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Boy, you sure can run.
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You certainly were a feisty one.
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Hate to cut this short,
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but I am fucking starving.
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Can you move your head?
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It's in my shot.
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They're out of cab
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so I had to get you a Merlot.
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But it's local.
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Though, I guess we didn't need a round
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because somebody opened the bottle
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we're supposed to drink tonight.
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I’m sorry babe, I spaced.
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Gross, put a cork in it.
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To Grandpa?
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To Grandpa.
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I didn’t know like half the people there.
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I just thought you guys had a big family.
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I can't wait to see the look on
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Bobbie Jo's face when she sees
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what's left for her at Grandpa's cabin
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after we're done with it.
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But she's your cousin.
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Yeah, she's also an obnoxious little bitch
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who always gets what she wants.
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And I never get what I want.
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Just once,
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I'm going to leave Bobbie Jo with scraps
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instead of the other way around.
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I just hope Grandpa's
tools are still there.
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I just hope whatever you guys want
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is going to fit in the car.
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Hey, Sam,
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pop the trunk.
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Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
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Come on, just open the trunk.
Pop the trunk!
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Literally cameras everywhere.
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Sam, just open the fucking trunk.
Come on!
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No!
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Babe, it was just a joke.
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Are you fucking kidding?
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Fuck. Loosen up a bit.
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You were right.
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You being serious. It's not funny.
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Live a little.
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It’s really not funny at all.
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It’s not that big of a big deal.
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It is. Seriously babe?
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Why? Why do you feel
the need to annoy me?
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It's just because you're so cute
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when you're angry
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Let’s kick the dust off those boots,
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turn the radio up
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and baile, baile, baile
to some sweet canciones
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here on K-Boom 98.1.
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I never intentionally
try to piss you off. Okay.
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I'm trying to get you have some fun.
Live a little.
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I just like making plans and
sticking to them.
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Like I thought we're on a budget
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and you just bought a case
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of wine without my input.
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We were supposed to be in
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Fredericksburg an hour ago,
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but because you wanted to stop,
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we stopped.
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I just though it would be fun. OK?
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It was fun, I’m just tired.
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Maybe when we get there,
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we can look up places
on the drive back
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and plan to stop somewhere.
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How's that sound?
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It sounds amazing.
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Jesus fucking Christ, Ted.
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Dude, what the fuck?
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It smells like death
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Ted, roll the window down or...
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gross.
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What about a dinosaur park
on the way back?
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What does that even mean?
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It's like a hiking trail with
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dinosaur statues?
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Could do a western museum?
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That looks fun.
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What?
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A safari thing, like where they feed
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the animals, I think.
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I don't think that's
where you feed anything.
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I think that's one of those places
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that let you shoot at lion
or hunt a giraffe.
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You what? How is that even legal?
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I don’t know. Money? Special permits.
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There’s no way that's real.
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Rich people love taking photos
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with dead things.
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This way they just don't
have to leave the country.
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Well, that's pretty fucking cruel.
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They bring animals to Texas
just to be killed
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by some rednecks with money?
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Huh?
No, you're thinking about it all wrong.
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How so? You think it’s okay
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to kill a giraffe for no reason?
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I get it, this is new to you.
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But they don't know what's coming.
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It's like they're happy and healthy
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until one day they just die.
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You could argue they
have a better life here
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than they do where they're from.
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You could also just not argue
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when did you wake up?
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How can I sleep with you two
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bitching about dumb shit.
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You’re both wrong, by the way,
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all of this touristy shit,
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it can either be stupid
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or it can be fun. All of it,
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its just your attitude that determines
if its worth it or not
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Of everyone in the car,
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you're giving advice? Now that's rich.
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What, I'm just saying, maybe both of you
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should stop being so uptight?
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And yeah, I farted
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and it was majestic.
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Open up,
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It’s all I want,
just work with me here.
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1138, right?
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Did you try 1138,
then hit the star button?
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Yes
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Are you sure you hit the star button?
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I can try again.
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(mumbling)
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Do you need help?
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Do you need some help?
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No, I figured it out.
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You meant pound instead of star.
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Ted! Don't.
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Dude, everyone's going to freak out
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when they see that.
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See what?
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Next up is “The Last Road To Hell”
by Mr. Al Yates
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Did Grandpa ever try to take you hunting
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like in the deer blind?
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Yeah, but I’d fall asleep,
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like, every time we’d go.
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He just gave up trying after a while.
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Yeah, I think it was like 12
when it hit him.
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Like I'd rather be inside with the A.C.
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than outside looking at deer all day.
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What's the point of a deer blind?
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Like, where is the sport in that?
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What do you mean?
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You're hiding with a loaded gun?
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While it's out there in the open.
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You’re just waiting for
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when it's not paying attention and boom
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Are you calling my grandpa a killer?
