Original subtitles

OKAY, GUYS. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO'S COMING TO CARLO'S BAKERY?

YOU LOOKING AT ME?

Buddy: ON THIS EPISODE OF "CAKE BOSS"...

WE SHOULD BURY THAT CAKE AND BUILD A CHURCH OVER IT.

THIS IS BEGINNING TO REMIND ME OF -- OF A JOE PESCI MOVIE.

[ Laughing ] YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 50 TI--

WELL, NOT YET. IT'S ONLY 49 TIMES.

SHE MARRIED THE LIBERTY BELL? FOR REAL?

WE WERE RAISED NOT TO JUDGE, MAURO.

"GET TO KNOW ME, KELLY."

DANNY SMELLS LIKE FROSTING.

YEAH.

I WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT,

SOMETHING THAT THEY'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

PLEASE WELCOME BUDDY VALASTRO!

BUDDY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

YOU GOT TWO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, THREE LOBSTER TAILS.

AND THE COOKIES, CHOCOLATE FILLED...

HI. HI, BUDDY.

IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

MY NAME IS MARIA,

AND I'M BETTER KNOWN AS MARIA THE KOREAN BRIDE.

MARIA THE KOREAN BRIDE?

SO, I'M HERE BECAUSE I NEED A CAKE.

OKAY.

I'VE BEEN MARRIED 49 TIMES IN 49 STATES TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

AND MY FINAL 50th WEDDING IS COMING UP IN NEW YORK CITY.

IT'S LUCKY NUMBER 50? [ Laughing ] YES, IT IS.

YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO 49 DIFFERENT GROOMS...

CORRECT.

...IN 49 DIFFERENT STATES. THAT IS CORRECT.

WAIT A SECOND. DID YOU TRY TO DO IT?

IS THIS, LIKE, A MARATHON OR SOMETHING?

IT'S ACTUALLY AN ART PROJECT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "AN ART PROJECT"?

TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MARRIED.

BECAUSE I JUST THINK THAT PEOPLE GET DIVORCED SO EASILY,

SO THIS IS MY --

[ Laughing ] I AGREE, BUT YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 50 TI--

WELL, NOT YET. IT'S ONLY 49 TIMES.

ALL RIGHT.

SO, 50th WEDDING IS COMING UP IN TIMES SQUARE.

BUT IS THIS A REAL WEDDING NOW? YOU GET MARRIED AND DIVORCED?

I DON'T REALLY GET IT.

I GO THROUGH THE MOTION OF THE WEDDING.

OKAY.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES SO YOU GET BETTER IDEAS.

SO, I THOUGHT YOU'RE IN NEW JERSEY,

IT'S ONLY FITTING FOR ME TO BRING A JERSEY GROOM HERE.

AND THIS IS IN HAWAII.

Buddy: NOW I GET IT.

MARIA'S AN ARTIST, AND THESE WEDDINGS ARE LIKE PERFORMANCES.

AND SHE'S ALL OVER THE COUNTRY MARRYING NOT JUST GUYS,

BUT ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

SHE GOT MARRIED TO THE FREAKING LIBERTY BELL!

IN KENTUCKY, I MARRIED A THOROUGHBRED HORSE.

I COULDN'T FIND ANY GROOMS!

[ LAUGHS ]

HERE AT CARLO'S BAKERY, I GET THEM ALL.

BUT MARIA'S STORY?

I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT'S KIND OF LIKE,

"UH, WHAT THE -- WHO THE WHAT?"

FOR THIS KOREAN-BRIDE CAKE,

I'M GONNA DO A CLASSIC THREE-TIERED WEDDING CAKE

WITH A STENCIL PATTERN AROUND.

AND THEN I'M GONNA PUT SOME FIGURINES

OF SOME OF HER DIFFERENT GROOMS AROUND THE CAKE.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 50. 50 MARRIAGES.

50 WEDDINGS. YEAH.

IS SHE DIVORCED FROM ALL OF THESE?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS.

YEAH, SHE DIVORCED ALL OF THEM.

SHE DIVORCED ALL OF THEM?

