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[ COW MOOS ]

>> COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

BRING ME THE COW!

THIS WEEK, I'M MAKING A BIRTHDAY

CAKE FOR A COW?

>> THAT'S EDEN.

>> SHE MAKES THE MOST MILK.

GOOD JOB, SON.

MAURIZIO!

LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA GO INSIDE

THE COW SO YOU CAN WORK THE

MECHANICS.

THEY'RE LITTLE KIDS, SO I

FIGURED, WHY NOT MAKE IT MORE

OF, LIKE, A FANTASY LAND?

>> NO, THAT -- NO, ABSOLUTELY --

NO, TOO YELLOW.

THIS, YOU GOT TO KEEP IT LIGHT,

OKAY?

>> GET IN THERE, MAURIZIO!

>> GO GET THOSE COWS!

>> THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF

CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE

DOORS.

>> THIS IS THE CREW, MIA

FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO

THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

[ COW MOOS, ROOSTER CROWS ]

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CAKE THIS

WEEK.

THE CREW AND I ARE HEADING OUT

TO KLEIN FARMS FOR A LITTLE

INSPIRATIONAL TRIP.

KLEIN FARMS IS A FAMILY-RUN

DIARY FARM.

FARMER KLEIN WANTS A BIRTHDAY

CAKE FOR HIS FAVORITE COW, EDEN.

SHE'S TURNING 10 YEARS OLD, AND

THEY WANT TO GIVE HER A BIG

CELEBRATION.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

>> OH, IT'S GOING GREAT.

>> GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT OUT.

>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING US

COME.

WHAT DO THESE GUYS KNOW ABOUT

COWS?

>> I MEAN, I AIN'T GONNA LIE.

WE'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE

OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> WE'RE WHAT YOU CALL CITY --

CITY BOYS.

>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN

HOBOKEN ANYMORE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ON THE FARM RIGHT NOW IS

ABOUT 60 MILKING COWS.

THEN THE REST ARE YOUNGER

ANIMALS.

THAT'S EDEN.

SHE -- SHE'S VERY SPECIAL.

SHE HAD KIND OF A MIRACULOUS

BIRTH.

SHE WAS BORN PREMATURE -- VERY

SMALL.

WE HAD TO NURSE HER ALONG FOR A

COUPLE WEEKS IN THE HOUSE.

WE DIDN'T THINK SHE'D MAKE IT,

BUT SHE MADE IT.

THAT'S OUR EDEN.

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO

A COW BEFORE, BUT BEING CLOSE TO

EDEN HAS GIVEN ME A LOT OF

IDEAS.

SO, NOW, HOW DO WE MILK THESE

GUYS?

>> HOW DO WE MILK THESE GUYS?

WELL...

>> GRAB THE TOP WITH YOUR

FINGERS, PINCH IT, AND SLIDE

RIGHT DOWN.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT AIN'T WORKING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> COME ON!

AND YOU CAN SQUEEZE PRETTY HARD.

>> NOTHING LIKE A BIG...

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WELL, I SEE HOW IT WORKS.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> IT SQUIRTS PRETTY HARD.

GOOD JOB, SON.

ALL RIGHT, SHOW THEM HOW IT'S

DONE.

>> TWO HANDS, GUYS.

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> OH, THERE YOU GO.

>> THAT'S A PRO.

>> NOW THAT'S A MILKIN'!

>> THAT'S A MILKIN' RIGHT THERE.

>> SO, NOW THAT WE SAW HOW THIS

WORKS, I GOT SO MANY IDEAS.

FOR EDEN AND HER OWNERS, I'M

GONNA MAKE A LIFE-SIZE REPLICA

OF EDEN.

AND WHEN I SAY FULL SIZE, I

MEAN THIS CAKE IS GONNA BE AS

BIG AS A COW, COMPLETE WITH A

HEAD, TAIL, SPOTS, AND COW

BOOBIES.

>> YEE-HAW!

>> WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO MAKE THIS THING ACTUALLY

MILK.

BUT BEFORE WE LEAVE, MY GUYS GOT

A QUESTION FOR LAYNE.

>> WHAT ABOUT THE COWS?

YOU CAN TIP THEM?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> I WANT TO SEE YOU TIP A COW,

BIG GUY.

>> COME ON, GUYS.

>> MR. COW TIPPER.

>> DANNY, HELP HIM OUT -- DANNY

AND FRANKIE.

GO AHEAD, TRY TO [LAUGHS]

>> PUSH, PUSH!

