Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME A SHARK CAKE.

A SHARK CAKE, HUH? YEAH.

I WANT IT TO COME OUT OF THE WATER WITH A MOUTHFUL OF FISH ‐‐

I MEAN, BLOOD, GUTS, GORE.

LOOK AT HOW UNHAPPY THAT FISH IS.

LIKE, RAWRRRR!

THAT'S HOW IT IS IN THE NATURE, BABY!

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A SHARK CAKE.

IT'S A SCARY, SCARY CAKE.

[ HORN BEEPS ] WHAT'S THIS FOR?

THIS IS FOR YOUR WIFE FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

MADELINE AND MAURO'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP,

AND I'M SURPRISING THEM WITH A SPECIAL CAKE.

DUDE, I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU FOR YOUR WIFE'S CAKE.

THAT IS ME?

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW ‐‐ MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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IT'S A NICE DAY TO CATCH SOME FISH.

SO, TODAY IS OUR BIG FISHING TRIP,

AND ME AND ALL THE BOYS ARE MEETING DOWN AT THE MARINA.

THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME GREAT FISHING

RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN BACKYARD!

NEW JERSEY, BABY!

HEY, ARTIE!

Artie: QUITE A FAMILY YOU GOT THERE.

HOW YOU DOING, GUY? HOW YOU DOING?

ARTIE OWNS A FISHING BOAT, AND EVERY YEAR AT CARLO'S BAKERY,

WE DO OUR ANNUAL FISHING TRIP ON ARTIE'S BOAT.

OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GO FISHING.

WELCOME ON BOARD THE EAGLE, EVERYBODY.

WE'RE GONNA GET GOING NOW,

AND WE'RE GONNA GO OUT AND TRY AND FIND SOME BLUEFISH.

Buddy: ARTIE HAS BEEN TAKING PEOPLE ON FISHING TRIPS FOR OVER 35 YEARS,

AND HE'S GOT A BIG CELEBRATION COMING UP.

I CAME DOWN LAST WEEK TO SEE HOW I COULD HELP.

HEY, ARTIE. HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU?

HOW YOU DOING? HEY.

ARTIE IS A BIG PART OF THIS COMMUNITY.

I MEAN, HE USED TO TAKE ME AND MY DAD FISHING WHEN I WAS KID.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR ABOUT 35 YEARS,

AND I WANTED TO CELEBRATE IT

AND HAVE SOME FRIENDS AND FAMILY OVER

TO SHARE MY GOOD FORTUNE.

WELL, BUDDY, THE REASON I CALLED YOU IS,

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME A CAKE.

OKAY.

AND I'D LIKE IT TO BE A SHARK CAKE.

A SHARK CAKE?

WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, JACQUES COUSTEAU?

SHARKS ARE MY PASSION.

OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW, I'VE CAUGHT

JUST ABOUT EVERY KIND OF SHARK THAT SWIMS HERE,

BUT I HAVE YET TO CATCH A GREAT WHITE.

THAT HAS ALWAYS ELUDED ME.

BACK IN THE DAY, THERE WAS A LOT OF SHARKS,

AND IT WAS OKAY TO FISH THOSE.

BUT NOW, YOU CAN'T GO SHARK FISHING NO MORE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE ‐‐ I THINK A BLUEFISH PUTS UP A FIGHT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE A GREAT WHITE SHARK?

OH, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING.

ARTIE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A BEAUTIFUL CAKE.

LOOK AT THE OCEAN.

YEAH. WHEN ARE WE GONNA CATCH FISH?

WE'RE GONNA CATCH BLUEFISH.

SO, SINCE WE GOT THIS SHARK CAKE TO MAKE,

I THOUGHT THAT I'D BRING ALL THE GUYS FISHING

TO GET THEM IN THE MOOD.

Artie: ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S GO FISHING.

OH! HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

Boy: UNCLE BUDDY GOT A FISH!

THAT'S IT.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES ‐‐ DAH!

FISH ON, BABY!

YEAH!

GOT HIM?

COME ON. [ SPEAKING ITALIAN ]

THAT'S HOW YOU FISH HOBOKEN‐STYLE, BABY.

WHOO!

AND AFTER THAT FIRST FISH WENT ON, JOEY SAYS, "FISH ON."

Joey: GOT A FISH OVER HERE.

MAURO SAYS, "FISH ON."

EVERYBODY'S GOT FISH ON.

I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!

EXCEPT FOR MAURIZIO AND ANTHONY.

I'M NOT CATCHING ANYTHING OVER HERE.

YOU'RE NOT A GOOD FISHERMAN.

MOVE.

THAT'S HOW YOU CATCH THEM.

I THINK THIS ONE'S A SHARK.

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S IT, SON. THAT'S HOW YOU CATCH THEM.

WHOO!

I THINK THAT'S THE BIGGEST FISH ON THE BOAT, BUDDY.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS WAS A GREAT FISHING TRIP.

I SPENT SOME TIME WITH MY SON.

I SPENT SOME TIME WITH ALL MY BAKERY BOYS.

WE KILLED IT ON THE FISHING BOAT.

WE CAUGHT SO MANY FISH.

NOW I'M INSPIRED TO MAKE SOME FISH CAKE.

SO, FOR THIS SHARK CAKE, I'M THINKING OF A GREAT WHITE,

AND I MEAN, BREACHING ITSELF OUT OF THE WATER,

GIANT‐SIZE, LIKE 300, 400 POUNDS,

WITH THE MOUTH OPEN, TEETH COMING OUT,

AND A COUPLE BATTLE SCARS.

MY SHARK IS GONNA LOOK SO ALIVE,

IT'S GONNA BE READY TO EAT SOMEBODY.

RAWR!

SO, HIS GIRTH IS GONNA BE LIKE THAT.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS SHARK CAKE IS THE STRUCTURE

'CAUSE WE DON'T NEED OUR SHARK FALLING DOWN.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE 2x4s,

AND WE'RE GONNA PUT THEM ON ANGLE LIKE THIS.

YOU KNOW, DOING A SHARK CAKE LIKE THIS ‐‐

YOU'RE NOT ONLY A BAKER.

YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE A CARPENTER, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.

SO, AFTER WE BUILT THE STRUCTURE FOR THIS SHARK,

WE FILLED IT WITH SPONGE CAKE.

CAN YOU FIT ANOTHER WHOLE SPONGE

OR NOT? ‐YEAH.

I MEAN, THIS CAKE COULD FEED LIKE 300 OR 400 PEOPLE EASY,

AND IT WAS ALL CAKE IN THERE, BABY.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.

THIS THING'S GONNA FEED LIKE 300 SHARKS, NEVER MIND PEOPLE.

SO, YOU KNOW I GOT A BIG FAMILY,

AND IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE'S ALWAYS HAVING A BIRTHDAY,

BUT THIS WEEK IS MY SISTER MADELINE'S BIRTHDAY,

AND I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED FOR HER.

FRANKIE, IT'S MADELINE'S BIRTHDAY COMING UP,

AND I GOT HER A SCOOTER.

SHE USED TO HAVE A MOPED, RIGHT?

SHE HAD A MOPED BACK IN THE DAY.

SHE WAS A COOL RIDER.

SHE LOVED IT SO MUCH IN ITALY.

I MEAN, SHE WAS LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE

DRIVING AROUND LIPARI.

WHOO‐HOO!

WE RENTED SCOOTERS OVER THE SUMMER IN ITALY,

AND I HAVEN'T SEEN MY SISTER, MADELINE, THAT HAPPY IN YEARS.

SHE WAS HAVING A DANDY OLD TIME ON THAT SCOOTER,

SO I DECIDED TO GET HER ONE

EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE SHE HAD IN ITALY.

WHOO! WAIT TILL I TELL MY SISTERS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THAT HAPPY IN SO LONG,

AND AFTER I SAW HER LIKE THAT,

I REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR HER,

SO I WANT TO MAKE A CAKE FOR HER BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M THINKING OF MAYBE PUTTING A SCOOTER ON IT

SO THAT, YOU KNOW ‐‐ LIKE, HER ON A SCOOTER, YOU KNOW?

YOU CAN PUT MAURO ON IT. HIS BIRTHDAY'S TWO DAYS AFTER.

I FORGOT ABOUT MAURO.

OHH! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT IT WAS MAURO'S BIRTHDAY!

IT COMES THREE DAYS AFTER MADELINE,

AND I GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IN ITALY,

HE WOULDN'T EVEN GET ON THE SCOOTER.

MAYBE WE PUT HIM SITTING, LIKE, GIRLY ON THE BACK.

SIDESADDLE?

SIDESADDLE. OH, THAT'S CUTE.

VERY FEMININE. THAT IS CUTE.

[ LAUGHS ]

IF IT'S LIKE THIS...

IT'LL BE OKAY, RIGHT?

Man: YEAH. SIX INCHES WIDE.

Buddy: SO, FOR MADELINE'S BIRTHDAY CAKE,

I GET MATT TO MAKE A SCOOTER

OUT OF RICE KRISPIES TREATS AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

AND I TELL TYNE TO MAKE A SCULPTURE OF MADELINE.

THE ONLY WAY TO GET MAURO ON TOP OF A SCOOTER

IS TO PUT HIM ON SIDESADDLE ON TOP OF THE CAKE.

AND I LET JUAN TACKLE THAT ONE.

AND WHILE THEY'RE WORKING ON THE CAKE,

I'M GONNA HEAD OUT AND GET MADELINE HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

‐HELLO? ‐Mauro, it's Buddy.

WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? Where are you?

I'M AT THE BAKERY.

Madeline around?

MADELINE AROUND ME? NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.

I need you to meet me out back now.

COME OUT BACK? BUDDY?

Just meet me out back. ALL RIGHT.

HE'S UP TO NO GOOD, MY FRIEND.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK. GO AHEAD.

BE CAREFUL.

[ HORN BEEPS ]

[ HORN BEEPS ]

YOU LOOK CUTE ON YOUR LITTLE PINK SCOOTER.

YOU LIKE IT? WHAT'S THIS FOR?

THIS IS FOR YOUR WIFE FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

A PINK SCOOTER?

COME ON. ONE LITTLE RIDE.

JUST SIT SIDESADDLE RIGHT HERE. COME ON.

I'LL JUST GO UP TO THE CAR.

COME ON. ‐NO.

OH, COME ON, CHICKEN!

YOU CAN CALL ME CHICKEN, A WUSS, WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I AM NOT GETTING ON IT. JUST SIT.

I KNEW MAURO WAS STILL GONNA BE A BIG CHICKEN,

BUT MADELINE ‐‐ SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

[ HORN BEEPS ] ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, I'M ABOUT TO COOK THAT BLUEFISH WE CAUGHT.

PUT THE EXHAUST FAN ON.

BAKING IS MY TRUE PASSION...

BUT I ALSO LOVE COOKING.

BONSAI!

AND TODAY ON THE MENU, WE GOT BLUEFISH.

A LITTLE BIT OF OLIVES, A LITTLE MORE OLIVE OIL.

MMM‐MMM‐MMM.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO, CARLO'S.

WE COULD DO A 2‐TIERED CAKE FOR 40 PEOPLE.

MMM‐MMM‐MMM.

I'M SORRY, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

DO YOU SMELL THAT?

NO, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SMELL?

DO YOU SMELL THAT?

SMELL WHAT? IT SMELLS LIKE FISH.

FISH? HERE? YEAH.

I WANT TO THROW UP.

CAN YOU FINISH THIS CAKE?

ALL RIGHT.

SO, HERE'S THE THING ABOUT MY WIFE, LISA.

SHE'S FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT.

OH, MY GOD!

YOU'RE SMELLING UP THE WHOLE BAKERY!

IT SMELLS DISGUSTING!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S FISH.

DID YOU FORGET, LIKE, I'M PREGNANT?

I KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO YOU SHOULD LIKE A LITTLE BLUEFISH.

WHEN MY WIFE, LISA'S, PREGNANT, HER NOSE GOES NUTS,

AND FISH AIN'T ON THE MENU.

LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT ‐‐ I'M GONNA GO HOME

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THE SMELL.

CAN I HAVE A FISHY KISS?

IF YOU COME ON THIS SIDE.

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I'M BUILDING THIS SHARK,

AND IT'S STARTING TO REALLY COME TOGETHER.

STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A SHARK,

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON SHARK.

IT DOESN'T LOOK MEAN YET.

NOT TOO MEAN?!

INSULT MY SHARK ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL SHOW YOU "MEAN."

Buddy: DO YOU LIKE MY SHARK, COZ?

THIS IS A SHARK?

KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN.

WHERE'S HIS BLOWHOLE?

YOU KNOW, LISTEN, I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYBODY

SAYING THAT MY SHARK DON'T LOOK LIKE A SHARK.

WHEN I'M DONE, THIS IS GONNA LOOK

LIKE THE FEROCIOUS KING OF THE WATER LIKE IT IS.

KING OF THE WATER.

MY HEAD DOESN'T EVEN FIT IN HIS MOUTH.

AS I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE FONDANT ON THIS CAKE,

EVERYBODY'S TELLING ME THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY SHARK,

AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE MOUTH SHAPE.

IT WAS VERY SQUARE‐SHAPED,

SO I SAY, "YOU KNOW, WAIT A SECOND."

YOU KNOW, JOE, I THINK WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THAT THIS THING LOOKS CARTOONISH

AND NOT RIGHT AND HAPPY.

I THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOMETHING

THAT LOOKS A LITTLE MORE ROUNDED.

LET'S MAKE THE MOUTH A LITTLE MORE ROUND IN SHAPE.

WE'LL COVER IT IN RICE KRISPIES,

AND I THINK THAT THAT'S REALLY GONNA MAKE THIS SHARK

LOOK MORE REALISTIC,

LIKE THE REAL DEAL, LIKE, RAWRRRR!

LIKE A SHARK.

NOW IT'S A SHARK.

Grace: IS THAT THE SCOOTER FOR MADELINE?

YEP. WELL, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

SHE'S GONNA BE REALLY EXCITED.

IS THAT MY SISTER?

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW SHE HAS A BIG NOSE,

BUT MAKE IT A LITTLE BIT SMALLER, JUST A TAD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S NOT MAURO. THAT'S MAURO.

THAT'S MAURO?

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 80.

I'M GONNA TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT.

WELL, LOOK HOW OLD.

HE LOOKS OLD.

I DON'T KNOW. I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE NOT SCULPTING ME.

GOOD LUCK.

OKAY. WAIT. GIVE ME THIS SIDE.

‐WE WANT TO GO HERE? ‐YEAH. AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Buddy: TO COVER THIS SHARK CAKE,

I USE A MIXTURE OF FONDANT AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

THIS WILL GO OVER ALL THE WAY.

THE MIX MAKES THE FONDANT LOOK A LITTLE HARDER,

KIND OF LIKE SHARK SKIN.

JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY TEETH IN,

THEN YOU'LL ALL BE IN TROUBLE.

I GOT RALPHIE BOY WORKING ON THE MOUTH,

WHILE I TAKE ON THE GILLS, BABY.

CAN I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF BLACK PETAL DUST WITH A PAINTBRUSH?

Mauro: YEAH, THAT MAKES HIM POP OUT A LOT MORE.

SO, I GOT MAURO DISTRACTED WORKING ON THE SHARK UPSTAIRS,

SO I GO TO CHECK UP ON JUAN MAKING HIS FIGURE.

Man: HEY, JUAN.

LOOKS LIKE DICK CHENEY.

I WOULD HAVE SAID RUSH LIMBAUGH.

I MEAN, IT REALLY WAS BAD.

I MEAN, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO'S THAT ‐‐ MAO TSE‐TUNG?

YES! CHINESE GUY?

IT IS MAO TSE‐TUNG IN HIS PROM TUX.

LITTLE CHUBBY, TOO, ISN'T HE?

HE'S A CHUBBY GUY.

[ LAUGHS ]

DUDE...

I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU FOR YOUR WIFE'S CAKE.

THAT IS ME?

Mauro: WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO'S THAT ‐‐ MAO TSE‐TUNG?

DUDE...

I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU FOR YOUR WIFE'S CAKE.

THAT IS ME?

THIS IS YOU.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA RIP JUAN'S FREAKING HEAD OFF.

I LOOK LIKE A 75‐YEAR‐OLD GUY.

W‐WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

OH, GREAT, EVERYONE'S HERE NOW.

WHO IS THAT? A CUSTOMER.

A CUSTOMER?

YOU GUYS USUALLY DO GOOD SCULPTURES.

WHO THE HECK IS THAT?

LISTEN, WELL, WE CAN'T PLAY MOTHER NATURE.

‐ALL RIGHT. ‐IF MOTHER NATURE

MADE YOU THAT WAY.

WELL, I DON'T THINK IT LOOKS GOOD

NO MATTER WHO IT IS. ‐OKAY.

THANKS. WOOF.

THAT IS THAT.

JUAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN MAKING THAT THING IN THE CLOSET.

NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA HANG HIM BY HIS FREAKING EARRINGS.

YOU BETTER USE A LOT LESS DOUGH.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL MEN TO BATTLE STATIONS. SHARK IN THE WATER.

THE TEETH ARE LOOKING GREAT ON THIS SHARK.

I MEAN, IT'S GETTING SCARY‐LOOKING.

I THINK ARTIE'S REALLY GONNA LOVE THIS CAKE.

BUDDY, THIS THING IS WICKED.

IT IS COOL, RIGHT?

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE IT EVEN A LITTLE MORE GORY.

AS THIS SHARK CAKE IS COMING TOGETHER

AND I SEE IT'S REALLY STARTING TO LOOK SCARY,

I WANT IT TO COME OUT OF THE WATER WITH A MOUTHFUL OF FISH ‐‐

I MEAN, BLOOD, GUTS, GORE.

ARTIE GOES BLUEFISHING AND FLUKE FISHING,

SO I WANT TO PERSONALIZE IT A LITTLE MORE FOR HIM

BY PUTTING THE FISH THAT HE USUALLY GOES FOR

IN THE SHARK'S MOUTH.

SO, I PUT RALPH ON THE TASK OF MAKING A BUNCH OF FISH GUTS.

THERE WE GO. THOSE ARE IMPORTANT ORGANS.

LOOK AT HOW UNHAPPY THAT FISH IS.

WE KIND OF JUST NEED PILES OF MISCELLANEOUS VISCERA.

HE'S GOOD. THAT'S BLUE ENOUGH TO BE A BLUEFISH.

HE'S JUST GONNA GET COVERED IN BLOOD ANYWAY.

BUDDY, I GOT FISH HEADS.

IT'S GOT FLUKE HANGING. IT'S GOT SOME GUTS.

NO GUTS, NO GLORY.

IT'S A GARBAGE CAN IN THERE.

I LIKE IT.

THAT'S HOW I PICTURE A GREAT WHITE BREACHING WATER ‐‐

WITH GUTS AND FISH HANGING OUT OF ITS MOUTH.

THAT'S HOW IT IS IN THE NATURE, BABY!

GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF LIQUID GEL.

YOU GOT IT.

I TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF LIQUID GEL

AND I PUT SOME BLOOD SQUIRTING IN THERE.

NOW HE'S PUTTING IN BLOOD, TOO.

AND I MEAN, IF THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE A SCARY SHARK,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS.

BLOOD IN THE WATER.

THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTS THE SHARKS.

I'M LOVING IT.

Juan: OKAY. MAURO'S DONE.

GREAT. TERRIFIC.

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET MADELINE'S BIRTHDAY CAKE ASSEMBLED.

FIRST WE GOT TO GET MAURO AND MADELINE TO RIDE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET MAURO ON.

THEN WE STUCK THE SCOOTER ON THE BASE.

THEN WE ADD ALL THE FINISHING DETAILS ON IT.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE BIRDS."

VERY GOOD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SO, I FINISH THIS CAKE, I STEP BACK, AND I'M LIKE,

"OH! THIS CAKE IS REALLY GREAT."

IT'LL REMIND HER OF OUR TRIP TO ITALY LAST SUMMER

WHERE SHE RODE AROUND THE WHOLE ISLAND OF LIPARI

ON A PINK SCOOTER.

SHE JUST LOOKS SO HAPPY WITH HER BIG CHICKEN OF A HUSBAND

ON THE BACK HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

IT WAS HILARIOUS.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE BIRDS." AWW.

WELL, THEY ARE IN LOVE.

GIVE ME A HUG. AWWW.

SO, WE'RE PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THE SHARK CAKE.

Man: IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL NOW. THAT'S IT.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE.

AND ALL'S IT NEEDS IS THE FINS.

OKAY, NOW, THE ONLY THING IS, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE CEMENT.

THAT'S WHAT HE WAS MISSING. LOOK AT THAT.

NO WAY.

THOSE ARE TOO HEAVY.

THEY'RE TOO HEAVY. THEY'RE TOO BIG.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

Joey: NO WAY.

THEY'RE TOO HEAVY. THEY'RE TOO BIG.

NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

SO, THE PROBLEM IS THAT JUAN MADE THE SHARK FINS TOO HEAVY,

AND THERE'S NO SUPPORT SYSTEM.

THERE'S 50 POUNDS OF MODELING CHOCOLATE ON HERE.

TRY TO SEPARATE THAT GRAY, IF YOU COULD, FROM THAT.

ALL RIGHT.

SO WHAT I HAD TO DO

WAS GET A PEG SCREWED INTO THE SUPPORT STRUCTURE,

AND THEN I MADE MY OWN DORSAL FIN, WHICH IS A LITTLE SMALLER.

I'M STILL GONNA USE THE MODELING CHOCOLATE.

IT'S JUST THAT I'M GONNA ROLL THE MODELING CHOCOLATE THINNER

SO IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE LIGHTER.

AND MY FIN ACTUALLY SAT INSIDE THE PEG,

SO IT ACTED SO THAT THE FIN COULD NOT FALL OFF.

THAT'S IN.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. COME CHECK IT OUT.

THIS SHARK IS A LEAN, MEAN, KILLING MACHINE.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A SHARK CAKE.

IT'S A SCARY, SCARY CAKE.

I LIKE THE WAY THE NOSE IS.

THE NOSE MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A SHARK.

I THINK THE SCAR REALLY ADDED TO IT.

I MEAN, IT REALLY LOOKS

LIKE HE JUST TOOK A MOUTHFUL OF BLUEFISH AND FLUKE

AND WAS TEARING INTO THEM.

THIS IS A GREAT WHITE SHARK.

I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY LIKE, ARR!

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET THIS CAKE OUT OF HERE.

SO, IT'S TIME TO GET THE SHARK CAKE DOWN TO THE MARINA

TO CELEBRATE ARTIE'S 35th FISHING ANNIVERSARY PARTY.

JUST WAIT.

UP.

LET'S TAKE THIS SHARK HOME. YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS CAKE, BUDDY.

YOU LIKE IT OR WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?!

THAT'S ‐‐ THIS CAN'T BE A REAL CAKE.

THIS HAS TO BE A STUFFED SHARK.

WE'RE GONNA CUT IT

SO I CAN SHOW YOU. ‐OH, MAN.

LOOK AT THAT. HE'S EATING FLUKE AND BLUEFISH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I FINALLY GOT MY GREAT WHITE, BUDDY, AND IT TOOK YOU TO DO IT.

I'M STILL TAKEN ABACK BY THAT SHARK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DETAIL AND HOW REAL IT LOOKS.

IT WAS JUST BEYOND MY WILDEST EXPECTATION.

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME SHARK CAKE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.

THAT'S IT.

ALL RIGHT, ARTIE. TRY THIS SHARK CAKE.

MM‐MMM.

NO SHARK EVER TASTED THAT GOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

Buddy: I MEAN, ARTIE AND ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY

REALLY LOVED THE CAKE.

THANK YOU, GUYS. HAVE A GREAT DAY. TAKE CARE.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

IT WAS A HOME RUN. WE KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK.

ONE, TWO...

NONE FOR YOU.

ONE FOR YOU.

TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, HER FAVORITE.

RIESLING! Madeline: ALL RIGHT.

SO, TONIGHT IS MADELINE AND MAURO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,

AND THE WHOLE FAMIGLIA'S THERE TO CELEBRATE.

I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST TO MY SISTER, MADELINE,

WHO I POURED HER FAVORITE WINE,

WHO'S A GREAT SISTER TO ALL OF US.

WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE.

SALUD. THANK YOU.

SALUD!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

AND I ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR YOU.

YOU DO? I DO.

STAY THERE AND KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.

OKAY.

OKAY, MADELINE. KEEP THEM CLOSED.

MAURO, KEEP THEM CLOSED.

ONE, TWO, THREE, OPEN.

OH, MY GOD!

[ LAUGHTER ] WHO'S THE OLD GUY?

Mauro: I WANT TO KNOW WHO SCULPTED ME.

WAIT A SECOND. WHO'S THE OLD GUY?

WHY IS MAURO RIDING SIDESADDLE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Madeline: HEY, BUDDY.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED THE MOTOR SCOOTER IN ITALY.

I LOVE IT. IT'S GREAT.

THIS CAKE WAS BEST. MAURO, WASN'T IT GREAT?

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I LOVED IT.

I LOVED THE IDEA THAT IT REMINDED ME OF ITALY

'CAUSE I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON THE SCOOTER.

IT WAS GREAT. I JUST DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOKED.

[ LAUGHS ]

NOT ONLY DID WE MAKE YOU THIS BEAUTIFUL CAKE

TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAYS, BUT WE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

YOU DO? Woman: ANOTHER SURPRISE.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON. EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME.

COME ON.

COME ON. CLOSE YOUR EYES.

ONE, TWO, THREE, OPEN THEM.

OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S MINE? THAT'S YOURS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU.

THAT'S HERS! GET OFF.

GET OFF OF MY MOTOR SCOOTER.

FIRST YOU GOT THE CAKE, AND THEN YOU GOT A REAL MOTOR SCOOTER.

WAIT TILL MY FRIENDS SEE ME IN TOWN ON THE MOTOR SCOOTER.

AND WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER SEES THE MOTOR SCOOTER.

OH, MY GOD. I'M NOT TELLING HER.

GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

I'M GONNA SAY IT WAS A GIFT.

YEAH!

I LOVE THE COLOR!

Buddy: MADELINE LOVED HER CAKE, AND SHE ESPECIALLY LOVED HER SCOOTER.

SEEING HER SO HAPPY REALLY MADE EVERYTHING WORTH IT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADELINE AND MAURO.

YOUR FAMIGLIA LOVES YOU. MWAH!

[ HORN BEEPS ]