Original subtitles

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YEAH-EAH!

ON THIS EPISODE OF

"CAKE BOSS"...

>> YOU WANT TO GET IT THE CAR?

I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK YOU.

>> I GOT TO SAY, I'VE NEVER BEEN

IN A ROLLS-ROYCE BEFORE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> * MAKIN' A HOT DOG

>> WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS --

>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

YOU'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.

I'M READY TO TELL HIM THAT I'VE

BASICALLY HAD IT.

>> THESE TWO NICE GIRLS WANT TO

BE THE FIRST GAY COUPLE TO GET

MARRIED IN NEW YORK.

>> WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MESS

IT UP.

>> OKAY.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

>> 48! DOWN HERE.

>> WHOA.

>> IS BUDDY AROUND?

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> BUDDY. IS BUDDY AROUND?

I WANT TO TALK TO BUDDY.

>> YOU WANT TO TALK TO BUDDY?

>> YEAH, JUST TELL HIM I HAVE A

FAVOR TO ASK HIM.

>> BUD.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> THERE'S A GUY OUTSIDE.

HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

HE LOOKS LIKE A TOUGH GUY.

>> WHAT DOES HE WANT?

>> YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE, BY ANY

CHANCE, ARE YOU?

>> NO, I AIN'T IN TROUBLE.

WHAT THE HELL AM I IN TROUBLE

FOR?

>> IT'S A BIG CAR OUTSIDE,

AND...

>> WHAT KIND OF CAR IS IT?

>> I THINK IT'S A ROLLS-ROYCE.

>> OOH, I WANT TO SEE THE CAR.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHO'S THIS GUY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, HE'S

CONNECTED?

OH, I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO

THIS IS.

I GOT A BIG, NEW CLIENT COMING

IN FROM OUT OF TOWN, AND I HEARD

HE LIKES TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.

NICE CAR.

>> BEAUTIFUL.

>> HI. HOW YOU DOING?

>> HI, BUDDY. I'M JOE PERILLO.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M BUDDY.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

>> SO, JOE PERILLO IS A BIG CAR

DEALER IN CHICAGO, AND HE'S COME

TO HOBOKEN TO ASK ME FOR A

FAVOR.

>> YOU WANT TO GET IN THE CAR,

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE

FAVOR IS?

>> WELL, I GOT TO SAY, I'VE

NEVER BEEN IN A ROLLS-ROYCE

BEFORE.

SO, I HOP IN AND GO FOR A LITTLE

RIDE.

>> BUDDY, I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU

MAKE ME A CAKE FOR A SPECIAL

OCCASION.

>> OKAY.

>> I'M OPENING UP A ROLLS-ROYCE

DEALERSHIP.

CHICAGO HASN'T HAD A DEALERSHIP

FOR ABOUT 35 YEARS.

>> WOW.

>> IT'S GOT TO GO RIGHT TO MY

SHOWROOM -- RIGHT TO THE

FRONT DOOR OF MY SHOWROOM.

>> IN CHICAGO?

>> I'M GONNA HAVE 550 PEOPLE AT

THIS RECEPTION, AND I WANT IT

DELIVERED IN FRONT OF THOSE

550 PEOPLE.

>> I GUESS I COULD DELIVER A

CAKE TO CHICAGO.

BUT, REALLY, I'M A NEW YORKER.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH

ABOUT CHICAGO.

>> I WANT IT BIG.

IT'S A BIG CITY WITH BIG, BROAD

SHOULDERS, AND I WANTED TO GET

SOME BUILDINGS.

>> OKAY.

>> AND THEN, IN THE CENTER OF

THE BUILDING, I WOULD LIKE

LADY ECSTASY TO COME OUT.

LADY ECSTASY IS THE ORNAMENT --

THE HOOD ORNAMENT -- ON THE

ROLLS-ROYCE.

>> OKAY.

>> AND I WANT HER TO COME OUT OF

THE CITY OF CHICAGO.

>> LIKE, SOME SMOKE AND SOME

FIREWORKS?

>> I LOVE IT.

>> THAT SOUND COOL?

>> SOUNDS COOL.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> LET'S GO OVER EVERYTHING.

THIS IS THE WHOLE SKYLINE.

SO, WE CAN DO SOME GENERIC

BUILDINGS.

>> FOR THIS ROLLS-ROYCE GIG, I

GOT MAURO STARTED ON THE CHICAGO

SKYLINE.

