Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

THIS CAKE WILL MAKE YOUR SKIN CRAWL.

AH. MMM. UGH.

Lou: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, YOU'D THINK THOSE WERE JUST NUTS IN THERE.

BUT I DO KNOW BETTER.

ONE BIG GIANT TARANTULA.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

SHE GOT HER HEART BROKEN, BUT YOU'RE THROWING A PARTY FOR HER?

YES, TO RELEASE HER BACK OUT INTO THE WILD.

KICK HIM TO THE CURB, HONEY.

HOW MANY DID YOU HAVE IN THE STORE?

NONE. I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.

IF YOU TELL ME, IT'LL BE DONE.

WHENEVER THERE'S AN ISSUE WITH THE STUFF,

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE FIREHOUSE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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TODAY, ME, MAURO, AND JOEY ARE AT THE NEW CAKE FACTORY.

WE'RE WORKING HARD TO GET THIS PLACE OPEN SOON.

A LOT OF THE BIG APPLIANCES ARE DELIVERING TODAY,

AND WE'RE HERE TO JUST CHECK THINGS OUT.

MY GOD. WOW.

BIG OVEN.

IT'S GOT TO BE A GOOD 14 FEET THERE.

PUT A COUPLE BODIES IN THERE.

LISTEN, IF YOU TELL ME YOU AIN'T GOT OVEN SPACE NOW,

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

YOU LOOK OUT OF IT, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG? I'M BEAT UP.

BAD NIGHT LAST NIGHT IN THE FIREHOUSE.

IN ADDITION TO BEING THE HEAD BAKER AT CARLO'S BAKERY,

JOEY ALSO HAS A JOB AT THE FIREHOUSE.

BUT NOW THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET CRAZY.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO BOTH JOBS.

Mauro: LIFE TAKES ITS TOLL, MAN.

THAT'S WHY I HAVE MY COFFEE IN THE MORNING.

YEAH, COFFEE IS NOT WORKING ANYMORE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'VE BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH IN MY HEAD

AND EVEN WITH GRACE AT HOME,

AND I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A LIFE-CHANGING DECISION.

THE TRUTH OF IT IS, WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT STEP BY STEP.

I'M A LITTLE SCARED.

Buddy: THIS OPERATION IS HUGE.

AND TO ME, I KNOW I CAN'T PULL IT OFF WITHOUT MY FAMILY,

ESPECIALLY JOEY.

BUT THE THING IS, I NEED TO FEEL

THAT HE'S COMMITTED TO THE NEW CAKE FACTORY.

YOU KNOW THE PUSH THAT WE'RE GONNA NEED IN HERE TO GET OPEN?

I'M EXCITED, MAN.

BUT WE'RE GONNA DO IT TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT?

COME ON. LET'S TAKE A WALK.

HI. HOW YOU DOING? I'M BUDDY.

HI, BUDDY. IT'S LOU. NICE TO MEET YOU, LOU.

I WORK AT THE AMERICAN MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY.

OH, I LOVE THE MUSEUM.

I WORK ON INSECTS AND SPIDERS.

SO, LOU -- HE'S LIKE A BUG EXPERT.

HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUGS,

AND IT KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT.

THEN, HE HITS ME WITH A REALLY WEIRD REQUEST.

I'M ALSO A MEMBER AND TREASURER

OF THE NEW YORK ENTOMOLOGICAL SOCIETY.

OKAY.

AND IN 1992,

WE HAD A BANQUET USING INSECTS AS PART OF THE MEAL.

WE WANT TO RE-CREATE THIS THING AGAIN.

WAIT A SECOND.

BUT PEOPLE REALLY EAT BUGS LIKE THIS?

OH, YEAH, THEY'RE VERY NUTRITIOUS, ACTUALLY.

WHAT KIND OF BUGS YOU EAT?

BEETLE LARVAE, CRICKETS, WAX WORMS.

I BROUGHT SOME ALONG.

THIS IS JUST SOME WAX WORMS THAT ARE CATERPILLARS.

BUT WE WOULD COOK THEM, YOU KNOW,

AND THEN BE ABLE TO COOK THEM IN DIFFERENT FLAVORS.

LISTEN, LOU, I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE YOU A GREAT CAKE,

BUT I WON'T BRING BUGS INTO THIS PLACE

AND BAKE HERE WITH BUGS.

