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>> OHH.

OHH.

ON THIS EPISODE OF

"CAKE BOSS"...

>> I PROMISED HIM REAL FIRE ON

THE CAKE.

>> IF YOU LIGHT A FIRE IN A

CAKE, IT'S GONNA BURN.

IT'S GONNA MELT.

HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THAT?

>> WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY.

>> STEP BACK, PLEASE.

>> DANNY, WATCH YOUR HAIR.

[ FIRE WHOOSHES ]

>> OH!

>> AH! WELCOME TO NATURE, MY

SONS.

>> DUDE, I'M ALLERGIC.

>> HELLO. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

>> WE WANT PEOPLE SITTING AT THE

END OF THE TABLE, BUT HAVE A

REAL VIDEO CHAT THROUGH A

COMPUTER SCREEN ON EITHER SIDE.

>> I NEED A HAMMER.

>> WAIT A SECOND.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

>> AH, LOOK AT THE OVENS.

>> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT

WORKS.

WE GOT TO GET IN HERE AND TEST.

WE GOT TO TEST-BAKE.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BEING HERE

IN A MONTH, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU

HOW A SHEET CAKE'S GONNA BAKE

HERE.

IT'S STARTING TO MAKE ME A

LITTLE NERVOUS, TO BE HONEST

WITH YOU.

>> THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF

CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE

DOORS.

>> THIS IS THE CREW --

MIA FAMIGLIA.

>> WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY

TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com

>> 49?

>> SUMMER'S ALWAYS BUSY FOR US

HERE AT CARLO'S BAKERY.

IT'S STILL WEDDING SEASON.

LOTS OF FAMILIES ARE VISITING US

WHILE ON VACATION.

I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH JUST TO EVEN

KEEP THESE CASES STOCKED.

>> EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.

I JUST GOT TO GET THROUGH.

MADELINE? MADELINE?

>> HEY, ADAM. HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

>> I WANTED TO KNOW IF I COULD

TALK TO BUDDY ABOUT A CAKE.

>> OH. WELL, BUDDY'S NOT HERE,

BUT COME DOWN.

I'LL TALK TO YOU.

>> OKAY, GREAT.

>> LET ME SEE WHAT YOU NEED.

>> EXCUSE ME.

SQUEAK BY.

OKAY, GOOD. HI.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> YOU, TOO.

SO, WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> BACK ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, MY

FRIENDS AND I USED TO GO CAMPING

TOGETHER OVER THE SUMMERS.

AND IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG TIME

SINCE WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET

TOGETHER.

WE'RE -- WE'RE JUST ALL EXCITED,

SO I REALLY FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW,

YOU GUYS DOING A CAKE FOR US WAS

REALLY THE BEST WAY TO REPRESENT

OUR TIME TOGETHER GROWING UP.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.

SO, WHAT KIND OF CAKE ARE YOU

LOOKING FOR?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> EVERYBODY LIKES TO TOAST

MARSHMALLOWS ON CAMPING TRIPS.

HOW ABOUT A FIRE IN THE CAKE?

>> YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT?

YOU CAN ACTUALLY PUT THE FIRE ON

THE CAKE?

>> YEAH. WHY NOT?

IF ANYBODY COULD DO IT, BUDDY

COULD DO IT.

>> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF YOU

COULD DO THAT.

>> I PROMISE YOU.

IT'LL BE ON THE CAKE, ADAM.

>> GREAT. THAT'S SO GOOD.

>> OKAY?

>> THANK YOU, MADELINE.

YOU, TOO.

>> I'M GONNA TELL HIM ALL ABOUT

IT.

>> WONDERFUL. THANKS.

>> TAKE CARE. BYE-BYE.

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> YEAH, BUDDY.

>> LISTEN, WE GOT -- WE GOT SOME

GOOD THINGS.

WE GOT A LOT OF GOOD STUFF.

>> A LOT OF WORK.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU AIN'T KIDDING.

AH, LOOK AT THE OVENS.

THIS WEEK, WE FINALLY GOT THE

OVENS IN THE NEW CAKE FACTORY AT

LACKAWANNA.

SO I BROUGHT JOEY OVER TO CHECK

THEM OUT.

