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[ BABY CRYING ]

>> COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

I GOT A NEW BABY, BUT I'VE STILL

GOT A BAKERY TO RUN.

>> I WAS THINKING MAYBE, LIKE,

AN ICE‐HOCKEY RINK AND ALL THE

PLAYERS.

YOU CAN ACTUALLY MAKE THEM MOVE.

>> WE'LL NEED THE PARTS FOR

INSIDE A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE.

>> I GOT A GUY FOR THAT.

>> THESE AREN'T BURNT?

>> LOOK, THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD,

BUD.

>> THIS IS THE EXACT THING I

DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW.

EAT IT.

>> I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT.

>> SOMEONE NEEDS TO STEP IN AND

MAKE SURE THINGS ARE DONE RIGHT.

>> WE DON'T HAVE CAKE PROBLEMS.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT.

GRACE, YOU KEEP PUTTING YOUR

NOSE IN EVERYBODY ELSE'S

BUSINESS.

WORRY ABOUT WHAT GRACE HAS GOT

TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> I DO.

>> THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES

AND PASTRIES GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW ‐‐ MIA

FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY

TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY.

I'M THE BOSS.

[ BABY CRYING ]

>> SO, LISA AND I JUST BROUGHT

OUR NEW BABY HOME ‐‐

CARLO SALVATORE VALASTRO.

HI. YOU'RE SO AWAKE RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH IT'S

NUMBER FOUR FOR US, I JUST THINK

THAT ME AND LISA FORGOT HOW HARD

IT IS TO HAVE A NEWBORN.

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO START

LIGHTENING MY LOAD AT THE BAKERY

OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS.

GOOD MORNING, BABE.

>> HEY, GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING, BEAR.

I JUST CAN'T BE THERE 12 HOURS A

DAY.

>> YOU DIDN'T SAY MORNING TO

CARLO.

>> HI, CARLO.

YOU KNOW, LISA'S GONNA NEED AS

MUCH HELP AS I CAN GIVE HER, AND

I JUST WANT A LITTLE TIME OFF SO

I CAN BOND WITH MY NEW BABY.

>> NUMBER 84!

>> BUT THE BAKERY'S NOT SLOWING

DOWN, YOU KNOW.

THE FAMILY'S EXPANDING, THE

BUSINESS IS GROWING, AND I JUST

GOT TO WORK TO BALANCE THEM.

SO FOR RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GONNA

REALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE BIG

CAKE BUILDS.

MY FAMILY ‐‐ THEY'RE GONNA HAVE

TO WORRY ABOUT THE DAY‐TO‐DAY.

>> HI.

WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH

BUDDY.

>> OKAY, I'LL GET HIM.

>> THANK YOU.

>> HI. HOW YOU DOING?

>> HI. HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M BUDDY.

>> I'M KARA. NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

SO, TODAY, I HAD THESE TWO BOYS

COME IN WITH THEIR MOM.

>> LUCAS AND CORY ARE 12 MONTHS

AND TWO WEEKS APART TO THE DAY,

AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE THEIR

BAR MITZVAHS TOGETHER, WHICH IS

CALLED A B'NAI MITZVAH.

>> A B'NAI ‐‐ I NEVER HEARD

THAT.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER

HEARD THAT.

>> ANY TIME THERE'S TWO.

>> THAT'S AWESOME.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS INTO?

>> OUR BIG THING IS HOCKEY.

WE'VE BEEN PLAYING HOCKEY FOR

ABOUT EIGHT YEARS.

>> OKAY. AND HOW ABOUT YOU?

YOU PLAY ICE HOCKEY ALSO?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT POSITION YOU PLAY?

>> I'M A CENTER.

>> CENTER. OH, ALL RIGHT. COOL.

>> SO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE,

LIKE, AN ICE‐HOCKEY RINK FOR A

CAKE AND ALL THE PLAYERS, LIKE A

LIFE‐SIZED VERSION OF A

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE.