THERE'S JUST SOMETHING AGAINST MY CODE OF ETHICS

TO BRING BUGS INTO THE BAKERY.

BRING A BUNCH OF BUGS INTO CARLO'S BAKERY?!

ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO WAY! NO HOW!

I MEAN, I'D DO A GIANT BUG CAKE FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING,

LIKE, A COOL-LOOKING SPIDER...

MM-HMM. ...THAT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BIG AND GIANT.

A BIG TARANTULA WOULD BE GOOD. YEAH, LIKE A TARANTULA.

I CAN MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY COOL.

IT REALLY WOULD BE BEST, THOUGH,

IF THERE WAS A CAKE THAT HAD INSECTS IN IT.

LOU REALLY WANTS ME TO USE, LIKE, REAL BUGS IN THE CAKE,

SO I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME UP WITH A COMPROMISE.

I'M GONNA HELP YOU, AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU TWO CAKES.

IN ADDITION TO MAKING THIS TARANTULA CAKE,

I'M GONNA GO OVER TO LOU'S KITCHEN

AND MAKE A CAKE WITH ALL SORTS OF BUGS IN IT.

I WOULD LOVE TO GET SOME PICTURES OF THE TARANTULA.

DO YOU HAVE SOME GREAT PICTURES AND STUFF?

I HAVE THE TARANTULA ITSELF, IF YOU WANT.

YOU CARRY A TARANTULA AROUND WITH YOU?

I DO. [ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, I BROUGHT ROSIE ALONG.

ROSIE? YEAH. THIS IS A CHILEAN ROSE TARANTULA.

DOES SHE BITE? YEP.

YEAH, THEY HAVE VENOM, BUT THIS SPECIES IS QUITE DOCILE.

NO, THAT'S A REAL ONE? IT'S A CHILEAN ROSE TARANTULA.

THIS CLOSE?

YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO FALL,

'CAUSE, OF COURSE, THEY'D GET HURT.

GET THAT AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT.

I'LL TOUCH IT. I'LL TOUCH IT.

A SPIDER'S NOT EVEN A BUG, RIGHT? RIGHT.

IT'S AN ARACHNID. LIKE A LOBSTER?

NO, A LOBSTER'S A CRUSTACEAN.

WHAT ARE YOU, AN "INSECTIOLOGIST"? ENTOMOLOGIST.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU AN AWESOME BUG CAKE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, LOU. OKAY, THANKS A LOT.

TAKE CARE.

Buddy: FOR THIS TARANTULA CAKE,

I WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING.

WE'LL MAKE THE BODY OUT OF A PLATFORM WITH CAKE ON TOP.

AND THEN THE HARD PART -- WE'RE GONNA MAKE EIGHT LEGS

OUT OF PVC PIPE COVERED IN MODELING CHOCOLATE

SO THE SPIDER LOOKS READY TO WALK.

AND LATER, I'LL GO TO LOU'S KITCHEN TO BAKE WITH BUGS.

UGH.

HOW ABOUT LIKE THIS? GO STRAIGHT DOWN?

Ralph: YEAH.

WANT TO GET THE SAME MEASUREMENTS FOR THE OTHER SIDE, TOO?

OH, I LIKE IT.

HOW TO MAKE THIS THING LOOK LIKE IT'S STANDING ON EIGHT LEGS.

SORRY.

YEAH, THAT WORKS FOR ME.

HEY, BUDDY? YES?

MY FRIEND BASICALLY KIND OF GOT HER HEART BROKEN,

AND WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR HER, SO I WANT TO TRY...

[ Laughing ] WAIT A SECOND. ...TO MAKE A CAKE.

WAIT A SECOND.

SO, SHE GOT HER HEART BROKEN,

BUT YOU'RE THROWING A PARTY FOR HER?

YES, TO RELEASE HER BACK OUT INTO THE WILD.

SO, MY CAKE DECORATOR DANIELLE'S FRIEND LISA

WAS IN A BAD RELATIONSHIP,

AND DANIELLE WANTS TO THROW A PARTY FOR HER

TO KIND OF CHEER HER UP.

BREAKUP CAKE? WOW.

BUT I'VE NEVER DONE A BREAKUP CAKE BEFORE.

I MEAN, I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ONE.

