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WHY'D YOU DIE, DANNY?
WHY?!
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Buddy:
COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...
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WE NEED A COFFIN CAKE.
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YOU WANT A COFFIN CAKE
THAT BLEEDS
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WITH A DEAD BODY IN IT
THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM?
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME.
WHY?
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'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO
SCULPT YOU.
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RALPH WAS VERY GENEROUS
WITH YOUR HAIR.
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YEAH.
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I'M JUST SAYING.
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[ WOLVES HOWLING ]
WHERE ARE THESE GUYS?
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Mauro:
THAT IS CREEPY, ISN'T IT?
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING
THE ENGAGEMENT AT THE HOSPITAL.
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DR. VALASTRO IS IN AND READY
FOR OPERATION ENGAGEMENT.
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LET'S EAT! LET'S PARTY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Madeline:
SHE'S YOU, BUDDY!
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THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.
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EVERY WEEK,
THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES
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GO OUT THESE DOORS.
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THIS IS THE CREW --
MIA FAMIGLIA.
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Buddy: HALLOWEEN
IS AN INTERESTING TIME OF YEAR
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AROUND CARLO'S.
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I'M NOT REALLY SUPERSTITIOUS,
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BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS TIME OF YEAR
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THAT JUST MAKES THINGS FEEL
A LITTLE UNSETTLING.
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SOMETHING WEIRD ALWAYS HAPPENS,
AND TODAY'S NO EXCEPTION.
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THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE
THAT WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.
YES.
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HELLO.
HOW YOU DOING?
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I'M BETTY.
HIYA, BETTY.
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IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.
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SO, TODAY RALPH BROUGHT A FRIEND
DOWN TO THE CAKE FACTORY.
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BEING A FRIEND OF RALPH,
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YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT THE HELL TO EXPECT.
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WHAT KIND OF CAKE
CAN I MAKE YOU?
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UM, WE NEED A COFFIN CAKE.
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A COFFIN CAKE?
THIS I GOT TO HEAR.
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ME AND MY FRIENDS
ARE VAMPIRES.
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AND I'M GONNA BECOME
A VAMPIRE.
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IT'S A REALLY BIG EVENT,
AND I'M VERY EXCITED.
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AND I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT
FOR FIVE YEARS,
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AND THEY FINALLY
ACCEPTED ME.
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AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
AND I WANT A CAKE
TO CELEBRATE IT.
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ONLY SOMEBODY YOU WOULD KNOW --
I SWEAR TO GOD.
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YOU SEE, IT NEEDS TO BE
A BIG COFFIN,
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LIKE THE SIZE OF A PERSON --
LIKE THE SIZE OF HIM, ACTUALLY.
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WHAT?
YEAH, AND
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE WANT A PERSON
INSIDE THE COFFIN.
IT NEEDS TO OPEN.
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ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE GREAT
IF IT WAS HIM,
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'CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE
THE RIGHT KIND OF VICTIM
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THAT WE WANT IN THERE.
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AND WHEN WE CUT INTO THE CAKE,
IT'S GONNA BLEED.
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IT'S GONNA BE TAKING PLACE
AT THE CEMETERY.
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UH...
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SO, NOW, NOT ONLY
AM I MAKING A COFFIN CAKE
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WITH A BLEEDING DANNY INSIDE,
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BUT I GOT TO DELIVER IT TO THE
MIDDLE OF A FREAKING CEMETERY?
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HALLOWEEN BRINGS OUT
ALL THE CRAZIES.
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YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, DANNY'S
A WEREWOLF, JUAN'S A WITCH.
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I MEAN, YOU'LL FIT IN
GREAT HERE.
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YOU GOT TO TAKE THIS
SERIOUSLY.
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME
SERIOUSLY.
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IT'S VERY SERIOUS.
IT'S VERY SERIOUS.
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LISTEN, IF YOU WANT
A VAMPIRE CAKE,
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YOU WANT TO SAY
IT'S A VAMPIRE CAKE --
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DO I TECHNICALLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE A VAMPIRE?
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NO, BUT YOU WANT A COFFIN CAKE
THAT BLEEDS,
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WITH A DEAD BODY IN IT
THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM.