YEAH. BROKE QUITE A FEW HEARTS.

I IMAGINE THE THOROUGHBRED HAD A LONG FACE AFTER THAT ONE.

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

THE LIBERTY BELL'S ALL BROKEN UP OVER IT.

YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

OKAY, GUYS. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO'S COMING TO CARLO'S BAKERY?

REGIS FROM "REGIS AND KELLY"!

SO, PLEASE, WHEN HE COMES HERE,

PLEASE TAKE A COUPLE STEPS BACK TOWARDS THE DOOR.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

REGIS PHILBIN IS COMING TO THE BAKERY TODAY

TO SHOOT A SEGMENT FOR HIS SHOW.

Regis: AND HERE WE ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF CARLO'S BAKERY,

WELL-KNOWN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, ALL OVER THE WORLD.

AND LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE ALL LINED UP.

I'M GONNA TRY TO TEACH HIM HOW TO DO SOME CAKE DECORATING.

BUT LATER THIS WEEK,

I'M GONNA GO LIVE ON THE "REGIS AND KELLY" SHOW.

HI. HOW YOU DOING?

WHERE'S MY NUMBER?

HOW ABOUT A CUPCAKE? ALL I WANT IS A CUPCAKE.

BUDDY! REGIS!

HEY! THERE HE IS! HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

I WAS OUT THERE LOOKING FOR YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

GOING GOOD. BOY, IT LOOKS LIKE A TERRIFIC OPERATION.

OH, WE LOVE IT.

SO, LISTEN, BUDDY, YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

I WANT TO LEARN HOW BAKE A CAKE,

BUT I DON'T MEAN JUST A LITTLE LAYER CAKE.

I MEAN THE BIG STUFF THAT YOU DO.

I GOT YOU.

Buddy: SO, WE GOT REGIS SET UP WITH A CHEF'S JACKET.

HEY.

BUTTON HIM UP. GET HIM ALL -- YOU LOOK SHARP IN THAT.

I LIKE THIS. GOOD FIT. GOOD FIT.

AND I ASKED REGIS TO HELP ME OUT WITH AN ONGOING PROJECT OF MINE.

THERE'S ONE LAST THING THAT WE GOT TO DO.

WHAT?

OKAY, ANYBODY AT THE BAKERY WHO WORKS HERE,

WE LIKE TO PRANK, YOU KNOW, THE YOUNGER GUYS.

OH, REALLY? YEAH?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE TEASE THEM A LITTLE BIT.

I LOVE THOSE!

SO, WHAT I WANT TO DO IS WHEN WE'RE UPSTAIRS IS,

MY COUSIN ANTHONY --

WE'RE GONNA GET ANTHONY. WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HIM.

SO, WHAT WE DO IS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE LOOKED AT YOU.

LIKE HE LOOKED YOU IN THE EYE OR LOOKED AT YOUR HAIR.

YEAH.

AND I'M TAKING UMBRAGE OF THAT. YEAH.

HEY, WAS THIS GUY LOOKING -- YOU LOOKING AT ME?

YEAH, SEE...

ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME, ANTHONY?!

YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. WE'LL DO THAT.

HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND THEN, BAH-BAH-BAH!

HE'S GONNA GET HIT WITH SOMETHING.

OH, HE IS? WITH A PIE.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. EXCUSE ME.

IS THIS A LITTLE PRANK ON REGIS?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WE GET REGIS ALL SET UP FOR ANTHONY.

IS THAT HIS NAME? YEAH, ANTHONY.

AND THEN REGIS GETS IT IN THE FACE.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S WHY REGIS IS WEARING THIS.

I SEE THROUGH THIS. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHENEVER GELMAN IS HAPPY, I SEE A VILL--

I SEE SOMETHING HAPPEN BAD TO ME.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT.

WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN.

Buddy: SO, I TAKE REGIS UPSTAIRS, AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM

HOW WE DO A TRADITIONAL BUTTERCREAM CAKE.

SO YOU SQUEEZE IT ON.

RIGHT.

AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT TO BE LIKE PERFECTLY SMOOTH.