I MEAN, THESE RACK OVENS ARE

GREAT.

>> CAN'T BEAT THESE.

>> WELL, I THINK, MOSTLY HERE IS

GONNA BE YOUR CAKES.

I THINK THIS WILL PROBABLY BE

YOUR CHEESECAKES.

>> CHEESECAKES, PIES.

>> COOKIES, BISCOTTI,

PASTRIES...

>> CREAM PUFFS.

>> ...WILL BE BAKED MOSTLY IN

THERE.

>> MM-HMM. IT LOOKS GREAT.

I MEAN, THE -- THE WHOLE PACKAGE

LOOKS GREAT.

BUT IT'S JUST STARTING TO MAKE

ME A LITTLE NERVOUS, TO BE

HONEST WITH YOU, ESPECIALLY THIS

BEAST.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW

THAT'S GONNA BAKE.

IT'S SO -- SO MUCH BIGGER THAN

ANYTHING WE'VE EVER HAD.

YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT TO WORK

RIGHT.

WE GOT TO TEST.

YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO GET IN HERE

AND TEST.

WE GOT TO TEST-BAKE.

>> JOEY'S REALLY WORRIED ABOUT

KEEPING UP WITH THE DEMAND AT

CARLO'S AND KEEPING UP WITH

CARLO'S QUALITY.

THAT'S WHY HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT

THE NEW OVENS AND MAKING SURE

THEY WORK RIGHT.

>> YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THERE'S

NO HOT SPOTS IN THIS OVEN?

>> WELL...

>> YOU REMEMBER THE OLD OVENS.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS THING.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BEING HERE

IN A MONTH, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU

HOW A SHEET CAKE'S GONNA BAKE

HERE.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S A PROBLEM.

GREAT BIG OVEN.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT WORKS.

>> LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND THE

IMPORTANCE OF YOU GETTING IN

HERE AND TESTING IT, OKAY?

I PROMISE, BEFORE WE'RE -- WE'RE

UP AND RUNNING, YOU WILL HAVE

THE ADEQUATE TIME TO MAKE SURE

THAT THESE OVENS ARE RIGHT.

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO.

I KNOW EVERYBODY'S STRESSED OUT

ABOUT THE NEW CAKE FACTORY AT

LACKAWANNA, BUT THIS IS A GOOD

THING THAT'S HAPPENING HERE.

THE ONLY SALVATION IS I KNOW

THAT WE STILL HAVE THE BAKERY.

WE ALWAYS CAN BAKE OUT OF THOSE

OVENS.

YOU HAVE THESE OVENS.

BETWEEN ALL THE OVENS WE HAVE...

>> YEAH.

>> IF WE -- IF WE HAVE PROBLEMS

THEN, THEN I GIVE UP.

>> OH, HEY.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

I WAS GONNA -- I CALLED YOU, BUT

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

>> I WAS BUSY WITH LACKAWANNA.

>> REMEMBER OUR FRIEND ADAM?

>> YEAH.

>> HE CAME IN TODAY.

HE'S GOING ON A CAMPING TRIP

WITH HIS FRIENDS.

>> OKAY.

>> AND HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE THE

CAKE.

SO HE GAVE SOME IDEAS.

AND I SAYS, "OH, WELL, WHAT

ABOUT A FIRE IN THE CAKE, LIKE

A CAMPFIRE, LIKE REAL FIRE?"

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN A REAL FIRE?

>> LIKE A REAL FIRE.

WHEN YOU PRESENT THE CAKE, IT'S

GONNA BE FLAMES, LIKE A FIRE.

>> LIKE, WE'LL MAKE, LIKE, WOOD

AND -- AND TRY TO, LIKE, MAKE IT

LOOK LIKE REAL FIRE?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

NOT LOOK LIKE A FIRE -- LIKE

FLAMES, FIRE, WHOO!

>> LIKE YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN IT,

AND YOU'RE BURNED?

>> YEAH.

>> COME ON.

I MEAN, REALLY, HOW THE HELL AM

I GONNA DO THAT?

IF YOU LIGHT A FIRE IN A CAKE,

IT'S GONNA BURN.

IT'S GONNA MELT.

