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Home!
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Kenny! Shh! You'll wake the guests.
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Oh, my God. Abs.
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I had a bad night.
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Well, here's the good news.
Time to get up.
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At least you missed me in the dream.
Why? Did I throw something at you?
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No...you were pregnant.
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That's a NIGHTMARE, Kenny!Yeah.
You were about to drop any second.
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Scary. Breakfast will be ready
in a tick, OK?Cool. I think I might
just kip a little bit longer.
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Find out who the baby looks like.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.Hello, Abby?
Yeah, Abby speaking.
Abby, it's me - Damien.Damien.
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Yeah, you said to give...
Hello?Hello?Hello!
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You're...breaking up. You're going
to have to call back.Hello?
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Let me help. Don't want
the little woman straining herself.
Thank you, Gordon.
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It's not very heavy. I can manage!
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A delicate creature like you
shouldn't be lifting.
I'm not "delicate", Gordon.
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A bit stockier perhaps than you
were, but that's a sign of marital
bliss.
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Douglas is doing something right.
I have not gained weight.
..Have I, Douglas?
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Of course not.You're a fine model
of how to handle a woman, Douglas(!)
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Mary, just let him help.
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Good girl. I'll do the lifting.
You carry on with your nesting.
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Gordon?Aye?
Perhaps you could give it a rest.
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You know, there was a time when
women would take a hint that men
wanted to speak together privately.
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What's happened to the world?
What do you want, Gordon?
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Is that what you think -
that I'm helping you
because I want something?Aye.
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That makes me sad, that you think a
neighbourly gesture had some motive.
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OK. I'm grateful for your help,
Gordon.
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It's a pleasure.
Because it's just the two of us.
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We can talk privately...if there's
anything to talk privately about.
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Well, there is, as it happens.
Mary's cottage.
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It's empty.
So you want to rent Mary's cottage?
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I don't think the word "rent"
passed my lips.
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If she were to rent it...
This word "rent" keeps popping up!
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£40 a week might be fair.You've got
a funny idea of fair. Mary!
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Douglas wants a hand with the table.
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How am I going to tell him?
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Did I miss breakfast?
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Yeah. Sorry.
No worries. It was worth it.
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Good morning, Alistair.
Good morning, Kenny.
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How's the relationship going?
All right?Shut up, Kenny.
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Sorry. Inappropriate question.
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Do you...
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..dream, do you, Alistair?
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Kenny?
Don't you have something to do?
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That's not a REAL question, right?
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Right. It's a sort of
"why don't you push off?" question.
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Yeah, I can see that now. Where are
the kids?Outside, playing.
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That answers your question. Yes,
Abby. I DO have something to do.
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Oh, um...by the way...
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it was mine.
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And it was worth
missing breakfast for.
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What was his?
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Never mind.
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You do look lovely...for a woman
your age. And I'm sure deep down
you're a generous, friendly soul.
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You're not looking to step out
with me, are you?Oh, no!Thank God.
It's a property matter.
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With the rent I pay...
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Well, I'm not happy.
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The rent pays for the roof,
not happiness.
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GUITAR STRINGS TWANG
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Right, now...
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each string, yeah,
is tightened to a certain note,
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but, if you shorten the string you
make a different note, like this.
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See? Got it?
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Is my mum...doing it with Alistair?
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Doing what?
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IT.
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So...when you put
a bunch of different notes together,
you make a song. Yeah?
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I've seen them kissing.And that's
playing the guitar, Alfie.
I figure they MUST being doing it.
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I'm worried.Look, as soon as
she starts doing his laundry, that's
the time to get worried, all right?
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Now, step two, yeah? I'll teach you
simple notes that make up a song,
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so watch carefully, OK?
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# Have I told you lately
that I love you?
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# Have I told you
there's no-one above you?
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# Fill my heart with gladness... #
Do they love each other?
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Is this the bloody Weakest Link?
Ain't that what kissing means?
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No. Look, I love you. Yeah?
Do we kiss?
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No. Now, step two.
We are going to carry on
and learn the song, all right?
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I don't want to learn the song.
It's cra...It is not crap, Alfie!
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It was written by a genius. A god,
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and gods do not write crap.
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It's slow and boring.
It's an old person's song.
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I want to learn rap songs.
Rap songs?
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There's no such thing as a rap SONG.
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Rap is crap!
That's what old people think.
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Oi! What d'you mean "old"?Like you.
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Right. Lesson over. Sling it!
I don't like the guitar anyway.
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Yeah?Why do you let him kiss Mum?
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It's not for me to decide who kisses
your mum.Don't you love her?
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Alfie...D'you think singing stupid
love songs will make him go away?
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I can't make him go away, can I?
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Anyway,
he's not all THAT bad, is he?
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It's just weird. You live there and
don't care. She lets him kiss her.
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I hate her!
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Come on, mate! We're learning
the guitar!What's wrong with Alfie?
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Nothing.Alfie?
Just leave him alone, will you?
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What is it?Oh, I said "rap is crap"
and then he called me "old".
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It just got out of hand.Don't worry
about it. He'll get over it.
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Aye, the water around here
holds some secrets.
You can be sure of that.
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Any treasure?
Ah, so legend has it.
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You ever find any?
No, the water goes quite deep.
Anything lost STAYS lost.
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Bit of a treasure hunter, are you?
You could say that.
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Booked yourself into a hotel?
Nah, play it by ear.
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Raeburn Hotel is the best.
Makes you feel right at home.
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What's the Wallace guesthouse like?
Better than sleeping in a tent.
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Has it got a room available?
Aye, but for a man like you,
the Raeburn's your best bet.
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Make sure and say Gordon sent you.
Thanks.
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I'll be right with you!
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Welcome to the Wallace...
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Damien?The clean air's
been good to you! You look ace.
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What are you doing here?I thought
I'd take you up on your offer.
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I tried to call to let you know.
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You didn't think I'd come?
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Well, it's a long way. That's all.
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I've been thinking about you
for months.
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Absence makes the heart...you know.
You didn't have to go away
to make me fond of you.
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You miss my cheeky little face?
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Goes without saying.
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I'd forgotten
just how easy on the eyes you are.
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That's just me - forgettable.
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So...
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..how's your little business going?
Not good at all.
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In fact, it's terrible.
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yes, so am I.
Why don't I PAY for my room, then?
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Full up.Full up?
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Yeah. It happens...
Not very often.
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Smile for me.
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What?A little smile.
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Just a little one.
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Come on.
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You used to give me a smile
every morning when you walked by.
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Brighten my day.
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Make a little joke. I'd laugh.
You'd flirt.
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I didn't.
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I'm looking at you now and, er...
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Well...I can tell you need a man
to sort you out.
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I can tell you want me.
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I can tell
you don't want to look too keen.
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You can tell all that?
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All this clean air makes you randy,
doesn't it?It does nothing for me,
but I can't say about everyone else.
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When you came begging to me
with those big eyes,
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how could I turn you down?
Look, Damien,
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you've been very nice to me,
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and I am grateful. I am. I swear.
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And I WILL pay you back every penny.
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But I just don't have it right now.
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Who mentioned money?
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You think I'd come all the way
up here for a thousand quid?
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Yes. That's what I'm thinking.
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Tough women
just bring me to my knees.
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There's rooms at the Raeburn.
They've got carpets.
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Roadkill.Where?Just there, look.
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Oh, yeah!
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What's "roadkill"?It's where
a little fluffy animal
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gets hit by a truck.
That's terrible.
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The fluffy animal thought the same.
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I see a beautiful angel
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helping that poor little animal go
to heaven.No, you don't.I do too!
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Rubbish!Be nice!
She's making it up.
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I can see whatever I want to see.
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It ruins the game if you make it up.
So stupid.I'm not stupid.
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I see an angel. You can't stop me.
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Charley's right. She can see
anything she wants to see.
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That's the rules.
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I see a naked woman.All right.
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Let's not go overboard
with this "rules" lark.I do.
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Yeah, sure.I do!Where?
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There!
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Where?There!
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Oh, wow!
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Phew...
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Oi!'Did you have a good time?'
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Brilliant. I saw a naked woman.
