Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SANTINO MARELLA, THE WRESTLER, IS DOWNSTAIRS.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS CAKE FOR WRESTLEMANIA?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA CATCH THE EYE.

Man: NICE. LOOK AT HOW THOSE VEINS CAME OUT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I'M A PSYCHIC.

Buddy: LET'S GET THAT CRYSTAL BALL.

I HAD A VISION OF A CAKE, BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

‐WHO FILLED THESE ZEPPOLES? ‐NOT ME.

MY SISTER GRACE IS STICKING HER NOSE IN

WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.

WHERE'S THE CREAM? I SEE SHELL.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW ‐‐ MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

‐HI. HI! ‐HI.

I HAVE A CONSULTATION WITH BUDDY, AN APPOINTMENT.

OKAY. UM, I'LL GO GET HIM.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

BUDDY, BUDDY, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHO'S DOWNSTAIRS.

‐WHO? ‐SANTINO MARELLA FROM WWE,

THE WRESTLER, IS DOWNSTAIRS.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LET ME COME DOWN.

OH, GOD, WAIT. I GOT TO CATCH MY BREATH.

MY HEART IS POUNDING.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW,

SANTINO MARELLA IS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER,

AND AT THE BAKERY, WE'RE REALLY BIG WRESTLING FANS.

AND SANTINO ‐‐ HE'S ONE OF OUR FAVORITES

'CAUSE HE'S FROM ITALY.

HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING, SANTINO?

OH, EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

I'M HERE FOR MY CONSULTATION.

OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET A CAKE?

‐I NEED TO GET A CAKE. ‐ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

AND I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS,

AND I'M REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN THE BACK.

COME WITH ME. THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS.

‐THE MAGIC HAPPENS. ‐THAT'S IT.

HEY, GUYS, COME OVER HERE.

DANNY, FRANKIE, MAURO, COME HERE.

SANTINO IS HERE BECAUSE HE WANTS A CAKE FOR A SEGMENT

ON THE WWE TV SHOW.

SANTINO, MAURO, DONATO. ‐HOW YOU DOING?

‐PLEASURE. ‐FRANGUCHE.

HE'S GONNA BE PROMOTING THEIR BIG WRESTLEMANIA EVENT,

WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE THEIR SUPER BOWL.

IT'S A VERY SPECTACULAR EVENT,

SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA CATCH THE EYE.

IT'S GOING TO BE TASTY, OF COURSE,

BECAUSE I'M GONNA PROBABLY PUT IT

IN THE FACE OF MY OPPONENT.

YOU'RE GONNA SMASH IT IN THEIR FACE?

AFTER I TASTE IT, OF COURSE.

SO, I THINK OF SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS THAT,

YOU KNOW, COME TO MIND WHEN I THINK OF WRESTLING, YOU KNOW?

THE THING IS WITH WRESTLING, IT'S SO OVER‐THE‐TOP.

I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY.

SO, MY ENVISIONMENT FOR THIS WRESTLEMANIA CAKE

IS LIKE A TOWER OF MOLTEN ROCK, WITH LAVA ERUPTING ALL OVER.

AND WE'LL DO MODELING‐CHOCOLATE FIGURES

OF ALL THE DIFFERENT WRESTLERS, ALL TRYING TO CLIMB UP,

'CAUSE AT THE VERY TOP IS THE WRESTLING RING.

AND EXPLODING OUT OF THAT IS SANTINO'S HAND,

HOLDING THE WWE LOGO.

WE'LL LIGHT IT UP WITH SOME RED LIGHTS,

AND TO REALLY MAKE IT EXTREME, SOME REAL FIREWORKS

SHOOTING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,

I'M GONNA ROLL YOU OUT LIKE A PIECE OF DOUGH

'CAUSE I'M BUDDY THE BAKER.

WHOO!

SO, ARE YOU A BAD OR GOOD GUY?

GOOD GUY.

LOOK AT ME!