AND, SERIOUSLY, I'M REALLY LUCKY

TO HAVE A GUY LIKE MAURO TO BE

ABLE TO STEP UP, BECAUSE RIGHT

NOW, THINGS ARE JUST CRAZY HERE.

>> THESE ARE THE ONES YOU GUYS

ARE GONNA CUT OUT OF KRISPIES.

THE TALL ONES, WE'RE GONNA DO

BACK THERE.

>> I'LL DO THIS ONE.

>> SURE.

>> SO, YOU TWO START WORKING ON

THESE TWO.

SO, YOU GUYS GO, AND WE'LL TAKE

CARE OF THESE.

ALL RIGHT?

>> FOR THE SKYLINE, RACHEL AND

TERRY GET STARTED BY POWERING

THROUGH A BUNCH OF BUILDINGS

MADE OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS

COVERED IN FONDANT.

>> ARE YOU MARKING IT ALL OUT?

>> AND MAURO AND FRANKIE MAKE

REPLICAS OF THE WILLIS TOWER AND

THE JOHN HANCOCK BUILDING.

>> THAT'S PERFECT.

>> THE ICONIC FEATURE OF THE

CHICAGO SKYLINE IS THE

WILLIS TOWER.

IT USED TO BE CALLED THE SEARS

TOWER.

I MEAN, IT'S NO EMPIRE STATE

BUILDING, BUT IT IS THE TALLEST

BUILDING IN NORTH AMERICA, SO

I'VE GOT TO BUILD IT AS TALL AS

I POSSIBLY CAN.

>> 77.

>> THE BOX TRUCK IS EXACTLY

77 INCHES.

>> 77.

>> SO I'M GONNA MAKE THE

WILLIS TOWER JUST UNDER THAT.

FOR THE BASE OF THIS CAKE, WE'LL

STACK UP VANILLA CAKE, FILLED

WITH CHOCOLATE FUDGE, AND LEAVE

HOLES FOR THE BUILDINGS.

NICE, HUH?

>> GUESS SO.

>> I WISH SAL COULD HAVE SEEN

THIS PLACE -- MY FATHER.

>> THEY'RE WATCHING US.

>> I KNOW THEY ARE, BUT IT'S

JUST --

>> WE MISS THEM, THAT'S ALL.

>> BEING HERE, IT'S PRETTY

AMAZING.

>> * MAKIN' A HOT DOG

AND I GOT TOMATOES AND ONIONS...

AND CHOPPED-UP GREEN THINGS.

>> YOU KNOW, CHICAGO AND

NEW YORK DO HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A

FOOD RIVALRY.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,

HOMETOWN PRIDE.

SO, AS A TIP OF THE HAT TO THE

WINDY CITY, I GOT RALPH MAKING

SOME ICONIC THINGS ABOUT

CHICAGO.

I MEAN, HE'S DOING A

CHICAGO-STYLE HOT DOG AND A

DELICIOUS DEEP-DISH CHICAGO

PIZZA.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> PHIL, THEY'RE WAITING FOR

THAT CAKE AT MACALUSO.

IT'S AN EARLY WEDDING.

GET THE CAKE, AND I'M GONNA SHOW

YOU HOW TO BOX IT.

WITH ALL THIS NEW EXPANSION,

WE'RE HIRING A LOT OF PEOPLE,

AND WE GOT THIS KID PHIL.

HE'S, LIKE, A NEW DELIVERY

DRIVER.

NOW, TO DELIVER A CAKE, YOU

DON'T HAVE TO BE A ROCKET

SCIENTIST, BUT THERE IS A WRONG

WAY AND A RIGHT WAY.

LOOK, YOU GET A 20-INCH BOX, GET

ANOTHER ONE.

GET TWO, OKAY?

GO LIKE THIS.

TAKE THIS.

PUT IT IN THE BOX.

GET THE TOP.

HERE'S THE THING -- WITH THE NEW

CARLO'S BAKERY DELIVERY GUYS, WE

GOT TO INITIATE THEM INTO THE

CARLO'S BROTHERHOOD.

WHAT PHIL DOESN'T KNOW, EARLIER,

ME, MAURO, AND ANTHONY GOT

ANOTHER CAKE AND TOTALLY

DESTROYED IT.

>> THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT,

THAT'S IT.

IT'S FRESH, JUST MADE.

>> NOW, GO UPSTAIRS, GET THE

BILL FROM FRANKIE, AND THEN GET

THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

OKAY?

>> YEP.

>> SO, I SEND PHIL UPSTAIRS TO

GO GET THE DELIVERY SLIP,

AND THAT'S WHEN ME AND

COUSIN ANTHONY DO THE OLD

SWITCHEROONI.