>> SO IT'S LIKE A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY

TABLE WITHOUT THE BUBBLE.

>> WITHOUT THE BUBBLE, LIKE A

HOCKEY TABLE.

>> YEAH.

>> AND MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY

MAKE THEM MOVE.

>> OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME

TO MAKE THEM MOVE.

I MEAN, IT'S A BUBBLE HOCKEY

TABLE.

WHY WOULDN'T YOU?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> MAURO, FRANKIE, DANNY, AND

JOEY, COME HERE, PLEASE.

I WANTED TO GET MY BOYS, MY

OLD‐SCHOOL BOYS WORKING ON THIS

CAKE, BECAUSE I'M REALLY GONNA

NEED THE HELP.

>> THEY WANT A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY

TABLE?

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ‐‐

>> THE ARCADE GAME?

>> LIKE THE ARCADE GAME.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE ALL PLAYED FOOSBALL OR BUBBLE

HOCKEY AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

MAYBE WE CAN BUILD A STRUCTURE

LIKE FOUR PIECES OF WOOD, AND

HERE, YOU HAVE A PIECE OF WOOD,

A PIECE OF WOOD, STACK CAKE UP,

CARVE IT OUT, AND BUILD A CAKE

ON TOP.

>> NO BUBBLE, THOUGH, RIGHT?

>> NO BUBBLE.

THE THING IS ‐‐ WE'RE GONNA NEED

THE PARTS FROM INSIDE A

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE.

>> I GOT A GUY FOR THAT.

>> YOU'RE LYING TO ME.

>> HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?

>> I'M LIKE, "FRANKIE, HOW THE

HELL YOU HAVE A GUY THAT'S GOT

THE INSIDES OF A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY

TABLE?"

I WANT TO KNOW WHO'S YOUR GUY

FOR A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE.

>> I CAN'T DIVULGE MY SOURCES.

>> A BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE IS A

BIG ARCADE GAME.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN GET

AT, LIKE, A TOY STORE.

>> I GOT A GUY FOR EVERYTHING.

>> I'M CURIOUS TO SEE ‐‐

>> HAS MY GUY EVER LET YOU DOWN?

>> AS LONG AS HE GOES AND GETS

IT, I'M LIKE, "PLEASE, GO GET

IT."

SO, TO BUILD AN ARCADE‐SIZED

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY GAME, WE'LL START

WITH A PLYWOOD BASE AND FILL THE

WHOLE THING WITH CAKE.

THE TOP IS GONNA BE LIKE A BOX,

WHERE WE CAN PUT ALL THE GEARS

AND STUFF, AND ON TOP OF THAT,

WE'LL PUT ANOTHER CAKE TO MAKE

THE ICE.

WE'LL COVER THE WHOLE THING IN

FONDANT DECORATIONS, AND THEN

WE'RE GONNA MAKE

MODELING‐CHOCOLATE HOCKEY

PLAYERS AND ATTACH THEM TO THE

GEARS SO LUCAS AND CORY CAN PLAY

THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO.

>> THIS IS GONNA GO LIKE THIS.

>> AS LONG AS FRANKIE'S GUY

COMES THROUGH, IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT

IN HOBOKEN, BABY.

>> GOT TO DRILL THE HOLES IN

HERE, AND THIS IS WHERE ALL THE

PIECES ARE GONNA COME OUT FROM.

>> SO, DANNY AND MAURO ARE

FILLING THIS CAKE USING VANILLA

CAKE AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH

CHOCOLATE FUDGE.

AND, I MEAN, WE USED LIKE 30, 40

SHEETS IN THERE.

THAT'S A LOT OF CAKE.

>> NUMBER 84!

>> I GOT TO TELL SOMEBODY WE

NEED BIG CANNOLIS FILLED,

BECAUSE THESE SHOULD ALREADY BE

READY.

>> EVEN THOUGH CAKES ARE KIND OF

OUR BIG THING, HIGH‐PROFILE

THING, ABOUT 1/3 OF THE

DAY‐TO‐DAY BUSINESS IS LIKE

PASTRIES, CANNOLIS, COOKIES, AND

STUFF LIKE THAT.

AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE GETTING

BIGGER, I WANT TO STAY TRUE TO

OUR ROOTS.

>> ALL RIGHT, JOEY?

>> YO?

>> BUDDY WANTS US TO MAKE THOSE

COOKIES THAT ME AND HIM MADE IN

SICILY, THE CASSATEDDI COOKIES.

>> THE ONE WITH THE FIG?

>> THE ONE WITH THE FIG INSIDE,

THE ALMONDS, AND ALL THAT STUFF.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE A REGULAR

PASTA FROLLA ‐‐ JUST A LITTLE

BIT DIFFERENT.

>> WHEN ME AND MAURO WERE IN

SICILY LAST SUMMER, WE LEARNED

HOW TO MAKE THESE REALLY

OLD‐SCHOOL, DELICIOUS COOKIES

CALLED CASSATEDDI.

>> SO, SHE ROLLS THEM TO, LIKE,

LONG MEATBALLS, YOU COULD SAY.

>> YEP.

>> SO IT'S BASICALLY LIKE A

STUFFED RAVIOLI, RIGHT?

OH, THEY MAKE, LIKE, LITTLE

WAVES ON IT.

OH, THEN SHE USES A SCISSOR TO

MAKE, LIKE, SLITS IN THEM.

VERY NICE.

>> THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I WANTED TO SEE IF I CAN MAKE

THEM HERE AT CARLO'S BAKERY, SO

I PUT MAURO AND JOEY ON TRYING

TO MAKE A BATCH.

>> YOU WANT TO MIX THE DOUGH AND

GET THE FILLINGS ALL READY?

YOU WORK ON THAT.

THEN WHEN YOU GET DONE, YOU CALL

ME, AND THEN I'LL COME UPSTAIRS.

THAT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU LONG.

>> THE BAKERY'S BROKEN UP INTO

SECTIONS.

I RUN THE BAKERY SECTION.

IT'S WHAT I DO, I'VE DONE IT FOR

25 YEARS, AND I LOVE IT.

FLOUR.

WHEN I GET A NEW RECIPE, THAT'S

THE MOST FUN THING FOR ME.

AS I READ, I CAN TELL JUST WHAT

IT'S GONNA COME OUT LIKE.

THEY'LL ALL COME TOGETHER.

THIS ONE, I CAN ALREADY TELL

IT'S GONNA COME OUT PRETTY GOOD.

RECIPE SAYS A LITTLE WINE.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WINE I PUT IN

THERE TO MAKE THIS STICK

TOGETHER?

THAT'S A LOT OF WINE.

>> HOW WE DOING, JENNY?

>> HI, BUDDY.

>> SO, I MADE IT THROUGH THE

DAY, AND I MADE SOME GOOD

PROGRESS, BUT I GOT TO GET HOME

TO HELP LISA WITH THE KIDS.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I CAN'T

TURN MY BACK FOR A SECOND.

THESE AREN'T BURNT?

>> LOOK, THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD,

BUD.

>> THIS IS ‐‐ EAT IT.

>> I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT.

>> YOU TELL ME IF IT TASTES

GOOD.

I TOLD EVERYBODY, THE NEXT FEW

WEEKS ‐‐ THEY'RE GONNA BE TOUGH.

AND I SAID, "EVERYBODY'S GOT TO

STEP IT UP AND REALLY HELP ME

OUT."

AND WHAT HAPPENS?

>> YOU'RE JUDGING BY THE COLOR.

IT'S A LITTLE OVERBAKED.

>> NO, NOT A LITTLE.

IT'S OVERBAKED AND THESE ARE

GONNA BE DRY AND THIS IS NOT

WHAT I WANT.

PEOPLE COME IN HERE, THEY EXPECT

THEM TO BE GOOD.

THIS IS A GOOD ONE, OKAY?

>> THIS ONE.