LOOK ‐‐ IN PRO WRESTLING,

THERE'S GOOD GUYS, AND THERE'S BAD GUYS.

SANTINO ‐‐ DON'T TELL HIM I SAID SO,

BUT HE'S KIND OF LIKE IN BETWEEN.

SO, YOU GOT THIS FINISHING MOVE OR WHAT?

‐OH, YEAH. ‐DID HE SHOW IT TO YOU GUYS?

IT'S A COBRA.

IT'S SOMETHING WHERE YOU TRANSFORM YOUR ARM INTO A SNAKE.

IT'S A COBRA BITE.

SANTINO'S FAMOUS FOR THE COBRA,

WHICH IS THE MOVE HE USES TO FINISH OFF AN OPPONENT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OKAY, COME. I'LL SHOW YOU.

WE CAN DO TOGETHER. OH, NO.

‐OKAY. ‐BEND THE WRIST.

‐YOU GOT TO BEND IT. ‐YOU HAVE TO CHOP IT.

AND THEN CHOP ONE, AND THEN CHOP TWO.

BUT NOW ‐‐ SEE? FACING THE WRONG WAY.

SO, TURN ‐‐ NO, NO, NO.

TURN THIS WAY AND THEN ‐‐ FFT FFT!

‐OKAY, READY? ‐SEE THIS?

‐HYAH! ‐DOING THE MACARENA.

‐ELBOW. ‐HUH?

NOW, YELL "COBRA" BEFORE YOU DO IT.

‐COBRA! ‐AND HERE WE GO.

WILL YOU GET YOUR HAND ‐‐ CLOSE YOUR EYES.

‐NO. ‐YOU'RE NOT GONNA FEEL IT.

‐NO. ‐CLOSE THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I CAN'T EVEN HIT HIM.

FORGET IT. FORGET IT.

‐I CAN'T DO IT. ‐GO AHEAD.

SO, FOR SANTINO'S WRESTLEMANIA CAKE,

WE START BY STACKING UP THE MOUNTAIN.

I'M GONNA DO A LOT OF CARVING ON THIS, SO WE USE A POUND CAKE

'CAUSE IT'S NICE AND STURDY.

LET'S GET A LITTLE BUTTERCREAM.

I'M GONNA NEED THAT 18 ON TOP, DANNY.

OKAY, GOOD.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

HI, HOW YOU DOING? I'M BUDDY.

I'M JORDANA SANDS.

NICE TO MEET YOU, JORDANA.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M A PSYCHIC.

OOH. CRYSTAL BALL.

ABSOLUTELY.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS.

I'M GETTING VERY STRONG VIBRATIONS FROM YOU.

BUT IT IS WEIRD WHEN THEY TELL YOU THINGS

THAT THEY SHOULDN'T KNOW.

OH.

YOUR UNIVERSE IS GETTING BIGGER.

I JUST HAD A BABY.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YEAH. SO, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

I MEAN, SHE SAID A COUPLE THINGS THAT WERE WHATEVER,

BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.

YOU HAVE A TREMENDOUS LIFE FORCE.

WHEN YOU START SOMETHING, YOU'VE GOT TO FINISH IT.

OH, BUT YOU'RE IMPATIENT, VERY IMPATIENT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

AND SHE'S GOING ON ‐‐ "YOU'RE LIKE THIS.

YOU'RE LIKE THAT."

YADA, YADA, YADA.

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.

YOU TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE,

OR ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR CAKE HERE?

I KNOW. I'M MAKING YOU WORK HERE.

THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND.

IT JUST COMES TO ME.

YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE YOU THIS AWESOME CAKE,

SO TELL ME ABOUT THE CAKE

YOU'D LIKE ME TO MAKE FOR YOU.

EVERY YEAR, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PARTY,

AND THIS YEAR IS MORE SPECIAL THAN ANY OTHER YEAR.

OKAY.

ENERGY'S CHANGING IN THE UNIVERSE,

AND THIS CAKE HAS TO BE VERY, VERY SPECIAL.