>> OKAY.

>> LISTEN, WHENEVER YOU TAKE

A CAKE, BRING IT TO THE PLACE,

TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX, PUT IT

ON THE TABLE, WHERE THEY

DISPLAY IT.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MESS

IT UP.

>> OKAY.

>> COME ON, LET'S GO.

I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

YOU GOT IT?

EASY. OKAY?

NICE AND EASY. GO.

>> OKAY.

>> DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ]

>> THAT KID'S GONNA HAVE A HEART

ATTACK.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> IS THIS THE CAKE?

>> THIS IS THE CAKE.

WANT ME TO OPEN IT UP FOR YOU?

>> PUT THEM HERE AND OPEN IT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

IT'S A MISTAKE.

>> YEAH.

>> SO, ME AND THE BOYS ARE

PLAYING A LITTLE PRANK ON PHIL,

THE NEW DELIVERY GUY, BECAUSE

IT'S KIND OF LIKE MY GOD-GIVEN

RIGHT.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

>> YOU WANT TO SELL ME THE CAKE?

>> BUDDY.

>> YEAH. WHO'S THIS?

>> THIS IS PHIL.

I'M AT MACALUSO'S RIGHT NOW, AND

THE CAKE COMPLETELY FELL APART.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE CAKE

COMPLETELY FELL APART?

>> LIKE, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

RIGHT NOW.

LIKE, THAT CAKE JUST COMPLETELY,

LIKE, IS DESTROYED.

I DIDN'T HIT ANY BUMPS -- LIKE,

NOTHING -- AND THE CAKE, LIKE,

COMPLETELY FELL APART.

>> SAY, "DUDE, HURRY UP BACK

HERE.

BUDDY IS FLIPPING."

>> DUDE, YOU BETTER HURRY UP.

>> TELL HIM TO GET BACK HERE

NOW!

[ CLATTER ]

>> DUDE, HE'S MAD.

>> TELL HIM HE BETTER BE BACK

HERE QUICK!

>> BRING THE -- BRING THE CAKE

BACK?

>> JUST BRING THE THING BACK,

AND JUST HURRY UP.

>> NOW!

LISTEN, WHEN HE GETS BACK --

OKAY? -- I'M GONNA BE WAITING

FOR HIM IN THE ALLEY.

AND AS SOON AS HE GETS OUT OF

THE CAR, I'M GONNA YELL AT HIM,

AND I'M GONNA, LIKE, PUSH HIM

BACK TO THE WALL AND THEN YOU...

THEN, WHEN I SAY, "YOU KNOW

WHAT, PHIL?" -- BOOM.

[ WATER RUNNING ]

WELL, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

I DIDN'T HIT THE SPEED LIMIT.

I DIDN'T HIT A BUMP.

I DIDN'T GO AROUND A TURN HARD.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

>> LET ME SEE IT, BECAUSE NOW I

GOT TO TRY TO SALVAGE THIS.

>> GET DOWN.

>> HE CAN'T SEE.

>> IF YOU CAN SEE HIM, HE CAN

SEE YOU.

>> MY GOD! MY GOD!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> TAKE THIS CAKE!

GO INSIDE WITH IT.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT

IT RIGHT NOW.

JUST GO INSIDE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, PHIL?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WELCOME TO THE BAKERY.

>> THAT'S TERRIBLE!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OH, MY GOD!

OH. OH.

>> WELCOME TO THE BAKERY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ Laughing ] ARE YOU OKAY?

IS YOUR HEART BEATING?

>> NO. I'M, LIKE, HAVING A HEART

ATTACK RIGHT NOW.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OH, MY GOD!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> ANYONE ELSE?

WHO ELSE HAS BEEN HELPED?

EVERYONE'S BEING HELPED?

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> WE'RE LOOKING TO MEET WITH

BUDDY FOR A CONSULTATION FOR A

CAKE.

>> WE ARE TRYING TO BE THE FIRST

GAY COUPLE TO BE MARRIED IN

NEW YORK.

>> OH, IT'S YOUR -- YOU'RE

GETTING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER

TOGETHER?

>> YES.

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

BUDDY, THESE TWO NICE GIRLS WANT

TO BE THE FIRST COUPLE --

GAY COUPLE -- TO GET MARRIED

IN NEW YORK.

>> THE FIRST WEDDING?

THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

HOW YOU DOING? I'M BUDDY.

>> THAT'S MY BROTHER.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, BUDDY.

