAMMER THING THAT THEY CHECK THE REFLEXES WITH.

WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME CHECK IT OUT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Man: VERY NICE.

SO, HE'S PROPOSING TO HER, AND THEY'RE BOTH IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.

AND WE GOT SOME DOCTOR TOOLS,

AND IT'S JUST KIND OF GONNA BE A SURPRISE.

GOOD JOB.

ACCORDING TO JOE'S PLAN,

HE HAS IT SET FOR ME TO DROP THIS CAKE OFF IN THE E.R.

HEY, BUDDY. Buddy: HEY, JOE. HOW WE DOING?

OH, MY GOD. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

PRETTY COOL? IT'S GOOD.

LOOK AT THAT. [ CHUCKLES ]

WE GOT YOU READY.

YOU GOT THE FAUXHAWK ALL GOOD WITH THE HAIR.

YOU GOT YOUR FAUXHAWK. YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

AWESOME. YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I'M VERY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. I'M SUPER NERVOUS.

THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME.

WHY DON'T I DRESS UP IN DOCTOR SCRUBS

AND KIND OF LIKE WHEEL THE CAKE IN FOR HIM?

I MEAN, IT'S ONE LESS THING THAT HE'S GOT TO WORRY ABOUT,

AND IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST!

WE JUST NEED TO GET IT READY.

LET'S PUT THIS LIKE THIS.

WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS CAKE ON A GURNEY, STACK SOME PILLOWS,

THEN LAY A BLANKET ON TOP,

MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE'S A PERSON UNDERNEATH IT.

THAT'S IT. OH, MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT.

LET ME...

UH-OH. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S A BOY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OVER.

OVER.

Buddy: OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADJUST THE PILLOWS

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

WOW, IT LOOKS LEGIT.

WITH THE CAKE IN PLACE, JOE AND I HURRY IN TO CHANGE,

AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW GIG.

DR. VALASTRO IS IN AND READY FOR OPERATION ENGAGEMENT.

IT'S ALL HERE, AND IT HASN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

Joe: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA GIVE DR. LURI A CALL NOW,

SO GET INTO YOUR POSITIONS AND EVERYTHING,

AND SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A LITTLE BIT.

Woman: PAGING DR. LURI. DR. LURI TO SURGERY, PLEASE.

OH, MY GOD.

HEY, DR. LURI.

HERE THEY COME. I THINK THEY'VE STABILIZED HIM.

HEY, DR. LURI.

HERE THEY COME. I THINK THEY'VE STABILIZED HIM.

[ JOE CHUCKLES ]

HEY.

Lia: HI. HI.

SO, THE PAST FEW YEARS,

YOU'VE BEEN A BETTER FRIEND THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE

AND A BETTER GIRLFRIEND THAN I WOULD EVER DESERVE.

SO, WILL YA? WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[ LAUGHING ] YES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

OH, MY GOD.

IT FITS.

[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ]

Buddy: HE EVEN MADE YOU A CAKE. IT'S YOU AND HIM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.

THIS GUY SPENT ALL THIS TIME

FIGURING OUT HOW TO SURPRISE YOU,

AND, I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS CRAZY,

BUT I THINK HE DID A GREAT JOB.

ARE YOU SURPRISED?

YES!

I'M STILL KIND OF IN SHOCK, AND HE DID A GREAT JOB.

IT WAS PERFECT.

SO WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

NOW, I KNOW WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CUT THIS WITH, RIGHT?

YOU'VE GOT A SCALPEL OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

I THOUGHT THE CAKE WAS REALLY, REALLY CREATIVE,

BUT IT'S GONNA BE GONE VERY SOON.

Lia: READY? Joe: ALL RIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: HOW DO YOU LIKE THE CAKE?

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

GOOD? SO GOOD. SO GOOD. 10 OUT OF 10.

OH, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. AWESOME.

