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>> I GOT MY HEAD SOCK ON, AND

SOMEBODY'S GOING DOWN.

ON THIS EPISODE OF

"CAKE BOSS"...

>> NOW YOU REALLY BROKE IT.

>> GET THE TOOLS.

LET'S TAKE THE ENGINE OFF.

>> I'M THINKING OLD-SCHOOL

VINTAGE GO-KART.

>> ACTUALLY, I HAD A GO-KART.

>> YOU MUST'VE BEEN A LOT

SMALLER.

>> WHOO!

>> PLAYING MARBLES WHEN THEY'RE

IN A CIRCLE, RIGHT?

YOU GOT TO KNOCK THE OTHER ONE

OUT.

WAS.

MAKE FOR A GUY WHO'S 101 YEARS

OLD?

>> IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.

EVERYTHING USUALLY DOES.

>> I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH.

>> YOU'LL BE FINE.

>> THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF

CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE

DOORS.

>> THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA

FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY

TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

>> I'M HERE TO GET A CAKE.

I'M ACTUALLY A PROFESSIONAL

RACECAR DRIVER.

>> REALLY?

>> YES.

MY DAD RACES ON A LOCAL LEVEL

AT OUR LOCAL DIRT TRACK, AND I

RACE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY NOW.

ONCE A YEAR WE TRY TO GET

TOGETHER AND RENT A GO-KART

TRACK.

THING, AND EVERYBODY GETS OUT

AND GETS A LITTLE TIME BEHIND

THE WHEEL AND HAS SOME FUN.

VERY COMPETITIVE.

>> WHAT TYPE OF CARS DO YOU

RACE?

>> WOW. THAT'S PRETTY NUTS.

>> IT'S PRETTY EXCITING.

>> JESSICA RACES WINGED SPRINT

CARS ON A DIRT TRACK.

I MEAN, THESE ARE ABOUT 900

HORSEPOWER AND CAN GO ABOUT

144 MILES PER HOUR.

SHE'S REALLY GOOD.

SHE'S RANKED LIKE NUMBER 17 IN

THE NATION.

SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING FOR

THIS CAKE FOR THE PARTY?

>> I'M THINKING OLD-SCHOOL

VINTAGE GO-KART, MAYBE.

MY DAD AND I BOTH STARTED IN

GO-KARTS.

THE COLOR OF MY DAD'S CAR

GROWING UP WAS ALWAYS RED, SO

MAYBE WE CAN INCORPORATE THAT.

>> I LIKE THE RED.

>> AND THIS IS ACTUALLY THE

STEERING WHEEL.

WE USE IT AS SORT OF A TROPHY AT

THIS EVENT.

I WOULD LIKE TO REPLICATE MAYBE

THE STEERING WHEEL ON THE CAKE

SOMEHOW IF I COULD.

>> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

GO-KART WOULD DEFINITELY NEED A

STEERING WHEEL.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A BEAUTIFUL

CAKE.

>> VERY NICE MEETING YOU.

>> WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

>> THIS IS GOOD.

>> I WANT THE FAST CAR.

>> THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

WE ARE RACING.

>> YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

TAKING THE WIVES OUT FOR A NIGHT

OUT AT THE GO-KART TRACK.

SIZE?

MOST ROMANTIC DATE.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA

ROB A BANK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> BUT I NEED TO GET INSPIRED TO

MAKE JESSICA'S GO-KART CAKE.

[ ENGINES BUZZING ]

>> WHOO!

>> I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY!

I'M COMING TO GET YOU.

>> LET ME TELL YOU, THOSE

GO-KARTS WERE REALLY FUN.

AND IT GAVE ME AN AWESOME IDEA.

FOR AN ADDED BONUS FOR JESSICA,

I'M ACTUALLY GONNA PUT A MOTOR

INSIDE THIS CAKE SO THIS BABY

CAN DRIVE.

I'LL START WITH A REAL GO-KART

FRAME WITH A PLYWOOD BASE FOR

THE CAKE.