NICE AND EASY.

AND THIS IS THE WAY THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS, HUH?

THIS IS THE WAY WE DID BUTTERCREAM CAKES FOR YEARS.

NICE AND EVEN.

PERFECTO. OKAY?

YOU SAW WHAT I DID, RIGHT, REGIS?

OF COURSE I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT, YOU THINK THAT'S SO HARD, BUDDY?

YOU'RE WEARING THE JACKET. MAKE ME PROUD.

YOU WANT ME TO SPIN IT? YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE, REGIS.

I'M SQUEEZING.

BEAUTIFULLY DONE! YOU GOT TO ADMIT, BUDDY.

EH? ALL RIGHT.

HONEST TO GOD, I SENSE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS

AND YOU'RE VERY IMPRESSED, AREN'T YOU?

AREN'T YOU, BUDDY?

Anthony: WHAT ARE YOU MAKING HERE?

Regis: COUSIN ANTHONY? Buddy: THIS IS COUSIN ANTHONY.

HE WORKS HERE? WHAT DOES ANTHONY DO?

ANTHONY -- ANTHONY'S ACTUALLY --

HE'S AN APPRENTICE BAKER. YEAH.

I'VE BEEN AN APPRENTICE BAKER FOR 10 YEARS NOW.

10 YEARS AS AN APPRENTICE?

HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING.

TWO YEARS. THREE.

THREE YEARS. THREE YEARS.

IT'S HARD, HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

ANTHONY GIVES ME ONE OF THOSE LOOKS, YOU KNOW?

WHY YOU LOOKING AT REGIS FOR?

WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME?

WHY, ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME IS WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU?

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M LOOKING AT YOU. IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU GOT A CHEF COAT QUICKER THAN I DID.

OH!

OH! THAT'S WHAT GOT YOU CRAZY.

I DON'T LIKE THAT.

I THINK YOU OWE REGIS AN APOLOGY.

WHY? YOU LOOKED AT HIM.

I LOOKED AT -- YEAH, YOU --

REGIS, HOW YOU DOING?

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I EVEN --

THIS IS BEGINNING TO REMIND ME OF -- OF A JOE PESCI MOVIE.

Regis: THIS IS BEGINNING TO REMIND ME OF --

OF A JOE PESCI MOVIE.

[ LAUGHS ]

GELMAN! WHERE ARE YOU?

GELMAN, PLEASE!

I'M SO TIRED OF GETTING PIED!

THANKS, ANTHONY. THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

[ SIGHS ]

WANT TO LEAVE FRIENDS, ANTHONY.

IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE.

YOU'RE GONNA GET A BIG PROMOTION OUT OF THIS.

I HOPE SO.

Buddy: SO, NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW REGIS

HOW WE DECORATE CAKES HOBOKEN STYLE, BABY.

I'M GONNA USE WHITE

AND THEN ADD LITTLE BLUE ACCENTS.

BUT THIS IS YOUR CAKE. YOU DO ALL THE ART.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY, I WILL.

YOU GOT THE BLUE THERE.

OKAY? YEAH.

YOU DON'T WANT A TIP ON IT, REGIS?

[ LAUGHS ]

A TIP? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

LIKE, LOOK AT THIS HERE. LOOK WHAT I'M GONNA DO HERE.

SEE?

NO, I DON'T NEED THAT.

OKAY.

THERE'S MORE ON YOUR JACKET THAN ON THE CAKE.

OH, MY GOD!

DID YOU PUT THAT THERE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING?

[ LAUGHS ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPIN YOUR ARM.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPIN THE TURNTABLE.

SPIN THIS, WILL YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]

NOW, THAT LOOKS GOOD TO ME SO FAR.

I DON'T KNOW, REGIS. AH.

SO, WHILE NOBODY IS LISTENING, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

DO I HAVE A FUTURE IN THIS?

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

WHAT?

WE SHOULD BURY THAT CAKE AND BUILD A CHURCH OVER IT

AND SAY A PRAYER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I TRIED, AND I'M DISAPPOINTED.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE A LOT EASIER. IT'S NOT.