>> YEAH, THIS IS ‐‐ LOOK, HERE.

THIS IS THE GOOD.

THIS IS THE BAD.

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU

BURNED THE COOKIES.

YOU DON'T GET THE POINT.

THE POINT IS ‐‐ DO YOU SELL IT?

THIS IS THE EXACT THING THAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.

COUSIN ANTHONY BURNS A WHOLE

RACK OF HALF‐MOON COOKIES, AND

INSTEAD OF THROWING THEM OUT, HE

PUTS THEM IN MY STORE.

I'M NOT GONNA ‐‐ ARE YOU GONNA

EAT THIS?

THIS IS GONNA COME OUT OF A BOX

AND SAY THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY

PRODUCT?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE IN WHAT YOU

MAKE?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY, SO, BEFORE YOUSE LEAVE,

TAKE YOUR COATS OFF, AND GO

THROUGH ALL THE COOKIES.

I ONLY WANT TO HEAR TWO WORDS ‐‐

"OKAY, BOSS."

THAT'S IT.

I DIDN'T HEAR IT.

>> ALL RIGHT, BOSS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> JUST SORT THROUGH THEM REAL

QUICK.

IT'S EASIER TO TAKE THE ONES

THAT AREN'T BURNT OUT THAN TAKE

THE BURNT ONES OUT.

>> SO, COUSIN ANTHONY AND THE

GUYS UPSTAIRS BURNT A WHOLE

BATCH OF HALF‐MOON COOKIES.

AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I MEAN, I'VE BURNED COOKIES.

THEY'VE BURNED COOKIES.

IT HAPPENS.

BUT THEN YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO

SELL THEM IN MY STORE?

>> WHAT'D YOUSE DO?

>> I JUST HAD A BABY.

I NEED SOME HELP AROUND HERE.

I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT EVERY LITTLE

THING.

>> WHY DO WE STILL HAVE THEM?

WHAT DID I SAY THE OTHER DAY?

COME ON, GUYS.

YOU GOT TO USE YOUR HEAD.

WHAT'D I SAY?

WHEN IN DOUBT...

>> All: THROW THEM OUT.

>> ARE YOU IN DOUBT?

>> YEAH.

>> THROW THEM OUT.

IF CARLO'S BAKERY'S GONNA KEEP

ON GROWING, WE NEED YOUNGER GUYS

LIKE COUSIN ANTHONY TO REALLY

GET ON BOARD.

THERE'S A CERTAIN WAY WE DO

THINGS HERE, AND THEY JUST DON'T

GET IT YET.

>> SO, I GOT JOEY WORKING ON THE

FILLING FOR THE CASSATEDDI

COOKIES THAT I LEARNED LAST

SUMMER IN SICILY.

IT'S GOT FIGS...

HAZELNUTS...

>> ALMONDS.

>> ...ALMONDS, AND RAISINS.

AND THAT ALL GETS GROUND INTO A

PASTE.

>> LITTLE BIT OF CINNAMON.

ALL THE OLD ITALIAN RECIPES ‐‐

ORANGE ZEST, LEMON ZEST.

THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

>> THE THING ABOUT JOE IS THAT

HE'S OLD SCHOOL THROUGH AND

THROUGH.

>> MMM!

>> AND AT A TIME LIKE THIS, I

GOT TO LEAN ON MY OLD‐SCHOOL

GUYS TO KIND OF DO THINGS LIKE

THE WAY I WOULD DO IT.

>> BUD.

>> GOT IT?

THIS GUY.

HEY, THE REAL THING, HUH?

YOU REALLY DO HAVE A

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY GUY.

>> EXPECT ANYTHING LESS?

>> THIS WEEK, WE'RE MAKING A

CAKE THAT LOOKS AND PLAYS LIKE

AN ARCADE HOCKEY TABLE FOR A

COUPLE OF BOYS WHO ARE HAVING

THEIR BAR MITZVAH.

FRANKIE COMES BACK, AND YOU KNOW

WHAT?

