Original subtitles

[ BUZZING ]

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S REAL BEES UP HERE?

Andrew: LISTEN, FRESH INGREDIENTS MAKE THE BEST CAKE, RIGHT?

WE'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF THE HIVE.

I, UH...

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW ME AND BUDDY ARE RENEWING OUR VOWS.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE JUST ME, HIM, AND THE KIDS.

HOW COULD YOU RENEW YOUR VOWS WITHOUT YOUR FAMILY?

Madeline: WITHOUT US?!

IS THERE A WAY THAT WE COULD, UM --

SOME COULD MAYBE GET HIM?

WITH THE CAKE? YES. YOU KNOW, LIKE, SOME OF THE ICING.

ALL RIGHT. CAKE PRANK -- I LIKE IT.

"YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART.

I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART." Buddy: YEAH.

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE THE ACE.

MY PRESENT TO YOU IS A CAKE IN THE --"

OH, GOD! [ LAUGHTER ]

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

Buddy: THIS WEEK, I GET A CALL

FROM THE NEW YORK BEEKEEPERS ASSOCIATION.

THEY WANT ME TO MAKE SOME KIND OF HONEY CAKE

TO CELEBRATE THEIR ANNIVERSARY.

WHAT'S GOING DOWN?

THE NEW YORK CITY BEEKEEPERS ASSOCIATION

IS LOOKING TO HAVE A PARTY

TO CELEBRATE THE FIRST FULL YEAR

OF LEGAL BEEKEEPING IN NEW YORK CITY.

AND MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD COME UP WITH SOME SORT OF CAKE

USING HONEY FROM NEW YORK CITY AS THE PRIMARY INGREDIENT.

YOU KNOW, I LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU COULD GET BEES TO MAKE HONEY

IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY.

IT'S CRAZY!

SO, YOU GUYS GOT HONEY HERE?

I'VE GOT THE HONEY UPSTAIRS, IF YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.

YEAH, LET'S CHECK OUT THE HONEY. ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME.

I LOVE GOOD HONEY. COOL.

JUST WATCH YOUR STEP.

THESE STAIRS ARE A COUPLE OF CENTURIES OLD.

SO, ANDREW LEADS US UP LIKE FIVE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS

IN THIS CREEPY, OLD BUILDING,

AND I'M THINKING WE'RE HEADING UP TO, LIKE, SOME STOREROOM.

BUT THEN I HEAR THIS SOUND.

[ BUZZING ]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHOA.

THE HONEY'S STILL IN THE FREAKING BEES!

[ BUZZING ]

YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S REAL BEES UP HERE?

Andrew: WE'VE GOT SIX HIVES.

EACH HIVE HAS GOT ABOUT 80,000 BEES.

SO ABOUT 480,000, JUST AROUND HALF A MILLION BEES

UP HERE RIGHT NOW. WOW.

LOOK, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY.

THEY GO FOR 3 MILES IN EVERY DIRECTION.

AND THEN THEY COME BACK?

THEN THEY COME BACK TO THE EXACT, SAME HIVE.

THEY GATHER FROM THE NECTAR OF THOSE LINDEN TREES OVER THERE.

THEY GO OVER THERE TO CITY HALL PARK.

THEY GO UP TO TOMPKINS SQUARE.

THEY MAY GO OVER THE WATER HERE INTO BROOKLYN

FOR SOME HONEY WITH ATTITUDE. Buddy: OH, YEAH?

LISTEN, FRESH INGREDIENTS MAKE THE BEST CAKE, RIGHT?

WILL YOU BRING THE HONEY OVER HERE, OR WHAT?

WELL, WE'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF THE HIVE.

Buddy: AND THEN IT HITS ME --

HE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM GET FRESH HONEY OUT OF THESE HIVES!

WHAT IS HE -- PAZZ?!

I, UH...

OH, NO, NO, NO. I GOT SHORTS ON.

YOU GOT LONG PANTS. I DON'T CARE.

IF YOU WANT, WE CAN JUST STAY BACK HERE.

WE COULD GET A MANI-PEDI. WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE.

OH, THIS GUY OVER HERE.

