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Boy, you sure can run.

You certainly were a feisty one.

Hate to cut this short,

but I am fucking starving.

Can you move your head?

It's in my shot.

They're out of cab

so I had to get you a Merlot.

But it's local.

Though, I guess we didn't need a round

because somebody opened the bottle

we're supposed to drink tonight.

I’m sorry babe, I spaced.

Gross, put a cork in it.

To Grandpa?

To Grandpa.

I didn’t know like half the people there.

I just thought you guys had a big family.

I can't wait to see the look on

Bobbie Jo's face when she sees

what's left for her at Grandpa's cabin

after we're done with it.

But she's your cousin.

Yeah, she's also an obnoxious little bitch

who always gets what she wants.

And I never get what I want.

Just once,

I'm going to leave Bobbie Jo with scraps

instead of the other way around.

I just hope Grandpa's tools are still there.

I just hope whatever you guys want

is going to fit in the car.

Hey, Sam,

pop the trunk.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Come on, just open the trunk. Pop the trunk!

Literally cameras everywhere.

Sam, just open the fucking trunk. Come on!

No!

Babe, it was just a joke.

Are you fucking kidding?

Fuck. Loosen up a bit.

You were right.

You being serious. It's not funny.

Live a little.

It’s really not funny at all.

It’s not that big of a big deal.

It is. Seriously babe?

Why? Why do you feel the need to annoy me?

It's just because you're so cute

when you're angry

Let’s kick the dust off those boots,

turn the radio up

and baile, baile, baile to some sweet canciones

here on K-Boom 98.1.

I never intentionally try to piss you off. Okay.

I'm trying to get you have some fun. Live a little.

I just like making plans and sticking to them.

Like I thought we're on a budget

and you just bought a case

of wine without my input.

We were supposed to be in

Fredericksburg an hour ago,

but because you wanted to stop,

we stopped.

I just though it would be fun. OK?

It was fun, I’m just tired.

Maybe when we get there,

we can look up places on the drive back

and plan to stop somewhere.

How's that sound?

It sounds amazing.

Jesus fucking Christ, Ted.

Dude, what the fuck?

It smells like death

Ted, roll the window down or...

gross.

What about a dinosaur park on the way back?

What does that even mean?

It's like a hiking trail with

dinosaur statues?

Could do a western museum?

That looks fun.

What?

A safari thing, like where they feed

the animals, I think.

I don't think that's where you feed anything.

I think that's one of those places

that let you shoot at lion or hunt a giraffe.

You what? How is that even legal?

I don’t know. Money? Special permits.

There’s no way that's real.

Rich people love taking photos

with dead things.

This way they just don't have to leave the country.

Well, that's pretty fucking cruel.

They bring animals to Texas just to be killed

by some rednecks with money?

Huh? No, you're thinking about it all wrong.

How so? You think it’s okay

to kill a giraffe for no reason?

I get it, this is new to you.

But they don't know what's coming.

It's like they're happy and healthy

until one day they just die.

You could argue they have a better life here

than they do where they're from.

You could also just not argue

when did you wake up?

How can I sleep with you two

bitching about dumb shit.

You’re both wrong, by the way,

all of this touristy shit,

it can either be stupid

or it can be fun. All of it,

its just your attitude that determines if its worth it or not

Of everyone in the car,

you're giving advice? Now that's rich.

What, I'm just saying, maybe both of you

should stop being so uptight?

And yeah, I farted

and it was majestic.

Open up,

It’s all I want, just work with me here.

1138, right?

Did you try 1138, then hit the star button?

Yes

Are you sure you hit the star button?

I can try again.

(mumbling)

Do you need help?

Do you need some help?

No, I figured it out.

You meant pound instead of star.

Ted! Don't.

Dude, everyone's going to freak out

when they see that.

See what?

Next up is “The Last Road To Hell” by Mr. Al Yates

Did Grandpa ever try to take you hunting

like in the deer blind?

Yeah, but I’d fall asleep,

like, every time we’d go.

He just gave up trying after a while.

