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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:32,349 Suzie. 2 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,820 I knew from the very first night I met you, 3 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,055 somehow only three months ago... 4 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:41,424 ...that the two of us 5 00:00:41,525 --> 00:00:43,527 would be standing up here today. 6 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,798 Kevin, if someone told me I was gonna marry 7 00:00:46,898 --> 00:00:50,268 the guy who wore sweatpants to our first real date... 8 00:00:51,903 --> 00:00:54,272 ...I'd have told them to get their head checked. 9 00:00:54,371 --> 00:00:55,773 It's been a whirlwind, 10 00:00:55,873 --> 00:00:58,675 and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life. 11 00:00:58,776 --> 00:01:01,913 Every day I learn something new about you, 12 00:01:02,013 --> 00:01:06,349 and every day I fall in love with you all over again. 13 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:09,020 I love the way you tease me, 14 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,687 I love your little smirk 15 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:12,489 that tells me you're up to something. 16 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,859 I love the way you make me laugh. 17 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:17,962 How you truly get me. 18 00:01:18,062 --> 00:01:22,066 I promise to always be your greatest ally, 19 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,400 your protector, 20 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,468 your knight in shining armor. 21 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:27,470 My goofball, 22 00:01:27,571 --> 00:01:31,175 my utterly shameless karaoke partner. 23 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,844 I promise to love you... 24 00:01:32,944 --> 00:01:34,744 To support and respect you. 25 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:38,783 In the happy times, and the not so happy ones. 26 00:01:39,317 --> 00:01:42,286 To be faithful, patient, 27 00:01:42,385 --> 00:01:43,821 and yes, forgiving. 28 00:01:43,921 --> 00:01:49,160 And to always, always fight for us. 29 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:07,644 Stay away from my wife. 30 00:02:08,745 --> 00:02:10,647 You don't know what I'm capable of. 31 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:12,183 Kevin! 32 00:02:12,283 --> 00:02:13,851 Shit! Just a minute! 33 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,623 Did you not get my text? I'm double-parked. 34 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,059 Oh, sorry, just two seconds. 35 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:23,360 All right, I'll wait downstairs. 36 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,196 Oh, hey, uh, do you mind if I drive? 37 00:02:25,296 --> 00:02:26,731 Kevin, I'm stressed as it is. 38 00:02:26,831 --> 00:02:29,800 You don't want to spoil the surprise, do you? 39 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:18,916 Thanks for agreeing to spend the weekend with me. 40 00:03:19,016 --> 00:03:20,051 Of course. 41 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:23,054 You know, I've really been working on myself. 42 00:03:23,154 --> 00:03:25,022 Oh yeah? Yeah. Yeah. 43 00:03:25,923 --> 00:03:28,826 I made a lot of... a lot of changes, good ones. 44 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,527 That's great, Kev. 45 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,029 You know I never asked you to change, right? 46 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,730 After you left, you know, I took a long, 47 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:37,567 hard look at myself, and, uh... don't know, 48 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:42,073 I think you're gonna be in for a surprise this weekend. 49 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:44,942 You may not even recognize your own husband. 50 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:46,576 After two months? 51 00:03:46,676 --> 00:03:49,914 Yeah, that would be quite the surprise, Kev. 52 00:03:51,415 --> 00:03:53,384 Can you look at the road, please? 53 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,785 Sorry. Yeah. 54 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:56,921 Yeah, you know, I've really been using our break 55 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:58,022 to get healthier. 56 00:03:58,122 --> 00:03:59,190 Hmm. 57 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,826 Yeah, I've been going out on a lot more auditions, 58 00:04:01,926 --> 00:04:03,461 which is nice, exercising. 59 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,162 Kev, I appreciate what you're trying to do. I-- 60 00:04:05,262 --> 00:04:07,331 My point is, Suzie, that I think this break 61 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:08,833 has actually been really good for us. 62 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,734 And now that it's over, I think this getaway 63 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,470 is exactly what we need. 64 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:14,138 You know, like a second honeymoon. 65 00:04:14,238 --> 00:04:16,706 Just you and me, 66 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:18,876 and a nice, romantic weekend. 67 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,378 Kevin! 68 00:04:46,669 --> 00:04:49,539 Hey, uh, mind if I pull over up here? 69 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:51,541 Need to use the bathroom. 70 00:05:01,419 --> 00:05:02,519 Hey, there's a line! 71 00:05:02,619 --> 00:05:03,854 And there's a fellow in there already! 72 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:05,722 We'll just be two minutes. 73 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:09,327 Ernie? 74 00:05:09,427 --> 00:05:11,195 Oh. Hey, bud. How's it going? 75 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:13,663 What the fuck? What's the emergency? 76 00:05:13,764 --> 00:05:15,766 You tell me. I mean, you barged in here, so... 77 00:05:15,866 --> 00:05:17,034 You said code yellow. 78 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:18,535 Oh, right, 'cause I had to stop to pee, 79 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,204 but it's way more of a code brown. 80 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:21,471 Code yellow means emergency. 81 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,907 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't guest star 82 00:05:23,007 --> 00:05:25,209 on Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Tyler. 83 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,576 Oh, that doesn't work. 84 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:27,845 God, it reeks in here. 85 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:30,181 No need to be rude, but okay. 86 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:34,485 Hey, while I have you, I would love to run some dialogue tweaks by you. 87 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,053 The script is fine the way it is. 88 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:38,621 Kevin, how long have we been in acting class together, bro? 89 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:40,858 You know I have an ear for that type of stuff. 90 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,394 Brother, if this scene is not 100% authentic, 91 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:45,262 she's gonna see right through you. 92 00:05:46,729 --> 00:05:48,099 You're not listening to me, are you? 93 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:49,333 Fucking miss her, man. 94 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,735 This plan has to work. 95 00:05:50,835 --> 00:05:53,137 I need to show her that I can step up, you know? 96 00:05:53,237 --> 00:05:55,638 I know, and that's why we gotta get this right, right? 97 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:57,607 I know. We do this right, 98 00:05:57,707 --> 00:05:59,642 she's gonna be so impressed. Oh, yeah, 99 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:01,611 so impressed she'll run straight into your arms 100 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:03,180 and then boom, brother! Boom. 101 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,883 You're a motherfucking hero! What's up? Come on! 102 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:07,952 All right, see you tonight. 103 00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:10,187 Ten o'clock, do not be late. 104 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:13,023 We're gonna save your fucking marriage, dude. 105 00:06:13,491 --> 00:06:15,993 Almost there. Suzie! 106 00:06:17,694 --> 00:06:20,064 Suzie! Hey! You awake? 107 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,268 Yep, I am now. 108 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:27,338 How far are we from the resort? 109 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:29,406 Who said anything about a resort? 110 00:06:30,673 --> 00:06:32,243 Please don't tell me we're camping. 111 00:06:32,343 --> 00:06:34,644 No. We are not. 112 00:06:35,246 --> 00:06:37,515 Just want to see how long it takes you to guess. 113 00:06:44,355 --> 00:06:46,357 No, you didn't. 114 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,658 I did. 115 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:31,835 It's all ours for the weekend. 116 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,804 Your dad said he hasn't used it in years. 117 00:07:33,904 --> 00:07:35,239 You spoke to my dad? 118 00:07:35,339 --> 00:07:36,941 Well, uh, his secretary. 119 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,910 He's in Bangkok. Or Boise. Something. 120 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,414 Uh, but Jenny said that you guys used to come here every summer. 121 00:07:43,514 --> 00:07:45,883 Kevin, you... Wha-- 122 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,152 Why didn't you ask me? 123 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:51,789 Because I was being romantic. What's the matter, honey? 124 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,124 I thought this would make you happy. 125 00:07:57,294 --> 00:07:59,196 Yeah, it's... it's fine. 126 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,200 I'll take it. 127 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,894 Shit. 128 00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:15,239 The pink champagne you ordered, madam. 129 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,375 Thanks. 130 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:22,079 You look very familiar. 131 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:24,581 You remind me of a dear girl I met once 132 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,984 at an Irish pub on West 14th Street, 133 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:29,620 what was it, uh, two years ago. 134 00:09:30,287 --> 00:09:34,491 A couple of Wall Street knuckleheads were hassling her. 135 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,560 So what did I do? 136 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,028 Hmm. Your accent changed. 137 00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:39,430 No, it-- Yes, it did. 138 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:40,699 It did? Oh, yeah. 139 00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:43,334 - Deal with it. - So what did I do? 140 00:09:43,434 --> 00:09:45,336 Marched right over there, 141 00:09:45,436 --> 00:09:47,671 and I rescued her from those goons 142 00:09:47,772 --> 00:09:50,507 like a proper white knight. 143 00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:53,844 And then I did what I do best. 144 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,013 I made her laugh. 145 00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:01,218 At one point, she looked me straight in the eye. 146 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:04,088 She said, "Do you want to get out of here?" 147 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,890 To which I responded, "And go where?" 148 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,892 How about Aruba? 149 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:12,229 "How about Aruba?" 150 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,231 You weren't messing around. 151 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:16,934 You got us two round-trip tickets before I could buy you 152 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:20,137 a second drink, and I knew right then and there 153 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:23,974 that I would do anything to make you happy. 154 00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:28,612 Honey, I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about the house. 155 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:31,882 Honestly, I thought it would bring back good memories. 156 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:36,653 Let me make it up to you. 157 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,890 I'm going to cook us a Michelin-star dinner. 158 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,525 Kev, just hang on. 159 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,131 I see how hard you're trying. 160 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,399 I do. 161 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,369 This isn't our second honeymoon. 162 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:55,539 This is our first night after the separation. 163 00:10:55,639 --> 00:10:56,708 Break. 164 00:10:56,808 --> 00:10:58,609 I think we just need to ease into it. 165 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,545 I have to figure out if this is something 166 00:11:01,645 --> 00:11:04,046 that still works for me. 167 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:11,255 Yep. Of course. 168 00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:14,024 So what do you want to do? 169 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,193 What do you want to do? 170 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:18,194 Yahtzee? 171 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,534 Let's-Let's just get out of this house, okay? 172 00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:25,436 Let's go to a bar. 173 00:11:25,536 --> 00:11:27,404 Wait, really? 174 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:30,240 Yeah, let's see if we could just have a good time together. 175 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,943 Well, I-I am having a-a good time here. 176 00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:52,731 You want another round? 177 00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,565 Uh, yeah, sure. 178 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:05,309 Jesus Christ. 179 00:12:05,409 --> 00:12:07,377 Excuse me, what's your Wi-Fi? 180 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,485 No effin' way. 181 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:17,588 Suzie Stone? 182 00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:20,424 Heather. Oh my God, am I dreaming? 183 00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:23,293 'Cause I... I really never thought that I'd see you again. 184 00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:25,996 Oh my God, come here. How long has it been? 185 00:12:26,096 --> 00:12:28,999 I mean, let's not do the math, okay? 186 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:30,567 How on earth do you look so friggin' young? 187 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,636 We're supposed to be the same age, aren't we? 188 00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,171 Heather, you look incredible. 189 00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:36,173 Pfft. I don't. I don't. 190 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:37,541 Oh, this is my coworker Murphy. 191 00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:40,377 This is my husband. Mr. Softie, right? 192 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,179 He's in the commercials. 193 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:43,781 You are Mr. Softie, aren't you? 194 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:46,617 I mean, that's one of the roles I've played, but Kevin is fine. 195 00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:48,485 Nice. Mr. Softie. 196 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:49,854 Kevin. Uh, how-- 197 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:52,356 Sorry, how do you two know each other? 198 00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:53,357 We... 199 00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:55,158 Well, Heather, 200 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,094 come on. 201 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,796 Ho-ga. Bo-ga. 202 00:12:58,897 --> 00:12:59,898 Wapanoga. 203 00:12:59,998 --> 00:13:02,599 Best camp north of Saratoga! 204 00:13:03,768 --> 00:13:04,803 Oh! 205 00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:06,503 Heather and I went to camp together 206 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:08,405 right across the lake. We were best friends. 207 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,307 You were best friends with everyone. 208 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:12,175 Oh, please, that's not true. 209 00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:14,879 You were. I was just waiting all year for the summer 210 00:13:14,979 --> 00:13:17,114 because I knew I'd get to see you. 211 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:22,921 But then one summer, you didn't come back. 212 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:25,289 I was so heartbroken. 213 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,193 Um, you-you guys work together? 214 00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:31,796 What... what do you do? 215 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,197 Oh, yeah, we're, um, actually-- 216 00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:35,833 We're just... we're with the police department. 217 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,668 So crazy, but... 218 00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:39,369 Why are you being weird? 219 00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,138 She's the chief. Um... 220 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,775 What?! Just like your dad. That's incredible. 221 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,042 So, are you two married? 222 00:13:45,142 --> 00:13:47,110 No, no, we just work together. 223 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,584 What are you doing here? I texted you. Relax. 224 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,686 There's no service. I told you to wait in the car. 225 00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,855 You can't expect me to wait in the car for four hours, dude. 226 00:13:57,956 --> 00:14:00,724 I told you I did legs today. That's just physically unsafe. 227 00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:01,826 I'm not gonna risk it. 228 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,727 Hey, Kevin, right? Uh, yeah. 229 00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:06,663 Sorry to interrupt. I'm Murphy. 230 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,031 Come stai? 231 00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:09,934 Io... Italian. 232 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,336 Yeah, he's a-- he's a tourist. 233 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,371 C'est mozzarella. 234 00:14:14,471 --> 00:14:16,273 Bathroom? Are you looking for the bathroom? 235 00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:18,241 Oh, I think it's just... 236 00:14:18,342 --> 00:14:20,377 But look, I-I hate to be that guy, 237 00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,379 but do you think I could maybe get a photo? 238 00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:24,281 My buddies are never gonna believe this. 239 00:14:24,381 --> 00:14:26,350 You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 240 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,919 - Io? Sì, si, sì. - Yeah, could you? 241 00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:29,353 Yeah, thank you, thank you. 242 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,221 We friggin' love your commercials, man. 243 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:33,123 Mr. Softie's the shit. Thanks, man. 244 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:36,326 Una, due... Oh, could you make the face? 245 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:38,662 Come on. Nice. Yeah. 246 00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:42,232 Eh... Amilo. Sì. 247 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,201 Heck yeah, dude. Thank you so much, man. 248 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,403 Yeah. Um, bathroom. 249 00:14:46,503 --> 00:14:48,072 Bellissimo. Yeah, bathroom. 250 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:49,774 Oh, grazie. 251 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,044 How good was I? 252 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,244 Follow me. 253 00:14:57,514 --> 00:15:00,084 Dude, no one was supposed to see us together. 254 00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:01,351 That was a cop. Take a breath. 255 00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:02,619 You heard me in there, dude. 256 00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:04,287 That dude totally thought I was italiano. 257 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:06,057 Italiano. Why didn't you just speak Spanish? 258 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,457 Because I was acting, Kevin. 259 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,526 Oh, shit, I thought you quit. 260 00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:11,829 I did, except for emergencies. 261 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:12,897 This is an emergency. 262 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:14,999 Oh, shit. Playing the hero. 263 00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:17,334 This is a stupid idea. 264 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,670 Staging a break-in? What the fuck are we thinking? 265 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:22,439 So funny, you're kind of like 266 00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:24,307 exactly how I imagined you'd be. 267 00:15:24,408 --> 00:15:26,443 Oh, God, Heather, what does that mean? 268 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:29,981 No, I just mean, like you were always so driven 269 00:15:30,081 --> 00:15:31,148 and, I don't know, 270 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,616 like a Barbie. 271 00:15:32,716 --> 00:15:35,086 Of course, you have this friggin' perfect life. 272 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,021 Perfect? 273 00:15:37,121 --> 00:15:38,790 What? You're a huge deal. 274 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,092 You are. You have the big nonprofit in the city. 275 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,326 You have cool actor husband. 276 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,797 People just dream of having a life like yours. 277 00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:48,098 Sorry. 278 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,634 Blabbing. Blabber Blabberson over here. 279 00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:51,703 No. Yes. 280 00:15:51,803 --> 00:15:53,403 Let's talk about something else. Heather... 281 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:56,406 Remember how we used to tell each other everything? 282 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:58,675 I miss that so much. 283 00:15:58,776 --> 00:15:59,944 Me too. You do? 284 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,178 Yes! Okay. 285 00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:03,881 Okay, so your life's not perfect. 286 00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:06,415 Got it. 287 00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:08,719 What's going on? 288 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,387 I mean... 289 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:14,524 I just don't remember the last time anything I said 290 00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,027 or did actually mattered. 291 00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:18,896 And I-I know this sounds lame, 292 00:16:18,996 --> 00:16:20,497 I just feel like 293 00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:24,234 my... my whole life is-is babyproof. 294 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:27,437 It... It's perfect, just like you said. 295 00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:31,008 There's just something missing, you know. 296 00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:33,343 Suzie is perfect. 297 00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:35,445 Okay, she's nice, super rich, 298 00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:38,548 super fucking hot. Like, oh my God, honestly. What the... 299 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,318 All I'm saying is she could've picked anybody, but she picked you. 300 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,021 And all you gotta do, buddy, is remind her why. 301 00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:45,655 Yeah. 302 00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:48,658 Oh, is that a question? 303 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:51,427 Uh... 304 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,831 I don't-I don't know, man. 305 00:16:54,198 --> 00:16:55,432 I don't know why she chose me. 306 00:16:55,532 --> 00:16:58,502 'Cause you are a fucking beast, huh? 307 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,370 You are a seriously underrated actor. 308 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,939 Thank you. Yeah, I mean it. 309 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:05,308 Most importantly, you are a protector, right? 310 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:08,311 Well, what about Kevin? He seems nice. 311 00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:10,347 Yeah. So he's gotta be on your side. 312 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,615 Yeah, Kevin's nice. Right? 313 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,752 He's a goofball. I love him for that. 314 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,755 I just... 315 00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:20,992 I thought maybe he was the missing piece, 316 00:17:21,092 --> 00:17:23,360 but... I don't know. 317 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,395 Lately, I just feel like... 318 00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:30,734 I don't know. We live... we live in two different worlds. 319 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,839 Now I'm blabbing. 320 00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:38,776 No, I'm-I'm... This is good. Please, go on. 321 00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:41,813 Like, I... I tried to tell him. 322 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,815 I tried to tell him what I've been going through. 323 00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:47,218 I tried to tell him I'm unhappy, and he, like, freaked out. 324 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,886 And he made it all about himself, 325 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:52,322 like I was trying to tell him something was wrong with him. 326 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,027 What were you trying to tell him? 327 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:00,965 That there's something wrong with me. 328 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:03,167 Two hours from now, I'm gonna break into your house, 329 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,367 and you better fucking stop me. 330 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,502 Yeah? Yeah? 331 00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:07,872 Yeah. Yeah, there we go. 332 00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:10,007 You know my bro, Victor, he jacks cars for a living, 333 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:12,810 so you could kind of say this is, like, in my blood, right? 334 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,511 Oh, shit. I forgot. 335 00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:16,080 What is this? 336 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,682 Wait for it. Wait. 337 00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:19,717 Huh? 338 00:18:19,817 --> 00:18:20,952 Holy shit. 339 00:18:21,052 --> 00:18:22,186 Yeah, how cool is this? 340 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:23,353 I borrowed it from Victor. 341 00:18:23,453 --> 00:18:24,722 He has like a whole collection. 342 00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:27,325 I was gonna surprise you with it later, but... 343 00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:29,227 Give me your money! 344 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:31,262 Give me your money, man! Come on! 345 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,663 Come on, let's practice. Come on. 346 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,497 You're not getting through this door, you hear me? 347 00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:35,867 That was good! More, more, more! 348 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,567 Yeah. You stay away from me and my wife, 349 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,970 you son of a bitch! Oh, yeah. 350 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,872 How about I break this motherfucker down? 351 00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:42,773 Kevin, save me. Please, Kevin. 352 00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:44,541 Shut up, you Barbie bitch! 353 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:46,277 The Barbie takes away from the aggression. 354 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,212 Trust me. I'm gonna take your jewels, 355 00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:50,047 I'm gonna sell them on the black market. 356 00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:52,049 I-- 357 00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,923 Hi. 358 00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:01,523 How do you do? 359 00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:04,829 What do you think? Time to head home, babe? 360 00:19:04,929 --> 00:19:06,164 Hey, crazy idea, 361 00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:09,267 but either of you ever ride in a police cruiser before? 362 00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:15,006 Why is he driving so slow? 363 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,377 You've trained as an actor, 364 00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:22,313 and I've trained as an actor. I did Meisner training, and-- 365 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,981 Hey, flip that switch. 366 00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:30,187 I was doing some theater, and then-- 367 00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:32,155 Are you kidding me? 368 00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:40,131 Oh my God, yes! 369 00:19:40,231 --> 00:19:41,398 Whoo! 370 00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,234 License and registration! On your left! 371 00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,770 Did you... 372 00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,644 This was fun. Yeah, it really was. 373 00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,080 So fun. So fun. 374 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,215 And I missed this, you know. 375 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,388 Night, Chief. 376 00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:07,457 Good night, Suzie. 377 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,794 Oh! 378 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,034 Bye. Bye. 379 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,804 Honey. Honey? 380 00:20:19,904 --> 00:20:22,840 Honey, I got this. Honey, I got this. 381 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,009 I got this. 382 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,444 Oh, shit! 383 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,052 Oh, shit. Shit. 384 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,859 Oh my God. She's gonna kill me. 385 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,138 Ernie! 386 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:55,339 Oh my God! 387 00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:57,174 Oh my God! Ernie! 388 00:20:57,274 --> 00:20:59,276 Ernie! Fuck! 389 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,145 Ernie! 390 00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:02,346 Acting... 391 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,348 is reacting. 392 00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,582 You got this. 393 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,786 Um... 394 00:21:11,122 --> 00:21:14,025 Break down this door, you Barbie bitch! Bitch! 395 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,094 Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. Fuck yeah! 396 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:23,800 Showtime. 397 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:27,304 Come on. 398 00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,830 Okay. 399 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,846 Ernie. 400 00:22:08,946 --> 00:22:11,147 Fuck! 401 00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:16,953 Fuck yeah. Okay. 402 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:21,224 Ah, shit. 403 00:22:31,302 --> 00:22:33,203 Action! 404 00:22:37,341 --> 00:22:38,943 Hello? 405 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,788 Okay... 406 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:57,727 Give me your money! I'm robbing your ass! 407 00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:06,303 - I said I'm robbing your ass. - "Your ass"? 408 00:23:08,539 --> 00:23:09,707 Uh... 409 00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:12,409 How about I break this motherfucker down? 410 00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:25,556 All right, I'm coming for you! 411 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,824 Unless there's a hero in there 412 00:23:26,924 --> 00:23:28,926 who's gonna try to stop me or something? 413 00:23:29,393 --> 00:23:31,494 Or anybody? 414 00:23:34,598 --> 00:23:35,966 I'm gonna take your fancy jewels, 415 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,369 and I'm gonna sell them on the black market. 416 00:23:41,639 --> 00:23:44,073 Barbie bitch! 417 00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,180 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. 418 00:23:50,314 --> 00:23:51,382 Suzie? 419 00:23:51,482 --> 00:23:52,516 Suzie, hello? 420 00:23:52,616 --> 00:23:55,319 Hey, Suzie. Everything okay? 421 00:24:05,329 --> 00:24:07,463 Oh my... 422 00:24:19,777 --> 00:24:21,445 Jesus Christ. 423 00:24:22,479 --> 00:24:24,315 What-What happened? 424 00:24:24,682 --> 00:24:26,350 What happened? 425 00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:29,720 Suzie? 426 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,622 He broke in. 427 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,324 He attacked me. 428 00:24:33,757 --> 00:24:36,360 He-He said that he wanted my jewels, 429 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,095 but he was coming for me. 430 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,298 I had to protect myself. 431 00:24:43,601 --> 00:24:45,236 Is-Is he, uh... 432 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,175 Oh, God. 433 00:24:52,443 --> 00:24:54,812 Oh, God! 434 00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:57,514 Oh my God. 435 00:24:57,615 --> 00:25:00,184 Kev, it's o-- Kev, look. Kev. 436 00:25:00,618 --> 00:25:02,453 He didn't hurt me. I'm fine. Look. 437 00:25:04,288 --> 00:25:05,589 No, I, I... 438 00:25:05,689 --> 00:25:07,591 I know, I'm just, I'm... 439 00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:10,561 I'm just so relieved, you know? 440 00:25:11,462 --> 00:25:13,897 Do you have any idea who this guy could be? 441 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:16,767 Why? Why would you ask me that? No. 442 00:25:16,867 --> 00:25:18,068 Well, how can you be sure? 443 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,770 I've never met this man before in my life. 444 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:21,538 Kevin, he's wearing a mask. 445 00:25:43,494 --> 00:25:44,628 Uh, nope. 446 00:25:44,728 --> 00:25:46,864 Okay. 447 00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:48,365 All right, let's go to the police. 448 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:49,867 Hold on. Hang on. 449 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,036 Kevin, there's no service. Phones are out, power's out. 450 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:54,705 Okay. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 451 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:57,541 Don't you think we should just think about this for one second? 452 00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:58,742 Okay? 453 00:25:58,842 --> 00:26:00,110 Okay, think about... think about what? 454 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,012 I mean, I mean, I mean, look at... 455 00:26:02,112 --> 00:26:03,714 look at you, look at this. 456 00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:04,882 Doesn't this look bad? 457 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,551 I mean, maybe it was just like a... 458 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,520 a misunderstanding. 459 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,721 A misunderstanding? 460 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,056 Yeah, I mean, maybe he was just-- 461 00:26:12,156 --> 00:26:13,691 How is this a misunderstanding? 462 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,592 Kevin, this is a stranger in our house. 463 00:26:15,693 --> 00:26:16,927 He broke into our house, 464 00:26:17,027 --> 00:26:19,296 he's wearing a terrifying mask, he attacked me. 465 00:26:19,396 --> 00:26:21,265 We're going to the police. We're going to the police. 466 00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:23,567 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 467 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,336 Just... 468 00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,304 I... Yeah, I know. It... 469 00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:31,875 Before we go, why don't you just wash up a little, you know? 470 00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:34,478 I mean, it just looks... I mean, your face... 471 00:26:36,914 --> 00:26:38,882 Okay, yeah. 472 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:53,097 Oh... shit. 473 00:26:53,931 --> 00:26:56,633 Oh, God. 474 00:26:57,301 --> 00:27:00,971 Oh, Ernie! Oh, shit, shit! Shit! 475 00:27:01,071 --> 00:27:03,307 Ernie! Fuck! 476 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,376 Fuck! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 477 00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:08,345 I'm so sorry, Ernie. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 478 00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:12,049 Okay. I'm gonna... I'm gonna make this up to you. 479 00:27:12,149 --> 00:27:13,717 I'm gonna come clean. I'm gonna come clean. 