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What do you think you're playing at,
coming here?
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What do you expect me to do?
Celebrate? YOU walked out on us.
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The only thing I expect YOU to do
is to keep on walking.
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How's that?
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Not what I was hoping to hear.
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I'll do a Bambi, and say nothing,
then.You have to talk to him.Why?
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Oh, and explain to me
why I'm still talking to you.
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Well, because in that place
where most people have a heart...
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..you know I'm right.
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I went away to start again.
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You're dragging me back.
I don't want it.
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CLEARS THROAT
OK. Right.
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When you went away and came up here,
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you took control
of your own destiny...yeah?
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You became EMPOWERED,
as they say in women's magazines.
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Right?I'll tell you if you're
right.Just say I'm right now.No!
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You won't get me with twisted logic,
Kenny.Say it.
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No!Just say it, so I can finish.
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Right.Good. So, we agree.
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Now, if you are EMPOWERED, and have
taken control of your own destiny...
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..you are strong.
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Now, before, when you were with
Robbie and you were not the things
we both agree that you are now,
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you were weak...
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..directionless...
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..half-formed, angry...
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..shallow...Anything else?
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..vapid...Inadequate?Inadequate.
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All those things. But not any more,
right? So, he's not a threat to you,
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which means there's no reason
for you not to now talk to the
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poor, pitiful, grovelling Robbie,
who no longer has got a hold on you.
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Any luck?If it weren't
for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.
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When's it going to to be sorted?
Well, that's a question. I couldn't
say.
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Engine's temperamental.
That's why boats are "she"s.
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Can you fix it?
Well, that's a question.
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Yeah, it's a question.
What's the answer?
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I couldn't say. You'll have to be
patient. But it's not looking good.
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How am I going to get out of here?
Well, that's a question.
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You shouldn't have gone to find him
and he should never have come here.
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He's not welcome, and I don't have
to say why.He's the kids' father.
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Yeah? I hope your stunt
hasn't done them any damage.
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I hope yours won't either.
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What d'you mean?
He's already been here two days
and you ain't spoken to him.
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What are Alfie and Charley
thinking about that?
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How can Robbie, by simply turning
up, make you weak?He won't do that.
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But he already has.
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You can't look at him,
or talk to him. That makes you weak.
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Sorry that's how it's turned out.
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I-I had no idea you were so fragile
because you hide it really well.
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If I'm all these things,
why waste your time?
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You always had something
that made everything else fade away.
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Go on, make one of
your smart little remarks.
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I'm sure I'll find it really funny.
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You were kind.
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OK, Ida, you can come out now.
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BULL BELLOWS
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And what kind of music
does he listen to?Music?!
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Doesn't play him music.
You don't play him music?
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No, I don't play HIM music.
Why don't you?
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Why would I...play music to a bull?!
To help them get the ball rolling.
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You involve us in buying a bull,
and you know nothing about breeding.
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All right. I'll play him music.
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What kind of lighting's in the love
room?Love room?!No love room?!
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He doesn't have a love room.
It's a bull!
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You're asking him
to LOVE on a daily basis.
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Some people might like their loving
to be varied and exotic.
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Different rooms.
Out of doors. In water.
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You might be one of them,
but I wouldn't want to guess.
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Other people look forward
to Thursday nights,
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cos that's loving night.
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Bulls are like that.
Creatures of habit.
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Certain time. Certain place.
Certain lights. Certain music.
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And they're as regular as a sex
scene in one of those blue films.
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Malcolm, we need a love room.See!
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She's a Thursday-night girl.
You didn't realise.
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I think she means for the bull.
Aye, so she does.
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I said Dumfy didn't like standing
out there being watched, didn't I?
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Dumfy?Aye.
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I'm talking about the bull, not
about Ida.You call the bull Dumfy?!
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Aye. It's a Belted Galloway.
Short for Dumfries.
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This poor bull has no confidence.
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Ramrod, Macho Man, Vlad the Impaler.
A name with intent. Dumfy, cor!
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Iasked to change the name.Change
the name.We'll change the name.
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Change the name, music and
a Love Room. Can you remember this?
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Of course I can.What about lights?
He said something about lights.
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What about lights?
Maybe he likes it in the dark?
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You're a turn-the-lights-off lady.
That's none of your business.
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Some ladies are like that.
I meant the bull.
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Yeah, sure you did.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
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I'm not!
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You must be a glorious sight.
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So, soft lights, but only
when Mr Bull's about to get busy.
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Train him right and,
soon as the lights go down,
he'll be a piston engine.
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Is that everything?
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Have we discussed smells?
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BULL BELLOWS
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HAMMERING
How are you getting on?
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Yeah, I know. It's a question.
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I'm doing the best I can.
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Morning!Yeah...morning.
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You ready to set off, Gordon?
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Well...That's a question.
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Aye, so it is.
He's not good with questions.
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Well...
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..bit of a rock and a hard place,
really, where I'm standing right now.
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The engine's Donald-Ducked.
And that means?
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I'm trying to repair it.