HE REALLY HAD A GUY OR

SOMETHING, BECAUSE HE FOUND THE

STUFF.

IS THAT REALLY PIECES FROM A

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY THING?

>> YEAH. I TOLD YOU I HAD A GUY.

>> I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

YOU GOT TO GET SMART.

>> WELL, I TOLD YOU I GOT A GUY

FOR THIS.

YOU GUYS DON'T BELIEVE ME.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE GONNA ACTUALLY GET

MOVEMENT HERE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

I GET MATT, JUAN, TYNE, AND

RALPH WORKING ON THESE HOCKEY

PLAYERS.

AND WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS MAKE

THEM OUT OF MODELING CHOCOLATE,

BUT TWO OF THEM HAS GOT TO LOOK

LIKE THE BOYS ‐‐ ONE ON THE RED

TEAM, ONE ON THE BLUE TEAM.

>> WHAT SOUND DOES A HOCKEY

PLAYER MAKE?

>> UGH!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GET

PELTED AGAINST THE GLASS, RIGHT?

>> SO, WE HAVE, BASICALLY, THIS

BOX WHERE ALL THE GEARBOXES

LIVE, AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT,

WE'RE GONNA PUT A CAKE.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA POKE HOLES

WITH THE PEG SO WE HAVE, LIKE, A

HOLLOW TUBE.

AND THAT'S WHERE OUR HOCKEY

PLAYER IS GONNA GO RIGHT INTO

THE LITTLE GEARBOX.

WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO TURN

IT, AND THEY'RE GONNA SPIN ON

TOP.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BABY.

WHAT'S UP?

>> THIS ONE TURNS THE BEST.

>> I TELL YOU ‐‐ THAT'S THE BEST

ONE.

IT DOES WHEN YOU PUT THE THINGS

ON.

IT'S A HALF INCH THICKER.

>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE THIS ONE

AWAY.

>> HELLO?

MY WIFE, LISA'S, JUST GIVEN

BIRTH TO OUR FOURTH CHILD, AND

SHE CALLS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF

THE DAY AND SHE SAYS SHE JUST

REALLY CAN'T TAKE THE KIDS.

THEY'RE WEARING HER OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

BABE, I THINK I GOT A GOOD IDEA.

I THINK I GOT AN IDEA HOW TO

HELP YOU.

SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS TAKE MY

SONS ON THIS DELIVERY, AND

THEY'RE GONNA GET TO SKATE

AROUND, HAVE A LITTLE FUN, AND

LISA WILL GET A BREAK.

ALL RIGHT?

I'LL BE HOME AS SOON AS I CAN.

I LOVE YOU AND THE KIDS. BYE.

GIVE THE BABY A KISS FOR ME.

>> IS THIS THIN ENOUGH?

THAT'S 1 1/2.

>> YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE CAN USE THE ROUND CUTTER.

IT'S BASICALLY LIKE A RAVIOLI.

>> SO TO ASSEMBLE THE CASSATEDDI

COOKIES, A LUMP OF FILLING GETS

SANDWICHED BETWEEN TWO THIN

PIECES OF DOUGH.

>> YOU GONNA DO THEM LIKE THIS.

>> THEN WE CUT LITTLE DESIGNS

THROUGH THE TOP.

>> SEE, I THINK THAT'S THE

REASON WHY THEY SLIT ‐‐ SO THIS

DOUGH DOESN'T GO, "CHOO!"

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> YEAH.

>> EACH ONE IS DONE BY HAND, AND

EACH ONE IS DIFFERENT.

>> THIS IS HOW IT USED TO BE,

STUFF THAT WE USED TO MAKE.

>> I'M SO HAPPY TO BRING BACK

OLD‐SCHOOL RECIPES FROM MY

FATHER'S HOMETOWN AND MAKE THEM

AT CARLO'S BAKERY.

>> IN THE OVEN YOU GO.

>> AND I'M GONNA TAKE SOME HOME

FOR LISA TO TRY WHEN I GO PICK

UP THE BOYS.

