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Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

DANNY, WE'RE GETTING THE OLD BOWLING TEAM BACK TOGETHER.

BOWLING IS A WAY OF LIFE.

WHERE'S THE OTHER PIN?

WHOEVER'S GOT THE PIN, I'M GONNA STRANGLE.

IT'S CRAZY AT THE BAKERY THIS WEEK.

AND THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM AT THE CAKE FACTORY I'M BUILDING.

AS SOON AS THEY CAN COME BACK TO WORK,

THEY'RE GONNA COME BACK TO WORK.

THIS IS JUST SORT OF LIKE A LULL.

AND IT'S A HUGE DAY FOR THE VALASTRO FAMILY.

IT'S SOFIA'S FIRST HOLY COMMUNION,

AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE PERFECT.

I'M NOT LOVING IT.

SOFIA, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF YOU.

I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE BEAR.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

Woman: OKAY. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

WOW.WOW.

LOOK AT MY ANGEL PUSS.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S GORGEOUS. DO YOU LOVE IT?

YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.

IT'S MY DAUGHTER SOFIA'S FIRST COMMUNION,

AND IN THE ITALIAN COMMUNITY, THAT IS A REALLY BIG DEAL.

I'M NOT LOVING IT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

IT'S JUST NOT FOR MY DAUGHTER.

IT'S A DRESS THAT'S VERY TRADITIONAL.

I'LL SEE IT ON FIVE OTHER GIRLS.

THAT DRESS.

Buddy: WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.

Lisa: WE'LL TRY. WE'LL KEEP TRYING, OKAY?

WE'RE GONNA TRY A FEW MORE.

YOU GOT IT. GOOD GIRL.

Buddy: AS CATHOLICS,

WHEN A CHILD REACHES 8 YEARS OLD,

THAT'S WHEN THEY RECEIVE THEIR FIRST HOLY COMMUNION.

I WENT THROUGH IT WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD.

MY WIFE, LISA, DID IT.

AND AFTER WE RECEIVE OUR COMMUNION,

THE FAMILY THROWS A HUGE PARTY.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE A WEDDING. IT'S THAT BIG.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK FOR THE CAKE?

THE LOOK I'M GOING FOR IS VERY VICTORIAN.

WHEN I THINK OF VICTORIAN,

I THINK OF A LOT OF DETAILS AND LAYERS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

LACING? THAT'S VICTORIAN.

I'LL...YOU LET DADDY THINK OF THE CAKE.

OKAY. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

YEP.

WOW!

NOW, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WOW!

UH-HUH!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE PRINCESS IN THIS.

COME HERE.

Buddy: YOU KNOW, WATCHING SOFIA TRYING ON DRESSES,

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S ALREADY 8 YEARS.

I MEAN, WHERE DID THE TIME GO? IT WENT BY SO FAST.

SO, IS THIS IT, SOFIA?

UH-HUH.

I OWE IT TO MY DAUGHTER SOFIA

TO MAKE SURE THIS DAY IS AS SPECIAL AS MINE

AND MY WIFE'S WAS.

I LOVE IT!

ALL RIGHT. GIVE DAD A KISS.

SO THIS IS IT.

ANYTHING FOR MY BABY.

HI. HOW YOU DOING? I'M BUDDY.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? FINE.

SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS?

WELL, ACTUALLY WE TOOK A BOWLING CENTER OVER --

PARKWAY LANES. PARKWAY LANES.

I ACTUALLY BOWLED THERE.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

I GREW UP IN LITTLE FERRY.

WOW.

SO, MARTIN AND CECILE ARE THE NEW OWNERS

OF THIS BOWLING ALLEY, PARKWAY LANES.

BACK IN THE DAY,

ME AND THE GUYS ACTUALLY USED TO BOWL THERE

WHEN WE WERE IN A LEAGUE.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE AT THE BOWLING CENTER FOUR YEARS THIS MONTH,

AND WE WANT TO REALLY SAY "THANK YOU"

TO ALL OUR BOWLERS WHO BELIEVED IN US

AND SURPRISE THEM WITH SOMETHING SPECTACULAR.