I've got a doctor's appointment.
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You do, do you?
Is the ferry not running?
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It's temperamental.
I need to get to Portree.
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Look, are you feeling ill?
Is it an emergency?
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No, not exactly.
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You don't look ill.
Medicine can do wonders these days.
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I remember old Mrs Reedie.
Her old man worked at the distillery.
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She got awful depressed like you.
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Had to tie her to the fence - took
her three days to snap out of it.
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But SHE was definitely ill.
But YOU, you look blossoming!
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Do I?
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Aye, doesn't she?Yeah, I guess.
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Cheers. I'm feeling grand, today,
to be honest. Top of the world.
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Why waste the doctor's time when
you're feeling top of the world?
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I HATE that!
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When people are hypodermiacs,
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pretending that something's wrong.
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Hypochondriacs.That as well.
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Och! I've just thought of something
that might do the trick.
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Robbie?Abs?
You wanted to talk to me?
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No, I just came on holiday
cos it's so friendly here.
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Psst!Let's just get on with it.
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Psst!If that's what you want.Psst!
I don't want anything. Not from you.
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That makes things easy.Yes.
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OK...I made an effort.
If you don't want to be a grown-up,
there's not much I can do.
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That's really clever of you -
to try and put it back on me.
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Ah, it's a waste of time.
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Nice seeing you.
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Oi!
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Looks like he's fixed it, then.
You're a meddlesome little prick.
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I'd agree - apart from the "little".
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Why did you do this?
He has no respect for other people.
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You couldn't leave well alone.
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He's always been
an interfering little..."Little."
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She hates me. Nothing's going to
change that.Exactly!
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I never want to see
him again.Can't you understand,
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you little douche-bag?I may
have loved him once. But it's gone.
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There is NO going back.I knew that.
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And I was a fool to come up here.
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Oh, don't blame yourself. He's the
one that put you up to it.Maybe.
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If I'd had any sense,
I'd have known you wouldn't change.
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It's just not possible, is it?
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Are you saying I can't change?No.
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I don't mean that. It's just that,
after what I did to you...
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I mean, who's going to blame you?
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I'm not.
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If somebody did that to me,
I'd never forgive them.
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Yes. That's where we're different -
you've got to be able to forgive.
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Do you?Yeah, course.
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Just not YOU.
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Yeah, course.
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Well, it's Kenny that's the problem.
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You and I, well...
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..we know where we stand.
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Oh, I've got...I've just got to go.
I've got to, um...cut my toenails.
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Is it firm?Aye.
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Not too firm?How do we know how
firm Big Ben likes his mattress?
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Sometimes I like sleeping on
the floor. When it's a wooden floor.
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Aye, that'll do.
Douglas? What are you doing?
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Taking a mattress up for the bull.
For the bull?
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Poor thing's sleeping on the ground.
The bull?Aye.
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I don't mind sleeping on the ground.
When it's dry, mind.
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Let's keep moving.
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I'll explain later.
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I look forward to that!
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You're a fertile thing, aren't you?
I'm sorry?
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At your age, too!
I-I'm not that old!
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I knew a cow like you once.
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Went on calving long past what
anybody would've thought was normal.
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Loved that cow.
You remind me of her.
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Triumph of optimism over nature.
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BABY CRIES
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Are you not jealous?No.
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But it's her ex-husband.
No, they never married.
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Well, you weren't surprised
when he just turned up?
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Yeah. Well...
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I guess I was surprised.
But not, like...THAT surprised.
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Still talking.You're not even
just a little bit jealous?Hey? No.
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I've had me share of heartbreak,
and now it's someone else's turn.
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I don't believe you're over her.
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Well, I am.No, you're not.
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Believe what you want.
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It's not a matter of "believing".
I KNOW you're not.
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You "know", do you?Yeah.
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Why are you so sure when
I'm telling you, I'm looking at you,
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I'm not blinking, or scratching
my chin,
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or picking fluff
off my jacket? I AM over her.
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Because you haven't hit on me.
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Oh, right.
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Well!
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I just, I don't find you attractive.
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All right. OK.
That explains it all, then.
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Och, Kenny! You and Heather,
come and make yourselves useful.
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BULL BELLOWS
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You want me to serenade a bull?Aye.
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What...a bull?
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Is there something wrong with that?
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What? You too good for a bull?
Yeah. I might be, yeah.
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Well, what kind of song?
A love song, of course.
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A love song?Aye.
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I don't know any love songs, mate.
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I imagine SHE does, fine heifer.
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The sound of her breath must make
everything she does a love song.
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That's my daughter
you're talking to!
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Looking at her now makes me think
what a frisky thing you were.
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I'm going to hit him.
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Calm down, Marjorie. We need him.
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You must know ONE love song.
Sing it over and over again.
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It's my Thursday-girl talking!
And she knows how to ring her bell.
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You don't know ONE love song?
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Get on with it, Heather.
You must know ONE.
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Bet she does. You can sense it,
looking at her.You are THIS close.
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Go on! You're being precious.