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YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
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A VAMPIRE CAKE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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Betty: I DON'T THINK THEY WERE
TAKING IT REALLY SERIOUSLY.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE I MAY HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING TO SHOW THEM
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THAT I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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Buddy: SO, HERE'S MY IDEA
FOR THIS VAMPIRE CAKE.
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FIRST, WE'RE GONNA BUILD
A FULL-SIZE COFFIN.
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THE BOTTOM HALF WILL BE A CAKE.
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THE TOP HALF WILL BE
A DANNY LOOK-ALIKE
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MADE OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS.
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WHEN YOU BITE INTO THIS THING,
IT'S GONNA BLEED, BABY.
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[ SAW BUZZES ]
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TO START,
I GET MAURIZIO AND STEVE
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WORKING ON THE COFFIN FRAME.
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AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY,
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BECAUSE YOU GOT TO MAKE
THE TOP PART OPEN,
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SO YOU GOT TO HAVE A HINGE,
AND IT'S GOT TO BE JUST RIGHT.
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NOW WE'RE GOOD.
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OH, YEAH.
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AND I GET RALPH STARTED
ON THE DANNY LOOK-ALIKE.
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BETTY WANTED THE BLOOD
TO COME OUT OF THE CAKE
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WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT.
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BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER
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TO HAVE THE BLOOD COME OUT
OF THE BITE HOLES,
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BECAUSE, I MEAN,
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
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IT'S FOR A BUNCH
OF VAMPIRES, RIGHT?
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HEY, DANNY.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I DON'T HAVE A BIG STOMACH
LIKE THAT, THOUGH.
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HANG ON. LET ME SEE.
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MAYBE I'LL CHANGE IT
A LITTLE BIT.
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YOU GOT TO MAKE ME
A LITTLE SKINNY.
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TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO, CARLO'S.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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BUDDY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M JOE.
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HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I'M GETTING ENGAGED.
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OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
YEAH.
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SO, HOW LONG
ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER?
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WE'RE TOGETHER FOR
ALMOST THREE YEARS NOW.
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WE MET THE VERY FIRST DAY
OF MEDICAL SCHOOL,
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AND, EVENTUALLY, WE JUST STARTED
DATING, AND HERE WE ARE.
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AWESOME.
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JOE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
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ARE IN THEIR FINAL YEAR
OF MEDICAL SCHOOL
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AND HE THINKS
IT'S THE RIGHT TIME
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TO FINALLY POP THE QUESTION.
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AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT
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DOING THE ENGAGEMENT
AT THE HOSPITAL.
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I'M GONNA BE
IN A STERILE GOWN.
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I'M GONNA HAVE A MASK ON
AND A SCRUB CAP ON,
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AND SHE'S NOT GONNA KNOW
IT'S ME.
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AND WHEN THE PATIENT DOES
GET WHEELED IN IN A GURNEY,
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IT'S NOT THE PATIENT.
IT'S A CAKE.
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CAKE ON A GURNEY?
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YEAH.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE, LIKE,
A DEAD-BODY CAKE, RIGHT?
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[ Laughing ] NO, NO, NO.
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IT'S A PROPOSAL.
I'M JUST SAYING.
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WHOO, FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT I'D BE DOING TWO
DEAD-BODY CAKES IN ONE WEEK.
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AND WHILE SHE'S TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
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WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE CAKE,
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I'M GONNA TAKE OFF MY MASK.
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AND SHE'S GONNA REALIZE
IT'S ME --
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THAT SHE WAS STANDING
NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME.
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AND I'M JUST GONNA PROPOSE
TO HER ON THE SPOT.
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PRETTY ROMANTIC.
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YEAH.
I LIKE THAT.
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YOU SEEM NERVOUS.
YOU GOT TO JUST CALM DOWN.
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TAKE A CHILL PILL.
I'M SUPER NERVOUS.
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IT'S GONNA GO DOWN
WITHOUT A HITCH.
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I WILL SEE YOU THERE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BROTHER.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY.
THANK YOU.
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JOE LEFT THE DESIGN OF THIS CAKE
UP TO ME,
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SO MY IDEA IS TO COVER IT WITH,
LIKE, A STETHOSCOPE, SYRINGE,
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SCALPEL -- YOU KNOW,
ALL THE DOCTOR'S TOOLS.