‐OKAY. ‐I'D LIKE THE CRYSTAL BALL...

‐ON TOP. ‐...ON THE TOP.

‐PREDOMINANT? ‐YES, PREDOMINANT.

I'D LIKE A 3‐TIER CAKE... ‐OKAY.

...WITH LIKE 7 LAYERS.

OH, LIKE A 7‐LAYER CAKE.

YEAH. LUCKY NUMBER ‐‐ 7.

‐OKAY, COOL. ‐YEAH, BUT NO CHOCOLATE.

I HAVE SOME PEOPLE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE.

NO NUTS. WE HAVE ENOUGH NUTS COMING TO THE PARTY.

[ CHUCKLES ] I LIKE THAT.

JORDANA, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

‐I BELIEVE THAT. ‐I PROMISE YOU.

‐I HAVE FAITH. ‐THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I'M PRETTY PSYCHED ABOUT THE CAKE

'CAUSE I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT ELEMENTS

THAT I CAN DO.

AND, YOU KNOW, SHE JUST REALLY WANTED ME TO GO TO TOWN

AND MAKE IT LOOK COOL.

SO WHAT WE DID IS I HAD FRANKIE DOING THREE TIERS,

EACH FILLED WITH SEVEN LAYERS OF VANILLA SPONGE

AND VANILLA BUTTERCREAM.

THEN I'M GOING TO DECORATE IT

WITH ALL KINDS OF PSYCHIC RELICS.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA HAVE ANY SPECIAL POWERS OR NOTHING,

BUT IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA TASTE GREAT.

BUDDY, LOOK ‐‐ I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I THINK THAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS NEED GLASSES.

LOOK AT THIS ‐‐ CROOKED.

LOOK AT THIS ONE ‐‐ CROOKEDER.

Buddy: GRACE, THEY LOOK FINE.

‐BUDDY, THIS IS FINE? ‐YEAH.

Buddy: SO, WE'VE BEEN HAVING THIS PROBLEM

WITH MY SISTER GRACE.

SHE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE.

THAT'S HER JOB.

BUT INSTEAD SHE'S ALWAYS IN THE BACK,

TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY HOW TO BAKE.

Grace: LOOK ‐‐ THIS IS A BIG ONE.

THIS IS A LITTLE ONE.

WHAT'S THIS ‐‐ MEDIUM?

WHAT DO WE HAVE, SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE NOW?

THAT'S PROBLEM NUMBER ONE.

PROBLEM TWO IS THEY'RE A LITTLE LIGHT, SO WHO'S EVER FRYING THEM

NEEDS A FRYING LESSON, OKAY?

‐WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ‐LESSON NUMBER THREE.

WHOA, WHOA!

MY GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME,

AND THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

Grace: THEY'RE SMALL. THEY'RE NOT FILLED RIGHT.

Buddy: THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THERE'S NEVER MISTAKES,

BUT YOU GOT TO SHOW A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF RESPECT.

‐WHO'S FILLING THEM? ‐NOT ME.

Grace: AND WHO'S DOING THE C's?

LOOK AT THIS, HOW CHEAP.

WHAT IS THAT, A HALF A "C"?

I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY, AND I DON'T CARE

IF THEY THINK I'M TOO HEATED 'CAUSE FOR US, IT'S PERSONAL.

WHEN IT'S MY PRODUCT AND MY NAME AND I SEE CRAP, I CAN'T HELP IT.

WHO FILLED THESE ZEPPOLES?

Grace: WHO FILLED THESE ZEPPOLES?

HELLO? WHO FILLED THESE ZEPPOLES TODAY?

LOOK AT THIS ZEPPOLE. IT'S NOT FILLED ENOUGH.

WHERE'S THE CREAM? I SEE SHELL.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE SHELL.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP.

LOOK ‐‐ WHEN YOU FILL THE ZEPPOLE, OKAY,

I DON'T WANT TO SEE EDGE.

I WANT TO SEE CREAM, OKAY?