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Yeah, well, it's my middle name.
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It's time for me to go.
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No fun being straight
when everyone else is stoned.
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You're not leaving until you sing.
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Oh! Uh!
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Alfie, Charley, come on!
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Come on, you two. I need you.
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No!P off!
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What did you say?!Nothing.
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"P off." I don't blame her,
so you have to punish me, too.
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And that's a problem?I never got
to meet him. That's the problem.
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It's not fair.
You only think about yourself.
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THAT'S not fair!I didn't meet him,
so I won't know how much I hate him.
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I'd have hated him too.
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But it's your fault -
YOU wouldn't let me. So, P off!
234
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,040
Right, on your feet.
Time to get punished.
235
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,600
Don't worry,
we're in this together.
236
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,440
Now, do the best you can.
We're counting on you.
237
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,160
Play with your back to him,
so you're not watching.
Doesn't like being watched.
238
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,680
Ah! You heard what he said.
That means you, too.
239
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,840
All right, mate?
We'll wait outside and hope.
240
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,320
Listen,
241
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,440
no-one needs to know we got
sucked in to playing to a cow, OK?
242
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,480
It's a bull.
243
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,080
Whatever. OK?
244
00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:01,720
BOTH: # Wise men say
245
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,400
# Only fools rush in... #
246
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,680
I love Elvis.
247
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:12,200
Aye, me too.
# But I can't help... #
248
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,160
I thought his name was Big Ben now.
249
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,560
# Falling in love with you. #
250
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,600
He was still good
when he was fat.
251
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,240
PHONE RINGS
252
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,600
Sh!
253
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,120
Hello?
254
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,080
Hello, Dr Talbot. Something wrong?
255
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,040
She set off this morning to see you.
256
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,640
Yes. Well, yes, I'll,
I'll ask her when she returns.
257
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,080
But, no, she knew
she had an appointment with you.
258
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,560
Yes, all right. No, no, no.
I won't worry. No, of course not.
259
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,480
Bye for now.
260
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,840
DOOR OPENS
Carolyn?
261
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,200
It's just me, Mary.
You don't know if Gordon's back?
262
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:06,200
No, I didn't see him. Which room's
Robbie in?He's in three.Thanks.
263
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,240
Can I help?
264
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,600
No, I'm, er...
265
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,280
I'm just dreaming about perfume
when all I really need is nappies.
266
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,360
I'll show you where they are.
No, I-I can find them.
267
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,200
You OK?
268
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,960
Nice to meet you again.
You never met me before.
269
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,200
You walked out before she was born.
270
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,720
Yeah.
Well, it's nice to meet you, then.
271
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,880
Don't shake his hand.
272
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,800
I want to see his tail.
273
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,160
My tail?The devil has a tail,
doesn't he? A little pointy one.
274
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,640
I see you raised 'em well.
275
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,400
I think Kenny must have told them
that.No, he didn't. You did.
276
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,720
OK. But I didn't mention the tail.
277
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,520
Kenny said you was a butthead.
278
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:36,200
Is that all?He said worse,
but it wouldn't really be polite.
279
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,640
Yeah. Well, it's good of you
to be polite, and all.
280
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,400
Don't be too polite.I won't.
281
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:49,840
You two like it up here?It's
all right.All these Scots, eh?
282
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,880
A bit odd, the...Scottish,
don't you think?
283
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,200
No. I kind of wish I was Scottish.
284
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,040
Can I see your tail, or not?
Yeah, course.
285
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,960
Yeah. I forgot.
286
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,520
I took it off. I left it at home.
287
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:12,920
It's...uncomfortable when you're
sitting on a train for a long time.
288
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,880
Why don't you love me?
289
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,640
And me?
290
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,880
I, um...
291
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,720
He DOES love you. BOTH of you.
Was I asking you?
292
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,560
I want HIM to answer.
293
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,240
Yeah, Abs. Let me answer.
294
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,480
You're right...I didn't love you.
295
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,480
Cos, if I did,
I would have thought about you.
296
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,640
And...I didn't.
297
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,880
And I WAS a butthead for that, you
know? But here's the thing, yeah?
298
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,280
I-I just didn't know
what was important.
299
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,440
But I hope I do now.
300
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,680
I don't love YOU,
even if I do look like you.
301
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,680
Which I don't, not really.
302
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,120
I don't blame you for that.
303
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:14,240
This isn't easy, is it?What made
you think it was going to be easy?
304
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,600
I didn't.
305
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,280
I was just saying it because
I'm feeling a little awkward.
306
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,000
Good.
307
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,080
I want to go fish. Are we done?
308
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,120
Yeah, OK.
309
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,200
Come on, let's go.
310
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,200
DOOR SLAMS
Sorry.
311
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,880
Yeah.
312
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,360
I lost them ages ago.
313
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,520
Robbie, you don't
really have a tail, do you?
314
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,240
No.
315
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,080
I knew it. You tried really hard.
316
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,120
Try again tomorrow.
317
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,160
Anything happening yet?
