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>> THIS IS CHEESE.

>> COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

>> MY ENTIRE LIFE RESOLVES

AROUND A BURGER.

I JUST LOVE A REALLY GREAT

BURGER.

CHEESE.

WE'RE MISSING A BUN.

WHEN WE CUT INTO IT, THEY'RE

GOING TO SEE THAT IT'S MEDIUM

RARE.

STAY UP THERE.

I'M GONNA THROW THESE TO YOU.

>> WHOA!

>> EACH BIRTHDAY CAKE IS

SOMEBODY AFFECTED BY CANCER.

THE REASON FOR DOING THIS, GUYS,

IS TO SEE WHO CAN EAT THE MOST.

>> LOOK AT RALPH GO.

>> HOW MANY DID YOU EAT?

>> THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF

CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE

DOORS.

>> THIS IS THE CREW, MIA

FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO

THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

>> HAMBURGER.

>> YOU WANT THE BEEF, BABY.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HAMBURGER,

MAURO?

I DON'T LIKE ALL THE LEAN STUFF.

IT'S GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE

SUBSTANCE.

>> EXACTLY.

SAY PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE A

LITTLE CRAZY ABOUT FOOD.

>> I DON'T LIKE PICKLES ON IT.

>> YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE, RIGHT?

>> I PREFER WITHOUT.

>> I PREFER WITHOUT.

>> DEPENDS ON WHAT.

>> IF THERE IS CHEESE, I LIKE

SWISS CHEESE.

>> BUT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, AS

MUCH AS I LIKE A GOOD BURGER,

TODAY I MET A GUY WHO'S

OBSESSED WITH THEM.

I'M BUDDY.

>> I'M REV.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.

SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

>> I LOVE BURGERS, AND I NEED

YOUR HELP.

FASHION REVOLVES AROUND A

BURGER.

ALL BURGERS.

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S LAMB.

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEEF.

I JUST LOVE BURGERS.

YOU COULD PUT SOME BANANAS ON

IT.

BACON.

AND CHEESE.

AFTER IT'S BEEN BATTERED.

I DON'T CARE.

I JUST LOVE A REALLY GREAT

BURGER.

>> I MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE IN

THIS BUSINESS, AND I'VE NEVER

MET ANYBODY SO CRAZY ABOUT

HAMBURGERS AS THIS GUY REV.

>> THIS IS NATIONAL HAMBURGER

MONTH, AND I PLEDGED THAT I

WOULD EAT A BURGER EVERY SINGLE

DAY OF NATIONAL HAMBURGER MONTH.

I'VE EATEN THEM IN ALASKA, IN

AMSTERDAM, IN SOUTH AMERICA, ALL

OVER THE UNITED STATES.

BUT I WANT TO END WITH A BANG.

I OWN A BAR IN NEW YORK CITY,

AND I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY.

I WANT THE VERY LAST DAY TO HAVE

A GIGANTIC HAMBURGER CAKE THAT I

CAN SHARE WITH ALL OF MY

FRIENDS.

>> OKAY.

MEDIUM-RARE BURGER -- CHARRED ON

THE OUTSIDE AND ALIVE IN THE

MIDDLE, LIKE A NICE, JUICY, RED

CENTER.

RED VELVET, BUT I THINK WE CAN

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

BE ANGRY AT THAT.

AWESOME CAKE.

>> I CAN'T WAIT.

>> IT'S GONNA BE BIG.

IT'S GONNA BE BEEFY.

IT'S GONNA BE JUICY.

BURGERS AND BEER -- I'M THERE.

>> MY VISION FOR THIS HAMBURGER

CAKE IS NOT ONE, BUT THREE GIANT

BURGERS WITH BUNS.

WE'LL HAVE LAYERS OF CHEESE,

BACON, AND LETTUCE.

AND WHEN WE CUT INTO THIS CAKE,

INSIDE WILL LOOK JUST LIKE A

MEDIUM-RARE BURGER.

FOR ME, MY FAVORITE BURGER HAS

GOT GRILLED ONIONS ON IT.

I LIKE BACON ON MY BURGER.

I'M SORRY. I KNOW YOU DON'T.

>> LISTEN -- YOU PUT BACON ON

MY BURGER, I'M NOT GOING TO

REFUSE IT.