SO THIS HAS GOT TO BE A PRETTY BIG CAKE.

WE KNOW YOU'RE UP TO THE CHALLENGE. OKAY.

I'M THINKING JUST LOOKING JUST LIKE A BOWLING LANE.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

10, 12 FEET LONG, I'M THINKING.

A LONG LANE WITH THE TWO GUTTERS GOING OFF, THE 10 PINS.

EXCELLENT. WOW.

I THINK IT'LL BE REALLY COOL.

Buddy: SO, MARTIN AND CECILE,

THEY'RE ON BOARD WITH THIS GREAT CAKE IDEA.

AND THEN HE HITS ME WITH THE KICKER.

WE'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU GUYS DOWN.

I'M A LITTLE RUSTY. I DON'T KNOW IF MY, YOU KNOW...

WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN HANDICAP.

YOU KNOW, I CAN SEE IF I STILL GOT A 180, 185 AVERAGE.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M JUST SAYING.

ME AND THE GUYS HAVEN'T GONE BOWLING IN SO MANY YEARS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D DO,

BUT I THINK WE DESERVE A GUY'S NIGHT OUT

WHERE WE GO OUT AND THROW A COUPLE BALLS.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

TAKE CARE, NOW.

SO, TO MAKE THIS BOWLING-ALLEY CAKE,

WE'LL LAY OUT SHEET CAKES TO MAKE THE LANE

AND COVER IT WITH FONDANT

TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HARDWOOD FLOORING.

AND DOWN AT THE END,

ACROSS THE TOP AND A FULL SET OF 10 BOWLING PINS

MADE OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS COVERED IN FONDANT.

WE'RE GETTING THE OLD BOWLING TEAM BACK TOGETHER.

WE'RE GONNA THROW A COUPLE. PARKWAY LANES.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW,

BUT IN ADDITION TO WORKING AT CARLO'S BAKERY,

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW JOEY IS A FIREMAN.

YOU'RE IN?

ALL RIGHT, COOL.

ALL RIGHT, BROTHER, SEE YOU LATER.

SO, JOEY'S NOT AT THE BAKERY TODAY.

HE'S DOING A 24-HOUR SHIFT AT THE FIREHOUSE.

WE GOT THE OLD BOWLING TEAM BACK TOGETHER.

DANNY, LIKE THIS.

WE GOT TO PRACTICE AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES.

PRACTICE. WHY YOU GOT TO PRACTICE?

IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.

DID YOU FORGET HOW TO ROLL OUT FONDANT?

YOU DON'T EVER FORGET HOW TO BOWL.

BOWLING IS A WAY OF LIFE.

Buddy: SO I GOT THE OLD BOWLING TEAM BACK TOGETHER.

WHEN WE GO TO DELIVER THIS CAKE,

ME, JOEY, MAURO AND DANNY, WE'RE GONNA BOWL, BABY!

TO MAKE THIS BOWLING-ALLEY CAKE,

WE START OFF BY FILLING EIGHT VANILLA SHEET CAKES UP

WITH CUSTARD.

THEN HALF OF THEM GET PINEAPPLE.

HALF GET STRAWBERRY.

WANT TO MAKE IT 12 FOOT, MAKE IT 12 FOOT.

SHEET CAKES LONG-WISE.

18 INCHES.

24 THE OTHER WAY.

OH, HEY, PUT THEM THIS WAY.

LONG-WAYS. YEAH, THEY FIT.

WHAT'S TWO MORE?

PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN.

Buddy: TO MAKE THE ACTUAL LANE,

WE LAY SIX SHEET CAKES END TO END

AND CUT UP THE OTHER TWO TO MAKE THE PIN DECK.

THAT'S 12 FEET OF CAKE, BABY.

HI, BUD. HEY.

WE'RE GOING BOWLING, I HEAR.

WE? "OUI" IS FRENCH.

"OUI" IS FRENCH.

WE HAVE A PRONOUN PROBLEM.

YOU'RE NOT ON OUR BOWLING TEAM.

THIS IS IS FOR THE GUYS. IT'S THE OLD TEAM.

ARE YOU AFRAID THAT I MIGHT BEAT YOU?

LISTEN, THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND,

IS THAT I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS GUYS NIGHT TO GO BOWL.

LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME ON MY TEAM,

I'LL GET MY OWN TEAM AND WE'LL BEAT YOU.

OOH. I'M SCARED.

I DON'T NEED YOU ON MY TEAM. I'M GONNA PLAY WITH MY GIRLS.

BOWLING! BOWLING!

TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BOWL, BABY!

BOWL!

SHE ALWAYS GOT TO PUT HERSELF IN ALL THE TIME.

EH-EH-EH.

ALL THE TIME.

Lisa: SHE'S MY ONLY GIRL,

Woman: ALL'S I CAN SAY IS ENJOY IT

'CAUSE IT GOES SO FAST, LISA.

SO ENJOY THEM WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE AND PRECIOUS.

THIS WEEK IS HUGE FOR THE VALASTRO FAMILY.

I MEAN, MY DAUGHTER SOFIA

IS RECEIVING HER FIRST HOLY COMMUNION.

Lisa: I'M HERE TODAY TO PUT TOGETHER INVITATIONS

FOR SOFIA'S COMMUNION

AND TO ALSO RUN BY MY SISTER-IN-LAWS

WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING,

HOW ELABORATE I WANT TO GO,

AND GET THEIR OPINIONS ON A FEW THINGS.

OKAY. VICTORIAN THEME.

MY BROTHER'S NOT GONNA CARE.

YOU JUST TELL HIM IT'S FOR THE BEAR.

HE LOVES HER TO DEATH.

THAT'S HIS BEAR.

AND THEN AFTER THIS PARTY,

MY GODSON.

YEP.

Buddy: WE'RE HAVING ABOUT 300 GUESTS AT SOFIA'S PARTY,

SO I GOT TO DO A FIVE-TIER CAKE.

I GOT DANNY STACKING AND FILLING THE TIERS FOR SOFIA'S CAKE --

HER FAVORITE --

BLACK AND WHITE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE MOUSSE,

CHOCOLATE GANACHE.

MWAH! DELICIOUS!

I'M GONNA DO A VICTORIAN-THEME CAKE,

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LISA WANTED,

BUT I'M GONNA ADD A FEW TOUCHES OF MY OWN.

ON THE TOP TIER, I CARVE OUT A POUND CAKE

TO MAKE LIKE A LITTLE PILLOW SHAPE.

IT'S GONNA BE THE GREEN. EVERYTHING ELSE IS GREEN.

THAT GREEN?

NICE AND EASY.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

TO MAKE THE FONDANT LOOK LIKE IT'S STITCHED,

I GO OVER IT WITH A QUILTING TOOL.

AIR BRUSH.

LIZ, GIVE ME THE GREEN PEARL.

THE LAST STEP IS TO AIR-BRUSH THE WHOLE THING

WITH SOME EDIBLE PEARL,

AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A NICE SATIN PILLOW

FOR MY LITTLE PRINCESS.

SOMEBODY MAKE THE PLANKS. EIGHT BOARDS?

EIGHT BOARDS, YOU KNOW, FRANKIE?

THE OTHER BIG CAKE I GOT THIS WEEK

IS FOR A BOWLING ALLEY THAT'S THROWING A PARTY

FOR THEIR LEAGUE BOWLERS,

AND, I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE 12 FOOT LONG.

TO MAKE THE WOOD PLANKS FOR THE BOWLING-ALLEY CAKE,

I GOT FRANKIE SCRATCHING UP STRIPS OF FONDANT

WITH A WIRE BRUSH.

AND, I MEAN, THE STAIN IS JUST PICKING UP ALL THAT COLOR.

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A HARDWOOD FLOOR.

FOR THE BOWLING PINS,

AND LIZ COVERING THEM WITH FONDANT.

DANNY, LET'S DO A TIN BAND.

WHITE AND I'M GONNA PAINT IN GOLD.

FOR SOFIA'S COMMUNION CAKE,

I WANT TO DO SOME SYMBOLIC THINGS.