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

Buddy: HALLOWEEN IS ALWAYS BUSY AT CARLO'S

AND WE GET TONS OF TRICK-OR-TREATERS.

All: TRICK OR TREAT!

HI, GUYS! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

TRICK OR TREAT! HELLO! HOW ARE YOU?

A CUPCAKE. YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.

WHILE IT'S ALWAYS A FUN DAY TO BE THERE,

I GOT TO FINISH UP AND DELIVER THIS VAMPIRE CAKE,

PLUS I'M HAVING MY OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY TONIGHT.

HEY, MAURO. HOW'S IT LOOKING?

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS ON HIS HEAD?

HE'S GOT THOSE THINGS.

ALL RIGHT, I KNOW MAYBE

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE DANNY RIGHT NOW,

BUT LOOK AT THIS.

NOT DANNY.

DANNY.

FOR THIS CAKE, WE'RE GONNA USE RED VELVET CAKE

WITH VANILLA BUTTERCREAM

THAT WE'VE ADDED RED FOOD COLORING TO.

I FEEL LIKE A MORTICIAN.

WITH THE CAKE PART DONE,

WE START BY PAINTING THIS COFFIN A NICE WOOD GRAIN.

WE'LL ALSO ADD SOME GOLD DETAILS,

AND I GOT JUAN AND TYNE MAKING DIFFERENT CREATURES

TO PUT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THIS COFFIN.

YOU LIKE IT?

HE LOOKS VERY PEACEFUL.

HE LOOK LIKE HE DIDN'T PUT UP A FIGHT.

HE JUST DIED TO THE VAMPIRES.

RALPH WAS VERY GENEROUS WITH YOUR HAIR.

YEAH. I WAS.

I'M JUST SAYING.

THEN WE JUST HAVE TO GET OUR DEARLY DEPARTED DANNY INSIDE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA.

MAN, HE JUST THREW YOU IN.

WE ADD THE TUBING SO THAT WE CAN MAKE THE BLOOD

COME OUT OF THE VAMPIRE BITES ON DANNY'S NECK.

WE ADD A LITTLE MATERIAL FOR THE COFFIN,

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT -- A CAKE FIT FOR A VAMPIRE.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME CHECK IT OUT.

THIS IS PRETTY CREEPY.

Buddy C.: YEAH, IT'S REALLY WEIRD.

MY HANDS DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

YEAH, THEY'RE FATTER. BIGGER.

WHO WOULD ORDER THIS KIND OF CAKE? I DON'T KNOW.

Buddy: I THINK IT LOOKS REALLY COOL.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.

Danny: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

Buddy C.: FREAKING WEIRDOS.

[ WOLVES HOWLING ]

[ OWL HOOTING ]

Buddy: WHERE ARE THESE GUYS?

SO I PULL UP TO THE CEMETERY,

AND WE'RE IN THE SPOT WHERE THEY TOLD US TO DELIVER THIS CAKE,

AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE -- NO ONE AT ALL.

[ OWL HOOTING, WOLF HOWLS ]

[ WOLF HOWLING ]

[ CREATURE GROWLS ]

Man: AH.

OH, BOY.

HELLO.

HELLO.

HOW YOU DOING?

[ OWL HOOTING ]

NICE.

[ CREATURE GROWLS ]

SO, WHERE YOU WANT US TO PUT THE CAKE?

THIS IS A PRIVATE CEREMONY, VERY SACRED.

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

LISTEN, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THESE VAMPIRES --

I MEAN, I THINK THEY'RE FREAKS --

BUT THEY DEFINITELY TAKE THIS STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY.

EVERYBODY GRAB A CORNER.

PROBABLY NEED TO HAVE SIX PEOPLE.

AND GOOD LUCK.

WATCHING THESE GUYS CARRY THIS COFFIN WAS REALLY WEIRD.

I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE SOME KIND OF CREEPY FUNERAL PROCESSION.

THAT IS CREEPY, ISN'T IT?

SO THE VAMPIRES GET DANNY LAID ON HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE.

