Original subtitles

Buddy: COMING UP ON "CAKE BOSS"...

IT'S A MARIE ANTOINETTE THEMED BOUDOIR PARTY.

THINK BEADS, FEATHERS, MASKS, HIGH WIGS --

THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

IS ANYBODY GETTING THEIR HEAD CUT OFF?

YEAH.

YOU HELP JOEY MAKE THE STUFF, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU DO.

NO. NOW, IS THAT WHAT I DID?

THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Buddy: MY SISTER LISA IS PREGNANT, AND WE HAVE A BABY SHOWER.

HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A CRAVINGS CAKE?

"ALL SHE DOES IS FREAKING EAT."

MAN.

YOUR CHEST IS HURTING?

OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?

THIS IS CARLO'S BAKERY.

EVERY WEEK, THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES

GO OUT THESE DOORS.

THIS IS THE CREW -- MIA FAMIGLIA.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BAKERY TO THE TOP.

THEY CALL ME BUDDY. I'M THE BOSS.

WE'RE HERE FOR THE CONSULTATION WITH BUDDY.

HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE. MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. THANK YOU.

HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

I'M BUDDY. GOOD TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU. HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

PLEASURE. HOW WE DOING TODAY, GUYS?

GOOD. GOOD.

SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS?

WELL, I RUN A COMPANY CALLED THE SUPPER CLUB IN NEW YORK,

AND THIS IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST PARTIES YET.

IT'S A MARIE ANTOINETTE THEMED BOUDOIR PARTY.

WOW.

REALLY OVER THE TOP, REALLY ELABORATE.

PEOPLE HAVE RENTED COSTUMES.

THINK BEADS, FEATHERS, MASKS, HIGH WIGS --

THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

IS ANYBODY GETTING THEIR HEAD CUT OFF?

YEAH, TOTALLY. YOU LIKE THAT?

WE WANT TO REALLY TRANSPORT EVERYBODY

BACK TO THAT TIME PERIOD FOR A NIGHT OF JUST CRAZINESS.

WE WERE THINKING SOMETHING BIG AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND IT WOULD VERY MUCH EMBODY MARIE ANTOINETTE.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, TOO. I MEAN, I JUST THINK OF,

YOU KNOW, THE CRAFTSMANSHIP OF BACK THEN

AND HOW THEY WORKED ON IT,

AND I WANT TO APPLY THAT TO THE CAKE.

OH, ONE MORE THING. WHAT'S UP?

WE WERE THINKING ABOUT HAVING THE WHOLE --

LIKE TONS OF PASTRIES COVERING THE TABLE

AND SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

YOU WANT ME TO MAKE PASTRIES, TOO, BESIDES THE CAKE?

SOMETHING REALLY FRENCH AND, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT TIME PERIOD.

OUI, OUI.

Buddy: SO, MY ENVISIONMENT FOR THIS MARIE ANTOINETTE CAKE

IS TO HAVE, LIKE, A PILE OF FRENCH PASTRIES

AND THEN THIS SIX-TIERED GRAND CAKE

THAT'S GONNA GO RIGHT INTO THE SKY,

AND EACH TIER'S GONNA HAVE A DIFFERENT PATTERN

WITH ALL DELICATE PIPING.

WE'RE GONNA HAND-PAINT SOME GOLD DETAIL ALL OVER THE CAKE.

THEN, WE'RE GONNA TOP THIS CAKE OFF

WITH MARIE ANTOINETTE'S HEAD ON TOP OF THE CAKE.

IF HE WANTS TO CUT IT OFF, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.

CHINO, WE HAVE FRENCH CREAM?

Buddy: SO, I GOT FRANKIE FILLING THIS CAKE UP,

AND HE'S USING VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE MOUSSE,

CHOCOLATE GANACHE, AND FRESH STRAWBERRIES.

I MEAN, NOW, THAT'S A NICE, CLASSY, FRENCH FILLING.

THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THIS CAKE.

[ SIGHS ]

ME AND MAURO GO TO START ROLLING OUT THE FONDANT.

MAURO DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

OH, MAN.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING GOOD LATELY.

I'VE BEEN GETTING THIS PAIN, LIKE, RIGHT HERE, HERE,

AND, LIKE, RIGHT IN MY BACK, RIGHT UP HERE,

AND HAVING A TOUGH TIME BREATHING.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IT IS, MAN.

SO YOUR CHEST IS HURTING? YEAH. LIKE, NOT --

YOU KNOW, LIKE, OVER HERE AND UP HERE IN MY BACK.

MAURO'S THING IS, YOU KNOW,

HE'S A BIG GUY, WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY HEALTHY,

AND HE DON'T LIKE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM.

YOU HAVE SHORTNESS OF BREATH?

YEAH. SHORT-- THAT'S WHAT'S HURTING ME THE MOST.

NOT HURTING ME, BUT, LIKE, I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH.

YOU'RE GONNA DROP DEAD HERE.

YOU WANT TO DROP DEAD ROLLING FONDANT ON THE BENCH?

NO, BUT WE HAVE TO WORK. THERE'S WORK THAT'S GOT TO GET DONE.

HEY, MAURO, IF YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME, YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME.

WE'LL GET THE WORK DONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

SO, I TELL MAURO, "TAKE IT EASY FOR A LITTLE BIT.

I'LL HAVE DANNY ICE THE CAKE."

SO, I GOT DANNY COVERING THE CAKE IN AN IVORY FONDANT.

THE FONDANT'S GOT TO BE PERFECTLY SMOOTH,

'CAUSE I WANT TO DO DELICATE DETAILS,

AND I KNOW I CAN RELY ON HIM FOR THAT.

...TWO, THREE, FOUR.

GOT A SIX TIER.

WOW. BIG ONE.

SO, MY SISTER LISA IS PREGNANT,

AND NOW SHE'S GETTING TO BE REALLY PREGNANT,

AND AS AN ITALIAN TRADITION, WE HAVE A BABY SHOWER.

SO, I'M SAYING TO REMY,

"WHAT STANDS OUT ABOUT LISA AND THIS PREGNANCY

THAT WE CAN REALLY, REALLY INCORPORATE IN A CAKE?"

AND HE GOES, "THAT'S ALL SHE DOES IS FREAKING EAT."

Woman: I CAN'T BELIEVE

THAT YOU'RE EATING CHOCOLATE ON A PICKLE.

[ GASPS ]

THAT IS DISGUSTING.

MMM!

YOU DEFINITELY ARE PREGNANT.

AND I GO, "HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A CRAVINGS CAKE?"

LIKE, ALL OF LISA'S CRAVINGS THAT SHE WANTS,

AND WE PUT IT ONTO A CAKE?

HOW MUCH BETTER YOU WANT THAN THAT?

Man: OOH, THAT'S A NICE HEAPING BOWL OF MAC AND CHEESE.

THIS IS GONNA BE A PREGNANT WOMAN'S BURRITO.

OH, MAN. CRISPY BACON MADE OF CHOCOLATE.

Lisa: HOW GOOD DOES THIS LOOK? MMM, MMM, MMM.

HEY, AUNT LISA. WHAT'S UP, BUBS?

NOTHING. UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA MAKE A PEANUT-BUTTER, BANANA SANDWICH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR? WHAT?

SOME NACHO CHEESE.

SO AM I, WITH PRETZELS.

OH, MY GOD. HOT PRETZELS.

UNCLE JOE WAS MAKING THE PRETZELS THIS MORNING --

ACCORDION PRETZELS.

OH, DOES HE HAVE HOT PRETZELS READY?

AND THEY JUST GOT CHEESE.

BUDDY, GO GET THEM, BECAUSE AUNT LISA

WANTS HOT PRETZELS WITH SOME NACHO -- WE'LL DIP THEM.