>> COME ON, PUSH!

>> COME ON, YOU GUYS!

I GOT HIM BY THE NECK!

OH, HEY, DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME

LIKE THAT!

>> GO GET THOSE COWS!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> DOWN, FELLAS!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> BRING ME THE COW!

[ IMITATES MOO ]

WHILE ANTHONY AND MAURIZIO BUILD

THE STRUCTURE FOR THIS COW

CAKE...

MY, GOD, IT'S HIGH.

...I GOT RALPHIE BOY CARVING THE

COW'S HEAD OUT OF RICE KRISPIE

TREATS.

AND HE'LL FLESH IT OUT WITH SOME

MODELING CHOCOLATE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO DO THE

UDDERS?

THEN I GET JUAN STARTED MOLDING

SOME COW UDDERS OUT OF MODELING

CHOCOLATE.

>> [ IMITATES MOO ]

>> HE'S KIND OF FORMING THE

DANGLING PARTS AROUND SOME

PLASTIC TUBING 'CAUSE WE'RE

GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE

THE MILK COME OUT OF THERE.

>> HAVING FUN, JUAN?

>> MOO.

>> NOW WE JUST FILL ALL THIS,

FILL ALL THAT.

>> AND THEN WE'LL START STACKING

UP ROUND VANILLA SPONGE ALL

ALONG THE STRUCTURE.

SO THE TOP PART OF THIS COW IS

MADE OUT OF CAKE.

>> [ IMITATES MOO ]

>> THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

>> HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'M ALLISON.

>> I'M BUDDY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

>> GOOD.

>> GOOD.

SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS?

>> WE JUST MOVED TO HOBOKEN.

>> OH, WELCOME TO THE

NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WE'VE BEEN HAVING A GREAT

TIME SO FAR, BUT WE REALLY DON'T

KNOW ANYONE.

AND THE KIDS JUST MOVED TO A NEW

SCHOOL.

IT'S A NEW BLOCK, A NEW HOUSE,

AND STELLA HAS A TWIN BROTHER

NAMED GIBSON, WHO'S HAVING A

HARD TIME ADJUSTING.

>> OH, I HEAR THAT.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW ME, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH

YOUR BROTHER?

>> WELL, HE HAS BEEN SAD AT

TIMES BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS OLD

FRIENDS.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, MOVING IS

ALWAYS HARD.

>> THAT'S WHY WE DECIDED TO HAVE

A BLOCK PARTY TO MEET THE

NEIGHBORS AND FOR THE NEIGHBORS

TO MEET US.

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT TO

HAVE A CAKE FOR HIM TO SURPRISE

HIM AND MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.

>> SO, MAYBE WE COULD, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE MAKE A REPLICA OF THE NEW

HOUSE, MAYBE A SIGN "WELCOME TO

THE NEIGHBORHOOD."

>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

>> AND HIS MOST FAVORITE FOOD IN

THE WORLD IS POP-TARTS, AND

HERE'S SOME PICTURES.

WE WERE THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD

MAKE A CAKE MADE OUT OF THIS

HOUSE, BUT MAYBE, LIKE, IT COULD

BE MADE OUT OF POP-TARTS.

THIS DOOR COULD BE CINNAMON,

THESE CHOCOLATE WINDOWS, THE

SIDEWALK OF VANILLA ICING MAYBE.

>> WE KNOW THAT WITH THE HOUSE

AND THE POP-TARTS, THAT WOULD

MAKE HIM FEEL GREAT.

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL MAKE HIM AN

AWESOME CAKE.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> AND IT WILL BE DELICIOUS AND

BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH.

IT WAS A PLEASURE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

BYE-BYE, BEAUTIFUL.

>> BYE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME.

WE GOT TO MAKE A CAKE FOR A

LITTLE BOY.

THEY WANTED ME TO DO A REPLICA

OF THE HOUSE, LIKE ONE, TWO,

THREE HOUSES.

BUT, I MEAN, THEY'RE LITTLE

KIDS, SO I FIGURED, WHY NOT MAKE

IT MORE OF, LIKE, A FANTASY

LAND?

THEIR HOUSE WILL LOOK LIKE, YOU

KNOW, CANDY AND CHOCOLATES,

POP-TARTS -- THINGS LIKE THAT

THAT WE CAN PUT AROUND IT SO

THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A HOUSE,

OKAY?

THIS TOASTER HAS GOT TO BE IN

THE CENTER ONE.

