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I'm with the sitter right now.

She seems very professional, honey.

Babe, I swear.

She's just fine.

I was talking to her this past few minutes.

She seems great.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, of course.

She's met the twins already.

She's set up a movie in the back and they're just watching her right now.

Babe, look.

I'm trying to hurry up here so I can get down to you quicker.

Just let me wrap things up here.

Alright, you're fine.

Would you like to talk to her?

Alright.

I don't know if I'd like to talk to you.

Uh, hello?

Hi, nice to meet you.

Uh, yeah, he told me where their snacks are.

That's right.

I know.

No sugar.

I promise you have nothing to worry about.

I've worked with kids for years.

Alright?

The kids will be alright.

You guys have fun at the event tonight.

See?

Everything's under control.

Alright.

I'll be down there soon.

Okay.

Love you.

Alright.

Sorry about that.

This is our first time leaving the kids alone with someone other than her mom.

So, she's a little worried.

I promise you have nothing to worry about.

The kids will be completely fine.

Alright?

You guys just have fun tonight.

Thanks.

I believe in you.

Uh, we shouldn't be able to.

So, have fun.

Yeah.

Where's your wife at?

I don't know.

She's only fucking a waiter or something.

Oh no.

Did you guys have a bad night?

No.

Well, yeah.

We just had one of our normal fucking nights.

You know?

She just ends up getting hammered.

Gets super slutty.

She grabbed our waiter by the balls.

Starts flashing her tits everywhere.

And then I catch her in the bathroom making out with that waiter.

And when I caught them, she saw me and told me to fuck off.

So, I came home.

Geez.

I'm sorry to hear that.

That's all I've got.

Do you want a blowjob, maybe?

What?

I mean, come on.

Sounds like you could use one.

I mean, your wife sounds terrible.

If I had a babysitter who was offering me a blowjob, I'd take it.

Well, when you put it like that, it makes a lot of sense.

And, I mean, if you're offering, let's do it.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you're pretty good at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

If we take this off here.

Doesn't know what you're doing.

That's why I hope that dad's hire me.

Is that why?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I can't even get it all down.

It's so fucking vague.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It tastes.

..

You're better than the other dad said hire me.

That's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, it tastes like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh my god,

it's so freaking big on my side.

Oh my

god, it's so freaking big on my side.

Oh, it's the crack of the hair.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck, fuck me so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's

like happy big tits baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, oh my god.

Oh, fuck you, fuck me, oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck, oh my god.

Fucking god feels so good.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh my god.

Oh, fuck, oh fuck you.

Oh, fuck god feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

I wanna feed it to you.

I wanna tease you, I wanna tease you so fucking good.

It comes to me.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You're quite the amazing babysitter.

So you'll hire me again?

Yeah, definitely.