480 00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:15,085 I'm gonna tell them everything. 481 00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:18,589 Fuck. Oh my God. 482 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:35,204 Shit. 483 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:56,493 Kevin! Shit. 484 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,267 Where's the car? 485 00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,135 I'm sorry, okay? I got distracted. 486 00:28:05,235 --> 00:28:06,937 We'll talk about it later. Okay. 487 00:28:09,206 --> 00:28:10,140 Oh. 488 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,876 Quick, Kev, flag it down! 489 00:28:11,975 --> 00:28:13,077 Hey. Hey! 490 00:28:13,177 --> 00:28:14,545 Hello? Hello! Help! Help! 491 00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:16,113 Hi, hi, right here. Hi. 492 00:28:16,213 --> 00:28:17,915 Hi! 493 00:28:18,982 --> 00:28:21,118 Really? Jeez. 494 00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,822 I'm sorry. 495 00:28:34,933 --> 00:28:36,768 Uh... 496 00:28:36,868 --> 00:28:39,202 Hi. 497 00:28:41,873 --> 00:28:43,273 Sorry to put you through all this. 498 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,442 Do you mind just confirming your name for the report? 499 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:47,411 Kevin. Just Kevin? 500 00:28:47,511 --> 00:28:49,112 Sorry, should I take that again from the top? 501 00:28:49,213 --> 00:28:50,882 Doesn't really work like that. 502 00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:53,083 Starting positions, please. 503 00:28:53,183 --> 00:28:54,886 And can you give me a little bit of background? 504 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,186 What brought you up here to Wapanoga? 505 00:28:56,286 --> 00:28:58,355 Just a nice, romantic weekend together. 506 00:28:58,455 --> 00:28:59,590 Hmm. 507 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:01,692 What, did Suzie say 508 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,360 something different? Well... 509 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,797 She mentioned something about a trial separation. 510 00:29:05,897 --> 00:29:08,232 It was a break. And it's over now. 511 00:29:08,332 --> 00:29:11,468 I'm not super comfortable in the house. 512 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,571 You know, I haven't been back in 20 years, 513 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:20,611 so I was very eager to get out for a few hours. 514 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,080 Luckily, I ran into you. 515 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,986 And, um, can you tell me a little bit 516 00:29:28,085 --> 00:29:29,319 about the flower pot? 517 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:32,256 Heather, the guy knew exactly where to look. 518 00:29:32,757 --> 00:29:34,057 He showed up, 519 00:29:34,157 --> 00:29:35,894 he took the key from the flower pot, 520 00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:38,161 and he just walked right in the door. 521 00:29:38,262 --> 00:29:40,664 Flower pot? It's red terracotta, 522 00:29:40,765 --> 00:29:42,533 about this size. 523 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:45,269 I don't even... I don't even know what flower pot you're... 524 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:48,272 No, I-I, uh, I have the key right here. 525 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,674 He was banging on the door. 526 00:29:51,575 --> 00:29:54,012 Like banging, banging, banging, banging. 527 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,983 And I'm-I'm, like, pushing back against it, 528 00:29:59,082 --> 00:30:01,351 and I'm-I'm-I'm pushing with everything I have. 529 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:04,087 Like, I'm-I'm fighting for my life, Heather. 530 00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:06,557 And were you involved in the altercation in any way? 531 00:30:06,657 --> 00:30:08,625 No, sure-sure wasn't. 532 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,532 What's all that blood on you? 533 00:30:17,334 --> 00:30:19,269 And then when it was done, 534 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,572 I just couldn't... 535 00:30:22,673 --> 00:30:25,475 I couldn't believe I was the one still standing. 536 00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:30,247 I don't know how many times I have to say this, 537 00:30:30,347 --> 00:30:33,051 I've never met that man before in my entire life. 538 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,425 Kevin was talking with the victim at the bar. 539 00:30:41,525 --> 00:30:43,293 He was speaking Italian or something. 540 00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:45,529 Said he was looking for the bathroom. 541 00:30:46,463 --> 00:30:48,332 Can I change one of my answers? 542 00:31:28,739 --> 00:31:30,706 Hmm. 543 00:31:44,321 --> 00:31:46,223 Who was in here? 544 00:31:48,358 --> 00:31:49,927 Was it you, Kevin? 545 00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:36,708 Hey, Chief? 546 00:32:36,808 --> 00:32:38,776 It looks like our intruder came from the woods. 547 00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:41,611 I'm thinking there's gonna be a car or a boat nearby. 548 00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:43,447 Smart. 549 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,549 I'll be down in a sec. 550 00:33:09,473 --> 00:33:11,209 Rest in peace, buddy. 551 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:14,444 Who are you talking to? 552 00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:18,248 Huh? Oh, just... uh, you know. 553 00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:24,587 How are you holding up? 554 00:33:29,227 --> 00:33:31,695 So he really attacked you, huh? 555 00:33:31,796 --> 00:33:33,964 Just... 556 00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:36,700 Did he have a weapon, or no? 557 00:33:37,969 --> 00:33:39,636 What are you asking me? 558 00:33:40,504 --> 00:33:42,472 No, I'm just-I'm just trying to be there for you, honey. 559 00:33:42,572 --> 00:33:46,376 You know, understand what you... what you went through, 560 00:33:46,778 --> 00:33:48,445 or thought. 561 00:33:51,348 --> 00:33:53,583 Honestly, it was the weirdest thing. 562 00:33:56,653 --> 00:33:59,757 One minute, I truly believed that I was gonna die. 563 00:34:00,858 --> 00:34:04,361 Then I'm, like, standing over him. 564 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,330 And he's covered in blood. 565 00:34:11,769 --> 00:34:13,403 I'm a killer. 566 00:34:14,038 --> 00:34:15,238 I killed him. 567 00:34:15,338 --> 00:34:17,842 No, honey, don't, don't say that. It's-- 568 00:34:17,942 --> 00:34:19,342 Well, it's true, Kevin. 569 00:34:19,442 --> 00:34:21,678 Honey, it's-- No. It's-It's complicated. 570 00:34:21,779 --> 00:34:24,447 I mean, you were-- you were protecting yourself, 571 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:26,416 and... 572 00:34:26,516 --> 00:34:28,085 you had no choice. 573 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:31,155 I mean, you're not a killer. 574 00:34:31,255 --> 00:34:32,890 You killed one guy. Just, you know, 575 00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:34,125 don't make a habit of it. 576 00:34:34,225 --> 00:34:36,659 Excuse me, Miss Stone? 577 00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:42,399 I don't know if you remember me, Jeff, from camp. 578 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,970 I was a year behind you. 579 00:34:47,905 --> 00:34:49,372 Um... 580 00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:52,709 Anyways, I just wanted to say, what you did, 581 00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:55,079 defending yourself like that, 582 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:56,746 you're a hero. 583 00:34:57,215 --> 00:34:58,515 Everyone's saying so. 584 00:34:58,615 --> 00:35:00,617 We don't all get tested like that. 585 00:35:00,717 --> 00:35:03,287 You've shown you're a real protector. 586 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:04,488 Your husband's a lucky man. 587 00:35:04,588 --> 00:35:06,057 Sorry, did you need something or... 588 00:35:06,157 --> 00:35:09,126 Uh... Yeah, Chief would like to have a word. 589 00:35:18,602 --> 00:35:21,973 Hey, catch! 590 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,175 Dummy. 591 00:35:25,810 --> 00:35:28,079 ...but we might have more questions. 592 00:35:28,511 --> 00:35:30,614 Would you mind sticking around, Kevin? 593 00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:34,750 Kevin! 594 00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:37,355 Uh... I'm sorry, what? 595 00:35:37,454 --> 00:35:39,422 We're, uh, we're just discussing the logistics 596 00:35:39,522 --> 00:35:41,192 of you staying through the weekend. 597 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,392 The maid can't come till Monday. 598 00:35:42,492 --> 00:35:43,661 We'll just avoid that hallway, 599 00:35:43,761 --> 00:35:45,495 and there's plenty of other bathrooms. 600 00:35:45,595 --> 00:35:49,066 Wait, hang on. You, uh, you want to stay here? 601 00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:50,600 I thought we were leaving. 602 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,535 Well, the police are done with their work in the house, 603 00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:54,071 and Heather was saying it might be helpful 604 00:35:54,171 --> 00:35:55,873 for us to stick around in case they have more questions. 605 00:35:55,973 --> 00:35:57,474 Aren't we in some kind of danger? 606 00:35:57,574 --> 00:35:59,143 A man just tried to kill my wife. 607 00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:02,113 I mean, I-I'm-- we're happy to get you, what, 608 00:36:02,213 --> 00:36:03,513 like a motel downtown? Yeah. 609 00:36:03,613 --> 00:36:06,483 If that would help you settle in, feel more safe. 610 00:36:07,919 --> 00:36:09,386 If you don't want to stay here with me, 611 00:36:09,486 --> 00:36:10,822 we can get a car to take you back. 612 00:36:10,922 --> 00:36:13,657 No, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm, uh... 613 00:36:14,158 --> 00:36:17,128 You're right. I agree, yeah, we should stay. 614 00:36:17,228 --> 00:36:18,829 We should stay. Uh... 615 00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:22,532 Hey, just out of curiosity, what are the odds of you folks 616 00:36:22,632 --> 00:36:26,237 figuring out who this attacker, uh, was? 617 00:36:26,871 --> 00:36:28,306 I mean, we're fairly confident 618 00:36:28,406 --> 00:36:29,807 that he's from out of town, right? 619 00:36:29,907 --> 00:36:31,541 So once we locate the vehicle, 620 00:36:31,641 --> 00:36:33,277 I'd say our odds are pretty damn good. 621 00:36:35,146 --> 00:36:37,415 - I don't trust him. - Of course you don't. 622 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,483 He lied, Murph. You saw him with the attacker last night at the bar. 623 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,752 He corrected himself. 624 00:36:41,852 --> 00:36:44,055 Yeah, only after he knew he was caught. 625 00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:46,489 If Kevin only met the guy last night, why lie? 626 00:36:46,589 --> 00:36:48,025 He was scared. 627 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,962 Thought it might make us suspicious, which it did. 628 00:36:51,062 --> 00:36:52,863 Doesn't mean he tried to have his wife killed. 629 00:36:52,964 --> 00:36:54,364 So the house key? 630 00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:55,700 Suzie said she saw the guy pull the key 631 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,435 out of the flowerpot, let himself in. 632 00:36:57,534 --> 00:36:58,769 You think Kevin planted the key? 633 00:36:58,869 --> 00:37:00,171 Yeah. How'd he know where to look? 634 00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:01,939 Oh, what if it's a sex thing? 635 00:37:03,908 --> 00:37:04,876 No? 636 00:37:04,976 --> 00:37:07,244 Okay, so, Murph, what's your theory? 637 00:37:07,345 --> 00:37:09,446 Well, 638 00:37:09,546 --> 00:37:12,083 it's not so much a theory per se. 639 00:37:14,418 --> 00:37:16,988 I just am having a hard time 640 00:37:17,088 --> 00:37:19,656 seeing Mr. Softie as the kind of guy 641 00:37:19,757 --> 00:37:22,193 who's dealing with professional criminals. 642 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,295 The man's a cream puff. 643 00:37:24,694 --> 00:37:27,465 He married way out of his league, and he knows it. 644 00:37:27,865 --> 00:37:30,468 And as far as I can tell, he truly loves his wife. 645 00:37:38,943 --> 00:37:43,147 I'd guess Mr. Softie pissed off some thug at a bar. 646 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:45,883 The guy followed him home and broke in. 647 00:37:45,983 --> 00:37:47,751 Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if Kevin was home 648 00:37:47,852 --> 00:37:50,187 the whole time it went down, just hiding under the bed. 649 00:37:50,287 --> 00:37:51,656 Right, Murph. Yeah. 650 00:37:51,756 --> 00:37:53,623 That's not a theory per se. 651 00:38:02,366 --> 00:38:05,202 Well, we're not gonna know anything until we ID the attacker. 652 00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:07,271 So let's just keep on the grid search in the woods, 653 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,639 and I will start checking with local businesses. 654 00:38:09,739 --> 00:38:12,142 Thank you, boys. 655 00:38:24,822 --> 00:38:26,857 It's just me and this bear. 656 00:38:26,957 --> 00:38:28,926 Thirty yards away, it charges. 657 00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:31,661 Six hundred pounds of raw, brute force 658 00:38:31,762 --> 00:38:33,663 coming straight the fuck at me. 659 00:38:33,764 --> 00:38:35,032 Twenty yards. 660 00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:37,368 Well, you were always a great shot, Stu. 661 00:38:37,468 --> 00:38:38,703 I'm okay. 662 00:38:38,803 --> 00:38:40,304 No four-time Ivy League archery champ. 663 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:41,906 Shut up. 664 00:38:42,006 --> 00:38:43,174 Were you scared? 665 00:38:43,274 --> 00:38:44,408 No time. 666 00:38:44,508 --> 00:38:45,977 I'm pure instinct. 667 00:38:46,077 --> 00:38:48,345 Ten yards, five. 668 00:38:48,446 --> 00:38:49,780 I fire. Wham! 669 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,883 Damn thing hits the ground right at my feet. 670 00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:54,919 I'll never forget that rush. 671 00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:56,619 It's incredible. 672 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,556 The greatest feeling in the world 673 00:38:58,655 --> 00:39:01,225 is fighting for your life and winning. 674 00:39:01,658 --> 00:39:03,127 And your dad would never admit it, 675 00:39:03,227 --> 00:39:04,862 but he was impressed. 676 00:39:04,962 --> 00:39:06,464 Her dad? 677 00:39:06,897 --> 00:39:08,399 Kevin, how was your walk? 678 00:39:08,499 --> 00:39:11,402 Yup. Old Stone and I just wrapped up our annual hunting trip. 679 00:39:11,502 --> 00:39:13,904 Oh, you... you guys went hunting? 680 00:39:14,004 --> 00:39:16,606 I thought he was in, like, Budapest, or... 681 00:39:16,706 --> 00:39:17,775 Stu, you've met Kevin, right? 682 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:21,212 Mr. Movie Star. How's it goin'? 683 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:24,415 I'm sorry, who are you? I'm Stu. 684 00:39:24,515 --> 00:39:25,816 Kevin, it's Stu. I told you about Stu. 685 00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:27,451 We went to high school together. 686 00:39:27,551 --> 00:39:28,819 And Yale. 687 00:39:28,919 --> 00:39:30,653 He's a defense attorney. I thought it'd be good 688 00:39:30,754 --> 00:39:32,056 to bring in some outside help. 689 00:39:32,156 --> 00:39:35,126 Don't piss yourself, Kev. I'm not sending a bill. 690 00:39:35,759 --> 00:39:37,561 I'd do anything for Suze, 691 00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:40,865 starting with getting that old Mercedes of yours fixed up. 692 00:39:40,965 --> 00:39:42,466 Also, the power's back on. 693 00:39:42,566 --> 00:39:44,035 I put in a call. 694 00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:45,436 And listen, 695 00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:48,172 the last thing I want is for you to feel uncomfortable 696 00:39:48,272 --> 00:39:50,274 about me being here, okay? 697 00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:53,210 Why would I be uncomfortable? 698 00:39:54,245 --> 00:39:57,815 That's a great attitude. I'm glad we can all be adults. 699 00:39:57,915 --> 00:40:00,851 Right now, we need to focus on what's best for Suze. 700 00:40:00,951 --> 00:40:02,987 So I called some reporters, 701 00:40:03,087 --> 00:40:04,554 and I think I better go make a statement. 702 00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:07,558 Statement? Hold-Hold on. Um... 703 00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:09,326 Don't you think we should discuss this first? 704 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:11,962 Kevin, Stu does this for a living. 705 00:40:12,062 --> 00:40:14,798 Kevin, listen to your wife. 706 00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:16,367 You two hang back. 707 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:17,600 I've got this handled. 708 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,271 I'm gonna come with you. Suze, seriously, 709 00:40:20,371 --> 00:40:22,373 it's not necessary. 710 00:40:23,407 --> 00:40:25,242 No, I'm-I'm coming. 711 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,249 That's our girl. Full of surprises. 712 00:40:33,984 --> 00:40:36,186 Suze. 713 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:38,322 Sue Bear! Wait up! 714 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,925 Sue Bear? 715 00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:42,692 Good evening, folks. 716 00:40:42,793 --> 00:40:43,994 Nobody goes on vacation 717 00:40:44,094 --> 00:40:46,030 and plans on having to fight for their life. 718 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:48,766 But that's exactly what happened to my client, Suzie Stone. 719 00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:52,469 All she wanted was a relaxing and peaceful getaway in the country. 720 00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:54,572 At approximately 11:45 last night, 721 00:40:54,672 --> 00:40:56,173 as she was getting ready for bed, 722 00:40:56,273 --> 00:40:58,776 Suzie was the victim of a terrible assault. 723 00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:01,744 No. That-That's... That's not true. 724 00:41:08,619 --> 00:41:11,689 I mean, I'm-I'm... I'm not a victim. 725 00:41:12,823 --> 00:41:13,924 Yes, somebody broke 726 00:41:14,024 --> 00:41:15,426 into my house and tried to hurt me. 727 00:41:15,526 --> 00:41:17,027 Barbie bitch! 728 00:41:17,127 --> 00:41:19,229 But... 729 00:41:19,863 --> 00:41:21,699 I'm the one still standing, aren't I? 730 00:41:26,670 --> 00:41:28,772 That's right. 731 00:41:28,872 --> 00:41:30,874 Suzie is not a victim. 732 00:41:30,975 --> 00:41:34,245 She's... a survivor. 733 00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:37,381 All right, folks, uh, we're gonna ask 734 00:41:37,481 --> 00:41:38,916 for some privacy at this time. 735 00:41:39,016 --> 00:41:41,585 It's been a harrowing 24 hours for my fiancée. 736 00:41:41,685 --> 00:41:44,088 We'd just like to... 737 00:41:44,188 --> 00:41:45,523 to get... 738 00:41:45,623 --> 00:41:47,524 Excuse me. Uh... 739 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,093 My client. 740 00:41:49,193 --> 00:41:52,997 Like I said, a harrowing 24 hours. 741 00:41:53,497 --> 00:41:54,999 Thank you. That'll be all. 742 00:41:57,801 --> 00:41:59,970 Oh, boy. New headline. 743 00:42:00,404 --> 00:42:03,240 "Lawyer puts his fucking foot in his mouth." 744 00:42:08,145 --> 00:42:09,813 - Fiancée? - Kevin, I wasn't-- 745 00:42:09,913 --> 00:42:11,582 You were gonna marry him? Yes, Kevin. 746 00:42:11,682 --> 00:42:13,050 That's what fiancée means. 747 00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:15,452 I wasn't keeping it from you. It just never came up. 748 00:42:15,552 --> 00:42:16,820 What was I supposed to ask? 749 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,489 Oh, by the way, were you ever engaged 750 00:42:18,589 --> 00:42:19,924 to some asshat esquire? 751 00:42:20,024 --> 00:42:21,692 Stu is ancient history. 752 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:24,561 Clearly, he doesn't think so. He's still calling you fiancée. 753 00:42:24,662 --> 00:42:27,231 Kevin, you are my husband, not Stu. 754 00:42:27,331 --> 00:42:29,233 He and I didn't work, it was never gonna work, 755 00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:31,235 and it took me a while to figure that out. 756 00:42:31,335 --> 00:42:34,438 Once I did, I called off the engagement. 757 00:42:35,406 --> 00:42:36,874 All right? 758 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:38,876 I broke his heart. 759 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:44,248 You broke it off? 760 00:42:44,348 --> 00:42:46,316 Yes. 761 00:42:47,151 --> 00:42:49,153 And it really wasn't easy 762 00:42:50,187 --> 00:42:52,022 'cause I had to explain it to our entire family, 763 00:42:52,122 --> 00:42:56,060 and I had to cancel a very expensive venue and caterer, 764 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,895 and our fucking honeymoon. 765 00:43:03,033 --> 00:43:04,401 Where was your honeymoon? 766 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,070 We didn't have one. 767 00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:08,172 I know, but where was it... where was it gonna be? 768 00:43:08,272 --> 00:43:09,973 That's... that's not the point. 769 00:43:10,074 --> 00:43:12,142 So then why don't you just tell me? 770 00:43:14,578 --> 00:43:16,313 Please don't do this, Kevin. 771 00:43:18,949 --> 00:43:21,384 Was it Aruba? 772 00:43:21,552 --> 00:43:22,721 Jesus Christ! 773 00:43:22,821 --> 00:43:24,655 Kevin, it was such a long time ago. 774 00:43:24,756 --> 00:43:25,990 Not that long. 775 00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:27,725 You're really focusing on the wrong thing here. 776 00:43:27,826 --> 00:43:29,493 That's why you had those tickets. 777 00:43:29,893 --> 00:43:31,962 Love at first sight? It was-- It-- Bullshit! 778 00:43:32,062 --> 00:43:33,731 That's not true. And you lied to me about it. 779 00:43:33,832 --> 00:43:36,066 I didn't lie to you. Kevin, please. 780 00:43:37,634 --> 00:43:40,070 You and I had such an incredible time in Aruba. 781 00:43:40,170 --> 00:43:41,538 If I said anything to you, 782 00:43:41,638 --> 00:43:44,375 it would have completely destroyed the whole memory. 783 00:43:47,211 --> 00:43:48,713 Kevin. 784 00:43:48,813 --> 00:43:51,147 Honey? 785 00:43:52,015 --> 00:43:53,951 I'm so sorry. 786 00:43:54,051 --> 00:43:55,419 I should have said something to you. 787 00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:57,988 I should've. I should've said something to you. 788 00:43:58,088 --> 00:44:00,924 You've always been so completely honest with me. 789 00:44:10,134 --> 00:44:11,302 Why did you bring him here? 790 00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:13,772 Because I was scared! I was freaked out. 791 00:44:13,872 --> 00:44:18,041 He's the best... he's the best defense attorney in the state, okay? 792 00:44:19,943 --> 00:44:22,045 Honestly, babe, I don't even care. 793 00:44:22,479 --> 00:44:24,214 You just say the word, I'll tell him to leave. 794 00:44:24,314 --> 00:44:26,984 I don't care. Okay, honey? 795 00:44:27,451 --> 00:44:29,552 Just tell me. 796 00:44:31,054 --> 00:44:32,689 I'm sorry. 797 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,509 Shoot. 798 00:44:53,644 --> 00:44:56,213 This needs to be dry-cleaned. 799 00:45:00,885 --> 00:45:02,686 L3 for Scout. 800 00:45:03,822 --> 00:45:06,523 Uh, this is Scout. Go ahead, Murph. 801 00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:08,860 Took a report from a couple who just came in, 802 00:45:08,959 --> 00:45:10,895 said they overheard two men arguing 803 00:45:10,994 --> 00:45:12,831 behind the bar last night. 804 00:45:12,931 --> 00:45:14,598 Okay. On my way. 805 00:45:18,502 --> 00:45:20,037 Suzie? 806 00:45:34,284 --> 00:45:36,652 Suzie. 807 00:45:38,288 --> 00:45:39,456 Just getting my charger. 808 00:45:39,556 --> 00:45:41,124 Honey, it's probably not a good idea 809 00:45:41,225 --> 00:45:43,193 to hang out in this part of the house, don't you think? 810 00:45:43,293 --> 00:45:44,896 Yeah. Let's go downstairs. 811 00:45:44,995 --> 00:45:46,997 Make sure Stu isn't burning down the kitchen. 812 00:45:47,097 --> 00:45:50,033 Sue Bear! I sautéed some broccolini 813 00:45:50,133 --> 00:45:51,870 exactly how you like it. 814 00:45:54,304 --> 00:45:56,139 Are you guys smelling this? 815 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,108 Not very hungry. 816 00:45:59,209 --> 00:46:01,712 What do you say we get out of here for a bit? 817 00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:04,081 Just the two of us. 818 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,083 Yeah, I'd like that. 819 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,385 I'd like that too. 820 00:46:16,828 --> 00:46:18,595 Do you like venison pâté? 821 00:46:18,695 --> 00:46:21,231 A couple's weekend getaway turned into a nightmare 822 00:46:21,331 --> 00:46:23,600 when a New York City woman, Suzie Stone, 823 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,036 found herself in a life-or-death struggle 824 00:46:26,136 --> 00:46:28,038 with a violent home invader. 825 00:46:28,138 --> 00:46:29,807 WXDV reports. 826 00:46:29,908 --> 00:46:33,477 I mean, I'm-I'm... I'm not a victim. 827 00:46:34,411 --> 00:46:36,046 Yes, somebody broke into my house 828 00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,782 and tried to hurt me, but... 829 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:41,752 I'm the one still standing, aren't I? 830 00:46:46,024 --> 00:46:48,125 Lying bitch! 831 00:46:49,861 --> 00:46:51,562 Excuse me? 832 00:46:51,662 --> 00:46:54,431 I can't believe she'd show her face here. 833 00:46:54,866 --> 00:46:57,869 That woman destroyed my family, 834 00:46:57,969 --> 00:47:00,370 and nobody fucking cares. 835 00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:03,440 What is it that you think that she did? 836 00:47:04,842 --> 00:47:07,177 You must remember him, don't you? 837 00:47:07,277 --> 00:47:10,714 My nephew, Gregory Doyle. 838 00:47:23,627 --> 00:47:26,263 Archives said you signed it out when you retired, 839 00:47:26,363 --> 00:47:28,432 right before I started. 840 00:47:28,532 --> 00:47:31,301 Hey, you hungry? Uh, there's a chicken in the fridge, I think. 841 00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:33,103 Dad, you signed out a case file, 842 00:47:33,203 --> 00:47:35,305 and you never returned it. You can't do that. 843 00:47:35,405 --> 00:47:39,710 Okay, okay. I'll, uh, I'll pay the library fine. 844 00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:41,345 This is not a joke. 845 00:47:42,245 --> 00:47:43,781 Do you still have it? 846 00:47:45,382 --> 00:47:47,351 Is that the only one you took? 847 00:47:48,185 --> 00:47:50,354 - Yes. - Why? 848 00:47:50,822 --> 00:47:52,757 Why Greg Doyle? 849 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:58,562 When you first told me 850 00:47:58,662 --> 00:48:01,198 you were thinking about joining the force, I figured 851 00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:03,133 this might come up, 852 00:48:03,233 --> 00:48:05,669 and... I decided 853 00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:08,672 it was probably best if you didn't know. 854 00:48:08,773 --> 00:48:10,474 Know what, Dad? 855 00:48:14,344 --> 00:48:16,781 That your friend Suzie killed him. 856 00:48:19,449 --> 00:48:20,752 What? 857 00:48:20,852 --> 00:48:22,452 What happened? 858 00:48:22,954 --> 00:48:24,756 Simple answer? 859 00:48:26,189 --> 00:48:27,724 Self-defense. 860 00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:31,595 That Doyle kid was a real piece of work. 861 00:48:31,695 --> 00:48:34,531 Gave his own grandmother two black eyes. 862 00:48:34,899 --> 00:48:36,500 Goddamn bully. 863 00:48:37,234 --> 00:48:39,837 You ought to remember. He made your life hell. 864 00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:41,806 Yeah. 865 00:48:41,906 --> 00:48:44,373 I remember. 866 00:48:45,143 --> 00:48:46,844 So what happened to him? 867 00:48:48,412 --> 00:48:50,213 That morning, he biked over to that big, 868 00:48:50,313 --> 00:48:52,116 piss-ugly mansion of theirs, 869 00:48:52,482 --> 00:48:54,618 chased your friend Suzie off into the woods. 870 00:48:56,219 --> 00:48:57,955 He beat the daylights out of her. 871 00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:01,825 And she... 872 00:49:02,225 --> 00:49:03,360 she killed him. 873 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:05,195 So he didn't move away. 874 00:49:05,295 --> 00:49:07,230 How come I didn't know about this? 875 00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:09,433 She was a minor. 876 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:11,368 We couldn't release her name, 877 00:49:11,468 --> 00:49:14,738 and her family, they had the Doyles tied up in NDAs 878 00:49:14,839 --> 00:49:16,007 so damn quickly. 879 00:49:16,107 --> 00:49:17,474 Oh my God. 880 00:49:17,574 --> 00:49:21,145 Paid 'em off with one of those undisclosed settlements. 881 00:49:21,578 --> 00:49:23,147 And that's why she left camp. 882 00:49:23,246 --> 00:49:26,216 Yeah, they whisked her off back to the city. 883 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:28,285 That was that. 884 00:49:28,385 --> 00:49:29,887 She didn't even say goodbye. 885 00:49:32,255 --> 00:49:33,791 She tried, kiddo. 886 00:49:33,891 --> 00:49:35,492 She... 887 00:49:35,592 --> 00:49:37,962 wrote you a couple of letters. 888 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,531 I threw them out. 889 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,534 Why would you do that? 890 00:49:48,538 --> 00:49:50,942 You said the simple answer is self-defense, right? 891 00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:53,911 What's the complicated one? 892 00:50:02,285 --> 00:50:04,521 I was first on the scene that day. 893 00:50:04,922 --> 00:50:08,391 Neighbor called it in, said they heard some screaming 894 00:50:08,492 --> 00:50:09,661 coming from the woods. 895 00:50:09,761 --> 00:50:11,461 Thought it was probably an injured animal, 896 00:50:11,561 --> 00:50:13,663 needed being put down. 897 00:50:14,799 --> 00:50:18,035 Nobody seemed to be home, so I went around the back, 898 00:50:18,136 --> 00:50:20,038 and... 899 00:50:20,138 --> 00:50:22,039 that's when I saw her. 900 00:50:26,343 --> 00:50:28,278 I found some Polaroids back there too, 901 00:50:28,378 --> 00:50:30,280 but... ...it didn't matter. 902 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:33,617 The DA had made up his mind. 903 00:50:34,351 --> 00:50:36,820 What was on them? 904 00:50:37,387 --> 00:50:41,025 Left cabinet, top shelf, on the box. 905 00:51:05,515 --> 00:51:07,018 What the hell are these? 906 00:51:07,118 --> 00:51:10,822 Suzie told me she invited him over for a swim. 907 00:51:11,289 --> 00:51:14,926 I found that odd as hell, him being the bully that he was. 908 00:51:15,026 --> 00:51:16,894 Well, Greg had a crush on her. 909 00:51:16,994 --> 00:51:19,831 I figured she waited for him to get changed, 910 00:51:19,931 --> 00:51:23,000 then when he was undressed, she busted in with the camera. 911 00:51:24,401 --> 00:51:26,204 Everybody's gonna see you naked. 912 00:51:26,304 --> 00:51:27,839 Give me that. 913 00:51:27,939 --> 00:51:29,472 Let go! 914 00:51:29,573 --> 00:51:31,776 So you think she got him to attack her on purpose? 915 00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:33,878 I'll put it this way, 916 00:51:34,779 --> 00:51:37,047 when he did, 917 00:51:37,248 --> 00:51:38,783 she was ready. 918 00:51:39,784 --> 00:51:41,819 I'll fucking kill you! 919 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:52,529 Greg. Don't. 920 00:52:02,739 --> 00:52:05,343 You know, the thing that sticks in my brain 921 00:52:05,442 --> 00:52:07,577 from all those years ago 922 00:52:08,112 --> 00:52:09,814 was the look on her face 923 00:52:10,281 --> 00:52:12,616 when she was coming down that dock, 924 00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:15,786 you know, before everybody else showed up, 925 00:52:15,887 --> 00:52:19,056 and she thought she was still alone. 926 00:52:21,993 --> 00:52:23,994 She was smiling. 927 00:52:35,006 --> 00:52:37,440 I don't know what I expected coming here. 928 00:52:37,842 --> 00:52:40,077 Hey... ...kiddo. 929 00:52:40,177 --> 00:52:41,578 You asked me. 930 00:52:41,678 --> 00:52:43,680 Don't get sore 'cause you don't like the answer. 931 00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:47,151 It's not the answer. It's your drunken bullshit. 932 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:49,653 It's not the Suzie I know. 933 00:52:56,626 --> 00:52:58,329 I'm 1,500 strokes in 934 00:52:58,428 --> 00:53:00,697 and my arms are burning like a devil's jock itch 935 00:53:00,798 --> 00:53:02,867 when I hear this god-awful scrape. 936 00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:05,903 Must have bottomed out on that roof there. 937 00:53:06,003 --> 00:53:08,773 You folks are buying me a new kayak. 938 00:53:08,873 --> 00:53:10,141 Uh, okay. 939 00:53:10,241 --> 00:53:12,243 Thank you. Thank you very much. 940 00:53:12,609 --> 00:53:15,012 And not one of those cheap knockoffs. 941 00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:19,216 Barely any oxidation. 942 00:53:19,317 --> 00:53:21,451 Car hasn't been in the water long. 943 00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:25,587 Oh God. 944 00:53:32,595 --> 00:53:34,098 Got a name. 945 00:53:40,570 --> 00:53:42,306 Ernest Guerra. 946 00:53:42,706 --> 00:53:45,041 You think it's our guy? 947 00:53:51,015 --> 00:53:53,183 Yeah. 948 00:53:53,951 --> 00:53:55,186 I think so. 949 00:53:55,286 --> 00:53:58,856 Okay, so... what do we do now? 950 00:53:59,622 --> 00:54:01,591 Time to call the family. 951 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,063 Honey, what is it? 952 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:07,464 He's back. 953 00:54:07,564 --> 00:54:09,200 Hi. We've met before. 954 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:10,500 I'm Mr. Softie, 955 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,037 and if I'm keeping you down in the bedroom, 956 00:54:13,137 --> 00:54:15,604 you're not alone. 957 00:54:18,508 --> 00:54:20,878 52% of adult men have encountered me 958 00:54:20,978 --> 00:54:21,946 at least once. 959 00:54:22,046 --> 00:54:24,815 You don't mind if I pee in here, do you? 960 00:54:27,084 --> 00:54:30,921 Wowee! That's a GILF if I've ever seen one, 961 00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:32,256 huh? 962 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,991 If you enjoy regular visits from me, 963 00:54:34,091 --> 00:54:35,826 definitely do not ask your doctor 964 00:54:35,926 --> 00:54:37,694 if Stiflocin is right for you. 965 00:54:37,795 --> 00:54:39,897 Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. 966 00:54:39,997 --> 00:54:41,332 Side effects include headache, flushing, 967 00:54:41,432 --> 00:54:42,700 upset stomach, and abnormal vision. 968 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:43,935 Thanks to Stiflocin, 969 00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:46,569 performing in bed isn't hard anymore. 970 00:54:47,604 --> 00:54:49,240 But I am. 971 00:54:49,606 --> 00:54:52,176 No! 972 00:54:54,011 --> 00:54:56,414 Oh, have you seen the one in the weight room? It's friggin' gold! 973 00:54:56,514 --> 00:54:57,715 Play it, play it. 974 00:54:57,815 --> 00:54:59,549 Victim's brothers are here, Murph. 975 00:54:59,649 --> 00:55:00,583 Ooh, awesome. 976 00:55:00,683 --> 00:55:02,019 I want to talk to the bald one. 977 00:55:02,119 --> 00:55:03,686 You look at the rap sheet on that guy? 978 00:55:03,788 --> 00:55:06,023 Let's hold the judgment. They just lost their brother. 979 00:55:06,123 --> 00:55:07,191 Look, all I'm saying is 980 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:09,726 somebody pushed Ernie's car into the lake, 981 00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:10,995 and I think we're about to meet him. 982 00:55:11,095 --> 00:55:13,464 Is somebody manning the phones? 983 00:55:13,831 --> 00:55:15,332 Yeah, can we just at least pretend 984 00:55:15,433 --> 00:55:17,468 this is a real police station? Thanks. 985 00:55:42,359 --> 00:55:44,328 Sorry, man, I forgot to run to the store today. 986 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,130 I only have the big bags. 987 00:55:46,230 --> 00:55:47,431 What's up? 988 00:55:47,531 --> 00:55:48,866 I said we only have the big bags 989 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:50,633 for your sandwiches. Is that okay? 990 00:55:50,733 --> 00:55:53,003 ...New York City woman, Suzie Stone... 991 00:55:53,104 --> 00:55:54,772 Yeah, that's-that's fine. Thanks. 992 00:55:54,872 --> 00:55:56,974 ...life-or-death struggle with a violent home invader. 993 00:55:57,074 --> 00:55:59,709 I'm the one still standing, aren't I? 994 00:56:00,311 --> 00:56:02,446 Suzie is not a victim. 995 00:56:02,546 --> 00:56:05,382 She's... a survivor. 996 00:56:05,483 --> 00:56:06,951 Police have identified 997 00:56:07,051 --> 00:56:08,419 the suspected home invader, 998 00:56:08,519 --> 00:56:10,488 a struggling actor, Ernest Guerra. 999 00:56:10,588 --> 00:56:12,423 I'm telling you, man, that's him. 1000 00:56:12,523 --> 00:56:14,758 That's the dude, bathroom fucker. 1001 00:56:17,428 --> 00:56:19,029 Say it again, mother bitch! 1002 00:56:19,130 --> 00:56:21,232 Yo, let him breathe. He can't talk. 1003 00:56:21,332 --> 00:56:22,532 You think I give a fuck? 1004 00:56:22,632 --> 00:56:24,101 I'll waste this guy right now. 1005 00:56:24,201 --> 00:56:26,370 What the hell, bro? We're in public. 1006 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,570 There could be cops and shit! 1007 00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:29,006 Fuck the cops. They don't respect you. 1008 00:56:29,106 --> 00:56:30,474 They don't respect our brother. 1009 00:56:30,574 --> 00:56:32,243 Everybody only respects one thing. 1010 00:56:32,343 --> 00:56:33,610 I-I saw him in the bathroom. 1011 00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:34,712 Who? Ernie? 1012 00:56:34,812 --> 00:56:36,514 I don't know, the home invader. 1013 00:56:36,614 --> 00:56:38,082 When? Two days ago. 1014 00:56:38,182 --> 00:56:39,984 And then the couple from the TV showed up. 1015 00:56:40,084 --> 00:56:41,419 The husband snuck in with him, 1016 00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:43,652 and the wife stayed outside. 1017 00:56:44,788 --> 00:56:46,590 The fuck you saying? 1018 00:56:47,124 --> 00:56:49,627 I mean, it's not totally unexpected. 1019 00:56:49,726 --> 00:56:51,829 Look, I don't know what happened with your... 1020 00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:53,297 your brother and this couple. 1021 00:56:53,397 --> 00:56:55,366 I'm pretty sure the wife didn't know what was going on, 1022 00:56:55,466 --> 00:56:57,134 but if she found out, 1023 00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,503 jealousy, man. 1024 00:56:59,603 --> 00:57:01,305 That's-That's a hell of a drug. 1025 00:57:16,353 --> 00:57:17,388 Oh, hi. 1026 00:57:17,488 --> 00:57:18,823 Relax, jumpy. What's the matter? 1027 00:57:18,923 --> 00:57:20,524 Nothing. What's the matter with you? 1028 00:57:20,624 --> 00:57:21,492 Nothing. Okay. 1029 00:57:21,592 --> 00:57:22,493 Okay, I got this. 1030 00:57:22,593 --> 00:57:23,593 You go in and make sure Stu 1031 00:57:23,693 --> 00:57:24,962 doesn't jack any of our stuff. 1032 00:57:25,062 --> 00:57:26,963 Okay. 1033 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,168 Fuck yes. 1034 00:57:31,835 --> 00:57:35,039 Old Stone, you've been holding out on me. 1035 00:58:05,502 --> 00:58:07,304 Where'd you find that? That's not yours. 1036 00:58:07,404 --> 00:58:09,607 - In the bear's mouth. - That's not yours. 1037 00:58:09,707 --> 00:58:11,008 - It is now. - Give me that! 1038 00:58:11,108 --> 00:58:12,742 It's in my hand, isn't it? 1039 00:58:12,843 --> 00:58:13,911 Why are you so scared? 1040 00:58:14,011 --> 00:58:15,146 Give me that! Is it yours? 1041 00:58:15,246 --> 00:58:16,646 Of course not. Stop! What are you doing? 1042 00:58:16,746 --> 00:58:18,916 Oh, Suze, you know whose phone this is? 1043 00:58:19,016 --> 00:58:21,085 It had a reminder for acting class, of all things. 1044 00:58:21,185 --> 00:58:22,486 Great. We'll let Mr. Stone know. 1045 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,922 He, you know, he probably left it behind, so... 1046 00:58:25,022 --> 00:58:26,590 Hon, you ready? Why don't we, uh, 1047 00:58:26,690 --> 00:58:27,925 why don't we hit the road, okay? 1048 00:58:28,025 --> 00:58:29,860 Hey, that doesn't belong to you! Let's see here. 1049 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,562 We've got an, oh, an actor's ID card. 1050 00:58:31,662 --> 00:58:32,963 What? Whose is that? 1051 00:58:33,063 --> 00:58:35,232 Why don't you ask your husband? How would I know? 1052 00:58:35,332 --> 00:58:38,068 In fact, why don't you ask him how all of Ernie Guerra's stuff 1053 00:58:38,168 --> 00:58:39,703 got into that bear's mouth? 1054 00:58:39,803 --> 00:58:42,406 Okay, hang on, hang on. This is, uh, this is evidence, okay? 1055 00:58:42,506 --> 00:58:44,408 And we probably shouldn't be messing around with... 1056 00:58:44,508 --> 00:58:45,376 Hey! 1057 00:58:45,476 --> 00:58:46,810 Oh, shit. 1058 00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:48,612 Ah! Get off of me! 1059 00:58:48,712 --> 00:58:49,713 What are you hiding? 1060 00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:50,848 Just, you're... 1061 00:58:50,948 --> 00:58:52,349 You're compromising evidence. 1062 00:58:52,449 --> 00:58:54,652 Would you-- Suzie, would you help me, please? 1063 00:58:54,752 --> 00:58:56,053 Suzie? Stop. 1064 00:58:56,153 --> 00:58:58,122 Hey, Suzie, help me. Would you, please? 1065 00:58:58,222 --> 00:58:59,190 Yeah. Hey! 1066 00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,859 What are you doing? No! Suzie! Hey! 1067 00:59:03,994 --> 00:59:05,796 Kevin, why is your number in this phone? 1068 00:59:05,896 --> 00:59:08,032 Oh, you are so fucked, my guy. 1069 00:59:08,132 --> 00:59:10,367 Stop it. Hang on. It's not what you think. 1070 00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:11,569 It's not what you think. 1071 00:59:11,669 --> 00:59:13,270 You were texting with him? 1072 00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:15,739 Kevin, you... you planned this attack? 1073 00:59:15,839 --> 00:59:17,508 No, it's not, it's not an attack. 1074 00:59:17,608 --> 00:59:19,677 It's not an attack. Kevin? 1075 00:59:19,778 --> 00:59:21,912 Shit. No! Please. Okay, look, look. 1076 00:59:22,012 --> 00:59:24,315 You think you're some big guy, huh? 1077 00:59:24,915 --> 00:59:26,817 Hiring some thug to kill your wife? 1078 00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:28,385 What? Kill? No, no, no. 1079 00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:32,189 Not... not kill. I swear. Plea-- Okay, please. 1080 00:59:32,289 --> 00:59:35,559 Yes, I knew him. I knew him, but it's not... 1081 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:36,727 it's not what you think. 1082 00:59:36,827 --> 00:59:38,195 You really did this? 1083 00:59:38,295 --> 00:59:40,364 No, I just-- Could you please just give me a chance 1084 00:59:40,464 --> 00:59:41,932 to explain, please? 1085 00:59:42,032 --> 00:59:43,734 Okay, I was trying to fix things. 1086 00:59:43,834 --> 00:59:45,569 I gotta leave. I gotta leave, okay? 1087 00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,772 We'll talk about this at home. Stu, you're coming with me. 1088 00:59:47,871 --> 00:59:49,240 We're not going anywhere, Suze. 1089 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,875 Pursuant to article 140.30 of the New York CPL code, 1090 00:59:51,975 --> 00:59:53,510 I'll be placing you under citizen's arrest. 1091 00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:54,679 Oh my God. Stu? What? 1092 00:59:54,779 --> 00:59:56,046 Would you stop being a fucking prick 1093 00:59:56,146 --> 00:59:57,715 for one second and let's go, please. 1094 00:59:57,816 --> 01:00:00,083 This isn't over. 1095 01:00:00,384 --> 01:00:02,552 Fuck! 1096 01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:10,327 Who the fuck are these clowns? 1097 01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,232 Suzie Stone? I got some questions for you. 1098 01:00:15,332 --> 01:00:16,900 That's not how this works, buddy. 1099 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,069 This is private property. Why'd you kill my brother? 1100 01:00:19,169 --> 01:00:20,805 Hey, Geek Squad, get the fuck outta here! 1101 01:00:20,904 --> 01:00:22,206 Answer me! Hey! 1102 01:00:22,306 --> 01:00:24,108 Want me to slap you with a restraining order next? 1103 01:00:25,442 --> 01:00:27,677 We just want to talk. 1104 01:00:28,512 --> 01:00:29,546 Give me the gun. 1105 01:00:29,646 --> 01:00:31,816 I said we just want to talk! 1106 01:00:52,837 --> 01:00:55,172 Oh, fuck. 1107 01:00:55,272 --> 01:00:57,573 Fuck! 1108 01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,043 I gotta make this right. 1109 01:01:00,611 --> 01:01:02,179 I gotta make this right. 1110 01:01:02,279 --> 01:01:04,481 I gotta make this right. 1111 01:01:09,052 --> 01:01:11,121 Trust me, guys, okay? A guilty conscience, 1112 01:01:11,221 --> 01:01:13,290 it's a fucking toxic cage. 1113 01:01:14,158 --> 01:01:15,659 Just tell us the truth. 1114 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,960 Do not say a word, Suze. 1115 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,162 Hey. 1116 01:01:18,262 --> 01:01:19,997 We already know what you did, okay? 1117 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:22,132 So if you wanna make it off this boat, you're gonna look 1118 01:01:22,232 --> 01:01:24,368 right in this camera and confess your crimes. 1119 01:01:24,468 --> 01:01:25,202 Confess? 1120 01:01:25,302 --> 01:01:26,838 Are you joking? Stu, stop it. 1121 01:01:26,937 --> 01:01:28,238 You want to talk about crimes? 1122 01:01:28,338 --> 01:01:31,141 Okay, how's kidnapping, battery, 1123 01:01:31,241 --> 01:01:32,509 assault with a deadly weapon, 1124 01:01:32,609 --> 01:01:34,511 possession of an illegal firearm probably. 1125 01:01:34,611 --> 01:01:37,047 And your dumb ass is filming the whole thing. 1126 01:01:37,147 --> 01:01:38,282 Stop talking. 1127 01:01:38,382 --> 01:01:41,051 Let me handle this, Suze. No more games. 1128 01:01:41,151 --> 01:01:43,120 Confess or I'll put a hole in your head. 1129 01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:44,656 Pull the trigger, you coward! 1130 01:01:44,756 --> 01:01:46,190 I'm not aiming at you, bro. 1131 01:01:46,290 --> 01:01:47,891 Oh. 1132 01:01:47,991 --> 01:01:49,126 Sorry, Suze. 1133 01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:50,494 Oh, shit. What? 1134 01:01:50,594 --> 01:01:52,696 My phone just died. Here, just pass me yours. 1135 01:01:52,797 --> 01:01:53,732 I left it in the car. 1136 01:01:53,832 --> 01:01:55,332 I told you my phone was at 6%. 1137 01:01:55,432 --> 01:01:57,134 Bring the charger, that's all I asked. 1138 01:01:57,234 --> 01:01:59,269 Bring the charger, for what? We're in a fucking boat. 1139 01:01:59,369 --> 01:02:01,305 I got the knot untied. What? 1140 01:02:01,405 --> 01:02:03,407 I'll protect you. Stu, don't! 1141 01:02:03,507 --> 01:02:04,274 I'm serious, don't. 1142 01:02:04,374 --> 01:02:05,609 I fucking got this! Stu, stop. 1143 01:02:05,709 --> 01:02:08,178 What are you whispering about? 1144 01:02:11,748 --> 01:02:13,785 Stu! 1145 01:02:13,885 --> 01:02:15,519 Stu! Stu! 1146 01:02:15,619 --> 01:02:17,755 I didn't do anything, it just went off! 1147 01:02:17,856 --> 01:02:18,889 You killed Stu! 1148 01:02:18,989 --> 01:02:20,357 Why do you keep calling him that?! 1149 01:02:20,457 --> 01:02:22,192 Because that's his name! I thought his name was Kevin! 1150 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:24,094 Kevin's my husband! Who the hell is this guy?! 1151 01:02:24,194 --> 01:02:25,562 He's Stu! He's our fucking lawyer! 1152 01:02:25,662 --> 01:02:27,364 Where's your husband?! Where's Kevin?! 1153 01:02:27,464 --> 01:02:30,133 Hi, uh, this, uh, this is Kevin Stanwell. 1154 01:02:30,234 --> 01:02:33,637 Um, can I... can I please speak with Chief, uh... 1155 01:02:34,471 --> 01:02:35,639 uh, Heather? 1156 01:02:35,739 --> 01:02:38,208 Uh... Well, it's... it's really important. 1157 01:02:38,308 --> 01:02:41,245 Do you have, um, you have any way that I can reach her? 1158 01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:43,747 Fuck! I told you, man. 1159 01:02:43,848 --> 01:02:45,149 Shut the fuck up and grab his head. 1160 01:02:45,249 --> 01:02:46,851 I don't wanna grab his head! 1161 01:02:46,951 --> 01:02:49,286 You're the one who blew his brains out. You're grabbing his head. 1162 01:02:49,386 --> 01:02:51,455 Fuck me! I'm gonna be sick! 1163 01:02:58,061 --> 01:02:59,363 Barbie bitch! 1164 01:02:59,463 --> 01:03:01,532 The greatest feeling in the world... 1165 01:03:04,101 --> 01:03:06,469 ...is fighting for your life... 1166 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,040 ...and winning. 1167 01:03:11,441 --> 01:03:13,043 Okay, here we go. Ready? 1168 01:03:14,311 --> 01:03:16,079 Hey! What are you doing? 1169 01:03:19,650 --> 01:03:21,184 Sorry, my service is bad. 1170 01:03:21,285 --> 01:03:22,720 What are you saying? Can you hear me? 1171 01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:25,890 I'm-I'm guilty, okay? I just... I want to confess. 1172 01:03:25,990 --> 01:03:28,026 Are you at the house? 1173 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:29,827 Hello? 1174 01:03:30,394 --> 01:03:31,328 What? 1175 01:03:31,428 --> 01:03:33,329 Shit. 1176 01:03:38,569 --> 01:03:42,006 Where the fuck did she go? We tied their hands, dumbass, 1177 01:03:42,105 --> 01:03:43,507 now they're both dead. 1178 01:03:43,607 --> 01:03:44,408 Fuck! Fuck! 1179 01:03:44,508 --> 01:03:46,577 This is... this is your fault. 1180 01:03:46,677 --> 01:03:48,744 You shot the... 1181 01:03:53,717 --> 01:03:55,352 There she is! Where? 1182 01:03:55,452 --> 01:03:57,153 Kill her! 1183 01:04:06,563 --> 01:04:08,165 What the hell? 1184 01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:20,010 Kevin! 1185 01:04:20,110 --> 01:04:22,046 Suzie? Hey! 1186 01:04:22,145 --> 01:04:24,048 Oh my God! I thought you left. 1187 01:04:24,147 --> 01:04:26,050 I fuckin'... Oh my God. 1188 01:04:26,149 --> 01:04:27,551 Wait, what? Hold-- Are you okay? 1189 01:04:27,651 --> 01:04:29,086 You did this for me, didn't you? 1190 01:04:29,186 --> 01:04:31,621 Why are you all... What? 1191 01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:33,290 How did you know? How did I-- 1192 01:04:33,390 --> 01:04:34,659 How did you know? How did I know what? 1193 01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:37,461 This house, Kevin, it's exactly what I needed. 1194 01:04:37,561 --> 01:04:38,930 What, what? This house! 1195 01:04:39,030 --> 01:04:40,163 What? 1196 01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:41,733 You know I had some not so great memories 1197 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:42,867 in this house, right? 1198 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:44,735 All right, there was this bully, 1199 01:04:44,836 --> 01:04:46,036 he was fucking awful, 1200 01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:48,238 he tormented Heather and me. 1201 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,408 I had to kill him... to protect myself. 1202 01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:53,477 Oh my God. Oh my God. Let's go. 1203 01:04:53,577 --> 01:04:55,345 What? Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 1204 01:04:55,445 --> 01:04:57,447 It's fine. My dad, he put me through 1205 01:04:57,547 --> 01:04:59,017 a lot of therapy and counseling 1206 01:04:59,117 --> 01:05:00,751 to help me reframe the whole thing. 1207 01:05:02,452 --> 01:05:05,890 But all it ever did was make me feel like a victim. 1208 01:05:08,026 --> 01:05:09,726 And I'm not a victim. 1209 01:05:09,827 --> 01:05:12,864 I won. I won. 1210 01:05:13,931 --> 01:05:16,366 And I felt on fucking fire, Kev. 1211 01:05:16,466 --> 01:05:18,669 I felt alive in a way I haven't felt 1212 01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:20,537 in 20 fucking years. 1213 01:05:22,774 --> 01:05:24,107 Till the other night. 1214 01:05:24,207 --> 01:05:25,843 The... the other night? 1215 01:05:25,943 --> 01:05:28,378 What do you mean? You mean with the attack? 1216 01:05:28,478 --> 01:05:30,048 That's thanks to you, honey. 1217 01:05:30,148 --> 01:05:32,784 Hold on, wait, you like what happened? 1218 01:05:32,884 --> 01:05:35,853 I mean, I like the danger. 1219 01:05:35,953 --> 01:05:37,287 Wait, hold on. 1220 01:05:37,387 --> 01:05:39,123 Oh my God, hold on. What is... 1221 01:05:39,222 --> 01:05:41,993 Is this like some sort of kink or something? 1222 01:05:42,093 --> 01:05:43,560 Because, honey, I-I-I... 1223 01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:46,329 I never meant for anyone to get hurt. 1224 01:05:46,430 --> 01:05:47,497 It was theater. 1225 01:05:47,597 --> 01:05:49,167 It was scripted. I scripted it. 1226 01:05:49,266 --> 01:05:50,400 It was just so I could save you 1227 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,803 and you could see me as a hero. 1228 01:05:51,903 --> 01:05:53,971 That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. 