IT'S ICING.

>> OKAY, EVEN IF WE JUST LIGHT

IT TO PRESENT IT...

>> IT'S NOT LIKE A CANDLE THAT

YOU CAN BLOW OUT.

IT'S A FRIGGING FIRE.

>> LISTEN, I DON'T -- I PROMISED

HIM REAL FIRE ON THE CAKE.

YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN I

TOLD HIM.

HE WAS SO EXCITED THAT THERE WAS

GONNA BE REAL FIRE ON HIS CAKE.

AND I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKE TO ME

FIRST.

>> AND I'M NOT CALLING HIM BACK,

'CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, AND

THAT'S THAT.

YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT FIRE CAKE,

AND THAT'S IT.

>> SO, SINCE MADELINE SUCKERED

ME INTO DOING THIS CAMPING CAKE,

HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I'LL START WITH A WHOLE

CAMPGROUND SCENE -- THE TENTS,

THE CAMPERS, AND ALL THE GEAR --

EVEN AN R.V.

[ HORN HONKS ]

SINCE MADELINE PROMISED ADAM A

FIRE, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT WITH A

BIG FIRE PIT IN THE MIDDLE, BIG

ENOUGH FOR A REAL, LIFE-SIZED

CAMPFIRE.

BUT I GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO

GET THIS FIRE AND CAKE TO MIX.

>> IF WE WORK, WE CAN BARBECUE

TODAY?

>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE WAS

DOING.

HE SAID WE WERE GONNA DO A FIRE

CAKE.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MAKE

LUNCH OR SOMETHING -- COOK

STEAKS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

YOU GO BUILD THE BOARD FOR THIS.

SO I GOT FRANKIE AND DANNY

FILLING AROUND THE FIRE PIT WITH

A VANILLA SPONGE, FILLED WITH

VANILLA TRUFFLE BUTTERCREAM AND

CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

NOW, THAT'S A SERIOUS CAKE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ Chuckling ] HEY!

WHAT'S UP, JEFF?

HOW WE DOING?

>> BROUGHT A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR

YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.

SO, MY FRIEND JEFF WORKS FOR

THIS TECH COMPANY, AND THEY WANT

A CAKE FOR A CONFERENCE THEY'RE

HAVING.

>> SO, HERE'S THE PROCESSOR

WE'RE GONNA USE FOR THE SYSTEM.

>> OKAY.

SO THIS IS LIKE THE BRAINS?

>> THAT'S THE BRAINS.

AND THEN HERE ARE GONNA BE SOME

OF THE PHONES THAT WE'RE GONNA

USE.

>> THE KICKER IS HE WANTS THEIR

GEAR TO BE A WORKING PART OF

THIS CAKE.

>> WE WANT PEOPLE SITTING AT THE

END OF THE TABLE, BUT HAVE A

REAL VIDEO CHAT...THROUGH A

COMPUTER SCREEN ON EITHER SIDE.

>> WHICH IS "CAKE."

>> YOU KNOW IT'S A CAKE, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, I KNOW IT'S A CAKE,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY CAN'T WE TRY?

SO, FRANKIE, THIS IS ALL

VOICE OVER I.P...

>> OKAY.

>> ...USING WI-FI.

WE'RE INTEGRATING USE OF THE VPN

TO GET TO THE VIDEO SOFTWARE VIA

VoIP.

>> SO, JEFF'S ALL LIKE, "IPO,

XYZ, BADA-BADA-BADA."

AND I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE NOT

SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE."

GO AHEAD.

SAY YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING

ABOUT.

>> IT'S DEFINITELY WAY OVER

THEIR HEADS -- DEFINITELY WAY

OVER THEIR HEADS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> SO, MY IDEA IS TO BUST ALL

THIS STUFF UP, TAKE OUT ALL THE

GUTS, AND KIND OF ENCASE IT IN,

LIKE, RICE KRISPIE TREATS AND

MODELING CHOCOLATE.

WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL CUT UP

THESE SCREENS A LITTLE BIT.

>> OKAY.

>> HE SAID OKAY. HE SAID OKAY.

>> A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE BIT.

A LITTLE BIT.

>> LET ME SEE SOMETHING.

IT'S JUST A FEW SCREWS.

>> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

WORRY.

>> OKAY.

>> WE'LL BE -- WE'LL BE GENTLE.

LET'S START CUTTING STUFF UP.

I NEED A HAMMER.

I'LL JUST CUT IT.

I'LL CUT IT RIGHT IN HALF.

>> WAIT A SECOND.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

>> OH, HERE WE GO.

IS THIS THE MICROPHONE OR IS

THIS THE EARPIECE?

>> I DEFINITELY NEED TO CUT THE

WIRE.

GET THE CROWBAR.

>> DANNY, LET'S DO RED VELVET

AND MAYBE CHOCOLATE WITH -- WITH

FUDGE.

THIS TECHNOLOGY CAKE -- IT'S

GONNA BE HUGE.

IT'S SO BIG THAT TWO PEOPLE ARE

GONNA SIT SIDE BY SIDE AND BE

ABLE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER USING

VIDEO CONFERENCE.

>> START FROM THE END.

PUT THE PIECE IN THE MIDDLE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET THAT BUTTERCREAM ON

THERE.

LET'S ICE THIS PUPPY UP.

THIS CAKE ALSO HAS GOT TO FEED

LIKE 300 PEOPLE, SO WE'RE

STACKING AND FILLING TWO ROWS

OF SHEET CAKES.

CAN I HAVE THE CUTTER SET?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BY ANY

CHANCE?

CAN I ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

>> I'M MAKING A TELEPHONE CAKE.

>> YOU'RE WHAT?

>> TELEPHONE CAKE.

TO MAKE THIS CAKE TOTALLY

INTERACTIVE, WE TOOK THE GUTS

OUT OF OUR CLIENT'S EQUIPMENT

AND STARTED BUILDING THEM INTO

RICE KRISPIE TREATS.

THIS IS GONNA BE COOL WHEN IT'S

DONE.

LOOK, I'M NO

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, BUT I

FIGURE YOU GOT A LISTEN PART AND

YOU GOT A TALK PART.

YOU RUN WIRES --

BADA-BING, BADA-BOOM --

YOU GOT A TELEPHONE.

ALL RIGHT, FRANKIE.

ALL DONE.

>> THAT CAME OUT BETTER THAN I

EXPECTED.

>> YOU WANT TO TALK?

>> YOU GOT IT WORKING.

>> YEAH, LOOK.

>> AWESOME.

>> WANT TO SAY HELLO?

SAY HELLO.

[ RINGING ]

>> HELLO, RALPH.

>> THANK YOU FOR CALLING

CARLO'S BAKERY.

IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE FILM

YOU'D LIKE TO SEE, PRESS OR SAY

"1" NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA RUSTICA?

I'LL CUT IT UP FOR YOU GUYS.

>> FOR THIS CAMPING CAKE, I GOT

MY SCULPTORS CARVING OUT ALL

KINDS OF STUFF YOU WOULD SEE AT

A CAMPGROUND.

ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO START

DRAWING OUT SOME TRAILS.

>> WE'RE GONNA THROW SOME

CRUNCHIES.

WE'LL USE SOME OF THE...

>> SOME CRUNCHIES, AND WE'RE

GONNA DO, LIKE, A MOCHA.

>> WANT TO USE SOME OF THAT

PUFFED RICE?

>> COULD, YEAH.

>> IT'S EXTRA.

>> YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

DO YOU EVER GO CAMPING, CUZ?

>> IN MY BACKYARD.

>> THAT'S NOT A CAMPING TRIP.

>> SAYS WHO?

IT'S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT.

>> HOW ABOUT YOU, MAURO?

>> I WENT CAMPING A COUPLE OF

TIMES.

>> YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE

CAMPING TYPE.

>> WELL, I KNOW YOU SINCE YOU

WERE LIKE -- SINCE YOU WERE LIKE

12.

WHEN DID YOU EVER GO CAMPING?

>> I NEVER DID.

BUT BEING THE FISHERMAN THAT I

AM, I'VE BECOME ONE WITH NATURE.

>> AH.

>> MAYBE THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD

DO.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WHEN WE GO

DELIVER THIS CAKE, WE'LL GO A

LITTLE EARLY.

WE'LL KEEP THE CAKE IN THE

TRUCK.

WE'LL DO A LITTLE CAMPING TRIP.

>> I GOT A TENT AND COUPLE

SLEEPING BAGS.

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING,

YOU KNOW?

THE BIG CHALLENGE ON THIS CAKE

IS TO PUT A REAL BURNING

CAMPFIRE IN IT.

SO HERE'S MY IDEA -- WE BUILD A

FIRE PIT WITH A BARBECUE KETTLE

IN THE MIDDLE, AND WE PUT ROCKS

AROUND THAT.

HOPEFULLY, THE ROCKS WILL BE

ENOUGH TO KEEP THE HEAT FROM

MELTING THE CAKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?

MAYBE WE DO A TEST RUN.

I WANT TO TEST TO SEE HOW HOT IT

GETS WITH THE ROCKS BEING THE

BARRIERS -- OTHERWISE, THIS

WHOLE THING'S GONNA MELT.

GO GET SOME FIREWOOD.

GO IN THE ALLEY.

TAKE A FORM.

PUT THE POT IN THE FORM, PUT THE

ROCKS INSIDE, AND LIGHT A FIRE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OF COURSE, THIS IS JUST A

THEORY BECAUSE I'VE NEVER

ACTUALLY PUT A FIRE IN A CAKE

BEFORE.

>> OHH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

DON'T GET NOTHING WET, NOW, ALL

RIGHT?

>> MOVE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT.

>> GET THAT DOWN. NICE.

OKAY. NOW, WHERE'S THE LIGHTER?

>> WHAT LIGHTER?

>> THE LIGHTER.

>> NO, NO.

WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THE...

>> MATCHES?

>> NO, NO.

...THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

IT'S CAMPING -- WITH THE STICKS.

>> WHO ARE YOU -- A BOY SCOUT?

>> YEAH.

>> WE'RE GONNA STARVE IF WE GOT

TO WAIT FOR YOU TO LIGHT A FIRE.

OH. BAD DAY AT WORK?

>> LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS HOW TO

DO THIS.

>> WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

>> DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HOLD THIS.

STEP BACK, PLEASE.

>> HEY, DANNY, WATCH YOUR HAIR.

"ME DANNY. ME MAKE FIRE!"

OH!

>> OH!

>> WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

>> DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> EVERYBODY, STAND BACK A

LITTLE BIT.

>> STAND BACK.

>> OH!

>> NOW, THAT'S A FIRE!

>> YEAH, BUT YOU CHEATED.

>> IT EXPLODED.

>> LET'S SEE. DOES IT...

IT'S NOT HOT.

>> PUT A LITTLE MARSHMALLOW.

>> MARSHMALLOW, SOME HOT DOG.

>> NO, THIS THING -- YOU KNOW

WHY?

THIS THING IS MADE -- IT'S

ALREADY A REPELLANT A LITTLE

BIT.

>> WHERE'S THE HOT DOG?

>> GO TO THE STORE AROUND THE --

RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

>> GET SOME MARSHMALLOWS AND --

OR HOT DOGS.

WE'LL MAKE...

>> YOU GOT TO GET...

>> I'M TESTING OUT THIS FIRE PIT

FOR THIS CAMPING CAKE.

NEXT THING I KNOW, WE'RE HAVING

A WEENIE ROAST OUTSIDE.

NOW, THAT'S A FIRE!

>> THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA, BUDDY.

I GOT TO -- YOU DON'T HAVE TOO

MANY, BUT THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE WENT TO GO

GET A COUPLE STEAKS.

>> BUT, LOOK, THE THING IS STILL

NOT HOT.

>> YEAH.

>> SO, THE TEST FOR OUR CAMPING

CAKE WORKED.

WE WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO LIGHT A

FIRE IN A BOWL WITHOUT LETTING

THE HEAT GET PAST THE ROCKS.

>> OOH, LOOK AT THE MARSHMALLOW.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OH, IT'S ON FIRE.

>> GET SOME CHOCOLATE, SOME

GRAHAM CRACKER.

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ALL OFFICE

EQUIPMENT MADE OR NO?

