Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, BABY!

I WANT TO HAVE A CAKE THAT IS THE GREATEST CAKE ON EARTH.

FIRE!

[ BLOWING ]

UH‐OH.

BUDDY! BUDDY! IT'S "RACHAEL RAY SHOW."

YOU WANT TO HAVE RACHAEL COME FILM IN THE BAKERY?

MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE ME A CAKE

THAT WOULD REMIND MY HUSBAND OF OUR WEDDING DAY.

CONGRATULATIONS. HOW ARE YOU?

BUDDY.

MY WIFE, LISA, AND I GOT SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE, TOO.

THAT'S THE HEART.

SOUNDS GOOD.

LISA'S PREGNANT, AND I'M GONNA BE A DADDY AGAIN,

AND I CAN'T WAIT!

I WANT TO TELL THE FAMILY.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A LITTLE PARTY?

LISA AND I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY WE'RE PREGNANT YET,

SO THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG DINNER

AND SPILL THE BEANS.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN. WE JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. WE HAVE A SURPRISE.

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW, MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

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NUMBER 49! 49!

CARLO'S BAKERY HAS BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 100 YEARS,

AND THIS NEXT YEAR IS GONNA BE OUR BIGGEST YEAR YET.

60!

BUSINESS IS BOOMING.

I MEAN, WE'RE MAKING MORE CAKES THAN EVER.

WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF 7 INCHES.

WE'RE MAKING BIGGER CAKES THAN EVER.

UP. UP A LITTLE MORE.

I MEAN, IT'S CRAZY!

SUCCESS OF THIS BUSINESS MEANS EVERYTHING TO THE FAMILY.

MY FATHER'S DREAM WAS TO MAKE CARLO'S BAKERY A HOUSEHOLD NAME,

AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO MAKING IT HAPPEN.

Woman: 88! 88!

BUT AS BUSY AS THINGS ARE AT THE BAKERY...

...I'VE ACTUALLY GOT SOMETHING BIGGER GOING ON.

THAT'S THE HEART.

[ HEART BEATING ] SOUNDS GOOD.

MY WIFE, LISA, IS PREGNANT WITH OUR FOURTH CHILD.

HI. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

MY WIFE IS GETTING AN ULTRASOUND.

JUST GO THROUGH THIS BROWN DOOR, FIRST LEFT.

OKAY. THANKS.

HEY. HEY, HEY.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT 9, 10 WEEKS PREGNANT.

IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT? YEAH.

COME IN!

OH, HE MADE IT. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

I'M SORRY. HEY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT SOME PICTURES OF THE BABY HERE.

THAT'S THE HEART RATE, 169, WHICH IS GOOD.

NOW, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU, BUDDY. LOOK.

YEAH. PROFILE.

THAT'S MY PROFILE. LITTLE NOSE, LITTLE CHIN.

LET ME GET FANCY FOR YOU ‐‐ 3‐D.

OH, WOW. LOOK AT THAT.

AWESOME.

YOU KNOW, I COME FROM A BIG FAMILY,

AND MY WIFE, LISA, COMES FROM A BIG FAMILY,

AND WE'RE SO EXCITED THAT OUR KIDS

ARE GONNA HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCE AS WE HAD GROWING UP.

Lisa: SO, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD SO FAR?

SO FAR, SO GOOD. LET'S JUST TAKE A ‐‐

BUDDY WASN'T HERE WHEN WE LISTENED TO THE HEART,

SO WE'LL PLAY THAT FOR HIM.

[ HEART BEATING ]

HEART SOUNDS GOOD. WOW.

NICE AND STRONG. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

IT'S AMAZING. I...

Buddy: YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY,

BUT GOING THERE AND SEEING THE BABY ‐‐

I MEAN, THAT'S MY CHILD'S HEARTBEAT.

THAT'S AWESOME!

IT'S A LITTLE BIT EARLY, BUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS ‐‐

ARE YOU GONNA FIND OUT IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL?

I DON'T THINK SO. NO, WE WANT TO BE SURPRISED.

HONESTLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG AS IT'S ‐‐

HEALTHY BABY. THAT'S IT. HEALTHY BABY. MOST IMPORTANT.

THAT'S IT. [ SMOOCHES ]

YOU KNOW, ME AND MY WIFE, LISA, ARE SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW,

AND I'M THINKING, "THESE ARE ONE OF THE MOMENTS

THAT YOU JUST CHERISH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN ‐‐ GOT AN IMPORTANT CAKE THIS WEEK.

Mauro: FOR WHAT? STORK CAKE.

A STORE CAKE?

STORK. WHAT'S THE STORK?

OH, THE BIRD? THE BIRD, YOU KNOW,

WITH THE BABIES ‐‐ A STORK.

SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BABY? YEAH.

CUSTOMER ‐‐ I JUST TOOK THE ORDER.

LISA AND I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY WE'RE PREGNANT YET,

SO THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG DINNER

AND SPILL THE BEANS.

AND AT THAT PARTY, I'M GONNA SURPRISE LISA

WITH A BIG STORK CAKE TO CELEBRATE.

SO, WHAT I'M THINKING IS A RECTANGLE CAKE

AND THEN HAVE A STORK COMING OUT,

AND THEN HE'LL HAVE THE BEAK,

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE, LIKE, A BLANKET AND HAVE THE BABY.

SO, I GOT TWO SURPRISES IN THE WORKS,

AND NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT THIS CAKE IS FOR ME.

AND MAKE SURE THAT THIS CAKE IS, LIKE, TOP‐NOTCH.

THIS PERSON GETS ALL THEIR CAKES FROM ME,

AND THEY'RE A GOOD, GOOD CLIENT, ALL RIGHT?

BREAK. OKAY.

SO, I GOT A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW,

BOTH AT THE BAKERY AND AT HOME.

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

BUT IT WOULDN'T BE A NORMAL WEEK AT CARLO'S

IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BIG, CRAZY CAKE TO MAKE, TOO.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES, LAUGHTER ]

SO, I GET A CALL FROM THIS CLOWN, AND HE'S WITH THE CIRCUS.

AND IT'S JUST NOT ANY OLD CIRCUS.

HE WORKS WITH RINGLING BROS., BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS.

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, BABY!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

WOW. OH, WOW.

SO, TO GO TO THIS CONSULTATION, I PICK DANNY AND RALPH

BECAUSE DANNY REALLY LIKES THE CIRCUS

AND RALPH WANTS TO BE IN ONE.

THIS IS FANTASTIC. LOOK AT THIS.

WOW.

HOW WE DOING, GUYS?

HEY, THERE. WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

I'M BUDDY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M DEAN. IT'S A PLEASURE.

THIS IS RALPH AND DANNY.

HI, RALPH. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HI THERE. NICE TO MEET YOU.

EXCELLENT.

HI, I'M STEVIE. OH, HI. I'M DEAN.

IT'S SO NICE ‐‐ I KNOW YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Ralph: FUNNY GUYS. THESE CLOWNS, HUH?

WELL, THE REASON WHY YOU'RE HERE

IS WE ARE HAVING A BIG WRAP PARTY,

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE COMING TO YOU ‐‐

'CAUSE I WANT TO HAVE A CAKE

THAT IS THE GREATEST CAKE ON EARTH.

