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I can't wait for today, babe.

Me too. I can't believe we got the house of our dreams.

And it looks like a beautiful neighborhood. I can't wait to meet

see all the new faces and plan and host.

Is somebody outside? Yeah, I think that's them.

Oh my god, I think he's got a good time.

Hi guys.

Hello!

Hi!

Hey, man. How are you? How are you? I'm Mike. I'm Ryan. Nice to meet you. Nice

to meet you. Don't let everybody.

I know.

It's okay.

Hi, I'm Gypsy.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I did. I brought a little gift for you guys.

Oh, my God. I love that. A little bottle of wine.

Hope you like it.

Well, we can play with you guys. If you guys don't mind, we can jam a little by

the pool.

I don't know if I'm a singer, but why don't you go with me to set that down,

we'll put this in the fridge.

You guys can meet us by the pool?

Yeah, that sounds great.

So where is the party going to be at?

Just this way, by the pool.

You guys have a lovely home.

Thank you.

How long have you and your girlfriend been together?

About a couple years now.

Oh, a couple years.

Yeah.

She's sweet, right?

She's super sweet. She's very cute.

I mean, you know. You're very cute, too.

Thank you. You're a cute couple.

Yeah. I mean, you and your boyfriend are pretty cute yourselves.

He's cool.

He's entertaining.

I can see that. He brought his guitar.

He brings his guitar everywhere.

So I'm guessing you like to have a lot of fun since you brought wine.

Ah! I do like to have a lot of fun.

Maybe a little too much.

I don't think there's such a thing as too much fun.

No, no, there's not.

I like to break the rules.

Okay, let's check out the rest of the house.

Oh, wow.

Finally, just a moment with two of us. I know, finally.

This is so good.

I can't get out of my mind.

Hi, guys. Oh, my God. It's so hot.

Hi. We're the neighbors from down the street.

Nice to meet you. How's it going?

How are you? I'm Mike. Hey, close the door. It's so hot.

I'm Mike.

I'm Jenna. I'm Quinn. Nice to meet you. Quinn, nice to meet you.

Well, do you want to come set that down? We have company here. Yeah. All right.

Thank you for bringing some food.

Of course.

Hey, guys.

Hey. Hello.

Hi. You guys know these people, right? Yeah, how are you? Oh my goodness!

Nice to see you guys!

How have you been?

It's been good. Thank you guys for having me. I'm good, how are you?

I'm great. I feel like we haven't seen each other since, what was it, like last

Christmas? Yeah, I think it was last Christmas. I know we've been traveling a

lot, like guitar playing and stuff.

Okay.

Everybody, I don't know if you met, this is my pops, Joe.

Hey, how are y 'all doing? Hi!

Thanks for coming over.

Yes, thanks for having us.

Play us a song, man.

I appreciate you bringing us the entertainment, the guitar man.

Yeah, no, he brings it.

I don't have a choice. He brings it everywhere.

Yeah. I got a question. Do you have to have that curly hair to play guitar?

It just comes with a rock star.

The wave of music, you know?

Yes, I love his curls. They're my favorite.

Oh, my God. And I'm so grateful you guys brought veggies because they always

bring me. I never have anything to eat. I'm a tough kid. I can't do all this

meat. Of course. I love the home.

No meat. No meat.

No meat.

Except for him.

That's good to

know.

Wow,

the sun.

Wow, you were really stunning on that.

I like carrots too.

Do you want another carrot?

I really don't like ranch. But I don't want the ranch on there.

Thank you. I can do my carrot without ranch.

Yeah.

We're doing this for him.

Oh,

yeah. Wow. Thank you. How could I not want to do that?

I'll pick the other half. Yeah.

He's the boss.

Wow,

your boss is really a character. Isn't he?

He rubs off on me.

Right. I know.

How'd you guys meet?

Church. Did you really?

Yeah, we were just sitting there, and I said hi, she said hi, and, you know,

waterfall of love.

You know, I haven't been to church in so long.

I suggest you and Quinn go.

Waterfalls of love. I love a good waterfall.

Yeah, more right behind you. That's just cool. You love getting wet. Yeah, your

backyard. Let me grab another carrot.

Ooh.

Hot and sweaty.

Sorry, I'm a little... I'm a little distracted.

I'm a little distracted also.

I'm glad you came to the party.

So am I.

Do you guys want something to drink?

I would love a drink. Okay.

Let me show you. Yeah, I'm a little afraid. All right.

Get some drinks. Make good drinks.

Oh, wow. Your palms are so funny.

It's such a hot day, right?

It is so hot. It definitely feels way better in here. Yeah.

Like, the crazy outside.

No, I'm so glad you came over.

Honestly, me too.

I'm really glad I have a new neighbor in town. It's getting boring around here.

I know. Especially a neighbor that's as good looking as you.

Almost. Good job.

You're such a cutie, too.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, honestly, I don't know, like, what you're doing with your girlfriend.

You're so hot.

You know what?

I wonder that, too, sometimes.

I mean, you know, love is love, but yeah, you can pull some hotter bitches.

You think so?

I definitely think so.

I mean, could I be one of them?

Do you think you could pull me?

Don't you have a boyfriend, though?

He's playing the guitar, you know.

Yeah, that's why we don't have to talk about him.

Do you think I'm hotter than your girlfriend?

Honestly?

Don't tell her I said this, but... I would never. I think you got her beat.

Yeah? Yeah.

She's so petite.