LIZ, GIVE ME THE AUTUMN GREEN AND THE COCOA.

I'M GONNA DO SOME SUGAR FLOWERS THAT ARE DOGWOODS,

'CAUSE THEY'RE THE FLOWER OF JESUS.

IT'S GOT FOUR PETALS, JUST LIKE A CROSS,

AND THE RED MARKINGS ON THE ENDS OF THE PETALS

REPRESENT THE BLOOD.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

SO, I'M WORKING ON MY DAUGHTER SOFIA'S CAKE,

AND I GET A CALL FROM THE ARCHITECT

OVER AT LACKAWANNA FOR THE NEW CAKE FACTORY,

AND HE'S TELLING ME ABOUT SOME TECHNICAL ERROR.

AND I'M LIKE, "OH, COME ON!"

Richard: AS SOON AS THEY CAN COME BACK TO WORK,

THEY'RE GONNA COME BACK TO WORK.

THIS IS JUST SORT OF LIKE A LULL.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE DOING A FEW THINGS

BUT NOT WHAT THEY COULD BE DOING,

'CAUSE THEY GOT TO BE ABLE TO CLOSE THE WALLS.

TURNS OUT THE DRYWALL GUYS

HAD TO STOP PUTTING UP SHEET ROCK COMPLETELY

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE WIRING WAS GOING.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SECURITY CAMERAS.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMPUTERS.

INTERCOM SYSTEM.

P.O.S.s FOR CASH REGISTERS.

RIGHT.

THIS PLACE IS GONNA BE STATE OF THE ART.

COMPUTERIZED --

I MEAN, EVERYTHING IS GONNA TALK TO EVERYTHING.

THE PROBLEM IS THE I.T. GUYS

DIDN'T GET THE WIRING DIAGRAMS OVER TO THE WIRING GUYS.

HAS YOUR GROUP DECIDED --

WHERE THINGS ARE GOING?

THAT'S WHAT IS GONNA BE THE HARD PART.

THE WIRING'S EASY.

IT'S PART OF THE DEAL.

DID THEY DO A PLAN SHOWING WHERE EVERY --

Man: MORE OR LESS. YEAH.

THAT BEING SAID, THEY'RE GONNA NEED TWO, THREE WEEKS

TO DO THEIR WORK.

Buddy: TWO TO THREE WEEKS!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DID THEY DO A PLAN SHOWING WHERE EVERY ITEM IS?

Man: MORE OR LESS.

Buddy: SO, I GET CALLED AWAY

FROM WORKING ON MY DAUGHTER'S FIRST HOLY COMMUNION CAKE

TO HEAR THAT BECAUSE OF THIS

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TWO-TO-THEE-WEEK DELAY

IN OPENING LACKAWANNA,

AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT BIG CAKES ON ORDER ALREADY.

AND EVERY DAY THIS PLACE ISN'T OPEN,

IT'S MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET, OKAY?!

DO WE WAIT SINCE THE JOB'S BEEN ON HOLD THIS WHOLE TIME?

OR DO WE GET SOMETHING DONE?

WELL, I THINK THAT WE SHOULD...

YOU KNOW, LET'S GET THE I.T. THING FIGURED OUT,

AND THEN ONCE YOU GET THE I.T. PEOPLE WORKING,

THEN YOU CLOSE UP THE WALLS.

OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH IT WOULD TAKE

TO OPEN THIS CAKE FACTORY.

ALL RIGHT. GET IN THE ZONE.

THIS IS FOR MY BABY.

IT'S GOT TO BE RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THIS GOING ON,

I JUST HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT LACKAWANNA FOR A MINUTE,

BECAUSE I GOT SOMETHING A LOT MORE IMPORTANT TO WORRY ABOUT,

MY DAUGHTER SOFIA'S FIRST HOLY COMMUNION.

I REALLY JUST GOT TO GET IN THE ZONE

AND MAKE THIS CAKE NICE FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.

MY WIFE, LISA, WANTED SOME VICTORIAN ELEMENTS,

SO I MOLD SOME REALLY ORNATE CROSSES OUT OF GUM PASTE

AND PAINT THEM WITH EDIBLE GOLD PAINT.