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Like a straight up deer murderer?
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You're twisting my words again.
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I never once
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said anything remotely close to that.
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It's just hunting in general.
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It's all just about timing.
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So?
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Should I answer it?
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I hate this skank.
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What's up, cuz?
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Oh not much.
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Headed back to Houston.
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No, we had to go straight back.
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Sam has to work in the morning.
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Oh really, how's traffic?
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Awful as always.
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Anyway, it was so good to see you
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at Grandpa's service.
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Thanks, Bobbie Jo, you too!
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Talk to you soon. Bye!
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Bye bitch.
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Bitch.
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Can we please hurry up?
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Every time I hear this pointless drama
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it just brings something out of me.
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It just makes me have to shit myself.
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Like, seriously,
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I'm going to shit my pants.
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Did Grandpa play the banjo?
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I didn't mean to snap over
the deer blind thing.
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We just need to...
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work on our communication.
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Maybe yeah.
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I just,
I feel like you hear what I'm saying,
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but you don't actually listen
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to what I'm saying.
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Like something doesn't click.
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It seems like you're always
on the defense.
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Like, no matter what I say
or how I say it,
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you just get angry.
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Hey, same combo as the gate, right?
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It's supposed to be.
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I love you, so I back off.
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But I just can't keep doing this anymore.
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We got a lot to work on.
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Too much to get in to now.
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Let's try to have some fun
and enjoy this place?
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There’s no key in the key box.
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Fuck. Do you think Bobbie Jo already...
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Maybe... check the door next time?
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No, no.
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Babe!
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Have you seen my charger?
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I think I left my charger in Kingsland
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At the B and B, or the restaurant?
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I don't know if I knew where I left it.
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Then I'd stop...
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What? It's funny.
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You look gorgeous.
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Stop posting shit.
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Boom, baby!
Power tools aplenty.
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Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Come on, now y’all down for the creek
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one last time after we load up?
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Yeah!
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Babe, why don't you come in?
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I just really don't want to.
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Come on, I mean it.
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You should enjoy this place
while you still can.
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I really don’t want to get in.
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Don’t you think we ought
to get out of here?
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We got everything you wanted
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from the cabin, right?
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Don’t worry so much.
You need to live a little.
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Maybe you're right, though.
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We would have more fun
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back in the cabin.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck was that?
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Hello?
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What was that?
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Ash,
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Ajuda
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Okay.
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Ei, ei, ei.
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Vem ca vem ca vem ca
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Me ajuda! Eu to com essa
merda presa na, me ajuda
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Me ajuda, me ajuda aqui!
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I don’t know what the fuck you are saying.
Pull!
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Eu estava correndo.
Eu nĂŁo sei de onde saiu essa merda
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Fuck! Fucking help!
247
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,674
Me ajuda, puxa puxa!
248
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,678
Pull pull pull pull! Pull!
249
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,353
Idiota!
250
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,689
We’ve got to get these off her.
We’ve got to get these...
251
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,566
I need your help.
252
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,692
I need you. Pull it.
253
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,068
Help!
254
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,155
Fucking help us Ted!
255
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,208
Ash. Where’s your phone?
256
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,085
Where's your phone?
257
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,545
Fuck, it’s at the creek, it’s at the creek.
258
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,005
We're going to help you.
259
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,340
What's your name?
260
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,842
Ai, nĂŁo. ai, nĂŁo
261
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,552
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
262
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,056
Corre! Corre! Ai nĂŁo, corre!
263
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,352
Corre!
264
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,458
What the fuck is going on?
265
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,043
I don’t know, I don't know.
266
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,587
What's happening?
267
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,258
We've got to get out of here.
268
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,970
Oh my God!
269
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,144
What the fuck just happened?
270
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,770
What the fuck are we going to do?
271
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,523
Babe, please. You need to calm down.
272
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,567
Don’t tell me to calm down.
My fucking cousin is dead,
273
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,360
don’t tell me to calm down!
274
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,112
It's not helping anything.
275
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,116
We need to get out of here, okay?
276
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,120
We're going to get out of here.
277
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,473
Fuck, I got two uncollared
leaving my territory.
278
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,642
Buddy, you got your ears on?
279
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,647
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now you hold the fuck on!
280
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,403
This is not how you treat
returning customers!
281
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,613
This is not what I paid for!
282
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,116
What are you going to do to fix it?
283
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,329
Better be.
284
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,045
Okay. Okay, so I pull it out.
Do I pull it hard?
285
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,670
Or should I leave it in, right?
286
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,339
Get this thing out of me.
287
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,423
Okay? Okay. Okay
288
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,425
On 3 on 3 on 3, ready?
289
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1...
290
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,469
2...
291
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,891
On 3, okay? I’m so sorry.
292
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1...
293
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,351
2...
294
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,352
3!
295
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,979
Oh my God.
296
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,856
I'm so sorry. Sit down! Sit down.
297
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,734
Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
298
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,569
I'm so sorry.
299
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,573
Let me see your foot.
300
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,287
What the fuck is going on?
301
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:51,124
I'm so sorry.
302
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,752
You’re okay.
303
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,174
All right, okay.
304
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,592
I'm so sorry.
305
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,302
I'm so sorry.
306
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,554
OK
307
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,105
I know. I know.
308
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,998
What the fuck?
309
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,584
We never used to come
out this far, growing up.
310
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,171
Grandpa always seemed to used to...
311
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,635
Oh my God, Samantha
312
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,668
Look!
313
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,211
We're not that far.
314
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,212
I need a minute.
315
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,257
We have to keep moving.
316
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,008
Ash, please I have a fucking hole
317
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,136
in my fucking shoulder.
Need a second.
318
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,929
It’s just a couple more miles.
319
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,472
And then we're free. Okay?
320
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:54,266
Come on, babe,
321
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,016
I can't do this without you.
322
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,019
Come on.
323
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,409
He's moving.
324
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,787
- We should help him.
- Wait.
325
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,258
Wake up boy.
326
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,017
Eyes on me, boy.
327
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,689
You can scream.
328
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,525
¿Quién eres?
329
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,984
¿Qué carajos? ¿Quién eres?
330
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:31,696
Quien chingas eres cabrĂłn!
331
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,578
AyĂşdame!
332
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,622
Who the fuck are you yelling for?
333
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,957
AyĂşdame
334
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,085
Who the fuck is coming for you?
335
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,797
Your mouth, open your mouth,
336
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:54,135
your mouth, su boca, su boca!
337
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,641
1
338
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,185
2
339
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,062
3
340
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,190
The fuck?!
341
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,858
Who the...
342
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,279
Stay with me.
Stay with me, you can do this,
343
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,738
you’re going to be fine,
344
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,449
stay with me
345
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,083
Hey, stay with me.
346
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,251
Stay with me.
347
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,379
We’re safe, you’re safe now.
348
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,423
Look at me.
349
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,676
We're safe now.
350
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,556
Why the fuck are you doing this?
351
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,349
Holy shit.
352
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,812
BBD down, 1055, Zone...
353
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,896
Zone five.
354
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,940
Who are you, what are you doing here?
355
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,275
Who the fuck are you?
356
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,735
Why are you doing this?
357
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,279
Who the fuck are you!?
358
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,864
Stop speaking English.
359
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,449
Ă” caipira de merda!
360
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,451
Morre!
361
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,972
It’s ok, breathe, just keep breathing.
362
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,023
Ai, meu deus
363
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,733
isso nĂŁo vai ficar barato irmĂŁo,
364
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,360
nĂŁo ficar barato nĂŁo
365
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,655
Eles vĂŁo pagar
366
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,337
Just keep breathing alright?
367
00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,469
Menos um,
mas nĂŁo precisa agradecer
368
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,222
eu que queria agradecer vocĂŞs
369
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,683
por terem me soltado lá antes.
370
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,186
Do you speak English? Ingles? Ingles?
371
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,772
Ah, inglĂŞs... ah...
372
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,901
my name is
373
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,450
You're good where you are.
374
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,286
Please stay seated.
375
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,248
We have to go! We have to go!
376
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,874
There is nowhere to run.
377
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,752
Trust me, we have a lot of things...
378
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,672
Don’t you turn your back on me.
379
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,625
You comfy?
380
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:15,711
I have got to say, this Young Buck
381
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,088
wine is really, really, really good.
382
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,216
Who are you?
383
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,843
Why are you here?
384
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:25,263
Who the fuck are you?!
385
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,977
Why are you here?
386
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,855
What the fuck is going on?
387
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:37,108
Again, why are you here?
388
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,324
Fuck!
389
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:45,949
Fuck.
390
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,411
This is my family's property.
391
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,748
Wait, you're Bill's granddaughter?
392
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,960
You don't like that much, do you?
393
00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:00,172
This is my game. These are my rules.
394
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:04,260
You’ll answer only the questions
I ask you.
395
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:05,719
Nothing more.
396
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,889
You got it?
397
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:09,640
Yes. Yes.
398
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,725
Fine. Okay. Okay.
399
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:14,728
You shouldn't even be here.
400
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,564
I've got so many things to keep in order
401
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,317
and now I have to deal with you.
402
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,612
Cookie?
403
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,824
You should really not
404
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,951
turn down a kind gesture.
405
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,494
You should just smile pretty
406
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,205
and say thank you.
407
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,874
You know, we got something
special for you.
408
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,628
I think you're really going to enjoy this.
409
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,548
I didn't think it was
gonna be ready in time.
410
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,759
It's going to be hilarious.
411
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,899
Do I have your attention?
412
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,070
Do I have your attention?
413
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:07,198
Yes! Yes, yes.
414
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,450
Excellent.
415
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,834
You’re Pop-pop and I had this special deal,
416
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,503
an agreement, rather,
417
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:22,504
No fucking way.
418
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,214
Yes, fucking way.
419
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,757
You're pop, pop and I,
420
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,676
had a very special arrangement
421
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,428
that went on for seven,
422
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,305
no, eight years.
423
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,058
My condolences, by the way.
424
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,394
He, like me, knew what he wanted.
425
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,021
He knew that in life,
426
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,648
you're either the hunter or the hunted.
427
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,276
This paradise
428
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,863
fucking mosquitos.
429
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,410
This paradise that he leased me.
430
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,746
And by the way,
he's the greatest landlord ever.
431
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,164
I'm just here to make money,
432
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,416
and you might have just
fucked all that up for me.
433
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,668
And you killed two of my customers,
434
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,503
which is not good for business,
435
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,796
but you know what is?
436
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,590
I'm looking right at it.
437
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,718
You're the lemonade, cupcake.
438
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,510
You're going to make a
439
00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:13,513
few hunters very, very happy.
440
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:15,223
Isn’t that cool?
441
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,434
I'm not playing your fucking game.
442
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,271
Yeah, you are.
443
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,362
If you touch her.
444
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,280
I will fucking...
445
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,989
All right, all right.
446
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,534
Game on.
447
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,172
My wife tells me I should
never drink alone.
448
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,051
I’m never alone with a Dirty Snake
449
00:32:55,723 --> 00:33:00,311
Dirty Snake. Real beer for real Texans.
450
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:04,064
Get off me you big psycho fuck!
451
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,526
Get off, get off me
452
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:11,780
What is this thing?
453
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,073
That thing?
454
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,658
That thing right there?
455
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,284
That's so you don't fuck around
456
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,286
and try to run off the property.
457
00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,665
If you do... BAMMO!
458
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:24,334
Nice, I like your spirit.
Good games.
459
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:27,630
Oh, and to show you
I'm not a total dick.
460
00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:31,634
Good luck.
461
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:38,306
The sun falls from the sky,
462
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:41,351
we scurry to safety,
463
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,313
from the cold.
464
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,607
The clock chimes,
465
00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:50,111
and summons...
466
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:14,052
What the fuck? They took all the shit.
467
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,265
They took the fucking Keurig.
468
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,980
This better be worth something.
469
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:28,523
AyĂşdame! AyĂşdame!
470
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:30,484
Por favor, por favor, llaves! Llaves!
471
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:31,818
Llaves! Llaves!
472
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:33,571
AyĂşdame otra vez!
473
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,148
So are we ready to take
a squiz at this pork roast?
474
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,151
Come on, let's take a gander.
475
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,292
Hindi ako makahinga!
476
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:13,087
Makahinga!
477
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:29,520
I am going to cut you into
itty bitty pieces my friend.
478
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:54,420
I can’t wait to wrap
my laughing gear around you.
479
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,922
I'm going to get you, you sick fuck!
480
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,635
Goldilocks at B5
481
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,305
Hello?
482
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,266
Hello?
483
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,692
Now it’s only through snapping
484
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,694
that the juices are released.
485
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,321
If you go ahead and use a knife,
486
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,490
you’re going to lose all the flavor,
487
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,532
you’re going to lose all the good stuff
488
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,784
Ivan, come on out.
I could use your help.
489
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,118
Its crucial you pick a quality beer
490
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,495
This could make or break
491
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,455
the perfect michelada
492
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,374
I prefer to use a sour beer.
493
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,458
It has a certain kick to it
494
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,043
that a lager doesn't have.
495
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,711
It sounds weird, I know,
496
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,340
but trust me, it's heavenly.
497
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,723
Smells heavenly
498
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,747
My, my, my,
499
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,042
aren’t you a tender morsel?
500
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,423
Bitch!
501
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:48,963
I'm done running.
502
00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:51,342
Come on out, mother fucker!
Come on out!
503
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,719
Huwag.
504
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:55,679
Huwag pakiusap!
505
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,305
I'm not going to hurt you, you’re safe.
506
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,932
Tulong.
507
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,433
You’re safe. Where did you come from?
508
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,436
Tulong.
509
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,897
Ano tong,
510
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,650
Nasaan ako.
511
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,777
I don't know what you're saying,
512
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,197
Ana tong, nasaan ako.
513
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,283
English. English.
514
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:21,121
Have you seen this woman?
515
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,165
Oo oo.
516
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,375
No, English.