BUDDY, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW,

IT'D BE NICE IF YOU BROUGHT A CAKE FOR THE STAFF,

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FOR THEM.

SPECIAL CAKE, THOUGH.

SPECIAL CAKE FOR THEM. THEY'D LOVE IT.

REGIS, IT WAS A PLEASURE HAVING YOU, BROTHER.

THANKS, BUDDY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

Buddy: IT WAS SO SPECIAL TO HAVE REGIS AND HIS WHOLE CREW

AT THE BAKERY,

AND I'M PUMPED TO BE GOING ON HIS SHOW.

BUT NOW I GOT TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT KIND OF CAKE I'M GONNA SURPRISE HIM WITH.

BUT RIGHT NOW,

I GOT TO GET WORKING ON THIS KOREAN-BRIDE CAKE.

I GOT TO SAY, THE HORSE, THE COW --

SHE MARRIED THE LIBERTY BELL? FOR REAL?

YOU KNOW, WE WERE RAISED NOT TO JUDGE, MAURO.

SHE MARRIED THE LIBERTY BELL.

SO, FOR MARIA THE KOREAN BRIDE,

I'M DOING A MODERN-STYLE WEDDING CAKE WITH THREE SQUARE TIERS

OF CHOCOLATE SPONGE FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

OKAY.

SO, WHEN MARIA DOES THESE WEDDINGS,

EVEN THOUGH SHE MIGHT BE GETTING MARRIED

TO, LIKE, A TREE OR WHATEVER,

SHE STILL DRESSES UP LIKE A TRADITIONAL KOREAN BRIDE,

SO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING REAL FORMAL LIKE THAT.

I LIKE THIS DESIGN BECAUSE I WANT IT VERY TAILORED

AND, YOU KNOW, DETAILED.

I LOVE THIS.

GOD BLESS HER AND HER CAUSE, BUT...

I'M OLD SCHOOL. LISTEN, SHE'S --

YOU MARRY ONE TIME, AND THAT'S IT.

I'M ALL ABOUT PROVING A POINT,

BUT I THINK SHE TOOK IT A LITTLE TOO FAR.

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC,

AND I THINK EVERYBODY DESERVES A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING CAKE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GOOD.

[ GRUMBLING ]

Buddy: SO, FOR THIS REGIS AND KELLY CAKE,

I DECIDE TO MAKE REGIS AND KELLY.

REGIS WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM A TRADITIONAL TIERED CAKE,

AND I FIGURED THAT HIS CREW WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF GETTING

A PIECE OF REGIS.

OH, KELLY RIPA, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL.

Buddy: DOING A BUST OF SOMEONE

IS THE HARDEST POSSIBLE CAKE YOU CAN MAKE.

I MEAN, NOT ONLY DO YOU GOT TO GET ALL THE PROPORTIONS RIGHT,

BUT YOU HAVE TO KILL THE DETAILS,

OTHERWISE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THE PERSON.

SO I PUT RALPH AND JUAN WORKING ON IT

'CAUSE THEY'RE THE BEST GUYS I GOT

TO WORK ON THIS KIND OF PROJECT.

HEY, BOB-O.

HOW YOU DOING?

WHAT'S UP, CAP?

JUST CAME TO CHECK OUT THE NEW PLACE, YOU KNOW?

BIG, RIGHT? YEAH.

YOU GOT A MINUTE OR WHAT?

YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S UP?

Joey: BOB-O WAS MY FIRST CAPTAIN

WHEN I GOT IN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT,

AND WE'RE STILL GOOD FRIENDS.

HE'S RETIRED NOW.

I GOT A COUPLE CALLS FROM GUYS AT WORK.

THEY SAID THAT YOU'RE -- YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT LEAVING.

YEAH. IT'S A DECISION THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE.

FIRE DEPARTMENT'S IN YOUR BLOOD, MAN.

Bob: FIRE DEPARTMENT'S IN YOUR BLOOD, MAN.

I DON'T WANT TO. I TOLD YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM,

BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT HERE.