Buddy: EVEN THOUGH MY SISTER GRACE DRIVES EVERYBODY NUTS,

SHE'S BEEN AROUND THE BAKERY LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW

IF SOMETHING LOOKS GOOD OR NOT.

I MEAN, I'LL GIVE HER THAT.

Grace: LIKE, WHAT IS THIS?

WHERE'S THE "C" GO?

AROUND.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S POSSIBLE

FOR GRACE TO BE RIGHT AND WRONG

AT THE SAME TIME.

SHE NEEDS TO COME TO ME WITH THAT, OKAY,

AND STOP ACTING LIKE SHE'S THE BOSS AROUND HERE.

IT'S GOT TO BE FRESH, IT'S GOT TO BE FILLED,

AND IT'S GOT TO BE CARLO'S QUALITY.

Buddy: I'M GONNA START CARVING THE MOUNTAIN.

SO, THIS WEEK, WE'RE MAKING A WRESTLEMANIA CAKE

FOR SANTINO MARELLA FROM THE WWE.

MAKE THE COLOR FONDANT.

‐WHAT COLOR YOU WANT IT? ‐ROCK.

Buddy: IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS GIANT MOUNTAIN OF LAVA,

WITH ALL THE WWE SUPERSTARS

ALL TRYING TO CLIMB UP TO THE WRESTLING RING ON TOP.

OKAY, NOW WE'RE GONNA DO THE OTHER SIDE.

SO, NOW WE'RE GOING TO GO OVER HERE.

LET'S COVER THIS WITH ROYAL,

AND THEN WE'LL, LIKE, SPONGE‐PAINT IT A LITTLE.

THE HARDEST PART ABOUT THIS CAKE

IS GETTING THE TEXTURE OF THE MOUNTAIN RIGHT.

I MEAN, I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE IT'S ERUPTING IN LAVA

AND MOLTEN.

SO WE'RE SMEARING THE WHOLE THING WITH ROYAL ICING,

WHICH GETS HARD WHEN IT DRIES,

AND THEN WE'RE DAMPING IT WITH A TOWEL

TO MAKE IT ALL BUMPY AND CRAGGY.

THE OTHER BIG CAKE WE'VE GOT IN WORKS THIS WEEK

IS THIS PSYCHIC FORTUNE‐TELLER CAKE,

SO I GOT RALPHIE BOY MAKING SOME HANDS

LIKE A FORTUNE TELLER WOULD USE TO READ A PALM.

AND THE GIRLS ARE MAKING SOME TAROT CARDS

AND SOME ZODIAC SYMBOLS.

THEN I GOT KAT CARVING THE CRYSTAL BALL

OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS.

SHE COVERS IT IN FONDANT AND BRUSHES IT

WITH, LIKE, A PEARL LUSTER DUST TO GIVE IT A SHINE.

SO, WHAT I WANTED TO DO FOR THE TABLECLOTH

WHERE THE CRYSTAL BALL SAT ON TOP IS,

I ROLLED OUT A PIECE OF FONDANT

AND THEN I TOOK SOME GUM GLUE

AND THEN I COVERED IT IN EDIBLE DISCO.

AND THEN I JUST KIND OF LIKE SCRAPED IT

BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO REALLY BE ON THERE.

I WANTED IT TO BE PREDOMINANT ‐‐ GLITZY, SHINY.

AND WE PUT IT ON TOP, AND, I MEAN, IT REALLY LOOKED GREAT.

LET'S GET THAT CRYSTAL BALL.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

Man: COULD YOU BEND YOUR ARM?

IF I HAD HAVE KNOWN, I WOULD HAVE WENT TO THE GYM.

NO, THAT'S OKAY.

Buddy: FOR THIS SANTINO WRESTLEMANIA CAKE,

I GOT RALPHIE BOY SCULPTING AN ARM

POPPING OUT OF THE RING, HOLDING THE WWE LOGO.

THAT WHOLE THING,

YOU'RE GONNA COVER WITH A LAYER OF SKIN?

‐MM‐HMM. ‐THAT'S GONNA BE HOT.

