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Oh my god, did you totally see what Ashley was wearing on her Instagram post?

I know, who told her to wear that?

What that douchey was with?

So cute!

I know, he was so cute.

They did look really good together, but still,

I really looked way better next to him and her.

No, I totally agree.

Yeah, her outfit was so... just...

I would look better.

I'm working right now.

I'm not entirely sure what time I'm out at, but I'm babysitting...

yeah, I'm up in Calabasas.

The house is super nice.

Oh my god, you should totally see the dad.

He's so hot.

Oh my god, I'm totally not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna be naked, I'm not some slut.

And besides, I don't even think he exactly knows.

Who cares about his wife?

She's like a bitch.

Yeah, I would totally screw him.

Oh my god, wouldn't that be so hot?

He'd be like, banging the trans babysitter.

Yeah, totally.

Oh crap, I gotta go.

It's their mom.

Hey Chloe.

Hi Mr. Larkin, where's your white hat?

I left her at the country club.

She's drunk again.

Embarrassing me.

Chloe, do yourself a favor.

Don't let me get married.

That sucks, Mr. Larkin.

Do you want me to stay long with the kids?

You know what, Chloe, that would be great if

you could stick around for a little while.

I think I need to decompress something.

I can't deal with any screaming kids.

You got anything you have to do, right?

No, I'm fine.

I thought you guys were gonna be gone a lot longer.

Did you at least have time to play a couple rounds at all?

You know, I was able to get a round in, and I go back up to the bar.

And she's drunk.

And she's making out with my accountant, Mel Schwartz.

I'm sorry.

I'm used to her bullshit.

What about you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Is there anybody you're seeing?

Well there's this guy I'm seeing.

It's nothing serious.

He's in a van and he can't get his shit together.

So I told him he's not going to college.

I want nothing to do with him.

Smart move.

Total waste of time.

Did you have really cute feet?

Did you paint them yourself or did you get them dark?

Thank you, Mr. Larkin.

I did paint them myself.

I did my nails too.

Wow, very pretty.

Do you mind if I take your shoes off?

Is your wife going to be home any time soon?

Trust me, she's not coming home any time soon.

She'll be gone for hours.

I'll be there.

You're a very pretty feet, Chloe.

You know, Chloe, before I got into civil engineering,

I was considering becoming a foot doctor.

Because I think feet are so important.

Because you stand on them all day.

So you think I have pretty feet?

Do you want to, like, get them?

That's right, Mr. Larkin.

You can forget all about your way.

Because you have the baby somewhere to take care of you.

I'm happy you're going to stick around, Chloe.

Me too.

Do you like those up here?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes, I think you see.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you suck.

I should put a dick in my wife, Chloe.

That's good.

Good girl.

Oh, yes, good girl.

Can you see?

Good girl, yes.

Oh, yes, beautiful.

Good girl.

Oh.

Is this bigger than your boyfriend's dick?

Much better.

Good job, Chloe.

Yes.

You're so good.

Nice.

Yes, good girl.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

I'm going to find another book.

Mm-hmm.

Good girl.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Take this off, sweetie boy.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Good girl, Chloe.

Nice.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is...

You're so sexy, Chloe.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Ah.

Ah, wow, you can suck dick.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

Mm, so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What is this?

Are you okay with that missile again?

As long as it's not bigger than mine.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

What if never lets me hear it?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Damn.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahhhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Huuum, fuck.

Ahhh...

Ahhh...

Ahhhh...

Ahhh... Oh happening... Fuck!

Oh my god!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck!

Umm... oh fuck.

Umm... oh fuck.

Fuck me.… Umm... oh fuck.

Umm... oh... oh fuck.

Uh-uh... Uh-uh...

Uh-uh... Uh-uh... Uh-uh... Uh... Uh... Mmm, mm, Mmm...

Uh... Good... Ugh, uh!

Let's see how it works.

Oh, it's very successful.

Oh, it's very successful.

Ah...

Here...

Ah... Oh, my God...

Ah...

Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Look... Ah...

Oh,My God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck!

You little girl, I don't do it.

Don't want

you to put your dick back in me.

You little girl.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Open that up.

Yes, open that up.

Open it up.

Open it up.

Yes.

Good God.

Yes.

Pretty God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

Oh,

no...

Oh my God...!

Oh, it's so sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, don't!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's like you guys are back, and you have to relax.

I'm going to do this one.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Want me to come?

Here you go.

Let me see this.

Oh, fuck it.

Mmm.

Oh,

this is the second one.

And you're a fucking witch.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm.