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What do you think you're playing at, coming here?

What do you expect me to do? Celebrate? YOU walked out on us.

The only thing I expect YOU to do is to keep on walking.

How's that?

Not what I was hoping to hear.

I'll do a Bambi, and say nothing, then.You have to talk to him.Why?

Oh, and explain to me why I'm still talking to you.

Well, because in that place where most people have a heart...

..you know I'm right.

I went away to start again.

You're dragging me back. I don't want it.

CLEARS THROAT OK. Right.

When you went away and came up here,

you took control of your own destiny...yeah?

You became EMPOWERED, as they say in women's magazines.

Right?I'll tell you if you're right.Just say I'm right now.No!

You won't get me with twisted logic, Kenny.Say it.

No!Just say it, so I can finish.

Right.Good. So, we agree.

Now, if you are EMPOWERED, and have taken control of your own destiny...

..you are strong.

Now, before, when you were with Robbie and you were not the things we both agree that you are now,

you were weak...

..directionless...

..half-formed, angry...

..shallow...Anything else?

..vapid...Inadequate?Inadequate.

All those things. But not any more, right? So, he's not a threat to you,

which means there's no reason for you not to now talk to the

poor, pitiful, grovelling Robbie, who no longer has got a hold on you.

Any luck?If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.

When's it going to to be sorted? Well, that's a question. I couldn't say.

Engine's temperamental. That's why boats are "she"s.

Can you fix it? Well, that's a question.

Yeah, it's a question. What's the answer?

I couldn't say. You'll have to be patient. But it's not looking good.

How am I going to get out of here? Well, that's a question.

You shouldn't have gone to find him and he should never have come here.

He's not welcome, and I don't have to say why.He's the kids' father.

Yeah? I hope your stunt hasn't done them any damage.

I hope yours won't either.

What d'you mean? He's already been here two days and you ain't spoken to him.

What are Alfie and Charley thinking about that?

How can Robbie, by simply turning up, make you weak?He won't do that.

But he already has.

You can't look at him, or talk to him. That makes you weak.

Sorry that's how it's turned out.

I-I had no idea you were so fragile because you hide it really well.

If I'm all these things, why waste your time?

You always had something that made everything else fade away.

Go on, make one of your smart little remarks.

I'm sure I'll find it really funny.

You were kind.

OK, Ida, you can come out now.

BULL BELLOWS

And what kind of music does he listen to?Music?!

Doesn't play him music. You don't play him music?

No, I don't play HIM music. Why don't you?

Why would I...play music to a bull?! To help them get the ball rolling.

You involve us in buying a bull, and you know nothing about breeding.

All right. I'll play him music.

What kind of lighting's in the love room?Love room?!No love room?!

He doesn't have a love room. It's a bull!

You're asking him to LOVE on a daily basis.

Some people might like their loving to be varied and exotic.

Different rooms. Out of doors. In water.

You might be one of them, but I wouldn't want to guess.

Other people look forward to Thursday nights,

cos that's loving night.

Bulls are like that. Creatures of habit.

Certain time. Certain place. Certain lights. Certain music.

And they're as regular as a sex scene in one of those blue films.

Malcolm, we need a love room.See!

She's a Thursday-night girl. You didn't realise.

I think she means for the bull. Aye, so she does.

I said Dumfy didn't like standing out there being watched, didn't I?

Dumfy?Aye.

I'm talking about the bull, not about Ida.You call the bull Dumfy?!

Aye. It's a Belted Galloway. Short for Dumfries.

This poor bull has no confidence.

Ramrod, Macho Man, Vlad the Impaler. A name with intent. Dumfy, cor!

Iasked to change the name.Change the name.We'll change the name.

Change the name, music and a Love Room. Can you remember this?

Of course I can.What about lights? He said something about lights.

What about lights? Maybe he likes it in the dark?

You're a turn-the-lights-off lady. That's none of your business.

Some ladies are like that. I meant the bull.

Yeah, sure you did. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm not!

You must be a glorious sight.

So, soft lights, but only when Mr Bull's about to get busy.

Train him right and, soon as the lights go down, he'll be a piston engine.

Is that everything?

Have we discussed smells?

BULL BELLOWS

HAMMERING How are you getting on?

Yeah, I know. It's a question.

I'm doing the best I can.

Morning!Yeah...morning.

You ready to set off, Gordon?

Well...That's a question.

Aye, so it is. He's not good with questions.

Well...

..bit of a rock and a hard place, really, where I'm standing right now.

The engine's Donald-Ducked. And that means?

I'm trying to repair it. I've got a doctor's appointment.

You do, do you? Is the ferry not running?

It's temperamental. I need to get to Portree.

Look, are you feeling ill? Is it an emergency?

No, not exactly.

You don't look ill. Medicine can do wonders these days.

I remember old Mrs Reedie. Her old man worked at the distillery.

She got awful depressed like you.

Had to tie her to the fence - took her three days to snap out of it.

But SHE was definitely ill. But YOU, you look blossoming!

Do I?

Aye, doesn't she?Yeah, I guess.

Cheers. I'm feeling grand, today, to be honest. Top of the world.

Why waste the doctor's time when you're feeling top of the world?

I HATE that!

When people are hypodermiacs,

pretending that something's wrong.

Hypochondriacs.That as well.

Och! I've just thought of something that might do the trick.

Robbie?Abs? You wanted to talk to me?

No, I just came on holiday cos it's so friendly here.

Psst!Let's just get on with it.

Psst!If that's what you want.Psst! I don't want anything. Not from you.

That makes things easy.Yes.

OK...I made an effort. If you don't want to be a grown-up, there's not much I can do.

That's really clever of you - to try and put it back on me.

Ah, it's a waste of time.

Nice seeing you.

Oi!

Looks like he's fixed it, then. You're a meddlesome little prick.

I'd agree - apart from the "little".

Why did you do this? He has no respect for other people.

You couldn't leave well alone.

He's always been an interfering little..."Little."

She hates me. Nothing's going to change that.Exactly!

I never want to see him again.Can't you understand,

you little douche-bag?I may have loved him once. But it's gone.

There is NO going back.I knew that.

And I was a fool to come up here.

Oh, don't blame yourself. He's the one that put you up to it.Maybe.

If I'd had any sense, I'd have known you wouldn't change.

It's just not possible, is it?

Are you saying I can't change?No.

I don't mean that. It's just that, after what I did to you...

I mean, who's going to blame you?

I'm not.

If somebody did that to me, I'd never forgive them.

Yes. That's where we're different - you've got to be able to forgive.

Do you?Yeah, course.

Just not YOU.

Yeah, course.

Well, it's Kenny that's the problem.

You and I, well...

..we know where we stand.

Oh, I've got...I've just got to go. I've got to, um...cut my toenails.

Is it firm?Aye.

Not too firm?How do we know how firm Big Ben likes his mattress?

Sometimes I like sleeping on the floor. When it's a wooden floor.

Aye, that'll do. Douglas? What are you doing?

Taking a mattress up for the bull. For the bull?

Poor thing's sleeping on the ground. The bull?Aye.

I don't mind sleeping on the ground. When it's dry, mind.

Let's keep moving.

I'll explain later.

I look forward to that!

You're a fertile thing, aren't you? I'm sorry?

At your age, too! I-I'm not that old!

I knew a cow like you once.

Went on calving long past what anybody would've thought was normal.

Loved that cow. You remind me of her.

Triumph of optimism over nature.

BABY CRIES

Are you not jealous?No.

But it's her ex-husband. No, they never married.

Well, you weren't surprised when he just turned up?

Yeah. Well...

I guess I was surprised. But not, like...THAT surprised.

Still talking.You're not even just a little bit jealous?Hey? No.

I've had me share of heartbreak, and now it's someone else's turn.

I don't believe you're over her.

Well, I am.No, you're not.

Believe what you want.

It's not a matter of "believing". I KNOW you're not.

You "know", do you?Yeah.

Why are you so sure when I'm telling you, I'm looking at you,

I'm not blinking, or scratching my chin,

or picking fluff off my jacket? I AM over her.

Because you haven't hit on me.

Oh, right.

Well!

I just, I don't find you attractive.

All right. OK. That explains it all, then.

Och, Kenny! You and Heather, come and make yourselves useful.

BULL BELLOWS

You want me to serenade a bull?Aye.

What...a bull?

Is there something wrong with that?

What? You too good for a bull? Yeah. I might be, yeah.

Well, what kind of song? A love song, of course.

A love song?Aye.

I don't know any love songs, mate.