I'LL GO SEE WHAT I CAN DO RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT.

Buddy: I WENT TO GET GOING

ON THIS MARIE ANTOINETTE CAKE, AND...

...ALL THESE TIERS ARE MESSED UP!

THEY GOT CRATERS IN THEM!

HEY, MAURO. YES?

COULD YOU COME HERE? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

LOOK AT THIS THING. I MEAN, LOOK. LOOK AT THIS.

WOW.

HE JUST LEFT IT, TOO.

I MEAN, I LEAVE DANNY IN CHARGE OF ONE THING,

AND HE MESSES IT UP.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?

CALL HIM UP HERE.

HE'S GONNA TELL YOU THAT --

HE'S GONNA TELL YOU THAT IT WAS THE FONDANT.

THAT'S WHAT HE'S GONNA TELL YOU, THAT IT'S THE FONDANT.

[ SIGHS ]

I WANT TO KNOW, WHO THE HELL ICED THIS CAKE?

Danny: I DID. BUT, DANNY...

NOT ONLY IS IT SCREWED UP, BUT EVERY TIER IS. COME ON, MAN!

I UNDERSTAND, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE FONDANT.

HA! [ LAUGHS ]

NOT ONLY IS IT SCREWED UP, BUT EVERY TIER IS.

COME ON, MAN!

I'M SUPPOSED TO DO DELICATE PIPING ON THIS CAKE.

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO DELICATE PIPING?

I GOT TO DO COVER-UP WORK.

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

HA! [ LAUGHS ]

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO RE-FONDANT THIS WHOLE CAKE.

FOR THE AMOUNT OF PIPING I GOT TO DO ON THIS THING,

IT'S GONNA TAKE ME HOURS!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS HORRIBLE, DUDE.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COVER THIS UP?

SHOW ME, HUH? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THERE?

SPLFT!

NAH, DANNY. YOU CAN'T JUST "SPLFT!"

DUDE, IT'S NOT FUNNY. LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN.

THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM.

JOKING OR NOT, IT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE.

THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN.

Buddy C.: MMM.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH NACHO CHEESE.

AUNT LISA.

THAT'S GOOD.

NO, BUDDY, LOOK, LOOK. THIS AND THIS. LOOK.

[ LAUGHS ]

I WANT TO TRY THAT PICKLE.

YOU HAVE TO TRY IT. HERE. THE PICKLE WITH THE CHOCOLATE.

DON'T PUT CHOCOLATE ON THAT PICKLE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO THROW UP.

BUDDY, I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW UP. IT'S GOOD.

JUST TRY IT.

IT'S GOOD! AW! COME ON!

[ LAUGHS ]

IT SOUNDED GOOD!

I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LIKE THAT.

BUT I DO LIKE THE PRETZELS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M WITH YOU, BUD. GOOD CALL.

Remy: HOW ARE MY NACHOS, SUNSHINE?

Sunshine: BEAUTIFUL.

Buddy: FOR LISA'S CRAVINGS CAKE, EVERYONE IN THE BAKERY

IS MAKING SOME KIND OF CRAZY FOOD

OUT OF FONDANT AND MODELING CHOCOLATE.

SUNSHINE'S MAKING CHINESE FOOD,

'CAUSE WHAT PREGNANT WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE CHINESE FOOD?

I WANT A LATTE.

YOU GOT CRAVINGS, TOO, NOW?

RALPH MADE SPAGHETTI... WITH HAM AND EGGS?

LISA'S EATING SOME WEIRD THINGS.

MY SISTER'S A LITTLE POTS.

DANIELLE MADE PICKLES DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.

AND VIOLET MADE A TUNA-FISH SANDWICH

WITH NACHOS AND CHEESE INSIDE.

I MEAN, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING.

