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That

is V-A-N-N-I-A-L-L.

Hello, my hobbies include slow dancing in the dark, slow dancing in the light,

picking strawberries off the ground, and watching absolutely awful scary memories.

All right, so I'm Smash Thompson.

Knock, knock.

Anybody home?

Hell yeah, yo, I was, I did all I was hella excited to be on this show.

Like, I don't know, I was just chilling in Chicago and I got the call.

Wow, this is, damn, this is nice.

This is nice.

And it's my ugly even here.

Finish right here.

Oh, damn, we got a TV.

Yo, I'm excited to be here, you know, at the mostly, what was it?

Mostly Pics House?

Yeah.

The mostly Pics House.

A strange name, even stranger layout.

It's a lot of faces, a lot of limbs.

Look at this.

Not right there, that's beautiful.

Yo, this aesthetics of this room, the light really comes in, you know,

check this player, like a vegetable, vegetable

medley, it'll make like a crudet tie right here.

Look at this, like, look at this chair.

This shit is fancy.

This shit is luxurious, right?

This couch.

This couch.

Oh, shit, there's a dude over here.

My name is Aaron Rose.

My hobbies are tattoos, fire, sex.

Sex.

Yo, maybe playing poker line.

Right now, I'm just, you know, trying to level up my, my Pikachu,

you know, I gotta get that cute Pikachu out there.

So yeah, just, just living my best life playing Pokemon.

This is, this is pretty nice, y'all.

You know, a surge of protect, you know, protect

all, you know, protect electronic equipment.

Oh, wow.

Yo, this lighting really makes my bag look good.

Hi.

I don't know, I guess I just didn't like realize there'd be other people here.

That's kind of the point.

And, uh, anyway, yo, this thing, yo, yeah, this is a nice ass house.

I'm going to check out where you got ROV here.

Yo, this is, oh, damn sunflowers.

That's like my favorite flower.

Yo, the way the natural light just comes in really opens up this world like it would.

So I guess this is my room, I suppose.

I mean, I don't know.

It's like, it's just like, it's like 50 shades of beige, you know what I mean?

And like, what the fuck is this?

What is that?

What is, what's that?

I don't, I don't, I don't like, I don't like it.

Oh, no, it's a lamp.

And like, here's like this.

Like, that's cool, I guess.

Like, there's like a little bit of like,

lightness to the room with this cute little thing.

And like, oh my god, fuck!

This is a spider.

Oh, I fucking hate spiders.

God, did I hear something about a spider?

Yeah, there's this fucking spider, right?

Yeah.

Yo, that's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's a Scandinavian bush spider.

I've seen this one before.

Oh my god, fine.

I've heard about those in the National Geographic.

Anything on my hands?

It's kind of gross.

Yeah.

Oh, shit!

Down here.

Oh god, get it, get it, get it!

Get it, don't let it get away.

Don't let it get babies.

Did you get it?

I did it.

Got him.

He's dead.

Oh my god.

You're my hero.

Some of my hobbies include alfalfa sprout farming.

I'm big into like, you know, spider entomology and, you

know, spider elimination, spider elimination tactics.

Anything involving, you know, just spiders in general.

You know, I kind of, what's a long story.

That's a story for another time.

But just let's just say I just really have a thing against spiders.

I don't know what I would have done if you were here.

I would have been here something.

Yeah, it's okay.

Just say it for now.

One of our paintings.

Oh, I keep that.

I'm sure we get to figure something out.

Yeah.

Excited.

Oh, yeah.

Like, where is it going?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Good girl.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, damn, baby.

I love it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's true.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh!

So sexy.

Yeah, you like that?

Yeah, I love that.

hahaha

oh ah I can't believe it no no mmm

oh oh no mmm I can't mmm

I can't believe you said it to me.

Yeah, you want me to fuck you?

Yeah, please.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Let's go.

Oh yeah... Oh Tetris...

Unh... Unh... Unh.

Unh.

Unh, have fun.

Unh.

Unh.

Have fun with yourself.

Unh, have fun.

Unh, yeah!

Unh, have fun.

Hiiii... Unh... Unh... Unh... Uh, uh...

Argh...

Argh...

Argh...

Argh...

Argh...

I did

it.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh God.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

Get on your back, baby.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Switch one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yeah, baby, that ass is so tight.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

You like that?

Yeah.

You ready for the big leagues again?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Uh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Fuck, you got my face in there.

You got it.

Let's go over here.

Alright.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You got my face up.

Oh, yeah.

Can I stay up?

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Good teamwork.

Yeah, teamwork, make that dream work.

Let me know if you have any more spider problems.

Oh, well, don't worry about it.

Fox fighters.

So, like, I've been playing Pokémon Ultra Moon this

entire time, and, like, I kind of, like... I don't know.

I've got to be the very best trainer in this, you know?

I've got to, like, train my Pokémon.

I've got to beat these, like, gym leaders.

That's really what I'm just focusing on here, you know?

I don't care about any of this porn stuff.

Like, yeah, I'll get paid and whatnot, but, like, I'm just here for my Pokémon.

I love you so much.

What's a girl gonna do to get some piss around here?

My name is Claire.

Um, I like buying clothes.

It's like, dick.

You want me to talk about the internet?

And it's just like, oh, hi!

So, uh, I guess I'll just pee here now?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

I hate spiders.

Ugh, I hate spiders.

Ugh, they're everywhere.

I hate spiders.

I hate spiders!

I hate spiders!

I hate spiders!

Help!

I hate spiders!

I hate spiders!

Where is it?

Where?

Turns out, I can fuck a spider up.