THEN WE'LL STACK UP SPONGE AND

COVER IT WITH RICE KRISPIE

TREATS TO SHAPE THE CAR.

WE'LL DO THE BODYWORK IN FONDANT

AND ADD ALL KINDS OF DETAILS TO

MAKE IT LOOK JUST LIKE AN

OLD-SCHOOL VINTAGE GO-KART.

IT'S GONNA BE 5 HORSEPOWER OF A

FINELY TUNED OPEN-WHEEL

CONFECTION, BABY.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

WOW.

FRANKIE GOT A GO-KART, HUH?

MAKING A GO-KART DRIVE IS GONNA

BE A CHALLENGE.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT REINVENTING THE

WHEEL HERE.

I MEAN, WE GOT A BASIC GO-KART.

A FEW SIMPLE MODIFICATIONS --

BADA-BING, BADA-BOOM -- SHE'S

GONNA DRIVE.

>> GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ALL THIS

STUFF OFF, THEN.

>> OH, BOY.

>> UH-HUH.

>> UH-OH.

>> OKAY.

MAYBE NOT AS SIMPLE AS I

THOUGHT.

OH.

OKAY, LET'S GO UP HERE.

GO THIS END AND BACK.

SO BASICALLY, THIS ENGINE IS

GONNA DRIVE THIS THING.

WHAT I WANT TO DO IS BUILD A BOX

AROUND THIS SO THAT IT'S TOTALLY

SEPARATED FROM THE CAKE.

TO MAKE ACTUAL THE BODY OF THE

GO-KART, I GOT FRANKIE AND MAURO

STACKING UP SEVEN LAYERS OF

VANILLA SPONGE FILLED WITH

BUTTERCREAM.

>> ACTUALLY, I HAD A GO-KART.

NOT A SOPHISTICATED ONE LIKE

THIS, FRANKIE, BUT I REALLY DID.

>> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A LOT

SMALLER.

>> HEY, BUD.

>> HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO'S HERE?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> YOU KNOW UNCLE MIKE.

>> HEY, UNCLE MIKE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

>> VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.

HE NEEDS A CAKE, BUT THIS IS A

GOOD ONE.

>> GUY I PLAY CARDS WITH -- 101.

101 YEARS OLD.

>> MY GOD. 101.

>> STILL GOT ALL HIS BRAIN.

>> GOT ALL HIS MARBLES?

>> EVERYTHING.

>> HE'S A MARBLE CHAMP, BY THE

WAY.

CHAMPIONSHIP, STATE OF

NEW JERSEY.

>> STATE CHAMP.

>> STATE CHAMP IN MARBLES.

FRECKLES IS A FRIEND OF JOEY'S

UNCLE.

HE'S ACTUALLY OLDER THAN

CARLO'S BAKERY.

AND WHEN HE WAS A KID, HE WAS A

MARBLE CHAMPION.

>> PLAYS POOL. PLAYS CARDS.

>> PLAYS POKER WITH US EVERY

DAY.

>> SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO THINK

ABOUT EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

BUT BY YOU GUYS TELLING ME THAT,

I THINK THAT I CAN DEFINITELY

COME UP WITH A REALLY COOL CAKE.

I MEAN, IT'S SO SPECIAL.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM AN

OLD-FASHIONED FILLING, MAYBE

SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T DONE IN A

LONG TIME.

SOUNDS GOOD?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

GOOD SEEING YOU. HEY.

>> BUDDY, TAKE IT EASY.

THANK YOU.

>> ANY TIME. TAKE IT EASY, GUYS.

>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

>> I CAN'T WAIT TILL IT'S DONE.

I AM LIKE STRESSED BEYOND

STRESS.

SEE THE PROGRESS OF THE NEW CAKE

FACTORY AT LACKAWANNA.

>> OH, WOW.

>> I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT A

LITTLE, 'CAUSE WE'RE GETTING

CLOSE TO WHEN WE NEED TO OPEN,

AND IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE JUST SO

FAR APART FROM THAT.

I MEAN, THIS IS A HUGE PROJECT.