Ralph: I LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW, AND IT BEING THE GREATEST SHOW EARTH,

I THINK WHAT WE CAN DO IS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE MAKE THE RING,

YOU KNOW, LIKE OF THE CIRCUS,

AND HAVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ANIMALS

THAT GO ALONG WITH THE CIRCUS, THE DIFFERENT ACTS.

I CAN SEE LIONS, HAVE SOME CLOWNS,

HAVE SOME PEOPLE ON THE HIGH WIRE.

OH, A HOOP OF FIRE.

HOOPS OF FIRE, COOL.

YEAH, LIKE A RING OF FIRE.

RING OF F‐‐ YEAH!

FONDANT AND FIRE, THEY DON'T MIX.

YOU WANT ME TO PUT FIRE ON A CAKE?

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY! WHY NOT?

GO BIG OR GO HOME. THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

I THINK YOU'RE THE MAN FOR THE JOB.

SO, MY IDEA FOR THE CIRCUS CAKE IS TO MAKE THE WHOLE CIRCUS.

WE'LL DO MODELING‐CHOCOLATE FIGURES

OF ALL THE ANIMALS AND THE CIRCUS ACTS,

AND THEN THE HIGH‐WIRE ACT WILL BE LIKE 3 FEET ABOVE THE CAKE,

WITH REAL FIREWORKS SHOOTING OUT OF THE TOP.

I'M EVEN GONNA HAVE SOME HUMAN CANNONBALLS,

WHICH ARE GONNA SHOOT ACROSS THE CAKE.

THEN, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, A BURNING RING OF FIRE, BABY.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW HOW

I'M GONNA MIX FIRE WITH FONDANT.

BUT IT'S A CIRCUS. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

YOU KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE, DANNY? NO.

THIS RINGLING BROS. CAKE IS SO BIG,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASSEMBLE IT IN THREE SEPARATE SECTIONS.

SO, WE GOT TO START FILLING THIS BABY UP.

FOR THIS CAKE, WE'RE GONNA DO ALTERNATING LAYERS

OF VANILLA AND RED VELVET CAKE FILLED WITH VANILLA BUTTERCREAM

BECAUSE IT'S GONNA SIMULATE THE STRIPES IN THE CIRCUS.

SO, I GO TO MY DECORATORS, I CALL EVERYBODY IN, AND I SAY,

"LOOK, WE GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO MAKE FOR THIS CAKE,

SO EVERYBODY'S GONNA WORK ON IT."

WE GOT TO MAKE DIFFERENT ANIMALS, DIFFERENT CIRCUS ACTS,

AND, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN THE CIRCUS,

AND I'M GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

I GOT IT!

HELLO, CARLO'S. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

THE TV SHOW?

OH, MY GOD! I LOVE THAT SHOW!

HOLD ON. I'LL GET HIM.

ONE MINUTE, ANDREW. I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON HOLD.

DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE. HOLD ON.

BUDDY! BUDDY!

IT'S ANDREW FROM THE "RACHAEL RAY SHOW."

HURRY UP! DON'T KEEP HIM WAITING!

HEY, ANDREW. WHAT'S GOING ON?

ANDREW: Not much, man.

WOW. SHE WANTS ME TO DO A CAKE FOR HER FIFTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW?

Yes.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE BEEN ON THE "RACHAEL RAY SHOW" TWICE,

BUT IT'S RACHAEL RAY.

I MEAN, RACHAEL RAY WANTS ME TO MAKE A CAKE FOR HER?!

THAT'S REALLY HUMBLING AND A LITTLE INTIMIDATING.

AND THEN ANDREW HITS ME WITH A REAL BOMBSHELL.

YOU WANT TO HAVE RACHAEL COME FILM AT THE BAKERY?

NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO MAKE THIS CAKE FOR RACHAEL RAY,

BUT SHE WANTS TO SHOOT A SEGMENT AT CARLO'S BAKERY.

RACHAEL RAY IS COMING HERE TO THE BAKERY IN PERSON?

SHE WANTS THE CAKE FOR HER FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.

OH, MY GOD! I'M SO EXCITED!

YOU'RE NOT EXCIT‐‐ RACHAEL RAY'S COMING TO THE BAKERY!

OH, MY GOD!

I LOVE RACHAEL RAY. I LOVE RACHAEL, TOO.

I'VE LEARNED A LOT FROM RACHAEL RAY.

HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED I'VE BEEN DOING BETTER IN THE KITCHEN?

Buddy: SO, THIS WEEK, NOT ONLY DO I GOT TO MAKE

THE GREATEST CAKE ON EARTH FOR THE CIRCUS...

Ralph: ELEPHANT.

...AND A SURPRISE STORK CAKE FOR MY WIFE, LISA,

TO CELEBRATE OUR FOURTH CHILD...

HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

...I ALSO GOT TO MAKE A CAKE

FOR RACHAEL RAY'S FIFTH ANNIVERSARY,

AND SHE WANTS TO COME SHOOT AT THE BAKERY.

I MEAN, IT'S A CRAZY WEEK!

NUMBER 15. 15. OKAY.

OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU OVER AT THE REGISTER.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS HAS BECOME PRETTY TYPICAL HERE AT CARLO'S.

SOMEBODY OPEN THAT DOOR, PLEASE?

THE CAKES ARE BIGGER, THE CLIENTS ARE BIGGER,

SO WE GOT TO GET BIGGER, TOO.

SO, WE'RE OPENING A FACTORY

TO HELP SUPPORT ALL THE GROWING NEEDS OF CARLO'S BAKERY.

THESE WALLS ARE ALL COMING DOWN,

AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE PROPOSED CONFERENCE ROOM.

WE'RE OPENING A FACTORY IN THE LACKAWANNA BUILDING,

WHICH USED TO BE A BUILDING THAT THE TRAINS USED TO PULL UP TO.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE AN OLD PORT.

AND THE GREAT THING IS IT'S LESS THAN A MILE FROM CARLO'S.

THIS IS NOT ONLY GONNA BE A CONFERENCE ROOM,

IT'S GONNA BE A CONSULTATION ROOM.

THIS IS SOME JOB.

I BROUGHT DANNY, MAURO, AND MY SISTERS OVER

TO HAVE A LITTLE MEETING AND GIVE THEM A LITTLE TOUR

WITH DINO, WHO'S DOING ALL THE CONSTRUCTION THERE.

AND THEN IN THIS AREA RIGHT HERE,

THIS WOULD BE WHERE YOU GUYS MAKE ALL THE BEAUTIFUL CAKES.

Frankie: ALL RIGHT, COME ON. NOW WE'RE TALKING.

THE DECORATING. THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING.

LOOKS GOOD. YEAH.

Buddy: YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE LACKAWANNA PROJECT

IS GOING TO FULFILL ALL MY DREAMS.

AND THEN THIS IS THE PASTRY KITCHEN.

SO, THERE'S GONNA BE PASTRY, CAKE‐DECORATING KITCHEN.

BETWEEN ME, DINO, AND THE WHOLE TEAM,

WE'VE PUT TOGETHER A REALLY GOOD PLAN,

AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE VERY HAPPY

EVERYBODY'S GONNA WORK A LOT BETTER.

THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

THIS IS REALLY THE NEXT STEP FOR CARLO'S BAKERY.

I THINK THIS SPACE IS PRETTY COOL.

THIS IS WHERE ALL THE OFFICES ARE?

