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Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

WE WANT YOU TO MAKE US A VINTAGE TOILET-BOWL CAKE.

A TOILET-BOWL CAKE?!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT FLUSH.

FLUSH WATER?

I DON'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP!

I LIKE YOUR DENIM. THANK YOU.

MAYBE THE CAKE ITSELF CAN LOOK LIKE IT'S DENIM.

SHE WANTS A DENIM CAKE, WE'RE GONNA MAKE A DENIM CAKE.

JUST LET ME SEE SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE CAN JUST CUT THE POCKET OFF.

WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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NUMBER 15?

86? RIGHT HERE.

HEY!

BUDDY, HOW YOU DOING?

HOW'S THE FAMILY? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW'S THE PLUMBING BUSINESS GOING?

GOOD. HOW'S YOUR NEW BATHROOM?

YOU ENJOYING IT? I LOVE IT.

MY LOCAL PLUMBING SUPPLY, GPS, IS OWNED BY IAN AND JUSTIN,

AND I'VE KNOWN THESE GUYS FOR YEARS.

WHENEVER WE NEED ANYTHING, THESE GUYS HOOK US UP.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,

BUT IT'S OUR 100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY THIS YEAR.

100 YEARS?! WOW! WE'RE IN BUSINESS 100 YEARS, TOO.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

THAT'S AWESOME.

FAMILY BUSINESSES, SO WE CAN TOTALLY RELATE.

WE HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU.

WE WANT YOU TO MAKE US A SPECIAL CAKE.

OF COURSE, IAN. ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

WE SOLD HUNDREDS OF THESE TOILETS

IN THE EARLY '50s WITH OUR GRANDFATHER.

WE WANT YOU TO MAKE US A VINTAGE TOILET-BOWL CAKE.

Buddy: A TOILET-BOWL CAKE?!

YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A TOILET BOWL?!

TOILET-BOWL CAKE?

PEOPLE SPEND A LOT OF MONEY NOW ON TOILETS.

IT'S A BIG THING.

LISTEN, I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING

ON THE TOILET BOWL. THAT'S FOR SURE.

Buddy: AND THEN I'M LIKE,

"MAYBE IF IT'S THE ACTUAL SIZE, IT'LL ACTUALLY LOOK COOL."

SO NOW I'M THINKING A TOILET-BOWL CAKE MIGHT NOT BE THAT BAD.

Ian: BUT THERE'S MORE.

I WANT TO SEE

IF WE CAN MAKE THIS TOILET ACTUALLY FLUSH.

YOU WANT A CAKE TO FLUSH?

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?

WHAT? ARE THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MIND?

THEY WANT THIS CAKE TO FLUSH?

I'M A BAKER, NOT A PLUMBER!

LISTEN, COME ON. THE CAKE -- WATER AND CAKE DON'T MIX.

IT CAN'T FLUSH.

YOU GOT TO MAKE IT FLUSH. WE THINK YOU CAN DO IT.

Ian: IF ANYBODY COULD DO IT, BUDDY, YOU COULD DO IT.

HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA MAKE A CAKE FLUSH?

THEY THROW IT OUT THERE.

"WELL, IF THERE'S ANYBODY WHO CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT."

IT'S LIKE SAYING, "COME ON. YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME."

AND THEN I GOT TO RISE TO THE OCCASION TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I THINK PEOPLE DO IT ON PURPOSE.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I THINK THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE.

A TOILET BOWL THAT FLUSHES. COULD MAKE HISTORY.

SO, MY VISION FOR THIS CAKE IS PRETTY SIMPLE.

I'M GONNA MAKE A TOILET.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE FRAME OUT OF WOOD.

WE'RE GONNA COVER IT WITH CEREAL TREATS AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

WE'RE EVEN GONNA PUT SOME PLUMBING GUTS INSIDE

AND FILL IT WITH REAL WATER IN THE BOWL.

BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU --

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF THIS THING IS REALLY GONNA FLUSH.

14.

SO IT COME 14 INCHES LONG. 14.