THEN I GOT TYNE MAKING LISA,

SCULPTED, WITH A KNIFE AND FORK IN HER HAND,

READY TO ATTACK THIS CAKE, AND WE'RE GONNA SET THAT ON TOP.

IT'S GONNA LOOK COOL.

SO, NOW THAT WE GOT THE BALL IN MOTION FOR THIS CRAVINGS CAKE,

IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE FILLING.

AND THE FILLING'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA MAKE UP A NEW FILLING."

SO, I SAID, "SHE LIKES PEANUT BUTTER.

"LET'S START WITH SOME PEANUT BUTTER.

"LET'S ADD SOME CUSTARD CREAM. LET'S ADD SOME WHIPPED CREAM.

LET'S ADD SOME CRUSHED-UP PEANUT-BUTTER CUPS IN THERE."

I MEAN, IT'S GONNA TASTE DELICIOUS.

SO, WE'RE GONNA DO A VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE CAKE

WITH PEANUT-BUTTER FILLING WITH BANANAS...

GIVE ME A LITTLE GANACHE. WARM GANACHE.

...AND CHOCOLATE GANACHE.

THAT'S A SICK FILLING FIT FOR A PREGNANT WOMAN.

TO FIX THE CRACKS IN MARIE ANTOINETTE'S CAKE,

I CAME UP WITH AN INGENIOUS IDEA.

I GOT VIOLET MOLDING

ALL SORTS OF, LIKE, MEDALLION THINGS OUT OF FONDANT.

WE CAN PUT THOSE OVER THE BIG CRACKS,

AND THE PIPING WILL COVER THE LITTLE ONES.

Buddy: THAT LOOKS GREAT.

I WOULD PAINT THE WHOLE THING PEARL FIRST,

AND THEN YOU CAN GO OVER WITH THE GOLD

SO YOU DON'T HIT IT, RIGHT OR WRONG?

THE PEARL'S GONNA MAKE IT POP.

Violet: YEAH.

THE OTHER THING I WANT TO GET GOING

FOR THIS MARIE ANTOINETTE CAKE ARE THE PASTRIES.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOLDING UP THE OVEN OVER THERE?

THE TIME HAS COME.

WHAT TIME?

YOU WANTED THIS JOB. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

YOU WERE COCKY ABOUT IT,

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU THE WAY IT IS.

YOU'RE MAKING CUPCAKES GOOD.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU PROPS FOR THAT.

BUT YOU STILL DON'T KNOW COTS ABOUT PASTRY.

ANTHONY THINKS HE WANTS TO BE A BAKER,

BUT SO FAR, HE JUST AIN'T GETTING IT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, MAN?

THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

YOU ALREADY SCREWED UP.

SO I FIGURE THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO GIVE COUSIN ANT A CHANCE TO REDEEM HIMSELF.

I'M DOING THIS MARIE ANTOINETTE CAKE.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE ECLAIRS AND NAPOLEONS.

YOU HELP JOEY MAKE THE STUFF, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU DO.

WE MAY BE AN ITALIAN BAKERY,

BUT WE DO SOME AWESOME FRENCH PASTRIES.

WE DO A NAPOLEON,

WHICH IS A PUFF PASTRY LAYERED WITH PASTRY CREAM.

WE DO AN ECLAIR, WHICH IS A LONG PASTRY

WITH CREAM FILLING TOPPED WITH CHOCOLATE.

WE DO A CLASSIC CREAM PUFF DUSTED WITH POWDERED SUGAR.

MWAH! MAGNIFIQUE!

Joey: ONE THING YOU'RE REALLY LACKING IN,

AND IT'S NOT REALLY YOUR FAULT, IS BAG SKILLS.

'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS MACHINES.

WHEN I FIRST STARTED HERE, WE BAGGED OUT EVERYTHING --

THE COOKIES, THE CREAM PUFFS.

IT'S A SKILL YOU MUST HAVE. THERE'S NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS.

YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A BAG.

THESE ARE CREAM PUFFS.