What? ..Kenny?
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Yeah, she WAS naked.Who?
I don't know. It's a mystery.
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But that boy's got an enquiring
mind...and good eyesight.
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Alistair! Blimey, you still here,
or is it deja vu?
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Still here.Anyway, another one
of life's great mysteries -
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when a little boy
jumps into freezing water,
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everything goes PHTT
and shrinks right up,
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but when a GIRL jumps in, everything
goes PING and jumps right out!
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How do you explain that
to a ten-year-old?
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Anyway...
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love to stay and chat, but I won't.
Kenny? I need to speak to you.
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Oh, I'll do the whole sex talk thing
with him.I'll be off.Don't get all
twitchy. I'm not going to do it now.
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See you later, Abby. ..Bye, Kenny.
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Bye.
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Oh, if you hurry, the naked woman
might still be there!
DOOR SLAMS
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Funny bloke.
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Obviously uncomfortable
talking about sex. Is he like that
when he talks about it with you?
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Don't try and wind me up.
Sorry. Sorry.
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Can't help it. Words just come out.
I try and drag 'em back,
but they've got a life of their own.
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Listen, Kenny...
We can't both live off the B&B.
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We don't earn enough money.
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I'm trying to think of ways to make
ends meet. I know this isn't easy.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're right.
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It's not as if you can go out
and get a waitress job.
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Not me, Kenny - you.
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You have to find a way
to earn some more money.Oh.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I'm a working man,
in my prime.
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It's going to take some thought,
but don't worry...
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I'll start thinking about it today,
all right?
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So is that it, then, yeah?No.
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Um...it's not.
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It crossed my mind...
if I could rent your room...
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My room?
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Yeah, I'm trying to find ways
to make ends meet....
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You want me to live somewhere else?
No, I don't WANT you to!
I'm just thinking out loud.
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I mean, what else can I do?
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Oh, well, of course. I don't want
to be a burden or anything.
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Kenny, you are not a burden!
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Look, we're skint.
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I don't even have enough money to
buy the kids the clothes they need.
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I don't want you to think I'm
kicking you out.No, of course not.
How could I think that?
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Be still there, be still.
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That butcher wants 15, does he?Aye.
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Did you fill the drinker?
Yes.
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Thank you, Ida.Are you sure?
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No good taking them all that way
if you're not sure.
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I've organised it. I'm meeting
with a haulier in Portree.
15, eh? How will you manage?
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Thank you for helping me
with my chores, Ida.
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I'll get myself cleaned up, and go
and pick some things up for dinner.
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You go on now.
Thank you again for your help.
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Malcolm, you don't need to thank me
for everything.
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Heavy curtains are good
for the bedroom. Keeps it cosy.
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No. You need the light.
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Nets.
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I hate being cold in the bedroom.
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Douglas, look at me.
230
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Is there any fear of you being cold?
231
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,400
Do you think
we've done enough down here?
232
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:32,160
Why don't we go upstairs...
and test the temperature?
233
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,160
Maybe that would be a good idea.
234
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:40,920
Bit brisk out, with the wind.
I thought I'd stop in
to warm myself up.
235
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,760
Any chance of a cup of coffee,
Douglas?
236
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,000
We're a bit busy.Can I help?
I don't think so.
237
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,120
It's always a pleasure.
Many hands make light work.
238
00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:01,280
In general. There ARE exceptions.
It's nice to sit down
somewhere comfortable for a change,
239
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,720
rest my bones.
You know, I just can't get warm
in my place. Not with the damp.
240
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,560
Plaster's flaking off the walls.
It's filthy. The chimney's blocked.
241
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,360
I've asked Mrs McGowan
to get it fixed.
242
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,560
With the rent I pay, you'd think
she'd feel some responsibility,
243
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,240
but she's a miserable old cuss,
isn't she?
244
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,520
There's nothing much I can do
about it.
245
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,520
It's my lot.
246
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,760
Aye, well...
247
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,320
I guess I'll just wander on.
248
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,480
What does he want?
249
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,920
Thanks, Mum.
250
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,320
Kenny, they're for the kids.
Don't want to waste anything, do we?
