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alright are we rolling

yeah yeah

okay what's up everybody

it's your boy don aka Dick dealer don

I'm out here in the beautiful city of Miami Beach

my hometown and uh

we're doing a we're doing a vlog right

vlog yeah

yeah vlog okay yeah

we're doing a vlog

and we're trying to see if we can find some beautiful

women to rap to a little bit

see what their experiences are

maybe we can get them to do a couple things uh

you never know right

so let's take a lap and go find out come on

oh we got two right here come on

hey how y'all doing today

hi I'll need to interrupt y'all

I'll see you guys talking

my name is don how you doing

I'm Megan I'm good

how are you nice to meet you

hi I'm Scarlett yeah

nice to meet you you mind if we uh

we film real quick this is my boy OK

we're doing like a quick travel vlog

kind of walking around the city

finding some very attractive women

and just kind of seeing what you guys

doing with your day and

you know how you enjoy Miami

that cool I mean yeah

I wanna go viral are you famous or something

yeah a little bit

yeah I mean

it might it might go viral OK

well hell yeah

then you get into it what you put into it

so yeah OK

OK yeah yeah

so you guys bffs you just hanging out

what's going on yeah

we're best friends best friends yeah

I mean I kind of

I felt like I kind of caught the vibes a little bit

right but I didn't want to like jump to conclusions

just see strangers sitting this close together yeah

we've been best friends for a long time okay

probably too long so you guys been partying together

hang out go to the club

you know some wild nights haha yeah

we definitely know how to have a good time yeah okay

nothing too crazy nothing too crazy

I mean except for like two nights ago

that's pretty good my ex might see this oh where

oh OK

oh you hear that

oh ex

I don't know so I mean like

tell me about these crazy nights

like y'all ever kissed or what

I mean what do you think

two hot girls together hanging out and partying

having fun at a club I mean

that's kind of how we met

cause we started making out with yeah

we just started making out

I grabbed her and started making out with her one night

and OK

can you hear that OK

he's very happy he's very happy right now

but I'm saying um

since you have these wild nights

and y'all do all this stuff

you wanna give the camera kiss real quick

I think cameraman wants to see a little kiss

he definitely wants to see me

he's not gonna say yes over there

yeah okay

yeah give us a kiss for the camera right

oh my God hahaha

so let me ask you guys why

you guys seem like really fun uh

very beautiful women you guys do anything today

you got that plans me and my boy

we're gonna

kind of walk around the city for a little bit

and I mean we had

we were looking for something or someone to do haha

yeah don't play with me

I'll hold you to it ha ha

pretend me with a good time yeah

show us a good time okay

so we were actually about to go uh

grab some ice cream

maybe like ride some bikes and stuff

kind of do the South Beach thing

if you guys wanna roll with yeah

yeah I'm down

do I get chocolate

you get chocolate if you want some chocolate

oh yeah I like chocolate

she's wild shit I like that

oh my God your cameraman is a little pervert

he's a little pervert I like you more now haha

fuck it let's go

yeah what you get vanilla and I got caramel

no chocolate though that's alright

we got that later I bet that we got you right there

haha come on

oh man so you're enjoying ice cream

hell yeah it's good

I told you we gonna hook it up yeah

no it's really good

it's a hot day like this uh huh

so tell me like uh

you guys got boyfriends single

I'm single single

you got a boyfriend I just broke up with my yeah

you just broke up my now ex

yeah oh man

that's unfortunate that's unfortunate

you're so heartbroken I can tell

can you tell yeah

so true but uh

but so I mean since you've been in these relationships

where you're single now like

what's one of the things that you guys used to

like to do like you ever did anything public or

um no

I mean we uh

we used to have a couple of threesomes

that was a couple of threesomes

oh why you say it so low

you scared you know

we scared we like that

this is with her we like that over here

oh was with

oh shit

okay I mean yeah

would that happen alright

for me it was probably in the car

on the way to an amusement park

oh I like that

that's not that's not real fun

why don't you guys uh

switch ice creams

yeah there you go

yeah hahaha

you got wait hold on

you got some

hahaha

I love it hahaha

that's what Miami's all about that's funny

alright

so

uh

totally forgot what I was supposed to ask

are you nervous I think we made him nervous

I think so I

you know what it is it's hot

I didn't get no ice cream

well hold on

you've been asking how

you've been asking all these questions

why don't we find out a little bit about you

you're asking us like 10,000 questions right now

I don't believe that you're a travel vlogger

cause you're really fit you do like gym content

uh a little bit

I can tell yeah

I mean damn yeah

you like the size of my head

so like what are y'all really doing though

yeah um

we are for being honest we've been laughing

I mean for being honest

I don't want you to lie to me

I mean

we were walking around

trying to find some beautiful women to see uh

what's the furthest y'all go

you know what do you mean the furthest

we'll go I like details

you like details explain it to me

okay so

we were just trying to figure out

if any of the women that we happen to come across

like yourselves down for any type of threesomes

man you ever had

I mean you said you've had one before

and you've had one together

so I feel like yeah

this is that's a regular day

maybe just kind of meant to be always a regular day

we're real comfortable with each other

but you know what I think would be hotter

is if your cameraman over there could film it for us

we've never done that we haven't done that one really

you mean with you like me

you and her I'm all about first

yeah that would be a first

I'm all about first you seem cool

you're fine with that you could yeah

good looks like we're getting our chocolate anyway

right hahaha

totally fine with that let's go

let's do that

I got a car around the corner if you wanna um

let's slide out yeah yeah

I'm good alright come on

I'm making a mess

I mean this is crazy

this is crazy

I can't believe they actually came back with us hey

haha hey

oh nice car

you're fancy oh yeah

you must get a lot of views yeah

haha

that's a lot of views

haha can see we about to

haha oh

really we about to haha

what's that y'all ready

yeah mmm hmm alright

drive drive safe Tom please yeah be careful

so see I'm really down for this threesome man

I don't wanna get you over here and like you're all

you know you scared

I mean you can a lot of people tend to be all talk

you know

so I'm just wanna see if you're gonna back that shit up

we're in the car with you

where else would we be going with you

come on now

I feel like if we were gonna check it out

we would have done it at this point

I don't know

I feel like I need to see some type of commitment

some type of commitment yeah

I mean show me

show me you're serious there you go

being vague again right

I mean it's a mystery

yes hahaha

let me see some titties or something like

you don't even have tits in here though right

what if everyone sees it I mean

that would be kind of yeah

that would be kind of right look

I'll make sure nobody sees y'all

uh huh as you're driving one mile an hour right now

real convincing gonna be really convincing

and making sure nobody can see us

I mean we do have our bikinis on

we can at least like

let's just give a little little tease yeah

we could

but um eyes on the road yeah

you can go back and watch it later

I'm a I can't promise that

you can promise that later

ready uh huh

oh shit

two big teddy sluts mm hmm

met at a bar hahaha

that is how we met hahaha

and we match we always had a match though

we do we just kind of have the same wavelength yeah

it's so cute though hahaha

damn eyes on the road come on

are you gonna make sure we get there safely

am I driving can I drive

let me drive I got this

just wait for you to wreck this very nice car

I know that would be so bad for you now

wouldn't it that's real

alright we had a stoplight right now

let me see I know

hmm all these people are gonna be able to see this

oh fuck yes

I see she's the she's the really daring one

I'm kind of the shy one don't be shy oh

she just a little piercing too what

yeah

but I'm the shy one and she has her nipples pierced

right I'm okay you're just the bigger slut

I'm just the baby slut

she gets me in trouble see

this is why me and my ex broke up

cause she gets me in trouble oh

come on now that we're all comfortable

he was holding you back anyway

I mean he was

I like I like the getting the other one in trouble

uh huh see what type of trouble you'll get into today

what kind of friend am I

would I be if I didn't get you in trouble

every now and then true

true

besties do the stupidest

but funniest shit with each other

so hurry up and get back

oh my God you know you can hurry but hurry safely yeah

this car is very nice don't wreck it

oh my God do you think people can see us

I don't know

they probably can I mean we're we're moving though

nobody's really looking in the back seat of someone's

car I wonder if our boots are gonna bounce

if he gets a bump I mean

it would probably would bounce if he gets a bump yeah

fly over above and see her booty hahaha

as we're like bitching at him to drive safe

drive safe make her titties bounce hahaha

so nice though yours got stuck did it get stuck yeah

oh thank you

that's much better

they're so soft hmm your titties are soft too yeah

yeah normally mine are like super tiny

but they're good today yeah

grabbing titties OK

eyes on the road hahaha

I may have to pull over yo hahaha

I'm built to just be up here in the driver's seat

I will you can wait you can wait a little bit

it's just till we get to your place right

yeah so

you're gonna be super hard

by the time we get back to your place though right

oh yeah I'mma be good to go trust me

eyes on the road I'm stop look wait

we're at we're at a red light right now first of all

all right hahaha OK

second of all did nobody say time out

keep going yes sir hahaha

there we go

that's sexy as fuck

here we go

he's so dumb hahaha

it's a travel travel vlog everybody wants to see right

yeah right yeah

of course I mean

who wouldn't want to see two hot bitches

with their tits out in the back of their car

are you gonna like post this

like with us being like naked

like can everyone see that

are you that bold your ex is gonna be so mad see

definitely she's always getting in trouble

my ex is so mad he's gonna literally piss me off

when you release it can you send me the link

cause I wanna send it to him directly

of course you do oh my God

of course you do shout out to your ex

shout out to this man

without you this won't be possible

oh it'll be fine

he'll get over it whatever

I mean you're way hotter anyway

you see that's why I got in trouble

because I'm way more sexually attracted to you

so that's why we just eliminated him from the problem

exactly

hahaha

let me uh

I help you on the road I'm trying that look

I'm trying to do two things at once so work with me

what do you want spit it out

I'm trying to see that uh

I'm trying to see you take off them pants man

take off our pants take the shorts off

okay it's gonna squish back here we'll try

just a little bit you know

I mean we are in a confined space right

oh my gosh so crazy

this is a red light thank God hahaha

count me hoping for all the red lights

oh shit

yeah I may have to take this motherfucking seatbelt off

and get back there yo

I'm like yo traffic

I don't know the red light will give you that much time

you know yeah

you like I love that shit yeah

oh really I'd like to hear what you have in mind really

uh huh well

it starts with getting back to the fucking house hahaha

traffic is working against me

play hating right now it's crazy

traffic is walking right now right

hahaha but

it's gonna feel so much better

when you actually get to put your hands on us though

uh huh

don't worry it'll all be worth it

we'll make sure of that

oh my gosh

hahaha

oh my gosh

you need to get tints in here right now

right now hahaha

oh my God hahaha

oh my God

he's looking in here

he's kind of wondering why he's in the apartment yeah

but also like we're just like crouched in the back here

hahaha this is part of it man

welcome to Miami hahaha

he's like still right next to it

right on the show

he's not gonna go no further up

it's crazy though because he's going just as fast

oh my gosh

oh my God the worst is over now

shut up hahaha

we're almost there right

yeah we're almost there

yeah well

like five minutes uh yeah about five minutes left

welcome to the crib wow

this is cute yeah

this is nice

wow

your view is amazing yeah

it's the place to be right now clearly

damn you look good man yeah in that car forever

I think he's getting higher for us

goodness hahaha

I almost forgot he was here for a second

yeah I know right

he's good that way yeah

you're gonna go viral for sure

I think so I think so

I feel like I feel like we're on our way yeah

yeah I think we should take it off the shirt

I think so too yeah

I cannot I was missing out

I told you I was almost in that back seat

yeah you kept turning around

if we don't

I feel like that's a risk I was willing to take

what are you doing

haha

oh Charlie prepared

oh yeah

oh he does this all the time

oh of course yeah

y'all wanna go viral right

yeah I mean

everything looks better in the water it does

is it nice and shiny oh yeah

we getting there we need some more oil

oh yeah

we need some more

yeah

you gotta commit

there you go you gotta commit

you know what you absolutely right

make it nice and oil that yeah

definitely add all that oil there

got a lot of surface to cover

right

shit

oh I'm getting on me hahaha

getting that recoil yeah

really hahaha

haha

that's a lot of ass right hahaha

I'm in heaven

you can cover our testing oil too

yeah you know

I gotta get y'all all the way haha

you're slipping and sliding on his head

let me see some

yeah hmm

wow

oh yeah

you definitely need some oil on these to use right

I'm shy of these motherfuckers

see this is why I get in trouble

cause she really just haha

fucking party and go crazy

I see you guys were a good team man

I mean

I don't feel like I get you in trouble

I feel like I make you make happy choices true yeah

she brings out my inner soul yeah

I want to help her

are you gonna get dressed now too yeah

why not right

get on y'all's level

you look good with your shirt off

you should have had it off this whole time i know

I'm so glad

oh hahaha

okay it's nicer than I expected

I mean you said you wanted chocolate so I did

let's see how bad you want it there you go

she's so hot so I can hear her heart

hmm

good girl

oh oh

hmm

she looks really pretty sucking your dick doesn't she

oh hahaha

sorry I get mine a little sloppy

oh yeah

fuck

so good with you my tits

keep it there if you wanted to be with you

my tits then

yeah

so you put this all oiled up

so now it's hard

it's slipping and sliding everywhere

my tits really need two pair of hands

I don't think they're that big

hi

hmm

it's so hot

my titties wrap around your dick nicely

he's trying to slide away from me

oh fuck

fuck yeah

oh

you're such a good slut haha

with a cock like this it's pretty easy right

it's fucking huge

oh

good girl yeah take it very

well

let's see more

oh

she's making it extra sloppy for you

oh she looks so pretty choking on your dick

it's too fucking big

I'm making a mess hahaha

we're making a mess everywhere hahaha

who wants that thing first

you got it first I'll take it first

yeah take that shit off

yeah get off

oh my God

oh

fuck oh

she's taking it good as well

oh my God

oh my God yes

oh yeah I can feel that

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh my God it feels so good

huh huh

huh huh

huh huh

huh huh

yeah get in there yeah oh

now you have a rock hard oh fuck he loves you

oh my God

good girl

how does he feel oh

my God I feel so good

yeah I love the way his dick fills me up

you need to check it out for yourself

a lot of dick

oh my God

it looks so hot just going in and out of you like that

I'm taking it so long oh

my God it's so big

oh my God

oh you look so funny taking a stand

oh my God

oh

fuck I don't know where it is

oh my God

fuck it's so fucking big

oh my God

he's taking his dick so fucking well

oh

there we go oh there we go

yes that's right

don't let us back on his dick

yeah that's that fucking ass

yeah thank you

yes good girl

hmm

that's

so good

oh my God

there you go oh yes

oh fuck

slide down this fucking couch hahaha

now you know how we feel earlier yeah slip inside

yeah there we go

how's your pussy feel

yeah

yes fucking hot and that ass is so fat

oh my

God

I know right

we're definitely gonna remember this for sure hahaha

oh my God

is it my turn

yeah let me watch you ride his dick

oh shit oh OK

switch it up

oh my

oh yes that's so fucking hot

oh my God you're such a good girl

oh my God you're digging so good

oh my God

oh that was so fucking long

oh my God

yeah we're making it so

slippery and sliding everywhere

but it looks so fucking hot

I can't slip it right off his dick

slippery as fuck

oil on the leather couch

oh yeah you should have got like a couch protector

oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah oh shit

your cock is stretching me out

oh my God you look so hot

oh

yeah

I'm sliding off this bitch sorry

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

I'm taking it like such a good girl oh my

oh my God fuck

oh my God it feels so fucking good

oh

oh I'm such a good little slut taking a dick like that

oh my God he's putting

it all the way in

it's so deep isn't it fuck yes

oh oh

and it curves too mmm hmm

oh my God

you like that fucking curve

yes bye

oh my God oh my God

oh my God you look so pretty taking this day yeah

fine fine

fine fine

yes

oh my God it's so freaking good

oh oh

yes ma'am I'm ready for it

give her what she wanted she wanted chocolate

give it to her

good girl

you are the prettiest fuck face hahaha

thank you oh my God oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

that's right give me that shit

that's right that's that ass baby

fuck you

oh my God hell yeah

just like that shit mmm hmm

well

fuck

oh my God

oh oh

fuck oh

my God oh

oh fuck

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh shit

god damn it

oh shit

man fuck you ready for that fucking cum

yeah you ready for that

oh fuck

oh yeah oh

oh oh

oh

oh shit come here

oh

you ready for that cone yes I am

oh

oh

oh shit

oh oh

come on just don't waste it

oh

shit

oh

every last

oh my God you made a mess

oh fuck yeah

that was so fun I know

look at this view I know your place is so nice

do you look cute covered in your thumb

I can't wait to see this video

yeah make sure you send it to us yeah