1229 01:05:54,072 --> 01:05:56,339 I know, I know, I know. I was just trying to fix things. 1230 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,042 I thought maybe if I could prove to you-- 1231 01:05:58,142 --> 01:06:01,478 Kevin, stop it. Please don't ruin this. I'm fucking begging you. 1232 01:06:02,914 --> 01:06:03,915 Wait. 1233 01:06:04,015 --> 01:06:05,649 Hold on, where-where's Stu? 1234 01:06:07,284 --> 01:06:08,686 So your friend Ernie, 1235 01:06:08,786 --> 01:06:12,123 his brothers showed up and they kidnapped us. 1236 01:06:12,222 --> 01:06:13,624 Stu's fucking dead. 1237 01:06:13,724 --> 01:06:15,325 Wha-- 1238 01:06:15,425 --> 01:06:17,427 Are you-- Wait. 1239 01:06:17,527 --> 01:06:19,296 Hold on. Stu is dead? 1240 01:06:19,396 --> 01:06:20,631 Stu is dead? 1241 01:06:20,731 --> 01:06:21,666 They're here. 1242 01:06:21,766 --> 01:06:22,700 Who's here? 1243 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,434 Who's fucking here? What do you mean? 1244 01:06:24,534 --> 01:06:27,105 The-The brothers? The brothers are here right now? 1245 01:06:27,205 --> 01:06:28,538 Yeah. Okay. All right, let's go. 1246 01:06:28,638 --> 01:06:30,373 I'm not going anywhere. What do you mean? 1247 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:31,843 What the fuck, honey? I'm staying here. 1248 01:06:31,943 --> 01:06:34,078 What do you mean? We have to get out of here! 1249 01:06:34,178 --> 01:06:37,949 Let me handle it! Suzie, we are in danger! 1250 01:06:38,515 --> 01:06:40,717 Suzie, they are going to kill us. 1251 01:06:43,553 --> 01:06:45,056 They will if you don't help me. 1252 01:06:46,157 --> 01:06:48,125 Oh my God. 1253 01:06:49,326 --> 01:06:51,863 Okay, okay, yeah. I can do this. 1254 01:06:51,963 --> 01:06:53,898 I can do this. I am going to prove to you 1255 01:06:53,998 --> 01:06:55,232 that I can protect us. 1256 01:06:55,332 --> 01:06:58,435 Kevin, you don't have to prove a thing to me. 1257 01:06:58,535 --> 01:07:01,172 All this protector bullshit, that's about you! 1258 01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:02,974 Okay, fine, fine. 1259 01:07:03,074 --> 01:07:08,578 Then for me, please, just please let me do this. 1260 01:07:09,947 --> 01:07:11,581 Please. 1261 01:07:11,681 --> 01:07:13,183 Okay? 1262 01:07:13,283 --> 01:07:16,353 Go. Hide. Honey, I've got this. 1263 01:07:18,089 --> 01:07:20,223 Please. 1264 01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:33,805 You stay away from my wife, you son of a bitch! 1265 01:07:37,809 --> 01:07:40,710 "You're not getting through this door, you hear me?" 1266 01:07:44,714 --> 01:07:47,084 "Untitled Home Invasion Romance, 1267 01:07:47,185 --> 01:07:49,086 written by Kevin Stanwell." 1268 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,823 Kick it harder! I am! 1269 01:07:51,923 --> 01:07:53,356 Did you even check it's locked? 1270 01:07:53,456 --> 01:07:55,827 Fuck this fucking door! 1271 01:07:55,927 --> 01:07:58,061 Fuck! 1272 01:08:04,235 --> 01:08:05,235 What are you doing? 1273 01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:06,470 Is that really necessary, man? 1274 01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:07,637 I fucking like it, bro! 1275 01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:09,673 She saw us. It helps me concentrate. 1276 01:08:09,774 --> 01:08:11,608 Dude, you look like you want them to fuck you! 1277 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:14,912 Just go... check around back. 1278 01:08:15,012 --> 01:08:17,379 Grow up. 1279 01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:37,869 Thought you got this. Jesus. 1280 01:08:50,513 --> 01:08:52,782 Murderer! 1281 01:08:53,017 --> 01:08:55,484 Come out and face me! 1282 01:09:06,596 --> 01:09:09,267 Kevin, shoot him! Shoot him! 1283 01:09:09,367 --> 01:09:11,634 Oh my God! 1284 01:09:13,938 --> 01:09:15,872 Oh, God! 1285 01:09:16,406 --> 01:09:18,641 Let's go. 1286 01:09:19,110 --> 01:09:20,677 Shit, it's empty. 1287 01:09:21,312 --> 01:09:22,312 Hey! Hey! 1288 01:09:22,412 --> 01:09:24,181 Oh, shit. Shit. Stop! 1289 01:09:24,282 --> 01:09:25,549 Hey, no! Victor! 1290 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:27,885 Holy shit, honey, that was... that was crazy. 1291 01:09:27,985 --> 01:09:29,754 Victor! 1292 01:09:29,854 --> 01:09:32,156 Hey, I know your brother was set up. 1293 01:09:32,256 --> 01:09:33,991 Kevin called me to confess. 1294 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:35,059 Shit. 1295 01:09:35,159 --> 01:09:36,127 Hey, we're gonna get 1296 01:09:36,227 --> 01:09:37,895 to the bottom of all this. 1297 01:09:38,763 --> 01:09:40,597 I'm gonna get you to a hospital, okay? 1298 01:09:40,697 --> 01:09:43,533 Just, I need to restrain you. 1299 01:09:43,633 --> 01:09:45,602 Can you cooperate with me? 1300 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,805 Oh! Look out! Shh! 1301 01:09:47,905 --> 01:09:49,874 Tell me where's your other brother. 1302 01:09:51,309 --> 01:09:53,475 Oh! 1303 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:07,024 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. 1304 01:10:09,126 --> 01:10:10,627 I didn't know what to do. 1305 01:10:11,195 --> 01:10:12,263 She's a cop. 1306 01:10:12,363 --> 01:10:14,298 I know that, Victor. 1307 01:10:14,398 --> 01:10:15,933 I fucking panicked. 1308 01:10:18,069 --> 01:10:19,736 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1309 01:10:20,805 --> 01:10:23,606 Honey, we don't have much time now. What...? 1310 01:10:23,707 --> 01:10:25,910 All right? It's us or them. 1311 01:10:27,378 --> 01:10:29,745 Will you help me, please? 1312 01:10:31,949 --> 01:10:34,551 Oh my God. Fuck. 1313 01:10:39,957 --> 01:10:42,093 Give me your lighter. What? I don't have a lighter. 1314 01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:43,426 Kevin. What? I don't! 1315 01:10:43,526 --> 01:10:45,930 I know you still smoke. Give me your lighter. 1316 01:10:51,568 --> 01:10:52,870 Are you sure you can do this? 1317 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:55,373 I mean, four-time Ivy League archery champ. 1318 01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,377 Shit. What? Okay. 1319 01:10:59,477 --> 01:11:01,245 Kevin, they're gonna take Heather's gun. 1320 01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:02,579 We have to catch them by surprise. 1321 01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:04,415 I'm gonna go up on the roof, I need you outside. 1322 01:11:04,514 --> 01:11:07,151 Wait, I'll come with you. Whatever you're doing, I can do it with you. 1323 01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:08,752 Kevin, I need you outside. Okay. 1324 01:11:08,853 --> 01:11:10,454 I need you to go down to the dock house. 1325 01:11:10,553 --> 01:11:11,621 Yeah. Okay, quietly. 1326 01:11:11,721 --> 01:11:13,157 When you're there, count down from 60. 1327 01:11:13,257 --> 01:11:15,926 When you get to zero, I need you to run out of the house 1328 01:11:16,027 --> 01:11:17,962 screaming, like, really screaming, Kevin, 1329 01:11:18,062 --> 01:11:19,429 like you're scared for your life. 1330 01:11:19,529 --> 01:11:20,965 I think I can manage that. Good. 1331 01:11:21,065 --> 01:11:22,300 Okay. 1332 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,101 Run straight up the path, 1333 01:11:24,201 --> 01:11:25,236 come back to the house. 1334 01:11:25,336 --> 01:11:26,704 Okay. Wait, hold on. 1335 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:29,240 What happens then? I mean, they're gonna come after me. 1336 01:11:29,340 --> 01:11:30,540 Let me worry about that. 1337 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,111 Wait. Hold on, hold on. So-So I'm the bait? 1338 01:11:37,148 --> 01:11:38,681 You're the lead. 1339 01:11:41,185 --> 01:11:42,953 I'm the lead. Okay. 1340 01:11:43,054 --> 01:11:45,555 Now, remember, not a peep before zero, okay? 1341 01:11:45,655 --> 01:11:46,791 And, honey? Okay. Yeah. 1342 01:11:46,891 --> 01:11:48,993 Break a leg. 1343 01:11:50,895 --> 01:11:52,897 Wait, hold on. When do I start counting? 1344 01:11:52,997 --> 01:11:53,898 Now. Now? 1345 01:11:53,998 --> 01:11:56,633 Oh. Fifty-nine, fifty-eight... 1346 01:12:00,438 --> 01:12:01,839 This isn't working, bro. 1347 01:12:01,939 --> 01:12:03,541 I gotta get to a hospital, man. 1348 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,608 Fuck the hospital. 1349 01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:08,711 These people butchered our brother. 1350 01:12:09,612 --> 01:12:11,148 They need to pay. 1351 01:12:11,248 --> 01:12:12,482 Forty-five, 1352 01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:13,985 forty-four, 1353 01:12:14,085 --> 01:12:15,518 forty-three... 1354 01:12:15,618 --> 01:12:16,988 Forty-two, 1355 01:12:17,088 --> 01:12:18,322 forty-one, 1356 01:12:18,422 --> 01:12:19,522 forty, 1357 01:12:19,622 --> 01:12:22,059 thirty-nine, thirty-eight, 1358 01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:24,593 thirty-seven... 1359 01:12:25,096 --> 01:12:28,099 You told me there's only one thing everybody respects. 1360 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,535 Let's go get some fucking respect. 1361 01:12:31,634 --> 01:12:34,637 Twenty-nine, twenty... Shit! 1362 01:12:41,312 --> 01:12:42,512 What the fuck was that? 1363 01:12:42,612 --> 01:12:44,848 They're in the dock house. 1364 01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:28,225 Oh, Suzie! 1365 01:13:28,658 --> 01:13:30,394 Suzie! 1366 01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:32,862 Suzie! 1367 01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:34,365 Ah, shit! 1368 01:13:34,465 --> 01:13:35,866 Oh my God! 1369 01:13:35,966 --> 01:13:38,701 Fucking help me, Victor! Fucking help me! 1370 01:13:39,136 --> 01:13:40,171 Come on, please! 1371 01:13:40,271 --> 01:13:42,306 Fuck, you gotta get it outta me. 1372 01:13:42,406 --> 01:13:44,407 You gotta get it outta me! 1373 01:13:48,312 --> 01:13:49,747 Victor! 1374 01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:53,217 No! No! Victor! 1375 01:13:55,553 --> 01:13:57,455 Oh my God. 1376 01:13:57,555 --> 01:13:59,757 You're okay. You're okay. Hey! Hey! 1377 01:13:59,857 --> 01:14:02,293 You're okay. Stay with me. Victor! Victor! 1378 01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:04,461 Hey! Come on. Wake up. 1379 01:14:05,429 --> 01:14:07,898 Oh, no! No! 1380 01:14:18,409 --> 01:14:19,443 You bitch! 1381 01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:21,078 No, Suzie! 1382 01:14:25,849 --> 01:14:28,184 Now we're even. 1383 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:31,922 Fucking psycho! 1384 01:15:32,283 --> 01:15:34,550 Suzie. 1385 01:15:39,857 --> 01:15:42,325 Oh my God. 1386 01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:45,261 Holy shit. 1387 01:15:48,832 --> 01:15:50,501 Heather. 1388 01:15:50,968 --> 01:15:53,037 Hey, it's me. 1389 01:16:01,545 --> 01:16:03,647 I'm so sorry about this, Heather. 1390 01:16:03,747 --> 01:16:06,116 Your husband... 1391 01:16:08,152 --> 01:16:09,153 Bad. 1392 01:16:09,253 --> 01:16:13,424 Oh, no, no, no. No. He's not. 1393 01:16:14,191 --> 01:16:16,426 Promise. 1394 01:16:23,768 --> 01:16:25,469 You know, I... 1395 01:16:27,237 --> 01:16:29,573 I never stopped thinking about you, Heather. 1396 01:16:36,547 --> 01:16:39,550 I really thought that you'd write back to me. 1397 01:16:44,054 --> 01:16:45,622 You never did. 1398 01:16:48,325 --> 01:16:51,495 You never even thanked me for what I did for you. 1399 01:16:55,733 --> 01:16:57,234 With Greg. 1400 01:17:04,274 --> 01:17:06,845 I don't understand you. 1401 01:17:07,678 --> 01:17:09,346 I know, Heather. 1402 01:17:46,683 --> 01:17:48,419 I believe this is yours. 1403 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:58,195 So what do we do now? 1404 01:18:10,974 --> 01:18:13,043 We were all alone. 1405 01:18:15,446 --> 01:18:17,214 We were terrified. 1406 01:18:22,352 --> 01:18:25,122 If Heather hadn't shown up, I don't... 1407 01:18:25,956 --> 01:18:27,558 I don't know. 1408 01:18:30,093 --> 01:18:32,029 Thank you. 1409 01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:38,669 She just fought so hard, you know? 1410 01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:43,908 After they... they took her gun, and... 1411 01:18:46,176 --> 01:18:47,779 ...all she had... 1412 01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:50,280 was that bow and arrow. 1413 01:18:55,686 --> 01:18:57,621 Um, do you have anything to add, 1414 01:18:57,721 --> 01:18:59,523 Mr. Soft-- Uh... 1415 01:18:59,623 --> 01:19:03,560 Sorry. Um, do you have anything to add, Mr. Stanwell? 1416 01:19:04,528 --> 01:19:06,662 Uh... 1417 01:19:06,764 --> 01:19:08,832 Mr. Stanwell? 1418 01:19:08,999 --> 01:19:10,734 Nope. No. 1419 01:19:12,236 --> 01:19:14,104 - Nope. - Well, we knew someone 1420 01:19:14,204 --> 01:19:15,472 pushed the car into the lake, 1421 01:19:15,572 --> 01:19:19,409 so... seems like these two brothers 1422 01:19:19,510 --> 01:19:21,779 were working behind the scenes the whole time. 1423 01:19:22,546 --> 01:19:24,481 Uh... 1424 01:19:24,581 --> 01:19:29,353 You two are either the luckiest or unluckiest people 1425 01:19:29,453 --> 01:19:30,421 I've ever met. 1426 01:19:30,521 --> 01:19:32,222 Luckiest. 1427 01:19:34,324 --> 01:19:36,693 At least I am. 1428 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:41,732 To have my husband by my side this whole time... 1429 01:19:45,135 --> 01:19:47,271 He knows me better than anyone, 1430 01:19:47,704 --> 01:19:50,073 like, the real me. 1431 01:19:52,476 --> 01:19:54,511 I know he'd do anything for me. 1432 01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:59,482 You're my hero. 100890