251
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,280
DOOR OPENS
We're in the kitchen.Come in(!)
252
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,920
Hi.I brought some mackerel.
Just for the 'alibut?
253
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,200
You smell gross!
254
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,000
I smell like mackerel. ..Hi, Kenny.
255
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:13,840
All right?Thanks, Alistair.
It wasn't necessary.Falls into
the category of UN-necessary.
256
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,200
Flowers would do.Kenny, have you
thought about what we talked about?
257
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,840
I thought about it so much
I had to lie down.
258
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,760
I'll be needing a hand in the
salmon farm in a few weeks' time.
259
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,240
You two been talking about me, yeah?
260
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,720
Together?It's a job, Kenny.
261
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:41,520
It's hard work.You think I've got
a problem with that?No. It's a job.
It's yours if you want it.
262
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,760
Thank you, Alistair.
That's very kind of you.
263
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,480
He brings mackerel, a job.
What's your real name? Clark Kent?
264
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:58,520
Oh, my God, Alistair. You DO pong!
Sorry.Don't be silly. Grab a bath
and I'll get the mackerel ready.
265
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,960
Cheers.Put your stuff in the
basket. I'm just about to do some
laundry.Thanks, Abs.
266
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,320
I made the laundry stuff up.
267
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:14,720
So what's he going to wear?
What?What's he going to wear
while he eats his mackerel?
268
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,960
Oh. Don't worry.
He's got some things upstairs.
269
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,280
Eat your greens!
270
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,720
I'm trying to help,
trying to be friendly,
271
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,280
but if you talk to me like that
again, I'll smack your face.
272
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,680
So how long are you stopping?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
273
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,200
Mum?!Uh-huh?Look who's back!
Dear Heather. Hello!
274
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,760
My, haven't you grown tall?She just
finished her Highers.Oh? And...
275
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,160
how did you do?No results yet.
I'm sure you shone.We'll see!
276
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,440
How's your mother?Miserable.
But healthy with it?Aye!
277
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:12,000
She must be happy to have you back.
Hard to tell. I think she wants
to send me packing again.Och, away!
278
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,400
Douglas?
279
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,240
What can I get you, Gordon?
280
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,320
£15 a week.30.
281
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,400
You're killing me, Douglas. 20!
Sure you don't want a drink?
282
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,240
Evening, all.Evening.
283
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,600
Pint of beer.Mm-hmm.
284
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,800
All right, Carolyn?Hiya, Kenny.
285
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,240
I was wondering - need any help
in the shop while Helen's away?
286
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,080
Well, no. I'm all right, thanks.
287
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,080
Ah.Sorry.No worries.
Just thought you might need a hand.
288
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:06,760
Are you OK?Yeah, fine. Just money
worries. What's new?Aye. Well,
at least the sun was shining today.
289
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:13,320
When the sun's out, the world
looks better.Yeah, even when
it's collapsing all around you.
290
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:18,520
No, I had a good day.
Messed about with the kids.
Oh, yeah, saw a naked lady.
291
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,160
Naked lady?Yeah, down by
McArthur Cove. Bit tricky, you know,
292
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,520
explaining the geography to Alfie,
293
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,920
you know, what YOU'VE got
and what you HAVEN'T got!
294
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:36,480
But a bit of a highlight, really.
I mean, how many seals can you
look at and stay interested?
295
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,320
She was a fine example
of the species, that's for sure.
296
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:47,640
It was all there. I mean, her being
naked and everything, you could
tell, you could tell...um...
297
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,240
Oh!
298
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,320
Oh, right!
299
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:54,200
You look good with your clothes ON
an' all!
300
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,600
You went skinny-dipping?
I wanted to feel the water again.
301
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:03,920
I imagine the water
was very pleased to see ya.
You should've joined me.Nah!
302
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Nah! The only time I ever get naked
with strangers is when I've had
too much to drink.Sorry.
303
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,560
Heather McGowan. Kenny Marsh.
Hi.
304
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,720
CAROLYN: I looked after Heather
when she was wee.
305
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,560
So you're an incomer?
Yep, every island should have one.
306
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,040
Evening, Douglas. Mary.Evening.
307
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:31,080
Kenny.All right?Find a pew, Ida.
What would you like to drink?
A shandy, please.
308
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:35,320
Carolyn, you look lovely.
..Heather.
309
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,560
A shandy, please, Douglas,
in a lady's glass.
310
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:44,120
Alfie will be delighted he wasn't
hallucinating!Who's Alfie?My son.
311
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,960
Well, I mean he's not exactly
my son...Your stepson?Yeah.
312
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:55,280
Well...no. It's more complicated
than that, but you're the first
naked woman he's ever seen,
313
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,640
so...big day for the boy.
314
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:03,040
Kenny? Can I have a word?
Yeah, sure, mate. ..Oi!
315
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:09,800
I know you.Do you?Yeah.
Flower guy from Columbia Road.
Yeah, well spotted, my son.
316
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:15,520
Malcolm! It's the flower guy
from back home.Hello.
I've forgotten your name.Damien.
317
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,640
That's it. Like the movie.
You know The Omen?
318
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:24,800
Whenever me and Abby saw you
in the market, we'd to go...
SINGS THE THEME FROM "The Omen"
319
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,520
Cos, you know, you were a bit scary,
320
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,560
the way...
321
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,400
the way you'd stare.
322
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,800
Seen Abby, have you?
323
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,400
No? Can I get you a drink?
324
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:51,000
No, I'll get my own.
Well, I'm just having a chat here,
but small world, eh?
325
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:58,560
Alistair can't help. He let me down.
Well, that's just him, innit?
326
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:05,240
I need to run some geese to market
on the mainland. I need a labourer.
Geese? It's not Christmas, is it?!
327
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,480
Geese? No, no...
328
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,520
I'm up to my eyes in it, mate.
Sorry.Ach, well...
329
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:17,120
There's plenty others who could
do with the work.
No! What sort of time?
330
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,120
Douglas.
331
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,480
25...
332
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,960
but it's blood from a stone!
333
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,640
Don't I know it.
334
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,400
Hey, Abs!
335
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,360
Bye.
336
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,800
Night.
337
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,080
DOOR CLOSES
I got a job.
338
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:17,240
Morning!Morning.That's
the great thing about mornings -
you start again.Aye.
339
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,080
And when you've got a new start, you
can really grasp the nettles.Aye.
340
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,440
I need to get on -
prepare for school.
341
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,600
Prepare, you see. That's a key word,
342
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,800
because when you have to meet
the challenges that life brings you,
343
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,480
you've got to be prepared, right?
Aye. All good thoughts, Kenny.
344
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:42,200
Cos...when you have a problem,
preparation helps you find
a solution, yeah?
345
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,160
Will it be quicker not to disagree?
346
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,080
So your cottage is empty, yeah?
347
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:54,200
Because...my problem is...
that I need space...for me...
348
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,800
for my new start.Kenny, of course
you can stay in the cottage.
349
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,280
Douglas was just saying
we shouldn't leave it lying empty.
350
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,240
In fact, you'd be doing us a favour.
351
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,440
Kenny!Yeah?
I really DO need to get to school.
352
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:26,320
We'll have to drive them
down the road, then to the jetty.
Don't let them wander.
353
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:32,520
They're so sweet, aren't they?
I won't be able to look at my duvet
the same way again.
354
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:39,560
They bite.So would you, if you was
going to get turned into pate.Aye.
Take the stick, prop the gate open.
355
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,400
Steady.
356
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,200
Steady now.
357
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,080
Steady.
358
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Go up the road! That's the opposite
direction, man! Use your stick.
I ain't going to hit 'em, mate.
359
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,160
Come on!
360
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,480
Use your stick!
361
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,080
You all right?
362
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,760
Oi, listen up, listen up!
363
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,800
The bad man with the stick
is just behind you,
364
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,800
and he will strike you unless you
keep moving. Please! That's it!
365
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,680
When you get to the bottom of
the road, make a run for it! Go on!
366
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,360
Go on, mate! Use your wings!
367
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,520
Go on. That's it!
368
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,960
Go on!Kenny, you'll tire them out!