TO GET ICED.

NOW.

WE'RE GONNA KEEP GOING.

WE'LL PIGGYBACK, OKAY?

>> HEY, GRACE.

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> WE GOT TO GET READY FOR THE

WALK.

>> WHAT WALK?

>> THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY.

REMEMBER, WE DID IT LAST YEAR

FOR DADDY?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> AND NOW THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA

DO IT FOR DADDY AND SAL.

AWW, YEAH, I'M DEFINITELY IN IF

IT'S FOR DADDY AND SAL.

>> EVERY YEAR, CARLO'S BAKERY IS

INVOLVED IN THE AMERICAN CANCER

SOCIETY'S RELAY FOR LIFE.

THIS YEAR, I'VE PUT MADELINE IN

CHARGE OF GETTING THE TEAM READY

FOR HOBOKEN'S WALK.

>> YOU GUYS ARE WALKING WITH US.

>> HOW MANY MILES?

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MILES

IT IS.

>> IT'S NOT LONG DISTANCE.

ALL RIGHT, CONSIDER IT DONE.

>> WE'LL BE THERE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> WALK. I DON'T WANT TO WALK.

HOW MANY MILES YOU GONNA WALK?

>> I AIN'T WALKING MILES.

I'M WALKING STEPS.

>> WHILE MADELINE'S ORGANIZING

A TEAM FOR THE RELAY, I'M MAKING

A CAKE TO CELEBRATE THE EVENT

FOR THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY.

HI, GOOD MORNING.

I'M BUDDY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

>> EXCELLENT.

YOURSELF?

>> YES, I WAS DIAGNOSED BACK IN

2004.

WAY TO FIGHT BACK.

ONE OF THE MAJOR THEMES IS

CELEBRATING A WORLD WITH LESS

CANCER AND MORE BIRTHDAYS.

SO, NOT JUST LIKE A LITTLE

BIRTHDAY CAKE, BUT MAYBE A --

>> BIG BIRTHDAY CAKE?

>> WHAT IF I COME UP WITH LIKE

10 LITTLE CAKES THAT BUILD INTO

THIS ONE BIG CAKE?

>> THAT SOUND AMAZING.

>> NOW WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT

THE DESIGN OF THE CAKE.

THIS CAKE IS FOR THE AMERICAN

CANCER SOCIETY.

THEY'RE SAYING THAT TWO OUT OF

THREE PEOPLE WHO GET CANCER

SURVIVE.

KNOW, BUT I WANT TO DO IT RIGHT,

YOU KNOW?

I THINK THIS LOOKS PRETTY COOL.

>> SO, I GUESS THIS CAKE IS NOT

GONNA BE A HAPPY CAKE?

>> NO, IT IS GONNA BE A HAPPY

CAKE.

THEY'RE PEOPLE THAT SURVIVED.

YOU'RE THINK OF THE GOOD

MEMORIES, DANNY.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU REMEMBER SAL,

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?

THAT HE WAS SICK, OR DO YOU

REMEMBER SAL WHEN HE WAS HERE

AND JOKING AROUND?

>> SAL WAS A BAKER HERE AT

CARLO'S.

EMPLOYEES.

LET'S DO 10 BIRTHDAY CAKES

STACKED UP LIKE A PYRAMID.

EACH BIRTHDAY CAKE IS SOMEBODY

AFFECTED BY CANCER.

>> IT WORKS.

>> STAY UP THERE.

7-10s.

>> OHH!

>> WHOA!

FOR THIS HAMBURGER CAKE, FRANKIE

IS MAKING WHITE AND RED TILES

LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED HAMBURGER

JOINT.

THAT'S IT.

AND I GOT TYNE AND RALPH MAKING

THE CONDIMENTS.

I MEAN, WE'VE GOT PICKLES,

ONIONS, LETTUCE.

>> GOES ON THE FOIL, AND THAT

MAKES IT ALL CRUNKLY LIKE

LETTUCE IS.

>> WE GOT THE BUNS FOR THESE

THREE BURGERS FILLED IN DIRTY

ICE.

FONDANT.

AND FRANKIE IS CUTTING OUT THE

SESAME SEEDS ONE AT A TIME.