>> SO, WHEN IS THE WEDDING?

>> IT'S ACTUALLY THIS COMING

SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT.

WE'RE TRY TO GET MARRIED AT

12:01 AND BE THE FIRST.

>> OH, COOL. THAT'S AWESOME.

ONLY THING IS, I DON'T KNOW IF I

CAN BE THERE.

I GOT FOUR SMALL KIDS AT HOME.

DELIVERING A CAKE AT MIDNIGHT IS

KIND OF OUT OF THE QUESTION.

>> BUDDY, IT'S THE FIRST COUPLE.

>> I DIDN'T SAY I WASN'T GONNA

MAKE THEM A CAKE.

I MIGHT NOT BE DELIVERING IT,

BUT I'LL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU

A CAKE.

>> OKAY. AWESOME.

>> THAT, I CAN DO.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING

FOR THE CAKE?

ANY IDEA AS FAR AS, LIKE,

FLAVORS OR DESIGN OR ANYTHING

LIKE THAT?

>> VANILLA.

>> VANILLA WHITE.

>> OKAY, MAYBE A

MODELING-CHOCOLATE SCULPTURE OF

YOU GUYS ON TOP.

>> I'M WEARING A DRESS, AND

SHE'S WEARING A TUX, SO...

>> OKAY, SO THAT'S HOW WE'RE

GONNA SCULPT YOU GUYS.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A DAMN GOOD

CAKE.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT? I LOVE IT.

>> SO, I GOT DANNY STARTING TO

STACK AND FILL IN THIS CAKE.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE KATE AND DEE A

3-TIERED VANILLA CAKE WITH

VANILLA BUTTERCREAM.

>> ME, I WANT SOME OF THIS CAKE.

MMM, MMM, MMM.

>> THEN I GOT LIZ MAKING ALL

KINDS OF SUGAR FLOWERS IN

DIFFERENT SHADES OF LAVENDER.

I MEAN, IT'S GOT HYDRANGEAS,

PEONIES.

I THINK THIS CAKE IS REALLY

GONNA BE ELEGANT.

>> HEY, SPIRIT OF ECSTASY, HOW

DO YOU FEEL?

[ High-pitched voice ] "GREAT!"

>> SO, FOR THIS ROLLS-ROYCE

CAKE, I GOT RALPHIE BOY

SCULPTING LADY ECSTASY, THE HOOD

ORNAMENT, OUT OF MODELING

CHOCOLATE.

IT'S REALLY GONNA BE THE

CENTERPIECE OF THIS CAKE.

AND ON THE ACTUAL CARS, IT

ACTUALLY RETRACTS DOWN.

SO I'M GONNA MIMIC THAT ON THE

CAKE, AND IT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT.

>> HEY, GUYS. HEY, BUD.

>> HEY, GRACE, WHAT'S UP?

>> NOTHING.

BUDDY WANTS TO TALK TO ME.

ABOUT WHAT, I HAVE NO IDEA.

MAYBE IT GOT OUT TO HIM THAT I'M

THINKING ABOUT LEAVING.

I'M READY TO TELL HIM THAT I'VE

BASICALLY HAD IT.

>> SO, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S

GOING ON.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS,

IS YOU KNOW, I NEED TO REALLY --

I HAVE TO MAKE THIS PLACE WORK.

SO WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS,

I WANT --

>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

YOU'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.

>> WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS,

I WANT --

>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

YOU'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.

>> I'M NOT BEATING AROUND THE

BUSH.

I GOT A TASK FOR YOU. OKAY?

I WANT YOU TO HEAD UP A DESIGN

TEAM TO REDO CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> I'M READY TO, LIKE, DUKE IT

OUT WITH HIM, AND HE SURPRISES

ME WITH THIS BIG PROJECT.

>> GET THE PLANS, GET THE

BLUEPRINTS, GET THE COLORS.

THIS PLACE HAS GOT TO BE

PHENOMENAL.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THE

BAKERY'S LIKE A MADHOUSE EVERY

SINGLE DAY.

>> WHOEVER HAS BEEN HELPED,

PLEASE EXIT THE STORE!

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HELPED.

I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO GO.

I HAVE A 4-HOUR WAIT OUTSIDE.

>> THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE IS

JAMMED.

THERE'S A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK.

NOW THAT I GOT THE CAKE FACTORY

UP AND RUNNING, THE NEXT BIG

THING I GOT TO DO IS REDO THE

BAKERY SO WE CAN HANDLE THESE

CROWDS.

>> IT'S A BIG PROJECT.

IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK.

