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It's locked.

Ah, so it is.

Excuse me.

Are you from around here?

Yes! I′m Sandy.

Welcome to Colorado.

Thank you. It′s beautiful.

My name is Alta Mariah Sophronia.

Allow me to introduce Mr. Milton

Tingling.

Milton Tingling of New York City.

It's a pleasure.

Doctor Ozanne Le Perrier.

Tell me, are you here for business or pleasure?

As we say -

Minerals or Mineral Water?

A little of both?

Ah, well you will love it here.

Our spa in town is world-renowned.

Over a dozen bathing chambers,

all indoors, electric lighting.

All the latest hydrotherapy devices.

We get visitors from all around the world.

Harper′s Magazine calls it ‶Simply stunning.″

Actually, we were planning on riding off to a smaller,

natural spa - Meridian Springs?

I don't think I've heard of it.

Could you suggest a ranch that will rent us horses?

Absolutely.

And if you need anything for your trip

I run a store in town

Sandy Provisions.

Do you carry vests?

We sure do!

No matter how hard you try

you can′t plan for everything.

On the train I realized none of the vests I brought seemed appropriate.

So true.

Is that a french cigarette?

May I?

I usually avoid American cigarettes because how they make my hair smell.

But I've never tried a French cigarette.

How much for the horses?

Hold on

I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

What's up little lady?

It's about that stone I traded you for the horses.

I'm so sorry, it's not magical at all

For most of my life I was a confidence woman.

And I've renounced that life, but...

I'm discovering those tendencies run deeper in than I thought.

You see

I began my career with petty cons -

drink dosing, blackmail, but...

eventually I moved on to the mystical con.

It's a safer scheme, as a woman.

It's easier not to have to change identities, and

instead of going out to look for marks

they come to you.

And they keep coming back for more.

There's really no limit to the money you can make.

Excuse me

Do you rent -

I don't know what you call it -

luggage for hoses?

Saddlebags?

We sure do.

Wonderful. And do you take American Express?

Of course, just go on up to the barn and they'll take care of you.

So -

I ran this mystical con in St. Louis for several years.

I was really quite successful at it.

It seems the more audacious and

ridiculous the things I said were the more money they would give me.

And not just money

I tricked people into buying me jewels

They'd loan me their servants

I even got a dying businessman to will me his estate.

Naturally, as the act became more elaborate

I began to do research on the mystic arts.

Acquired rare books.

It kept me a step ahead of the competition and gave me ideas

You know, to enhance the customer experience.

Mind you

I was using all this stuff cynically.

I didn't believe any of it.

Then one day

I did.

It was as if

All the knowledge I had accumulated quite unconsciously

suddenly revealed itself to me.

It was suddenly obvious that there were huge

mystical forces at work in the universer and that

my understanding of them was so small.

It's funny -

a conversion experience

It doesn't look like anything, there's no

outward change, but I'm a completely different person.

I changed my name

gave up my life of fakery

and now I'm out here searching for...

whatever.

How much for the horses?

No, the deal stands.

You're very charming

Besides, I love this rock

Ugh, it's so dusty.

Oooh what's that?

Hey there, do you need a ride?

Sorry, little English.

Do you speak German?

Spanish?

What a delightul girl.

Her french was terrible.

Yes, geology is certainly considered a "hard" science

but it's not the hardest

Physics is the real model of hard science.

You see the rules of Newton apply everywhere in the universe

And have been fixed throughout time.

What is beautiful about Geology

Is that to understand the geology of a place

you have to learn it's specific history.

There are rules, of course, but how those rules have operated

Can only be discerned by interpreting the facts. Interpreting the evidence.

So, who knows?

With this "Spirit-Energy" science you propose...

Maybe, if repeatable laws are discovered

It might one day be considered as a hard science

But it will probably start off very very soft.

Well, I'm in no hurry for it to get hard.

I think a softer science is better suited for humans

Especially in this day and age.

I think all sciences contain elements of the hard and the soft

And what is hard and soft about them might change over time.

For example, I'm a painter

Oh, you're an artist?

Oh yes.

I do watercolor illustrations for a number of magazines.

Guess who loves his watercolors.

Oh it's no big deal.

Milton.

He told me on the train he's gotten a letter of admiration

from Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Wow

Hey, can you give me a hand with this?

I′m quite intrigued by the Desert Botanical Scalp Treatment.

They prepare a deep conditioning oil from the essences of

twigs and such.

That's all well and good

But it is most important that you give ample time to taking in the waters.

The waters here are purported to contain all eleven minerals necessary for health.

There's supposed to be a cave that's

It's the Vapor Chamber

But it's actually a private cave with naturally steaming mineral waters.

And the vapors envelop you and

they are absorbed through the nose and mouth.

The pores.

How... intriguing.

I suppose we should make the best of it.

Do you think there might be glass in the water?

I doubt there were ever any windows here.

I don't see any.

Hey guys, before we change

Are we going naked?

Of course.

I'd love that.

I'm so glad we're doing this.

It's so hypocritical to come all the way to these springs and then

wear some ridiculous outfit.

I mean, isn't the whole point to commune with nature?

To have our bodies mix with the waters?

It's just so freeing.

This is how we do it in Europe.

We'll be like naked water spririts.

This is so nice.

Do you guys notice

a smell?

That's just the sulfur.

It's very common for hot springs.

You'll get used to it.

No, but like underneath the sulfur.

There's an undersmell.

No, it's normal.

There is sulfur, sodium, selenium, potassium, flouride, iron, and copper.

Very good spring. Very adequate.

Hey guys

How long are you supposed to stay in the hot springs?

I wait for the moment when I don't know if

the sensations I'm feeling are myself or the water.

For the moment when I no longer feel the boundaries of my body.

You should draw water in the same direction as the river flows.

This way you avoid sediment and silt.

That is so smart.

Ooh, may I?

Everybody's always talking about "The Supernatural".

And that's like, what's above nature, right?

But is there a word for what's below nature?

The subnatural?

I think that ties so much together.

It's what I'm interested in investigating

"Subnatural" phenomena.

This canned lobster is delicious.

Thank you.

Do you guys know what I would love right now?

Absinthe.

That sounds great, do you have some?

No. Do you?

Those horses spooked me.

Howdy pardner.

Oh, hello.

Mind if we sit for a spell?

We're very weary from our journey.

Where are you coming from?

Everywhere.

We've been bouncing around through time.

Is that where you got your futuristic clother?

We're from the future.

Everyone dresses like us.

Who are you talking to?

Do you see ghosts?

No, they're time travelers.

There's no such thing as the future.

My friends can't see you.

We're wearing a special makeup we invented.

The formulation makes the wearer invisible to women.

Oh you're inventors.

These two young men have concocted a charming makeup

that makes the wearer invisible to women.

This is ridiculous.

That's so interesting.

What else have they invented?

Do you ever get... frigid fingers?

This device might be just the thing for you.

Through finger exercises and aeration

magnetic energy stimulates circulation improving vigor and immunity.

And curing cold hands.

This one's for the feet.

These clips attach gently to your earlobes.

You then apply these suction cups to your body in a number of configurations

in order to have to microvibrations and rhythms of your organs

transmitted to your mind.

These should be worn while sleeping

not while moving or thinking.

This device operates on the principles of piezoelectricty.

By adjusting the pressure plates on the crystalline rock

you can modulate electrical shocks travelling through this abdominal belt.

The shocks stimulate your stomach muscles

Inducing nausea.

It's for weightloss and proper digestion.

They're for health.

Are you guys interested in health?

We are.

We're actually out here for the health spa

though I must say it's a major disappointment.

Oh no, this isn't the good spa

there's a much better spa out on the plains.

It isn't far.

Much better.

You don't say. Wonderful.

These two say there's a fantastic spa very nearby.

Would you be able to provide us with directions?

-Of course.

What?

I believe you.

Thank you.

I'm going to bed.

Of course

It's impossible for anything physical to travel back in time.

But the mind is not simply physical, not just the brain.

There's also a metaphysical aspect that exists outside of time.

It precedes the body, and survives it.

So really it isn't difficult at all for the metaphysical mind to time travel.

It's likely many of our minds are time traveling frequently.

The challenge is how can we in the physical world

access these experiences

And for this we are undergoing deep hypno-regression treatments.

So this moment, we are actually not experiencing as "now"

but as a memory we are retrieving through hypnosis.

More coffee?

So guys, I'm really excited to go find this other spa.

They said it's just a few hours ride from here.

Let me see that map.

I don't know.

We're really not ready to wander into the desert following a crude map like this.

We don't have supplies, we don't have instruments

we don't have a sextant

- We won't need a sex tent.

- We won't need a sex tent.

I suppose you're right.

We have the horses for a few more days.

Yes.

Plus, this is not very difficult terrain.

Besides, I'm a trained Geologist.

I feel so French.

It is very difficult in Europe for scientists.

The schools produce more PhDs

than can possibly be employed.

Even to get work as what you would call

a High School teacher

is very difficult for scientists.

Besides, for a Geologist

the US is terribly exciting.

Here you can touch things that we could only see on plates.

It's so important to touch things.

And I'm sure there's a lot of work you can find out here in Colorado

what with all the mining.

Or oil.

No.

I'm not interested in this commercial work.

You know back home we are practically choked with all the

financiers and speculators.

What's in your locket?

What?

The necklace you're wearing. Is there a picture inside?

Who is it?

Show us.

No, it's nothing.

Oh come on.

Show us.

It's John Wesley Powell.

Is that your boyfriend?

Ooh!

A mushroom.

So, an Australian ship, The Penguin, led by Captain Periwinkle,

is on a course near Antarctica.

Antarctica - is that where all those explorers died?

No that′s the North Pole.

This is the Southern Pole, which we know nothing about.

Anyhow

The Penguin gets itself sucked into a freak current.

And it wrecks in an undiscovered tropical land

hidden among the glaciers and mountains.

Leaving his crew behind to mend the ship

Captain Periwinkle goes exploring.

And he has a number of adventures

one I recall has him climbing across a bridge of living monkeys.

Then in a jungle clearing he finds some remnants of civilization

an abandoned encampment.

Completely exhausted, he goes to sleep there.

When he wakes up he sees his crew in the distance

but they're upside down.

And that's when he realizes

he's crossed over to another earth

one that is attached to our earth at the pole.

No

I don't understand.

Like two orbs

touching at the tips.

But ah!

So this is like a joke story?

Oh no, it's very scary.

You see, this Periwinkle fellow and his crew go deeper into this world

And soon find themselves in a grand city

inhabited by an advanced civilization of humans.

There are many wonders in the city

like a fountain of many colors.

At first these people seem scary

but then it turns out they're quite lovely

and just happen to be enthralled with a terrifying, evil deity.

Superstitions aside

they guide the crew back to their ship and repair it for them.

But before parting

these lovely people make the crew promise not to tell anyone about their land

not to tell anyone about their land

or to ever return.

So they all go back to Australia

to their families and such.

But, as time goes on

each of the crew members finds themselves haunted by this evil deity.

Haunted by nightmares and visions.

The ship's cook goes mad and poisins his whole family.

And so the captain comes up with a plot

to lure the evil spirit back to the other world.

He reassmbles the crew and they travel back towards Antarctica.

Only this time they can't find the other world

and get stranded on an ice floe.

And that's when they realize

They didn't lure the spirit

It lured them.

Then what?

I don't know.

I haven't received the latest chapter.

These are the mountains Ouray, Shavano and Anter.

They are named after three Ute Indian chiefs.

What are these ones?

The so-called collegiate peaks

Harvard, Princeton and Yale.

It's infested with dinosaurs!

Should we try bathing?

I don't know.

There's a lot of lizards in there.

Do you guys notice that undersmell again?

I can't tell the difference between trying to remember a smell

and faintly smelling it.

Me neither.

Oh, hello.