WE COULD POP SOME POP-TARTS UP.

WE NEVER USED A TOASTER IN A

CAKE BEFORE.

>> NO.

INSTEAD OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF

THE CHIMNEY, THERE WILL BE

POP-TARTS COMING OUT OF THE

CHIMNEY.

>> BASICALLY.

TO HELP WELCOME GIBSON TO

HOBOKEN, JOEY AND FRANKIE ARE

MAKING HIS NEW HOUSE OUT OF

CAKE.

THEY'RE USING VANILLA AND

CHOCOLATE SPONGE FILLED WITH

DIFFERENT FLAVORS.

>> WE'RE GOING DOWN.

>> MO-O-O-O-O!

>> THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR EDEN

THE COW IS STARTING TO LOOK NICE

AND FAT.

WE'RE COVERING THE WHOLE THING

WITH A LAYER OF RICE KRISPIE

TREATS SO WE COULD CARVE HER UP

NICEY NICE.

>> I GOT TO START CARVING THIS

DOWN BECAUSE THE EXTRA WEIGHT IS

NOT GOOD TO HANG OUT ON THERE.

>> ARE YOU WORRIED THAT THIS

THING IS JUST GONNA, LIKE, GO

DOWN?

>> I THINK STUFF'S JUST GONNA

START FALLING OFF IT.

I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FALL

DOWN.

>> YES.

>> IT'S VERY WOBBLY, THOUGH.

>> WE START COVERING IT, WE

START PUTTING WEIGHT ON THIS,

IT'S GONNA COME RIGHT OFF.

>> STILL LOOKS LIKE IT'S COMING

APART AT THE TOP.

>> THE WHOLE SHOULDER IS MOVING.

THAT'S A PROBLEM.

EVERYTHING'S -- SEE HOW

EVERYTHING'S SLIDING DOWN?

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> OH!

>> OH!

>> I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S

GONNA WORK.

THE WAY THAT FELL, THIS COULD

FALL RIGHT NOW.

>> I KNOW.

>> WE'RE MAKING THIS COW CAKE,

AND, LIKE, THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE

THING FALLS OFF.

LET'S PUT THAT SIDE BACK ON, BUT

TRY TO PUT BUTTERCREAM.

PUT ENOUGH OF IT. CAKE IT.

THE PROBLEM IS, IS YOU GUYS

DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH BUTTERCREAM ON

IT.

YOU WENT CHEAP ON THE

BUTTERCREAM, AND THAT'S WHAT THE

PROBLEM IS.

SO, WHATEVER WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF

AND PATCH, WE'LL JUST TAKE OFF

AND ADD SOME GOOD BUTTERCREAM TO

IT.

>> GET MAD AT IT.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> I COULD DO THAT RIGHT THERE.

>> WE'RE MAKING A CAKE FOR THIS

KID GIBSON -- KID WHO REALLY

MISSES HIS OLD STOMPING GROUNDS.

WE'VE GOT THIS BUILDING STACKED

AND DIRTY-ICED.

NOW WE JUST GOT TO PUT POP-TARTS

ALL AROUND.

>> WHICH ONE IS THIS?

>> KEEP IT ONE COLOR, BUT DO

THEM BRICK.

>> WHAT AM I -- A MASON?

>> I GOT ONE WITH SPRINKLES.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THAT.

>> FOR AN ADDED EFFECT, I GOT A

TOASTER, AND I'M PUTTING SOME

POP-TARTS ON IT.

AND I BUILT IT INTO THE ROOF,

AND THESE SUCKERS ARE GONNA FLY.

LET ME TAKE THIS APART.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT

APART FOR?

>> I WANT THEM TO SHOOT OUT

MORE.

>> WHAT THE HELL?

>> ABBOTT AND COSTELLO OVER

THERE.

>> KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A JOKE.

HOW MANY BAKERS DOES IT TAKE TO

TAKE APART A TOASTER?

>> [ Laughing ] AHA!

WE JUST GOT TO MESS WITH THE

SPRING ACTION.

>> I KNOW JUST ABOUT AS MUCH AS

YOU DO RIGHT NOW.

>> DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN

THE TOASTER.

>> IT'S PLUGGED IN, RIGHT?

>> NO.

ZZZT!

>> STOP.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

HAVE IT TOASTED.

>> WHOA!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> FRANKIE, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,

BUT I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES ]

OUTSIDE.

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT...

THIS FIRE-DEPARTMENT THING.