>> IS THAT HEAD IN THE RIGHT

PROPORTION, RALPH?

>> NO.

GONNA BUILD THE HEAD UP AROUND

IT.

>> WITH THE HELMET.

ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE, YEAH.

>> SO, HERE'S ONE OF THE

PROBLEMS WITH GETTING ANY TIME

OFF.

WHAT I NEED IS FOR EVERYONE TO

DO THEIR JOBS BETTER.

GRACE ‐‐ SHE THINKS SHE NEEDS TO

DO EVERYBODY ELSE'S JOB.

>> ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE ‐‐

>> THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BALL.

I'M GONNA BUILD THE HEAD AROUND

IT AND PUT THE HELMET ON IT.

>> GOOD IDEA.

WITH ALL THE CHANGES AROUND HERE

AND BUDDY JUST HAVING A BABY,

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STEP IN AND

MAKE SURE THINGS ARE DONE RIGHT.

SO, THEY DON'T WANT THEM THE

SAME SIZE?

>> NO.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE COME IN ALL

SIZES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THIS GUY BETTER EAT HIS

WHEATIES.

>> GRACE.

>> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO

MEAN?

>> LET THE GUYS WORK.

GO WATCH THE STORE.

>> I'M JUST WATCHING WHAT HE'S

DOING, 'CAUSE I SEE IT'S A

LITTLE OFF HERE.

>> THAT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

WORRY ABOUT THE STORE.

WORKING WITH GRACE, THERE'S THE

AT‐HOME GRACE, AND THERE'S THE

AT‐WORK GRACE, AND I'M GLAD I

DON'T WORK FOR THE AT‐WORK

GRACE.

>> SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAY

ATTENTION AND STOP PLAYING WITH

TOYS.

>> SHE'S GOT TO REALIZE SHE'S

GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HER JOB AND

THAT'S IT.

>> YOU GUYS ARE TOO BUSY, AND

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADDRESS

IT.

BUT I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

DON'T WORRY.

>> LET'S DO THE OTHER SIDE.

THEN WE'LL TURN IT AROUND TO DO

THIS SIDE.

>> I GOT YOU.

>> YOU GOT IT?

>> GOT IT.

>> WE'RE MAKING AN ARCADE‐STYLE

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE FOR THESE

TWO BOYS WHO ARE CELEBRATING

THEIR BAR MITZVAHS.

>> YOU NEED LIKE 30x34, AT LEAST

33x30.

>> WE COVERED THE WHOLE BOTTOM

PART IN RED FONDANT.

ICE THIS IN BLUE.

GET THE DETAILS GOING ON THERE.

THEN WE START ADDING SOME BLUE

ACCENTS.

>> IT LOOKS COOL WITH THE

STRIPE.

>> LET'S GET SOME BLACK FONDANT

AND LET'S MAKE THE COIN INSERTS.

ME AND MAURO WORKED ON THE

COIN‐RETURN BOX, AND WE DID IT

OUT OF BLACK FONDANT.

WE ETCHED IT A LITTLE BIT.

I MEAN, IT LOOKED REALLY GOOD.

COULD SOMEBODY DECO THE LOGOS?

TAB PRINTS OUT SOME HOCKEY LOGOS

ON EDIBLE ICING SHEETS.

WE ADD A COUPLE STARS, WE ADD A

COUPLE LOGOS, AND, I MEAN, IT'S

STARTING TO LOOK GREAT.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> THE BASE OF THIS HOCKEY TABLE

WAS ALREADY FILLED UP WITH CAKE.

NOW WE GOT TO FILL UP THE TOP.

>> DOES IT SPIN FREELY?

>> YEAH.

>> SO WE DON'T GET NONE OF

THESE THINGS DIRTY WITH CAKE OR

BUTTERCREAM.

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

>> WE PUT CAKE PEGS OVER THE

GEARS TO KEEP THEM CLEAN.

THEN WE FILLED IT UP WITH SPONGE

CAKE AND FUDGE.

>> WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THE

ZAMBONI?

>> WE COVERED THE TOP CAKE IN

FONDANT AND PAINT A LITTLE

LUSTER DUST ON TOP TO GIVE IT,

LIKE, AN ICE SHEEN.

NEXT, I LET MY BOYS GO AND START

PUTTING THE RING ON TOP, AND

THEY'RE MAKING ALL THE LINES

WITH ALL THE CIRCLES SO IT LOOKS

JUST LIKE A HOCKEY RINK.

>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WE GOT ‐‐

THE TWO BOYS ARE WHAT?

ONE'S RED, ONE'S BLUE?

>> MM‐HMM.

>> THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE WITH

THIS HOCKEY‐TABLE CAKE IS TO

MAKE IT PLAY LIKE A REAL HOCKEY

TABLE.

SO NOW IT'S TIME TO GET THE

TEAMS ON THE ICE AND SEE HOW WE

DID.

>> BUDDY, HERE'S THE RED ONE.

>> YOU CAN STICK THE GOALIES.

>> GOALIE NETS?

STICK THE GOALIE IN THE CREASE.

WE PUT THE GOALIE.

WE PUT THE NETS.

I STEPPED BACK, AND LET ME TELL

YOU ‐‐ THIS CAKE LOOKED GREAT.

AND, I MEAN, IT MOVED.

>> COME ON, FRANKIE.

>> SLAP SHOT.

>> HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!

>> COME ON, EVERYBODY COME SEE

THIS.

EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, MAN.

>> AND THEY ACTUALLY MOVE.

>> THEY MOVE.

IT'S BIG. IT'S FUN.

>> I LIKE THE OLD‐SCHOOL HOCKEY

MASKS.

>> WELL, LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO

SAY GREAT JOB, GUYS.

EVERYBODY PARTICIPATED.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

>> THIS IS A CAKE THAT'S FOR

TOMORROW?

>> YEAH.

>> THIS HAS HANDMADE ROSES ALL

ACROSS THIS BORDER, ALL THE WAY

AROUND.

>> SO, I'M TRYING TO THANK MY

TEAM FOR THE WAY THEY STEPPED UP

ON THIS CAKE, AND THERE'S MY

SISTER GRACE BUTTING IN.

>> HOW ARE THE ROSES GONNA BE

DRY BY TOMORROW?

>> GRACE BASICALLY OVERSEES THE

FRONT OF THE HOUSE.

GRACE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO

DECORATE.

>> WE JUST TOOK THE CAKE OUT.

>> GRACE.

>> WHAT?

>> COME HERE.

>> ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A SECOND.

I'M TALKING OVER HERE.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU NOW.

I DON'T WANT TO BELITTLE HER, I

DON'T WANT TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE

SHE'S NOT IMPORTANT, BUT IT'S

NOT LIKE THE FRONT IS PERFECT.

YOU GOT, YOU KNOW, SOME SET OF

CAJONES COMING OVER HERE

POINTING FINGERS AT THE

DECORATORS, THIS AND THAT, WHEN

THE FRONT IS A MESS.

COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS CAKE IS

FOR TOMORROW AND NOT ONE ROSE IS

STARTED?

>> BUT, GRACE, THAT'S NOT YOUR

JOB TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU

HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> BUT I HAVE WHAT I'M WORRIED

ABOUT.

>> GO ‐‐

>> SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

>> YOU GUYS ‐‐ ANY OTHER SECOND.

>> WE HAVE THE TIME TO DO IT.

JUST WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE

TO WORRY ABOUT.

DO NOT WORRY ‐‐ I WILL TAKE CARE

OF THIS.

THIS IS MY JOB, AND UNDER THAT

IS MAURO AND THEN FRANKIE.

>> WELL, I HATE TO TELL YOU, BUT

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP,

BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA BE DONE

FOR TOMORROW.

>> WE DON'T HAVE CAKE PROBLEMS.

WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT.

>> IT'S NOT GONNA BE DONE.