I'M MISSING A BUN!

>> IT CAN'T BE.

>> YOU GOT FIVE.

>> YOU JUST DID ONE, DIDN'T YOU?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN

THE REFRIGERATOR IN THE FRONT?

>> NO, I SWEAR I PUT IT OVER

HERE.

WE'RE MISSING ONE.

>> I SAW HIM MAKE IT.

WE DID THE ONE, AND THEN I

JUST DID THE LAST ONE.

>> DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> YOU DID ONE, AND THEN THE

LAST ONE, WHEN I WAS CLEANING

THE BENCH, HE DID IT.

>> I PUT IT IN THERE.

>> DID SOMEBODY EAT THE BUN?

>> SOMEBODY MIGHT HAVE ATE IT.

>> YOU'RE LYING.

>> DUDE, THERE'S FIVE!

LOOK -- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE.

>> I EVEN GAVE YOU THE BOWL.

>> LOOK --

>> SO, WHERE --

>> YOU HID THEM.

WE CAN'T FIND IT.

>> I'M MISSING A BUN.

THERE'S FIVE BUNS THERE.

WE'RE MISSING ONE.

>> I SAW HIM MAKE IT.

WHO'S MESSING AROUND?

>> SO, WHO HAD SOMETHING TO DO

WITH IT?

HOW TO COUNT BECAUSE TO MAKE

THREE HAMBURGERS, YOU NEED SIX

BUNS, AND THERE'S ONLY FIVE.

I STILL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT

HAPPENED TO THEM.

NOW I'VE GOT TO STOP WHAT I'M

DOING AND MAKE ANOTHER BUN?

HEY, YOU WANT TO DO THE

HAMBURGER ROOFTOP?

AND THEN I'LL AIRBRUSH?

WE'RE MAKING A HAMBURGER CAKE

FOR A GUY WHO REALLY LOVES

HAMBURGERS.

NOW IT'S TIME TO FINISH THE MOST

IMPORTANT PART OF ANY

HAMBURGER -- THE MEAT, BABY.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> WE'RE COVERING THE CAKE WITH

MODELING CHOCOLATE, AND WE'RE

KIND OF LIKE SCRATCHING IT UP,

ADDING SOME TEXTURE TO IT SO IT

REALLY LOOKS JUST LIKE MEAT.

>> 100% USDA BEEF, BABY.

>> JUST LIKE MY COUSIN FRANKIE.

I USE A ROLLING PIN AND SOME

EDIBLE PAINT TO MAKE MARKS SO IT

LOOKS LIKE IT'S COMING HOT OFF

THE GRILL.

>> LET'S GO UP ONE BY ONE.

>> NEXT WE START AIRBRUSHING THE

BUNS A DELICIOUS GOLDEN BROWN

'CAUSE EVERY BURGER'S GOT TO

HAVE A BUN.

OKAY. I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD, NO?

UH-HUH.

>> THIS CAKE FOR THE AMERICAN

CANCER SOCIETY IS TO CELEBRATE

LESS CANCER, MORE BIRTHDAYS.

FOR EACH OF THESE BIRTHDAY

CAKES, WE'RE GONNA TAILOR THEM

TO SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN AFFECTED

BY CANCER.

MAURO IS MAKING ONE FOR HIS MOM.

>> MY MOTHER WAS A REAL FAMILY

PERSON.

SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE

SEEN ALL THE KIDS PLAYING.

SCULPTED.

IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES FROM

THOSE DAYS.

>> JOEY IS MAKING ONE FOR SAL.

SAL WAS SUCH A BIG PART OF

EVERYONE'S LIFE, ESPECIALLY

MINE.

HE TAUGHT ME A LOT.

AND HE WAS INTO SPORTS AND

STUFF, SO WHY NOT MAKE A

SPORTS-TEAM CAKE?

>> I'LL DO MY FATHER'S IN IVORY

'CAUSE THEN I'LL PIPE ON IT.

NOW I'M WORKING ON ONE FOR MY

DAD.

OLD-SCHOOL CAKES, AND HE SHOWED

ME A SPECIAL TRICK AND TECHNIQUE

TO SMOOTH OUT ROYAL ICING.

>> WHAT'S THIS FOR?