"MANI-PEDI." [ CHUCKLES ]

LISTEN, THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS I DON'T LIKE PLAYING WITH.

BEES ARE ONE OF THEM. ME TOO.

I GET STUNG BY A BEE, I'M GONNA THROW YOUSE BOTH OFF THE ROOF.

[ Laughing ] OKAY.

[ GAS WHOOSHES ]

I JUST WANT TO CALM THEM AS MUCH AS I CAN BEFORE YOU GET NEAR.

YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU CALM THEM DOWN. MAKE THEM CALM.

WHERE'S THE HONEY?

OKAY, SO, THIS IS -- THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE HONEY.

ALL THIS PART IS THE HONEY, OKAY?

OH, YEAH, COOL.

WE HAVE TO TAKE THESE FRAMES DOWNSTAIRS

AND PUT THEM IN A CENTRIFUGE AND SPIN IT.

ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S GO DOWN.

YEAH, LET'S GO, PLEASE. YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS, ARE YOU?

I'M NOT NERVOUS. I JUST, YOU KNOW, JUST...

YOU'RE JUST NOT COMFORTABLE.

I'M JUST NOT -- YEAH, TOO MANY BEES.

I'M NOT NERVOUS, BUT I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE.

THERE'S TOO MANY BEES AROUND.

LOOK, I AIN'T SCARED OF BEES OR NOTHING LIKE THAT,

BUT I GET MY HONEY OUT OF A JAR.

I THINK IT'S A LITTLE NUTS KEEPING BEES ON ROOFS,

BUT I DON'T JUDGE.

YOU'RE JUST ASKING TO GET STUNG PLAYING WITH BEES.

YEAH. Andrew: HEY, GUYS.

AH, BEAUTIFUL.

ONE POUND EACH, EIGHT TO GO.

ALL RIGHT, COOL. LET'S LOOK.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO TASTE IT.

THAT'S VERY GOOD HONEY.

VERY GOOD.

COULD MAKE A GOOD CAKE WITH THIS HONEY.

WELL, I APPRECIATE IT. HEY, MY PLEASURE, BUDDY. MY PLEASURE.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A GREAT CAKE. YOU READY, D?

YES, SIR. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO GET STARTED.

I'LL HAVE THE REST DROPPED OFF, GUYS.

Buddy: THANKS. THANKS A LOT.

Buddy: SO, FOR THIS BEEHIVE CAKE, I'LL MAKE A SUPPORT

AND COVER IT IN MODELING CHOCOLATE TO LOOK LIKE A TREE.

I'LL BUILD A NEW YORK CITYSCAPE UNDER THIS HUGE BEEHIVE.

I'LL COVER THE HIVE IN A BUNCH OF BUSY BEES

AND TOP IT ALL OFF WITH NEW YORK HONEY,

STRAIGHT FROM THE HIVE.

Buddy: MAURO. Mauro: WHAT'S UP?

I'M GONNA MAKE THE -- I'M GONNA MAKE THE HONEY CREAM.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, WE DON'T USUALLY MAKE HONEY CREAM AROUND THE BAKERY,

BUT WHEN WE DO, WE TAKE SOME OF OUR HOMEMADE CUSTARD,

ADD SOME WHIPPED CREAM TO LIGHTEN IT UP.

WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS BATCH

IS WE'RE USING HONEY

STRAIGHT FROM ANDREW'S NEW YORK CITY BEEHIVE.

Mauro: SWEET AS HONEY? Buddy: TASTE IT.

IT'S GOT THAT DUDE'S HONEY IN IT.

I'M A FUSSY EATER.

I CAN TELL.

TASTES LIKE HONEY. AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL COME, AND WE'LL HELP TRY TO FILL UP THE CAKE.

Buddy: ANOTHER CAKE THAT WE GOT GOING ON THIS WEEK

IS FOR A COUPLE WHO'S CELEBRATING

THEIR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

SINCE THE CLIENT MET HER HUSBAND IN AN ACTING CLASS,

SHE WANTED THE CAKE TO LOOK LIKE A STAGE IN A THEATER.

THE THING IS, IN THIS CONSULTATION,

SHE ALSO HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND.

AT OUR WEDDING, HE TOLD ME

THAT HE WASN'T, YOU KNOW, GONNA PUT CAKE IN MY FACE.

HE WAS GONNA BE GENTLER. YEAH, BUT HE DID.

HE SMUSHED YOU ALL UP? YES. YES, HE DID.

HE GOT IT ALL OVER ME. OKAY.

IS THERE A WAY THAT WE COULD, UM --

SOME COULD MAYBE GET HIM?

WITH THE CAKE? YES. YOU KNOW, LIKE, SOME OF THE ICING?

ALL RIGHT. CAKE PRANK -- I LIKE IT.

SO, SARAH WANTS ME TO HELP HER GET EVEN WITH HER HUSBAND

FOR SMASHING CAKE IN HER FACE AT THEIR WEDDING RECEPTION.

AND IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK SHE CAME TO THE RIGHT GUY,

'CAUSE I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT PLAYING A PRANK.

WE'LL MAKE A GREAT CAKE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NICE MEETING YOU. MY PLEASURE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANKS. BYE.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

LET'S GET THIS HALF SHEET DONE.

TYNE, YOU ALMOST DONE WITH THE MASKS?

Tyne: YES, I AM.

LET'S WRITE "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY" ON THIS, TOO,

AND THAT'LL BE COOL. MM-HMM.

SO, SARAH'S REAL ANNIVERSARY CAKE IS DONE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

OKAY.

NOW I GOT TO FOCUS ON WHAT I'M GONNA BE DOING FOR THIS PRANK.

I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I'M GONNA DO,

BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU ONE THING --

HER HUSBAND'S GETTING A CAKE IN HIS FACE.

Lisa V.: HI, GUYS.

Lisa G.: HEY, LI, WHAT'S UP? Madeline: HEY!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

FILLING CANNOLIS? YEAH.

EVERYONE'S IN LACKAWANNA AND LEAVES US HERE.

EVERYBODY'S BUSY. THEY'RE BUSY.

I HAVEN'T FILLED CANNOLIS IN 20 YEARS.

I HAVE TO FILL CANNOLIS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HELP HERE.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW ME AND BUDDY ARE RENEWING OUR VOWS.

I LOVE IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

WELL, WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU GUYS PLAN ON DOING?

HONESTLY, LISA, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

MY HUSBAND BASICALLY TOLD ME NOTHING.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE JUST INTIMATE --

JUST ME, HIM, AND THE KIDS.

BUT IF IT'S JUST ME -- THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME.

NOW, YOU KNOW I WANT THE WHOLE FAMILY THERE,

BECAUSE, FOR ME, IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT THE FAMILY.

HOW COULD YOU RENEW YOUR VOWS WITHOUT YOUR FAMILY?

Madeline: WITHOUT US?!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM!

MAYBE NOT THE BIG, BIG CRAZY PARTY, BUT AT LEAST THE FAMILY.

I'M THE MAID OF HONOR, AND MAURO'S THE BEST MAN.

HOW COULD WE NOT BE AT THIS?

Lisa V.: BUT THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM.

I SAID, "IT COULD BE INTIMATE WITH OUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY --

OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OUR PARENTS, AND THAT'S IT."

Madeline: AND HE SAID NO?

HE INSISTED ON IT SHOULD JUST BE ME, HIM, AND THE KIDS.

HE'S GONNA SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM, BECAUSE...

WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIM. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE. TRUST ME -- WE'LL BE THERE.

SO, THE PROBLEM IS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

I MEAN, I KNOW, 10 YEARS AGO, AS SOON AS HE PROPOSED,

THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO MY MIND

WAS I WANTED TO TRY WEDDING DRESSES ON, BUT DO I DO THAT?

YEAH, YOU NEED A FANCY DRESS. YOU'RE CELEBRATING.

YEAH, BUT IT'S -- IT'S LIKE A RENEWAL.

SHOULD I JUST GO TO, LIKE, THE STORE AND BUY A SIMPLE GOWN?

NO, WE'RE GONNA GO TO KLEINFELD'S.