>> YOU KEEP PUTTING YOUR NOSE IN

EVERYBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS.

WORRY ABOUT WHAT GRACE HAS GOT

TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> I DO. MY STUFF IS HANDLED.

HANDLED.

>> GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

>> NO PROBLEM.

>> HELLO! BIG MAN'S HOME!

AAH!

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

OOH! OOH!

I MADE COOKIES FOR MOMMY.

I MADE COOKIES FOR MOMMY.

SO, TODAY, I'M DELIVERING THE

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY TABLE FOR LUCAS

AND CORY'S BAR MITZVAH, AND

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT

IDEA TO TAKE MY BOYS ALONG ‐‐

BUDDY AND MARCO ‐‐ SO THEY CAN

SKATE A LITTLE BIT, AND I COULD

GIVE LISA A BREAK.

>> THESE ARE DELICIOUS.

>> YOU LOVE THEM?

OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY.

MMM. IT'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND

MY DAD USED TO BRING ME TO THE

BAKERY, HE USED TO PUT ME TO

WORK.

COME ON, MARCO.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE COMING

WITH DADDY.

SO I GOT TO DO THE SAME THING TO

MY BOYS.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

BUDDY, GET IN THERE.

GO GET DADDY THE DOLLY.

ALL RIGHT, PUSH.

WATCH OUT, BUDDY.

OKAY.

I CAN GET THAT CORNER.

BEND YOUR KNEES.

>> I'M GOOD.

>> OKAY, YOU GOT IT?

OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

OKAY, LET'S GO DOWN.

WE'LL GET THOSE DOLLIES UNDER.

THEY UNDER?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SO, I'M WHEELING THIS CAKE IN,

AND I SEE LUCAS AND CORY AND I

SEE THAT THEY'RE SO HAPPY AND SO

EXCITED.

>> THAT'S AWESOME!

>> IT'S, LIKE, ACTUAL SIZE,

ISN'T IT?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> MOM, LOOK AT ALL THE PLAYERS.

THEY EVEN MOVE.

THAT'S AMAZING.

I GOT RED. THAT'S ME.

THAT IS AWESOME.

>> THAT'S CORY, AND THAT'S

LUCAS.

SEE?

I CAN TELL MY CHILDREN IN CAKE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE BUDDY WAS

ABLE TO MAKE IT MOVE.

THE PLAYERS ‐‐ THEY SPIN 360.

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER

BUBBLE‐HOCKEY SET.

>> I KNOW. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

>> YOU GUYS CAN PLAY IT AND EAT

IT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

[ ALL CHEERING ]

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT IT UP!

WHAT A GREAT FAMILY, AND THE

BETTER THING ABOUT THIS CAKE IS

IT TASTED AS GOOD AS IT LOOKED.

>> VERY GOOD.

>> THAT'S GOOD STUFF, GUYS.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, GUYS, WE JUST WANT TO

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US

MAKE YOUR CAKE.

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING IT.

SO, CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> MAZEL TOV!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> LET'S GO, GUYS.

I GOT YOU. COME ON, BOYS.

SO, ME AND MY BOYS SKATE, AND

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT WAS SO AWESOME TO BE THERE

SKATING WITH MARCO.

>> CAN YOU CARRY?

>> I'LL CARRY YOU, MARCO.

WHEE!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE I SAW BUDDY

KEEP FALLING AND KEEP GETTING

BACK UP, KEEP FALLING AND KEEP

GETTING BACK UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TELLS ME?

HE'S DETERMINED, JUST LIKE HIS

DAD.

ALL RIGHT, BUBBA!

YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD, SON!

AND, YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING OF

BIG SISTER SOPHIA AND LITTLE

CARLO AT HOME, AND I JUST THINK,

"WOW, I'M A LUCKY MAN."

COME ON, YOU GOT IT.

COME ON. YEAH.

THAT'S HOW YOU SKATE HOBOKEN

STYLE, BABY.

TELL THEM.