WITH THIS?

FIT.

NO WAY. LOOK AT THESE THINGS.

DON'T MOVE. THIS IS A STICK-UP!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO SEE

THROUGH THAT.

>> OH, YOU --

>> PUT YOUR FINGERS UP.

>> LOOK. CAN YOU -- [ LAUGHS ]

>> PUT YOUR FINGERS UP.

ONE.

>> OKAY.

>> TWO.

FOUR.

I CAN SEE.

OW!

YOU POKED ME IN THE EYE!

>> NO, COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE

STOCKINGS?

ROYAL ICING.

ALL THE LUMPS COME OUT.

IT'S LIKE A SIFTER, MADELINE.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT

WITH A PAIR OF PANTYHOSE.

WHERE'D YOU GET THE PANTYHOSE?

>> FRANKIE'S CLOSET.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> MY DAD LOVED PIPING CAKES, SO

I'M PIPING HIS USING ROYAL ICING

I JUST STRAINED.

THIS HAMBURGER CAKE HAS GOT

EVERYBODY'S MOUTH WATERING, SO I

FIGURED I'D BRING IN A COUPLE

BURGERS, HAVE A LITTLE

COMPETITION WITH MY BOYS, SEE IF

THEY'RE UP FOR THE CHALLENGE.

THE REASON FOR DOING THIS, GUYS,

IS TO SEE WHO'S KING OF THE

HAMBURGER, WHO CAN EAT THE MOST.

>> I'D SAY THE ONLY PERSON I'M

WORRIED ABOUT IS FRANKIE.

I THINK I CAN TAKE ANYONE BUT

YOU.

OVER THERE.

EAT MORE THAN ANY OF YOU BIG

GUYS.

LOOK AT RALPH.

YOU GUYS READY?

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.

>> SAVE YOUR ENERGY, DANNY.

>> LOOK AT RALPH GO.

RALPH'S OFF -- OH.

>> HE'S GOING AFTER BUDDY.

>> WOW.

RALPH'S ON A MISSION.

LAST MAN STANDING.

>> I'M JUST GETTING STARTED,

BABY.

>> SAVE YOUR ENERGY, DANNY.

>> RALPH'S GOT SEVEN DOWN.

FRANKIE, YOU'RE LAGGING BEHIND,

FRANKIE.

GOOD OVER THERE, MAN.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> YOU'RE ON NINE.

>> YOU'RE AT 10.

>> YOU KNOW, EATING THESE

BURGERS AND WE'RE GIVING EACH

OTHER A HARD TIME, BUT WHEN WE

GOT AROUND 10, 12 BURGERS,

THINGS KIND OF GOT QUIET.

I MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE OUT.

I DID, MAN. I DID 11.

>> YOU DID 11?

>> HOW MANY YOU GOT?

>> I CAN'T EVEN SWALLOW ANYMORE.

>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?

SOMEBODY JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

HEALTHY CONTEST THAT HE

SHOULDN'T BE IN.

>> WHAT CONTEST?

>> NO!

>> THIS IS A CONTEST THAT HE

SHOULDN'T BE IN.

>> HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN THESE

CONTESTS.

IT'S NOT GOOD.

YEAH, YOU YELLING AT ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HOW MANY DID YOU EAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE'S NOT STAYING 'CAUSE THERE'S

MORE BURGERS.

>> SAVE YOURSELF THE

HUMILIATION.

MR. HEALTHY.

>> I DIDN'T EAT ANY.

>> NO, YOU LET HIM.

>> I WAS THE REFEREE.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE CAME AND GOT

ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

19, RALPH.

>> THAT'S IT. IT'S ALL YOU.

I CAN'T.

>> HEY!

>> YOU BEAT ME.

FRANKIE'S THE KING.

>> I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON. LET'S GO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> 18.

PURPLE?

FOR THIS THIS AMERICAN CANCER

SOCIETY CAKE, WE'VE GOT ALL THE

INDIVIDUAL BIRTHDAY CAKES

FINISHED.

AND NOW WE'RE GONNA PUT THEM ALL

TOGETHER INTO ONE GIANT CAKE.

THIS IS SAL'S.

WANT TO GET ME MY DAD'S?

AND THEN I'M GOING TO NEED THE

PEOPLE.

WE'VE MADE FIGURINES TO

REPRESENT THE PEOPLE WHO'VE

BEEN AFFECTED BY CANCER.

GIVE ME THE LITTLE BOY IN THE

YELLOW.

ALL DONE.

COME CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.

REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.

>> YEAH, IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

>> IT TELLS A STORY.

LESS CANCER, MORE BIRTHDAYS.

>> MM-HMM.

DAD UP THERE AND SAL, MAURO'S

MOM.

>> THE BIG BOY'S ON TOP.

HE'S GOT A SOCCER BALL 'CAUSE HE

LIKED SOCCER, HIS ROLLING PIN.

>> AMEN.

LET'S GET IT IN THE TRUCK.

>> LET'S GO.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> VERY NICE.

>> GOOD MORNING, AND WELCOME TO

THE NINTH ANNUAL RELAY FOR LIFE

OF HOBOKEN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> OKAY. UP.

OKAY, GO FOR US.

UP, FRANKIE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GO ON THAT SIDE.

>> WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT

I'M HONORED TO BE HERE TODAY AND

CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE RELAY

FOR LIFE AND THE AMERICAN CANCER

SOCIETY.

I LOVE THE MOTTO "LESS CANCER,

MORE BIRTHDAYS."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TO HEAR THE STATISTICS THAT TWO

OUT OF THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE

DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER TODAY ARE

SURVIVORS -- THAT'S PROMISING.

THAT'S ENCOURAGING.

IN THE END, WE'RE GOING TO WIN

THIS FIGHT, AND WE'RE GOING TO

WIN THIS FIGHT TOGETHER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THROUGH HIS CAKE AND JUST HIS

EXCITEMENT TO MAKE THIS FOR US.

IT WAS REALLY A SPECIAL GIFT.

>> WHAT A GREAT CAKE, AND WHAT A

GREAT EVENT.

>> IT'S REALLY GOOD.

>> NOW WE CAN WORK OFF ALL THOSE

BURGERS WE JUST WOLFED DOWN.

>> THIS IS SOMETHING THAT REALLY

MEANS A LOT TO ME AND MY WHOLE

FAMILY.

CANCER, AND IT JUST CHANGES YOUR

LIFE FOREVER.

>> WHO'S TIRED?

>> OH, I FEEL GOOD.

WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.

>> AHH, SHE HASN'T COMPLAINED IN

FIVE MINUTES.

EVEN CARLO IS WALKING.

>> A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A GREAT

CAUSE.

AH, THE CHEESE.

DANNY, CUT A PIECE OF YELLOW.

ROLLED OUT, NICE AND BIG.

>> NOW I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE

BAKERY, FINISH UP THE HAMBURGER

CAKE, AND GET IT DELIVERED TO

REV'S BURGER PARTY.

>> NOW, THAT'S A BURGER.

>> NOW, THAT'S A BURGER, MAN,

FOR REAL.

BIG, BABY, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE

LIKE THEM.

>> SO, DANNY -- DANNY, IT'S NOT

THAT COLOR, DANNY.

>> WHAT COLOR'S CHEESE?

>> ORANGE.

YELLOW.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT -- YOU

KNOW WHAT COLOR FRIGGING CHEESE

IS?

MAKE CHEESE.

INSIDE."

MAKING CHEESE OR WHATEVER YOU'RE

MAKING...

CHEESEBURGERS.

WHAT COLOR IS A CHEESEBURGER?

>> COULD BE WHITE.

IT COULD BE SWISS.

>> HE'S RIGHT, THOUGH.

YOU DO HAVE WHITE AMERICAN.

>> BUT THIS IS A CHEESE COLOR,

RIGHT?

>> HEY, YOU'RE THE CHEESE --

YOU DIDN'T LIKE DANNY'S CHEESE.

>> WELL, THAT CHEESE WAS --

>> THAT WAS RAT CHEESE.

>> PUT THAT ONE HERE.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE -- SWISS

CHEESE.

>> I LIKE THEM ON PROVOLONE.

>> MY FAVORITE, BABY -- SWISS

CHEESE ON A HAMBURGER.

>> THAT'S IT. RIGHT.

NOW KETCHUP.

I GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.

>> WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE, DANNY?

>> A BIG HAMBURGER.

>> OKAY, GIVE ME THE CHEESE.

>> CHEESE, PICKLES, AND ONIONS.

OH, BOY.

THIS GETS CHEESE, TOO?

>> LET'S JUST PUT THE EGG AND

THE BACON ON IT.

WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM

FINISHING THIS CAKE, AND THEN...

>> OKAY, BUDDY, JUST SO YOU

KNOW, OKAY, I JUST FINISHED A

CONSULTATION THAT YOU WERE

SUPPOSED TO TAKE, MAURO.

SO, YOU DON'T WANT ME DOING

OTHER PEOPLE'S JOBS, BUT I'M

DOING OTHER PEOPLE'S JOBS

BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE NOT HERE.

>> ME AND GRACE HAVE BEEN

CLASHING A LOT AT THE BAKERY,

AND I THOUGHT THINGS WERE

GETTING BETTER LATELY WITH US.

BUT SHE REALLY TOOK ME OFF GUARD

WITH THIS OUTBURST.

>> AND EVERYONE SAYS THAT I NEED

TO POKE MY NOSE OUT OF OTHER

PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.

OKAY, WELL, IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY

NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS,

THEN WHAT WOULD BE HAPPENING

TODAY?

I AM SO NOT APPRECIATED.

>> YOU DID A CONSULTATION.

WE'RE MAKING A GIANT CAKE.

>> BUT IT'S NOT MY JOB TO DO

CONSULTATIONS.

SO, YOU CAN'T HAVE --

>> SO, EVERYTHING IS NOW MY JOB?

I DON'T HAVE A JOB DESCRIPTION

IN HERE.

I DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO GET DONE.

>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME, "DON'T GET

INVOLVED IN..."

>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU GET TOO

INVOLVED.

>> AND THEN WHEN IT'S NOT

CONVENIENT FOR YOU, IT'S NOT MY

JOB.

CAKE DONE.

OVER NOTHING IF I WASN'T SO BUSY

DOING EVERYONE ELSE'S JOB!

>> I WOULDN'T BE SO RILED UP

OVER NOTHING IF I WASN'T SO BUSY

DOING EVERYONE ELSE'S JOB ON THE

DAYS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AND

THE DAYS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

HERE!

>> ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

MAURO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M

GOING TO DO, BUT I'M NOT

KIDDING.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

>> JUST KEEP YOUR COOL.

SHE'S YOUR SISTER.

>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT I'VE HAD

ENOUGH.

MAN.

WHAT HAPPENS.

BUDDY IS TREATING ME.

I'VE JUST HAD IT.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

>> WE GOT FRENCHIE FRIES?

PUT SOME SALT ON THE FRIES.

WELL, IT'S SUGAR, REALLY, BUT...

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

AWESOME, LET'S GET THIS CAKE

IN THE TRUCK.

COME ON, DANNY.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

WE TAKE THIS CAKE TO REV'S

BURGER PARTY, AND I CAN TELL

YOU ONE THING -- THESE PEOPLE

ARE CRAZY ABOUT THEIR BURGERS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GOT IT? EASY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

TO BRING IT DOWN ALL THESE

STEPS!

AFTER THAT WORKOUT, I THINK MY

BOYS DESERVE A HAMBURGER.

LOOK AT THEM.

THEY'RE ALMOST DEAD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR

HAMBURGERS BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW

MUCH I LOVE HAMBURGERS MYSELF.

>> I HAVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING

LIKE THIS.

>> THIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A

HAMBURGER, BUT IT'S GOING TO

TASTE LIKE CAKE.

IT'S GOING TO BE SWEET, BABY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I CUT INTO THIS CAKE, AND IT

LOOKS LIKE JUST LIKE A BURGER

SHOULD BE -- MEDIUM RARE, BABY.

>> THIS IS AMAZING.

AND IF YOU LOOK AT THIS BURGER,

THAT LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT

HAMBURGER.

DELICIOUS.

LIFE IMITATING ART, AND NOW IT'S

CAKE.

>> WHOO!

>> THANK YOU, BROTHER.

>> CHEERS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> I LOVE IT!

LIKE MY BURGERS.

>> IT'S REALLY GOOD.