IN THE CITY. THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING. KLEINFELD'S?

WHEN BUDDY AND I GOT MARRIED,

I WENT TO KLEINFELD IN MANHATTAN,

WHICH IS THE PLACE TO GO FOR A WEDDING GOWN.

I COULD SEE HOW YOU DO THAT FOR YOUR WEDDING,

BUT FOR A VOW RENEWAL, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT TOO EXCESSIVE.

I WANT IT TO BE MORE CASUAL, MORE LOW-KEY, MORE --

YEAH, WE'LL FIND A CASUAL, PRETTY DRESS AT KLEINFELD'S.

I DON'T WANT NOTHING POUFY, THOUGH.

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO POUFY.

YOU SHOULD GET SEXY -- NICE AND SEXY.

I'M NOT AS THIN AS I WAS 10 YEARS AGO.

HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD FOR FOUR KIDS.

I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU AN AMAZING DRESS.

YOU ARE GONNA LOOK AMAZINGLY SEXY IN IT.

AND BUDDY'S GONNA GO "DAMN!" WHEN HE SEES YOU.

I HOPE SO. ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL KLEINFELD'S.

WE'LL MAKE THE APPOINTMENT, AND WE'LL ALL JUST GO.

DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH CANNOLIS? NO, WE GOT IT.

WELL, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT NOW.

WE'LL COME BACK FOR THE CANNOLIS.

YEAH, EXACTLY. THE CANNOLIS CAN WAIT.

I'M GOING TO MAKE MY PHONE CALL. [ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S GONNA ADD TOO MUCH BASE.

WELL, WE'RE GONNA SHRINK IT, YOU KNOW?

WE COULD JUST HAVE THE CHAIN.

WE COULD JUST HAVE THE CHAIN

JUST HANGING OUT OF THE PIPE, TOO.

WE DON'T NEED THIS.

YEAH, I KNOW, BUT LET'S PICK IT UP.

WATCH. LIFT IT.

GOOD.

Buddy: THE BEEHIVE FOR THE HONEYBEE CAKE

HAS GOT TO LOOK LIKE IT'S DANGLING FROM A TREE.

SO ME AND MAURO ARE GONNA BUILD A STRUCTURE

THAT WILL SUPPORT THE WEIGHT OF THE CAKE.

I'M CARVING THIS BEEHIVE OUT OF LIKE SIX VANILLA ROUNDS,

FILLED WITH DELICIOUS HONEY CREAM.

HONEY CREAM.

ALL RIGHT. I GOT MY BEEHIVE.

SO, MAURO'S GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE DETAILS FOR THIS BEE CAKE

'CAUSE I WANT TO GET STARTED ON THIS PRANK CAKE,

'CAUSE I THINK I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

HOW WE DOING, PAUL? HEY, BUDDY, HOW YOU DOING?

WHAT'S GOING ON, FELLA? HOW'S EVERYTHING?

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. LISTEN.

MAURIZIO, LOOK. COME HERE.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO HERE.

PAUL ROMANO RUNS A COMPANY THAT DOES CUSTOM STONEWORK,

AND HE'S DOING ALL THE GRANITE WORK AT LACKAWANNA.

WHAT I WANT TO DO IS BUILD, LIKE, A TABLE --

LIKE, A CART, IF YOU WOULD SAY.

OKAY. OKAY?

WITH A HOLE IN IT, SO SOMEBODY COULD BE UNDERNEATH IT,

AND THEN THEY COULD JUST SMASH THE THING IN THEIR FACE.

I MEAN, I WOULD SAY A HOLE THIS SIZE IS PERFECT.

JUST ENOUGH FOR A HAND TO GO THROUGH.

JUST ENOUGH FOR THE HAND TO GO THROUGH.

OKAY.

SO, I GOT THE BOYS STARTED ON MY PLAN FOR THE CART.

NOW I JUST GOT TO LURE HIM IN.

DANIELLE, I'M GONNA -- I WANT TO WRITE A POEM HERE.

THE WAY I'M GONNA DO THIS

IS I'M GONNA PLACE THE POEM ON THE CAKE TO SUCKER HIM IN.