318
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,000
Well, he's lying down now.
319
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,240
My fingers are getting sore.
320
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,160
Don't know what his problem is -
it's working for me.
321
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,360
Well, the theme to Z Cars
would work for YOU, wouldn't it?
322
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,760
One more time?
323
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,320
Yeah, all right. Second verse.
324
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:33,960
Same as the first. Just a little
bit louder and a little bit worse.
325
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:41,120
BOTH: # Wise men say
326
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,320
# Only fools rush in
327
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:55,240
# But I can't help
328
00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:02,440
# Falling in love with you. #
329
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:10,360
I wouldn't call it rushing.
# Shall I stay?
330
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:17,640
# Would it be a sin?
331
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:24,080
# But I can't help
332
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:31,520
# Falling in love with you... #
333
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,440
OFF KEY
# Like a river flows
334
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,640
# Gently to the sea
335
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,680
# Darling, so it goes
336
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:51,280
# Some things are meant to be
337
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,320
HEATHER: # Take my hand
338
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:04,000
# Take my whole life too... #
339
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:11,480
GUITAR TWANGS
# Cos I can't help
340
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,960
# Falling in love with you. #
341
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,400
They've stopped singing.
Why have they stopped singing?
342
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,720
BULL STAMPS AND BELLOWS
343
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,240
GUSHING
344
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,760
There she blows, as it were!
345
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,640
It worked!
346
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:53,280
Come on, Princess! Bring the bucket.
Got to get this liquid gold frozen.
347
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,600
First time, eh? Spectacular sight.
348
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,480
MOOING
All right? How's it going?
349
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,560
Do you mind if I stay?How long?
350
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,400
I'll go tomorrow if you want me to.
351
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,200
Stay as long as you want.
352
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,200
As long as you know why.
Because I'm not sure thatIdo.
353
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,840
I guess I'm just trying
to prove something.
354
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,720
To who? Yourself, or the kids?
355
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,360
I could be real ambitious,
and say to everybody.
356
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,240
You, as well.Don't bite off
more than you can chew.
357
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,800
I'll remember that.
358
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,240
You look good.
Better than I remember.
359
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,360
That didn't come out right.
360
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,080
What are you trying to prove?
That I'm still here.
361
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,960
That I don't have a tail,
that I'm not like you think I am.
362
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,160
I'm not asking anything from you.
363
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,520
You're asking a lot just being here.
364
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:01,520
Thank you.For what?
Letting me be here.
365
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,760
What happened to you, Robbie?
What do you mean?
366
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,280
You just wake up one day, and say,
"This is the day I change my life."
367
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,360
Haven't you ever done that?Yes.
368
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400
That simple?
369
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,280
Nothing about this has been simple.
No, it hasn't.
370
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:28,320
You're still alone? I mean, by
yourself. You're not with somebody?
371
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,440
It's not something I think about.
372
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,880
Why'd you let me think
you were with him?
373
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,040
Cos I wanted to hurt you,
like you hurt me.
374
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,440
I didn't go off with someone.
Does that make me feel better?
375
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,560
I'm just saying, it wasn't that.
376
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,960
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.
377
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,720
To be honest, I don't care any more.
378
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,520
I thought you might.
I got that wrong.
379
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,480
I thought that was why
you hated me so much.
380
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,120
Abandoning me
with two kids was enough.
381
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,440
I've got some paperwork to do.
382
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,320
It's a wonder how real teachers
have the time to teach.
383
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,840
I'm not saying
I didn't have girlfriends. I did.
384
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,440
I don't want to hear this.I lived
with one for almost two years.
385
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,480
That shows real commitment!
386
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,720
None of them came close to you.
387
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,720
Don't even try.
388
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,560
DOUGLAS: Kenny, Heather, well done!
389
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,120
It's a pleasure.
Could you do it again tomorrow?
390
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,680
Yeah, if I feel up to it. Sure.
391
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,120
150ml straws.
392
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,320
Much better AI hit-rate than 75ml.
393
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Percentage conception
is what you're after.
394
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,520
Gun's no good if it shoots blanks.
Are you listening?
395
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,680
Aye.
396
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,040
How are you feeling, Tiger Lily?
397
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,960
Fine.Ain't nothing
about a man'll ever scare you again.
398
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:19,200
Last time I saw that look on
an Oriental girl's face was shore
leave in Hong Kong.That's enough.
399
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,640
Malcolm!
400
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,680
Is there anything else
before you go?
401
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,280
Got a record of live weight gain?
No.
402
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,560
Course not. He doesn't want to look
like he knows what he's doing.
403
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,200
That'll hurt your price. Keep track
of the calves' live weight gain.
404
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:47,000
Faster the gain, quicker
to slaughter. Worthless without it.
405
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,000
It's not worth anything?!
406
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,840
Has he won any ribbons? County
fair? Tell me he's won a ribbon.
407
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,400
That's one expensive pet.
408
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,880
How is she?
Fine. No problem at all.
409
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,440
Here, I got you something
for all your help.