YOU LIKE THE BIBLE THERE?

STARTING TO COME TOGETHER.

TO TOP OFF THIS CAKE,

WE PUT A GOLD CHALICE TO REPRESENT THE COMMUNION WINE.

I STEP BACK AND TAKE A LOOK, AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S BEAUTIFUL."

IT'S LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF CAKES.

CLEAN UP THE BORDER AND PUT A RIBBON.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Woman: PERFECT.

I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

I WANTED TO INCORPORATE DOGWOODS

BECAUSE IT'S THE FLOWER OF JESUS.

I LIKE TO GET SOME CROSSES ON THERE.

WE GOT THE BIBLE.

SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

IT LOOKS NICE. IT LOOKS PRETTY.

WHO'S GONNA DELIVER THE CAKE NOW?

I THINK THE GODFATHER SHOULD.

I THINK YOU SHOULD.

I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE QUALIFIED.

YOU DELIVER THIS CAKE TOMORROW, RIGHT, GODFATHER?

YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO IT.

PUT THIS UPSTAIRS IN THE FRIDGE.

FRANKIE, LET'S LAY OUT THE FLOOR.

THE OTHER BIG CAKE I GOT GOING ON THIS WEEK

IS FOR A BOWLING ALLEY,

WHICH IS CELEBRATING FOR ITS LEAGUE BOWLERS,

AND I'VE GOT TO GET CRACKING

WHAT ABOUT THE TRIANGLES?

OH, THE TRIANGLES.

THERE'S A LOT, BUT THEY'RE ALL NEXT TO EACH OTHER

ON THE ENDS, AND THEN THERE'S A BIG ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

THAT'S GOOD?

Buddy: YEAH.

LOOK WHAT WE GOT. AREN'T THEY CUTE?

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BOWL?

YEAH, I CAN BOWL!

YOU GUYS DON'T BOWL.

THEY LOOK NICE. THEY LOOK CUTE.

THE WOMEN ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU GUYS TONIGHT.

OWNERS OF THE BOWLING ALLEY, MARTIN AND CECILE,

INVITE ME AND MY GUYS TO COME TO THE BOWLING ALLEY

WHEN WE DELIVER THIS CAKE,

BUT MY SISTER MARY,

SHE WANTS TO CHALLENGE US, BOYS VERSUS GIRLS BOWLING.

NOTICE WHAT THIS IS --

WE'RE GOING TO WIN.

Man: WE'RE MISSING A PIN.

WE HAD 10.

WHERE'S THE OTHER PIN?

AN HOUR AGO, WE HAD 10.

THERE WAS 10. THERE WAS DEFINITELY 10.

AND I PUT 10 -- WE PUT 10 OVER THERE.

SO WE'VE GOT TO PUT THE PINS ON THIS BOWLING CAKE,

AND THERE'S ONE MISSING!

I LINED UP THE 10 PINS ON TOP OF THE CAKE BEFORE WITH JOEY.

HOW DO WE ONLY HAVE NINE PINS?

NOW, WHOEVER'S GOT THE PIN, I'M GOING TO STRANGLE.

I LINED UP THE 10 PINS ON TOP OF THE CAKE BEFORE WITH JOEY.

HOW DO WE ONLY HAVE NINE PINS?

SO IT'S TIME TO PACK UP THIS BOWLING CAKE

AND BRING IT TO MARTIN AND CECILE'S PARTY,

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM -- THERE'S A PIN MISSING!

WHOEVER'S GOT THE PIN, I'M GOING TO STRANGLE.

THIS COULD BE USED AS A WEAPON.

WOULD THIS REALLY HURT IF I JUST WAILED YOU WITH IT?

I KNOW THAT I SET UP 10 PINS, OKAY?

I COUNTED UP -- HI, GUYS.

YOU GOT THE PIN?!

GIVE ME THE PIN!

IT WAS ON THE FLOOR IN THE BACK.

NO, YOU HAD TO COME IN THE FRONT AND GET IT.