Buddy: PASTRY BAG IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TOOLS IN THE BAKERY.

WE USE IT TO FILL THINGS. WE USE IT TO DIRTY-ICE.

WE USE IT TO DECORATE THINGS 100 DIFFERENT WAYS.

WE ALSO USE THEM TO MAKE CREAM PUFFS.

GO AHEAD. FOLLOW MY LINE.

YOU GO FROM TOP.

NO. NOW, IS THAT WHAT I DID?

YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT I DID? YEAH.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?

SEE, YOUR PROBLEM IS, IS YOU DON'T WATCH.

SO, WHAT -- ALL RIGHT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU START FROM THE TOP.

OH. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THEN YOU COME DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

IF YOU GO THIS WAY, YOU CAN'T SEE HOW FAR YOU ARE

FROM THE ONE THAT YOU JUST BAGGED OUT.

ALL RIGHT.

TOO BIG. A LITTLE TOO BIG, BUT GOOD.

GOOD, THOUGH. GOOD. VERY GOOD.

CUT THAT TOP, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT TOP,

YOU GET THAT POINT ON TOP, ALL RIGHT?

DO YOU WANT THE POINT?

NO. YOU DON'T WANT THE POINT BECAUSE THE POINT BURNS.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THEN IT SNAPS OFF, ALL RIGHT?

THEN YOU GOT THE ECLAIRS.

Buddy: SPIN IT. SPIN IT.

[ THUD ]

OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

Buddy: YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ GROANS ]

OHH!

SO, I'M WORKING ON THIS CAKE, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOOM.

MAURO HITS THE GROUND.

HE'S BEEN FEELING BAD ALL DAY,

AND NOW HE GETS LIGHTHEADED AND GOES DOWN?

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

HE'S GOING TO THE DOCTOR. THAT'S THAT. END OF STORY.

WITH MAURO OUT OF COMMISSION,

WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO STEP IT UP.

BE GENTLE.

SO, I GET REMY AND DANNY COVERING LISA'S CRAVINGS CAKE

IN SOME NICE BABY COLORS.

FOR THIS MARIE ANTOINETTE CAKE,

I GOT RALPHY BOY MAKING HER HEAD

OUT OF CEREAL TREATS COVERED IN MODELING CHOCOLATE.

THAT'S GONNA GO ON THE TOP.

I'M GONNA GO TO TOWN PIPING SOME OLD-SCHOOL DETAILS,

WHAT I WAS BORN AND BRED ON.

I WENT TO THE CAKE.

I SAID, "LISTEN,

YOU'RE GONNA BE OLD-SCHOOL, AND YOU'RE GONNA COOPERATE."

AND I JUST GOT INTO THE ZONE.

I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ELSE.

AHH. CALMED DOWN.

SLOWED DOWN MY HEART SO I WOULDN'T SHAKE.

TRIED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT MAURO...

AND THEN STARTED DROPPING THOSE LINES ON THERE, BABY.

ON THE ONE TIER, I DO SOME LATTICE WORK.

I'M GONNA DO ANOTHER TIER WITH SOME DROP LINES.

AND, I MEAN, I DROPPED THOSE LINES

LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

AND I DON'T MARK IT. I JUST DO IT.

AND I'M JUST PIPING SOME LINES THIS WAY,

AND THEN I CRISSCROSS AND GO THE OTHER WAY

AND JUST FLOW WITH IT, AND IT'S JUST COMING TO ME,

AND I'M LETTING ALL MY FRUSTRATION OUT ON THIS CAKE.

IT'S WEIRD. YOU DON'T THINK THAT CAKE DECORATING

LETS OUT YOUR FRUSTRATION, BUT THIS DOES.

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

Anthony: ALL RIGHT. CREAM PUFFS ARE COMING OUT.

NOT BAD. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, ANT.

THANK YOU.

THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS VERY GOOD.