Gentlemen

it's a pleasure to meet you

Allow me to introduce myself Alta Mariah Sophronia.

It's an honor to make your acquaintance.

I'm Ken Buns.

This here's my friend Cliff Perfecto.

What was your name?

Ken Buns.

Lovely. Milton Tingling of New York City.

Dr. Ozanne Le Perrier.

Madame. Ken Buns.

Howdy ma'am, Cliff Perfecto.

Dr. Ozanne Le Perrier.

And this is Pearl.

Why, that's the finest pussy I've seen in months.

Is this your establishment?

Nah, we just stumbled up into here a couple days ago.

The whole place seems to be abandoned.

They have some great canned food.

Oh, beans.

Hey guys

what do these labels say?

This tequila was so light and...

Watery.

Yeah, watery.

I'm not drunk at all.

No, I could drink this stuff all night.

It's so weak. I love it.

You were just at the Chicago World's Fair, yes?

Did you see the Eskimo pavilion by Mr. Franz Boas?

No, I don't know who that is.

But I think he's an important Geologist.

He's German.

I saw him give the most wonderful talk in New York City

all about Eskimos and Indians.

That's a Geographer.

Oh.

Well...

So, this Mr. Boas

he goes on lond journeys to the Northwest Territories,

Canada.

And he stays with different tribes and learns their languages.

And collects their lore.

And they have these marvelous tales

their religion, really

is all these stories about nature and animals

and the way things have become.

Which is very different from saying the way things have always been.

So they might have a story about

and I might be getting some of this wrong

the Otter People.

Ooh, go on.

So when you hear that you think

"Oh, the Otter People,

that must be a tribe like the Crow, or the Bear."

So one day these Otter People

are walking around and they just get very hot.

And you know they can't cool down and it's just awful.

So they strip down

and get into this pool of black mud

and just roll all around in it.

And when they emerge

the sun bakes the mud onto their skin.

And that's how the Otter people became otters.

I think there's so much wisdom in that.

Because it reflects how all of life is about transformation.

And how energies all around us drive those transformations.

Just because you′re born a human doesn′t mean you might not become

an otter, or a rabbit...

or a mushroom.

Anyhow, that is not what Mr. Boas was saying.

His point was that other geographers

and you know the common public

hear that story and they think

"Oh, those are just stupid Indians and they don't know about science.

And when they saw an otter they just naturally came up with that story

and it satisfied their curiosity

and that's been the story ever since creation."

But what he discovered

is that those stories have histories

and they've travelled from tribe to tribe.

And as they've travelled

they've transformed.

And that's the flow of wisdom.

Oh, and he says

when you look at a civilization as it is right now

you don't see the depth of possibility that's behind it.

Which is why he's measuring skulls.

You see Mr. Boas and his men have been measuring the skulls

of thousands of kinds of people

to learn more about brain capacity.

And this idea that

one race is more capable of intelligence than the others

there's scanty evidence to prove that.

Oh, and he says when other scientists are studying Indians

they usually start with some laws of psychology

and then try to fit the Indians to those laws.

But he says we should just approach each new tribe

one by one

as if there are no laws.

As if we know nothing.

See with Indians

if we look at them through European eyes, we miss so much.

We are bound by our preconceived ideas and expectations.

And if we want to learn anything from the Indians

we have to let those go.

We need to strip away our presumption of superiority.

Because our knowledge is just so scanty.

We have to open our minds.

Maybe.

I will grant there is much more data to gather concerning the North American Indians.

concerning the North American Indians.

But it is foolish to suggest that scientists

should abandon all knowledge when approaching new phenomena.

We′ve already learned so much about the different races of the world.

We've cataloged their natural abilities

cultural tendencies, cranial capactiies

sensitivities to pain.

A real scientist

takes this corpus, this body of knowledge

and he forms hypotheses

that would then be tested

when new phenomena are encountered in the field.

And that is called the "Scientific Method".

You must have a hypothesis to test against.

Otherise you're just accumulating meaningless facts

cute stories.

Yes.