MAYBE HER THROWING HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAKE OR SOMETHING.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.

IS ON THE GROUND.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SEEING HIS BUTT BEING THROWN OFF THE CAKE...

IT'LL PUT A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE. YEAH, I THINK THAT COULD BE PRETTY COOL.

I THINK IT'S A COOL THING.

WE GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY ON THIS BREAKUP CAKE.

I GET DANNY STACKING AND FILLING VANILLA SPONGE

WITH LEMON, FRENCH CREAM, AND FRESH RASPBERRIES,

'CAUSE THAT'S LISA'S FAVORITE.

NICE AND SMOOTH. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY?

AND I GET JUAN AND TYNE

STARTED ON SCULPTURES OF LISA AND HER FIANCé.

Mary: YOU SAY YOU HAVE THAT ALL THE TIME,

AND I HAVE NO STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.

WHATEVER THEY HAVE, LET THEM MAKE.

SELL WHATEVER'S IN THE STORE.

JUST LET THEM KNOW.

OKAY, THEY'RE GONNA -- HE'LL CHECK INTO IT. DONE.

MY SISTER MARY IS GOING NUTS

'CAUSE THE GUYS UPSTAIRS DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR THE STORE.

Joey: WHAT ARE YOUSE MISSING? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

TELL ME. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED.

I TOLD FRANK. I JUST TOLD FRANKIE WHAT I NEED.

I HAVE NO TIRAMISU. WHY YOU TELLING FRANKIE?

YOU HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS.

I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT AT THE FIREHOUSE.

I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH MARY RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S RIGHT.

JUST LET US KNOW. YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.

BUT THEY MADE TWO THIS MORNING. TWO WHAT?

FRUTTI DI BOSCOS.

DID THEY HAVE FRUIT? YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA HANDLE LACKAWANNA.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE AT LEAST 10 TIMES MORE OVER THERE.

IF YOU TELL ME, IT'LL GET DONE.

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL YOUR BROTHER.

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL FRANKIE.

IF YOU TELL ME, IT'LL BE DONE.

Frankie: YOU GOT BUTTERCREAM OVER THERE?

Buddy: WE'RE MAKING A TARANTULA CAKE FOR THIS BUG GUY, LOU.

HE'S HAVING A PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF HIS BUG BUDDIES,

AND, LATER, I'LL GO TO LOU'S KITCHEN TO BAKE WITH BUGS.

FOR THE TARANTULA CAKE, WE'RE CARVING OUT SOME POUND CAKE

IN THE SHAPE OF THE SPIDER

AND FILLING IT WITH BUTTERCREAM AND CHOCOLATE CRUNCHIES.

IT'S GONNA CRUNCH JUST LIKE A TARANTULA.

YOU'VE EATEN TARANTULA BEFORE? [ CHUCKLES ]

HOW HIGH DOES THIS BACK NEED TO GO?

ABOUT THE HEIGHT YOU HAVE IT IS PROBABLY GOOD.

THEN WE'LL SMOOTH IT OUT WITH THE BUTTERCREAM.

Buddy: ANOTHER CAKE WE'RE DOING THIS WEEK

IS A BREAKUP CAKE FOR DANIELLE'S FRIEND LISA.

SO, ME AND DANIELLE

IT'S A PRETTY CRAZY, D., WE'RE DOING THIS BREAKUP CAKE, HUH?

YEAH. BUT THAT'S GUYS.

EXCEPT FOR YOU. EXCEPT FOR YOU. WAIT A SECOND. LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, EXCEPT FOR YOU. NO, NOT EVEN ME, OKAY?

TRUTH BE TOLD, THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN OUT THERE

THAT DON'T WANT TO COMMIT TO RELATIONSHIPS.

OKAY? MAYBE NOT IN THIS BAKERY.

OKAY. MAYBE I'M OUTMANNED.

AM I THE ONLY GUY IN THIS BAKERY?

RIGHT NOW, YEAH.

I BETTER WATCH WHAT I SAY.

WE'RE COVERING THIS TARANTULA CAKE WITH MODELING CHOCOLATE.

THEN WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT SOME TEXTURE

BY SCRATCHING LINES TO REPRESENT THE HAIR.

YOU WANT TO GO IN A LITTLE LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

YOU DON'T WANT IT...