410
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,280
Why didn't you see Dr Talbot?
I did.
411
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,200
He called looking for you.
412
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,280
I was feeling good.
I couldn't see the point.
413
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,040
I didn't want to waste his time.
Do you like it?
414
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,280
You need to let him help you.
415
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:38,000
I told you - I was feeling good.
Now, come on, let's try it on, eh?
416
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,400
You shouldn't have.
417
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:47,280
Can I not buy a present
for my mother? I hope you like it.
418
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,440
How did you afford this?
419
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,440
Can you not just say thank you?
420
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,160
How hard is that?!
I mean, if you don't like it, fine!
421
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,800
I like it.
422
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,400
No, you don't have to say it
if you don't mean it!
423
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,760
I've said...I like it.
424
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,080
Looks good on you.
425
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,560
They must have forgotten
to take it off.
426
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,560
There, that's better.
It's a good colour on you.
427
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,600
Peter! Could you help me in the
kitchen?I told Malcolm I'd help him.
428
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,840
Do as I ask.But I told...
Please...don't argue.
429
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,720
Hi, Douglas? Is Mary indoors?
430
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,240
She's probably with Carolyn
and the baby. Can I help?
431
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,920
I doubt it. There's this form from
the Education Authority.
432
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,240
It's late. It's a register of
pupils.
433
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,600
Oh, just send it back.There's
a few names on it I don't recognise.
434
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,960
There's only Alfie, Charley
and Peter now.Aye. Well...
435
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,600
We, erm...stretched the truth
a bit on that.
436
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,560
Who's, um...Hamish Raeburn?My son.
437
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,440
He's eight?No, he's 34.
438
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,480
Right. Um, Fergus McFallen?
439
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,120
Prudence Armstrong?
440
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,040
Maybe calling her Prudence was
a step too far.They don't exist?
441
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,280
Not really, no.
442
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,360
You made them up?
It's to keep the school open.
443
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,280
Mary was against it,
so she never sent it. I'll post it.
444
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,880
You want them to close the school?
445
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,480
Service is going downhill
in this place.
446
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,120
Wasn't intending to open yet.
447
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:20,320
I knew you wouldn't want to turn
a punter away. Just helping out.
448
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,600
That was very thoughtful of you.
Aye, it was.
449
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Heard from Alistair?
Oh, aye. Missing us all.
450
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,200
Especially you and Mary,
being as friendly as you are.
451
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,760
Is he OK?I wouldn't waste
your time worrying about him.
452
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,440
You can be sure
he's not worried about you.
453
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,320
Nobody wanted him to go.
Of course not.
454
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,480
Can't hector him if he's not here.
Taken away your fun.
455
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,440
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
456
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,640
I'm sure there are men
more arrogant than you,
457
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,640
but you'd be a long time searching.
What are we going to do, Douglas?
458
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,760
Malcolm's stitched us up
like a couple of kippers.
459
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,920
Malcolm's done you over? Good.
Am I talking to you?!
460
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,680
I don't know.Oh, there's a first.
Something he doesn't know.
461
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,960
Be quiet, you bitter little man.
Don't bother with him.
462
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,600
I can say whatever I want
to whoever I want.
463
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,440
You drink yourself stupid, so
stupid's what we all take you for.
464
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,320
If you were a man I'd hit you.
If you were a man, I'd be scared.
465
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,560
I've got an idea.
Oh, there's a ground-breaker.
466
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,680
It's about the bull.There's an
agricultural show on the mainland.
467
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,760
Mum says it's your fault.Everything
else is, so I better not deny it.
468
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,560
Come on.
469
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,520
In order to make me feel really bad,
470
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,160
you better tell me what it is.
471
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,040
About him being here.
472
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,800
Well, I'd love to take
the blame for it,
473
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,480
but if it all works out OK,
474
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,600
I'd have to take the credit,
475
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,360
and that's probably not fair.I
don't know how I should be with him.
476
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,880
I suppose I'm meant to hate him.
477
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,640
Yeah. Yeah. Go with that.
Just for turning up?
478
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,040
Yeah. Well, he's a complete pillock.
479
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,760
What a tosser,
just showing up like that.
480
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,840
He's being friendly. He's trying to
show he cares or something.Well...
481
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,200
..it's very easy to
pretend you care.
482
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,680
Yeah.Mind you, it's very hard
to pretend that you hate someone.
483
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,040
I mean, that is REALLY exhausting.
484
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,120
And you have to put on
that I-hate-you look,
485
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,640
and the muscles in your face get
tight and your jaw gets all sore.
486
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,760
Yeah.Of course,
it can be a real drag
487
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,480
to pretend that you care as well.
488
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,440
So, you and Robbie, the two of you,
must be absolutely shattered.
489
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:02,240
Yeah.It's a recipe for frustration,
and that wears you out as well.
490
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,920
It's all part of being human.
491
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,920
What we want and what reality is,
492
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,080
it's kind of a head-on collision.
493
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,480
Because we're human,
and we're not perfect.