>> SO, WHEN DO YOU THINK THIS IS

GONNA BE DONE?

>> I DON'T KNOW, BABY.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO MANY

THINGS.

THE EQUIPMENT.

EVERYTHING IS GOING IN, AND IT'S

JUST LIKE, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

>> I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KNOW THERE'S A LOT LEFT TO DO

HERE, JUST LOOKING AROUND, BUT

IT DID COME A FAR WAY SO FAR.

>> I JUST GOT SO MUCH STUFF.

>> IT'S GONNA PASS.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT THIS A

COUPLE MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD, AND

YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "I CAN'T

BELIEVE WHAT I DID."

>> I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS --

THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT SIZE.

THE ONE AT THE BAKERY NOW IS

BIGGER.

>> DEFINITELY THE WRONG SIZE.

THIS COULD BE A HUGE PROBLEM.

>> THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE

RIGHT SIZE.

>> IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.

EVERYTHING USUALLY DOES.

>> I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH.

EVERY DAY, I DRIVE, I'M ALONE, I

CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH.

>> SO THIS WHOLE THING HAS TO

GET CHANGED?

>> YEAH.

THE STEAM KETTLE IS WHAT WE USE

TO COOK OUR CUSTARD.

CREAM I USE?

THE IDEA AT A FACTORY IS TO

INCREASE PRODUCTION -- GO

BIGGER, NOT SMALLER!

YOU SCOTT?

>> YES.

THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT MACHINE.

THIS IS SMALL.

THIS IS WAY SMALL.

>> FOR THE TIME BEING, YOU HAVE

SOMETHING HERE.

>> BUT HE'S GOT TO HOOK IT ALL

UP, AND HE'S GOT TO TAKE IT OUT,

AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HOLES

IN THE FLOOR.

>> GARY.

>> OKAY.

SO WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY --

IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

IT'S GARY'S PROBLEM.

>> YEAH.

IT'S STILL MY PROBLEM.

I STILL HAVE TO OPEN THIS PLACE.

>> AND YOU ARE GONNA OPEN IT.

>> GARY, I CAN YELL AT, HE CAN

PAY FOR IT, HE CAN DO WHATEVER.

BUT IF MY FACTORY'S NOT OPEN,

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

IF THEY GOT TO RIP OUT BOILERS

AND THEY DON'T FIT --

>> CALM YOURSELF TEN NOTCHES

DOWN.

THIS IS NOT ONLY ME, THIS IS

EVERYBODY'S FUTURE.

EVERYBODY'S COUNTING ON ME TO

MAKE THIS WORK.

>> THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP

GOING AND MAKE IT WORK.

>> YEAH, I DO.

BUT IT'S A LOT. STRESSFUL.

>> LISTEN.

THIS, I GOT TO RUN THE BUSINESS,

I GOT MY SISTERS, I GOT MY

MOTHER.

>> SHH! LISTEN TO ME.

THIS IS GONNA BE ANOTHER BUMP IN

THE ROAD THAT'S GONNA GET FIXED.

YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

STOP STRESSING.

YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT THIS A

COUPLE OF MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD,

AND THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE DONE,

IT'S GONNA BE STAFFED, AND

YOU'RE GONNA SIT BACK AND SMILE.

OKAY?

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

OKAY?

YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.

YOU ALWAYS DO.

THIS IS GO TIME. THIS IS IT.

IT'S HERE.

EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HAPPY.

EVERYONE'S GONNA BE SUPPORTIVE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO,

ANYONE ELSE CAN DO, JUST OPEN

YOUR MOUTH AND ASK.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

>> THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT MY

WIFE, LISA.

SOMETIMES I'M JUST TOO CLOSE TO

IT TO REALIZE, AND TALKING TO

LISA KEEPS ME GROUNDED.

>> SMILE.

THIS IS NOT PROBLEMS.

THIS IS HAPPY THINGS.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

COME ON OVER.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> SHE THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A

THING THERE -- LIKE, YOU KNOW --

>> BUT PLAYING MARBLES IS LIKE

THIS.

IN A CIRCLE, RIGHT?

YOU GOT TO KNOCK THE OTHER ONE

OUT.

WAS.

>> I THINK I'M LOSING MY

MARBLES LISTENING TO YOU TWO.

FRECKLES IS A FRIEND OF JOEY'S

UNCLE, AND FOR HIS 101st

BIRTHDAY CAKE, WE WANT TO PUT

MARBLES IN IT, 'CAUSE HE WAS A

MARBLE CHAMPION IN LIKE 1920.

THE PROBLEM IS, I'M A LITTLE TOO

YOUNG TO EVEN KNOW HOW TO EVEN

PLAY MARBLES.

ALL RIGHT.

CAKE -- WE'LL DO A FULL SHEET

CAKE, AND ON TOP WE'LL DO AN

OVAL.

OKAY?

I NEVER PLAYED MARBLES IN A

RINK.

PROBABLY BEFORE A LOT OF

PEOPLE'S TIME IN HERE EXCEPT FOR

YOU THREE OLD BAGS.

>> OOF.

>> WHY DON'T YOU DO AN

OLD-FASHIONED FILLING LIKE A

CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND BANANAS?

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

>> FILL UP THE CAKE.

>> CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND BANANA.

MMM. YUMMY, YUMMY.

>> SO I GOT DANNY FILLING THE

CAKE WITH A REAL OLD-FASHIONED

FILLING -- CHOCOLATE PUDDING

WITH SLICED BANANAS.

THEN I GOT LIZ MAKING ALL

SORTS OF FONDANT DECORATIONS.

AL'S JUST NOT INTO MARBLES.

HE PLAYS ALL SORTS OF GAMES, SO

WE'RE MAKING SOME POKER CHIPS,

SOME CHECKERS, SOME PLAYING

CARDS.

HE LIKES IT ALL.

THE BIG CAKE I GOT GOING ON THIS

WEEK IS A LIFE-SIZE GO-KART FOR

A RACECAR DRIVER AND HER WHOLE

FAMILY.

TO DRIVE.

>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THESE RIGHT HERE, THESE ARE

GOOD.

HERE.

GOOD, TOO.

>> THE WHOLE FRONT END OF THIS

CAR IS CAKE, SO TO KEEP IT SOLID

WHEN THE CAR IS ROLLING, WE

ENCASE IT IN RICE KRISPIE

TREATS.

>> THIS IS FOR THE YOUNG LADY

THAT ORDERED THIS CAKE.

SO IT'S GOT TO LOOK JUST LIKE

THAT, MORE OR LESS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY.

THAT'S IT.

>> [ IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ]

>> JESSICA AND HER DAD ARE BOTH

PROFESSIONAL RACECAR DRIVERS,

AND EVERY YEAR THEY HAVE A

FAMILY REUNION AT A GO-KART

TRACK.

TROPHY FOR THE RACE.

TO MAKE A REPLICA FOR THE CAKE,

WE CUT A PATTERN OUT OF THE LID

FROM A FONDANT BUCKET.

>> THIS IS LIKE IDENTICAL.

>> THEN WE COVERED THAT WITH

MODELING CHOCOLATE AND FONDANT.

>> WE GOT TO TEST THE ENGINE.

>> OKAY. CAN I KNOW WHY?

>> 'CAUSE WE HAD TO SCREW IT

UNDERNEATH AND --

>> WHO'S "WE"?

>> ME AND MAURO.

>> AND?

ENGINE.

BUT WE HAD TO LIFT UP A LITTLE

TO GET UNDERNEATH.

>> OKAY. SO?

>> SO IT KIND OF...WENT

BACKWARDS A LITTLE BIT?

>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YEAH.

>> SO WE ATTACHED A SUPPORT.

NEXT THING I KNOW, THE ENGINE'S

SCREWED UP.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT A MECHANIC.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

ALL YOU GUYS HAD TO DO WAS PUT

IT ON BOTH BENCHES AND SCREW IT

FROM THE BOTTOM.

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

>> WE DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE A

CHANCE.