Yeah, I think it was like 12 when it hit him.

Like I'd rather be inside with the A.C.

than outside looking at deer all day.

What's the point of a deer blind?

Like, where is the sport in that?

What do you mean?

You're hiding with a loaded gun?

While it's out there in the open.

You’re just waiting for

when it's not paying attention and boom

Are you calling my grandpa a killer?

Like a straight up deer murderer?

You're twisting my words again.

I never once

said anything remotely close to that.

It's just hunting in general.

It's all just about timing.

So?

Should I answer it?

I hate this skank.

What's up, cuz?

Oh not much.

Headed back to Houston.

No, we had to go straight back.

Sam has to work in the morning.

Oh really, how's traffic?

Awful as always.

Anyway, it was so good to see you

at Grandpa's service.

Thanks, Bobbie Jo, you too!

Talk to you soon. Bye!

Bye bitch.

Bitch.

Can we please hurry up?

Every time I hear this pointless drama

it just brings something out of me.

It just makes me have to shit myself.

Like, seriously,

I'm going to shit my pants.

Did Grandpa play the banjo?

I didn't mean to snap over the deer blind thing.

We just need to...

work on our communication.

Maybe yeah.

I just, I feel like you hear what I'm saying,

but you don't actually listen

to what I'm saying.

Like something doesn't click.

It seems like you're always on the defense.

Like, no matter what I say or how I say it,

you just get angry.

Hey, same combo as the gate, right?

It's supposed to be.

I love you, so I back off.

But I just can't keep doing this anymore.

We got a lot to work on.

Too much to get in to now.

Let's try to have some fun and enjoy this place?

There’s no key in the key box.

Fuck. Do you think Bobbie Jo already...

Maybe... check the door next time?

No, no.

Babe!

Have you seen my charger?

I think I left my charger in Kingsland

At the B and B, or the restaurant?

I don't know if I knew where I left it.

Then I'd stop...

What? It's funny.

You look gorgeous.

Stop posting shit.

Boom, baby! Power tools aplenty.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

Come on, now y’all down for the creek

one last time after we load up?

Yeah!

Babe, why don't you come in?

I just really don't want to.

Come on, I mean it.

You should enjoy this place while you still can.

I really don’t want to get in.

Don’t you think we ought to get out of here?

We got everything you wanted

from the cabin, right?

Don’t worry so much. You need to live a little.

Maybe you're right, though.

We would have more fun

back in the cabin.

What the fuck?

What the fuck was that?

Hello?

What was that?

Ash,

Ajuda

Okay.

Ei, ei, ei.

Vem ca vem ca vem ca

Me ajuda! Eu to com essa merda presa na, me ajuda

Me ajuda, me ajuda aqui!

I don’t know what the fuck you are saying. Pull!

Eu estava correndo. Eu não sei de onde saiu essa merda

Fuck! Fucking help!

Me ajuda, puxa puxa!

Pull pull pull pull! Pull!

Idiota!

We’ve got to get these off her. We’ve got to get these...

I need your help.

I need you. Pull it.

Help!

Fucking help us Ted!

Ash. Where’s your phone?

Where's your phone?

Fuck, it’s at the creek, it’s at the creek.

We're going to help you.

What's your name?

Ai, não. ai, não

What are you saying? What are you saying?

Corre! Corre! Ai não, corre!

Corre!

What the fuck is going on?

I don’t know, I don't know.

What's happening?

We've got to get out of here.

Oh my God!

What the fuck just happened?

What the fuck are we going to do?

Babe, please. You need to calm down.

Don’t tell me to calm down. My fucking cousin is dead,

don’t tell me to calm down!

It's not helping anything.

We need to get out of here, okay?

We're going to get out of here.

Fuck, I got two uncollared leaving my territory.

Buddy, you got your ears on?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now you hold the fuck on!

This is not how you treat returning customers!

This is not what I paid for!

What are you going to do to fix it?

Better be.

Okay. Okay, so I pull it out. Do I pull it hard?

Or should I leave it in, right?

Get this thing out of me.

