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Hey, stepson. Oh, hey, what's up, mom?
Nothing. I'm getting to work. I'm a
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little late.
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It's supposed to be there at 9, but...
Oh, yeah, you should be gone. Yeah, I
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know. I wanted to know, would it be okay
if Victor came through? We're going to
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play some video games. Yeah, of course.
I'm working with his mom, so I'll just
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tell her to pick him up here. Oh,
awesome. Cool. Oh, before I forgot, did
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schedule that physical?
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I mean, I feel fine. I don't know why I
have to go hate doctors.
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Nobody really likes doctors, but we have
to go to them, right?
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Do I have to? Yes, you do.
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Fine.
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I'll do it. Okay.
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See you later.
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Later, Mom.
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Dude, I am going to wreck your ass so
hard I'm going to fucking use your colon
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like a fucking hat.
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So, how was the doctor?
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It was good. Great.
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Yeah. You hate the doctor. How was it
good?
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It was a little cooler.
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Yeah. It was a chill doctor.
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What kind of tests did they do?
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You know, the usual. Mouth drop.
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Yeah. You know, better than I did.
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Reflected. Breathe.
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That stuff, you know. Yeah. You didn't
go.
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No, totally. No, you didn't go. I know
you're fucking lying to me.
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Totally went.
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Yeah. No, you didn't. Good time.
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You're a horrible liar.
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Fuck.
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You're a horrible liar. Yeah.
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Whatever. I'll call him tomorrow.
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No. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
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No, there's no tomorrow.
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There's no tomorrow? We're doing this
checkup now.
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Now? Yeah.
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We're both qualified to do it. And we're
not letting this go another day because
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this is ridiculous. You had one job
today.
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And you couldn't do it. You could have
had the doctor do it, but now your mom
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has to do it. Yeah. It's a great idea.
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Totally good idea, Mom. I respect the
initiative, but... You had one job, and
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you couldn't do it. So guess what? Now
it's my way.
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And now I'm going to do it.
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Whatever.
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It'll be quick.
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It'll be... You know, she'll check our
breathing. Knock it out. She'll check
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heart rate.
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All right, sit up.
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I need you to take deep breaths.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Again.
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Now cough.
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A little harder, please.
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Okay, good.
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I need to check out.
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Okay, honey. I need to check your
breathing, okay?
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Alright. Alright, take a deep breath in.
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Good. Take a deep breath in.
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Good.
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All right. Take a deep breath in.
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All right. Give me a good cough.
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Good. Your lungs sound healthy.
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All right. We done now?
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No. Not over yet. All right. So now I'm
going to test your reflexes.
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All right, how did that feel?
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It felt like you hitting me in the knee,
but, you know, I guess we're all good
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now, right? We're done?
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No, we're not.
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Okay, so now I'm going to check your
reflexes.
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Okay.
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Good.
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Good.
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Can you see this one?
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Good. Ouch.
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That didn't hurt.
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We don't know? No.
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All right, so now I'm going to check
your blood pressure, okay?
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Okay.
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Alright, now last test.
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I hate this one.
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Open up and say ah, okay?
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Ah. What?
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Ah.
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Okay, everything's fine back here, but
you need to floss better.
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Whatever. Okay, so now I have to check
your reflex for your tongue.
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Okay, open wide.
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Ah.
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Good.
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That wasn't that bad.
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Yeah, not that bad.
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Ah. All right. Okay, we're done. No.
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Unfortunately, the next part, you're
going to have to see their penis.
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What?
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Yeah. No, I'm not okay with that. No,
no, no, no. We've got to make sure it's
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healthy. Come on.
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Well, we can swap.
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I don't know. We can switch.
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Does that make it a little less weird? A
little less weird?
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Yeah. Just get the shit done, dude.
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Okay, so now I gotta unbutton these.
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Okay.
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Okay, looks healthy.
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Alright.
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You have any pain anywhere?
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No. Can we put it away now?
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No.
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Alright, give me a good cough.
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Good.
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Does that feel fine? Nothing hurts?
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Yeah, everything's fine.
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Okay.
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Cough for me?
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That doesn't hurt?
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No. Okay.
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Wow. Not sure about taking your time.
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We have to inspect every part of you.
Yeah, make sure it's healthy.
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I think it's pretty healthy.
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I inspect it pretty much three times
every night.
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Me too, man.
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I know, I wash your clothes.
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How's your exam going?
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Good. So, we still have to collect the
specimen, though, right?
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Yeah, how's the exam going, though?
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Good. Good? Okay, yeah. This is fully
functional.
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Okay, good.
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Yeah, so is your son's.
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Okay, so...
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How about I take the specimen from your
thumb, and you'll take the specimen from
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my thumb?
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Okay. Yeah, let's do that. That'd be
weird, you know? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, we're going to milk you.
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What? Milk?
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Yeah. Yeah, we have to drain it, so...
We have to drain it off so that we can
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get a sample and take them to the lab.
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I've never heard that before.
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Just take a seat. It's going to be fine.
Just sit down.
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Okay. You asked me a question.
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Yeah, yeah. That's awesome.
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Is this one of those procedures that
gets done for every physical once you
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that age?
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No. No.
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This is the standard procedure. It looks
very healthy.
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How's it going?
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Good. Is he healthy?
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Yeah. Good.
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How about yours?
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Yes, very healthy. Yeah?
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Can't wait to milk him.
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We're just going to make sure we get all
the milk out, okay?
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Okay. You're not milking a whole bunch
of guys at work, are you?
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I'm not sure whether it's any of your
business.
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All right, doctor, patient confidence,
shall we?
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Are you
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comfortable?
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Yeah, I'm comfortable.
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Everything feels perfect.
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You have to get this once a year, okay?
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Once a year, alright.
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We were putting it off.
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Now you see what you were missing?
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Yeah.
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You might come back every six months
then.
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Check up every two weeks.
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Does it usually take you a long time to
do this?
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No, not really.
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It's much more physical than I was
expecting.
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Yeah, they trained us for this in
medical school.
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Oh, jeez. So professional.
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Yeah, we're specially trained.
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Okay.
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Your mom's very good at her job.
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No.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Is it a hand? No?
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Yeah?
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There's different techniques to it.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, now we have an alternate form of
milking.
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How
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do
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you propose I'm doing that if not
through this?
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We have our methods.
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We have another idea.
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Okay, see ya.
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Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.
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Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.
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Oh my god.
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Your mom's got a nice ass.
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Dude, look at your mom's ass.
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Oh my
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god.
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Should we get back to our milking?
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Should
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we
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start the next phase?
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What's the next thing?
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Here. Don't worry about that.
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Come behind me.
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I need you to put your penis in my
pussy.
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Okay.
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Okay, I know you're going to be like,
what if my phone comes in here?
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Your pussy gets really wet when you have
your dick in your mouth.
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Oh, crap!
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Yeah, but you won't fucking look
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She's really good.
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Don't think that this was my idea.
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My mom's looking at me.
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Do it bro.
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Yeah. Oh.
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My pussy.
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Shut up.
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I thought you had to go to the doctor.
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We're going to have to do another
physical, I guess.
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Again?
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Again. Oh, Jesus.
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That's fine.
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You know what? Whatever.
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It's not so bad getting our physicals.
It wasn't a bad physical, was it? No.
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We're going to send him off for results.
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Yeah.
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Thanks,
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Mom. You're welcome.
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I always know best.
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