ARE YOU WORKING ON THAT?

FOR THIS INTERACTIVE CAKE, I GOT

RALPHIE BOY, JUAN, AND FRANKIE

WORKING ON THE GEAR FOR THEIR

VIDEO CHAT.

THEY'RE USING ALL THE

ELECTRONICS WE BUSTED THE GUTS

OUT OF AND MAKING WORKING

REPLICAS OUT OF

RICE KRISPIE TREATS, COVERED

WITH MODELING CHOCOLATE AND

FONDANT.

WE COVERED THE CAKE WITH FONDANT

TILES, SO THERE'S LOTS OF PLACES

WE CAN LIFT UP AND RUN CABLES.

GOT THE WHITE BUTTERCREAM?

THEN WE START WIRING THIS BABY

FOR SOUND, VIDEO, INTERNET --

YOU NAME IT.

>> HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

>> NOT ONLY COULD YOU EAT THIS

CAKE, BUT YOU COULD ACTUALLY

MAKE A FRIGGING PHONE CALL WHILE

YOU'RE EATING IT.

>> NICEY-NICE.

>> CLICKY-CLICK.

WE'LL DO ALL THE FINAL AND

FINISHING TOUCHES ON-SITE,

'CAUSE WE GOT TO GET THIS CAKE

OVER TO JEFF'S CONFERENCE.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

LET'S HURRY UP. LET'S MOVE.

>> 1...2...3.

>> OKAY.

>> THANKS AGAIN TO ALL OF YOU

FOR TAKING THE TIME TO

PARTICIPATE AND BEING HERE TO

SEE THE LAUNCH OF THE NEW

PRODUCT FOR SMALL BUSINESSES.

>> THE LIGHTS ARE ON?

EVERYTHING IS GOOD?

>> YEP.

>> BEFORE WE ADJOURN, THERE'S

JUST ONE LAST THING.

>> ALL RIGHT.

TURN. TURN.

TURN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY.

LET'S GO.

WATCH YOUR FEET, FRANKIE.

TURN. TURN. TURN. TURN.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS PHONE HERE IS ACTUALLY

CAKE, OKAY?

WE RIPPED APART A PHONE AND TOOK

KEY ELEMENTS THAT WE NEEDED TO

MAKE IT RING LIKE A PHONE, BUT

IT'S CAKE.

YOU COULD EAT IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY?

AND...LET'S SEE.

[ RINGING ]

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY?

YEAH.

NOW WE NEED TO HAVE SOMEBODY

COME AND SIT.

>> HEY, BUDDY.

>> HOW WE DOING?

>> I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOT TO LOOK AT

THE CAMERA.

>> I'M LOOKING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> THIS IS AMAZING.

>> I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT --

THROUGH THE CAKE, THIS IS ALL

HAPPENING, ALL RIGHT?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> BUDDY CLEARLY EXCEEDED WHAT

OUR BASIC GOALS WERE OF

INCORPORATING OUR TECHNOLOGY

INTO HIS FORMAT, WHICH IS BAKING

CAKES.

>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY -- I

WOULD SAY, AT LEAST, MINIMUM,

ONE MORE BAG.

>> TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE

DELIVERING THIS CAMPING CAKE.

BUT WE GOT TO HURRY UP AND

FINISH IT, 'CAUSE ME AND THE

BOYS GOT TO GO GRAB THE KIDS AND

GET READY FOR THE GREAT

OUTDOORS.

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> A SLEEPING BAG.

WHEN WE GO CAMPING TODAY, BUD,

WE'RE GONNA GO FISHING.

WE'RE GONNA LIGHT A FIRE.

OOH, BACON AND EGGS.

LOOK AT THAT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE GRASS

TIP.

LET'S GO TO TOWN.

WE GET THE FINAL DETAILS ON THE

CAKE.

I STEP BACK, AND I'M LIKE,

"AHH!"

I COULD ALMOST SMELL THE PINES.

WELL, I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD.

>> IT DOES LOOK COOL.

>> I THINK WE DID A GREAT JOB ON

THIS CAKE.

WHERE'S ALL THE CAMPERS?

>> YEAH!

>> ARE WE READY TO GO CAMPING?