THEN THINGS START GETTING REALLY BIZARRE.

Mauro: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?

ARE THEY THE HEAD HONCHOS?

I THINK THEY'RE THE ONES

THAT ARE GONNA TURN HER INTO A VAMPIRE.

WHAT A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS.

WE PRESENT TO YOU MISS BETTY CARCAROVA.

OH, BOY.

HERE WE GO.

BRETHREN, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

IT IS BEYOND PERFECT.

Buddy: SHE'S GONNA BITE YOU, DANNY.

DANNY, DANNY, DANNY. DANNY.

DANNY, SHE'S GONNA BITE YOU.

OOH, DANNY.

UH-OH. SHE JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF CRIME.

Betty: IT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS.

Buddy C.: IT'S PRETTY NASTY.

IT'S FREAKY.

OH, IT'S FREAKY.

DIG IN.

Mauro: WOW.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Joey: ARE THEY EATING THE CAKE?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

THEY'RE EATING THE CAKE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A "TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE" CEREMONY IS,

BUT THIS IS JUST WEIRD.

HI. HI.

YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU.

THIS IS, I THINK, THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER SEEN THEM.

OH, MY GOD.

WE'RE USUALLY A GLOOMY KIND OF FOLK, YOU KNOW?

[ GROWLS ]

THIS CAKE WAS AMAZING, AND I THINK JUST MY ONE REGRET WAS

THAT I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO BATTLE MY FELLOW VAMPS

TO GET TO MOST OF IT.

[ GROWLS ]

YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY INTO IT.

WE'RE HAPPY THAT WE MADE YOU A GREAT CAKE.

LOOK, I HAVE TO THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT LOOKS BEYOND ANYTHING THAT I IMAGINED.

IT'S REALLY AMAZING.

WE'RE HAPPY TO SEE YOU GOT YOUR FANGS.

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO REALLY THINK OF ALL THIS VAMPIRE STUFF,

BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING -- STRANGEST DELIVERY OF MY LIFE.

YEAH, I BETTER GET DOWN THERE

BEFORE THEY START EATING EACH OTHER.

YOU GO DO YOUR STUFF. TAKE CARE.

THANKS AGAIN! YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I THINK WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

YEAH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ BETTY LAUGHS ]

I'M GONNA LET THEM DO THEIR THING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S HALLOWEEN,

AND THERE'S ONE LAST TRADITION THAT I AIN'T GONNA MISS.

LET'S EAT! LET'S PARTY! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[ LAUGHTER ]

COLD. VERY COLD. SHE'S VERY COLD.

THAT'S A GOOD MAKEUP JOB, I HAVE TO SAY.

HI.

[ CHEERING ]

Woman: YEE-HA!

STICK 'EM UP! STICK 'EM UP!

WHOO!

WHERE'S MARY?

SHE'S ON HER WAY. SHE'S COMING FROM THE BAKERY.

SHE'S RUNNING LATE.

WHAT DID SHE SAY SHE WAS GONNA BE?

SHE WON'T TELL US. TOP SECRET.

GUYS!

[ CHEERING ]

Madeline: SHE'S YOU, BUDDY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Mauro: IT'S THE UNIBROW!

Man: WHAT'S WITH THE EYEBROWS?!

IS IT LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR?

DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?

THIS IS THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED BUDDY.

SINCE I'M THE BOSS, EVERYONE'S OFF TOMORROW.

[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]

ALL MY EMPLOYEES, I LOVE YOU GUYS.

YOU WORK HARD, AND THIS IS A LITTLE TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION.

[ CHEERS ]

SALUTE. CHEERS.

SALUTE!

I GOT TO SAY, THE HALLOWEEN SURPRISES

DEFINITELY DIDN'T DISAPPOINT THIS YEAR.

I WONDER WHAT THE HELL WE'RE GONNA GET NEXT YEAR.

[ WOLF HOWLS ]