Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

[ HORN HONKS ]

MAYBE AT THE END OF THE PARADE, WE CAN SERVE THE CAKE OUT.

THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG CAKE.

OUR HISTORY IS OUR ROOTS.

I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY DUTY TO MAKE THIS CAKE

FOR THIS COLUMBUS DAY PARADE.

THE WHOLE RACK IS LIKE THIS?!

THEY'RE ALL.

NORMALLY, WE DO 200 OR 300 PIES A DAY.

THIS WEEK, WE'RE GETTING ORDERS FROM CLOSE TO 1,000.

Lisa G.: I GO OVER TO REACH FOR A PIE ORDER,

AND THE PIE WAS BURNED ‐‐ LIKE, BURNED.

ALL RIGHT, JOEY, THESE PIES ARE BURNT.

TH‐‐

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

YEAH, BUT, JOE ‐‐

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW ‐‐ MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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I NEED A LARGE PUMPKIN, A MEDIUM APPLE CRUMB.

YOU GOT IT.

MEDIUM BLUEBERRY CRUMB,

MEDIUM COCONUT CUSTARD, AND A LARGE PUMPKIN.

THIS WEEK AT CARLO'S, WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING COMPLETELY NEW.

I NEED A SMALL BLUEBERRY CRUMB.

I HAD A SMALL BLUEBERRY CRUMB RIGHT HERE.

AND A SMALL PECAN.

I DON'T HAVE THE PECAN.

MAURO'S GOT THE PECAN.

Buddy: JUST FOR THIS WEEK,

I OPENED UP OUR WEBSITE TO TAKE ONLINE PIE ORDERS

THAT WE'RE SHIPPING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I NEED APPLE.

AND THE RESPONSE WAS HUGE!

I MEAN, NORMALLY, WE DO 200 OR 300 PIES A DAY.

THIS WEEK, WE'RE GETTING ORDERS FROM CLOSE TO 1,000.

APPLE CRUMB.

UP THERE, ON THE SHELF. GO.

Buddy: THE REASON WHY I'M TRYING TO, LIKE,

UPDATE THE PIE ORDER SYSTEM, COMPUTERIZE IT,

IS BECAUSE WHEN WE OPEN LACKAWANNA,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FACTORY.

WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO SHIP CAKES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,

AND I NEED TO START TESTING THE WATERS, SEE HOW IT WORKS,

BECAUSE NOW WE'RE STILL PRETTY OLD SCHOOL.

THIS IS JUST A LITTLE TEST OF HOW WE CAN GROW THE BUSINESS.

LACKAWANNA'S GONNA GIVE US THAT OPPORTUNITY.

SO I KNOW WE GOT A LOT OF PIES, I KNOW THAT IT STINKS,

I KNOW WE HAVE TO PUT IT TOGETHER A LITTLE...HALF‐ASSED,

BUT, TRUTH BE TOLD, NEXT YEAR, WE'LL BE BETTER OFF.

THIS IS JUST A LITTLE TEST, OKAY?

LET'S GO. BACK TO WORK.

MY SISTERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN CHARGE OF THE FRONT SALES,

YOU KNOW, THE COUNTER,

SO WITH THIS NEW ONLINE THING,

I'M GONNA GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO HELP OUT.

HERE'S YOUR PECAN!

WAS THAT A CHOCOLATE PECAN?

YOU DIDN'T SAY CHOC‐‐

I DID SAY CHOCOLATE PECAN!

DID SHE SAY "CHOCOLATE"?

YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE ALREADY!

SO I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF IT,

AND I'M GONNA LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES.

WE GOT 30 DOWN.

WE HAVE 785 MORE TO GO.

HEY, JOHN. HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

Buddy: SO EVEN THOUGH WE'RE GROWING

INTO A NATIONAL BUSINESS,

CARLO'S BAKERY IS STILL ALL ABOUT THE COMMUNITY.

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS FLOAT.

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET SOMETHING BUILT FOR YOU.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WANT IT OR WHICH WAY ‐‐

HOW HIGH, YOU KNOW, WIDE.

Buddy: EVERY YEAR, THERE'S A LOCAL PARADE FOR COLUMBUS DAY,

AND THIS YEAR, CARLO'S BAKERY HAS GOT A FLOAT IN IT.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF HOW TO STRUCTURE IT?

WHAT WOULD YOU ‐‐ WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

BIG. WE WANT IT TO BE VERY BIG,

AND WE WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, SPARKLY.

Buddy: MY SISTER MARY IS IN CHARGE OF THE FLOAT

FOR THE COLUMBUS DAY PARADE,

BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE TO REIN HER IN A LITTLE BIT.

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SPARKLY.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON UP.

HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S IT GOING?

Buddy: BILLY IS FROM THE ITALIAN‐AMERICAN CLUB,

AND HE WANTS A CAKE FOR THE PARADE.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS,

BUT COLUMBUS, HE WAS BORN IN ITALY.

HE'S ITALIAN, LIKE ME, BABY.

YOU KNOW, WE WERE THINKING THAT MAYBE AT THE END OF THE PARADE,

WE CAN SERVE THE CAKE OUT.

I THINK THE THING THAT MADE COLUMBUS WAS HIS VOYAGE.

I THINK WE SHOULD CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF THE SHIPS.

SO THE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS CAKE

IS GOING ON THE BACK OF THE FLOAT,

AND AT THE END OF THE PARADE, WE'RE GONNA FEED EVERYONE!

BUT, I MEAN, IT'S GOT TO BE BIG.

IT'S GOT TO GO ON THE BACK OF A FLOAT.

I MEAN, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE LIKE, "WOW! THAT'S A CAKE!"

I'M GONNA START WITH, LIKE, A BIG CHUNK OF THE OCEAN,

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE COLUMBUS' THREE SHIPS ‐‐

THE NIÑA, THE PINTA, AND THE SANTA MARIA ‐‐

SAILING ON THE SEA.

THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE

IS GONNA BE TO MAKE THESE SHIPS AUTHENTIC.

I'M GONNA GO CRAZY WITH THE DETAILS.

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE ROPES, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE PULLEYS,

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SAILS,

AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE COLUMBUS

STANDING ON THE DECK OF THE SANTA MARIA

LOOKING FOR AMERICA.

FRANKIE, WATCH OUT.

WE'RE GONNA START FROM THIS SIDE BECAUSE YOU GOT A HALF A LAYER.

THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO EXPLAIN TO THE KIDS ABOUT OUR HERITAGE,

BECAUSE OUR HISTORY IS OUR ROOTS.

I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY DUTY

TO MAKE THIS CAKE FOR THIS COLUMBUS DAY PARADE.

THE OCEAN IS GONNA BE HUGE.

WE'RE GONNA DO EIGHT FULL SHEET CAKES STACKED THREE TALL

FILLED WITH VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE CAKE

AND CHOCOLATE FUDGE.

NOW, THAT'S A LOT OF CAKE.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LISA.

WHERE'S THE SLIP FOR THIS ONE ‐‐ PEACH?

I DIDN'T SAY A PEACH.

WE NEED SOMEBODY TO START TAKING THESE ORDERS UP.

YEAH, ANDREW OR SOMEBODY.

DID YOU SAY A PEACH PIE?

WHY DO I HAVE THIS PEACH PIE?

Grace: BUDDY HAS THIS BRIGHT IDEA

THAT WE'RE GONNA DO ALL OUR ORDERS THROUGH THE INTERNET.

NOW, I KNOW THAT THAT'S GONNA MAKE THINGS EASIER,

BUT GETTING THERE ‐‐ THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

I DON'T SEE THIS LADY'S ORDER.

THIS IS FOR TOMORROW.

OKAY, SO YOU GOT TO LOOK IN TOMORROW'S BOOK.

THIS IS TOMORROW! HELLO?

Buddy: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M STAYING OUT OF THE PIE ORDERS.

THERE'S MORE HERE.

THESE GOT TO GO UP. ALL RIGHT.

Buddy: NOW THAT WE'RE GETTING BIGGER,

I CAN'T BE STEPPING IN TO SOLVE EVERY LITTLE PROBLEM.

MY SISTERS ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS.

THEY NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.

THEY NEED TO SEND MORE PIES DOWN.