I HAD MAURO BRING IN A REAL TOILET BOWL

TO HELP US WITH THE DIMENSIONS.

[ DRILL WHIRRING ]

AND DANNY AND JOEY ARE MAKING THE CHECKERBOARD FLOOR.

WE JUST TOOK LITTLE FONDANT SQUARES

AND JUST WENT BACK AND FORTH -- WHITE, BLACK, WHITE, BLACK.

AND IT LOOKED LIKE AN OLD-SCHOOL BATHROOM FLOOR.

Danny: THE FLOOR IS DONE!

AT $7 A SQUARE FOOT, YOU MADE 70 BUCKS TODAY.

HELLO. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE BUDDY...

OKAY.

...FOR A BABY-SHOWER CAKE.

I LIKE YOUR DENIM. THANK YOU.

YOUR SHOES AND POCKETBOOK SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, AND LOOK, YOURS DO.

DENIM. YES.

BUDDY, YOU HAVE A CONSULTATION HERE ABOUT A BABY-SHOWER CAKE.

SHE LIKES DENIM. Buddy: DENIM?

DENIM, LIKE, YOU KNOW, JEANS.

HEY.

HI. I'M BUDDY. HI. WENDY.

NICE TO MEET YOU, WENDY. SAME HERE.

SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU DOING ME A BABY-SHOWER CAKE.

OH, CONGRATULATIONS. YES, THANK YOU.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF WHAT YOU WANT?

I WANT A DENIM CAKE.

Buddy: DENIM CAKE?

FOR A BABY SHOWER? LIKE, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

MY WHOLE THEME IS DENIM. IT'S CALLED "ALL ABOUT DENIM."

EVERYONE'S GONNA WEAR DENIM.

IT'S GONNA BE AT MY LOCATION, WHICH IS COOL -- DENIM LOUNGE.

YOU REALLY LIKE DENIM, HUH? YES.

YOU NAMED YOUR CLUB AFTER IT. YOU'RE SPORTING IT.

MAYBE THE CAKE ITSELF CAN LOOK LIKE IT'S DENIM.

TRICKY CAKE, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE AS MUCH AS I DO LIKE DENIM,

WHEN I THINK OF A BABY-SHOWER CAKE,

IT JUST KIND OF, LIKE, NOT -- I DON'T THINK OF DENIM.

I KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA NAME THE BABY DENIM.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I LIKE DENIM AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY,

BUT IT WAS A LITTLE EXTREME.

A DENIM BABY CAKE.

I'M MORE THAN SURE YOU CAN DO IT.

SHE WANTS A DENIM CAKE, WE'RE GONNA MAKE A DENIM CAKE.

SO, FOR THIS DENIM BABY-SHOWER CAKE,

I'M THINKING TWO BABY BLOCKS.

IT'S GONNA BE LIKE TOYS,

BUT THE REAL TRICKY PART OF THIS CAKE

IS GONNA BE THE TEXTURE OF THE DENIM.

GIVE ME THE BLUEBERRY FILLING.

SO, I HAD JOEY ADD BLUEBERRIES AND FOOD COLORING TO BUTTERCREAM

SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A DENIM COLOR.

AND DANNY'S STACKING THE VANILLA SPONGE.

SO, LISTEN, WHAT'S UP WITH THIS JEAN THING?

I MEAN, I DON'T --

AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

IT IS. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, THOUGH?

I THINK A LOT OF THINGS ARE WEIRD.

SO, THEY WERE A LITTLE SKEPTICAL IN THE BEGINNING,

AND I DON'T BLAME THEM

BECAUSE HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE FONDANT

LOOK LIKE DENIM JEANS?

I DON'T KNOW.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

SO, THIS TOILET BOWL AND THIS DENIM CAKE

AIN'T THE ONLY THING I GOT GOING ON THIS WEEK.

I MEAN, BUSINESS IS REALLY STARTING TO EXPAND.

I MEAN, WE DO, I DON'T KNOW, 20 SPECIALTY CAKES,

MAYBE 30 WEDDING CAKES, THOUSANDS OF CUPCAKES,

THOUSANDS OF COOKIES EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

I MEAN, I'M REALLY BUSY.

WHERE YOU GOING?

WHAT? HE'S GOT A LOT OF STUFF TODAY?

YEAH. WE GOT 50 DELIVERIES TODAY.

WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT'D I DO? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

WHAT DID YOU DO? THAT CAKE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE TOPSY-TURVY, DANNY?

OVAL.

YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT. IT'S CROOKED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CROOKED?

WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? YOU DON'T SEE THAT IT'S CROOKED?

THE CAKE IS LEANING THIS WAY.

Buddy: HERE'S THE THING --

I CAN'T INSPECT EVERYTHING THAT GOES OUT THESE DOORS.

YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

THAT YOU TWO DON'T SEE THAT THIS IS CROOKED?

YOU WERE GONNA SEND OUT A CROOKED CAKE?

I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO --

YOU CAN'T SEND OUT A CAKE LIKE THIS!

I MEAN, COME ON, MAN! THIS IS NOT KINDERGARTEN!

I ICED THE CAKE! I DIDN'T STACK IT!

THEN THE BRIDE'S GONNA CALL ME!

DO YOU WANT TO STAND NEXT TO A CROOKED CAKE

ON YOUR WEDDING DAY?!

LISTEN. I ICED THE CAKE. I DIDN'T STACK UP THE CAKE.

I ONLY ICED IT.

WELL, WHO THE HELL STACKED THE CAKE?!

YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW MAURO.

GO GET HIM! GO GET MAURO!

GO GET MAURO! GO AHEAD!

YOU MADE THIS CAKE?! YOU STACKED THIS CAKE?!

I STACKED IT. MAURO!

WHENEVER WE DO THIS CAKE, THAT'S THE WAY IT LOOKS.

THIS IS GARBAGE!

I DON'T WANT TO PUT MY NAME ON STUFF LIKE THIS!

Buddy: HERE'S THE THING --

I GOT BIG PLANS TO EXPAND THIS BUSINESS,

AND IF I CAN'T COUNT ON MY GUYS TO HAVE MY BACK,

THIS WHOLE THING COULD GO DOWN!

YOU WANT TO SAVE EVERYBODY'S HEALTH?

GET RID OF THIS CAKE FROM THE BOOK.

YEAH, BUT STILL!

THE BOTTOM LINE IS, HE'S GONNA SEND A CROOKED CAKE OUT!

YOU BUILT A CROOKED CAKE! COME ON, MAN! THIS IS MY NAME!

I GUARANTEE YOU ONE OF TWO THINGS HAPPENED --

YOU EITHER HAVE A PEG THAT'S SHORT IN THERE

OR YOU DIDN'T PUT THE PEGS FAR OUT ENOUGH!

THIS WEDDING CAKE HAS GOT TO GO OUT TODAY,

BUT IT AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THIS!

WE NEED TO REDO THIS.

AND LAST, WHERE? WHERE'S THE PEGS?

WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY?! SAY "YOU'RE RIGHT"!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE GOT TO SEND OUT ONE CAKE OR 100 CAKES.

EVERY CAKE HAS GOT TO GO OUT PERFECT.

DANNY'S GONNA HAVE TO REDO THIS.

SO, BUSINESS IS GOOD FOR ME,

BUT IT ALSO CREATES A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

YOU KNOW? AND SOMETIMES I LOSE MY TEMPER.

BUT IT'S WHO I AM!

BUT I WON'T LET IT INTERFERE WITH OTHER CLIENTS' CAKES.

THE ONLY THING -- WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT NOW.

SO, THE BASIC STRUCTURE FOR THIS TOILET CAKE IS MADE.

NOW WE JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT THE TOILET BOWL.

WE NEED A PLASTIC BOWL.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING ON THE TOILET BOWL.

SO, LET ME TAKE A SEAT. LET ME THINK.

'CAUSE I DO LIKE TO THINK ON THE BOWL.

Mauro: A LIGHT BULB JUST LIT ON TOP OF YOU. [ LAUGHS ]

IT'S LIKE AT LUNCH WHERE WE SAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE THINKER.

[ MAURO SPEAKING ITALIAN ]

HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

AND IT WAS LIKE, "BAM!" IT HIT ME!

I GRAB ONE OF THE PLASTIC BUCKETS

WE PUT OUR FONDANTS IN.

I PUT A COUPLE CUTS IN IT.

AND PRESTO! WE GOT A TOILET BOWL!

SO, NOW THAT WE HAVE A BOWL,

WE CAN START STACKING AND FILLING THE CAKE.

SO I TELL FRANKIE AND MAURO TO FILL UP THE TANK IN THE BACK,

AND THAT'S WHERE THE MAJORITY OF THE CAKE'S GONNA BE.

WHAT DID YOU FILL IT WITH? BUTTERCREAM OR FUDGE?

Frankie: FUDGE.

TOILET CAKE, YOU GOT TO USE FUDGE.

UH-HUH.

IF THAT DOESN'T SAY "TOILET," I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES.

THAT'S A LOT OF WATER, MAN.

SO, I GOT THE BOWL PART ON THE TOILET-BOWL CAKE FIGURED OUT,

BUT NOW COMES THE HARD PART -- HOW AM I GONNA MAKE IT FLUSH?

WHEN THE TOILET BOWL FILLS UP, IT FILLS UP FROM THE TOP AROUND.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WHEN A TOILET BOWL FILLS UP, IT COMES ALL IN FROM THE TOP,

SO I COULD RE-CREATE THAT ILLUSION

BY WRAPPING A PLASTIC HOSE AROUND THE TOP

AND PUTTING HOLES IN IT.

I MEAN, IF WE POKE HOLES,

THE WAY THAT PRESSURE OF THAT THING WAS RUNNING,

IT'S GONNA FILL FROM ALL ANGLES.

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT MIGHT PUSH RIGHT PAST THE HOLES.

IT'S GONNA DO BOTH.

ME AND JOEY GLUE THE TUBE AROUND.

WE PUT SOME WATER WITH SOME BLUE FOOD COLORING IN IT,

AND WE'RE GONNA TEST IT OUT.

SEE IF IT WORKS.

Buddy: GONNA TO GET A LITTLE BIT MORE WATER.

HERE'S THE THING --

FONDANT AND WATER, THEY DON'T MIX.

THIS THING'S GOT TO WORK PERFECTLY.

IT KIND OF LOOKS COOL THE WAY IT --

THAT'S GIVING IT FORCE.

YEAH! I MEAN, IT'S WORKING!

AND THE WAY THE WATER AT THE END DOES IT,

IT GIVES IT, LIKE, A LITTLE SWIRL,

SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S REALLY GOING DOWN A DRAIN.

I MEAN, THIS CAKE IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

BUT LOOK. THAT'S FINE.

THAT LOOKS AWESOME LIKE THAT.

WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THIS FONDANT?

WE'RE GONNA COVER THE WHOLE THING IN DIFFERENT PATTERNS AND TEXTURES.

SO, THE DENIM BABY-SHOWER CAKE IS STACKED,

DIRTY-ICED, AND COVERED IN FONDANT.

NOW IT'S TIME TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE DENIM.

THIS LADY IS, LIKE, A DENIM FREAK.

BUT WHEN I SAW HER POCKETBOOK, I JUST --

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY COOL.

AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, WHAT IF WE MAKE THIS LIKE A BLOCK

BUT THEN HAVE ALL THESE TEXTURES AND PATTERNS ON IT?

AND I'M THINKING, "MAYBE IF I GET REAL DENIM

AND I EMBOSS THE FONDANT WITH IT..."

WE NEED DENIM. WE NEED REAL DENIM.

WE NEED, LIKE, A PAIR OF JEANS.

ANYBODY HERE WEARING JEANS?

ME!

SO, I'M LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM 'CAUSE I'M SAYING,

"NOW I NEED DENIM JEANS."

AND WHO'S STANDING THERE? DANNY.

LISTEN, I'M GONNA BUY YOU A NEW PAIR,

BUT JUST LET ME SEE SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE CAN JUST CUT THE POCKET OFF.

WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

Danny: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

Sunshine: WE'RE GONNA NEED TO BORROW THOSE PANTS.

BORROW THESE PANTS?

WHY MY PANTS?

BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING JEANS.

Buddy: THEY'LL BECOME JEAN SHORTS.

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

JUST COME OVER HERE.

Sunshine: DON'T CUT HIS LEG OFF.

DUDE, THESE ARE MY JEANS, MAN.

WE'RE BORROWING DENIM FROM DANNY'S PANTS

TO MAKE THIS BABY-SHOWER DENIM CAKE.

OH, MY GOD! AAH!

WHOA-HO-HO. WATCH OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WHOA, WHOA.

HELLO!

[ Laughing ] HE'S WEARING DAISY DUKES!

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT. HE'S GOOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ WOLF-WHISTLE ]

Buddy: SO, WE MADE SURE WE WASHED THE JEANS FIRST,

THEN WE TOOK FONDANT, PUT THEM ON TOP OF THE JEANS,

RAN IT THROUGH THE SHEETER.

THIS STAMPED THE TEXTURE OF THE JEANS INTO THE FONDANT.

HOLD THE PANTS.

AND PRESTO!

DENIM, BABY!

I THINK THAT'S COOL.

AFTER THAT, SUNSHINE WOULD TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF PAINT...

Mauro: A LITTLE BIT JUST ON THE EDGES.

...ADD A LITTLE BIT OF STITCHING TO IT.

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

I HAVE NEVER DONE A FABRIC CAKE

THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THE FABRIC.

LOOK. FEEL IT.

I LOVE IT.

THIS CAKE LOOKED LIKE DENIM UNBELIEVABLY.

LET'S START, YOU KNOW, COVERING PATCHES OF IT.

SO ME, MAURO, AND SUNSHINE GO TO TOWN

PUTTING THE DENIM-LOOKING FONDANT ON THE BABY-SHOWER CAKE.

OKAY, BUD.

OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

IT LOOKS COOL. NO?

Woman: YEAH, IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

YOU GOT ACID WASH. YOU'VE GOT STONE-WASH.

YOU GOT, YOU KNOW, LIKE A TIE-DYE-TYPE LOOKING.

IT'S GOT STITCHING.

IT'S GOT DETAILS. IT'S GOT HOLES.

I'M ACTUALLY PULLING THE FONDANT

AND STRETCHING IT TO LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF WORN JEANS.

THIS WAS A NEW EXPERIMENT.

I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THIS WITH FONDANT.

BUT BY TRYING IT AND PLAYING WITH IT,

I ACTUALLY MADE IT WORK.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT REALLY LOOKS GOOD.

EVEN THE POCKETS CAME COOL.

Sunshine: THEY LOOK REALLY COOL.

THIS WAS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE ODDEST ONES WE'VE EVER DONE.

I KNOW. I WASN'T SO SURE IN THE BEGINNING,

BUT IT REALLY CAME OUT AWESOME.

Buddy: NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS CAKE TO BROOKLYN

FOR THE BABY SHOWER.

WATCH YOUR STEP. I GOT IT.

Wendy: THE CAKE IS HERE. THE CAKE IS HERE. THE CAKE IS HERE.

OH, MY GOD!

LOOK AT DENIM! FANTASTIC!

OH, MY GOD.

OH, YOU MADE HER CRY, BUDDY.

Buddy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE WERE SO HAPPY TO MAKE THIS CAKE FOR YOU.

THIS IS SO ME, BUDDY. THIS IS SO ME.

IS THAT YOU?

OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHS ]

THE DETAILS THAT HE PUT INTO THE CAKE,

FROM THE STITCHING TO THE BLING-BLING ON IT,

I JUST LOVE IT.

I'M JUST OVERWHELMED.

ALL RIGHT NOW. WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME DENIM CAKE?!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

WE CUT THAT CAKE UP.

I COULD SEE HOW EMOTIONAL WENDY WAS.

SHE WAS SO TOUCHED BY IT.

IT IS SO GOOD. TASTE THAT.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT IT WAS CAKE.

THEY'RE LIKE, "WHY DID YOU PUT DENIM ON A CAKE?"

I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, NO. THAT'S FONDANT, BABY.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL."

GOOD STUFF?

GREAT STUFF.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU GUYS ALL SO MUCH!

WHOO! WHOO!

GIVE ME THE ROLLING PIN.

NOW I GOT TO FINISH THIS TOILET-BOWL CAKE,

AND I'M USING MODELING CHOCOLATE INSTEAD OF FONDANT

'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF LIKE OFF-WHITE.

IT'S GONNA GIVE IT THAT OLD-SCHOOL TOILET LOOK.

IF THE FRONT WOULD GO UP.

THE OTHER COOL THING ABOUT USING MODELING CHOCOLATE

IS THAT YOU CAN USE YOUR FINGERS TO SMOOTH OUT ANY SEAMS

OR IMPERFECTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE.

COME ON, GE ME MORE. GIVE ME MORE. GIVE ME MORE.

GIVE ME MORE. GIVE ME MORE.

KEEP ROLLING.

THE MODELING CHOCOLATE IS GOING ON NICE AND SMOOTH...

...BUT IT'S STILL MISSING THAT TOILET-BOWL SHINE.

ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE TORCH IS?

I SAY, "JOEY, GO GET ME THE TORCH."

HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY.

I AIN'T GONNA LIGHT THE PLACE ON FIRE.

I GOT AN IDEA!

SO, I START USING THE BLOWTORCH ON THE MODELING CHOCOLATE,

AND IT'S BLENDING THE WHOLE COLOR IN.

IT GAVE IT A GLOSS.

IT MADE IT RUSTIC. IT'S REALLY COMING OUT NICE.

IT DOES LOOK LIKE PORCELAIN.

AND THE MORE I'M TORCHING IT, THE BETTER IT'S LOOKING.

I'M PROUD OF MY TEAM.

MAKING THIS TOILET-BOWL CAKE

REALLY BROUGHT OUT THE BEST IN US,

BUT IN SOME WAYS, IT REALLY BROUGHT OUT THE WORST.

I DON'T WANT TO DISHEARTEN YOU OR ANYTHING,

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA MAKE A BETTER BOWEL MOVEMENT HERE.

[ HUMMING ]

OH, THAT'S TRULY VILE.

WHAT IS THAT?

OH, IT'S, UM, IT'S CHOCOLATE AND RICE KRISPIE TREATS.

IT'S FOR THE TOILET CAKE. IT'S FOR THE TOILET CAKE.

BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA LET US USE IT ANYMORE.

IT, UH... LOOKS TOO REALISTIC?

YEAH, IT'S GROSS. IT'S PRETTY GROSS.

IT IS PRETTY NASTY.

WE COULD PUT THIS TO GOOD USE.

YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

I'M THINKING WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING.

IF YOU BOX THEM, I'LL SCARE THEM.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE THEY WON'T SUSPECT IT FROM YOU.

AND THEY LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CANNOLIS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT. GO ON. GO, GO, GO.

SEE YOU LATER.

LET'S GO CHECK THIS OUT.

TOTTI?

YES? THERE'S A COMPLAINT.

ABOUT WHAT?

AN ORDER THAT YOU TOOK TODAY.

WHAT IS IT?

OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!

Buddy C.: BOX THEM, I'LL SCARE THEM.

ALL RIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER.

LET'S GO CHECK THIS OUT.

TOTTI?

YES? THERE'S A COMPLAINT.

ABOUT WHAT?

AN ORDER THAT YOU TOOK TODAY.

WHAT IS IT?

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!

BUDDY, THAT'S DISGUSTING!

YOU TOOK THE ORDER! EW!

DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME WITH THAT.

GET AWAY. [ GASPS ]

OH, MY GOD! NO, YOU DIDN'T.

LET'S PUT THE TANK ON.

THE TOILET CAKE IS ALMOST COMPLETE.

WE JUST HAVE TO PUT ON THE TANK AND SOME FINISHING DETAILS.

WE'RE GONNA PUT THE GUTS IN.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GET THE --

LET ME PUT THE GUTS FIRST.

SO THE MAJORITY OF THIS TOILET TANK IS CAKE,

BUT I HAD FRANKIE LEAVE OUT A LITTLE SPACE

SO THAT WE COULD PUT IN THE MECHANISM

FOR THE TOILET BOWL THAT RALPHIE MADE.

FIRST, WE PUT IN BLUE PIPING GEL TO LOOK LIKE WATER.

YOU WANT TO PUT IT IN, OR YOU GOT IT?

THEN WE ADD A PUMP, A TUBE,

AND ALL THE GADGETS THAT ARE INSIDE A TOILET TANK.

JOE, HAND ME THAT BUTTERCREAM?

THEN TO TOP IT OFF, WE HAVE SOME FUNNY LITTLE ACCENT PIECES

LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER MADE OUT OF FONDANT

AND A MODELING-CHOCOLATE NEWSPAPER WITH MY PICTURE ON IT.

IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

I STEP BACK, AND THIS CAKE LOOKS GREAT.

TOILET-BOWL CAKE, AND IT FLUSHED -- I DID IT.

GO RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

WAIT A SECOND. I JUST GOT TO GO WIDER ON MY HANDS.

OKAY, I'M GOOD.

MAURO AND I CARRY THIS CAKE THROUGH THE DOORS OF GPS,

OUR LOCAL PLUMBING SUPPLY...

OH, MY GOD. OH!

...FOR THEIR 100th ANNIVERSARY PARTY.

WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Ian: OH, BOY!

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS.

OH, MY GOD, BUDDY, THIS IS BETTER THAN I EVER EXPECTED.

BUDDY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE US A CAKE LIKE THIS.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD MAKE IT LIKE THIS.

Buddy: THEY WERE REALLY IMPRESSED.

THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW! WOW! IT'S A TOILET BOWL."

I'M LIKE, "WAIT.

THEY'RE LIKE, "WOW! WOW! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHING YET."

WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.

YOU CHALLENGED ME, RIGHT, IAN?

I DID CHALLENGE YOU.

OKAY, SO LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

OH, BOY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

IT REALLY WORKS!

Justin: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

OH, YEAH!

[ APPLAUSE ]

THANKS, BUDDY. THANK YOU, BUDDY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

Buddy: AND THE THING IS FLUSHING!

THEY FREAKED OUT!

THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S REALLY FLUSHING!"

Ian: WELL, I WAS SKEPTICAL.

WE CHALLENGED HIM,

AND I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD MAKE IT WORK.

BUT HE MADE IT WORK, AND HE REALLY SHOCKED US ALL,

AND HE MADE FOR A GREAT 100th YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

IF OUR GRANDFATHER COULD SEE THIS NOW, HE WOULD BE SO PROUD.

GOD BLESS YOU GUYS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: SO, EARLIER, I GOT ON MY GUYS' CASE

BECAUSE THEY WERE ABOUT TO SEND OUT A CAKE THAT WAS CROOKED,

BUT DANNY REDID IT, AND IT LOOKED GREAT.

LOOK, GUYS.

THIS IS HOW AN OVAL CAKE HAS GOT TO GO OUT STACKED.

IT LOOKS STRAIGHT, CENTERED. IT'S RIGHT.

AS THE BOSS, I GOT STANDARDS TO UPHOLD.

WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING,

IF YOU SEE THAT IT LOOKS OFF, ASK.

AS THIS BUSINESS EXPANDS,

THIS IS GONNA BE A HUGE ISSUE FOR US.

WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER, BUT IN THE END,

I'M SORRY I GOT HEATED WITH YOU TWO GUYS.

AND TRUTH BE TOLD, WE REALLY PULLED TOGETHER.

AND WE NAILED IT. WE DID A GOOD JOB.