517
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,501
English.
518
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:27,919
Nagtatagalog kaba?
519
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,920
This is my girlfriend,
520
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,590
have you seen my girlfriend?
521
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:34,551
No, no. No, no, no.
522
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,096
Are you coming?
523
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,452
You sneaky bitch.
524
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,178
Please have water.
525
00:44:00,179 --> 00:44:02,513
Up next is for all the big cajones hombres
526
00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:04,724
out working in this crazy Texas heat.
527
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,643
Cuidado! Stay cool with me,
528
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,686
Your favorito frijole padrote,
529
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:10,396
here in the numero uno
530
00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:11,981
radio station in Texas.
531
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,441
K-Boom, 98.1
532
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,692
Check, check.
533
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,277
All Right.
534
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:17,862
One, two, three!
535
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,781
All I want to do is pick and grin
536
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,408
All I want to do is...
537
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:46,100
What the fuck is wrong with you people!?
538
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,027
Bitch slap!
539
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,831
You mother, you...
540
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,958
hey, look, there’s Mars
541
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,095
Ivan we've talked about this.
542
00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:26,389
I don’t care how you spend your free time,
543
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:29,393
but when I call you, you fucking come.
544
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,817
What is this shit?
545
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:41,238
Eat heat, alien scum.
546
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,953
So, how's your day going?
547
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,500
Is this the one giving
you trouble yesterday?
548
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,921
Oh, not much of a talker, are we?
549
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,884
I bet you're a screamer, though
550
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,471
This one, this one's for Travis Walton.
551
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,766
You did terrible things to him,
abduction...
552
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,225
Fuck
553
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:18,107
Let me make one thing
crystal fucking clear.
554
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,151
This is my game.
555
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,695
You are all here to do with
556
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:24,990
as I please.
557
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,747
You know, I had you pegged for a silver.
558
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,876
But I think gold, it will hide the bruises.
559
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,063
What’s all that hooting and hollering?
560
00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:59,316
You should be proud of yourself.
561
00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:04,279
Nothing but net.
562
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,365
Some folks here don't like to
563
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,325
play with their kills first.
564
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:11,744
I do.
565
00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:14,540
We're going to have some fun.
566
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:30,657
Hey, I know you.
567
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:33,618
You know the fun thing about this place is,
568
00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:35,954
I can do whatever I want
569
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,457
To you.
570
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:46,047
He wasn't much fun, died too fast.
571
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,757
You're all the same, aren't you?
572
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,050
What's that, little girl?
573
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,259
Pencil-dicked assholes,
574
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,219
all trying to prove something.
575
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,723
I'll have you know, my cock
576
00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:59,894
The fuck are you doing here?
577
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,062
You’re joking, right?
578
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,649
I just saved your ass
is what I'm doing here.
579
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,743
Oh shit!
580
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,286
I’m going to chop your cock off,
581
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:19,039
and shove it in your fucking mouth!
582
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:32,469
Was that my phone in your pocket?
583
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,806
What's the hold up, Chuck?
584
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,016
Fast work costs more.
585
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,186
Come again?
586
00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,189
I said,
587
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:46,524
seven bucks
588
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,442
barely covers the cost of the parts
589
00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,987
to fix this damn thing.
590
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,613
I either need more time,
591
00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,532
or more money, man.
592
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,076
Charlie, listen.
593
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:59,662
Bud’s a really tough, guy.
594
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,665
And if this isn’t fixed right away,
595
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,711
he's going to give you a new anus.
596
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:10,424
Well, Bud, can kiss my ass.
597
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,759
Ivan!
598
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:17,180
It’s time to water the plants.
599
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,345
Well...
600
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:06,480
Oh my god, you saved my life.
601
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,816
Thank you.
602
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,027
Oh my god.
603
00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:17,949
Oh my god, you saved my life.
604
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:21,078
How does .45 sound?
605
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,788
I like what you are watching.
606
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,039
What?
607
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,291
You like TV?
608
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:30,712
What's your favorite show?
609
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:36,927
What, what's so funny?
610
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,267
Watch it, Ivan!
611
00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:48,105
I’m not paying you to flirt
with the livestock.
612
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,817
No, no, no, no.
613
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,652
I don't need that.
614
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,778
I can be quiet.
615
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:56,737
Please!
616
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,782
Put a cork in it, Ivan.
617
00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:03,870
Should have stuck to the plan, Chuckles.
618
00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:05,955
Please, I can be quiet.
619
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,707
Please.
620
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,974
Damn retarded hippies.
621
00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:01,677
You just had to come,
622
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:04,556
and fuck all this,
623
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,643
didn't you?
624
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,994
Hey!
625
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,956
Arrow to the face, I like it.
626
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,416
You set that rig up yourself,
627
00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:34,752
or is that one from the package?