I CAN'T ‐‐

CALL YOUR HUSBAND! GO GET THE PIES!

I'LL TELL HIM. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

Grace: WHEN THIS HAPPENS,

AND WE'RE READY TO PUT THE PIE ORDERS AWAY,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE PIE TO PUT AWAY,

YOU CAN'T FINISH YOUR ORDERS.

I'M DOWN THERE TRYING TO PUT ORDERS AWAY WITH MARY,

AND ALL I HEAR IS THIS.

I NEED MORE PIES. HOW LONG?

ALL THE PIES YOU WANT.

WELL, SEND THEM DOWN!

THEY'RE COMING DOWN. LOOK.

THERE'S PIES THERE, THERE'S PIES THERE, THERE'S PIES THERE.

YEAH, THERE'S PIES HERE. I NEED THEM THERE.

MY SISTER GRACE, I LOVE HER, BUT SHE CAN BE REALLY BOSSY.

THE PROBLEMS WE'RE HAVING WITH THE PIE ORDERS

IS SHE JUST CAN'T LET EVERYBODY DO THEIR OWN JOBS.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY PIES. THAT'S THE ANSWER I GET.

ANTHONY, DID YOU FINISH 10‐INCH BLUEBERRY?

I DIDN'T. PERSONALLY, I DIDN'T.

RICH, YOU'VE MADE 10‐INCH?

AND YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE A COUPLE EXTRA FOR ERROR?

GRACE. PLEASE, GRACE. I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.

THE ISSUE THAT WE HAVE TODAY, I GUESS, IS COMMUNICATION.

AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, BEING FAMILY AND WIVES

AND SISTER‐IN‐LAWS AND BROTHER‐IN‐LAWS

AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT IS COMMUNICATION.

A LOT OF TIMES, WITH MAURO OR BUDDY,

I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE THINKING.

FRANKIE, I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE THINKING, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CASE WITH MY WIFE AND MY SISTER‐IN‐LAWS.

EITHER HE DIDN'T COUNT RIGHT, OR THEY GOT SOLD,

OR WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE,

WE NEED BLUEBERRY PIES, SO BAKE 'EM!

YES, MA'AM.

IT'S A THANKLESS JOB I HAVE.

IT'S ABOUT 4 INCHES, WE SHOULD SAY?

WE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE SURE IT'S THINNER THAN...

SO, WE'RE MAKING THIS BIG CAKE

TO GO ON THE BACK OF THE COLUMBUS DAY PARADE FLOAT,

AND I WANT IT TO LOOK AUTHENTIC.

8"x2"x10".

10" HIGH?

YEAH, FROM THIS PART. YEAH.

Buddy: SO WE GOT SOME REALLY DETAILED MODELS

OF THE COLUMBUS SHIPS TO LOOK AT.

9".

I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MAKE THESE SHIPS NICE AND BIG,

SO WE NEED TO SCALE THESE THINGS UP.

18"x6".

THE SANTA MARIA IS THE BIGGEST ONE,

SO ME AND MAURO ARE GONNA HANDLE THAT.

SO, WHAT BOAT DID YOU COME OVER IN ON?

I CAME HERE ON THE LEONARDO da VINCI.

FEBRUARY 15, 1976.

IT WAS A CRUISE SHIP.

YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

BUT MAURO WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA.

HE'S ACTUALLY ITALIAN ITALIAN, LIKE, FROM ITALY.

HE CAME HERE WHEN HE WAS 7 YEARS OLD,

AND HE'S STILL AN ITALIAN CITIZEN.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY?

34 YEARS.

SO, ARE YOU EVEN LEGAL HERE?

DO YOU HAVE A GREEN CARD, A VISA.

WELL, IT'S NOT GREEN ANYMORE.

WHOA! LOOK AT THAT! [ LAUGHTER ]

YOU ACTUALLY HAD HAIR!

I LOVE THE LITTLE 'STACHE.

MAURO RECENTLY DECIDED TO FINALLY BECOME A U. S. CITIZEN,

SO ALLS HE NEEDS TO DO IS PASS THE TEST,

AND THEN HE'S GONNA BE AN ITALIAN‐AMERICAN, BABY.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN. LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO.