THAT'S GOOD. THAT MAKES IT LOOK NICE AND HAIRY.

WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD? WE GOT TO MAKE HIS TWO FEEDING PARTS.

I THINK THEY'RE CALLED, LIKE, PEDIPALPS --

YOU KNOW, THOSE TWO THINGS.

GO RIGHT HERE AND HERE.

YOU KNOW A LITTLE TOO MUCH ABOUT BUGS.

WERE YOU, LIKE, NATURE BOY?

I LIKE BIOLOGY.

I LIKE KNOWING ABOUT ANIMALS AND STUFF.

IF RALPH LIKES BUGS SO MUCH, HE COULD COME AND HELP MAKE

THIS CAKE FOR LOU AND THE REST OF HIS BUG FRIENDS.

BUT I AIN'T MAKING IT IN MY BAKERY.

THAT'S DISGUSTING!

ALL RIGHT, LOU, YOU GOT YOUR BUGS.

YEAH, BUDDY, HERE THEY ARE.

THE PAPER IS IN THERE

TO ABSORB ANY MOISTURE AFTER ROASTING.

THEY'RE DEAD, RIGHT? ALL DEAD. ALL ROASTED.

SO, HERE, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A LITTLE ALLSPICE...

...SEAL IT... AND SHAKE IT.

AND THESE WILL BE GOOD, FLAVORED, INSIDE THE CAKE.

BUGS ARE ANIMALS.

YEAH, NOW YOU SEE WHAT THEY WERE EATING.

JUAN AND RALPH ARE NUTS.

THEY DON'T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT EATING THESE BUGS.

I DON'T GET LIZARDS. MM.

NO. UGH.

Ralph: BUDDY, ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN

TO DO SOMETHING THAT ME AND JUAN WILL DO?

I'M NOT CHICKEN TO. I JUST DON'T EAT BUGS.

I WOULD IN SURVIVAL MODE... BUT I HAD LUNCH.

WE WON'T BOTHER WITH THE COCOA-CHILE BLEND.

IT'S A LITTLE SPICY AND HOT FOR A CAKE.

DO YOU HAVE SOME CRICKET FLOUR?

SURE, HERE IT IS.

FRESHLY GROUND AND SIFTED.

LOU SAYS CRICKET FLOUR IS JUST LIKE REAL FLOUR?

I DON'T KNOW.

IS THAT ALL IT IS? IS IT JUST GROUND-UP CRICKETS?

WELL, THERE'S REGULAR FLOUR -- WHATEVER YOU WANT TO USE --

PLUS GROUND CRICKETS.

SO IT ADDS MORE PROTEIN TO YOUR FLOUR MIX.

SO, WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME CUSTARD CREAM IN THERE. OKAY.

SUGAR. SOME BAKING POWDER.

GOOD. SEE? WE GOT BASICALLY THE TEXTURE OF A CAKE BATTER.

THIS STUFF IS DISGUSTING.

I'LL LICK THE BATTER.

OH.

OKAY?

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BUTTERCREAM NOW.

[ GROANING ]

THAT'S PROBABLY CINNAMON IN THE -- HAS ORANGE.

THIS STUFF IS NASTY. UGH.

THE ENTIRE BUG IS THE THING THAT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE...

[ CHUCKLES ] MMM.

UGH.

Buddy: ALL RIGHT. NOW COMES THE FUN PART.

ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ANYTHING READY?

Lou: THOSE ARE SPECIAL.

LOU'S AN ENTOMOLOGIST,

AND HE WANTS ME TO BAKE A CAKE FOR HIS BUG CLUB.

AND HE REALLY WANTS ME TO USE, LIKE, REAL BUGS IN THE CAKE.

SO HE'S GOT ME MAKING A CAKE WITH BUGS IN HIS KITCHEN,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN CARLO'S BAKERY.

I AIN'T DOING IT.

MAKING YOU ANTSY? PEER PRESSURE?

NO WAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

NO WAY.

AIN'T EATING A BUG.

UGH.

THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A BUG CAKE HOBOKEN-STYLE?

UGH.

WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY TOOLS?

I WOULD MIX IT WITH THE ALCOHOL AND USE IT LIKE PAINT.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YEAH.

Buddy: FOR LOU'S TARANTULA CAKE,

WE START PAINTING OUT ALL THE DETAILS.