I imagine SHE does, fine heifer.

The sound of her breath must make everything she does a love song.

That's my daughter you're talking to!

Looking at her now makes me think what a frisky thing you were.

I'm going to hit him.

Calm down, Marjorie. We need him.

You must know ONE love song. Sing it over and over again.

It's my Thursday-girl talking! And she knows how to ring her bell.

You don't know ONE love song?

Get on with it, Heather. You must know ONE.

Bet she does. You can sense it, looking at her.You are THIS close.

Go on! You're being precious.

Yeah, well, it's my middle name.

It's time for me to go.

No fun being straight when everyone else is stoned.

You're not leaving until you sing.

Oh! Uh!

Alfie, Charley, come on!

Come on, you two. I need you.

No!P off!

What did you say?!Nothing.

"P off." I don't blame her, so you have to punish me, too.

And that's a problem?I never got to meet him. That's the problem.

It's not fair. You only think about yourself.

THAT'S not fair!I didn't meet him, so I won't know how much I hate him.

I'd have hated him too.

But it's your fault - YOU wouldn't let me. So, P off!

Right, on your feet. Time to get punished.

Don't worry, we're in this together.

Now, do the best you can. We're counting on you.

Play with your back to him, so you're not watching. Doesn't like being watched.

Ah! You heard what he said. That means you, too.

All right, mate? We'll wait outside and hope.

Listen,

no-one needs to know we got sucked in to playing to a cow, OK?

It's a bull.

Whatever. OK?

BOTH: # Wise men say

# Only fools rush in... #

I love Elvis.

Aye, me too. # But I can't help... #

I thought his name was Big Ben now.

# Falling in love with you. #

He was still good when he was fat.

PHONE RINGS

Sh!

Hello?

Hello, Dr Talbot. Something wrong?

She set off this morning to see you.

Yes. Well, yes, I'll, I'll ask her when she returns.

But, no, she knew she had an appointment with you.

Yes, all right. No, no, no. I won't worry. No, of course not.

Bye for now.

DOOR OPENS Carolyn?

It's just me, Mary. You don't know if Gordon's back?

No, I didn't see him. Which room's Robbie in?He's in three.Thanks.

Can I help?

No, I'm, er...

I'm just dreaming about perfume when all I really need is nappies.

I'll show you where they are. No, I-I can find them.

You OK?

Nice to meet you again. You never met me before.

You walked out before she was born.

Yeah. Well, it's nice to meet you, then.

Don't shake his hand.

I want to see his tail.

My tail?The devil has a tail, doesn't he? A little pointy one.

I see you raised 'em well.

I think Kenny must have told them that.No, he didn't. You did.

OK. But I didn't mention the tail.

Kenny said you was a butthead.

Is that all?He said worse, but it wouldn't really be polite.

Yeah. Well, it's good of you to be polite, and all.

Don't be too polite.I won't.

You two like it up here?It's all right.All these Scots, eh?

A bit odd, the...Scottish, don't you think?

No. I kind of wish I was Scottish.

Can I see your tail, or not? Yeah, course.

Yeah. I forgot.

I took it off. I left it at home.

It's...uncomfortable when you're sitting on a train for a long time.

Why don't you love me?

And me?

I, um...

He DOES love you. BOTH of you. Was I asking you?

I want HIM to answer.

Yeah, Abs. Let me answer.

You're right...I didn't love you.

Cos, if I did, I would have thought about you.

And...I didn't.

And I WAS a butthead for that, you know? But here's the thing, yeah?

I-I just didn't know what was important.

But I hope I do now.

I don't love YOU, even if I do look like you.

Which I don't, not really.

I don't blame you for that.

This isn't easy, is it?What made you think it was going to be easy?

I didn't.

I was just saying it because I'm feeling a little awkward.

Good.

I want to go fish. Are we done?

Yeah, OK.

Come on, let's go.

DOOR SLAMS Sorry.

Yeah.

I lost them ages ago.

Robbie, you don't really have a tail, do you?

No.

I knew it. You tried really hard.

Try again tomorrow.

Anything happening yet?

Well, he's lying down now.

My fingers are getting sore.

Don't know what his problem is - it's working for me.

Well, the theme to Z Cars would work for YOU, wouldn't it?

One more time?

Yeah, all right. Second verse.