>> YEAH.

YOU DID THE LAZIER THING.

>> I MISSED THAT DAY OF BAKING

SCHOOL.

I'M SORRY.

>> LET ME SEE.

[ WHIRRING ]

IT WAS STARTING YESTERDAY, MAN.

>> ALL I DID WAS SCREW IT.

AND I HELD IT UP.

>> THREE BACCALàS.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I'M NOT A MECHANIC.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> WHAT WAS THAT?

[ WHIRRING ]

>> IT WAS STARTING YESTERDAY,

MAN.

I'M NOT A MECHANIC.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> SO FRANKIE AND DANNY SCREWED

UP THE GO-KART ENGINE.

AND I'M CRANKING AWAY, RIPPING

AT THIS THING, TRYING TO START

IT UP.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> WHAT WAS THAT?

>> AND I RIPPED THE CORD RIGHT

OUT OF THE ENGINE.

>> NOW YOU REALLY BROKE IT.

>> GET THE TOOLS.

LET'S TAKE THE ENGINE OFF, AND

THAT'S IT.

IT'S NOT MOVING!

THIS CAKE AIN'T GONNA MOVE!

>> BUDDY'S YELLING AT EVERYONE

LIKE WE DID SOMETHING WRONG.

BUT REALLY, HE'S THE ONE THAT

PULLED THE CORD.

>> WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE

OUT.

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DRIVE

THIS CAKE.

>> MAKING THIS CAKE FOR FRECKLES

THE MARBLE CHAMP IS PRETTY COOL.

HOW MANY CAKES DO YOU GET TO

MAKE FOR A GUY WHO'S 101 YEARS

OLD?

I GOT LIZ FINISHING UP THE

DECORATIONS.

SHE MAKES MARBLES BY ROLLING A

BUNCH OF DIFFERENT COLORS OF

FONDANT TOGETHER -- BUT JUST

ENOUGH SO THAT THE COLORS DON'T

MIX.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

AH! COOL.

>> A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF.

THEN I HAVE SOME ROCKS FOR THE

MARBLE COURT.

>> LET'S BUILD THAT FIRST.

>> OKAY.

>> SO THE MAIN FOCUS OF THIS

CAKE IS THE MARBLES.

BUT AL'S A PRETTY ACTIVE GUY FOR

101, SO WE PUT ALL OF THE GAMES

THAT HE PLAYS AROUND THE REST OF

THE CAKE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> THAT'S COOL.

>> WE GOT HIS POKER CHIPS, WE

GOT SOME PLAYING CARDS, SOME

POOL CUES -- ALL THE THINGS THAT

HE LIKES.

AND 101, MAN.

>> I LIKE THE MARBLES.

I THINK I LIKE THE MARBLES THE

BEST.

>> THANKS.

>> I THINK THE MARBLES ARE

REALLY COOL.

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET IT IN THE TRUCK.

>> OH, LOOK AT THAT!

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OH!

>> WOW!

>> HOW ARE WE DOING?

HOW ARE WE DOING, AL?

>> ALL RIGHT.

HOW DOES THAT LOOK?

>> LOOK AT THAT!

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY IT WAS A

PLEASURE LEARNING ABOUT YOU AND

YOUR HISTORY, AND MAKING THIS

CAKE FOR YOU WAS REALLY AWESOME.

AND THESE ARE SOME OF THE THINGS

THAT YOU ENJOY, AND THIS IS JUST

A TRIBUTE TO A WONDERFUL LIFE.

>> GOD BLESS, AL.

>> GOD BLESS.

>> YOU GOT TO -- UP. THAT'S IT.

UP AND OVER.

SO FOR THIS GO-KART CAKE I'M

MAKING FOR JESSICA, I'M STILL

REALLY AGGRAVATED THAT I CAN'T

MAKE THIS THING DRIVE.

BUT I CAN DEFINITELY MAKE IT

LOOK COOL.

WE COVER THE CAKE WITH RED

FONDANT AND START ADDING ALL

THE DETAILS.

AND I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS

LOOKING AWESOME.