‐WHAT'S THE BLUE FOR? ‐THOSE ARE GONNA BE VEINS.

Ralph: I WANT TO SEE IF THEY SHOW THROUGH THE SKIN...

‐MY VEINS ARE KIND OF RED. ‐NO, THEY'RE NOT.

TAKE A LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE ALMOST GREEN.

THEY DON'T LOOK BLUE.

NOPE! THEY'RE BLUE!

I'M GONNA TAKE THEM OFF.

MARY, DON'T TOUCH IT.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE IT. DON'T TOUCH IT.

DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO RUIN?

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU THE COBRA?

YOU WANT ME TO?

YOU JUST DO WHATEVER'S GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPIEST, MARY.

I CAN JUST BOTHER YOU.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN WORK LIKE THIS.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING HOME. HAVE FUN.

BYE!

Ralph: NICE. LOOK AT HOW THOSE VEINS CAME OUT.

Buddy: KIND OF LIKE MINE, RALPH ‐‐ LOOK.

THAT WAS MY INSPIRATION.

LOOK AT THAT DEFINITION.

YOU'RE LIKE A DICTIONARY,

YOU GOT SO MUCH DEFINITION.

Buddy: SO, WE'RE MAKING THIS CAKE

FOR THE WRESTLER SANTINO MARELLA

TO USE ON THE WWE TV SHOW TO PROMOTE WRESTLEMANIA.

WE REALLY HAD THE "WOW" FACTOR ON THE WHOLE THING.

I'M PUTTING REAL FIREWORK FOUNTAINS

INTO THE POSTS OF THE RING.

THEN WE'VE GOT SANTINO'S ARM BUSTING OUT OF THE TOP,

WITH THE LOGO IN HIS HAND.

AND I'M ADDING EVEN MORE FIREWORKS

ALL AROUND THE BASE OF THIS MOUNTAIN.

LET'S PUT THIS ON TOP.

IT CAME TOGETHER. IT LOOKS GOOD.

TO REALLY MAKE THIS MOUNTAIN

LOOK LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF MOLTEN ROCK,

I AIRBRUSHED THE WHOLE THING

WITH, LIKE, SOME YELLOWS AND REDS

TO TIE THE WHOLE THING TOGETHER TO BRING OUT THE TEXTURE.

I GOT MY DECORATORS FINISHING UP THE MODELING‐CHOCOLATE FIGURES

OF ALL THE WRESTLERS.

AND THEN I GOT GOT DANA MAKING THE LAVA ROCKS OUT OF ISOMALT.

THERE WE GO. IT'S GOING.

OKAY. GOOD.

Buddy: IT'S A REALLY COOL TECHNIQUE,

WHERE YOU BASICALLY MELT SUGAR WITH SOME FOOD COLORING

TO MAKE THE COLOR YOU WANT.

THERE WE GO ‐‐ LAVA ROCKS.

Buddy: AND THEN YOU POUR IT OVER ICE.

Dana: ORANGE ROCKS.

Buddy: ONCE THE ICE MELTS, YOU GOT LAVA ROCK, BABY.

ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THE WRESTLERS.

GIVE ME THE ISOMALT.

HE AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

WE GET ALL THE WRESTLERS ON THERE.

WE GET THE LAVA, LIKE, ERUPTING OUT OF THE SURFACE.

IT LOOKED AWESOME.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, EVERYBODY COME CHECK OUT THE CAKE.

ALL RIGHT, IT LOOKS GOOD.

‐PLUG IN THE LIGHTS. ‐LIGHTS.

‐CAMERA, ACTION. ‐OOH!

Buddy: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN ‐‐ WE GOT TO GIVE IT A TEST RUN

BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT'S GOT A GOOD REACTION.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY READY? LIGHT THEM.

GET CLOSE, GET CLOSE. GO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HUH? HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

THAT'S HOW YOU DO A WWE CAKE!

WHAT'S UP NOW? ‐THAT'S COOL.