BUDDY, IT DOESN'T WALK FROM HERE TO THE BACK BENCH BY ITSELF.

IT DOESN'T HAVE LEGS. SOMEBODY HAD TO WALK OVER THERE.

ALL RIGHT. HE'S SORRY.

THIS IS NOT PLAY TIME.

DON'T DO THAT. ARE YOU CRAZY?

Buddy: NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND THE TENTH PIN,

WE CAN GET THIS CAKE OVER TO THE BOWLING ALLEY.

Mauro: COME ON. WE'RE DONE, MAN.

IT'S 7:00. LET'S GO.

Woman: WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO BEAT THEM.

DEFINITELY. GIRLS RULE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR TONIGHT.

SO, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

GUYS VERSUS GIRLS IN THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT.

Mauro: UH-OH.

Man: THE ENEMY.

[ CHEERING ]

Buddy: SINCE THE GIRLS WERE TALKING SO MUCH SMACK

AND THINK THEY CAN ROLL WITH THE BIG DOGS,

I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE JUST A LITTLE BET.

ALL RIGHT. HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

WE'RE GOING TO BOWL 10 FRAMES.

THE LOSERS ARE GOING TO CUT AND SERVE THE CAKE.

GET READY TO CUT.

YOU GUYS READY? GOOD LUCK.

IT'S ON, BABY!

ENEMY YOUR HUSBANDS ARE.

Woman: COME ON, MARY!

[ CHEERING ]

Buddy: YOU KNOW, I AIN'T GOING TO LIE.

THE GIRLS STARTED OFF PRETTY STRONG.

[ CHEERING ]

THEN THEY GOT A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ROLLING THUNDER, BABY.

[ CHEERING ]

Woman: OH, MY GOD!

LISTEN. 780-735.

START CUTTING SOME CAKE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE LOOKED CUTER.

Woman: LOSERS.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S CUT THE CAKE.

Mauro: ON THE TABLES.

Buddy: CECILE AND MARTIN HAVE OWNED PARKWAY LANES

FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW.

THEY TURNED IT AROUND, AND THEY MADE IT GREAT.

I'VE GOT TO TIP MY HAT TO THEM.

OH, MY GOD.

LISTEN, GUYS.

THE WAY THE LANES CAME BACK AND HOW YOU BELIEVED IN IT

REALLY INSPIRED ME TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME,

SO I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT.

THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU.

SO WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Martin: I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THIS CAKE

CAN BE OF THE MAGNITUDE THAT IT IS.

I'M SPEECHLESS.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS.

Buddy: TODAY IS THE BIG DAY OF SOFIA'S FIRST HOLY COMMUNION,

AND AFTER THE CEREMONY, WE ALL GATHERED TO CELEBRATE.

I GOT TO TELL YOU.

THIS FIRST HOLY COMMUNION WAS A MILESTONE IN HER LIFE,

AND IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO ME AND THE WHOLE FAMILY.

HI. I NEED EVERYBODY TO GET UP OUT OF THEIR SEATS.

LET'S GO. GET UP.

AND NOW, CELEBRATING HER FIRST HOLY COMMUNION,

GIVE IT UP FOR SOFIA!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ] LOOK AT HER.

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

YEAH!

CAN I HAVE A KISS?

I LOVE YOU.

THEN IT'S HER DAY. SO I HAD SOFIA DO THE HONORS.

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH!

Lisa: WOW!

I LOVE IT.

WELL, I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR COMING HERE

TO CELEBRATE SOFIA'S FIRST HOLY COMMUNION.

SOFIA, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF YOU.

I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE BEAR.

I GOT TO TELL YOU.

DANCING WITH MY LITTLE PRINCESS THAT FIRST DANCE,

I COULD BARELY KEEP IT TOGETHER.

I MEAN, SHE'S SUCH AN AWESOME KID,

AND SHE'S GROWING UP SO FAST.

I WAS JUST THINKING, "MAN, THE NEXT TIME I HAVE TO DO THIS,

IT'S PROBABLY AT HER WEDDING."

I LOVE YOU, SWEETIE.

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SOFIA BEAR.

[ APPLAUSE ]

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