And I think he was saying things about everything you just said.

I'm not doing him justice. It was very clear.

You must be very careful. Many of these men, they want to popularize their research,

so when speaking to untrained audiences, they take liberties.

Especially with Germans.

They look so knowledgable.

Oh no but he was quite small, and dark, and hairy.

Anyhow, I didn′t agree with everything he had to say. I mean

who knows about a lot of that stuff.

Like he argues that

similarities in religions around the world

can't be explained by some mechanism in the brain.

Well, that can be true.

But it seems to me he's missing the obvious answer.

That there is a spirit world

all around us

which every religion is channeling.

Hey, we're all going to a whorehouse.

You want to come?

I'm not sure. I wouldn't know what to wear.

I'm sure you have something.

You want us to help you pick?

Yes please.

I really appreciate your advice. Because you know

I just don't know Colorado society

And being an out-of-towner, I of course want to fit in

and stand out.

And I think the trick

is finding the right belt.

I love all these scarves. Are they all from New York?

Well, yes I bought them in Manhattan, but they're from all over the world:

China, Paris, Turkey.

Are we walking or riding?

I reckon we'll walk.

Oh good, that really opens up my options.

What do you think about

this with these?

I wouldn't wear something with so many pockets.

It makes you look like a swindler.

A swindler, of course.

That's why I need you. I had no idea.

Why are you dangling like that?

It stretches out my back.

Oh, I should do some stretches too.

My back always hurts.

I don't want to be a cowboy anymore.

Oh, I can imagine.

I've only been riding for a day and my back is an absolute mess.

Here, I'll show you some stretches.

No whores anywhere.

Perhaps a séance?

What?

A séance.

To raise the spirits of some companions for our friends.

It's a good idea, no?

We do that a lot in Europe.

You must know how to perform them, right?

Well..

Yes, of course.

Before we begin

It is not important whether you believe in the spiritual world.

You just have to intend to contact it.

Take a moment to do that.

Alright.

You can get yourself comfortable

lay back if you like.

Let the earth support you.

You can allow your eyes to gently close.

Now begin to breathe deeply.

Slowly inhaling

and exhaling

letting the breath flow into

and out of your mouth.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Feel that energy.

It flows throughout your body.

Feel it reach your hands.

Notice their weight

the warmth inside them.

Feel the energy of your hands

how it is both a part of you

and not.

Feel the cool air touching the surface of your skin.

The cool and hot are both energies.

They are both a part of you

and not.

Each of us in this circle has an energy.

Feel yours flowing in

and out.

Notice the energy around you.

How it moves among the group.

The desert we are in abounds with a life force.

It flows from us

to the coyote in the hills

the owls in the sky

the cactus and the grasses

the water flowing beneath the earth.

Allow these energies to rise into you.

And to flow in

and out with your breath.

We sit

beside a house.

Think of its wood.

Though it is dead, there is still the faintest trace of energy within it

like a subtle shadow.

The things that have been have great energy

and we remain in their presence.

But they are separated from our world as if

behind a screen.

This is the division between life and death.

Let us gather the energy around us.

Let us send it to the division between life and death.

It pools at the surface

and as we send more our flow becomes a waterfall.

It swirls against the surface

shapeless, waiting to take form.

The spirits of this place need our life energy to manifest.

Give it all to them.

What's he doing?

He likes to massage the horses every morning.

But why?

Just the decent thing to do.

John Wesley Powell and his team

have done extensive mapping of the Colorado River,

but our knowledge of this area

is actually quite primitive.

Let's see

From where we stand we can see two great mountain ranges

the Sangre de Christo's on our right

and the San Juan Mountains on our left.

And in front of us, they meet.

Creating a kind of hinge

which widens behind us in an enormous flat expanse.

And this small incline where we stand at the foot of the mountain

this is what we call an alluvial fan.

What was that word?

Alluvial fan, from the movement of the waters.

What kind of waters?

Ah! Excellent question.

The answer is glaciers

huge formations of ice that move under their own power.

As glaciers moved down this mountain

they carried with them huge deposits of sediment

spreading out into a triangular fan formation.

However, this is not the cause of the jagged shape of the Sangre de Christo′s.

Millions of years ago there was a huge thrusting here.

A weakness in the earth

forced these mountains thousands of feet into the sky.

And it is most likely

that the same rock at the top of these mountains

can be found thousands of feet below the earth

on the other side of the fault.

We must remember that the earth

has not always been in the same state as it is now.

In its beginnings, hundreds of millions of years ago,

it was very very hot.

Imagine a smooth, round grape turning into a raisin.

As it has cooled, it has contracted

sometimes violently

creating irregular formations.

Do you see how this mountain is rounder than the others?

And there are hot springs here, yes?

The roundness indicates weakness in the structure

the many small fissures in this mountain allow water to travel deep underground.

There they find a heat source

then travel back up and form a hot spring.

Were these mountains caused by thrusting?

No no, actually

these were caused by another fascinating process.

At times the earth releases its heat through violent eruptions.

You may have heard of volcanoes?

Or fire-mountains?

We are now walking through a caldera

the vast mouth of a volcano.

And do you see that mountain over there?

No, the other one.

Do you see how it slopes outwards?

It was part of the boundary wall of the volcano.

And there in the distance

It's sloping the other way.

Yes, that's part of the other wall.

And this volcano is actually inside another, bigger volcano.

One so large we cannot see the boundaries from here.

What do you call that slender, craggy formation?

The force of the eruptions split the earth into radiating dikes.

These dikes were then filled with lava

which is harder than the surrounding stone.

As the surrounding stone erroded

it left negative impressions.

Is that another dike?

And yet, the expression of geology doesn't have to be so grand.

Do you see how the grasses grow on this mountain?

in almost a grid-like pattern?

The vegetation is actually expressing

The underlying geology.

Everything in geology hids a mystery.

Thngs look this way because the have to look this way.

It's as if nature was a painter.

Moving from execution to inspiration and then back to execution

Creating a landscape.

And through science we can rediscover the progress of the creation.

And what is this essence?

This back and forth power

That creates a painting or a mountain...

Physical aspects of a deeper reality.

What is this if not The Spirit?

This is why, for me, the spiritual isn't a queston of belief.

It's obviously real.

What dazzles me...

With the pigments I use

Is they're made of these real materials.

Ochre is ochre.

So, when I paint

I am expressing the things of this world.

What strength mineral water would you have?

I′ll take a 10%.

I'll take a 5% if we have it.

You can put it on the ground, please.

What is this

The scarves on my face?

Just a technique I′ve developed.

The scarves I choose create a haze over reality.

It enhances my ability to visualize

the painting nascent inside me.

It′s actually quite scientific.

Do you know ‶psychophysics?″

I think I do. Yes.

But of course you do.

Hey guys, what are you doing?

Shooting rattlers.

Care to join us?

May I?

I′ve never shot a gun before.

I love city food.

What do you consider city foods?

Like bananas.

Do you visit cities often?

I just love city things and city folk.

What I′d really like to do one day

is work on a dude ranch.

Get a chance to expose myself

to all kinds of cosmopolitan people.

I am beyond charmed by this pistol.

Well, I don't think it's an even trade

But I'd be happy to part with it

in exchange for one of those lovely imported scarves of yours.

It′s not an even trade, my dear.

I′ll give you two scarves.

Say, pass that tequila.

What's it made of?

Turkey feathers.

- No! - Yup!

You see, turkeys are naturally bullet-proof.

That′s why when you′re hunting turkeys, you have to shoot it in the head.

This vest here is completely bullet-proof.

So where can you get one?

I think the cat is possessed.

There′s a man named Dave from

and he thinks that I wronged him in a deal.

Anyway, he is dead now.

But I think that during the séance I might have accidentally

summoned up his spirit, and he has bound himself to the cat.

Because cats are very receptive to psychic phenomena.

They′re the natural familiars to wrathful energies.

Anyways it′s not safe here.

Dave ... you don′t know him.

Let′s get our shit and go.