PUT THE FAN ON.

‐YEAH, BABY! YEAH!

‐WHOO! THAT WAS AMAZING. ‐VERY NICE.

Buddy: NOW WE GOT TO GET THIS CAKE OVER TO SANTINO

AT THE WWE STUDIO.

I MEAN, I'M EXCITED.

I THINK HE'S GONNA FLIP.

WRESTLEMANIA, BABY, HERE WE COME.

UH‐OH. WHAT'S THAT?

THE THING IS, WHEN WE GET THERE,

MY GUYS ARE A LITTLE NERVOUS.

THEY'RE LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER

LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET WHACKED OR SOMETHING.

THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, FRANGIE. IT'S TOO DARK IN THIS ROOM.

I DON'T LIKE THIS DARK. IT'S TOO DARK.

‐OH, MY GOD. ‐I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK,

BUT IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK ‐‐ ‐DUDE, IT'S WWE.

‐OH, YEAH. ‐YEAH.

YEAH, THESE GUYS BEAT EACH OTHER UP.

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU GET HIT WITH A CHAIR.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING ON WWE, THROWING DOWN.

IF I GET HIT ONE TIME AND IT REALLY HURTS,

I'LL JUST PLAY DEAD.

THAT'S IT. PLAY DEAD. THEY WON'T BEAT YOU UP ANYMORE.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT IF YOU GET HIT ONCE,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY DEAD.

SO, WE'RE DELIVERING THIS CAKE

TO THE WRESTLER SANTINO MARELLA

AT THE WWE STUDIO

BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING THIS BIG WRESTLEMANIA PROMOTION.

HEY, SANTINO!

WOW! LET ME TAKE IT IN HERE.

‐EH? EH? ‐[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT AM I EVEN SEEING?!

THIS IS A CAKE?! ‐THIS IS ALL CAKE.

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

THAT'S YOU COMING THROUGH THE TOP RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S ME? VERY ACCURATE.

THAT'S MY HAND. ‐SANTINO, I GOT ONE MORE THING

I WANT TO SHOW YOU ABOUT THIS CAKE.

READY, BOYS? ONE, TWO...

HEY, YOU'RE GONNA MELT IT! WHA‐‐

WHAT?! [ LAUGHS ]

THAT LOOK COOL OR WHAT?

[ Laughing ] UNBELIEVABLE.

IS THAT FUN?

[ Laughing ] UNBELIEVABLE.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CAKE ITSELF.

OKAY.

PLEASE, I DON'T WANT, YOU KNOW ‐‐

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEING MY CAKE.

YEAH, I MEAN, THESE ARE ALL GREAT SUPERSTARS,

BUT IF I MAY JUST MAKE PERHAPS MAKE ONE MODIFICATION.

‐DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. ‐OKAY, THIS ONE.

[ CHUCKLES ] BIG SHOW ‐‐

DON'T LET THEM SEE THAT I TOOK HIS ARM.

I WON'T TELL, I WON'T TELL.

THAT'S MY TAG‐TEAM PARTNER, VLADIMIR KOZLOV, I BELIEVE.

‐SO, HE STAYS? YEAH. ‐HE CAN STAY.

HOWEVER, I'M JUST GOING TO BE A LITTLE BIT ABOVE HIM

BECAUSE IT'S MY CAKE.

[ Laughing ] THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

DOES THAT LOOK GOOD?

WRESTLEMANIA.

SO, I THOUGHT THE CAKE WAS FOR A PROMOTION,

BUT FOR SANTINO, IT'S MORE LIKE A SELF‐PROMOTION.

BUT, HEY, I JUST BAKE THE CAKES.

SO, THEY START SHOOTING THE SEGMENT,

AND ALL THE DIVAS COME IN.

AND THOSE ARE KIND OF LIKE THE GIRL WRESTLERS.

AND HONESTLY, THEY DON'T SEEM TOO HAPPY

WITH SANTINO'S CHANGES.

UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, SANTINO?