SO THIS GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE A REAL TARANTULA.

Ralph: I THINK THIS LOOKS REALLY COOL, FRANKIE.

D., GO GET ME THE BRIDE, THE GROOM, AND ALL THE STUFF.

SO, MY CAKE DECORATOR DANIELLE'S FRIEND LISA

WENT THROUGH A REALLY, REALLY BAD BREAKUP,

AND DANIELLE WANTS TO THROW HER A PARTY TO CHEER HER UP.

YEAH, PUT HIS DRAWERS RIGHT HERE

KICK HIM TO THE CURB, HONEY.

YOU GO, GIRL.

ALL RIGHT. I THINK IT LOOKS AWESOME.

GOOD JOB.

GIRLS, COME CHECK IT OUT.

[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]

AND I LOVE THAT SHE BEAT HIM UP BRUTALLY FIRST.

Danielle: YES.

SO, I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD.

I LOVE THAT SHE THREW ALL HIS STUFF DOWN.

AND WHAT BETTER THAN A BREAKUP CAKE LIKE THIS, HUH?

DEFINITELY. I LOVE IT.

THIS CAKE IS GONNA BE THE PERFECT THING

TO HELP LAUNCH LISA BACK INTO THE DATING SCENE.

BUT BEFORE WE CAN DELIVER IT,

I WANT TO GET JOEY OVER TO THE NEW CAKE FACTORY AT LACKAWANNA

SO I CAN SEE WHERE HIS HEAD IS.

THE RED IS GONNA LOOK SO HOT.

I DO LIKE THE RED DOORS.

JOEY DECIDES TO GO TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FULL TIME

AND NOT WORK AT THE BAKERY, THAT'S REALLY GONNA HURT ME,

THE BAKERY, AND THE WHOLE FAMILY.

OFFICIALLY,

THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR OFFICE. [ CHUCKLES ]

UP ON A PERCH, UP ON A BRIDGE. THAT'S IT.

JOEY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT WHEN WE OPEN THIS NEW CAKE FACTORY,

I NEED HIM TO BE COMMITTED 100% TO THIS BAKERY.

THIS IS THE FUTURE.

THIS IS THE FUTURE FOR EVERYBODY,

AND WE'RE GONNA PROBABLY DOUBLE, TRIPLE EMPLOYEES.

WELL, THAT'S -- THEN COMES THE OTHER ISSUE.

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP BOTH JOBS FOR MUCH LONGER

THERE'S THAT 800-POUND GORILLA IN THE ROOM --

THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

HOW AM I GONNA BE HERE AND BE THERE?

YOU KNOW ME. I'M WITH YOU 100% WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS FAMILY.

IT'S THIS THING THAT'S HANGING OVER MY HEAD

THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PROBABLY LEAVE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE.

IT HURTS.

YOU GOT TO REALLY MAKE A DECISION

ON WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO,

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I NEED TO KNOW

WHO'S GOING TO DO WHAT HERE.

IT'S HARD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING YET. I DON'T KNOW.

Buddy: COME ON, PASTA E FAGIOLI! LET'S GO!

TAKE THIS CAKE, PUT IT IN YOUR TRUCK.

YOU DELIVER IT. I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE.

Buddy: WE'RE DELIVERING THIS BREAKUP CAKE

TO DANIELLE'S FRIEND LISA'S PARTY.

LOTS OF LOVE FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.

YEAH! LOTS OF LOVE.

AND SINCE THERE'S GONNA BE SINGLE, AVAILABLE WOMEN THERE,

I DECIDE TO TAKE MAURIZIO AND ANTHONY WITH ME.

WHO KNOWS?

EASY DOES IT. EASY.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

TURN IT AROUND. TURN IT AROUND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ARE YOU KIDDING?!

[ LAUGHTER ]

SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY GOT KICKED TO THE CURB.

YEAH, I WOULD SAY. I WOULD SAY.

AND HE HAD ALL HIS STUFF THROWN OUT.

AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE TOOK A BEATING, TOO.

[ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE BIT.

SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS IS A CELEBRATION,

BECAUSE HE DON'T DESERVE YOU.

THIS IS BASICALLY THE BEST THING

THAT PROBABLY COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU.

AND YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON, AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND TRUE LOVE.