I WANT YOU TO CUT THE CREAM PUFFS, ALL RIGHT?

NOW, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

YOU'RE RIPPING IT, AND IT'S NOT EVEN.

LOOK.

YOU GOT TO CUT THEM EVEN.

LET THE KNIFE DO THE WORK. DON'T RIP IT.

EVERY LITTLE STEP MATTERS.

EVERY LITTLE STEP MATTERS.

YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE FULL.

LIKE THAT? THAT'S IT, YEAH.

GOOD. POWDERED SUGAR.

OH. WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S -- IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT'S NOTHING.

WELL, WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY?

DUDE, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

SO, MAURO SAYS HE'S OKAY. I DON'T KNOW.

I'M STILL A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU KNOW, THE MORE I'M DOING ON THIS CAKE,

THE BETTER IT'S LOOKING.

NOW I WANT TO TAKE SOME GOLD LEAFAGE,

AND I WANT TO PAINT ON IT.

SO I CALL RALPHY BOY OVER,

AND I'M PIPING, AND HE'S PAINTING,

AND, I MEAN, IT JUST ENHANCES THE PIPING WORK.

AND IT'S COMING SO GOOD, YOU KNOW, AND I'M JUST SO INTO IT.

Ralph: THE THING THAT IMPRESSES ME IS YOU ALWAYS MANAGE

TO MAKE IT MATCH UP WHEN YOU HIT THE OTHER SIDE.

I'D BE PARANOID ABOUT THAT.

Buddy: YEP.

[ SMOOCHES ]

I STICK THE MARIE ANTOINETTE HEAD ON TOP, I STEP BACK,

AND, I MEAN, THIS CAKE LOOKED AWESOME.

OKAY, GUYS. I SAY LET THEM EAT CAKE.

COME AND CHECK IT OUT. LOOKS GOOD.

Frankie: WOW! THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! LOOK AT THAT!

Ralph: SHE'S A NICE-LOOKING CAKE.

Buddy: THE DETAIL WAS SICK. I MEAN AMAZINGLY SICK.

THIS CAKE REALLY, REALLY WAS SECOND TO NONE.

SECOND TO NONE.

I THINK THE CAKE LOOKS GREAT.

I THINK IT TOTALLY SCREAMS MARIE ANTOINETTE.

IT HAS A REALLY ROYAL, MAJESTIC FEEL TO IT.

GOOD JOB, GUYS.

[ French accent ] OH OH! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAKE!

Frankie: THAT'S FRENCH? YEAH. AS FAR AS I KNOW.

YOU HAVE TO PUT THOSE IN CUPS. THEY ALL GO IN CUPS.

WHEN THEY GO IN A BOX, THEY GO IN CUPS.

Buddy: THE LAST THING WE GOT TO DO BEFORE WE DELIVER THIS CAKE

IS GET ANTHONY'S PASTRIES TOGETHER.

I GOT TO SAY, HE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

I MEAN, HE'S NOT READY TO DO IT ON HIS OWN,

BUT HE'S GOT SOME HOPE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

GET TO NEW YORK CITY, THE FIRST THING WE DO

BEFORE WE BRING THE CAKE IN IS SET UP THE PASTRIES.

A CAKE FOR US. THANK YOU.

WE'RE WALKING UP THE STAIRS,

AND THERE WAS ALL THESE PEOPLE THERE

DRESSED IN THEIR FRENCH STUFF.

YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THESE OUTFITS ON, AND THEY GOT FEATHERS.

AND THEY'RE TICKLING, THEY'RE GIGGLING.

OOH, LA LA. OUI, OUI, OUI. MADAME.

I'M LIKE, "THESE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE CRAZY.

"I MEAN, THEY'RE A LITTLE POTS.

I MEAN, LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING HERE."

OKAY.

LET'S GO.

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET THE CAKE UPSTAIRS.

THERE'S NO ELEVATOR? WAIT.

READY? WAIT.

KEEP IT WIDE. WHY YOU GOING --

NO, GO AHEAD.

COME ON. THIS THING IS HEAVY, MAN. EASY.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Dara: THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! THE DETAILS ARE JUST PERFECT.

THEY'RE EVERYTHING THAT WE ASKED FOR.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

ADAM AND DARA LOVED THE CAKE.

THEY WERE SUPER EXCITED OF WHAT I DID.

THEY APPRECIATED ALL THE PASTRIES.

THEY APPRECIATED ALL THE DETAIL. THEY LOVED IT.

THE CAKE WAS EVERYTHING THAT WE EXPECTED IT TO BE.

COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR ANYTHING BETTER.

BUDDY, WE WEREN'T GONNA LET YOU COME

AND NOT BE PART OF THE PARTY.

OH, NO?

NO, SO WE HAVE FOR YOU... AND YOU, DANNY...

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, MY GOD.

YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD, TOO.

SO, WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RIGHT?

OFF WITH HER HEAD.

NOW, IN THE SPIRIT OF MARIE ANTOINETTE...

All: REVOLUTION!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Buddy: SO, ADAM WHIPS OUT HIS SWORD,

AND, BADA BING, KNOCKS THE HEAD OFF.

HEY, WHATEVER WORKS.

IT'S AMAZING.

ME AND DANNY WERE MINGLING, TRYING TO FIT IN,

BUT WE LOOKED A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE.

TIME FOR ME TO TAKE ME AND DANNY HOME

AND LET THESE GUYS ENJOY THEIR PARTY.

HIGH FIVE.

HIGH FIVE.

Buddy: ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE WE DOING ON YOUR CAKE?

WE GOT A LOT OF FOOD THERE.

YEAH. SHE LOVES ALL THIS FOOD, MAN.

LISA'S CRAVINGS CAKE IS ALMOST ALL DONE.

WE JUST GOT TO GET THE FOOD ON THERE.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES? BLEGH!

WOW, MAN. SHE'S GOT SOME FREAKY CRAVINGS.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

SHE WANTS ME TO GO AND GET HER STUFF.

PASTA AND EGGS? OH, THAT'S SO DISGUSTING.

MAN, SHE CREATED SOME OF THOSE THINGS.

I STICK MY SISTER, LISA, ON.

SHE HAD, LIKE, THAT CRAZY PSYCHO GLEAM IN HER EYE.

"I WANT TO EAT THE CAKE!"

ALL RIGHT, MAN. I THINK IT LOOKS AWESOME.

SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

HI! HI, EVERYBODY!

HELLO, EVERYBODY!

Buddy: SO, WE THROW LISA'S BABY SHOWER AT PANE VINO,

AND WE INVITE THE WHOLE FAMILY THERE.

WE GOT FRIENDS, WE GOT ALL THE KIDS.

AND EVERYBODY'S RUNNING AROUND. IT'S A BIG ITALIAN BABY SHOWER.

WHEN DO YOU THINK THIS BABY'S COMING OUT?

HOPEFULLY SOON!

SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S HUNGRY.

SHE'S HUNGRY. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? [ LAUGHS ]

WOW! [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

Buddy: WE BRING THE CAKE OUT, AND LISA'S FLOORED BY IT.

I MEAN, THE WHOLE FAMILY'S GOING WILD.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO DIG IN.

DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME?

Boy: YES! YEAH, IT DOES!

Lisa: I LOVED MY CAKE.

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

EVERYTHING ON THAT CAKE IS EVERYTHING I WANTED TO EAT.

IT'S GOOD? OH, MY GOD!

BUDDY, THIS IS DELICIOUS. OH, MY GOD.

Buddy: LOTS OF LUCK TO LISA AND REMY.

WE LOVE HER VERY MUCH.

WE GOT ANOTHER BABY IN THE FAMIGLIA.

CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THAT.

SALUD. SALUD.SALUD.