THEN THIS IS WHERE WE ‐‐ ALL THE BIG SHOTS?

WHERE'S YOUR OFFICE?

YOU'RE SITTING IN IT.

BLUEPRINT. WHY IS THERE SO MANY PAGES?

LOOK. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

LOOK AT BUDDY'S OFFICE. HE'S GOT A CLOSET.

A CLOSET? NEW BATHROOM.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS HIS OWN BATHROOM.

WELL, I'LL USE HIS BATHROOM.

YOU THINK THIS IS A BIG FREEZER.

WHAT DID WE SAY THIS ONE WAS?

IT'S ALMOST ‐‐ THIS IS ALMOST 25x25.

YEAH, WHERE I SAW YOU HAD JOEY'S OFFICE AND MAURO'S OFFICE.

WHERE'S THE SISTERS' OFFICE? I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

THE MAJORITY OF YOUR STUFF IS GONNA BE AT THE BAKERY.

YOU ALREADY HAVE AN OFFICE AT THE BAKERY.

I KNOW MY SISTERS ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW FACTORY,

BUT THIS FACTORY IS ABOUT PRODUCTION.

WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING MOST OF OUR CAKES,

OUR PIES, AND OUR PASTRIES OUT OF HERE.

WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO SHIP CAKES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

SO, MY SISTERS PROBABLY ARE NOT GONNA WORK OVER HERE,

BUT I HAVEN'T EXACTLY TOLD THEM THAT YET.

SO, WAIT A MINUTE. WHEN THIS IS ALL DONE,

YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE AND I'M GONNA BE ON WASHINGTON STREET?

THIS BUILDING IS CLOSE TO THE BAKERY.

DOES IT BOTHER YOU? A LITTLE BIT, BUT ‐‐

I'M A LITTLE SAD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

I SAID, "IS THAT GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY

THAT WE'RE GONNA BE SEPARATED?"

NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

IF I NEED TO BE HERE ‐‐

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TAKING MY HUSBAND AWAY FROM ME.

LISTEN, THIS EXPANSION IS A BIG THING FOR US,

BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE GROWING PAINS.

FRANK, GOT A BOWL OVER THERE, FRANKIE? GIVE ME A BOWL.

ALL RIGHT, MAURO. WE GOT TO FILL THIS CAKE.

FOR THE SECRET‐AGENT PERSON THAT'S HAVING A BABY.

I'M TRYING TO KEEP LISA'S STORK CAKE A SECRET

FROM EVERYONE, INCLUDING LISA.

THIS IS FRENCH CREAM WITH FRESH STRAWBERRIES.

DELICIOUS.

I MEAN, IT'S A CHALLENGE AT THE BAKERY

TO MAKE A CAKE ON THE SNEAK.

EVERYBODY'S GOT THEIR EYES AND EARS OPEN.

THEY'RE LIKE FRIGGIN' DOBERMAN PINSCHERS.

WHAT'S THIS GUY'S LAST NAME?

I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE A SLIP FOR THIS.

I DID EVERYTHING. YOU MADE THE SLIP?

YEAH.

WHAT, DO YOU KNOW EVERY SINGLE CLIENT THAT I HAVE?

NO, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU HAVE A SLIP.

WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS, WHATEVER?

AS ME AND MAURO ARE FILLING THIS CAKE,

HE KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT THIS IMPORTANT CLIENT,

AND I'M LIKE, "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WASHWOMAN!

JUST MAKE THE CAKE!"

YOU KEEP SAYING, "CLIENT." WE GOT TO DO A STORK CAKE.

IT'S FOR A CLIENT.

JUST THAT TWO AND TWO ARE NOT COMING UP TO FOUR.

COME ON.

HOPE THIS "CLIENT" IS HAPPY WITH THIS CAKE.

MAURO KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING,

AND I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAURO?

OKAY, COME OVER HERE."

YOU SAID HE'S A GOOD CLIENT, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN ‐‐ JUST DON'T TELL ANYBODY.

LISA'S PREGNANT, AND I WANT TO ANNOUNCE IT ‐‐

WHAT DID YOU DO? SHE'S PREGNANT?

SHH. CONGRATULATIONS, MY FRIEND.

VERY NICE. NUMBER FOUR.

NUMBER FOUR.

I'M LIKE, "BUT I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO KNOW,

SO KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT."

AND NOW TWO AND TWO IS COMING UP FOUR.

NOW TWO AND TWO EQUALS FOUR.

JUST HELP ME KEEP IT A SECRET, OKAY?

YOU GOT IT. IT'S A CLIENT.

VERY NICE. ALL RIGHT.

♪♪♪♪

NUMBER 15!

HEY, EVERYBODY, COME AROUND!

SO, RACHAEL RAY IS COMING TO THE BAKERY

TO SHOOT A SEGMENT FOR HER SHOW.

SO, RACHAEL'S ON HER WAY.

Buddy: A CREW IS ALREADY DOWNSTAIRS SETTING UP AND GETTING READY.

FIRST SHOT IS GONNA BE BACK HERE IN THE KITCHEN.

THEY'RE KIND OF GONNA DO A LITTLE MEET‐AND‐GREET, HER AND BUDDY.

SO, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE MY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,

DON'T ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF MOMOS.

RACHAEL RAY'S COMING TO THE BAKERY NOW.

OH, MY GOD! HOW FUNNY!

DON'T EMBARRASS ME, GRACE.

BUDDY, I WOULD NEVER EMBARRASS YOU.

WELL, I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ‐‐

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE CRAZY FANS, OKAY?

BE NICE. BE COOL. LET'S GREET HER NICE.

COOL, GUYS. LET'S GO.

I'M SO EXCITED!

WHEN THEY WALK UP HERE, DOM'S GONNA LOSE THAT SHOT,

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET IT UNTIL HE REPOSTS,

SO IT'S GOT TO BE THE TWO SHOTS, OKAY?

Buddy: SO, EVERYBODY'S SETTING UP FOR THE BIG MOMENT,

AND, SUDDENLY, I GOT TO ADMIT,

I STARTED GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I MEAN, RACHAEL RAY IS ABOUT TO WALK THROUGH MY DOOR.

Laura: HERE THEY GO. THEY'RE COMING IN.

Rachael: I WAS HOPING WE GOT THE RIGHT BACK DOOR. HI, BABY.

Laura: HERE THEY GO. THEY'RE COMING IN.

Rachael: I WAS HOPING WE GOT THE RIGHT BACK DOOR. HI, BABY.

RACHAEL RAY AND HER CREW ARE AT MY BAKERY TODAY,

AND WE'RE GONNA SHOOT A SEGMENT FOR HER SHOW.

IT SMELLS SO GOOD IN HERE.

WELL, WELCOME TO MY BAKERY. WELCOME TO MY HOME.

WE'RE HERE ON A SPECIAL PROJECT TODAY.

OH, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

NOW, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. THIS IS THE DEAL.

I WAS MARRIED FIVE YEARS AGO. AWESOME.

I GOT MARRIED IN ITALY AT THIS PLACE.

THIS IS CALLED CASTELLO DI VELONA.

IT'S A LITTLE, TEENY, TINY CASTLE WITH A 360‐DEGREE VIEW,

AND WE HAD A FABULOUS WEDDING,

SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE ME A CAKE

THAT WOULD REMIND MY HUSBAND OF OUR WEDDING DAY.