Okay? Okay. Okay

On 3 on 3 on 3, ready?

1...

2...

On 3, okay? I’m so sorry.

1...

2...

3!

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry. Sit down! Sit down.

Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

I'm so sorry.

Let me see your foot.

What the fuck is going on?

I'm so sorry.

You’re okay.

All right, okay.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

OK

I know. I know.

What the fuck?

We never used to come out this far, growing up.

Grandpa always seemed to used to...

Oh my God, Samantha

Look!

We're not that far.

I need a minute.

We have to keep moving.

Ash, please I have a fucking hole

in my fucking shoulder. Need a second.

It’s just a couple more miles.

And then we're free. Okay?

Come on, babe,

I can't do this without you.

Come on.

He's moving.

- We should help him. - Wait.

Wake up boy.

Eyes on me, boy.

You can scream.

¿Quién eres?

¿Qué carajos? ¿Quién eres?

Quien chingas eres cabrón!

Ayúdame!

Who the fuck are you yelling for?

Ayúdame

Who the fuck is coming for you?

Your mouth, open your mouth,

your mouth, su boca, su boca!

1

2

3

The fuck?!

Who the...

Stay with me. Stay with me, you can do this,

you’re going to be fine,

stay with me

Hey, stay with me.

Stay with me.

We’re safe, you’re safe now.

Look at me.

We're safe now.

Why the fuck are you doing this?

Holy shit.

BBD down, 1055, Zone...

Zone five.

Who are you, what are you doing here?

Who the fuck are you?

Why are you doing this?

Who the fuck are you!?

Stop speaking English.

Ô caipira de merda!

Morre!

It’s ok, breathe, just keep breathing.

Ai, meu deus

isso não vai ficar barato irmão,

não ficar barato não

Eles vão pagar

Just keep breathing alright?

Menos um, mas não precisa agradecer

eu que queria agradecer vocês

por terem me soltado lá antes.

Do you speak English? Ingles? Ingles?

Ah, inglês... ah...

my name is

You're good where you are.

Please stay seated.

We have to go! We have to go!

There is nowhere to run.

Trust me, we have a lot of things...

Don’t you turn your back on me.

You comfy?

I have got to say, this Young Buck

wine is really, really, really good.

Who are you?

Why are you here?

Who the fuck are you?!

Why are you here?

What the fuck is going on?

Again, why are you here?

Fuck!

Fuck.

This is my family's property.

Wait, you're Bill's granddaughter?

You don't like that much, do you?

This is my game. These are my rules.

You’ll answer only the questions I ask you.

Nothing more.

You got it?

Yes. Yes.

Fine. Okay. Okay.

You shouldn't even be here.

I've got so many things to keep in order

and now I have to deal with you.

Cookie?

You should really not

turn down a kind gesture.

You should just smile pretty

and say thank you.

You know, we got something special for you.

I think you're really going to enjoy this.

I didn't think it was gonna be ready in time.

It's going to be hilarious.

Do I have your attention?

Do I have your attention?

Yes! Yes, yes.

Excellent.

You’re Pop-pop and I had this special deal,

an agreement, rather,

No fucking way.

Yes, fucking way.

You're pop, pop and I,

had a very special arrangement

that went on for seven,

no, eight years.

My condolences, by the way.

He, like me, knew what he wanted.

He knew that in life,

you're either the hunter or the hunted.

This paradise

fucking mosquitos.

This paradise that he leased me.

And by the way, he's the greatest landlord ever.

I'm just here to make money,

and you might have just fucked all that up for me.

And you killed two of my customers,

which is not good for business,

but you know what is?

I'm looking right at it.

You're the lemonade, cupcake.

You're going to make a

few hunters very, very happy.

Isn’t that cool?

I'm not playing your fucking game.

Yeah, you are.

If you touch her.

I will fucking...

All right, all right.

Game on.

My wife tells me I should never drink alone.

I’m never alone with a Dirty Snake

Dirty Snake. Real beer for real Texans.

Get off me you big psycho fuck!