369
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,480
MAN SINGS THEME FROM "The Omen"
370
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:08,080
Damien.Laughing at me, were you?
You and that streak of piss
you hang about with.
371
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,600
Just a little joke, that's all.
372
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,000
I've got this problem, Abby.
373
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,440
I've been thinking
about what makes me tick.
374
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,640
Soft spot for
women in distress, yeah?
375
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,640
But you're not in distress, are you?
376
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,520
Birds and business. Bad mix.
377
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,000
I came here to get in your knickers
because I figured I wouldn't get
the dosh you owe me.You'll get it.
378
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,480
I promise. The dosh.
379
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,600
Well, since I've come all this way,
I better go home with something.
380
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600
I haven't got it all right now.
381
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
That's very disappointing, Abby.
382
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,680
You said three months.
It's been nearly a year.
383
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,320
I told you I'd pay you.
384
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,880
Yeah. You will.
385
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,680
You start thinking
about ways you can do it.
386
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,280
You don't scare me.Yeah?
387
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,200
Well, I'll work on it.
388
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,920
So you're just going to hand them
over, yeah? Just like that...
389
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,440
..even though you know you're
sending them to their deaths?Aye.
390
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,560
CHANTING:Alfie's got a girlfriend!
391
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,000
Shut up, Charley.
I'm gonna kill you!
392
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,400
Stop! Alfie, you'll hurt
the other one! Slow down!
393
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,760
Shut up!Charley!
394
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120
Sweet kids!
395
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,680
Nice to know
you can let your kids run and play,
396
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,200
never have to worry if they're safe.
Isn't that right, Abby?
397
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,440
Leave my children alone.Come on!
398
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,040
You think I'd hurt innocent kids
because you owe me some money?
399
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200
You know the way to my heart.
400
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,760
Piss off!I said "safe".
401
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,800
You know, HERE.
But I'll bet it's not THAT safe...
402
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,000
..what with the water
and the rocks and the cliffs.
403
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,560
A kid could just slip.
And a kid on crutches...
404
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,880
Who knows what could happen?
405
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,280
Don't you ever threaten
my children again.
406
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,000
I'll be at the hotel, in case
you got anything to bring me.
407
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,320
What a lovely surprise.
408
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,040
Come in.
409
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,720
Doesn't feel like a thousand quid.
410
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,840
It's £240. I'll send the rest later.
411
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,720
Just leave us alone.
412
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:20,920
This isn't good enough, Abby.
Please! It's the best I can do for
now.
413
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Yeah, but it's not what we agreed,
is it?
414
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Now...
415
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:39,240
you know a way to make me forget
about the rest of the money,
don't you?
416
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,520
Oh, come on, Abby!
417
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,880
I'm sure you've done it for less.
418
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,280
Smile for me.
419
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,280
You don't want to make me angry,
do you?
420
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,120
Who knows what will happen
if I get angry?
421
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,960
Here you are, Kenny.
Thanks for the work.
422
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,440
That's blood money!
If you don't want it...
423
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,400
No, just making a point.
424
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,840
When we moved up here, I had to
borrow some money.Does Kenny know?
425
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,080
No, I never told him.
426
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:51,000
I talked him into coming up.
It's not his problem. It's mine.
I borrowed the money.How much?
427
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,440
£1,000. No bank was
going to give me that, were they?
428
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,440
And you haven't paid it back?
Yes! I paid him back £1,000,
429
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:08,000
then he wanted
another thousand on top of that,
for interest and late charges.
430
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,040
I gave him what I had
and he wants more!
431
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,840
I'm sorry. I'm just scared.
I don't know what to do.
432
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,560
Hey, hey, hey.
There's nothing to worry about.
433
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,920
He won't trouble you.
434
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,920
He said he'd buy as many as I could
bring him. He put an order in
for Christmas. He wants 50!
435
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:43,480
I'm glad it went well.
Aye, it went well!
You can't help but dream.
436
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,160
Look around you.
What do you see?
437
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,880
I see geese. Hundreds of geese.
438
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,720
Hundreds and hundreds,
stretching out as far as I can see.