494
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,400
I mean, in fact, we're
a long way short of being perfect.
495
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:23,000
Cor, there's a huge gap between
what we are, and perfect.Yeah?
496
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,800
So the way I see it, right,
497
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,960
you can either fill it with
frustration or forgiveness -
498
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,520
that gap.
499
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,800
Alfie, tell Kenny supper's ready.
500
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,760
OK. Kenny, your supper's ready.
Oh, thank you, Alfie.
501
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,320
She still cross with you?
502
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,640
She's frustrated. You can see
how that's wearing HER out.
503
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,760
So, listen, man, if you want it
to be my fault, that's cool,
504
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,400
because I live to give you what you
want,
505
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,480
but sometimes I can't always
do that because I'm not perfect.
506
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,880
Then Mum was right. It IS your fault.
507
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,800
Yeah, go with that. Best
to keep things simple, eh?Yeah.
508
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,560
You didn't?
509
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,600
It just kinda happened.
I shouldn't have told you.
510
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,200
It don't think it was a mistake.
511
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,560
You sound like you're worried.
What's there to worry about?
512
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,600
That's not funny.
513
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,720
We have to get Big Ben
ready for the show.
514
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:36,920
It's our best chance. I don't
like that Hamilton fellow, but he
gets results.He's a horrible man.
515
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:42,720
Aye, I'm sorry you had to hear
the things he said, but we need him.
Do you?
516
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,680
I think I'll turn in early tonight.
517
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:50,840
I'm tired as well.
It's not Thursday.
518
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Peter, eat your dinner.
519
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,120
I'm not hungry.Can I have it?
520
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,360
Colin.
Hate to see it to go to waste.
521
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Here, don't be shy.
522
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:08,600
Thank you, Tiger Lily.
Colin!
523
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,720
Please don't call me that.
I prefer being called by my name.
524
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,880
What's HIS problem?
Am I causing a problem?
525
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,240
No...there's no problem.
526
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,360
MARJORIE:# Like a river flows
527
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,920
# Slowly to the sea
528
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,400
# Darlin', how it goes
529
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:44,040
# Some things were meant to be-e
530
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,000
# Wise men say... #
531
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,840
I'll have to take her myself.
I can't trust her to see the doctor.
532
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,520
If only Alistair hadn't left.
533
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,600
I don't blame you. I'm just saying,
it can't have been easy for her.
534
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,120
She needs a good man,
not just any man.
535
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,040
That's where we're alike.
536
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,720
I reckon she'll want me again.
Oh, aye.
537
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,840
One day she'll realise I'm
the best thing that ever happened
to her.Wouldn't hold your breath.
538
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,000
I'm like you.
539
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,080
You think I'm talking rubbish?
How would I know?
540
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,960
You wouldn't. You don't know shite.
541
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,200
You're right.
I'm right? Are you taking the piss?
542
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:58,200
No.You see, Abby's just
being stupid, just like my bint.
543
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:02,680
We're not the sort of men that
take that from women. You and me.
544
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:08,240
They just don't understand us. And
when they need a good seeing-to -
545
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,840
that's when they come running back
again. They need a firm hand.
546
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,520
That's what they need.
547
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,680
Kenny!All right?
548
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,800
Stupid question.
549
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,320
He keeps trying to tell me
that we're alike.
550
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,480
You know, I can see what he means.
551
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:33,960
Don't say that.Not like
looking in the mirror, or anything,
552
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,960
but, yeah, the gist is there.
I'm nothing like that dosser.
553
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,280
If you ever want to get into
a fight round here, he's your man.
554
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Funny.No, I mean it.
555
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,760
You can punch each other's heads in,
556
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,720
then do the kissing thing where you
tell each other how hard you are.
557
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,440
You've done it, have you?
Gah! Don't be stupid.
558
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,320
I ain't half the man you are.
559
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,440
You're prime beef.
560
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,880
I'm the stuff they use in pies.
561
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,680
Hey, English.
562
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,760
He must be talking to you, cos
there's no F-word before English.
563
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,040
What is it?
564
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,320
You and me, we've got
a lot in common, don't we?
565
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,760
I ain't going to argue with him.
566
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,480
No. We don't. I'm sorry.
We don't?No.
567
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,360
Yeah you DO. Look at the two of you.
568
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,680
If you dressed the same,
there'd be no telling you apart.
569
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,040
I'm nothing like him.
570
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,440
Course not. No, course not.
571
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,760
Oh, by the way...any kind of that
good old-fashioned sexist stuff,
572
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,480
he is brilliant at it.
573
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,720
You get him started, mate,
you're going to fit right in here.
574
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,560
He can do sexist?
575
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,840
Mmm, but he's not as good as you.
576
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,760
Are you talking about me?I'm
that good at it?British champion.
577
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,000
And self-centred, boring, drunk?
578
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,920
Olympic material.
How about cowardly?Pro.
579
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,160
Retired.
580
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,400
Yeah?Yeah.
581
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,920
Shame. Don't think we'll see you
in the top flight of cowards
582
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,560
ever again, unfortunately.