Buddy: RACHAEL RAY'S DOING A SHOW,

AND IN THIS SHOW SHE WANTS TO SURPRISE HER HUSBAND,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY.

YOU DON'T MIND IF I STEAL COOKIES WHILE WE'RE DOING THIS?

YOU CAN EAT AS MANY COOKIES AS YOU WANT.

YOU KNOW THAT. SO, WHAT ‐‐

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK WE'RE HAVING?

PROBABLY BE ABOUT 130 PEOPLE.

BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR WEDDING IN TUSCANY

AND IT WAS AN AMAZING TRIP, I SAY WE REPLICATE THE CASTLE.

JUST MAKE, LIKE ‐‐ YOU WANT TO ‐‐

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT

YOU WOULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

BECAUSE THAT'S YOU. YEAH, COME ON.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

IT CAN'T JUST BE A CAKE. NO, NO, NO.

IF I MAKE A REPLICA OF THE CASTLE,

IT'LL REALLY BRING HER BACK TO HER WEDDING DAY, YOU KNOW?

AND IT'LL BE A LOT OF FUN.

YOU GOT TO BRING IT TO THE SHOW SO EVERYBODY GETS TO SEE IT.

I GET TO COME ON THE SHOW, TOO?

OH, COME ON. NO SURPRISE, RIGHT?

SO, RACHAEL'S VISIT'S GOING GREAT,

AND I'M GONNA DELIVER A CAKE ON HER SHOW.

I MEAN, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

BUT... THEN I HEAR THAT VOICE.

Grace: RACHAEL RAY!

LOOK WHAT I HAVE ‐‐ OUR FAMOUS ITALIAN COOKIES.

OH, MY GOD.

GRACE, WE'RE TRYING TO FILM.

LOOK, SHE WANTS TO TRY SOME OF OUR COOKIES.

THANK YOU, GRACE. I MADE THEM MYSELF.

THE THING ABOUT MY SISTER GRACE

IS THAT SHE'S A HUGE RACHAEL RAY FAN.

I MEAN, SHE WATCHES THE SHOW, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE COOKIE IS?

NOT THAT THESE AREN'T BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE THEM.

SESAME COOKIES. OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE!

IS IT REALLY YOUR FAVORITE?! I'M GONNA GET YOU ONE.

SHE'S GONNA GET ME SOME SESAME COOKIES.

FOR HER, MEETING RACHAEL RAY IS LIKE MEETING THE PRESIDENT.

SHE'S MY FAVORITE NOW, BUDDY.

WHO'S BUDDY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

I'M TRYING TO FILM A SHOW HERE.

THEN IT GOT RIDICULOUS.

I MEAN, I'M USED TO MY SISTER GRACE INTERRUPTING MY WORK,

BUT I GOT RACHAEL RAY HERE!

LINES ARE DOUBLED.

AND I'M THE ONLY SISTER IN THE FRONT.

WELL, GRACE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I MEAN, WE'RE BUSY.

I'M FILMING THE "RACHAEL RAY SHOW."

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I NEED HELP! I NEED HELP!

THE LINES ARE DOWN THE BLOCK!

GRACE, GRACE, WE'LL CONGA OUT. WE'LL HELP THE PEOPLE.

I'M GONNA GO BABYSIT GRACE A LITTLE BIT NOW.

WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? I'M GOOD IF YOU'RE GOOD.

IF YOU WANT TO GO ‐‐ COME ON, BUDDY! COME HELP!

I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO IN THE FRONT. LET'S HELP CUSTOMERS."

ALL RIGHT. LOOK WHO'S GONNA HELP US TODAY, EVERYONE!

HEY, GUYS! HOW YOU DOING?

NICE TO MEET YOU, 96. HOW ARE YOU?

MY CUSTOMERS FREAKED OUT.

THEY WERE SO APPRECIATIVE THAT, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS HELPING.

RED VELVET WITH CREAM CHEESE.

OH, I SEE THAT ONE. I SEE IT.

I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.

IT'S THIS ONE, RIGHT? THERE YOU GO.

IN THERE.

AND I GOT A CARROT. LOOK HOW CUTE THAT ONE IS.

96! THERE YOU GO!

Buddy: THAT'S WHY I LOVE RACHAEL. SHE'S DOWN TO EARTH.

SHE DON'T MIND GETTING HER HANDS DIRTY AND THROWING DOWN.

ALL RIGHT. HER BOX OVERFLOWETH.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. SHE'S HAPPY WITH IT.

AT THE END OF THE DAY,

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HELP ME AND RACHAEL WERE TO GRACE,

BUT FOR MY CUSTOMERS TO HAVE RACHAEL RAY HELP THEM ‐‐

I MEAN, THAT'S A BIG DEAL.

A LITTLE MORE THAN TWO DOZEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! RACHAEL, IT WAS A BALL!

BYE, GRACIE. BYE!

BYE, GUYS. Buddy: TAKE CARE.

Buddy: AFTER RACHAEL LEFT, I STARTED THINKING ABOUT THE CAKE.

I'M GONNA REPLICATE THE CASTLE THAT RACHAEL GOT MARRIED IN,

AND, I MEAN, WE'RE GOING HAVE THE WHOLE THING,

AND THERE'S GONNA BE A POOL.

IT'S GONNA HAVE ALL THE GARDENING.

IT'S GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE THE CASTLE.

I'M GONNA RE‐CREATE FIGURES OF RACHAEL AND JOHN

ON THEIR WEDDING DAY,

AND IT'S GONNA BE FILLED WITH RUM AND CANNOLI CREAM.

OH, THAT'S GONNA BE A GOOD CAKE!

ALL RIGHT, ANTHONY. THIS IS A RUM CAKE.

SO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO SHOW COUSIN ANTHONY HOW TO MAKE ITALIAN RUM CAKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN A RUM CAKE?

VODKA?

EXPECT THAT FROM YOU.

RUM? [ CHUCKLES ]

TWO WAYS OF DOING IT.

YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE A JAMAICAN RUM CAKE,

WHERE IT'S BAKED INTO THE SPONGE.

THAT'S MORE LIKE A FRUITCAKE.

THIS HERE ITALIAN RUM CAKE

IS MADE WHEN YOU TAKE ITALIAN SPONGE.

IT'S BAKED DRY BECAUSE WHEN YOU ADD THIS, THEN IT'S NOT DRY.

WELL, IT'S MADE TO HOLD LIQUID.

WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO RIGHT NOW.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MISTAKE.

I WON'T.

GOOD?

NO. DRY CORNERS, DUDE.

I GOT TO ADMIT, LAST YEAR, WHEN ANTHONY SAID

THAT HE WANTED TO BECOME A BAKER, I HAD MY DOUBTS.

HE'S STILL GOT A LOT TO LEARN, BUT HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB.

THIS IS FOR RACHAEL RAY'S CAKE.

THE "RACHAEL RAY SHOW"? THAT ONE?

THAT RACHAEL RAY. THIS IS HER CAKE.

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN COOK BETTER THAN HER?

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

I KNOW I CAN BAKE BETTER THAN HER.

Lisa: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR FOR TONIGHT?

YOU KNOW MY FAVORITES ARE LOBSTER TAILS.

PUT A LOBSTER TAIL IN THERE. SOUNDS GOOD.