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AND FOR THE CAKE, WE'RE GONNA DO
A VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE SPONGE
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WITH CANNOLI FILLING.
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SO, BETTY, THE YOUNG LADY
THAT'S "TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE,"
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SAYS THAT SHE WANTS TO COME BACK
TO THE BAKERY.
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SHE'S GOT TO SHOW ME SOMETHING.
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THREE FEET.
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YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE.
YOU NEED ABOUT SEVEN FEET.
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Mauro: YOU WANT TO PUT A FOOT
ON EACH SIDE?
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HELLO, BOYS.
HEY.
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I KIND OF GOT A SENSE THAT I
SHOULD SHOW YOU SOME VAMPIRES,
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'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE
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THE WAY SOME OF THE THINGS
YOU WERE SAYING,
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SO I'VE GOT VINCENT
AND THEODORE.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS
AS SERIOUSLY
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AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.
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HELLO, BOYS.
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I KIND OF GOT A SENSE THAT I
SHOULD SHOW YOU SOME VAMPIRES,
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'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE
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THE WAY SOME OF THE THINGS
YOU WERE SAYING.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS
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AS SERIOUSLY
AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.
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I JUST SPENT 12 GRAND
AT THE ORTHODONTIST,
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AND LOOK WHAT THIS GUY
DID TO HIS TEETH.
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[ BUDDY LAUGHS ]
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LISTEN, I BROUGHT THEM
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
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HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME
AND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO US.
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ME JOINING THE FAMILY,
IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR ME.
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SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS
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AS SERIOUSLY
AS IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN.
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Buddy: OKAY, LISTEN.
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I THINK THE WHOLE VAMPIRE THING
IS KIND OF OUT-OF-CONTROL
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AND A LITTLE CREEPY,
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BUT SHE'S GONNA GET THE BEST
CAKE I COULD POSSIBLY MAKE
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NO MATTER HOW CRAZY SHE IS.
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WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO MAKE
THIS VAMPIRE CAKE FOR YOU.
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IT'S GONNA BLEED.
IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE HIM.
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I MEAN,
IT'S A LIFE-SIZE COFFIN.
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I THINK YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA LIKE IT.
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I'M IN THE BUSINESS
OF MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY.
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WELL, I HOPE I'M VERY HAPPY,
'CAUSE THEY WON'T BE IF I'M NOT.
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I STILL DON'T THINK
YOU'RE TAKING US VERY SERIOUSLY,
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SO I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE
EVENT WHEN EVERYTHING GOES DOWN.
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I'LL BE THERE.
I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON.
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Buddy: I DON'T KNOW IF SHE
BROUGHT HER VAMPIRE FRIENDS
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DOWN TO THE BAKERY
TO SCARE ME OR SOMETHING,
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BUT I'M FROM HOBOKEN, BABY.
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WE DON'T SCARE SO EASY HERE.
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Ralph: THERE'S GOT TO BE
A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS.
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HI.
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM MY LIFE?
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I'M JUST LOOKING AT YOU.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME.
WHY?
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'CAUSE I'VE GOT
TO SCULPT YOU.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
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ARE YOU SURE?
I MIGHT BE BACK.
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WHY?
JUST IN CASE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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OKAY, UM...
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BRIDE.
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BRIDE.
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Buddy:
SO FOR JOE'S PROPOSAL CAKE,
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I GOT ALL THE FIGURES
AND DOCTOR STUFF MADE UP.
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ALLS I GOT TO DO
IS PUT IT TOGETHER.
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GROOM.
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GROOM.
220
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STETHOSCOPE.
221
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,333
STETHOSCOPE.
222
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BE CAREFUL.
IT'S A LITTLE DELICATE.
223
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SCALPEL.
SCALPEL.
224
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Man: WHAT?
ARE YOU GUYS OPERATING?
225
00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:14,133
SHH.
OH, I'M SORRY.
226
00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,400
HE'S GOT TO FOCUS.
227
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UM...NEEDLE.
228
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,867
NEEDLE.
229
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:21,333
[ Laughing ] HAMMER THING THAT
THEY CHECK THE REFLEXES WITH.
230
00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,067
HAMMER THING THAT THEY CHECK
THE REFLEXES WITH.
231
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,667
WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS?
232
00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:25,933
I HAVE NO IDEA.
233
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,133
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
234
00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:37,367
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
COME CHECK IT OUT.
235
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,967
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
236
00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:40,467
Man: VERY NICE.
237
00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:44,200
SO, HE'S PROPOSING TO HER, AND
THEY'RE BOTH IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.
238
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,667
AND WE GOT SOME DOCTOR TOOLS,
239
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,567
AND IT'S JUST KIND OF GONNA BE
A SURPRISE.
240
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GOOD JOB.
241
00:09:58,967 --> 00:10:01,500
ACCORDING TO JOE'S PLAN,
242
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,867
HE HAS IT SET FOR ME TO DROP
THIS CAKE OFF IN THE E.R.
243
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,633
HEY, BUDDY.
Buddy: HEY, JOE.
HOW WE DOING?
244
00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:12,133
OH, MY GOD.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
245
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,733
PRETTY COOL?
IT'S GOOD.
246
00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:15,200
LOOK AT THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
247
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,267
WE GOT YOU READY.
248
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,633
YOU GOT THE FAUXHAWK
ALL GOOD WITH THE HAIR.
249
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,000
YOU GOT YOUR FAUXHAWK.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
250
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,100
AWESOME.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS.
251
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,300
I'M VERY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.
I'M SUPER NERVOUS.
252
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,867
THAT'S WHEN IT HITS ME.
253
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:27,467
WHY DON'T I DRESS UP
IN DOCTOR SCRUBS
254
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,533
AND KIND OF LIKE
WHEEL THE CAKE IN FOR HIM?
255
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:32,167
I MEAN, IT'S ONE LESS THING
THAT HE'S GOT TO WORRY ABOUT,
256
00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:33,967
AND IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST!
257
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,933
WE JUST NEED TO GET IT READY.
258
00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,667
LET'S PUT THIS LIKE THIS.
259
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:40,533
WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS CAKE
ON A GURNEY, STACK SOME PILLOWS,
260
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,900
THEN LAY A BLANKET ON TOP,
261
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,567
MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE'S
A PERSON UNDERNEATH IT.
262
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,700
THAT'S IT.
OH, MY GOD.
263
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,833
ALL RIGHT.
264
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,300
LET ME...
265
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,800
UH-OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S A BOY.
266
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
267
00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:02,533
OVER.
268
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,967
OVER.
269
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,667
Buddy: OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO ADJUST THE PILLOWS
270
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,333
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
271
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,600
WOW, IT LOOKS LEGIT.
272
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,300
WITH THE CAKE IN PLACE,
JOE AND I HURRY IN TO CHANGE,
273
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,633
AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND
A NEW GIG.
274
00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:21,133
DR. VALASTRO IS IN AND READY
FOR OPERATION ENGAGEMENT.
275
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:24,567
IT'S ALL HERE,
AND IT HASN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
276
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,067
Joe: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
277
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067
I'M GONNA GIVE DR. LURI
A CALL NOW,
278
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,433
SO GET INTO YOUR POSITIONS
AND EVERYTHING,
279
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,900
AND SHE'LL BE DOWN
IN A LITTLE BIT.
280
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,900
Woman: PAGING DR. LURI.
DR. LURI TO SURGERY, PLEASE.
281
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,133
OH, MY GOD.
282
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,733
HEY, DR. LURI.
283
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,433
HERE THEY COME.
I THINK THEY'VE STABILIZED HIM.
284
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,667
HEY, DR. LURI.
285
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,900
HERE THEY COME.
I THINK THEY'VE STABILIZED HIM.
286
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,867
[ JOE CHUCKLES ]
287
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,600
HEY.
288
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,700
Lia: HI.
HI.
289
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:32,300
SO, THE PAST FEW YEARS,
290
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:36,067
YOU'VE BEEN A BETTER FRIEND
THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE
291
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:39,533
AND A BETTER GIRLFRIEND
THAN I WOULD EVER DESERVE.
292
00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:43,667
SO, WILL YA?
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
293
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,067
[ LAUGHING ] YES.
294
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,467
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
295
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,133
[ SMOOCHES ]
296
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,833
OH, MY GOD.
297
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,333
IT FITS.