Get off, get off me

What is this thing?

That thing?

That thing right there?

That's so you don't fuck around

and try to run off the property.

If you do... BAMMO!

Nice, I like your spirit. Good games.

Oh, and to show you I'm not a total dick.

Good luck.

The sun falls from the sky,

we scurry to safety,

from the cold.

The clock chimes,

and summons...

What the fuck? They took all the shit.

They took the fucking Keurig.

This better be worth something.

Ayúdame! Ayúdame!

Por favor, por favor, llaves! Llaves!

Llaves! Llaves!

Ayúdame otra vez!

So are we ready to take a squiz at this pork roast?

Come on, let's take a gander.

Hindi ako makahinga!

Makahinga!

I am going to cut you into itty bitty pieces my friend.

I can’t wait to wrap my laughing gear around you.

I'm going to get you, you sick fuck!

Goldilocks at B5

Hello?

Hello?

Now it’s only through snapping

that the juices are released.

If you go ahead and use a knife,

you’re going to lose all the flavor,

you’re going to lose all the good stuff

Ivan, come on out. I could use your help.

Its crucial you pick a quality beer

This could make or break

the perfect michelada

I prefer to use a sour beer.

It has a certain kick to it

that a lager doesn't have.

It sounds weird, I know,

but trust me, it's heavenly.

Smells heavenly

My, my, my,

aren’t you a tender morsel?

Bitch!

I'm done running.

Come on out, mother fucker! Come on out!

Huwag.

Huwag pakiusap!

I'm not going to hurt you, you’re safe.

Tulong.

You’re safe. Where did you come from?

Tulong.

Ano tong,

Nasaan ako.

I don't know what you're saying,

Ana tong, nasaan ako.

English. English.

Have you seen this woman?

Oo oo.

No, English.

English.

Nagtatagalog kaba?

This is my girlfriend,

have you seen my girlfriend?

No, no. No, no, no.

Are you coming?

You sneaky bitch.

Please have water.

Up next is for all the big cajones hombres

out working in this crazy Texas heat.

Cuidado! Stay cool with me,

Your favorito frijole padrote,

here in the numero uno

radio station in Texas.

K-Boom, 98.1

Check, check.

All Right.

One, two, three!

All I want to do is pick and grin

All I want to do is...

What the fuck is wrong with you people!?

Bitch slap!

You mother, you...

hey, look, there’s Mars

Ivan we've talked about this.

I don’t care how you spend your free time,

but when I call you, you fucking come.

What is this shit?

Eat heat, alien scum.

So, how's your day going?

Is this the one giving you trouble yesterday?

Oh, not much of a talker, are we?

I bet you're a screamer, though

This one, this one's for Travis Walton.

You did terrible things to him, abduction...

Fuck

Let me make one thing crystal fucking clear.

This is my game.

You are all here to do with

as I please.

You know, I had you pegged for a silver.

But I think gold, it will hide the bruises.

What’s all that hooting and hollering?

You should be proud of yourself.

Nothing but net.

Some folks here don't like to

play with their kills first.

I do.

We're going to have some fun.

Hey, I know you.

You know the fun thing about this place is,

I can do whatever I want

To you.

He wasn't much fun, died too fast.

You're all the same, aren't you?

What's that, little girl?

Pencil-dicked assholes,

all trying to prove something.

I'll have you know, my cock

The fuck are you doing here?

You’re joking, right?

I just saved your ass is what I'm doing here.

Oh shit!

I’m going to chop your cock off,

and shove it in your fucking mouth!

Was that my phone in your pocket?

What's the hold up, Chuck?

Fast work costs more.

Come again?

I said,

seven bucks

barely covers the cost of the parts

to fix this damn thing.

I either need more time,

or more money, man.

Charlie, listen.

Bud’s a really tough, guy.

And if this isn’t fixed right away,

he's going to give you a new anus.

Well, Bud, can kiss my ass.

Ivan!

It’s time to water the plants.

Well...

Oh my god, you saved my life.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you saved my life.

How does .45 sound?

I like what you are watching.

What?

You like TV?

What's your favorite show?

What, what's so funny?

Watch it, Ivan!

I’m not paying you to flirt with the livestock.

No, no, no, no.

I don't need that.

I can be quiet.

Please!

Put a cork in it, Ivan.

Should have stuck to the plan, Chuckles.

Please, I can be quiet.

Please.

Damn retarded hippies.

You just had to come,

and fuck all this,

didn't you?

Hey!

Arrow to the face, I like it.

You set that rig up yourself,

or is that one from the package?

Saw one back in zone four.

Fast little thing.

Probably at the cliffs by now.

Boy, they sure can run.

All right, well, good luck.

Not like you're going to need it, though.

Fucking weirdo.

Ah, fuck.

Now get fucking naked, bitch.

This is completely unnecessary.

You are not even supposed to be here.

This place isn’t for you.

This is my family’s property.

Get on your knees.

Please.

Now!

Please!

I didn't know this was your property,

You fucking redneck piece of shit.

My booking ends tomorrow.

How much did you pay for this?

It's $50,000 for the first seven tags.

I’m sorry!

If anything happens to my girlfriend,

I will fucking castrate you

and pin your balls to a fucking tree!

Wake up.

It's time to get off the bench.

You're up!

We are experiencing technical difficulties.

Please stand by.

Italian sausage, coming right up!

Yeah, suck that cheese right off.

Don’t sauce yet.

Spread the sauce.

You like that?

Yeah that’s right.

Melt that cheese.

That’s right.

Don’t sauce yet!

You like that? You like your crust stuffed?

Yeah, that’s right.

You know, I always had you pegged as a silver.

What do you think?

Extra pepperoni.

Satan's Pizza!

Delivery fast as hell, or it's free!

Don't worry, sweet thing.

You'll get your turn.

Excluding national holidays, natural disasters,

martial law, or alien invasions.

Ivan.

I want that guy painted silver and dry

by the time I get back. Put a fan on him.

What is he doing?

Sweat. I've got sweat in my eyes.

I can't see shit.

How much further?

It's right up there.

Hey, if I help you find your friend...

If!?

When I help you find your girlfriend.

We're good, right?

How many people have you killed

on my grandfather's property?

Our grandfather's property?

I've never done this before, I swear.

How many?

Just one. Just one. I swear!

Bullshit.

Oh shit, move!

Help me!

Sorry.

Gentlemen.

This is supposed to be a solo hunt.

Apologies, but the system is in place

for a reason.

Check out is still at 10 a.m.

enjoy the rest of your hunt.

Ready?

Holy fuck.

Icy Weiners are back on the menu.

And guess who is invited?

You are!

What are you waiting for?

Eat it!

Get a beef wiener meal for just for $4.69.

What is this garbage?

Take the position.

I don’t think your master would approve.

You have a dirty mind, don’t you?

I do, too.

I'll tell you what.

I won't tell your master that,

you're watching fish porn at work.

If you leave this ball gag off.

Okay?

Yeah?

Okay?

Okay.

É assim que tu quer viver a tua vida?

Seu merda!

What?

I don't know what that means.

Okay, sweetheart, take it easy.

This key here, you need this.

Okay.

See you later!

Good luck.

These assholes,

have so much goddamn money.

And yet they wear these fucking leather gloves?

No shit

This, this is Mister Lonnie’s house.

A mile from Grandpa's?

Let's get the fuck out of these Nazi suits.

Fucking finally.

I know you're in here.

There's no use hiding.

Where the fuck is my girlfriend?!

What the shit?

God.

Fuck, fuck!

Get this the fuck off of her!

Get these the fuck off of her!

Now, bitch.

Now, Bitch!

I got you,

You need help?

Ivan!

Ivan, they are fucking here!

Get your ass out here.

Ja vai tarde, filho da puta.

Ivan

God damn it.

Where are you?

What the fu...

Gross.

Why wouldn’t he just use a meat grinder?

The fucking idiot.

Ash, Ash!

Quick we’ll get this fucker off me.