IT'S LIKE HAVING TWO FAMILIES. IT'S LIKE LIVING TWO LIVES.

I REMEMBER GUYS QUITTING YEARS AGO, MAN.

THEY ALWAYS REGRETTED IT, YOU KNOW?

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU GOT? YOU GOT 14 YEARS ON, RIGHT?

14.

THAT'S A LONG TIME.

IT'S A LOT TO LEAVE.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS, JOEY, YOU GOT TO LIVE WITH THIS DECISION, YOU KNOW?

YOU GOT TO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR IN THE MORNING

WHEN YOU'RE SHAVING.

AND IF YOU REGRET IT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT.

YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER. YOU'RE REALLY NOT MAKING --

YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING IT HARDER.

Joey: I HAD MY MIND ALMOST MADE UP

AND GET MY NERVE UP TO LEAVE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

AND JUST BE HERE FULL-TIME.

BUT THEN WHEN BOB-O PUTS IT IN PERSPECTIVE

AND, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH SO MUCH WITH THESE GUYS

AND DEPENDING ON EACH OTHER,

I DON'T THINK I CAN LEAVE THAT EASY.

COME ON. LET ME SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE PLACE.

Woman: NUMBER 15?

Buddy: CAN I HAVE CLIPPERS?

CLIPPERS?

THE RECEPTION FOR MARIA THE KOREAN BRIDE CAKE

IS THIS AFTERNOON.

SO I GOT TO GET THE GROOMS ALL ON THIS CAKE

AND GET IT TO MANHATTAN PRONTO.

OH. SHE MARRIED THE GRIM REAPER?

THIS LADY'S MARRIED ALL KINDS OF STUFF --

PEOPLE, ANIMALS, THINGS -- IN 49 STATES.

AND THE NEW YORK GROOM, LUCKY GUY, HE'S THE LAST ONE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GATHER AROUND!

WE ARE ABOUT TO START THE WEDDING

OF MARIA THE KOREAN BRIDE AND HER 50th GROOM, RAM.

Pastor: GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. GOOD TO BE HERE.

BRIDE AND GROOM, ARE YOU READY?

YES. OKAY.

TAKE THAT RING. PLACE IT ON HER FINGER.

CONGRATULATIONS. MAY YOU KISS THE BRIDE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S RAINING.

Buddy: DON'T GET THE CAKE WET.

COME ON. TIME THE DRIPS.

ALL RIGHT, GO.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

WHOA!

HEY!

HEY, HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME ON. COME ON IN. COME ON IN. PUT IT UP HERE.

TURN IT AROUND.

WHOO-HOO!

WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ LAUGHS ]

HUH?

WHEN DID YOU MARRY THE REAPER?

[ APPLAUSE ]

BUDDY, I'M SPEECHLESS.

WELL, YOU KNOW, WE WANTED TO INCORPORATE SOME OF YOUR --

SOME OF THE PEOPLE AND THINGS AND...OBJECTS YOU MARRIED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HERE IS MY 50th HUSBAND. I THINK THAT IS.

THERE IT IS.

I'M NOT THE HEIFER. I'M THE INDIAN GUY RIGHT THERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S ME.

WE WANTED TO PUT YOU ON THERE. WE WANTED TO PUT 50.

AND THEN WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT HAVE 51 OR 52 FOR YOU.

OH, NO WAY.

[ LAUGHTER ] WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I WANT TO BE 51.

[ CHEERING ]

MY CAKE -- WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M SPEECHLESS.

AND TO SEE ME ON THE TOP,

I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M ON THE TOP OF THE TOTEM,

BUT IT'S THE OTHER PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER

TO MAKE THIS PROJECT COMPLETE.

ALL RIGHT, CUZ.

SO I'M HONORED TO SEE THAT, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A BITE.

Buddy: FEED EACH OTHER.

MMM.

MMM. IT'S GREAT.

OH, WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

I GOT TO TAKE THESE GUYS BACK BEFORE YOU MARRY THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. BYE-BYE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Ralph: OKAY. HERE'S WHERE WE'RE AT.