I feel like you like some curves.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. Yeah, she definitely does not have all that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

You like my titties? I do.

Why don't you touch them?

You think that would be okay?

Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

Ooh. Wow.

They're way bigger than my girlfriends.

They definitely are.

Yeah. Have you ever been titty fucked?

I bet you can't do that with her.

Not with hers.

Can I see what we've got going here?

Just a little quickie.

Oh, wow.

It's the true housewarming gift.

I'd say so.

Do you greet all the new neighbors like this?

Only when they're just so fucking hot.

And you looked like you were a little bored with your girlfriend.

Yeah.

They definitely have more fun than they are.

You definitely have a nicer cock than my boyfriend.

It seems like he's more into his guitar than he is into you.

Yeah, that's the problem. He never wants to give me attention.

And I'm always horny.

I can't believe we're doing this. I know, this is crazy.

Yeah, let me see those titties.

So much better than my girlfriends.

Yeah. It feels good.

I like my titties wrapped around your cock.

Oh, me too.

You got to get it nice and wet.

Oh, shoot.

Uh, just a sec.

Oh, hey, Dad.

Hey, buddy. We need some ice. We need, uh, chips.

Okay, I'm a little distracted right now.

Distracted, huh?

If you know what I mean.

I can, uh, okay, then. Okay. All right.

Yeah, well, I'll keep on busy waiting for you. I appreciate it.

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, your pops is so cool.

I know.

I guess that's where you get it from.

This is so hot that everyone's just outside.

Your girlfriend and my boyfriend.

Well, you're going to be a great new neighbor to have.

Let's just keep it a secret.

Yeah. We should probably get back outside for a little bit so no one

Okay, all right.

I'll follow you.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

Bye.

Where's the ice, Mike?

We ran out of ice, believe it or not.

Ran out of ice?

Seriously? Yeah,

it's like really hot.

We just need ice.

Okay.

He's so damn cute. He wears everything.

Thanks, babe.

You guys should try the tenders.

No meat over here.

Who eats meat here?

Everyone. Except for her.

That was pretty close.

I got it. Oh, well.

Oh, sorry. Oh,

man.

A little TMI, but... What's your... What do you eat? What's your favorite food?

Seafood.

Yeah, me too.

I'm so short.

Yeah, even this one, it'll work.

I don't know what I would do. I guess I'd have to go with eating meat.

But if you're scared, you've got to keep what's available.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'm definitely getting those kind of lessons.

It is so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Get the ice.

Get the ice.

Oh, my God.

I know.

Oh, my

God.

I'm just so short.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

Coming right up, babe.

I'll be there in a second.

Sorry about that. Mike, you're back.

We were talking about the stink issue we've been having back there. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Finally. We need some water back here. We need some air. But I want

the pie. I'm craving sweet.

Okay. What about you guys? Yeah.

It's a pie, Mike. All right.

What was it? Pecan pie?

It's pecan pie.

Awesome. I'm so hungry.

Well, bring it right out, okay? Pecan pie.

It's so hot out here.

I don't want to die.

I came to finish what we started.

My boyfriend never fucks me anymore. He's always playing his guitar.

Oh, yeah. So good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Yeah. I need my pussy so bad.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Your pops is always fucking seeing everything.

He's my biggest supporter.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is so nice.

I'm so good.

I'm so good. I'm so good.

I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good.

I'm so good.

Do you want to swear again?

I can't. I'll swear as much as I can, please. Oh, sorry.

I'm going to fall off, push me back up, push me back up.

It's so fucking wet.

Oh, fuck.

Don't fuck me so hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Fuck, I'm so glad you're a new neighbor.

Jesus. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. I want you to fuck me by the window.

Right here.

Thank you.

Yes.

They're all coming. Oh, shoot. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, it's so slippery.

Thank you.

I don't want to hurt you Oh, yes, you were. You were.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, you're going to make me fall.

Yeah.

Yeah? Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to be the

best

neighbors ever.

Don't tell your girlfriend.

Don't worry, I won't.

I should probably go get cleaned up.

Should we

take

a shower really quick?

Did we shower?

Yeah.

Yes.

I'm filming now.

You're good. Yeah?

Yeah, you're good.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's put my clothes back on. Oh, no, no.

Oh, my gosh.

You're all good.

Yeah? I don't look like yourself, Doug.

Not at all.

Okay.

I feel like I still have your cum everywhere.

No. No? Yeah, you cleaned it all up.

Can't see any of it?

No. Okay.

I think there's still cum.

All right, let's go.

You sure I look fine?

Absolutely. Okay.

So are we just going up there to everyone?

Yeah.

Oh, hi, guys.

Hey. Nice to see you back.

I think you've got something on your feet.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I do.

I was just using some of your moisturizer.

Yeah. That's totally fine. It's so good for your skin. My face is so dry.

I know. It's not okay. Well, I'm glad you're taking care of yourself.

Yeah, you're a character of your life. Thank you. Yeah.

It's pretty delicious.

Here, come sit.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

Cheers. Cheers.

Babe, did you get your bike for me?

Absolutely. Oh, thank you.

It's a good bike for you.

Yeah,

thanks for having me. Come, guys. Can't wait to come again.

It's been a really great pleasure, man. You really throw the best housewarming

party on your music. I absolutely adore it.

Yeah, my son does a good job, doesn't he?

Yeah, I think that's pretty fantastic.

He raised him right.

Yeah, he works hard at everything he does.