SO WE GOT TO DO A NICE CAKE FOR CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

THAT'S MY MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

[ Laughing ] GO FOR IT.

Buddy: THE PROCESS FOR ALL THREE SHIPS ARE THE SAME.

WE'RE GONNA START WITH A BLOCK OF CEREAL TREATS,

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA CARVE THEM ALL DOWN

AND GET THEM THE RIGHT SHAPE.

STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT.

I'D SAY TO HERE.

I WANT THE SANTA MARIA TO BE PERFECT,

AND AS I'M CARVING,

I'M REALLY GETTING INTO THE ZONE AND I'M REALLY FEELING IT.

I LOVE TO CARVE THINGS.

I REALLY, REALLY ‐‐ I'M A SICILIAN.

I'M GOOD WITH A KNIFE. WHAT CAN I SAY?

ONCE THE BOATS ARE SHAPED,

WE DIRTY‐ICE THEM AND COVER THEM IN CHOCOLATE FONDANT.

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

I'M VERY EXCITED. ARE YOU? ME TOO.

HERE, BABY.

TODAY, ME AND LISA ARE GOING FOR A SIX‐MONTH SONOGRAM.

[ HEARTBEAT ]

Woman: NICE, STRONG BEAT.

SO, DID YOU GUYS DECIDE?

DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THE SEX?

NO, WE'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED THIS TIME.

VERY GOOD. PAULA KNOWS.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR PAULA.

CAN WE PAY PAULA?

I CAN'T BE BRIBED, SO TELL YOUR FAMILY NOT TO CALL ME.

CUTE LITTLE NOSE.

WELL, RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY, THE BABY'S BREECH.

Buddy: HOLD ON.

IS THAT A PROBLEM THAT IT'S BREECHED?

A LOT OF BABIES AT THIS STAGE ARE BREECH.

IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT THE BABY WILL TURN.

IF IT DOESN'T, THERE ARE THINGS

THAT WE CAN DO TO TRY AND HELP THE BABY TURN.

SO AT 26 WEEKS, I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT.

OKAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, 'CAUSE IF THE BABY DOESN'T TURN,

THEY'RE GONNA BE CUTTING ME OPEN, NOT YOU.

WE'RE NOT CUTTING YOU. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE'S WORRIED THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE LAID UP LONGER IF YOU HAVE TO BE CUT.

THAT'S RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]

SEE, ME AND YOU, WE THINK ALIKE.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.

I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW BABY,

AND THERE'S LOTS OF NEW RESPONSIBILITIES COMING.

THAT'S WHY MY FAMILY REALLY NEEDS TO STEP UP

AND START HANDLING THEIR PART OF THE BUSINESS.

OFF TO ANOTHER GOOD BABY.

THANK YOU, DOCTOR. ALL RIGHT.

NICE SEEING YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. YEP.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ORDER.

I CAN'T WRAP THAT.

THIS WEEK, MY SISTERS ARE IN CHARGE OF ONLINE PIE ORDERS.

THESE ARE BURNED.

IF THEY GOT PROBLEMS,

THEY NEED TO WORK IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES.

DO WE ‐‐ ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS?

FRANKIE, FRANKIE, ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS?

THE ENTIRE RACK'S LIKE THAT.

WHERE'S THE RACK?

THEY'RE NOT BURNT, BUT THEY'RE DEFINITELY OVERBAKED.

I GO OVER TO REACH FOR A PIE ORDER,

AND THE PIE WAS BURNED ‐‐ LIKE BURNED.

THEY'RE ALL. YEAH.

THAT'S EVEN WORSE.

THE WHOLE RACK IS LIKE THIS?!

THE WHOLE RACK IS LIKE THIS.

WE JUST STARTED. I DIDN'T BAKE THEM.

OKAY.

WHAT I SAY TO MYSELF IS I'M JUST GONNA DO THE CAKES.

WHATEVER I CAN DO, I DO JUST ‐‐ IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.

THEY GOT TO MAKE NEW PIES, 'CAUSE I AIN'T WRAPPING THESE.

I TOLD THEM THAT I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN ANYTHING ELSE,

'CAUSE WHEN YOU GET INVOLVED, ALL YOU DO IS GET IN TROUBLE.