LOOKS COOL, MAN.

I LOVE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

>> IS IT GONNA DRIVE?

>> WELL, IT WOULD'VE DROVE IF

SOMEBODY DIDN'T MESS THE ENGINE

UP.

>> I BROKE IT?

>> IT WOULD'VE WORKED HAD

SOMEBODY NOT PULLED THE CORD

AND SNAPPED IT.

>> LISTEN.

LISTEN, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING IF

I'M SO STRONG THAT I RIPPED THE

CORD OUT OF THE GO-KART ENGINE.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW WE JUST GOT TO GET IT OUT

THE DOOR.

>> I GOT IT. READY?

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

YOU GOT YOUR END, BUDDY?

>> [ Straining ] I GOT IT.

[ GRUNTING ]

WITH THE FULL FRAME OF THE

GO-KART AND THE CAKE ON THERE,

THIS THING HAD TO WEIGH ABOUT

500 POUNDS.

>> OH!

>> OKAY.

>> GO AHEAD. GO. YOU GOT IT.

YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

>> LET ME GET ON THAT SIDE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH!

>> COME UP.

>> ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT TO TAKE THE CAKE OFF THE

THING.

JOEY, JUMP IN.

DANNY, GRAB A WHEEL.

JOEY, GRAB A WHEEL.

OKAY?

>> WE GOT TO ROCK IT, MAN.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> SHE'S A HEAVY.

SHE'S A HEAVY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NICE AND SLOW. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

LET IT GO. I GOT IT.

>> I'M OFF.

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

>> WAIT!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

>> LET IT GO. I GOT IT.

>> I'M OFF.

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

>> WAIT!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

AAH!

>> DUDE --

>> IT RAN OVER MY FOOT!

YOU SAID YOU GOT IT!

>> DUDE, THE CAKE WAS HEAVY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?

USED IS SOME BRAKES.

[ CHEERING ]

>> IT'S GONNA GO INTO THE WALL!

>> IT MIGHT HAVE NOT BEEN

MOTOR-POWERED, BUT THAT GO-KART

ROLLED LIKE A CHAMP -- RIGHT

INTO JESSICA'S FAMILY REUNION.

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> AWESOME.

>> THIS WHOLE THING IS CAKE, AND

ALL THIS IS CAKE.

AND WE BUILT YOUR LEGENDARY

STEERING WHEEL.

DID YOU GUYS RACE YET?

>> NO, WE HAVEN'T.

>> I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS THIS.

>> WHO'S GONNA WIN, DAD?

YOU OR HER?

>> [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T THINK SO.

BOTH CHAMPION RACERS.

THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

SO THIS IS IT -- THE MOMENT OF

TRUTH.

ENGINES.

[ ENGINES BUZZING ]

JESSICA AND HER DAD START FLYING

AROUND THE TRACK, DOING LIKE 40,

50 AROUND THE TURNS.

WITH ONLY ONE LAP TO GO, DAD PUT

DAUGHTER IN THE WALL, AND IT

LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING HOME

WITH THE STEERING WHEEL TROPHY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> GOOD JOB.

YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

HERE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

JESSICA AND HER FATHER LIKE THE

CAKE A LOT, SO IT MAKES ME FEEL

BETTER ABOUT THAT I COULDN'T

MAKE IT DRIVE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> AND I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT

CAKE BEAT ME.

LACKAWANNA, I PROMISE I'M GONNA

MAKE A BIG, BAD CAKE THAT

DRIVES.

>> IT WAS REALLY GREAT TO HAVE

EVERYONE HERE.

AND THEN TO HAVE BUDDY MAKE A

LIFE-SIZE VINTAGE GO-KART, KIND

OF LIKE A REPLICA OF MY FIRST

GO-KART EVER, AND THE STEERING

WHEEL THAT WE KIND OF HELD ON TO

FROM MY FIRST GO-KART -- JUST A

REALLY AWESOME EVENT AND AN

AWESOME CAKE.

HERE, DAD.

GONNA GET TO THE TROPHY FOR A

WHILE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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