298
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,800
[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS ]
299
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,067
Buddy: HE EVEN MADE YOU A CAKE.
IT'S YOU AND HIM.
300
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:06,967
[ LAUGHTER ]
301
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:10,967
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
302
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,700
THIS GUY SPENT ALL THIS TIME
303
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,900
FIGURING OUT
HOW TO SURPRISE YOU,
304
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,100
AND, I MEAN,
I THOUGHT IT WAS CRAZY,
305
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,867
BUT I THINK HE DID A GREAT JOB.
306
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:21,133
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
307
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,233
YES!
308
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:27,533
I'M STILL KIND OF IN SHOCK,
AND HE DID A GREAT JOB.
309
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,367
IT WAS PERFECT.
310
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,667
SO WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?
311
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,600
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
312
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,167
NOW, I KNOW WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL.
313
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,400
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO CUT THIS WITH, RIGHT?
314
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,933
YOU'VE GOT A SCALPEL
OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
315
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,733
I THOUGHT THE CAKE
WAS REALLY, REALLY CREATIVE,
316
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,700
BUT IT'S GONNA BE GONE
VERY SOON.
317
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,767
Lia: READY?
Joe: ALL RIGHT.
318
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,733
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
319
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,900
Buddy: HOW DO YOU LIKE
THE CAKE?
320
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,133
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
321
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,800
GOOD?
SO GOOD. SO GOOD.
10 OUT OF 10.
322
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,700
OH, THAT'S WHAT
I LIKE TO HEAR.
AWESOME.
323
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,233
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
324
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,400
Buddy: HALLOWEEN
IS ALWAYS BUSY AT CARLO'S
325
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,067
AND WE GET TONS
OF TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
326
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,667
All: TRICK OR TREAT!
327
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,933
HI, GUYS!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
328
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,667
TRICK OR TREAT!
HELLO! HOW ARE YOU?
329
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,100
A CUPCAKE.
YOU LOOK VERY CUTE.
330
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,167
WHILE IT'S ALWAYS A FUN DAY
TO BE THERE,
331
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,700
I GOT TO FINISH UP AND DELIVER
THIS VAMPIRE CAKE,
332
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:26,367
PLUS I'M HAVING
MY OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY TONIGHT.
333
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,600
HEY, MAURO.
HOW'S IT LOOKING?
334
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,600
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE
THINGS ON HIS HEAD?
335
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,733
HE'S GOT THOSE THINGS.
336
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,500
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW MAYBE
337
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,300
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
DANNY RIGHT NOW,
338
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,500
BUT LOOK AT THIS.
339
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,500
NOT DANNY.
340
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,167
DANNY.
341
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,967
FOR THIS CAKE, WE'RE GONNA USE
RED VELVET CAKE
342
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,800
WITH VANILLA BUTTERCREAM
343
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,767
THAT WE'VE ADDED
RED FOOD COLORING TO.
344
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,367
I FEEL LIKE A MORTICIAN.
345
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,800
WITH THE CAKE PART DONE,
346
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,567
WE START BY PAINTING THIS COFFIN
A NICE WOOD GRAIN.
347
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,367
WE'LL ALSO ADD
SOME GOLD DETAILS,
348
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:11,500
AND I GOT JUAN AND TYNE
MAKING DIFFERENT CREATURES
349
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,600
TO PUT ON THE OUTSIDE
OF THIS COFFIN.
350
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:20,267
YOU LIKE IT?
351
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,933
HE LOOKS VERY PEACEFUL.
352
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,200
HE LOOK LIKE
HE DIDN'T PUT UP A FIGHT.
353
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,967
HE JUST DIED TO THE VAMPIRES.
354
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,533
RALPH WAS VERY GENEROUS
WITH YOUR HAIR.
355
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,533
YEAH.
I WAS.
356
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,067
I'M JUST SAYING.
357
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:33,233
THEN WE JUST HAVE TO GET OUR
DEARLY DEPARTED DANNY INSIDE.
358
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,067
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA.
359
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,067
MAN, HE JUST THREW YOU IN.
360
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,167
WE ADD THE TUBING SO THAT
WE CAN MAKE THE BLOOD
361
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,267
COME OUT OF THE VAMPIRE BITES
ON DANNY'S NECK.
362
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:45,533
WE ADD A LITTLE MATERIAL
FOR THE COFFIN,
363
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:48,200
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT --
A CAKE FIT FOR A VAMPIRE.
364
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,267
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
COME CHECK IT OUT.
365
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:54,967
THIS IS PRETTY CREEPY.
366
00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:57,667
Buddy C.:
YEAH, IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
367
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,833
MY HANDS
DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.
368
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,167
YEAH, THEY'RE FATTER.
BIGGER.
369
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,533
WHO WOULD ORDER THIS KIND
OF CAKE? I DON'T KNOW.
370
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,467
Buddy: I THINK
IT LOOKS REALLY COOL.
371
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,733
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
372
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,300
Danny: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
373
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,800
Buddy C.: FREAKING WEIRDOS.
374
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,067
[ WOLVES HOWLING ]
375
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,400
[ OWL HOOTING ]
376
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,833
Buddy: WHERE ARE THESE GUYS?
377
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,300
SO I PULL UP TO THE CEMETERY,
378
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,367
AND WE'RE IN THE SPOT WHERE THEY
TOLD US TO DELIVER THIS CAKE,
379
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,067
AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE --
NO ONE AT ALL.
380
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,533
[ OWL HOOTING, WOLF HOWLS ]
381
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,600
[ WOLF HOWLING ]
382
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,467
[ CREATURE GROWLS ]
383
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,467
Man: AH.
384
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:04,700
OH, BOY.
385
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,733
HELLO.
386
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,067
HELLO.
387
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:12,867
HOW YOU DOING?
388
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,167
[ OWL HOOTING ]
389
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,067
NICE.
390
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,933
[ CREATURE GROWLS ]
391
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:21,467
SO, WHERE YOU WANT US
TO PUT THE CAKE?
392
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,500
THIS IS A PRIVATE CEREMONY,
VERY SACRED.
393
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,733
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
394
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,133
LISTEN, SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT THESE VAMPIRES --
395
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,733
I MEAN, I THINK
THEY'RE FREAKS --
396
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:31,067
BUT THEY DEFINITELY TAKE
THIS STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY.
397
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,233
EVERYBODY GRAB A CORNER.
398
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:34,067
PROBABLY NEED TO HAVE
SIX PEOPLE.
399
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,100
AND GOOD LUCK.
400
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:41,233
WATCHING THESE GUYS CARRY
THIS COFFIN WAS REALLY WEIRD.
401
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:46,067
I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE SOME KIND
OF CREEPY FUNERAL PROCESSION.
402
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,700
THAT IS CREEPY, ISN'T IT?
403
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:59,233
SO THE VAMPIRES GET DANNY LAID
ON HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE.
404
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,733
THEN THINGS START
GETTING REALLY BIZARRE.
405
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,933
Mauro: WHAT THE HELL
ARE THEY DOING?
406
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,500
ARE THEY THE HEAD HONCHOS?
407
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,667
I THINK THEY'RE THE ONES
408
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,567
THAT ARE GONNA TURN HER
INTO A VAMPIRE.
409
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:11,133
WHAT A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS.
410
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:15,467
WE PRESENT TO YOU
MISS BETTY CARCAROVA.
411
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,233
OH, BOY.
412
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,267
HERE WE GO.
413
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,067
BRETHREN,
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
414
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,400
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED.
415
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,200
IT IS BEYOND PERFECT.
416
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,067
Buddy: SHE'S GONNA BITE YOU,
DANNY.
417
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,867
DANNY, DANNY, DANNY.
DANNY.
418
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,433
DANNY,
SHE'S GONNA BITE YOU.
419
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:38,100
OOH, DANNY.
420
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,300
UH-OH. SHE JUST TOOK
A BITE OUT OF CRIME.
421
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,267
Betty: IT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS.
422
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,633
Buddy C.: IT'S PRETTY NASTY.
423
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,500
IT'S FREAKY.
424
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,833
OH, IT'S FREAKY.
425
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,700
DIG IN.
426
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,433
Mauro: WOW.
427
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,367
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
428
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,167
Joey: ARE THEY EATING THE CAKE?
429
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,400
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
430
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,833
THEY'RE EATING THE CAKE.