WHAT'S THE POEM GONNA BE ABOUT?

UM...ABOUT LOVE.

"YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART.

"I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS THAT WE ARE APART.

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE THE ACE.

MY PRESENT TO YOU IS CAKE IN THE FACE."

I AM A POET, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS POEM

IS THE VERY LAST LINE IS SO SMALL,

WHEN YOU LEAN IN TO READ IT --

BOOM! -- IT HITS YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE!

MAURIZIO, THIS IS GONNA --

THIS WHOLE IDEA IS VERY, VERY GENIUS.

I'M GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.

NO. [ CHUCKLES ]

NOW THAT ALL THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE...

OKAY, GET -- GET UNDER THERE.

...I GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS THING'S ACTUALLY GONNA WORK.

AND WHO BETTER TO TRY IT ON...

[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] ...THAN COUSIN STU?

JUST STAND BACK.

I WROTE THAT POEM. YOU WANT TO READ IT?

IS IT A HAIKU?

I WRITE POEMS.

ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT, NOW YOU COME. COME ON.

YOU AND JOEY ARE GONNA COME READ IT.

COULD YOU -- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ?

I CAN READ.

OKAY. READ IT LIKE A POEM.

LET'S HEAR IT.

"YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART.

I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

UH-HUH. I'M GOOD! AM I PRETTY GOOD OR NO?

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE THE FA--

THE ACE."

"MY PRESENT TO YOU IS A PIE IN THE FACE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

OHH!OHH! OHH!OHH!

"OHH!"

THANK GOD I HAVE 20/20!

Buddy: ALL RIGHT, THAT DIDN'T QUITE WORK.

SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW IS TRY IT

ON SOMEONE WHO'S A LITTLE BIT NEW TO THE BAKERY.

CHARLIE. YEAH, BOSS?

YOU LIKE POETRY?

YES, I DO.

I WANT YOU TO READ A POEM I WROTE.

READ IT. READ IT ALOUD, CHARLIE.

Charlie: "YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART."

"YOU COULD STAND THE DAY WE --" IS THAT A "YOU"?

"STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

"I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE AN ACE."

THAT'S RIGHT.

"MY PRESENT TO YOU IS --"

Charlie: "YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART."

"YOU COULD STAND THE DAY WE --" IS THAT A "YOU"?

"STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

"I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE AN ACE."

THAT'S RIGHT.

"MY PRESENT TO YOU IS A CA--"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

GANACHE!

Buddy: THE PRANK WORKED TO THE "T," BABY.

SOLID. THAT WAS SOLID!

THAT WAS GREAT, BOSS. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

Buddy: SO, THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO ON THIS CAKE

IS PULL THE PRANK ON HER HUSBAND.

THAT WAS -- THAT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION.

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

Madeline: HI, BUD.

LISTEN, I'M A LITTLE SAD.

YOUR WIFE TOLD ME THAT, FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY,

THAT IT WAS ONLY THE TWO OF YOU.

I ALMOST CRIED.

NO, I SAID JUST MY FAMILY, LIKE ME, MY WIFE, AND MY KIDS.

AND WHAT ABOUT US?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, LISTEN,

WE ALWAYS DO A LOT OF THINGS TOGETHER,

AND I FIGURED I WANT TO DO SOMETHING

THAT'S JUST NICE AND SIMPLE. NO.

YOU CAN GO OUT TO DINNER ONE NIGHT, SEPARATELY, WITH THEM,

BUT THE BIG CELEBRATION -- WE HAVE TO DO TOGETHER.

YOU WOULD BE OFFENDED IF I HAD A PARTY AND YOU DIDN'T COME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A PARTY?

LIKE, ME, MY WIFE, AND KIDS, YOU KNOW, TO GO CELEBRATE.

IF IT WAS YOU, YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR KIDS,

YEAH, I THINK IF YOU CELEBRATED YOUR -- YOU WERE HIS BEST MAN!

YOU KNOW THAT, SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE IN. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ARGUING?