Hey guys, we gonna head out.

Hit the road.

Didn′t wanna bother you, just wanna say goodbye.

Been a pleasure meeting you.

Adios.

I′m glad we′re finally done with those cowboys.

Seriously.

I just felt so uncomfortable the whole time.

Yes! It was like I couldn′t be myself.

Isn′t that interesting?

Like we just met, but I feel very at home with you guys.

Why is it some people can just connect in that way?

Well you see, our auras are very complementary.

Say, I′m really quite sore.

Do you think we′ll find hot springs today?

Definitely.

So, what are you looking for?

You see, geothermically heated waters, or hot springs

They often accompany metal deposits.

Plus this map was drawn for mining, so...

That helps.

And there are other specific features in the landscape.

For instance...

This stone.

It's a volcanic stone, right?

Meaning there might be a heat source underground.

And you see this white residue?

It is evidence of geothermal activity.

It′s so mysterious.

This river is not on the map.

We should call it...

The River of Dreams.

I′m dying of scrapes!

Look at all this blood!

No it is mostly water, see?

Here, I have some ointment right here.

We should tie up the wounds with these scarves.

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Shhh. It won′t hurt.

No no no no no!

At least use a red one!

He′s having a nervous fit.

Be still, Milton.

Not all my reds!

He′s getting hysterical. You should give him morphine.

Give him morphine!

Oh, my bruises.

No, no. Nervous fits are caused by a magnetic imbalance.

What I would like to try is a healing stone treatment.

I′ve always wanted to try morphine.

Well, Milton, I don′t have morphine.

There′s a town not far. We should go and get a doctor.

Why should we ride away?

I am not getting on a horse! Why should we ride away?

I am not getting on a horse!

This town′s probably abandoned too.

No! Not green - use harmonic colors!

Maybe one of you should go get the morphine and bring it back...

I think a soak in mineral water will be the best for Milton.

We should keep looking.

Yeah, if we ever find any!

Meanwhile we are gonna do a healing stone treatment.

Milton, this was taught to me by a healer

who learned it from the Hopi Indians.

Can you find us some harmonic stones?

No! Because it is stupid!

No! Look.

The metallic properties of the stones manipulate and re-align the magnetic

fields of the human body. It′s a science.

This is not science. This is science words.

You′re the one who′s blinded by faith!

You say ‶This is science, this is not″

Just because that′s what you′ve been told!

If minerals have healing properties, why not stones?

I cannot argue with idiots!

I'm gonna find the mineral baths.

What? You're leaving us?

How will we find you?

Just stay where you are!

It′s not working.

Yoohoo!

I did it! I found the hot springs!

And they are such beautiful springs.

We should leave right away.

Where is Alta Mariah?

I don't know. Somewhere.

Well it′s getting dark. We′ll probably have to wait till morning.

- What? - Nothing.

It's just interesting...

You're a Dandy but you're not really a Wit, are you?

I mean, when you hear about Dandies, they're always

going around saying witty, clever things

And you don′t really do that.

I never try to say clever things.

It′s true. You are not clever.

Which I'm happy about.

I′d hate it if you were always saying clever things.

Do we have anything besides lobster?

While looking for the hot spring

I found this most fascinating specimen.

A stone with luminescent properties.

Come and see!

Milton?

I can see from here.

Where are the horses?

Probably just off getting breakfast somewhere.

And these springs are wonderful. Very private too.

They are nestled between two cliffs

And the entrance is beyond a slot canyon.

Very private! Very natural.

Oh, there are our horses!

These are not our horses.

That's peculiar.

Excuse me, horses.

You happen to be blocking the entrance to our private spa.

They won't budge.

They aren't objects.

They are beings with minds.

I′ll hypnotise them.

It′s not working.

I don′t know what′s wrong with them.

This is getting ridiculous.

What these horses need...

Is a taste of the pistol.

Well...I didn't see that coming.

Did you?

No...what a close call.

I had no idea.

A geological event like this...

This is impossible to predict.

But they seemed to know.

They did, didn't they?