>> YEAH!

>> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> GOOD!

>> ALL RIGHT, WE GOT BEARS.

WE GOT A CAMPFIRE.

WE GOT TENTS.

ALL RIGHT, SO, WE'RE GONNA GO

CAMPING?

>> YEAH!

>> WE'RE GONNA ROAST

MARSHMALLOWS?

>> YEAH!

>> WE'RE GONNA THROW

UNCLE FRANKIE AND UNCLE MAURO IN

THE LAKE?

>> NO!

>> YEAH!

>> LISTEN, DO YOU -- NO, THE

GIRLS AREN'T GOING CAMPING WITH

YOU.

I'M NOT THE HAPPY CAMPER.

>> NO GIRLS ALLOWED OR

SOMETHING.

>> NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED -- BOYS

ONLY.

>> BOYS ONLY.

>> YES!

>> BUT YOU HAVE FUN.

>> I HEARD THERE'S A LOT OF

TICKS.

I DON'T WANT HIM COMING HOME

WITH TICKS.

>> WELL, IF HE DOES, YOU PICK

THEM OFF.

>> AND MAKE SURE -- MAKE SURE

YOU COME BACK WITH ALL OF THEM.

DON'T LET THEM WANDER OFF.

>> GOD FORBID!

>> ALL RIGHT.

SISTERS, OUT OF HERE.

>> YES!

>> LET'S GET THIS CAKE IN THE

TRUCK!

[ ALL CHEER ]

>> LET'S GET IT IN THE TRUCK!

>> OH, BOY.

AND THE -- AND THE ADVENTURE

BEGINS.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA

FISH?

>> THAT'S WHERE WE'RE FISHING?

>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

LET'S UNLOAD.

AHH! WELCOME TO NATURE, MY SONS.

YOU READY, CAMPERS?

>> WHOO!

>> LET'S BECOME ONE WITH NATURE.

>> ALL RIGHT, CAN WE GO HOME

NOW?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> NO!

>> AH, BUT, BUDDY.

DUDE, I'M ALLERGIC.

>> SO, WE GET UP TO THIS

CAMPSITE, AND, MAN, I AM READY.

WE'RE GONNA GO CATCH SOME FISH,

AND WE'RE GONNA DO SOME

BARBECUE.

>> WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP

TONIGHT?

>> THERE'S NO ROOM SERVICE OVER

HERE, BOSS!

YOU GOT TO SET UP YOUR TENT!

COME ON.

>> WAIT A SECOND.

LET ME SEE.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE GOT

DINNER.

YOU WORRY ABOUT THE TENTS.

I'LL WORRY ABOUT DINNER.

THERE WAS A LITTLE DISPUTE ABOUT

THE DIVISION OF LABOR, BUT IT

ALL WORKED OUT.

>> THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE THERE?

>> NO, THERE'S NO INSTRUCTIONS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST KNOW.

>> LET ME SEE THAT BAG.

THERE'S GOT TO BE INSTRUCTIONS.

WELL, THERE'S NOT.

I SAY WE JUST GET ONE OF THOSE

TRAILERS.

>> WHAT'S THIS HERE?

WHAT THE -- HELLO.

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

>> THERE BETTER BE A MOTEL

AROUND HERE.

I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

>> WHY?

YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR TENT, HUH?

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT

IT UP!

HOW THE HELL DO I LIKE IT?!

>> THIS HERE -- SEE THIS HERE?

>> OHH.

>> I FEEL LIKE

THE THREE STOOGES -- IT'S ONLY

TWO OF US.

>> DANNY! DANNY! DANNY!

>> WHAT?

>> THATAGIRL.

>> HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YES! THE TENT!

>> I HAVE PUT UP A TENT!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SNORTS ]

EE-HAW!

>> WE GOT THE AIR CONDITIONER

ON?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.

>> GUYS, WHY DON'T WE DO THIS?

WHY DON'T WE GO DELIVER THE

CAKE?

AND THEN WE'LL COME BACK, AND

WE'LL LIGHT A CAMPFIRE HERE.

WE'LL HAVE SOME MARSHMALLOW.

>> ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

WE'RE DELIVERING THIS CAKE FOR

OUR CLIENT ADAM AND HIS FRIENDS,

WHO'VE BEEN CAMPING TOGETHER FOR

THE LAST 10 YEARS.

>> GO AHEAD.

GO STRAIGHT BACK NOW.

STRAIGHT BACK.

>> LISTEN, I'M MORE WORRIED

ABOUT THE CAKE MELTING IN THIS

98-DEGREE HEAT, AND I DIDN'T

EVEN LIGHT THIS FIRE YET.

OH, MAN, IS IT NICE IN HERE!

>> NICE IN HERE.

>> DANNY, I CAN'T SEE NOTHING.

YOU GOT TO HELP ME OUT HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING -- THE

CAKE, OR YOU DOING THE FIRE PIT?

>> AHA!

>> WE HAVE FIRE!

>> FIRE, AHA!

>> READY?

>> ON THE SIDES.

>> 1, 2, 3.

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> [ Chuckling ] OH, MY GOD.

>> NO WAY.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> OH, BOY.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAN, HUH?

>> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

>> YOU LIKE IT?

>> OH, MY GOD. CRAZY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

OH, MAN.

>> THAT'S A REAL FIRE.

>> THAT'S...

[ LAUGHS ]

>> IT WAS JUST AN AMAZING

FEELING TO BE ABLE TO SEE

SOMETHING THAT REALLY BROUGHT

TOGETHER ALL THE YEARS THAT WE

USED TO SPEND.

AND IT JUST BLEW ME AWAY, AND IT

BLEW MY FRIENDS AWAY.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?

>> I'M CAMPING WITH MY FAMILY,

SO I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS ENJOY.

>> HEY, THANKS A LOT.

>> GOOD DAY, MAN.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING

HERE.

>> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

UNBELIEVABLE STUFF.

>> ENJOY YOUR CAKE.

>> AWESOME. AWESOME.

>> TAKE IT EASY.

>> THANK YOU.

LET'S EAT SOME CAKE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> AHH! AHH! AHH!

>> HEY, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

>> SWIMMING IN THE LAKE.

>> IT'S FUN.

>> YEAH.

>> IT SAYS "NO SWIMMING," BUDDY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING

THE KIDS.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS NO

SWIMMING.

>> EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER.

WE'RE LIGHTING A FIRE.

COME ON.

>> YEAH!

>> WHO WANTS TO LIGHT A FIRE?!

[ ALL CHEER ]

ALL IN ALL, IT WAS REALLY A

GREAT DAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER BEEN

CAMPING BEFORE.

>> ALL KIDS AWAY FROM THE FIRE.

LET UNCLE BUDDY DO IT.

COME ON.

>> [ Laughing ] BUT THERE'S

DEFINITELY ONE THING I'VE

LEARNED FROM BEING OUT HERE

TODAY.

SO, ARE WE STAYING HERE THE

NIGHT?

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?

>> YES, WE CAN.

>> YEAH!

>> NO.

>> IT'S WE'RE JUST NOT CUT OUT

FOR THIS.

>> NO!

>> WHO'S FOR GOING HOME? ME!

>> I GOT TO SAY, IT HAS BEEN

100 DEGREES ALL DAY.

YOU LOOK HOT. I'M HOT.

THIS GUY'S SWELTERING, MAN.

HE'S BEEN...

>> THERE'S POLLEN FLYING ALL

OVER, MOSQUITOS.

>> THERE'S MOSQUITOS EVERYWHERE.

>> THE CAKE WAS DELIVERED.

WE WENT SWIMMING, WHICH YOU'RE

NOT SUPPOSED TO.

WE MADE A FIRE.

WE ATE S'MORES.

UNCLE BUDDY COOKED.

LET'S GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.

>> DO YOU WANT A S'MORE BAR?

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS

FIRE OUT?

>> YEAH.

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> GET A BOTTLE OF WATER.

>> IT'S GREAT TO GO OUT AND

CAMP, BUT I GOT TO SAY -- I

DON'T KNOW IF MY BOYS ARE BUILT

FOR IT, BECAUSE THEY'D RATHER BE

IN THE AIR CONDITIONING.

>> IT'S STILL FIRE, DAD.

>> I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG.