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Hey, stepson. Oh, hey, what's up, mom? Nothing. I'm getting to work. I'm a

little late.

It's supposed to be there at 9, but... Oh, yeah, you should be gone. Yeah, I

know. I wanted to know, would it be okay if Victor came through? We're going to

play some video games. Yeah, of course. I'm working with his mom, so I'll just

tell her to pick him up here. Oh, awesome. Cool. Oh, before I forgot, did

schedule that physical?

I mean, I feel fine. I don't know why I have to go hate doctors.

Nobody really likes doctors, but we have to go to them, right?

Do I have to? Yes, you do.

Fine.

I'll do it. Okay.

See you later.

Later, Mom.

Dude, I am going to wreck your ass so hard I'm going to fucking use your colon

like a fucking hat.

So, how was the doctor?

It was good. Great.

Yeah. You hate the doctor. How was it good?

It was a little cooler.

Yeah. It was a chill doctor.

What kind of tests did they do?

You know, the usual. Mouth drop.

Yeah. You know, better than I did.

Reflected. Breathe.

That stuff, you know. Yeah. You didn't go.

No, totally. No, you didn't go. I know you're fucking lying to me.

Totally went.

Yeah. No, you didn't. Good time.

You're a horrible liar.

Fuck.

You're a horrible liar. Yeah.

Whatever. I'll call him tomorrow.

No. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

No, there's no tomorrow.

There's no tomorrow? We're doing this checkup now.

Now? Yeah.

We're both qualified to do it. And we're not letting this go another day because

this is ridiculous. You had one job today.

And you couldn't do it. You could have had the doctor do it, but now your mom

has to do it. Yeah. It's a great idea.

Totally good idea, Mom. I respect the initiative, but... You had one job, and

you couldn't do it. So guess what? Now it's my way.

And now I'm going to do it.

Whatever.

It'll be quick.

It'll be... You know, she'll check our breathing. Knock it out. She'll check

heart rate.

All right, sit up.

I need you to take deep breaths.

Okay.

Okay.

Again.

Now cough.

A little harder, please.

Okay, good.

I need to check out.

Okay, honey. I need to check your breathing, okay?

Alright. Alright, take a deep breath in.

Good. Take a deep breath in.

Good.

All right. Take a deep breath in.

All right. Give me a good cough.

Good. Your lungs sound healthy.

All right. We done now?

No. Not over yet. All right. So now I'm going to test your reflexes.

All right, how did that feel?

It felt like you hitting me in the knee, but, you know, I guess we're all good

now, right? We're done?

No, we're not.

Okay, so now I'm going to check your reflexes.

Okay.

Good.

Good.

Can you see this one?

Good. Ouch.

That didn't hurt.

We don't know? No.

All right, so now I'm going to check your blood pressure, okay?

Okay.

Alright, now last test.

I hate this one.

Open up and say ah, okay?

Ah. What?

Ah.

Okay, everything's fine back here, but you need to floss better.

Whatever. Okay, so now I have to check your reflex for your tongue.

Okay, open wide.

Ah.

Good.

That wasn't that bad.

Yeah, not that bad.

Ah. All right. Okay, we're done. No.

Unfortunately, the next part, you're going to have to see their penis.

What?

Yeah. No, I'm not okay with that. No, no, no, no. We've got to make sure it's

healthy. Come on.

Well, we can swap.

I don't know. We can switch.

Does that make it a little less weird? A little less weird?

Yeah. Just get the shit done, dude.

Okay, so now I gotta unbutton these.

Okay.

Okay, looks healthy.

Alright.

You have any pain anywhere?

No. Can we put it away now?

No.

Alright, give me a good cough.

Good.

Does that feel fine? Nothing hurts?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Okay.

Cough for me?

That doesn't hurt?

No. Okay.

Wow. Not sure about taking your time.

We have to inspect every part of you. Yeah, make sure it's healthy.

I think it's pretty healthy.

I inspect it pretty much three times every night.

Me too, man.

I know, I wash your clothes.

How's your exam going?

Good. So, we still have to collect the specimen, though, right?

Yeah, how's the exam going, though?

Good. Good? Okay, yeah. This is fully functional.

Okay, good.

Yeah, so is your son's.

Okay, so...

How about I take the specimen from your thumb, and you'll take the specimen from

my thumb?

Okay. Yeah, let's do that. That'd be weird, you know? Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, we're going to milk you.

What? Milk?

Yeah. Yeah, we have to drain it, so... We have to drain it off so that we can

get a sample and take them to the lab.

I've never heard that before.

Just take a seat. It's going to be fine. Just sit down.

Okay. You asked me a question.

Yeah, yeah. That's awesome.

Is this one of those procedures that gets done for every physical once you

that age?

No. No.

This is the standard procedure. It looks very healthy.

How's it going?

Good. Is he healthy?

Yeah. Good.

How about yours?

Yes, very healthy. Yeah?

Can't wait to milk him.

We're just going to make sure we get all the milk out, okay?

Okay. You're not milking a whole bunch of guys at work, are you?

I'm not sure whether it's any of your business.

All right, doctor, patient confidence, shall we?

Are you

comfortable?

Yeah, I'm comfortable.

Everything feels perfect.

You have to get this once a year, okay?

Once a year, alright.

We were putting it off.

Now you see what you were missing?

Yeah.

You might come back every six months then.

Check up every two weeks.

Does it usually take you a long time to do this?

No, not really.

It's much more physical than I was expecting.

Yeah, they trained us for this in medical school.

Oh, jeez. So professional.

Yeah, we're specially trained.

Okay.

Your mom's very good at her job.

No.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Is it a hand? No?

Yeah?

There's different techniques to it.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Yeah, now we have an alternate form of milking.

How

do

you propose I'm doing that if not through this?

We have our methods.

We have another idea.

Okay, see ya.

Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.

Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.

Oh my god.

Your mom's got a nice ass.

Dude, look at your mom's ass.

Oh my

god.

Should we get back to our milking?

Should

we

start the next phase?

What's the next thing?

Here. Don't worry about that.

Come behind me.

I need you to put your penis in my pussy.

Okay.

Okay, I know you're going to be like, what if my phone comes in here?

Your pussy gets really wet when you have your dick in your mouth.

Oh, crap!

Yeah, but you won't fucking look

She's really good.

Don't think that this was my idea.

My mom's looking at me.

Do it bro.

Yeah. Oh.

My pussy.

Shut up.

I thought you had to go to the doctor.

We're going to have to do another physical, I guess.

Again?

Again. Oh, Jesus.

That's fine.

You know what? Whatever.

It's not so bad getting our physicals. It wasn't a bad physical, was it? No.

We're going to send him off for results.

Yeah.

Thanks,

Mom. You're welcome.

I always know best.