ALL RIGHT, JOEY...

THESE PIES ARE BURNT.

TH‐‐

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

YEAH, BUT ‐‐

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

Lisa G.: ALL RIGHT, JOEY...

THESE PIES ARE BURNT.

TH‐‐

THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE EGG WASH.

THEY'RE NOT BURNT.

DON'T SELL THEM. THERE'S ONES THAT WERE ‐‐

BUT IT'S THE WHOLE RACK, JOEY.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT IS THE WHOLE RACK.

SO THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

YEAH, BUT JOE ‐‐

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIES.

Lisa G.: I GO OVER TO REACH FOR A PIE ORDER,

AND THE PIE WAS BURNED.

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

I HAVE HUNDREDS OF PIES TO WRAP UP,

AND HOW AM I GONNA WRAP UP BURNT PIES?

LISTEN! OH, MY GOD.

JOEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS THAT ‐‐

IF SOMEBODY OPENS THEIR BOX ‐‐

DID YOU LOOK THROUGH THE WHOLE RACK?

DON'T WALK AWAY.

YEAH, BUT THE CUSTOMER DOESN'T KNOW IT'S JUST THE EGG WASH.

THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "THIS PIE IS BURNED!"

LISA, DID YOU LOOK THROUGH THE WHOLE RACK?

THE RACK WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN.

HALF OF THE RACK IS GOOD.

Buddy: THIS IS EXACTLY THE THING

THAT I DON'T NEED TO BE INVOLVED IN, OKAY?

JOEY AND HIS TEAM BURNED SOME PIES,

AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT DOWNSTAIRS.

ALL THEY GOT TO DO IS MAKE SOME MORE PIES.

HOW MANY DO YOU NEED?

LOOK AT THESE! COME ON! LISA, I KNOW.

I UNDERSTAND IT'S THE EGG WASH.

LISA. LISA, DON'T TELL ME I KNOW AGAIN, 'CAUSE I KNOW.

THESE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE.

I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THEM.

I'M NOT LOOKING TO FIGHT.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT THOSE ARE NOT ‐‐

PEOPLE WERE WRAPPING THEM,

SO I DON'T WANT THE CUSTOMERS

OR ANYBODY TO GET MIXED UP WITH THOSE.

AND IT'S IN THE PRESENTATION.

GOT IT. LOUD AND CLEAR. I GOT IT. OKAY.

YOU DON'T NEED THE EXCLAMATION POINT.

I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

THERE'S SIX...

SEVEN...

SEVEN, EIGHT.

EIGHT. MAKE 12.

EIGHT 10‐INCH.

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD HAT.

I LIKE THAT HAT.

THAT'S LIKE THE COLUMBUS HAT.

Buddy: FOR THIS COLUMBUS DAY CAKE,

I GOT TYNE SCULPTING A FIGURE OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

OUT OF MODELING CHOCOLATE.

ALL RIGHT, SO I THINK ROLL THESE OUT...

RIGHT. ...SEAM EVERYTHING...

MM‐HMM. ...PAINT IT.

THIS CAKE IS GOING ON THE BACK OF THE CARLO'S BAKERY FLOAT

IN OUR LOCAL COLUMBUS DAY PARADE.

AND BEING THAT COLUMBUS WAS ITALIAN,

IT'S A MATTER OF PRIDE FOR ME TO GET ALL THE DETAILS JUST RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW WE NEED TO MAKE ALL THOSE LITTLE BITS, TOO.

WITH MODELING CHOCOLATE,

WE START MAKING THE RUDDERS

AND ALL SORTS OF HATCH COVERS, STAIRS, SPARS ‐‐

YOU KNOW, ALL KINDS OF REALISTIC 15th CENTURY NAUTICAL EQUIPMENT.

BUT THEN I STARTED THINKING,

"THESE SHIPS ARE GONNA LOOK TOO PERFECT."

SPIZZI, LET'S GET THE AIR BRUSH. WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.

WE NEED TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE

THEY'VE BEEN BATTLING THEIR WAY ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

AIRBRUSH COLORS ONLY.

SO I TAKE THE AIRBRUSH,

AND I START ADDING A LITTLE BIT OF BROWN.

I ADD A LITTLE BIT OF BLACK, A LITTLE BIT OF YELLOW,

A LITTLE BIT OF RED,

JUST TO, LIKE, GET THAT OLD, RUSTIC WOOD FEEL.

AND, I MEAN, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK GOOD.

THEN WE ROLL OUT SOME IVORY MODELING CHOCOLATE

AND START MAKING THE SAILS.

SO, IT'S FOR BOTH SUPPORT AND, YOU KNOW, LOOKS.

THE BIG COLUMBUS DAY PARADE STARTS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS,

SO WE GOT TO GET THESE BOATS ON THE CAKE

AND GET IT OVER TO THE PARADE GROUNDS.

OKAY, LET'S GET THE FIRST BOAT.

MM! WATCH YOUR FINGERS.

ONE, TWO, THREE. YOU'RE IN.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WATCH YOUR FINGERS. I GOT IT. CLEAR.

NOW, LISTEN.

AS YOU START ADDING THE BLUE, DON'T MESS WITH MY WAVES.

JUST COVER IT.

OKAY, LIZ. GIVE ME COLUMBUS.

HERE YOU GO.

LOOKS GOOD.

SO, THE LAST THING I GOT TO DO

IS PUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS ON THE SANTA MARIA,

LOOKING FOR AMERICA.

AND NOW THAT OUR SHIPS ARE SAILING,

IT'S TIME TO GET THE CAKE ON THE FLOAT.

♪♪♪♪

HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU DOING?

Buddy: YOU KNOW, COLUMBUS DAY IS A REALLY BIG DEAL

IN THE ITALIAN‐AMERICAN COMMUNITY,

AND I'M JUST EXCITED TO HAVE ALL MY FAMILY HERE.

AND NOW WE'RE GONNA RIDE

ON THE CARLO'S BAKERY FLOAT IN THE PARADE.

TURN, TURN, TURN! SPIN!

GOOD. WATCH THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.

GET THE CAKE OUT.

WE STEP BACK, AND, I MEAN, THIS CAKE WAS AWESOME.

WHOA.

I MEAN, GUYS,

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL JOB EVERYBODY DID.

I MEAN, LOOKING AT THIS CAKE, I'M SO BLOWN AWAY.

I MEAN, IT JUST SCREAMS COLUMBUS.

THE THREE BOATS LOOK MAGNIFICENT.

I MEAN, I'M JUST VERY, VERY HAPPY WITH WHAT WE DID.

IT WAS A SIGN OF MY ITALIAN HERITAGE, PRIDE.

EVERYBODY DID SUCH A GREAT JOB. I'M PROUD OF EVERYONE.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME ON. LET'S KILL THIS.

LET'S BRING THIS CAKE. LET'S GO.

OKAY. LET'S GO. THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.

WE GOT TO LIFT THIS HUGE CAKE WAY UP ON TOP OF THE FLOAT.

COME ON. BRING IT IN, BABY.

BUDDY, WATCH YOUR BACK!

BUDDY, GET OUT OF THE WAY.

UP HIGHER, GUYS.

OKAY. RIGHT THERE. GOOD.

OKAY, I'M GOING UP.

AND TO DO THAT, WE USE A FORKLIFT.

I'M RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. DON'T LET IT FALL.

UP, UP!

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER DELIVERED A CAKE

WITH A FORKLIFT BEFORE.

I JUST HOPE HE'S GENTLE WITH THE THING.

UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP. UP HIGHER.

GOT TO GO UP. GOT TO GO UP.

UP.

FRANKIE, PUSH UP! FRANKIE, PUSH UP!

WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

Mauro: IT'S GONNA FALL DOWN.

FRANKIE, PUSH UP! FRANKIE, PUSH UP!

WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

IT'S GONNA FALL DOWN. BE CAREFUL.

TO GET THE COLUMBUS DAY CAKE UP ON THE FLOAT,

WE HAD TO USE A FORKLIFT.

THAT'S JUST CRAZY!

SLIDE IT FORWARD. GOT TO PULL IT FORWARD TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I'M CLEAR.

WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

COME ON. YOU'RE GOOD.

THERE. THAT'S IT. OKAY.

LET'S GO! LET'S GO! EVERYBODY ON! LET'S GO!