BUT WHAT DOES THE BABY WANT? ECLAIRS.

ECLAIRS? GOOD.

SO, LISA'S 2 MONTHS PREGNANT,

AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG PARTY THIS WEEKEND

TO TELL THE WHOLE FAMILY ABOUT BABY NUMBER FOUR.

ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.

WHAT LISA DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT I'M GONNA SURPRISE HER

WITH A VERY SPECIAL CAKE AT THIS PARTY.

OKAY, RALPHIE ‐‐ STORK CAKE.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS CAKE IS THE STRUCTURE,

'CAUSE IF WE DON'T BUILD THE STRUCTURE RIGHT,

SHE'S GONNA FALL DOWN.

THE STORK STRUCTURE'S GONNA BE ABOUT 3 FEET TALL,

SO I HAVE MY BEST SCULPTOR, RALPH,

TO BUILD THE STRUCTURE OUT OF ONE‐INCH PVC PIPE.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'LL BE SOLID.

I TELL RALPH HE'S GOT TO WORK UPSTAIRS

'CAUSE IT'S SO PACKED IN THE DECORATING ROOM,

BUT, TRUTH BE TOLD, I DON'T WANT SO MANY EYES AND EARS ON IT.

POP THE BEAK IN THERE.

THE BODY AND THE BEAK ARE GONNA BE RICE KRISPIE TREATS

COVERED IN A MIXTURE OF MODELING CHOCOLATE AND FONDANT.

50‐50. MIX THAT TOGETHER,

AND YOU'LL HAVE A NICE, CONSISTENT DOUGH.

50‐50 MIX.

SEE HOW NICE AND STIFF IT IS? TOUCH.

THAT'LL HOLD UP FINE. ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.

GOOD CATCH. GO EASY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

GRACE, DID YOU DO THE SCHEDULE YET FOR NEXT WEEK?

WORKING ON IT. WELL, LET ME KNOW.

I DON'T WANT TO WORK SIX DAYS OR SEVEN DAYS.

I WANT TO WORK FOUR DAYS.

YOU NEVER WORK SIX DAYS OR SEVEN DAYS, FIRST OFF.

SO, WE'RE GOING THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES HERE AT CARLO'S,

BUT THERE'S ONE THING THAT'LL NEVER CHANGE.

'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.

YOUSE AREN'T.

YOU'RE NEVER ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.

WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN'T, BESIDES YOU NOT BEING ABLE TO DO IT.

I EXPECT MY SISTERS TO MANAGE THE FRONT.

THE PROBLEM IS THEY DON'T AGREE ON NOTHING.

THEY ALL WANT TO BE THE BOSS, AND NOBODY LISTENS.

THEY ALL GOT TESTA DURA.

I'M DOING ‐‐ I AM DOING WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M DOING WORK IN THE OFFICE.

YOU WANT TO SWITCH? DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH?

YOU WERE PUTTING YOUR MAKEUP ON. WHAT, ONLINE?

NO, I'M ANSWERING PHONES. I'M DOING THINGS IN THE OFFICE.

BOO‐HOO.

I'M JUST NOT GONNA COME IN, ACTUALLY.

BYE! DON'T COME IN!

YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY!

DO YOU BELIEVE HER? UNBELIEVABLE.

WHEN I DO THE SCHEDULE, I'M GONNA FIX HER.

WHEN SHE SEES IT, SHE'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

Buddy: GIVE THEM A LENGTH.

Ralph: LIKE 9, 10 INCHES UP TO HERE.

ALL RIGHT. SO, THEY GOT TO DO 9‐INCH PIECES

AND ‐‐ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ‐‐ JUST CUT 'EM.

WE'RE DOING A BIG CIRCUS CAKE FOR THE RINGLING BROS.

AND BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS.

I'M COVERING THE RING WITH STRIPES OF RED AND BLUE FONDANT.

THAT JUST GIVES THE WHOLE THING A FUN CIRCUS FEEL.

ALL DONE? JUST CLEANING UP.

LET'S SEE IF THIS WORKS.

Buddy: I PUT RALPH ON MAKING HUMAN CANNONBALLS,

AND HE COMES UP WITH A WAY TO USE, LIKE, A TOY AIR GUN,

WHERE HE BUILDS HIS OWN DARTS OUT OF MODELING CHOCOLATE.

ALL RIGHT, I'D SAY THAT'S PROBABLY ALL YOU NEED

FOR A HUMAN CANNONBALL, RIGHT? YEAH.

'CAUSE HE'S GOT TO BE MORE FUNCTIONAL THAN BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH.

READY TO CATCH HIM?

[ DART GUN FIRES ]

BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE MY JOB.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ALL RIGHT, BOYS. MARSHMALLOWS.

THE CLOWNS IN THE CIRCUS WANTED A RING OF FIRE ON THIS CAKE,

SO WE'RE DOING A LITTLE EXPERIMENT.

GOT THE TORCH?

GOT IT?

HOLY SMOKE.

NAH. UGH!

EH. IT JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT.

LOOKED LIKE A BUNCH OF DOO‐DOO BURNING ON THE CAKE.

GOT TO GET SOME GRAHAM CRACKERS. S'MORES.

SO, MARSHMALLOWS AREN'T GONNA WORK, AND I'M RATTLING MY BRAIN.

SUDDENLY, RALPH GOES, "HEY, LOOK AT THIS!"

[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

RALPH ACTUALLY USED TO PERFORM IN THE CIRCUS.

HE'S GOT TRICKS.

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

TURNS OUT RALPH EATS FIRE!

BUT, KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

THIS STUFF'S DANGEROUS!

WANT TO SEE? YEAH.

[ LIGHT APPLAUSE ] WOW.

Buddy: SO, RALPH TELLS US THE WAY TO MAKE THIS RING

IS TO CUT UP A T‐SHIRT, WRAP IT AROUND A COAT HANGER,

AND DIP IT IN GRAIN ALCOHOL.

LET'S JUST GIVE IT A TEST RUN. ALL RIGHT.

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THAT!

I MEAN, IT LOOKED GREAT. WE GOT RING OF FIRE, BABY!

[ BLOWS ] HANG ON.

[ BLOWS ]

Man: PUT IT OUT NOW.

WHERE'S THAT BOWL? YEAH.

MAURO, I NEED TO GET PAST HERE. I GOT A BIG THING OF FIRE HERE.

DON'T GET EXCITED, FIREMAN BOB.

FIRE'S NOT FOR PLAYING WITH.

THAT'S REALLY HOT. THAT'S NOT GOING OUT.

NO. IT'LL GO OUT IF YOU DO THIS, THOUGH.

[ BLOWING ]

UH‐OH.

Ralph: THAT'S REALLY HOT. THAT'S NOT GOING OUT.

Mauro: NO. IT'LL GO OUT IF YOU DO THIS, THOUGH.

[ BLOWING ]

OKAY, HANG ON.

[ BLOWS ]

FIRE! FIRE!

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOUR SHOES ARE GONNA GO ON FIRE!

NO, THEY'RE NOT.

NOW IT'S GONNA GO OUT. THERE WE GO.

NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

SO, LOOKS LIKE THE RING OF FIRE FOR THE CIRCUS CAKE

IS GONNA WORK.

I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT IT WORKING TOO GOOD.

WELL, GOOD JOB. THANKS.

ALL RIGHT?