439
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,240
I see a chance of making
something of this place.
You're laughing at me!
440
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,280
No.
You see them too?
441
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,320
Yes. Hundreds of them.
They pay more for organic.
442
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:10,360
Organic geese. Can you imagine
what Dad'll say to that?
He'll be spitting mad. Where is he?
443
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,400
With Lizzie.
Mind the geese as you go!
444
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,280
Charley! Alfie! Food's up!
445
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,080
Come on!
446
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,440
Alfie? Charley?
447
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,320
Alfie! Charley!
448
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,920
Where are you, Charley?
449
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,480
Alfie! Where are the kids?
450
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,200
You all right?Where are they?
They're with me. What's the matter?
451
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,560
Come on in. It's time for tea.
452
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Hey, you're not going
to believe this.
453
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,040
I saw Flower Guy up at the Raeburn.
454
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,160
That's spooky, eh?
455
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,360
You ain't seen him?
456
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,160
Aye, you can rest well
after a day like today.
457
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:36,240
It went well, Dad.I could tell
by the way you were walking
that it had.
458
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,520
They paid cash. Want to buy more.
459
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,560
Well...
460
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,400
you'd, er...better get busy, then.
461
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,920
Aye.
462
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,560
I, er...
463
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,600
I'm...
464
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,080
I'm proud of you.
465
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,800
Dad?You heard.
466
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,520
Don't make me repeat myself.
467
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,560
No, sir.
468
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,200
It's good to see you
walking with your head up, son.
469
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,200
You kept me waiting long enough
to see it.
470
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:23,280
You'll be coming up to the house
for supper? We can share a wee dram.
Aye, aye, aye.
471
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,880
I'll come along.
472
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,320
I thought I'd...
473
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,320
..watch the sun set...
474
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,360
with Lizzie.
475
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,280
Smells good. What's cooking?
Chicken.
476
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,680
Oh...I think I'll pass.
477
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:07,840
I couldn't eat anything with a beak.
Well, there's more than enough
if you want it. I'm not hungry.
478
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,480
I'm sure Alistair will gobble it
for you.Please, no more comments!
479
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,000
I can't take it any more.
480
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,320
'Ere, did I tell you about
this dream I had last night?No.
481
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,160
I had this amazing dream.
Totally cool it was.
482
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,400
I dreamt that Charley...
483
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,800
and Alfie...were checking out
my new place with me.
484
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,320
What are you talking about?
485
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,360
I'm moving.
486
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,680
Just up the road,
487
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,000
really near from here.
488
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,040
And you guys can hang out with me
whenever you want.
489
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,600
Sleep-overs...You're moving out?
490
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,560
Who says dreams don't come true, eh?
491
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,800
Yeah, Mary's letting me live
in her gaff.
492
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,160
It's what you wanted.
493
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,600
It's all YOUR fault, Mum!
Oi! It's nobody's fault.
494
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,080
What, now? Today?
495
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,120
Yep, I'm full of surprises.
I got a job,
496
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,560
earned money, got a place.
It's cos of Alistair!
497
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,200
So, Charley, Alfie,
498
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,880
will you help me get my stuff down?
Wait outside. We'll have a chat.
499
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,080
Go on.
500
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,560
I guess I just didn't think you'd...
501
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,240
You don't have to.
502
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,320
Abs. It's too late
for second thoughts.
503
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,960
I got money in my pocket,
504
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,320
and I'm a ramblin' man.
505
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,480
Abby, how's anyone ever
going to make you happy?
I'm doing exactly what you want.
506
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,560
I just wish it wasn't today,
that's all.
507
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,160
There's no good day for this.
508
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,240
All right. See you later.
509
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,080
I don't want the kids
leaving the house.
510
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,480
I want them here.
I thought if they helped me move,
511
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,160
it would be easier on them.
I want them to stay with me.
512
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,600
All right.
513
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,360
You're a West Ham supporter?
You just told me you liked football!
514
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,520
Alfie! Charley! Inside now!
515
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,320
See you later, then.Inside now!
516
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,640
Abs! What's the deal with
Flower Guy? Is there a problem?