AND IT'S HIS LOSS. IT'S HIS LOSS.

WELL, MY PLEASURE MAKING IT FOR YOU. THANK YOU, BUDDY.

THANK YOU, GUYS. TAKE CARE.

All: THANK YOU. ENJOY.

THE CAKE WAS PHENOMENAL,

DOWN TO THE DETAILS OF MYSELF, MY EX --

HIM, LIKE, JUST FALLING DOWN LIKE, THE TIERS OF IT --

THE FLAVOR OF IT, EVERYTHING.

IT WAS AMAZING.

TO GREAT CAKE!

TO GREAT CAKE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SO, MAYBE THIS COULD BE, LIKE A GREEN --

OR MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT LIKE HE'S ON A LEAF.

Buddy: FOR LOU'S TARANTULA CAKE,

ALL WE GOT LEFT ARE THE FINISHING TOUCHES.

WE TOOK SOME DIFFERENT SHADES OF GREEN FONDANT,

MADE SOME DIFFERENT LEAVES, AND PUT THEM ALL AROUND.

Ralph: MAYBE SOME ROCKS -- SOME LITTLE ROCKS?

ROCKS, YEAH. MAKE ROCKS.

WELL, I'M GOOD AT THAT.

Buddy: LET ME TELL YOU -- THIS SPIDER'S LOOKING CREEPY.

THAT WAS BRILLIANT, WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THE LEAVES.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME CHECK IT OUT.

I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING, HUH?

Frankie: A TARANTULA. I'M REAL HAPPY WITH THIS ONE.

WOW! I LOVE IT.

LISTEN, EVERYBODY DID A GOOD JOB. THANKS, BUDDY.

LET'S GO, MAN. LET'S GET THIS CAKE.

LOU AND HIS FRIENDS FROM THE BUG CLUB ARE HAVING THIS MEETING,

AND OUR TARANTULA IS THE GUEST OF HONOR.

SPIN AROUND.

SO, I'M SWINGING IN?

WHAT DO YOU THINK? AMAZING.

Woman: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

WOW. LOOK AT THAT, LOU.

ISN'T IT SOMETHING?

WELCOME TO OUR MEETING.

Lou: THE SPIDER CAKE THAT BUDDY MADE --

IT WAS A NICELY SET UP SPIDER, NICE TARANTULA, NICE COLORATION.

IT LOOKED A LOT LIKE IT COULD HAVE BEEN A REAL TARANTULA.

Buddy: I'M GLAD THEY'RE HAPPY WITH THEIR TARANTULA CAKE.

WELL, LOU'S LITTLE BUG CLUB THERE NOT ONLY STUDY BUGS,

THEY EAT THEM, AS WELL.

SO I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL CAKE.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. HOW ARE WE DOING?

ALL RIGHT, I MADE YOU -- I MADE YOU A BUG CAKE.

Lou: THERE WE GO.

WE ACTUALLY BAKED THIS CAKE USING CRICKET FLOUR.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME BUG CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SO, LET'S CUT THIS UP.

SEE WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME BUG CAKE.

YOU LOVE IT. EAT IT.

Woman: FROM CRICKETS, RIGHT?

OH, IT'S EXCELLENT.

CRUNCHY.

[ LAUGHS ] IT'S REALLY GOOD.

IT REALLY WAS QUITE TASTY.

THE CAKE WAS WELL-LIKED BY EVERYONE.

I DON'T JUDGE,

BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE WEIRDEST AND GROSSEST

CAKES AND DELIVERIES I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

EVERYBODY'S EATING THE BUGS?

EVERYBODY BUT YOU.

A BUNCH OF GIRLS CAN DO IT.

[ CROWD OHHs ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES

WHERE YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FEARS ASIDE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...GATHER THE COURAGE...

Man: A LITTLE PIECE. HAVE A LITTLE PIECE.

...AND FACE YOUR ANXIETIES HEAD ON.

TRY THE, UH...

Man: HE DID IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

TASTED LIKE CRèME DE LA CRICKET?

BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS,

'CAUSE I AIN'T SERVING THIS AT CARLO'S BAKERY.

Lou: SO, I HAD AN INHALANT ALLERGY

TO THE DUSTS AND POWDERS FROM THEIR BROKEN-DOWN EXOSKELETONS.