Same as the first. Just a little bit louder and a little bit worse.

BOTH: # Wise men say

# Only fools rush in

# But I can't help

# Falling in love with you. #

I wouldn't call it rushing. # Shall I stay?

# Would it be a sin?

# But I can't help

# Falling in love with you... #

OFF KEY # Like a river flows

# Gently to the sea

# Darling, so it goes

# Some things are meant to be

HEATHER: # Take my hand

# Take my whole life too... #

GUITAR TWANGS # Cos I can't help

# Falling in love with you. #

They've stopped singing. Why have they stopped singing?

BULL STAMPS AND BELLOWS

GUSHING

There she blows, as it were!

It worked!

Come on, Princess! Bring the bucket. Got to get this liquid gold frozen.

First time, eh? Spectacular sight.

MOOING All right? How's it going?

Do you mind if I stay?How long?

I'll go tomorrow if you want me to.

Stay as long as you want.

As long as you know why. Because I'm not sure thatIdo.

I guess I'm just trying to prove something.

To who? Yourself, or the kids?

I could be real ambitious, and say to everybody.

You, as well.Don't bite off more than you can chew.

I'll remember that.

You look good. Better than I remember.

That didn't come out right.

What are you trying to prove? That I'm still here.

That I don't have a tail, that I'm not like you think I am.

I'm not asking anything from you.

You're asking a lot just being here.

Thank you.For what? Letting me be here.

What happened to you, Robbie? What do you mean?

You just wake up one day, and say, "This is the day I change my life."

Haven't you ever done that?Yes.

That simple?

Nothing about this has been simple. No, it hasn't.

You're still alone? I mean, by yourself. You're not with somebody?

It's not something I think about.

Why'd you let me think you were with him?

Cos I wanted to hurt you, like you hurt me.

I didn't go off with someone. Does that make me feel better?

I'm just saying, it wasn't that.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. It was a long time ago.

To be honest, I don't care any more.

I thought you might. I got that wrong.

I thought that was why you hated me so much.

Abandoning me with two kids was enough.

I've got some paperwork to do.

It's a wonder how real teachers have the time to teach.

I'm not saying I didn't have girlfriends. I did.

I don't want to hear this.I lived with one for almost two years.

That shows real commitment!

None of them came close to you.

Don't even try.

DOUGLAS: Kenny, Heather, well done!

It's a pleasure. Could you do it again tomorrow?

Yeah, if I feel up to it. Sure.

150ml straws.

Much better AI hit-rate than 75ml.

Percentage conception is what you're after.

Gun's no good if it shoots blanks. Are you listening?

Aye.

How are you feeling, Tiger Lily?

Fine.Ain't nothing about a man'll ever scare you again.

Last time I saw that look on an Oriental girl's face was shore leave in Hong Kong.That's enough.

Malcolm!

Is there anything else before you go?

Got a record of live weight gain? No.

Course not. He doesn't want to look like he knows what he's doing.

That'll hurt your price. Keep track of the calves' live weight gain.

Faster the gain, quicker to slaughter. Worthless without it.

It's not worth anything?!

Has he won any ribbons? County fair? Tell me he's won a ribbon.

That's one expensive pet.

How is she? Fine. No problem at all.

Here, I got you something for all your help.

Why didn't you see Dr Talbot? I did.

He called looking for you.

I was feeling good. I couldn't see the point.

I didn't want to waste his time. Do you like it?

You need to let him help you.

I told you - I was feeling good. Now, come on, let's try it on, eh?

You shouldn't have.

Can I not buy a present for my mother? I hope you like it.

How did you afford this?

Can you not just say thank you?

How hard is that?! I mean, if you don't like it, fine!

I like it.

No, you don't have to say it if you don't mean it!

I've said...I like it.

Looks good on you.

They must have forgotten to take it off.

There, that's better. It's a good colour on you.

Peter! Could you help me in the kitchen?I told Malcolm I'd help him.

Do as I ask.But I told... Please...don't argue.

Hi, Douglas? Is Mary indoors?

She's probably with Carolyn and the baby. Can I help?

I doubt it. There's this form from the Education Authority.

It's late. It's a register of pupils.

Oh, just send it back.There's a few names on it I don't recognise.

There's only Alfie, Charley and Peter now.Aye. Well...

We, erm...stretched the truth a bit on that.