FOR RACHAEL RAY'S WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CAKE,

I GOT TYNE MAKING A BUNCH OF TREES FOR THE LANDSCAPE,

AND I GOT KAT AND LIZ WORKING ON ALL THE DETAIL PIECES ‐‐

A CUPOLA FOR THE ROOF OF THE CASTLE

AND PLANTERS FOR THE TERRACE.

THEN I GOT JUAN SCULPTING A BRIDE AND GROOM,

RACHAEL AND JOHN, OUT OF MODELING CHOCOLATE.

FOR THE ACTUAL CASTLE,

FRANKIE BUILT IT UP OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS.

ONCE THAT GETS DIRTY‐ICED, WE'LL BE READY TO PUT ON THE WALLS.

YEAH, THAT'LL BE A STORK.

SO, MY VISION FOR MY WIFE, LISA'S, SURPRISE STORK CAKE

IS TO MAKE THIS BIG GIANT STORK WITH A BLANKET IN ITS MOUTH,

AND IT'S JUST HOLDING MY BABY.

THERE WE GO ‐‐ ROYAL ICING.

ORANGE MODELING CHOCOLATE.

I TRUST RALPH. HE'S A REALLY, REALLY TALENTED SCULPTOR.

WELL, HEY, THERE, MRS. STORK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ High‐pitched voice ] I'M JUST DELIVERING BABIES,

JUST FLYING AROUND WITH A BAGFUL OF BABIES,

BRINGING THEM TO PEOPLE.

SO, IF I CAN JUST KEEP ANYONE ELSE FROM ASKING ANY QUESTIONS

ABOUT THIS THING BEFORE I GET IT FINISHED,

I'M HOME FREE.

YOU TAKE THE PEOPLE. START FROM THE TOP.

NOW WE GOT TO GET THIS CIRCUS CAKE READY TO DELIVER,

'CAUSE THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE IS TODAY,

AND OUR CAKE IS, LIKE, THE GRAND FINALE.

IT LOOKS GREAT.

WE STICK ON THE CANNONS THAT JUAN AND RALPHIE BOY MADE,

AND WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE TEST.

FIRE!

HEY!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S GET THIS CAKE IN THE TRUCK.

OH, BOY.

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ]

NORMALLY, I LIKE TO PUT THE FIGURES ON

BEFORE WE DELIVER THE CAKE,

BUT IN THIS CASE, WE GOT SO MANY FIGURES, AND THEY'RE HEAVY.

YOU KNOW, THEY COULD FALL RIGHT OVER THE CAKE AND RUIN THINGS,

SO I AIN'T TAKING A CHANCE.

I'M PUTTING THESE FIGURES ON AT THE CIRCUS.

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GET THIS CAKE OUT OF THE TRUCK, OKAY?

WE GET INTO, LIKE, A LITTLE STAGING AREA.

ALL RIGHT, START PASSING ME ANIMALS.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW I GOT TO MOVE FAST,

BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PUT ALL THESE PIECES ON THIS CAKE.

SO, I START PUTTING ELEPHANTS, LIONS...

GIVE ME THE JUMPING LION.

...PEOPLE AND CIRCUS ACTS.

THESE THREE KIND OF GO TOGETHER.

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE MORE I'M PUTTING,

THE BETTER IT'S LOOKING.

I MEAN, THIS CAKE WAS STARTING TO REALLY COME TO LIFE.

THIS IS A REALLY COOL CAKE.

I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, RALPH. YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

YOU DID A GOOD JOB, TOO.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

I'M PROUD OF ALL OF US. LOOK AT THIS.

YOU DID A GOOD JOB. THANK YOU.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY PLEASURE

TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAKE SOME NOISE

FOR BUDDY FROM CARLO'S BAKERY!

HOW YOU DOING?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHOA!

ONE, TWO, THREE!

AND EVERYBODY FLIPS OUT!

I MEAN, THEY LOVE IT!

THIS IS AMAZING!

I AM SO PSYCHED TO SHOW YOU WHAT ELSE THIS CAKE DOES.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES,

WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!

[ FANFARE PLAYS ]

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THIS IS THE GREATEST CAKE ON EARTH.

YOU'VE GOT THE HOOP OF FIRE, PEOPLE SHOOTING OUT OF CANONS.

WOW!

THAT IS SPECTACULAR.

Dean: BUDDY JUST BROUGHT OUT AN AMAZING CAKE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.

I MEAN, HE HAD EVERY ELEMENT OF THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

IN THERE.

HE EVEN HAD ME ON THERE.

UGH! AMAZING! THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.

IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, BABY!

Mary: GRACE!

OH, MY GOD. HERE SHE COMES.

WHAT, MARY?

GRACE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE SCHEDULE.

I JUST FINISHED TELLING YOU THAT I'M WORKING LESS DAYS,

AND YOU HAVE ME ON AGAIN FOR SIX DAYS.

MARY, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, OKAY?

IT'S GETTING BUSIER, NOT SLOWER.

YOU HAVE EVERYONE ELSE FOUR DAYS, AND I'M WORKING SIX.

NO, YOU'RE WORKING THE EQUAL AMOUNT THAT EVERYONE ELSE WORKS.

NO! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT, THEN.

NO, MARY. YOU'RE READING THE SCHEDULE CORRECT.

YOU'RE WORKING THE EQUAL AMOUNT THAT EVERYONE ELSE WORKS.

NO! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT, THEN.

NO, MARY. YOU'RE NOT READING THE SCHEDULE CORRECT.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX.

DID I COUNT RIGHT?

BECAUSE LAST WEEK YOU HAD LESS DAYS.

I DON'T CARE!

WITH ALL THE GROWING WE'RE DOING,

I NEED EVERYONE TO WORK AS A TEAM.

THE PROBLEM IS, MARY ‐‐ SHE DON'T WANT TO WORK AT ALL.

AND GRACE ‐‐ SHE WANTS TO BE UP IN EVERYONE'S BUSINESS.

BECAUSE YOU NEED TO START. YOU NEED TO START.

I DO A LOT OF WORK IN HERE, MORE THAN YOU,

'CAUSE I WORRY ABOUT MY JOB,

NOT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IN THE BAKERY.

I WORRY ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

Grace: WE'RE GETTING READY TO MOVE TO A BIGGER PLACE.

IT'S GETTING CRAZIER AND CRAZIER.

AND THE CRAZIER IT GETS, THE LESS SHE DOES.

AND SHE DOESN'T SEE IT.

I'M DEALING WITH SOMEONE THAT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL.

I'M NOT COMING IN SIX DAYS. MARY.

I AM NOT WORKING SIX DAYS. MARY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SMOKING.

I'M NOT DOING IT. MARY.

IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT.

Mary: GRACE IS ALWAYS OUT OF LINE.

GRACE IS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE,

AND IT'S LIKE I'M LIKE CINDERELLA,

LIKE THEY'RE THE STEPSISTERS AND I'M CINDERELLA.

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT.

I'M GONNA SHOW UP WHEN I SHOW UP,

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU'RE GONNA DO.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. BLAH!

WE'LL SEE! WE'LL SEE, MARY!

WE'LL SEE!

IS IT OVER?

SHE'S INSANE.

Liz: MAURO, SO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE THESE TOO IMPRINTED?

YEAH. NO, IMPRINT THEM.

YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THOSE LINES.