431
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:09,667
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A "TURNING
INTO A VAMPIRE" CEREMONY IS,
432
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,600
BUT THIS IS JUST WEIRD.
433
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:14,733
HI.
HI.
434
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,200
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
435
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,533
THIS IS, I THINK, THE HAPPIEST
I'VE EVER SEEN THEM.
436
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,767
OH, MY GOD.
437
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,567
WE'RE USUALLY A GLOOMY
KIND OF FOLK, YOU KNOW?
438
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,800
[ GROWLS ]
439
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,767
THIS CAKE WAS AMAZING, AND I
THINK JUST MY ONE REGRET WAS
440
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,500
THAT I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO BATTLE MY FELLOW VAMPS
441
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,967
TO GET TO MOST OF IT.
442
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,200
[ GROWLS ]
443
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,100
YOU GUYS LOOK
REALLY INTO IT.
444
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,633
WE'RE HAPPY THAT WE MADE YOU
A GREAT CAKE.
445
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,800
LOOK, I HAVE TO THANK YOU
SO MUCH.
446
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,300
IT LOOKS BEYOND ANYTHING
THAT I IMAGINED.
447
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,400
IT'S REALLY AMAZING.
448
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,367
WE'RE HAPPY TO SEE
YOU GOT YOUR FANGS.
449
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,733
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
450
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,200
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
451
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,767
WHAT TO REALLY THINK
OF ALL THIS VAMPIRE STUFF,
452
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:56,567
BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING --
STRANGEST DELIVERY OF MY LIFE.
453
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:57,767
YEAH, I BETTER
GET DOWN THERE
454
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,200
BEFORE THEY START EATING
EACH OTHER.
455
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,500
YOU GO DO YOUR STUFF.
TAKE CARE.
456
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,967
THANKS AGAIN!
YOU GOT IT.
457
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,933
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I THINK WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
458
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:04,867
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
459
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:05,800
YEAH, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
460
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,500
[ BETTY LAUGHS ]
461
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,633
I'M GONNA LET THEM DO THEIR
THING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
462
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:11,967
IT'S HALLOWEEN,
463
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,867
AND THERE'S ONE LAST TRADITION
THAT I AIN'T GONNA MISS.
464
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,467
LET'S EAT! LET'S PARTY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
465
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:24,833
All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
466
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:28,733
[ LAUGHTER ]
467
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:31,233
COLD. VERY COLD.
SHE'S VERY COLD.
468
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:34,100
THAT'S A GOOD MAKEUP JOB,
I HAVE TO SAY.
469
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100
HI.
470
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,800
[ CHEERING ]
471
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,467
Woman: YEE-HA!
472
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,667
STICK 'EM UP!
STICK 'EM UP!
473
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,700
WHOO!
474
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,200
WHERE'S MARY?
475
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,100
SHE'S ON HER WAY.
SHE'S COMING FROM THE BAKERY.
476
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,000
SHE'S RUNNING LATE.
477
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,400
WHAT DID SHE SAY
SHE WAS GONNA BE?
478
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,000
SHE WON'T TELL US.
TOP SECRET.
479
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,933
GUYS!
480
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,100
[ CHEERING ]
481
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,767
Madeline:
SHE'S YOU, BUDDY!
482
00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:56,000
[ LAUGHTER ]
483
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,100
Mauro: IT'S THE UNIBROW!
484
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,433
Man: WHAT'S WITH THE EYEBROWS?!
485
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:00,833
IS IT LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR?
486
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,667
DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?
487
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,133
THIS IS THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED
BUDDY.
488
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,200
SINCE I'M THE BOSS,
EVERYONE'S OFF TOMORROW.
489
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,300
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
490
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,633
ALL MY EMPLOYEES,
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
491
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:20,400
YOU WORK HARD, AND THIS IS A
LITTLE TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION.
492
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,800
[ CHEERS ]
493
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,067
SALUTE.
CHEERS.
494
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,533
SALUTE!
495
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,667
I GOT TO SAY,
THE HALLOWEEN SURPRISES
496
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,833
DEFINITELY DIDN'T DISAPPOINT
THIS YEAR.
497
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,467
I WONDER WHAT THE HELL
WE'RE GONNA GET NEXT YEAR.
498
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:33,633
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
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