Who's, um...Hamish Raeburn?My son.

He's eight?No, he's 34.

Right. Um, Fergus McFallen?

Prudence Armstrong?

Maybe calling her Prudence was a step too far.They don't exist?

Not really, no.

You made them up? It's to keep the school open.

Mary was against it, so she never sent it. I'll post it.

You want them to close the school?

Service is going downhill in this place.

Wasn't intending to open yet.

I knew you wouldn't want to turn a punter away. Just helping out.

That was very thoughtful of you. Aye, it was.

Heard from Alistair? Oh, aye. Missing us all.

Especially you and Mary, being as friendly as you are.

Is he OK?I wouldn't waste your time worrying about him.

You can be sure he's not worried about you.

Nobody wanted him to go. Of course not.

Can't hector him if he's not here. Taken away your fun.

A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

I'm sure there are men more arrogant than you,

but you'd be a long time searching. What are we going to do, Douglas?

Malcolm's stitched us up like a couple of kippers.

Malcolm's done you over? Good. Am I talking to you?!

I don't know.Oh, there's a first. Something he doesn't know.

Be quiet, you bitter little man. Don't bother with him.

I can say whatever I want to whoever I want.

You drink yourself stupid, so stupid's what we all take you for.

If you were a man I'd hit you. If you were a man, I'd be scared.

I've got an idea. Oh, there's a ground-breaker.

It's about the bull.There's an agricultural show on the mainland.

Mum says it's your fault.Everything else is, so I better not deny it.

Come on.

In order to make me feel really bad,

you better tell me what it is.

About him being here.

Well, I'd love to take the blame for it,

but if it all works out OK,

I'd have to take the credit,

and that's probably not fair.I don't know how I should be with him.

I suppose I'm meant to hate him.

Yeah. Yeah. Go with that. Just for turning up?

Yeah. Well, he's a complete pillock.

What a tosser, just showing up like that.

He's being friendly. He's trying to show he cares or something.Well...

..it's very easy to pretend you care.

Yeah.Mind you, it's very hard to pretend that you hate someone.

I mean, that is REALLY exhausting.

And you have to put on that I-hate-you look,

and the muscles in your face get tight and your jaw gets all sore.

Yeah.Of course, it can be a real drag

to pretend that you care as well.

So, you and Robbie, the two of you, must be absolutely shattered.

Yeah.It's a recipe for frustration, and that wears you out as well.

It's all part of being human.

What we want and what reality is,

it's kind of a head-on collision.

Because we're human, and we're not perfect.

I mean, in fact, we're a long way short of being perfect.

Cor, there's a huge gap between what we are, and perfect.Yeah?

So the way I see it, right,

you can either fill it with frustration or forgiveness -

that gap.

Alfie, tell Kenny supper's ready.

OK. Kenny, your supper's ready. Oh, thank you, Alfie.

She still cross with you?

She's frustrated. You can see how that's wearing HER out.

So, listen, man, if you want it to be my fault, that's cool,

because I live to give you what you want,

but sometimes I can't always do that because I'm not perfect.

Then Mum was right. It IS your fault.

Yeah, go with that. Best to keep things simple, eh?Yeah.

You didn't?

It just kinda happened. I shouldn't have told you.

It don't think it was a mistake.

You sound like you're worried. What's there to worry about?

That's not funny.

We have to get Big Ben ready for the show.

It's our best chance. I don't like that Hamilton fellow, but he gets results.He's a horrible man.

Aye, I'm sorry you had to hear the things he said, but we need him. Do you?

I think I'll turn in early tonight.

I'm tired as well. It's not Thursday.

Peter, eat your dinner.

I'm not hungry.Can I have it?

Colin. Hate to see it to go to waste.

Here, don't be shy.

Thank you, Tiger Lily. Colin!

Please don't call me that. I prefer being called by my name.

What's HIS problem? Am I causing a problem?

No...there's no problem.

MARJORIE:# Like a river flows

# Slowly to the sea

# Darlin', how it goes

# Some things were meant to be-e

# Wise men say... #

I'll have to take her myself. I can't trust her to see the doctor.

If only Alistair hadn't left.

I don't blame you. I'm just saying, it can't have been easy for her.

She needs a good man, not just any man.

That's where we're alike.

I reckon she'll want me again. Oh, aye.