SINCE YOU LOVE BEING ON THIS CAKE SO MUCH...

AAH!

Both: NOW THE CAKE'S ON YOU!

WHAT?! OW!

SUCH A JERK.

STOP!

Buddy: YOU KNOW, MY CAKES DON'T USUALLY LAST TOO LONG

AFTER THEY'VE BEEN DELIVERED.

BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEY USUALLY GET EATEN.

OW! AH!

THIS WAS A CLASSIC CASE OF MISUNDERSTANDING.

I WAS PRESENTING A SURPRISE.

[ COUGHS ]

THE CAKE WAS ACTUALLY VERY DELICIOUS.

Buddy: I'M NOT GONNA SAY

THAT SANTINO GOT WHAT HE HAD COMING TO HIM,

BUT I WILL SAY MY CAKES TASTE AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK.

[ COUGHING ]

OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT NOW, KAT.

NOW IT'S GOT IT.

I THINK IT LOOKS COOL.

AFTER THE BIG THROWDOWN AT WWE, I HAD TO GET BACK TO THE BAKERY

TO FINISH UP THIS PSYCHIC CAKE

BECAUSE TONIGHT IS JORDANA'S BIG PARTY.

I TELL THE GIRLS TO GIVE ME ALL THE ELEMENTS.

I'M GONNA LET MY EYES DO THE WORK.

THE TAROT CARDS ARE GONNA GO THERE, AND IT'LL LOOK PRETTY.

MAYBE SOME SIGNS.

PISCE FIRST ‐‐ I'M A PISCE.

OKAY, THAT LOOKS COOL.

THAT LOOKS COOL.

LET'S ‐‐ ‐CRYSTALS.

LET'S GO GEM CRAZY.

I JUST PUT A STONE HERE, A STONE THERE.

IT'S LIKE I SEE A CAKE.

WHAT HAPPENS ‐‐ IT COMES TO ME, LIKE IN A VISION.

I'M JUST SAYING.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY COME CHECK IT OUT.

‐OH, THAT DOES LOOK COOL. ‐WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT LOOKS COOL? ‐I LIKE IT.

THIS THING IS VERY FREAKY, MAN, LET ME TELL YOU.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

I THINK SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

LET'S GET IT IN THE TRUNK. LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ GLASSES CLINKING ]

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, BEST FRIENDS, FOR BEING HERE.

YOU ARE THE BEST.

Buddy: ME AND MAURO GO TO DELIVER

THIS PSYCHIC CAKE TO ORSAY IN THE CITY.

THAT'S WHERE JORDANA IS HAVING HER PARTY.

HELLO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Woman: CHECK OUT THAT CAKE!

WE DELIVER THE CAKE TO JORDANA'S TABLE,

AND EVERYBODY LOVES IT.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

‐WOW! ‐HOW DID YOU DO THIS?

DOESN'T IT LOOK COOL OR WHAT?

‐FANTASTIC. ‐IT'S GREAT.

Jordana: YOU'VE GOT THE CRYSTAL BALL.

THIS CAKE ‐‐ I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU ‐‐

EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.

AND I THOUGHT I WAS PSYCHIC.

I MEAN, I HAD A VISION OF A CAKE, BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. HE HAS TAROT CARDS.

HE HAS THE PALM. HE HAS MY CRYSTAL BALL.

HE HAS EVERYTHING I SPOKE ABOUT.

WELL, IF YOU THINK IT LOOKS GOOD,

WAIT TILL YOU TASTE IT.

‐AH! ‐[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S GOOD.

Buddy: THEY WERE PRETTY FUN. I MEAN, IT WAS A GREAT CROWD.

IT LOOKED LIKE A FUN TIME.

‐I WANT THE PINKY. ‐YOU WANT THE PINKY?

‐I WANT THE PINKY. ‐AND THEY LOVED THE CAKE.

THANK YOU, GUYS. ‐THANK YOU.

ENJOY IT. TAKE CARE.

OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

TAKE CARE. GOOD NIGHT.

WOW!