THREE FLOORS.

>> I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I THINK

IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

>> REDESIGNING THE WHOLE BAKERY,

IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK, BUT

I HAVE TO SAY, I'M EXCITED AND

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

I MEAN, HE COULDN'T HAVE PICKED

A BETTER PERSON.

>> I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

>> I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU ANYMORE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T --

YOU'RE MAD AT ME?

ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GET BACK.

>> BYE.

>> SEE YOU LATER.

FOR THE GAY WEDDING CAKE, I GOT

MATT AND TYNE WORKING ON THE

CAKE TOPPER.

THEY'RE SCULPTING BOTH BRIDES,

WITH KATE WEARING A WEDDING

DRESS AND DEE WEARING A TUXEDO.

NOW, I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE

MAKING THIS CAKE FOR THE TWO OF

THEM, BUT I AIN'T GOING ON NO

MIDNIGHT DELIVERY.

THAT'S WHERE COUSIN ANTHONY

COMES IN.

HEY, CUZ.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO GO ON

THIS DELIVERY, BRO.

I'M GONNA HOOK YOUSE UP.

THEY SAY THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT

OF HOT GIRLS THERE.

>> YEAH. YOU HEAR THAT?

>> HE'S SAYING YOU, NOT ME.

>> SAME FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.

AS LONG AS THERE'S GIRLS.

>> DUDE, ROCK IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU GOT IT, CUZ.

SO, FOR DEE AND KATE'S WEDDING

CAKE, I HAND-PIPED SOME SWIRLS

ON THE SIDES OF THE TIERS.

I GET THE BRIDE, AND THEN I GET

THE OTHER BRIDE ON TOP, AND I

START GOING TO TOWN WITH THE

SUGAR FLOWERS.

>> THAT'S VERY COOL.

>> I LOVE THE WAY THESE

HYDRANGEAS GO WITH THE PEONIES

AND THE ROSES.

I MEAN, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING

SO TIMELESS ABOUT THIS COLOR

COMBO.

>> YEAH. IT LOOKS GOOD.

THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

>> I THINK THEY'RE GONNA

LOVE IT.

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR THEM.

SO, I THINK IT'LL BE AWESOME.

LET'S ICE THIS.

FOR THIS CHICAGO CAKE, GOT TO

BUILD A SKYLINE AND GET THIS

CAKE FINISHED...

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> ...BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T GET

ON THE ROAD IN A COUPLE HOURS,

WE'RE NOT GONNA GET TO CHICAGO

IN TIME AND BE THERE FOR

JOE PERILLO'S ROLLS-ROYCE

OPENING.

[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

TO MAKE THE HOOD ORNAMENT RISE

UP OUT OF THE CAKE, WE'RE GONNA

USE A MOTORIZED SCISSOR LIFT.

LET'S PUT THE SPIRIT OF ECSTASY

ON.

[ SCREWDRIVER WHIRRING ]

>> DONE.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU

THINK?

>> OH, IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

>> I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

YOU KNOW, JOE IS A GREAT GUY.

I'M HAPPY TO MAKE THIS CAKE

FOR HIM.

I MEAN, HOW GREAT IS THIS?

NOW THAT WE'RE IN THE NEW CAKE

FACTORY, WE CAN WHEEL THESE

CAKES RIGHT DOWN THE HALL!

>> HI.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> THE BEST PART IS, NOW THAT WE

GOT A LOADING DOCK, WE CAN JUST

ROLL THE CAKES RIGHT INTO THE

TRUCK.

>> READY? ONE...TWO...THREE.

>> OHO HO!

>> WHOO! WHOO!

>> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GONNA

FIT, MAN.

>> IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE THIS

MUCH.

>> AND IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

>> I SWEAR TO GOD, MAN.

>> I'M NOT STAYING HERE IF THAT

DON'T FIT.

>> GO BACK, GO BACK.

>> IF IT MAKES IT, IT'S GONNA BE

BY THE CHINNY-CHIN--

>> OH! OH!

>> GOT TO GET IT OFF THE

PLYWOOD.

OFF THE PLYWOOD, AND IT

MAKES IT.

>> OFF THE PLYWOOD, AND YOU'LL

MAKE IT.

>> TAKE IT OUT.

>> WE'RE STILL, LIKE, THIS

CLOSE.

>> GET IT? CAN WE...

>> ONE...TWO...THREE.

>> HOLD ON.

>> ONE...TWO...THREE.

>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YEAH-EAH!

SEE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, BUT

MAYBE WE NEED A BIGGER TRUCK.