SHE NEEDS HAIR AND DETAILS

BECAUSE WE GOT TO GET THIS AND THAT FINISHED, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S GOT TO BE DONE TONIGHT.

NO PROBLEM. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

Buddy: THE "LIVE! WITH REGIS AND KELLY" SHOW

TAPES AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING, SO EVERYBODY'S STAYING LATE TONIGHT

TO HELP GET THESE BUSTS FINISHED.

I GOT TYNE FINISHING UP DETAILS ON THE BUSTS OF REGIS AND KELLY.

THEN I GOT DANNY MAKING BASES FOR THEM OUT OF CAKE TIERS.

ALL RIGHT, LIZ. BRING ME THE STUFF.

FOR THESE BASES,

I GOT LESLIE AND LIZ MAKING FONDANT DECORATIONS

OF REGIS AND KELLY'S FAVORITE THINGS.

SO, REGIS GETS SOME SPORTS STUFF.

LET'S THROW SOME SHAMROCK.

SOME SYMBOLS OF HIS IRISH HERITAGE.

A LITTLE BLINGY SHOE, KELLY.

AND KELLY'S CAKE

IS MORE OF A FASHIONISTA GIRLY GIRL-TYPE DESIGN.

WHAT GIRL DOESN'T LIKE A LITTLE SHIMMER, HUH?

THAT'S ONE LADY THAT I WOULD LIKE TO MEET. SHE'S GORGEOUS.

Buddy: YOU LIKE KELLY, DANNY? YEAH.

YOU WANT TO COME ON THIS DELIVERY SO YOU CAN MEET KELLY?

YOU WANT ME TO MEET HER? COULD I MEET HER?

YOU WANT TO MEET HER?

YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER?

"GET TO KNOW ME, KELLY." [ LAUGHS ]

YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK?

WHY NOT? I'M GONNA TRY IT.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BEAUTIFUL. THEY LOOK GOOD.

I THINK IT LOOKS ADORABLE.

YEAH, I THINK THEY BOTH LOOK GOOD.

DANNY?

SHE LOOKS GOOD. YEAH?

YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH.

LISTEN, I'M JUST SAYING,

YOU TWO BETTER NOT EMBARRASS ME WITH KELLY.

BE LIKE TWO PUPPY DOGS.

BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

CHECK YOUR TONGUES AT THE DOOR.

THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,

WE HEAD OUT TO WABC STUDIOS IN MANHATTAN

WHERE THEY TAPE "REGIS AND KELLY."

WE'RE REAL EXCITED TO BE HERE.

READY TO GO? YOU GOT YOUR CAKES READY?

I'M READY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL.

THEY PUT US IN THIS GREEN ROOM TO WAIT UNTIL WE GO ON.

LOOK AT YOUR SHORTS.

YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE DRESSED A LITTLE BIT.

DID YOU KNIT THOSE YOURSELF?

NO, AND THEN JUST CUT THEM WITH A SCISSOR.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEY.

Buddy: HELLO. HEY, KELLY.

HOW ARE YOU?

HI. HI.

THIS IS MY NEPHEW ROBERT.

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, JOE. MY COUSIN ANTHONY.

HEY, ANTHONY. AND DANNY.

HI, DANNY. DANNY'S A HUGE FAN.

COME OVER HERE.

DANNY.

THIS IS MY NEPHEW ROBERT.

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, JOE. MY COUSIN ANTHONY.

HEY, ANTHONY. AND DANNY.

HI, DANNY.

DANNY'S A HUGE FAN. COME OVER HERE.

DANNY.

HE'S A BIG FAN. HI, DANNY.

HOW'S IT GOING? NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M KELLY.

[ LAUGHTER ] WOW.

DANNY LIKES MY OUTFIT. OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE. WOW.

THANKS FOR DOING THE SHOW.

OH, KELLY, CAN DANNY HAVE A PICTURE BEFORE YOU GO?

OF COURSE.

WOW.

COME ON, DANNY. THIS IS HAPPENING.

GET TO KNOW ME, KELLY.

