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We're going to have a movie next night. We never get to know our dad again.

I know, right?

He's going to smile while he's like...

Oh,

what else do we have?

I think I have some chocolate donut balls.

Oh my goodness.

There's a lot of sugar in it.

You think they're going to be down for a chick flick?

Um, I mean, we've seen them, right?

Tried.

I'm totally down for a chick flick.

What do you have in mind?

I think maybe a velvet crush.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

We could snuggle on the couch all we want.

Mm -hmm.

With a big pushy blanket. That sounds really good.

I think we should have even more popcorn.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Here, let me see if I can get a popcorn in your mouth.

Okay.

I love this dress of yours.

It's really pretty.

It's like super flowy.

You should do a full spin for me.

Okay.

I know you gotta.

You want to try turning a popcorn in me?

Mm -hmm.

Do you think you can catch it?

Have we decided on a movie?

Yes.

We're going to watch Crushed Velvet.

No, we're not.

What do you want to watch, Tony?

I thought we might watch a classic.

Yeah. Like what?

Something more inspiring.

There's two Christmas movies. I love Christmas movies. I love black and white

Christmas movies.

Fucking love them.

You're kind of embarrassing me.

Just watch me. You might like it. If it's like his leave, 20 minutes. You

know if he'll leave good or bad.

Fine.

If it's boring, we're going to change it. Yeah. Okay.

I think we can settle with that.

That's fine.

I go to the gym every day to look at the top limb and my neck.

Okay.

I don't know any of these people.

I

can

tell this is going to be really boring.

His wife's super hot.

So you're watching this because you like the people because they're hot?

They need to be good actors. What more do you want? Because they've got good

action. You know what I mean, Johnny, right?

Actors. Not 902106 and whatever it is. You guys like action movies that don't

have a real plot anyway.

You don't need a plot. You've got action.

Well, we're talking about paying attention.

You're going to miss something.

You're going to miss something.

Shut up. I don't care what your kids are into.

I don't care what your kids are into.

There's a really good action movie out on that new channel.

Just come out today.

All the top stars.

All right, all right, I'll shut up.

You know who the top stars are these days? Yeah. I'm surprised.

I don't know who you're up to. I'm just next. Be quiet.

Oh, you're next to me.

We got these next to you too.

No, I'm just going to watch you before the movie.

I'm not being sweet.

Yeah,

don't do that.

Let's go for it.

Um,

maybe my birthday?

No, no. Do you know what my birthday is?

Yes, it's the 24th. Okay, come on. Try again, maybe?

Okay.

No.

Really? I'm like, um, maybe something?

Uh, I think it works pretty well.

It totally works.

Alright. Okay,

I'm ready.

Naughty.

How is it hot?

I think it's kind of hot.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. What do you like about it?

I mean, look at how that girl's all over here. My

God.

Holy crap.

My virgin eyes. Oh my God.

So that's when you pick it?

That looks really good.

Does this make me feel kind of funny?

A little bit.

Okay. I feel all

this heat like rushing in my body watching me. Yeah.

You do feel a little warm.

What are they doing right now?

That's why we just ran so fast.

What are you doing?

What the fuck is... What's going on here?

I thought you were watching a movie. What are you doing?

We're watching a movie.

That's not what we were watching, was it?

Who got into the porn channels?

That's not an excuse to start shaking out here.

Okay, well, why do you even have... That's not in the discussion!

When you guys thought the movie was boring, we thought we would change it

something more boring. Well, change it to an action movie, not an action movie.

There's a bit of action in there. Yeah.

I mean, we enjoyed it.

Oh, I can see that.

I mean... Lucky we woke up.

Yeah, that's true, I guess.

I mean, Mr. Castle, I'm sure you've watched, you know, things like this in

past. I mean, for London, you kind of need to get, like, exposure somewhere.

Well, you know, I would rather you watch it here with us than on your own with

other people.

So, is it something you want to watch?

It's a company here.

Yeah.

So you're good to go? Yeah.

I'm willing to try it out.

Not too loud, I don't want the neighbors hearing it.

Feels a little

bit awkward though, you know, I'm watching this with you two.

Aw, you're so mad!

Let me try to maintain an open mind.

Okay, why did you pick that door, stuff?

Um, it was all the fun.

I'm sure there was more.

I'm just saying.

It looks like this might be a good part. I mean, watching the

film is one thing, but this is kind of crossing the line, don't you think? Mr.

Cass is insolent.

He looks clean.

I don't think you should be complaining, Mr.

London.

Maybe we should let it go this one time.

I think that's a great idea. I won't tell Mom.

No, we will not.

months, right?

No. I mean, girls would do it if you can do it.

Well, I do hope so.

I think you are enjoying it.

Oh, if you're going to do this, you must do it, right?

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Here we go.

Thank you.

You know, it's insane.

Do you have any veterans in the secret?

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Yes.

Man, that pussy is good.

That pussy tastes good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

To anyone that does not leave these four walls, you got it? Mm -hmm.

Ever.

Pussy. Pussy.

And no more feeding my password and watching my porn, all right? Why are you

making me do this?

I'm changing the password as of now, because God knows what you're going to

me to next.