628
00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:37,129
Saw one back in zone four.
629
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,380
Fast little thing.
630
00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:40,007
Probably at the cliffs by now.
631
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:43,011
Boy, they sure can run.
632
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:44,970
All right, well, good luck.
633
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,974
Not like you're going
to need it, though.
634
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,850
Fucking weirdo.
635
00:53:49,851 --> 00:53:51,895
Ah, fuck.
636
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:55,065
Now get fucking naked, bitch.
637
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:08,119
This is completely unnecessary.
638
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,249
You are not even supposed to be here.
639
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,961
This place isn’t for you.
640
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,339
This is my family’s property.
641
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,425
Get on your knees.
642
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,801
Please.
643
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,221
Now!
644
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:27,639
Please!
645
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,141
I didn't know this was your property,
646
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:33,227
You fucking redneck piece of shit.
647
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,355
My booking ends tomorrow.
648
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,231
How much did you pay for this?
649
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:40,610
It's $50,000 for the first seven tags.
650
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:46,323
I’m sorry!
651
00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,242
If anything happens to my girlfriend,
652
00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:49,994
I will fucking castrate you
653
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,455
and pin your balls to a fucking tree!
654
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,798
Wake up.
655
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:04,425
It's time to get off the bench.
656
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,428
You're up!
657
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,222
We are experiencing technical difficulties.
658
00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,600
Please stand by.
659
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:17,604
Italian sausage, coming right up!
660
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:20,525
Yeah, suck that cheese right off.
661
00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:23,236
Don’t sauce yet.
662
00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:25,530
Spread the sauce.
663
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:27,949
You like that?
664
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,950
Yeah that’s right.
665
00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:31,828
Melt that cheese.
666
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,831
That’s right.
667
00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:38,001
Don’t sauce yet!
668
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:41,296
You like that? You like your crust stuffed?
669
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,340
Yeah, that’s right.
670
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:47,594
You know, I always had you
pegged as a silver.
671
00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,640
What do you think?
672
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:55,518
Extra pepperoni.
673
00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,478
Satan's Pizza!
674
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,564
Delivery fast as hell, or it's free!
675
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,442
Don't worry, sweet thing.
676
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:06,446
You'll get your turn.
677
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:09,573
Excluding national holidays,
natural disasters,
678
00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:12,577
martial law, or alien invasions.
679
00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:58,748
Ivan.
680
00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:01,875
I want that guy painted silver and dry
681
00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:05,839
by the time I get back.
Put a fan on him.
682
00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:32,407
What is he doing?
683
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,533
Sweat. I've got sweat in my eyes.
684
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:35,784
I can't see shit.
685
00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:36,911
How much further?
686
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:39,163
It's right up there.
687
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,124
Hey, if I help you find your friend...
688
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:42,375
If!?
689
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,626
When I help you find your girlfriend.
690
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:45,836
We're good, right?
691
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,087
How many people have you killed
692
00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:48,797
on my grandfather's property?
693
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:50,299
Our grandfather's property?
694
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,217
I've never done this before, I swear.
695
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,052
How many?
696
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:55,513
Just one. Just one. I swear!
697
00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:57,599
Bullshit.
698
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,187
Oh shit, move!
699
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:08,610
Help me!
700
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:30,923
Sorry.
701
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:33,885
Gentlemen.
702
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,347
This is supposed to be a solo hunt.
703
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,141
Apologies, but the system is in place
704
00:58:41,142 --> 00:58:43,895
for a reason.
705
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,943
Check out is still at 10 a.m.
706
00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,947
enjoy the rest of your hunt.
707
00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:58,368
Ready?
708
00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,969
Holy fuck.
709
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,638
Icy Weiners are back on the menu.
710
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:21,139
And guess who is invited?
711
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,100
You are!
712
00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:23,684
What are you waiting for?
713
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,643
Eat it!
714
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,480
Get a beef wiener meal
for just for $4.69.
715
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,881
What is this garbage?
716
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:55,717
Take the position.
717
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:01,472
I don’t think your master would approve.
718
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:04,767
You have a dirty mind, don’t you?
719
01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:07,853
I do, too.
720
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,855
I'll tell you what.
721
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,648
I won't tell your master that,
722
01:00:11,649 --> 01:00:14,192
you're watching fish porn at work.
723
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:17,196
If you leave this ball gag off.
724
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,574
Okay?
725
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:22,618
Yeah?
726
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,287
Okay?
727
01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:27,665
Okay.
728
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,004
É assim que tu quer viver a tua vida?
729
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,174
Seu merda!
730
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:38,467
What?
731
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:40,260
I don't know what that means.
732
01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:43,055
Okay, sweetheart, take it easy.
733
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:46,059
This key here, you need this.
734
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:49,187
Okay.