RIGHT.

Buddy: FOR RACHAEL RAY'S ANNIVERSARY CAKE,

WE'RE MAKING A REPLICA OF THE CASTLE IN ITALY WHERE SHE GOT HITCHED.

YOU GOT TO ‐‐ WAIT, WAIT.

THIS WAY.

PUTTING THE WALLS ON IS KIND OF LIKE

ASSEMBLING A BIG JIGSAW PUZZLE,

BUT YOU'RE CUTTING THE PIECES FOR THE PUZZLE AS YOU GO.

A LITTLE OFF THE BOTTOM, TOO.

♪♪♪♪

HEY, LIZ, CAN I HAVE BRUSHES SO I CAN PICK MY WEAPON?

I WANTED TO MAKE THIS STONE LOOK AUTHENTIC AND REAL,

SO WHAT I DID WAS TAKE DIFFERENT COLORS OF PETAL DUST,

AND I JUST STARTED, YOU KNOW, TEXTURING THE STONE.

AND THE MORE THAT I HIT IT AND THE MORE THAT I SHADOWED IT,

IT REALLY BROUGHT OUT THE STONE AND LOOKED OLD‐WORLD.

YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE STONEWORK WITHOUT IT.

YEAH.

YEAH, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT AND LOOK AT THIS.

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE NIGHT AND DAY.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.

LIZ, GET ME SOME PIPING GEL ‐‐ BLUE.

WE GOT TO MAKE A POOL.

FOR THIS POOL, I GOT A GREAT TRICK.

I LAY DOWN A PIECE OF BLUE FONDANT,

AND THEN I COVER IT WITH SOME LIGHT BLUE PIPING GEL.

I SMOOTH IT OUT, AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE

THE WATER GETTING RIPPLED BY THE TUSCAN BREEZE.

Danny: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO, TO FINISH THIS CAKE OFF,

I PUT THE FIGURES OF RACHAEL RAY AND JOHN ON THE CAKE.

I STEP BACK, AND THIS CAKE WAS AWESOME.

I MEAN, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

ALL RIGHT. LOOKS GOOD.

COME CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.

I THINK THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

RACHAEL AND JOHN ARE GONNA LOVE IT.

IT LOOKS VERY TUSCANY.

THE POOL'S A NICE TOUCH.

I LIKE THE WAY THE BUILDINGS ‐‐ TO SHOW THE REAL ‐‐

LIKE, THE TEXTURE OF THE BUILDINGS.

IT'S A REALLY NICE CAKE. IT LOOKS GOOD.

I'M READY.

READY FOR WHAT? I'M COMING ON THIS DELIVERY.

COMING ON THIS DELIVERY? YES.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU DELIVER?

I WANT TO GO. I CAN HELP YOU GUYS, AND I'M GOING.

I DRESSED UP! LOOK HOW NICE I LOOK!

AS WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS CAKE,

MY SISTER GRACE COMES IN THE ROOM,

AND SHE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I'M READY FOR DELIVERY."

SINCE WHEN DO YOU DELIVER?

I‐I‐I WANT TO COME. I NEVER GET TO GO ON A DELIVERY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MY SISTER LOVES RACHAEL RAY,

AND SHE JUST WANTED TO BE PART OF IT.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN COME, BUT YOU BETTER NOT EMBARRASS ME,

AND YOU GOT TO SIT IN THE VAN WITH US.

EMBARRASS HIM? WHAT'S HE TRYING TO SAY?

I WON'T, I PROMISE. I'M GOING.

EMBARRASS ‐‐ LIKE I WOULD ‐‐ ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

WE GOT TO GET THIS CAKE IN THE TRUCK. LET'S GO.

WE DRIVE THIS CAKE OVER

TO RACHAEL RAY'S STUDIO IN MANHATTAN.

WE GET IT UNLOADED.

HEY. ALL RIGHT!

I'LL GET THE DOOR.

HOLY BIG ELEVATOR.

[ GRUNTS ]

I'M SO EXCITED. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED?

Mauro: YEP.

HERE, BUDDY. HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND.

I WANT TO FIX MY HAIR.

WAIT. HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK?

BEAUTIFUL. RIGHT?

HOW DOES MINE LOOK? GOOD?

THIS IS EXCITING!

YOU'RE EXCITED?

I'M COMING TO EVERY DELIVERY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, ANDREW! HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S EVERYTHING?

GOOD TO SEE YOU. GREAT JOB.

GUYS, GO RIGHT OVER HERE. WE HAVE A CART SET UP FOR YOU GUYS.

OKAY.

SO, WE GET THE CAKE MOVED BACKSTAGE

AND READY FOR THE SHOW,

BUT, HONESTLY, I'M JUST REGRETTING

BRINGING LOUDMOUTH ALONG.

DID YOU SEE THE PICTURES OF RACHAEL?

ABSOLUTELY.

THIS IS HER STUDIO.

GRACE, DON'T EMBARRASS ME.

TAKE A PICTURE OF ME RIGHT NEXT TO HER. WAIT.

SHE'S YOUR SISTER.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] SMILE BIG.

BUDDY, IT LOOKS LIKE THE CASTLE ‐‐

WHAT'S WITH THE CUPCAKE?

THIS IS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU AND JOHN

WHEN YOU HAVE A TENDER MOMENT.

RACHAEL, I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE COOKIES.

JOEY MADE YOU THESE CASSA‐‐ WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE?

CASSADETTI. OH, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THESE.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. AND SOME MORE OF THE SESAME. YOU GUYS.

THE GOOD STUFF IS ON THE BOTTOM.

"THE GOOD STUFF IS ON THE BOTTOM."

HERE, HOLD THAT, MAURO. ONE QUICK PICTURE.

OH, ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT, BUDDY. ONE, ONE, ONE.

RACHAEL, I'M SORRY. NOT LIKE WE GOT A SHOW TO SHOOT.

I'M SORRY.

EXCELLENT. THANK YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IS THAT NOT AMAZING?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]

HOW YOU DOING? THIS IS AMAZING.

CONGRATULATIONS. HOW ARE YOU? OH, MY GOD!

BUDDY. NOW, LISTEN, BUDDY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A CAKE. BUDDY, UNBELIEVABLE.

GUYS, THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE WHERE WE WERE MARRIED.

IT'S JUST AMAZING.

I LOVED THE COMPLEXITY OF THE WHOLE THING.

HE DIDN'T JUST BUILD THE CASTLE.

IT WAS, LIKE, THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT.

I LOVE THAT HE TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE A JOHN AND RACHAEL.

VERY CUTE.

IT'S MAGNIFICENT, BUDDY.

AND IT REMINDS ME OF TUSCANY, AND IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S JUST AMAZING. YOU MUST BE SO PROUD,

AND THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD EVER THANK YOU,

EXCEPT, WOULD YOU LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE?

WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE?

ABSOLUTELY. I LOVE YOU, BUDDY.

SEEING HOW HAPPY JOHN AND RACHAEL ARE TOGETHER

AND HELPING THEM CELEBRATE THEIR ANNIVERSARY,

IT WAS JUST AWESOME.

AHHHH!

EXCELLENT.

DOES THAT LOOK GOOD?

LOVE HIM.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I MEAN, IT'S GOOD THINGS.

SO, WHEN WE GET BACK TO CARLO'S,

I GOT TO MAKE SURE MY SECRET STORK CAKE FOR MY WIFE, LISA,

IS COMING ALONG.

HOW'S MY STORK, RALPH?

YOU TELL ME.

I THINK IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.

SO, I GO TO CHECK UP ON RALPH,

MAKE SURE MY STORK IS COMING OUT RIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S FOR MY BABY.

IT BETTER BE FRIGGIN' RIGHT, OR IT'S GONNA BE RALPH'S HEAD.

OKAY? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

RALPHIE BOY'S DOING HIS THING. IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

HE STILL NEEDS WINGS AND A TAIL AND, OF COURSE, THE BABY.

WE'RE JUST GONNA ADD.

HOW'S THAT LOOK?

YEAH.

I THINK THOSE WILL BE JUST RIGHT.

LOOK AT THAT. HUH?

[ LAUGHS ]

HUH?

SO, I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA FOR THE FEATHERS.

I SAID, "WHAT IF I TAKE, LIKE, A LEAF CUTTER

AND I VEIN IT A LITTLE BIT, OKAY,

AND THEN I JUST KIND OF, LIKE, STAGGER THEM

JUST SO, LIKE THE FEATHERS ON A BIRD?"

I STARTED TO DO IT, AND, I MEAN, IT LOOKED REAL.

IT WAS GREAT.

RALPH WAS, LIKE, SO BLOWN AWAY. I'M, LIKE, "HEY, RALPH, COME ON.

I GOT SOME TRICKS, TOO, YOU KNOW?"

THIS BIRD'S STARTING TO LOOK AWESOME.

EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE SURPRISED, ESPECIALLY LISA.

LOOKS PRETTY COOL.

ANYBODY KNOW WHERE BUDDY IS?

WHO, YOUR HUSBAND, BUDDY? YES, MY HUSBAND.

I GOT TO ASK HIM A QUESTION ABOUT THIS CAKE.

OH, HE WENT HOME ALREADY. HE LEFT.

HE NEVER GOES HOME. I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK HE'S STILL UPSTAIRS. NO, HE LEFT.

HE DOESN'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE TO ME.

NO, HE LEFT.

HE LEFT. HE LEFT.

BUDDY!

HEY, BUD!

Lisa: HEY, BUD!

Buddy: SO, I'M WORKING ON THE SURPRISE STORK CAKE,

AND WHO COMES THROUGH THE DOOR? MY WIFE, LISA!

AND MAURO COMES WITH HER, AND I'M LIKE, "I'M BUSTED!"

LISTEN, I HAVE A CUSTOMER DOWNSTAIRS.

SHE ORDERED THIS CAKE.

IT'S IN PINK, BUT SHE WANTS IT IN LAVENDER.

SHE SAID HER DAUGHTER WANTS IT IN LAVENDER.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?

I THINK THAT CAKE WILL LOOK FABULOUS IN LAVENDER.

SO, I CAN TELL HER I CAN CHANGE IT?

FINE. NO PROBLEM. THAT'S GREAT.

ALL RIGHT.

Buddy: LISA DIDN'T SUSPECT NOTHING, AND SHE WENT BACK TO WORK.

PHEW! CLOSE CALL.

COME ON. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. WHAT, ARE YOU PLAYING AROUND?

LET'S FINISH.

AIR BRUSH READY?

THE IDEA TO MAKE THIS CAKE POP

IS TO AIRBRUSH THE BASE BLUE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE SKY,

AND THEN I'M GONNA PUT THE BABY ON A FLUFFY CLOUD.

I'M GONNA PUT THE STORK ON A FLUFFY CLOUD

BECAUSE WHEN I THINK OF BABIES, IT'S A GIFT FROM HEAVEN,

IT COMES FROM THE SKY ABOVE, I THINK IT'S GREAT.

READY? GOT THE FEET?

DROP IT IN THE HOLES.

GOOD. WE'RE THERE.

I HAD RALPHIE SCULPT THE BABY'S HEAD

OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREATS AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

TO WHERE THE HEAD BLENDS.

THERE?

THE REST OF THE BABY IS GONNA BE WRAPPED

IN A MODELING‐CHOCOLATE BABY BLANKET.

NICE TOUCH.

PRETTY GOOD.

DONE, RALPH. GOOD JOB.

YOU LIKE IT?

AWW.

LOOKS GOOD. VERY STURDY.

WE DID A GOOD JOB.

THIS CUSTOMER IS GONNA BE REAL HAPPY.

RIGHT, MAURO? HE BETTER BE.

HE GETS ALL HIS CAKES FROM HERE.

Buddy: I STEP BACK, AND, MAN, WOW,

THIS CAKE WAS AWESOME, BUT IT GOT TO BE.

IT'S FOR ME!

Lisa: LOOKS GOOD. LET'S EAT.

ALL RIGHT, PASS THE PLATES. PASS THE PLATES.

WE GOT THE STORK CAKE FINISHED. MAURO BROUGHT IT TO MY HOUSE.

NOBODY SUSPECTED NOTHING.

NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYBODY THE BIG NEWS.

SHOULD WE DO THIS NOW?

YOU WANT TO? THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME?

YEAH. EVERYONE'S HERE.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN ‐‐ WE JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

WE HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU GUYS.

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. WE HAVE A SURPRISE ‐‐

A GOOD ONE.

Maddalena: TELL US. COME ON.

YOU WANT TO TELL THEM? NO, GO AHEAD, YOU TELL THEM.

NO, YOU TELL THEM. YOU TELL THEM!

WHAT?

TELL US!

WE'RE PREGNANT.

OH, MY GOD!

WELL, NOT ME. SHE IS. NUMBER FOUR!

NUMBER FOUR! NUMBER FOUR!

CONGRATULATIONS!

OH, MY GOD! WOW!

CONGRATULATIONS!

NO!

Buddy: EVERYBODY'S SO EXCITED.

EVERYBODY'S SO HAPPY FOR US ‐‐

MY MOM, MY SISTERS, MY BROTHER‐IN‐LAW.

IT WAS GREAT.

I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

MAURO WAS THE ONLY PERSON BESIDES YOU THAT KNEW, BABY.

YOU TOLD HIM?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!

SINCE WHEN...NOT US?

LISTEN. WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. GIVE US A MINUTE.

OHH!

OH, MY GOD!

SURPRISE!

IT'S A BABY CAKE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

HEY, HONEY, IT'S GOT YOUR FAVORITE FILLING IN THERE ‐‐

FRENCH CREAM AND FRESH STRAWBERRIES.

THAT SURE IS MY FAVORITE. I KNOW WHAT THE BABY LIKES.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. YOU SURPRISED ME COMPLETELY.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

OUR FAMILY KEEPS GROWING.

WELL, SOFIA AND BUDDY AND MARCO

ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY BROTHER OR SISTER, RIGHT?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. LIFE IS JUST GREAT RIGHT NOW.

WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?

ME!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S CUT IT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT FOR ME.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANGES WE GO THROUGH.

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH THE BUSINESS GROWS.

DO YOU SEE HOW BIG THESE SLICES ARE?!

THAT'S FOR THE BABY. YOU'RE EATING FOR TWO.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE.

IT'S ABOUT FAMIGLIA.

Grace: WHO WANTS SECONDS?!

THANK YOU, LISA. THANK YOU, GOD.

I LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU, TOO.