583
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,080
Are you talking about me?
584
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,960
Morning.
585
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,000
Coffee?Tea, please.
586
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,560
Great.
587
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,720
No chance of any mushrooms
or baked beans or something?
588
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,000
No.Toast?
589
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,760
Some old bread I could fry for you.
590
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,760
Sounds like it might hit the spot.
591
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,280
I'll scrape the mould off.
Don't go to any trouble.
592
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,120
Check-out's 11. You can pay me now.
I might stay another day.
593
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,200
Another day?Maybe longer.
594
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,440
You can still pay now.Wouldn't it
be easier if I paid when I leave?
595
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,600
Isn't that what you do at hotels?
That would mean me trusting you.
596
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:20,000
Look, is there a problem?From what
I hear, there's not much to trust.
597
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,880
Have I done something to upset you?
I like Abby. She's a good girl.
598
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,600
I don't know much about you,
599
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:30,200
except you ran away and left her
with two children and no money.
600
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,760
That's not much to trust, is it?
601
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,400
This is a small place.
We look after each other.
602
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,280
Don't you treat her poorly.
603
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,680
I'll get that bread.
604
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,680
Come to make up?In your dreams.
605
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:59,480
Abby...Have you any old newspapers?
I need them for current events.
606
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,000
Abby...I haven't got time to talk.
607
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,200
..you're letting yourself down,
acting like this.
608
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,480
Everything's just a big game to you,
isn't it?
609
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,960
Look, I'm no good at being serious
this early in the mornings.
610
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,920
And if you thought you were
doing me a favour...Oh, shut up.
611
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,520
What did you say to me?
You've got these fixed ideas.
612
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,120
The world's just not like that.
So, shut up.
613
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,000
Well, look around.
Anything bad happened?
614
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,680
No, we're still here.
615
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:33,000
I know you're afraid.
Don't be stupid.
616
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,880
I don't know exactly what
you're afraid of, but I can feel it.
617
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:41,560
Do you think I would ever do
anything that would hurt you?No.
618
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:47,000
You've been broken for ages.
I just thought you needed...mending.
619
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,120
SHE SCOFFS
Saint Kenny.
620
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,400
Yeah. Right.
621
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,920
I'm not a ripped jumper, Kenny.
I don't need you to mend me.
622
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,360
I never thought I could.
I thought YOU could.
623
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,040
You're always thinking of others.
624
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,840
No.
625
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,880
I'm selfish, Abs.
626
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,680
I need to move on. But I just...
627
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,840
I couldn't leave you behind.
628
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,440
And you're stuck.Papers.
629
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,960
Got nothing to be afraid of.
630
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,000
DOOR CLOSES
631
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,320
Put him down!
632
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,160
We were just playing.
You leave him alone.
633
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,160
Peter, come in. Right now!
634
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,840
Get your things for school.
635
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,040
We were just playing.
636
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,760
Morning.
You two went to bed early last night.
637
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,400
Healthy, wealthy and wise,
that's me.
638
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,240
Well, maybe not the wealthy and
wise.
639
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,400
I can't remember you this happy.
640
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,640
Let's not go overboard.
641
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,440
You've not said anything about men
being useless in weeks.
642
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,000
That goes without saying.Aye.
643
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,720
Got to get to the shop.
644
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,840
Morning, sailor.Morning.
645
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,720
Ole!
FLAMENCO MUSIC
646
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,960
We'll have to groom him.
647
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,680
Gear's in the stable, OK?
648
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,880
Aye.Well,
why don't you go and get that now?
649
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,240
Ida...
650
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,240
..he was only playing with him.
651
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,560
I don't want him to.
I don't want him touching Peter.
652
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,280
Ida.He's MY son!Colin wouldn't
hurt ANYONE.I don't trust him.
653
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,480
He just wants you to accept him,
and Peter to like him.
654
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,000
Do you not understand that?
Don't let him come between us.
655
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,240
It's you that's doing that.
656
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,920
Come on! Come on!
657
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,640
BABY CRIES
Sh!
658
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,920
You brought reinforcements.
659
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,640
I-I just stepped up
to check on the garden.
660
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,440
Carolyn,
I think we should call Dr Talbot.
661
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,880
I'm seeing him tomorrow.
662
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,400
Would it be a problem
if I left Isla with you?
663
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,240
ISLA CRIES
664
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,520
What's a suicide bomber?
665
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,040
We're not doing that article.
We're doing global warming.
666
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,640
They kill other people
by killing themselves?!
667
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,560
Yes, they do.Why?
668
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,480
Because they hate each other.
Is he right?
669
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,960
Yes, but it's a bit more complicated
than that, Charley.
670
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,600
Then we send the army in
and kill them.Is he right?
671
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,080
No, they've committed suicide. Duh!
672
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,800
So, who DOES the army kill?
673
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,240
Everyone that's not dead.
That explains it.What?
674
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,880
Why they hate each other.
Look, this is a complicated subject.
675
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,280
Who knows about global warming?