735
01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:53,524
See you later!
736
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,655
Good luck.
737
01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:00,822
These assholes,
738
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,199
have so much goddamn money.
739
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,119
And yet they wear these
fucking leather gloves?
740
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,372
No shit
741
01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:13,795
This, this is Mister Lonnie’s house.
742
01:01:14,295 --> 01:01:17,298
A mile from Grandpa's?
743
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:06,012
Let's get the fuck out of these Nazi suits.
744
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:07,557
Fucking finally.
745
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:58,251
I know you're in here.
746
01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:02,922
There's no use hiding.
747
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,644
Where the fuck is my girlfriend?!
748
01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:16,203
What the shit?
749
01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:20,749
God.
750
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,711
Fuck, fuck!
751
01:05:29,383 --> 01:05:32,345
Get this the fuck off of her!
752
01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:36,724
Get these the fuck off of her!
753
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,310
Now, bitch.
754
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:44,690
Now, Bitch!
755
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:57,536
I got you,
756
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:02,333
You need help?
757
01:06:07,421 --> 01:06:09,214
Ivan!
758
01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,508
Ivan, they are fucking here!
759
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,552
Get your ass out here.
760
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,195
Ja vai tarde, filho da puta.
761
01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:41,413
Ivan
762
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,374
God damn it.
763
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,959
Where are you?
764
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,129
What the fu...
765
01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:53,801
Gross.
766
01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:58,096
Why wouldn’t he just use a meat grinder?
767
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:01,100
The fucking idiot.
768
01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:03,436
Ash, Ash!
769
01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:05,771
Quick we’ll get this fucker off me.
770
01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,318
Here.
771
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:15,322
Let's go.
772
01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:27,834
Nao, nao.
773
01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,170
É pra cá, tem mais deles pra lá.
774
01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:31,212
I don't know what you're saying.
775
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,547
Que tem mais deles pra lá.
776
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,382
É por aqui. É por aqui.
777
01:07:34,383 --> 01:07:36,802
Come on we have to go.
778
01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:45,853
Fuck.
779
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:48,813
Fucking Ivan,
780
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:51,817
how did they fucking do to you?
781
01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:59,533
God damn it.
782
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:02,118
Mr. Jones?
783
01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:04,746
Yeah, it's the Texas chapter.
784
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,248
We got a problem.
785
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,252
Pretty big fucking problem.
786
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,926
We have to keep going!
787
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,725
I can hear the road.
788
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:26,811
We’re safe.
789
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:27,894
I love you.
790
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:30,648
I love you too.
791
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:32,608
Oh, God, I can’t believe it.
792
01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:33,943
What?
793
01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:37,404
That's the only thing out here for miles.
794
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,408
Unbelievable.
795
01:08:42,409 --> 01:08:44,411
You wanted to stop there, didn't you?
796
01:08:44,537 --> 01:08:46,163
I guess so?
797
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,356
É isso que você queria? Vem!
798
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,236
Whoo!
799
01:09:49,393 --> 01:09:52,229
Where you think you are going,
little girl?
800
01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,356
Oh fuck!
801
01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:05,491
What the fuck do you do?
802
01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,328
Excuse me?
803
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:13,917
No, no, no, no,
804
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,128
we have to go! We have to go now!
805
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:17,754
That bitch was my kill!
806
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:20,341
You took her from me.
807
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:24,677
Your game is over.
808
01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:26,722
No refunds.
809
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,514
Here, here, here, here!
810
01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:10,223
No, I think we got to go under.
811
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:12,142
Hold it up, hold it up.
812
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,687
Careful, careful, careful.
813
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:18,983
Come on, ok, come on.
814
01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,365
No, come on.
815
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,701
Come on.
816
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:46,510
You bitches shouldn’t have
fucked with my game.
817
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:01,984
Where the fuck do we hide?
818
01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:04,527
Why are you running?
819
01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:06,739
There's no place to go.
820
01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:09,033
Come on, over here.
821
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,287
What the fuck are you doing?
822
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,288
I can't fucking run any more.
823
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,833
Go fucking hide.
824
01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:27,676
I'm not going to hurt you.
825
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:35,351
Not going to hurt you.
826
01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:39,396
Going to cut your fucking heads off.
827
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,319
You came into my woods.
828
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,573
You ruined my game.
829
01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:53,201
Eight fucking years
830
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,205
and you destroyed it.
831
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:02,252
You want to hear something funny?
832
01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:07,299
Your Granddad, your Pee-Paw
833
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:11,136
knew exactly what we do here.
834
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:14,556
In fact,
835
01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:19,144
he was one of our best customers.
836
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,898
That's right.
837
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,358
Who do you think he was going
838
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:27,652
to sell that property to?
839
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,779
Not only was he a fan,
840
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:35,577
but he was a member,
and he was twisted.
841
01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:38,329
But when it came to money,
842
01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:40,541
he never lost...
843
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:43,502
his head!
844
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,967
You bitch.
845
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:53,302
Hey, you want to hear
something funny?
846
01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:55,471
Can't say the same about you.
847
01:13:55,472 --> 01:13:58,267
Smile pretty for us.
848
01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:00,602
Oh, fuck off.
849
01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:12,196
Does this mean we can
stop running now?
850
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,116
I think so.
851
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,870
Ashley.
852
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,412
What?
853
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:22,416
This is fucked.
854
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,731
You've got to be kidding me.
855
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:30,359
What now?
856
01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:33,736
They're closed.
857
01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:35,655
No one's here.
858
01:15:35,656 --> 01:15:38,242
And no one's going to be here.
859
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,106
Hey! You want to play a game with us?
860
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:27,124
Does anyone have a phone charger?
861
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,961
Oh, thank God.
862
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,437
As I was out
863
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:52,857
riding one morning for pleasure,
864
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:57,278
I spied a young cowboy a riding along.
865
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,739
His hat was throwed back
866
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,533
and his spurs were a jingling.
867
01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:04,869
And as he was riding,
868
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:07,788
he was singing this song,
869
01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,915
Whoopee ti yi yo,
870
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:13,294
git along little dogies
871
01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:15,546
It's your misfortune
872
01:17:15,547 --> 01:17:17,424
and none of my own
873
01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:19,925
Whoopee ti yi yo
874
01:17:19,926 --> 01:17:22,846
git along little dogies
875
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,348
You know that Wyoming
876
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:28,101
will be your new home
877
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,311
It’s early in the spring
878
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:33,230
that we round up the dogies
879
01:17:33,231 --> 01:17:35,316
Mark 'em and brand 'em
880
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,735
and bob off their tails
881
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,363
We round up our horses,
882
01:17:40,364 --> 01:17:42,907
load the chuckwagon,
883
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,576
then throw the dogies out
884
01:17:45,577 --> 01:17:47,745
on to the trail.
885
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,914
Whoopee ti yi yo
886
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:52,917
git along little dogies
887
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:55,503
It's your misfortune.
888
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,546
And none of my own
889
01:17:57,547 --> 01:18:00,007
Whoopee ti yi yo
890
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:03,135
git along little dogies
891
01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,137
You know that Wyoming
892
01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:08,475
will be your new home
893
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:15,607
THERE WILL BE AN AFTER CREDITS CLIP
894
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:19,902
Whoopee ti yi yo,
895
01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:22,655
Git along little dogies
896
01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:25,324
It’s your misfortune
897
01:18:25,325 --> 01:18:27,576
and none of my own
898
01:18:27,577 --> 01:18:30,162
Whoopee ti yi yo,
899
01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:32,623
Git along little dogies
900
01:18:32,624 --> 01:18:34,750
You know that Wyoming
901
01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:37,211
will be your new home
902
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,839
We ride on the prairies
903
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,383
across the wide rivers.
904
01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:47,304
And on through the flats
where there’s never a town.
905
01:18:47,305 --> 01:18:49,306
Our horses are weary
906
01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:52,309
we’re tired and we’re hungry,
907
01:18:52,310 --> 01:18:56,814
lay still little dogies,
stop roaming around.
908
01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:59,525
Whoopee ti yi yo,
909
01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:02,862
Git along little dogies
910
01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,072
It’s your misfortune
911
01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,074
and none of my own.
912
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:09,702
Whoopee ti yi yo,
913
01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:12,705
Git along little dogies
914
01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:15,207
Know that Wyoming
915
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,710
will be your new home
916
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:20,671
Your mother was raised
917
01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,590
way down in Texas
918
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:27,678
Where the jimson weed
and sand-burrs grow.
919
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:32,767
We’ll fill you up
on prickly pear and cholla,
920
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:37,063
Till you are ready for Idaho.
921
01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:39,857
Whoopee ti yi yo,
922
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:42,568
git along little dogies
923
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:45,529
It’s your misfortune
924
01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:48,032
and none of my own
925
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,326
Whoopee ti yi yo,
926
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:53,204
git along little dogies
927
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:55,790
You know that Wyoming
928
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,667
will be your new home.
929
01:19:58,210 --> 01:19:59,252
Subtitles - JJ Weber
930
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:03,923
Yeah, there’s a bunch of weird people
running around here.
931
01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:05,966
Yeah, there you go.
932
01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:08,677
Good girl. You’re a good girl.
933
01:20:08,678 --> 01:20:10,846
I’m going to wait until you get bigger
934
01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:12,891
and then I’m going to blow
your fucking head off.
935
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,810
It’s going to be great!
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