>> MM-HMM.

YEAH, WELL, I KNOW IT'S BEEN

BOTHERING YOU.

>> IT'S A HARD DECISION.

I CAN EITHER LEAVE THE FIRE

DEPARTMENT AND GIVE UP SOMETHING

I LOVE OR LEAVE THE BAKERY AND

GIVE UP SOMETHING THAT I'M STILL

VESTED IN.

AND THERE'S A CHANCE, YOU KNOW,

IF WE REGIONALIZE AND I GET

PROMOTED, YOU KNOW, HOW'S THAT

GONNA FEEL?

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THIS

DECISION.

>> WELL, MY ADVICE TO YOU, OKAY,

IS IF YOU CAN'T MAKE A CHOICE,

THEN DON'T MAKE IT YET.

>> I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A CHOICE

THAT I'M GONNA REGRET RIGHT NOW.

>> AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOYAL

TO THIS PLACE JUST LIKE I'M

LOYAL TO THIS PLACE.

I KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU,

BUT I FEEL VERY UNAPPRECIATED

LATELY.

YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER IS REALLY

BIG ON BARKING OUT ORDERS.

I'M, LIKE, REALLY GETTING TIRED

OF IT.

JOEY'S TORN ABOUT WHAT HE'S

GONNA DO WITH THE FIREHOUSE.

I'M FED UP WITH WHAT'S GOING ON.

IF I'M GONE AND JOE'S GONE,

WHAT'S BUDDY GONNA DO?

>> I STILL -- YOU KNOW, I

STUDIED HARD, YOU KNOW, TO GET

PROMOTED.

I PUT MY TIME IN FOR 14 YEARS.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO -- THROW IT

AWAY?

YOU CAN'T JUST THROW 14 YEARS

AWAY.

>> YOU'RE EATING ALL THE

POP-TARTS.

>> I GOT TO TASTE THEM.

>> GIBSON REALLY MISSES HIS OLD

HOUSE, AND TO GET THIS BLOCK

PARTY STARTED OFF RIGHT, WE'RE

GONNA FINISH THIS CAKE UP WITH

SOME CANDY 'CAUSE WHAT KIDS

DON'T LIKE CANDY AND CAKE?

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> LOOKS COOL.

GOT SOME JUJU BEANS, SOME

BOM-BOMS.

YOU GUYS KEEP EATING ALL THE

CANDY.

YOU'RE GONNA GET FAT.

I'M JUST GONNA STICK THESE IN.

THESE WILL BE LIKE TREES.

A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ALL DONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> WOW.

>> IT'S PRETTY COOL. KNOW WHAT?

I MEAN, THIS IS THE FIRST CAKE

THAT WE WERE ABLE TO DECORATE

WITHOUT USING ANY FONDANT.

I REALLY LIKE THIS CAKE.

GIBSON AND HIS FAMILY ARE NEW TO

HOBOKEN, SO THEY'RE THROWING A

BLOCK PARTY SO THAT GIBSON CAN

GET ACQUAINTED WITH ALL OF THE

KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> I'M ALISON.

WE JUST MOVED HERE A FEW MONTHS

AGO.

>> WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS WAY,

JOE.

GO ON.

[ ALL CHEERING, SHOUTING ]

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING, GUYS?

HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S GOING ON?

HOW ARE YOU?

SO, WHO'S GIBSON?

>> RIGHT HERE!

>> COME OVER HERE, MAN.

I JUST WANT TO SAY, WELCOME TO

THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WE HEARD THAT YOU JUST MOVED

INTO TOWN, AND WE MADE YOU A

SPECIAL CAKE TO CELEBRATE YOU

GUYS MOVING INTO TOWN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> AND WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE

POP-TARTS.

>> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> IT'S AMAZING.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

>> ALL RIGHT, AND THEN WE GOT A

LITTLE SPECIAL SURPRISE HERE.

LET'S SEE HOW HIGH I CAN GET

THESE GUYS TO LAUNCH HERE.

[ BOING! ]

[ ALL CHEERING ]

PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

>> WOW, NICE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

>> All: YEAH!

>> WOW.

>> OH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

WHERE'S GIBSON?

GIBSON, YOU GET THE FIRST PIECE.

WELCOME TO HOBOKEN, GIBSON!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> I HAD AMAZING FUN WITH BUDDY

COMING OUT HERE AND DELIVERING

THAT AWESOME CAKE TO ME AND

HAVING THE POP-TARTS JUST SHOOT

OUT.