GODSPEED, GUS.

ALL RIGHT?

>> HAVE A NICE TRIP.

>> SEE YOU IN CHICAGO.

YOU KNOW, CARLO'S HAS MADE A LOT

OF CAKES OVER THE YEARS FOR

DIFFERENT GAY COUPLES, BUT THE

ONE ANTHONY'S DELIVERING FOR DEE

AND KATE'S WEDDING IS THE FIRST

LEGAL ONE.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> UH, RIGHT THERE?

>> YES, PLEASE.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> OKAY.

>> WOW.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> ARE YOU PART OF THE WEDDING

PARTY OR --

>> NO, I'M THE BRIDE.

>> ONE OF THE BRIDES.

>> OH.

>> IT'S THE FIRST SAME-SEX

MARRIAGE, SO...

>> OH.

>> FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN

NEW YORK.

THIS IS THE GIRL.

>> I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE NEWS.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> BUDDY DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.

BUDDY SAYS, "THERE'S GONNA BE A

ROOMFUL OF WOMEN."

>> I BET. [ LAUGHS ]

>> I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'M

THERE."

THIS IS AWESOME.

>> YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ARE YOU DRESSED FOR ALL

WOMEN?

>> YEAH. WELL, YEAH.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> YEAH.

>> YOU DID GOOD.

>> I HAD NO IDEA.

THIS IS AWESOME, THOUGH.

I'M PART OF HISTORY.

>> ONE...TWO...THREE.

[ GLASS BREAKS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I

PRESENT TO YOU OUR FIRST MARRIED

GAY COUPLE IN NEW YORK CITY!

>> WHOO!

>> KATE AND DEE.

>> WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER, AND

THEN SEEING THAT CAKE WAS JUST,

LIKE, THE ICING, "SYMBOLICALLY."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL -- THE FLOWERS

AND THE LITTLE FIGURINES.

>> YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.

>> IT WAS SO COOL.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YAY!

>> WINDY CITY, BABY, AND THE

GRAND OPENING OF JOE PERILLO'S

ROLLS-ROYCE DEALERSHIP.

HOW WE DOING TODAY?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT IS A REAL TREAT TO COME HERE

TODAY TO PRESENT THIS CAKE, AND

I COULDN'T BE DOING IT FOR A

BETTER GUY.

YOU GUYS SHOULD BE PROUD OF HIM,

CHICAGO SHOULD BE PROUD OF HIM,

BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF HIM TODAY.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAKE

YET.

>> NO, IT'S A SURPRISE.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

I GOT TO SAY, CHICAGO'S A GREAT

TOWN, AND JOE PERILLO -- HE

REALLY KNOWS HOW TO THROW A

PARTY.

THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' TOWN'S HERE.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

PUSH.

PUSH A LITTLE.

EASY, EASY. DOWN.

LET HIM GO DOWN.

DOWN, STEVE.

COME BACK HERE, JOE.

YOU DRIVE IT WITH ME.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WE GOT TO TURN IT.

IF WE CAN TURN IT.

YOU KNOW, TO WHEEL THIS

BEAUTIFUL CAKE IN TO CELEBRATE

THE CITY OF CHICAGO IN FRONT OF

LIKE 500 SCREAMING FANS IS THE

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND WE BRING UP THE

SPIRIT OF ECSTASY FROM THE

BOTTOM OF THE CAKE, AND THE

CROWD GOES WILD.

JOE LOVED IT.

THE CITY OF CHICAGO LOVED IT.

I LOVED IT, BABY.

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHOA.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

>> THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR ME

AND MY FAMILY.

WE'RE SO PROUD TO REFLECT ON OUR

PARENTS AND OUR GRANDPARENTS.

AND I THINK THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN

PROUD IF THEY WOULD HAVE SEEN

THIS HAPPEN.

SALUTE.

>> SALUTE.

I GOT TO SAY, NOW, THIS WAS A

PARTY.

BUT I GOT TO GET BACK TO HOBOKEN

BECAUSE I GOT A TON OF THINGS

GOING ON IN THE NEXT COUPLE

MONTHS.

I MEAN, I GOT TO GET THE FACTORY

UP AND RUNNING.

WE GOT TO REDO CARLO'S BAKERY.

ME AND MY WIFE ARE GONNA RENEW

OUR VOWS OF 10 YEARS.

I MEAN, THERE'S DEFINITELY

NO REST FOR THE WEARY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU DIE.

>> THIS IS FANTASTIC.

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, REALLY.