IT'S REALLY COOL TO SHARE AN EVENT LIKE THIS WITH MY KIDS ‐‐

MAKING A COLUMBUS DAY CAKE, BEING IN A PARADE.

IT'S SHARING A PART OF OUR HERITAGE.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ HORN HONKS ]

I MEAN, GOING THROUGH THE PARADE,

BEING ON TOP OF THE FLOAT,

HAVING MY WIFE AND KIDS, MY WHOLE FAMILY,

IT WAS AWESOME.

TO US, IT'S JUST NOT ANOTHER HOLIDAY.

IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ITALIAN‐AMERICAN PRIDE.

WHOO!

AFTER THE PARADE, IT'S TIME TO SERVE THIS CAKE.

HOW WE DOING, BILLY? HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU, HUH? LOOK AT THAT CAKE.

I MEAN, DO YOU LIKE IT?

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, CAPTURES THE WHOLE ESSENCE

OF WHAT WE WANTED TO DO HERE ON COLUMBUS DAY.

HE EVEN HAS COLUMBUS UP THERE.

I MEAN, HOW MUCH MORE A COLUMBUS DAY CAN YOU HAVE

WITHOUT PUTTING COLUMBUS ON THE CAKE?

I MEAN, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

OKAY, GUYS! WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

LET'S CUT THIS UP.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE.

THIS IS WHERE WE'RE FROM. THIS IS OUR COMMUNITY.

HERE, SON.

IT WAS JUST SO SPECIAL TO BE ABLE TO DO IT

WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY, MY WHOLE BAKERY CREW, MY WIFE AND KIDS.

IT WAS AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE.

TASTES AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS.

Grace: THE LAST TWO DAYS OF PIES

HAS BEEN MORE THAN WE'VE EVER DONE, OKAY?

WE DIDN'T JUST TAKE A LITTLE NIBBLE.

WE TOOK A BIG CHUNK.

Lisa G.: COME ON, GRACE. WE'RE ON CRUNCH TIME.

HERE'S YOUR PACKING SLIP.

HOW MANY MORE DO YOU HAVE?

I AM DOWN TO MY LAST TWO ORDERS. ♪♪ AH ♪♪

WHAT DO YOU NEED? A LARGE APPLE...

Buddy: CARLO'S BAKERY IS GROWING FAST,

AND MY SISTERS NEED TO STEP UP

AND HANDLE SOME MORE RESPONSIBILITIES.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HANDLING THE PIE ORDERS THIS WEEK.

AND THAT'S IT?

Buddy: IT WAS KIND OF A TEST

TO SEE IF THEY COULD WORK THINGS OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DID IT.

WE SHOULD CUT ONE OPEN.

NOW, THAT'S THE WAY AN APPLE PIE SHOULD BE.

YES.

IF I TELL YOU THEY'RE BURNT, IT'S FOR A REASON.

THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M PROUD TO SELL THOSE,

AND I'M GONNA SAY MY BROTHER‐IN‐LAW MADE THEM!

SURE, YOU ARE.

Grace: WHATEVER HAPPENS AT THE BAKERY

WITH JOE OR MY SISTER OR ANYONE,

IT LASTS FIVE MINUTES AND THEN WE GET OVER IT.

WE YELL AT EACH OTHER, WE FIGHT, BUT WE GET THROUGH IT TOGETHER.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,

THE BOTTOM LINE IS A COUPLE THOUSAND PIES GOT DONE,

A LOT OF WORK, WORST IS OVER.

PUT YOUR PIES AWAY, AND I WANT TO GO HOME.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

Buddy: SO, MY LITTLE ONLINE EXPERIMENT ULTIMATELY WENT OKAY.

THERE WAS SOME ROUGH PATCHES, FOR SURE,

BUT ALL THE ORDERS GOT OUT.

14 APPLE CRUMB.

AND NOW WE KNOW SOME AREAS WE GOT TO WORK ON.

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT I STAYED OUT OF IT

AND I DIDN'T GET YELLED AT.

I DIDN'T GET AGGRAVATED.

WE'RE GOING ONLINE,

AND WE'RE SHIPPING ALL OVER THE WORLD, BABY.