>> IT WAS JUST UNBELIEVABLY

DELICIOUS AND UNBELIEVABLY

SPECIAL.

>> COME HERE, COME HERE.

>> LOOKS LIKE GIBSON IS MAKING

LOTS OF FRIENDS IN HIS NEW

NEIGHBORHOOD, HOBOKEN.

WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE BAKERY

'CAUSE I GOT A COW TO FINISH.

BYE-BYE, GUYS!

>> COME ON, LET'S GET THE ROYAL.

LET'S START THE FRONT.

THE FRONT CAN ALL BE ROYAL.

EVERYTHING IS READY.

TO MAKE THIS COW MILK, WE'RE

GONNA GO LOW TECH.

WE'RE USING SOME SQUIRT BOTTLES

WITH PLASTIC TUBING.

WE'VE ALREADY RAN TUBES THROUGH

THE UDDERS, SO ONCE WE CONNECT

THE BOTTLES, WE'RE GONNA BE GOOD

TO GO.

THERE WE GO.

WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THAT?

>> THERE'S A BUCKET.

>> YEAH, THERE WE GO. SEE?

>> MILK IT. [ LAUGHS ]

BUT THE THING IS, I GOT TO HAVE

SOMEBODY HIDE INSIDE AND SQUEEZE

THE BOTTLES TO MAKE IT MILK.

MAURIZIO!

LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA GO INSIDE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

>> I'M GONNA GO INSIDE A COW.

>> LOOK, YOU FIT.

YOU'RE GONNA GO INSIDE THE COW.

>> UH-HUH.

>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE, LIKE, A,

LIKE, A SQUEEZE BOTTLE THAT'S

HOOKED UP.

THERE'S ALREADY A TUBE IN THE

UDDER SO YOU CAN WORK THE

MECHANICS.

>> YOU'RE GONNA DO THE MILK.

>> I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS

LOCK LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE.

WHY DO WE NEED A LOCK ON THE

OUTSIDE OF THE COW?

>> SO IT DOESN'T FLAP AROUND

WHILE IT'S IN TRANSIT.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO, THAT'S THE

PLAN.

LET'S RUN THE SPOTS.

LET'S RUN BLACK, AND LET'S START

TO PUT IT ON.

>> WE HAD SPOTS MADE OUT OF

BLACK FONDANT.

WE HAD A MODELING-CHOCOLATE

TAIL.

>> [ IMITATES MOOS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE HAD SOME GRASS AND EVEN GAVE

HER SOME HOOVES.

LOOKS GOOD, MAN.

SHE'S A PRETTY-LOOKING COW.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME CHECK IT

OUT.

MY GOD.

THIS IS A COW.

>> THAT'S A COW.

>> I GOT TO SAY, IT'S SCARY.

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A COW.

I THINK IT LOOKS AWESOME.

I THINK EVERYBODY DID A GREAT

JOB.

EDEN IS THEIR NUMBER-ONE COW.

IT'S GONNA MILK.

WE'RE GONNA PUT MAURIZIO IN

THERE.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S MOVE

THIS CAKE.

>> COME ON, EDEN, YOU'RE THE

GUEST OF HONOR.

COME ON, SWEETIE, COME ON.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAURIZIO, COME IN

HERE.

OKAY, LOOK, HOLD MY SHOULDERS

AND WALK YOURSELF BACK.

NOW WE GOT TO LOAD MAURIZIO IN

THE BACK OF THIS COW'S, WELL,

YOU KNOW.

HOLD MY HANDS.

YEAH, I GOT IT.

JUST USE ME AS YOUR BRACE. GET.

THAT'S IT. GET IN.

GET IN. GIVE HIM HIS LIGHT.

WAIT, WAIT, DO YOU HAVE THE

MILK, FRANKIE?

ALL RIGHT, WATCH OUT.

LET'S GO.

>> MOO!

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

HAVE YOUR FUN.

I'M JUST LOCKED IN A BULL'S

[BLEEP]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDEN.

THAT'S GREAT.

>> WOW, BUD, LOOK AT EDEN.

LOOK AT THE COW.

>> THERE SHE IS.

>> THAT'S THE COW YOU MILKED,

BUD.

>> BOY, OH, BOY.

>> YEAH.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!

OUT.

OUT.

A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE,

A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE.

OKAY, RIGHT DOWN.

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN,

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

>> [ WHISTLES ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I MEAN, DOES THAT LOOK GOOD OR

WHAT?