676
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:13,280
Hate is a terrible thing.It is.
And it's knackering.
677
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,200
Global warming? Any ideas?
Why do people hate each other?
678
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,560
You hate people when you don't
understand them
679
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,760
and you're afraid of them.
680
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,600
Or they have some sort of power
over you, and you don't want that.
681
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,320
Or something happened
years and years before
682
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,400
and you can't forgive and forget.
683
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,720
The world is getting warmer.
Does anyone know why?
684
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,360
You don't REALLY hate Robbie,
do you, Mum?
685
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,360
MOOING
686
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,320
Malcolm Campbell, Ronansay.Right.
687
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,280
Morning.
688
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,640
You made it. Didn't think you would.
And why wouldn't you?
689
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,560
Didn't think you'd waste the money.
How's he been?
690
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,320
He's a bit anxious. There was a lot
to organise. He's registering now.
691
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,520
I meant the bull.
The bull's in good order.
692
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,040
How's my Tiger Lily?
693
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,680
Please don't call her that.
694
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:43,000
She prefers to be called by her name.
695
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,000
All set.
696
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,400
Judge our category in two hours.
697
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,760
Happen to know a couple of
the judges.I don't like him.
698
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,680
TANNOY:All stock not in the ring
when the judging starts
699
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,200
will be disqualified.
700
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:03,000
Could the mother of seven-year-old
Willie McAllister please make...
701
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:07,520
That's very kind o'you, Mr Hamilton.
I've no got that kind of money.
702
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,840
Penny wise, pound foolish. You
won't get far without a bit of help.
703
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,120
Got the penny nor the pound.You
don't understand the way this works.
704
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,920
It's better we keep it that way.
705
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,400
You may be very clever
when it comes to animals,
706
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,800
but you're a horse's arse
when it comes to people.
707
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,760
What was all that about?
708
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,960
Och, nothing. Just told us
not to set our hopes too high.
709
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
MOOING
710
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,800
You got a problem?Yeah.
711
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,080
Something to do with me?Yeah.
712
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,880
You know...I won't feel bad
if you decide to like him.
713
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,520
You won't?No.
714
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,840
Swear?I swear.
715
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,520
There you go.Thank you.
716
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,400
Come on.
BULL MOOS
717
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,600
He's not a bad-looking animal.
If I were a cow, I...
718
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,360
I'm pretending I didn't hear that.
719
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,240
BLEATING
720
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:51,600
Are you having a good day out?
What's he up to?
721
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,680
Are you?He's talking to sheep!
722
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,920
Excuse me. Can I see
what you have in your pockets?
723
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,600
I'm sorry?
724
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,040
Can I see
what you have in your pockets?
725
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,040
You're not going anywhere.
726
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,000
Sheep lover! Hey, you! Which one
do you fancy, then? Which is it?
727
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,240
Hey, what's this?
That doesn't belong to you.
728
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,720
Here, come on!
Malcolm'll be angry.
729
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,760
Please! Malcolm'll be angry!
730
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,400
Leave him alone!
731
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,760
Leave him alone! Do you hear me?
732
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,600
Come on. Let's go.
SLOSHING
733
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,120
Malcolm needs you.
734
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,680
Aye.
735
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,920
Charley. Charley...
KENNY:Yo-yo, yo-yo, YO!
736
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,280
Mum's the word!
Charley, go on!
737
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,280
Do YOU want to play?
738
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,920
No, thanks.
It's not even. We need you.
739
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,600
Yeah?Yeah.
740
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,640
KENNY SHOUTS
Over here, over here, over here!
741
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:36,200
Let's get our things. Make our way.
They've not handed out the ribbons.
742
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,840
We won't be getting any ribbons.
743
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,800
I'll wait here.
744
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,000
I'm here to see Carolyn Fraser.
745
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,280
This way.
746
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,960
Carolyn?
747
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,520
It's all got to be paid for,
748
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,760
or I'll press charges.
749
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,320
Big Ben? Malcolm Campbell?
Aye.
750
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,200
I've been looking for you.
Most people wait.
751
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:25,120
Here's your certificate of entry.
Thanks.
752
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:29,280
And here's your ribbon. Third prize.
753
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,360
Congratulations.Thank you, sir.
754
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,240
Third prize!
755
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,680
Excuse me,
I need a bull to cover my herd.
756
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,480
Grand. Thank you, thank you.
757
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,960
There you go, Kenny.Kenny!Wallace.
758
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,560
Kenny!To Wallace...
759
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,240
Oi!
760
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,320
ALFIE: No! Get him! Tackle! Tackle!
761
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,560
I'll never walk again!
762
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:04,400
Self-pity's not attractive.
That was GBH!
763
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,680
Specially in a grown woman.
764
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,720
Yeah, especially in them.
765
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,040
Am I right?
766
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,640
Go on, say I'm right.
767
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,840
Tackle!
768
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,040
Never.
769
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,800
No-o-o!
770
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,680
Ah-ah-ah! Oh!
771
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,680
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