Here.

Let's go.

Nao, nao.

É pra cá, tem mais deles pra lá.

I don't know what you're saying.

Que tem mais deles pra lá.

É por aqui. É por aqui.

Come on we have to go.

Fuck.

Fucking Ivan,

how did they fucking do to you?

God damn it.

Mr. Jones?

Yeah, it's the Texas chapter.

We got a problem.

Pretty big fucking problem.

We have to keep going!

I can hear the road.

We’re safe.

I love you.

I love you too.

Oh, God, I can’t believe it.

What?

That's the only thing out here for miles.

Unbelievable.

You wanted to stop there, didn't you?

I guess so?

É isso que você queria? Vem!

Whoo!

Where you think you are going, little girl?

Oh fuck!

What the fuck do you do?

Excuse me?

No, no, no, no,

we have to go! We have to go now!

That bitch was my kill!

You took her from me.

Your game is over.

No refunds.

Here, here, here, here!

No, I think we got to go under.

Hold it up, hold it up.

Careful, careful, careful.

Come on, ok, come on.

No, come on.

Come on.

You bitches shouldn’t have fucked with my game.

Where the fuck do we hide?

Why are you running?

There's no place to go.

Come on, over here.

What the fuck are you doing?

I can't fucking run any more.

Go fucking hide.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Not going to hurt you.

Going to cut your fucking heads off.

You came into my woods.

You ruined my game.

Eight fucking years

and you destroyed it.

You want to hear something funny?

Your Granddad, your Pee-Paw

knew exactly what we do here.

In fact,

he was one of our best customers.

That's right.

Who do you think he was going

to sell that property to?

Not only was he a fan,

but he was a member, and he was twisted.

But when it came to money,

he never lost...

his head!

You bitch.

Hey, you want to hear something funny?

Can't say the same about you.

Smile pretty for us.

Oh, fuck off.

Does this mean we can stop running now?

I think so.

Ashley.

What?

This is fucked.

You've got to be kidding me.

What now?

They're closed.

No one's here.

And no one's going to be here.

Hey! You want to play a game with us?

Does anyone have a phone charger?

Oh, thank God.

As I was out

riding one morning for pleasure,

I spied a young cowboy a riding along.

His hat was throwed back

and his spurs were a jingling.

And as he was riding,

he was singing this song,

Whoopee ti yi yo,

git along little dogies

It's your misfortune

and none of my own

Whoopee ti yi yo

git along little dogies

You know that Wyoming

will be your new home

It’s early in the spring

that we round up the dogies

Mark 'em and brand 'em

and bob off their tails

We round up our horses,

load the chuckwagon,

then throw the dogies out

on to the trail.

Whoopee ti yi yo

git along little dogies

It's your misfortune.

And none of my own

Whoopee ti yi yo

git along little dogies

You know that Wyoming

will be your new home

THERE WILL BE AN AFTER CREDITS CLIP

Whoopee ti yi yo,

Git along little dogies

It’s your misfortune

and none of my own

Whoopee ti yi yo,

Git along little dogies

You know that Wyoming

will be your new home

We ride on the prairies

across the wide rivers.

And on through the flats where there’s never a town.

Our horses are weary

we’re tired and we’re hungry,

lay still little dogies, stop roaming around.

Whoopee ti yi yo,

Git along little dogies

It’s your misfortune

and none of my own.

Whoopee ti yi yo,

Git along little dogies

Know that Wyoming

will be your new home

Your mother was raised

way down in Texas

Where the jimson weed and sand-burrs grow.

We’ll fill you up on prickly pear and cholla,

Till you are ready for Idaho.

Whoopee ti yi yo,

git along little dogies

It’s your misfortune

and none of my own

Whoopee ti yi yo,

git along little dogies

You know that Wyoming

will be your new home.

Subtitles - JJ Weber

Yeah, there’s a bunch of weird people running around here.

Yeah, there you go.

Good girl. You’re a good girl.

I’m going to wait until you get bigger

and then I’m going to blow your fucking head off.

It’s going to be great!