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER.

>> SURE DOES.

ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE GOT ONE OTHER THING.

THIS CAKE IS GONNA DO SOMETHING

SPECTACULAR.

LAYNE, YOU WANT TO HELP ME?

>> SURE.

>> WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TWO

BACK UDDERS.

YOU GET THE FRONT ONE.

WHEN I SAY "WHEN."

OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE, WHEN!

OH, YEAH!

>> YEAH, THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

>> OH, SEE?

>> OH, PERFECT.

>> WE HAVE CHOCOLATE MILK.

>> TO ME AND YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> WHOO-HOO!

>> NOW, YOU DON'T USUALLY GET A

CHOCOLATE-MILKING COW THERE,

RIGHT?

>> FIRST CHOCOLATE COW RIGHT

HERE.

>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

[ LAUGHS ]

>> SALUT!

>> SALUT! THANK YOU!

>> WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME COW

CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> MY GOODNESS -- JUST

UNBELIEVABLE.

JUST THE SIZE OF THAT THING --

OH, MY GOSH!

YOU KNOW, JUST PEOPLE'S

REACTION, AND THEN WHEN THEY

SAID IT WOULD MILK, YOU KNOW,

OH, MY GOSH.

AND THEN YOU GET CHOCOLATE MILK.

>> EVERYBODY LOVED THE CAKE, AND

EVEN EDEN GOT TO HAVE A LICK.

[ LAUGHS ]

MAURIZIO WAS RIGHT ON CUE WITH

THE MILKING OF THE COW, AND I

THINK HE DESERVES SOMETHING

SPECIAL FOR CRAWLING UP A COW'S,

WELL, YOU KNOW.

MAURIZIO!

>> [ Muffled ] YEAH?

>> ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?

'CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE

MORE MILK.

>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU READY?

>> YEAH.

>> ON THREE.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OW!

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE REALLY HAD LOTS OF FUN WITH

THIS COW CAKE.

THAT'S HOW YOU COW-TIP

HOBOKEN STYLE!

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

[ COW MOOS ]

THIS HAS BEEN A REALLY GREAT

WEEK, BUT THERE'S ONE MORE

IMPORTANT THING I GOT TO DO.

>> THIS, YOU GOT TO KEEP IT

LIGHT BECAUSE YOU GOT A DARK

FLOOR, OKAY?

>> WE'RE JUST DAYS AWAY FROM

GETTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON

THE NEW CAKE FACTORY,

LACKAWANNA.

AND I NEED TO GET MAMA'S

BLESSING.

>> EVEN THIS WORKS BECAUSE IT'S

GOT THE RED.

NO, THAT -- NO, ABSOLUTELY --

NO, TOO YELLOW.

THAT'S A POSSIBILITY.

EITHER THAT COULD WORK OR EVEN

DOING IT IN WHITE THE WAY IT IS

BECAUSE YOU PICK UP -- I'M JUST

TELLING YOU.

>> I THINK THE CREAM IS JUST --

>> THE CREAM BUT THE LIGHTEST

ONE.

>> THIS IS THE BAKING ROOM.

>> UH-HUH, I'LL SAY.

>> YOU CAN BAKE IN HERE, NO?

>> YEAH, I'LL SAY.

OKAY, VERY NICE.

YOU HAVE THE SPACE, YOU GOT THE

SETUP, THE LAYOUT.

EVERYTHING TURNED OUT REALLY

NICE.

>> I'M SO GLAD THAT I MADE MY

MOM PROUD.

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE

THIS BETTER IS IF MY DAD COULD

SEE HOW FAR THE BAKERY'S COME,

I'VE COME, TO SEE THAT WE'RE ALL

TOGETHER AND STILL A FAMILY.

>> YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST SAW

THIS THE FIRST TIME, I REALLY

COULDN'T COMPREHEND IT OR REALLY

FULLY UNDERSTAND.

BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH

WITH IT, I MEAN, YOU REALLY HAD

A GOOD VISION.

YOU DID A HELL OF A JOB, AND I'M

PROUD OF YOU.

>> THANK YOU, MAMA.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, AND WE'RE

COUNTING ON YOU.

>> DADDY HAD GREAT VISION, TOO.

>> HE SURE DID.

>> THAT'S WHERE I GOT MY VISION

FROM.

I WON'T LET THE FAMILY DOWN.

>> I'M SURE HE'S PROUD JUST

LOOKING AT THIS.

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