Buddy: LOOK, WHAT MADELINE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

IS I'M SO FRIGGING BUSY, I JUST WANT THIS TO BE SPECIAL

FOR ME, MY WIFE, AND MY KIDS.

WE'RE GOING TOGETHER.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

THINK ABOUT IT.

PROMISE.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT.

LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU BACCALàS OVER HERE.

YOU WANT TO COME ON MY VACATION.

Buddy: I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET THIS CAKE DONE.

FOR THIS BEEHIVE CAKE, WE'RE COVERING THE SUPPORT

WITH BROWN MODELING CHOCOLATE

AND SCRATCHING IT UP SO IT HAS TEXTURE,

SO IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A TREE TRUNK.

ALL RIGHT, SO ALL THE SIDES ARE DONE.

I COULD STRETCH IT OUT.

DO ONE THING AT A TIME.

THEN WE'RE COVERING THE HIVE IN MODELING CHOCOLATE.

AND WE'RE MOLDING IN SOME RIDGES

SO IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A HIVE.

I HOPE THEY COME AND STING YOU RIGHT IN YOUR BUTT.

ARE YOU ALLERGIC?

I'M ALLERGIC. THAT'S WHY I'M ALL PUFFED UP.

ONE OF THEM BIT ME THE OTHER DAY.

IT LOOKS LIKE A HIVE, BRO.

[ GRUNTS ]

GOT IT. IN.

OKAY. GOOD. THIS IS GOOD.

THIS BEEHIVE CAKE IS REALLY STARTING TO COME TOGETHER,

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THIS PRANK CAKE

AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

A YEAR AGO, SARAH AND PHILIP GOT MARRIED,

AND AT THE RECEPTION, HE SMASHED CAKE IN HER FACE.

GOING DOWN.

SO, TODAY, THEY'RE THROWING A PARTY

TO CELEBRATE THEIR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

AND ME AND SARAH HAVE COOKED UP A PLAN TO GET A LITTLE REVENGE.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MESS THIS UP.

OKAY. YOU GOT TO GET INSIDE NOW.

WE SHOULD PUT SHELVING IN THIS FOR NEXT TIME --

KEEP A SPARE HANDLE UNDERNEATH.

LET ME JUST MAKE SURE THAT -- MAKE SURE YOU'RE CENTERED.

THIS IS A BIGGER CAKE, SO DON'T SCREW THIS UP, ALL RIGHT?

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

HOW WE DOING, GUYS?

THAT IS BIG.

HOW WE DOING, GUYS?

PRETTY GOOD.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

THANKS SO MUCH. THANK YOU.

AS A LITTLE SURPRISE,

YOUR NEW WIFE WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU,

AND SHE WROTE A REALLY SPECIAL POEM FOR YOU.

AND IF YOU WOULD DO THE HONORS AND READ IT

AND SHARE IT WITH EVERYBODY HERE,

I THINK THEY WOULD REALLY ENJOY IT.

DEFINITELY. YEAH, READ THAT POEM.

ALL RIGHTY. HERE. LET ME SET YOU UP HERE.

THANKS. GO AHEAD.

SO, IT SAYS, "YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART.

I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART."

YEAH.

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE THE ACE.

MY PRESENT TO YOU IS --"

Philip: "YOU ACTED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART.

I CAN'T STAND THE DAYS WE ARE APART." YEAH.

"IF YOU WERE A CARD, YOU WOULD BE THE ACE.

MY PRESENT TO YOU IS A CAKE IN THE --"

OH, GOD!

[ LAUGHTER ]

HANG ON. HANG ON.

I GOT -- I GOT TO SAY, THOUGH,

THIS IS THE BEST-TASTING THING I'VE EVER HAD ON MY FACE BEFORE.

[ LAUGHTER ] MMM!

SARAH, BRING YOUR MOUTH OVER HERE!

YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO GIVE THE WIFE A KISS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

GIVE HIM A BIG KISS.

MWAH!

LISTEN, SHE SAID THE WEDDING CAKE --

YOU GOT ALL OVER HER,

AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GET EVEN WITH YOU.

AND HERE'S YOUR REAL CAKE.

OH, WOW. ALL RIGHT?