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

SHE LOOKS JUST EXCITED. [ LAUGHS ]

DANNY SMELLS LIKE FROSTING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU LIKE IT? YEAH, I DO.

SEE YOU LATER. TAKE CARE, KELLY.

BYE.

YOU THINK KELLY'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW WITH REGIS,

"GUESS WHO I JUST TOOK A PICTURE WITH"?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S THE LAST DAY OF OUR "DO IT" WEEK,

AND REGIS WENT TO HOBOKEN TO DO IT. TAKE A LOOK.

Buddy: YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT A TIP ON IT, REGIS?

A TIP? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

LIKE, LOOK AT THIS HERE. LOOK WHAT I'M GONNA DO HERE.

SEE?

NO, I DON'T NEED THAT.

WHAT THE HELL?

[ LAUGHTER ]

MODERN ART. NO, YOU GOT TO LOOK AT IT FOR A WHILE

TO REALLY GRASP WHAT I'M DOING.

BUDDY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WELL, AFTER MY LESSON,

I ASKED BUDDY TO CREATE A SPECIAL CAKE FOR THE STAFF,

AND HE BROUGHT IT WITH HIM TODAY.

PLEASE WELCOME BUDDY VALASTRO!

BUDDY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HEY!

MY COUSIN REGIS. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, KELLY. HOW ARE YOU? [ SMOOCHES ]

GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

BUDDY, I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT ABUSE

BECAUSE I TURNED DOWN THE TIP.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I HAD TO HAVE IT.

I SHOULD HAVE HAD IT.

I SAID, "PUT THE TIP ON IT."

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TIP IS!

I SHOWED YOU! I SAYS, "LOOK WHAT IT DOES,"

AND YOU SAYS, "NO, I DON'T NEED THAT."

COME ON. YOU WAS... YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.

YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.

DO I HAVE A FUTURE IN YOUR BUSINESS?

MAYBE AS A TASTER. MAYBE WE'LL LET YOU TASTE A LITTLE BIT.

THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT.

NOW, WE ASKED TO MAKE A CAKE FOR THE "LIVE!" STAFF.

YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO THAT, I HEAR.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT. BRING OUT THE CAKES!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, MY GOD.

HOLY COW!

LET'S GO AROUND AND LOOK AT THIS, KID.

WHY, IT'S RONALD REAGAN!

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND REGIS PHILBIN!

LOOK AT ALL THE SPECIALTY RIGHT HERE.

Buddy: HEY, KELLY. YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY THAT REGIS DIDN'T MAKE THAT.

I AM THRILLED.

BELIEVE ME, THIS IS THE PRETTIEST I'VE EVER LOOKED.

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT IT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN KELLY LOOK LIKE THAT FROM THE NECK DOWN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THERE'S TWO THRILLING NEW CHARACTERS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Buddy: I MEAN, WHAT AN AWESOME WEEK.

REGIS AND KELLY GOT A BIG KICK OUT OF THEIR CAKES.

THE AUDIENCE LOVED IT.

BUDDY, YOU WERE TERRIFIC. THANKS VERY, VERY MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Regis: HE MADE IT LOOK SO EASY.

HE RAN THAT THING AROUND THE CAKE,

AND EVERYTHING LOOKED GREAT.

I CAN DO THAT, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIP.

IF I HAD THE TIP, I WOULD HAVE BEEN DYNAMITE.

THE CAKE THEY MADE FOR ME -- WELL, I LOOK LIKE RONALD REAGAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

WHICH ISN'T BAD. I GOT A KICK OUT OF HER, THOUGH.

I NEVER SAW HER LOOK THAT VOLUPTUOUS IN MY LIFE.

Buddy: PLEASURE MAKING THESE CAKES FOR YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. YOU'RE THE BEST.

THANK YOU, EVERYONE! TAKE CARE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS A GREAT TIME.

AND TO BE ABLE TO SEE REGIS, I MEAN,

A LIVING LEGEND DO HIS THING WAS SO INSPIRING TO ME.

HERE'S TO YOU, REGIS.