517
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,560
No problem. ..Alfie, do you hear me?
518
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,920
We're helping Kenny!
519
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,160
Yeah, well, change of plans.
520
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,840
I love ya.I love you too.
521
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,320
I'll see you in a bit, all right?
522
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,360
Come on, handsome.
523
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,240
I love ya.
Come on, give me some sugar.
524
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,560
Hit me with the L-word...
I knew I couldn't trust you or Mum!
525
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,240
You don't care about us.
You just do what you want!
526
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,360
Cheers, Abs(!)
527
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Oh, great!
528
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,280
Nice and tidy.
529
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,480
Whoo!
530
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,560
TOGETHER:
Argh! What are you doing here?!
531
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Douglas said I could live here!Mary
saidIcould!Rubbish!Bollocks!
532
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,600
Douglas and I agreed!
So did me and Mary!
533
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,560
She had no right to say so!
No right?
534
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,360
This is her cottage!Douglas is
her husband! He's the man.
535
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,720
He makes the decisions.
What century do you live in?
536
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,960
There's only one way
to sort this out!
537
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,800
Tell him, Douglas!Mary!
You could've told me!
538
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Icould have told you?!
It's a two-way street, Douglas!
539
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,520
Douglas, we have an arrangement!
Gordon! Let me remind you
it's MY cottage!
540
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,800
She's not wearing the trousers?!
541
00:42:53,840 --> 00:43:01,280
Gordon! That's enough!Keep going.
I can't believe that a WOMAN
has come between you and your word!
542
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,920
That ought to do it.
Kenny stays!Mary!
543
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,720
Well played, my son. Thank you.
Don't go blaming Gordon.
544
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:15,040
I should've spoken to you, but I...
I've forgiven you. I won't him.
Good evening.Oh, good evening.
545
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,920
I did give him my word.
I am NOT changing my mind!
546
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,960
Mary, Mary, Mary!
How many bedrooms are there?Two.
547
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,800
Hey! I want a word with you.
548
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,880
Don't you ever threaten Abby
and the kids again!
549
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,040
Bloody jocks -
think they're so hard.
550
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,040
Yeah...
You threatened Abby and the kids?!
551
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,600
Here's some travel advice, mate.
Get off this island in the morning
552
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,960
and you don't come back. You got me?
553
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,440
Alistair?
554
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,000
Alistair!
555
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:29,640
Listen, I just wanted to thank you
for trying to protect the kids
an' that.
556
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,480
Alistair?
557
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,520
Are you there?
558
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,240
Come on!
559
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,640
Get up!
560
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,400
Ugh!You're going to wish
you were dead!
561
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,240
Urgh!
562
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,240
KENNY GROANS AND SPLUTTERS
563
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,560
You grass and I'll come back
and finish it.
564
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,680
Oh, my God!
565
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,000
Jesus, Kenny! What happened?
566
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,720
Kenny!
..Go on, get home, you two! Go on!
567
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,200
Get home!
568
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,160
I'm so sorry.
569
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,960
You bastard!
570
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,560
Oh, I got your attention, then!
You won't get away with this.
571
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,040
What? There's no witnesses.
None that will talk.
572
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,280
Yes, there was.
I saw the whole thing.
573
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,920
Bollocks.Get out of here.
574
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,440
Leave the island and don't
come back. If you do, I'll lie.
575
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,240
I'll lie to anyone I have to
to put you away.
576
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,160
He's checking out.
577
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,400
Are you in?
578
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,720
# Have I told...you lately
579
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,280
# That I love you?
580
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:28,680
# Have I told...you
there's no-one above you?
581
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:35,000
# You fill my heart with gladness
582
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,200
# Take away my sadness
583
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,360
# Ease my troubles
That's what you do. #
584
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,920
ENGINE CUTS OUT
585
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,680
What are you lot playing at?
586
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,000
Fare, please.
587
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,880
There's only one way
on and off this island,
588
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,680
unless you can swim.
589
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,480
# Fill my heart with gladness
590
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,840
# Take away my sadness
591
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:22,480
# Ease my troubles
That's what you do. #
592
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,000
(Give me some sugar.)
593
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,640
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