One day she'll realise I'm the best thing that ever happened to her.Wouldn't hold your breath.

I'm like you.

You think I'm talking rubbish? How would I know?

You wouldn't. You don't know shite.

You're right. I'm right? Are you taking the piss?

No.You see, Abby's just being stupid, just like my bint.

We're not the sort of men that take that from women. You and me.

They just don't understand us. And when they need a good seeing-to -

that's when they come running back again. They need a firm hand.

That's what they need.

Kenny!All right?

Stupid question.

He keeps trying to tell me that we're alike.

You know, I can see what he means.

Don't say that.Not like looking in the mirror, or anything,

but, yeah, the gist is there. I'm nothing like that dosser.

If you ever want to get into a fight round here, he's your man.

Funny.No, I mean it.

You can punch each other's heads in,

then do the kissing thing where you tell each other how hard you are.

You've done it, have you? Gah! Don't be stupid.

I ain't half the man you are.

You're prime beef.

I'm the stuff they use in pies.

Hey, English.

He must be talking to you, cos there's no F-word before English.

What is it?

You and me, we've got a lot in common, don't we?

I ain't going to argue with him.

No. We don't. I'm sorry. We don't?No.

Yeah you DO. Look at the two of you.

If you dressed the same, there'd be no telling you apart.

I'm nothing like him.

Course not. No, course not.

Oh, by the way...any kind of that good old-fashioned sexist stuff,

he is brilliant at it.

You get him started, mate, you're going to fit right in here.

He can do sexist?

Mmm, but he's not as good as you.

Are you talking about me?I'm that good at it?British champion.

And self-centred, boring, drunk?

Olympic material. How about cowardly?Pro.

Retired.

Yeah?Yeah.

Shame. Don't think we'll see you in the top flight of cowards

ever again, unfortunately.

Are you talking about me?

Morning.

Coffee?Tea, please.

Great.

No chance of any mushrooms or baked beans or something?

No.Toast?

Some old bread I could fry for you.

Sounds like it might hit the spot.

I'll scrape the mould off. Don't go to any trouble.

Check-out's 11. You can pay me now. I might stay another day.

Another day?Maybe longer.

You can still pay now.Wouldn't it be easier if I paid when I leave?

Isn't that what you do at hotels? That would mean me trusting you.

Look, is there a problem?From what I hear, there's not much to trust.

Have I done something to upset you? I like Abby. She's a good girl.

I don't know much about you,

except you ran away and left her with two children and no money.

That's not much to trust, is it?

This is a small place. We look after each other.

Don't you treat her poorly.

I'll get that bread.

Come to make up?In your dreams.

Abby...Have you any old newspapers? I need them for current events.

Abby...I haven't got time to talk.

..you're letting yourself down, acting like this.

Everything's just a big game to you, isn't it?

Look, I'm no good at being serious this early in the mornings.

And if you thought you were doing me a favour...Oh, shut up.

What did you say to me? You've got these fixed ideas.

The world's just not like that. So, shut up.

Well, look around. Anything bad happened?

No, we're still here.

I know you're afraid. Don't be stupid.

I don't know exactly what you're afraid of, but I can feel it.

Do you think I would ever do anything that would hurt you?No.

You've been broken for ages. I just thought you needed...mending.

SHE SCOFFS Saint Kenny.

Yeah. Right.

I'm not a ripped jumper, Kenny. I don't need you to mend me.

I never thought I could. I thought YOU could.

You're always thinking of others.

No.

I'm selfish, Abs.

I need to move on. But I just...

I couldn't leave you behind.

And you're stuck.Papers.

Got nothing to be afraid of.

DOOR CLOSES

Put him down!

We were just playing. You leave him alone.

Peter, come in. Right now!

Get your things for school.

We were just playing.

Morning. You two went to bed early last night.

Healthy, wealthy and wise, that's me.

Well, maybe not the wealthy and wise.

I can't remember you this happy.

Let's not go overboard.

You've not said anything about men being useless in weeks.

That goes without saying.Aye.

Got to get to the shop.

Morning, sailor.Morning.

Ole! FLAMENCO MUSIC

We'll have to groom him.

Gear's in the stable, OK?

Aye.Well, why don't you go and get that now?

Ida...

..he was only playing with him.

I don't want him to. I don't want him touching Peter.

Ida.He's MY son!Colin wouldn't hurt ANYONE.I don't trust him.

He just wants you to accept him, and Peter to like him.

Do you not understand that? Don't let him come between us.

It's you that's doing that.

Come on! Come on!

BABY CRIES Sh!

You brought reinforcements.

I-I just stepped up to check on the garden.

Carolyn, I think we should call Dr Talbot.

I'm seeing him tomorrow.

Would it be a problem if I left Isla with you?

ISLA CRIES

What's a suicide bomber?

We're not doing that article. We're doing global warming.

They kill other people by killing themselves?!

Yes, they do.Why?

Because they hate each other. Is he right?

Yes, but it's a bit more complicated than that, Charley.

Then we send the army in and kill them.Is he right?

No, they've committed suicide. Duh!

So, who DOES the army kill?

Everyone that's not dead. That explains it.What?

Why they hate each other. Look, this is a complicated subject.

Who knows about global warming?

Hate is a terrible thing.It is. And it's knackering.

Global warming? Any ideas? Why do people hate each other?

You hate people when you don't understand them

and you're afraid of them.

Or they have some sort of power over you, and you don't want that.

Or something happened years and years before

and you can't forgive and forget.

The world is getting warmer. Does anyone know why?

You don't REALLY hate Robbie, do you, Mum?

MOOING

Malcolm Campbell, Ronansay.Right.

Morning.

You made it. Didn't think you would. And why wouldn't you?

Didn't think you'd waste the money. How's he been?

He's a bit anxious. There was a lot to organise. He's registering now.

I meant the bull. The bull's in good order.

How's my Tiger Lily?

Please don't call her that.

She prefers to be called by her name.

All set.

Judge our category in two hours.

Happen to know a couple of the judges.I don't like him.

TANNOY:All stock not in the ring when the judging starts

will be disqualified.

Could the mother of seven-year-old Willie McAllister please make...

That's very kind o'you, Mr Hamilton. I've no got that kind of money.

Penny wise, pound foolish. You won't get far without a bit of help.

Got the penny nor the pound.You don't understand the way this works.

It's better we keep it that way.

You may be very clever when it comes to animals,

but you're a horse's arse when it comes to people.

What was all that about?

Och, nothing. Just told us not to set our hopes too high.

MOOING

You got a problem?Yeah.

Something to do with me?Yeah.

You know...I won't feel bad if you decide to like him.

You won't?No.

Swear?I swear.

There you go.Thank you.

Come on. BULL MOOS

He's not a bad-looking animal. If I were a cow, I...

I'm pretending I didn't hear that.

BLEATING

Are you having a good day out? What's he up to?

Are you?He's talking to sheep!

Excuse me. Can I see what you have in your pockets?

I'm sorry?

Can I see what you have in your pockets?

You're not going anywhere.

Sheep lover! Hey, you! Which one do you fancy, then? Which is it?

Hey, what's this? That doesn't belong to you.

Here, come on! Malcolm'll be angry.

Please! Malcolm'll be angry!

Leave him alone!

Leave him alone! Do you hear me?

Come on. Let's go. SLOSHING

Malcolm needs you.

Aye.

Charley. Charley... KENNY:Yo-yo, yo-yo, YO!

Mum's the word! Charley, go on!

Do YOU want to play?

No, thanks. It's not even. We need you.

Yeah?Yeah.

KENNY SHOUTS Over here, over here, over here!

Let's get our things. Make our way. They've not handed out the ribbons.

We won't be getting any ribbons.

I'll wait here.

I'm here to see Carolyn Fraser.

This way.

Carolyn?

It's all got to be paid for,

or I'll press charges.

Big Ben? Malcolm Campbell? Aye.

I've been looking for you. Most people wait.

Here's your certificate of entry. Thanks.

And here's your ribbon. Third prize.

Congratulations.Thank you, sir.

Third prize!

Excuse me, I need a bull to cover my herd.

Grand. Thank you, thank you.

There you go, Kenny.Kenny!Wallace.

Kenny!To Wallace...

Oi!

ALFIE: No! Get him! Tackle! Tackle!

I'll never walk again!

Self-pity's not attractive. That was GBH!

Specially in a grown woman.

Yeah, especially in them.

Am I right?

Go on, say I'm right.

Tackle!

Never.

No-o-o!

Ah-ah-ah! Oh!

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