SHE TOTALLY GOT YOU ON THAT ONE.

I THINK I CAN HEAR THE SUGAR INSIDE MY EAR RIGHT NOW.

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

ALL SERIOUSNESS -- WE'RE HAPPY.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY.

WE KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE THE THEATER, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,

SO WE MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL CAKE FOR YOU.

AND IT'S GONNA TASTE

JUST AS GOOD AS THE ONE THAT GOT SMASHED IN YOUR FACE.

[ Laughing ] I NEVER DREAMED THEY WOULD THROW

THE WHOLE CAKE AT HIM.

I WAS REALLY SHOCKED.

BUT IT WAS HYSTERICAL.

Philip: SHE DEFINITELY GOT BACK AT ME,

AND I'M GONNA DEFINITELY GONNA STAY

ON HER GOOD SIDE FROM NOW ON --

LOTS OF BACK RUBS AND BEING A GOOD LITTLE HUSBAND,

LIKE WE ALL SHOULD BE.

[ LAUGHS ]

Buddy: DO I HAVE A YELLOW AIRBRUSH?

YELLOW, BROWN, AND BLACK AIRBRUSH -- I NEED.

PUT THE RIBBON AROUND IT.

DANIELLE, KEEP ASKING ME WHAT I NEED.

DON'T DO NOTHING ELSE TILL THIS CAKE IS DONE.

WHAT COLOR RIBBON DO YOU WANT? BLACK!

[ AIR WHOOSHING ]

Buddy: A YEAR AGO TODAY,

NEW YORK CITY LEGALIZED BEEKEEPING.

AND THE NEW YORK CITY BEEKEEPING ASSOCIATION

IS HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE.

D, GIVE ME THE BEES.

Mauro: GIVE IT A NICE SHINE -- THE HONEY. [ LAUGHS ]

Buddy: ALL RIGHT, IT LOOKS GOOD.

PUT IT IN THE TRUCK, MAURO.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ BUZZING ]

Buddy: SO, ME AND DANNY GET TO THE PLACE

WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER THIS CAKE.

HONEY ALL OVER.

READY, SWEET PEA?

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M NOT EXACTLY CRAZY

ABOUT DELIVERING THIS CAKE

WHERE THERE'S GONNA BE A BUNCH OF BEES.

WHAT IF THEY WANT THEIR HONEY BACK?!

OH, LOOK AT IT!

[ CROWD OHHs ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: ALL RIGHT. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?

GOOD JOB, BUDDY. THANK YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

VERY NICE. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING? HI. HOW YOU DOING, GUYS?

HELLO. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?

SO, I JUST GOT ONE LAST FINISHING TOUCH

THAT I WANTED TO DO HERE.

I JUST WANTED TO...

WHOA!WHOA! WHOA!WHOA!

WE HAD A LOT OF FUN MAKING THIS CAKE, YOU KNOW?

THE HONEY YOU PRODUCE IS SO AMAZING AND SO DELICIOUS.

AND THE BEES TAKE THE CREDIT. I JUST TOOK IT AWAY FROM THEM.

WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID OR THEY DID, IT WAS GOOD.

WE WANTED TO REPRESENT, YOU KNOW,

MAKING HONEY IN NEW YORK CITY,

SO WE KIND OF LET SOME DRIPPING HONEY

FALL OFF THE HIVE HERE

AND JUST KIND OF, LIKE, INFUSE IN THE CAKE.

IN THE CAKE, BUDDY WAS ABLE

TO PUT A NICE CITYSCAPE DOWN THERE AT THE BOTTOM

AND, ALSO, SHOW THAT HONEYBEES

AND THE HIVE IS A PART OF NATURE.

IT WAS PERFECT.

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME HONEY CAKE?!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

LISTEN, I STILL THINK PLAYING WITH BEES IS A LITTLE CRAZY.

BUT TO SEE THESE GUYS ACTUALLY GETTING IN TOUCH WITH NATURE

IN THE MIDDLE OF MANHATTAN IN NEW YORK CITY

AND MAKING A DELICIOUS PRODUCT IS PHENOMENAL.