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♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

ON TANNOY: Buckle up, prisoners.

We'll shortly be arriving at your destination,

WOOHP World space jail.

GIRLS WAILING: I don't wanna go to space jail!

We're innocent!

THEY HOWL

Those are NOT my designs for the AIYA fashion competition.

These could be cool - for my niece's sixth birthday party?

Halloween's not that far off...

I would never have you wear these!

Urgh! I have to find these outfits.

The winner gets their designs displayed

in the swankiest store in Singapore. SHE WHIMPERS

Oh, no! WAILING, RETCHING

BOTH: Huh?

SOFT MOANING

OK, put down the chiffon and step away from the taffeta.

DRAMATIC GASP

Mandy's stolen my designs, I just know it.

GASPS Wuh-whuh-woo!

Oh! GASPS

WHIMPERS

Hey! I saw that first.

Agh!

What? Grr!

Ooh, wait!

Oh!

Ha-ha! Ta-da! BOTH: Uh... huh.

Hello? It's the gold spandex headband!

Ha! Take that, Mandy, you didn't get all of it.

SMASHING, THEY WHIMPER

Sounds like she's come back for it.

THEY ALL GASP

WAILING

ALL: Ah!

SMASHING GLASS

ALL WAIL

I know I've been a teense bit distracted, but what the...?

GRUNTING

Huh!

Huh? Hi-yah!

Ha! Found it!

You're in BIG trouble.

What? That's not ours.

ALL GASP

GASPS

ALL WAIL

WAILS ECHO

ALL: Whoa!

THEY GRUNT

Not the janitor's closet - again.

Jerry? Phew!

HUSHED: Get in! Don't make a sound, we haven't got long.

Let's go to the control room and see the captain.

I've have some leads and some files

that'll set us on the right path for sure.

Man, this is one case we're really working on here...

CASUAL WHISTLING ...it's gonna be a tough one, hey?

GRUNTING

ALL: Uh?

ALL SIGH

CLOVER SIGHS

OMG, we're in the simulator training dome.

It's a test!

Spies, this isn't a test.

We activated the snow storm to stop the other agents hearing us.

Those were real WOOHP agents in your apartment.

We received a tip that a microchip of global importance was stolen.

But... we've never been there! Yeah-heh.

Now, can we please talk about the real theft of my fashion designs?

This is serious.

All the evidence points to you three stealing the microchip.

WAILS: We're innocent! We've been framed!

WE believe you. Unfortunately, the WOOHP council do not.

If you run now, you'll only look more guilty.

We've appealed, but for now...

Hm.

...we have to send you to space jail.

We just wanted to tell you before the agents find you...

...that we're gonna do everything we can to prove your innocence.

TEARFULLY: Can we at least go home

and pack our lucky PJs and toothbrushes?

Sadly, no.

But Toby has prepared an approved prison "care package"

to make your stay more comfortable.

And I'm afraid you need to hand over your compowders.

No!

ALL GROAN

WHIMPERING

GASPS

YELPS

Fine, we'll go.

But you're going to fix our apartment when we get back.

Urgh!

Someone definitely set us up. But who, and why?

A light chance of meteors with a sprinkling of space dust...

Um, hello, weatherman? Trying to think over here.

Uh, don't interrupt the best on-screen meteorologist...

SHE CHUCKLES Yeah, you WERE,

until you checked your hair instead of an incoming tornado...

And then got fired.

And then did some home experimentation,

which landed you up here.

Well, thanks to that, I can blow away any problem I like.

SHIVERING

Hey! You do NOT get to ruffle my hair.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Lights out. Huh?

Eurgh! SO not sleeping on that bed.

Time for Toby's care package.

Huh?

GASPS

Whoa! Super cool.

Wait, wait, is that...

ALL GASP ALL: ..a get-out-of-space-jail plan?

Yes, they're here, and operation space break is a go.

CHEERILY: Hi, guys! What's on the menu today?

Uh...

Ew! Yummy space slop.

Supersize for me (!)

ALEX GAGS

SINISTER LAUGHTER

Hey, slob, you're gonna love this.

Huh?

SPLATTERING

Yee-hah! Glorious mess.

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

GRUNTS

The prison defence system's kicking in.

We gotta move it.

Huh! GASPS

BUBBLING

Ooh, like a Glitterstar bubble tea special!

Uh!

Let's go!

CHUCKLES SLYLY

SWOOSHING, BUZZING

Start the rocket, Sammy.

Going for a lucky strike.

Yah!

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Uh-oh!

BURNERS ROAR

ALL: Yeah!

Great job, guys.

That went off without a single hitch.

Couldn't agree more.

A perfect escape. SINISTER LAUGHTER

Whoa! Would you look at that.

ALL: We have you surrounded.

No-one's inside. Totally empty.

What's Toby's final instruction?

Right. Left.

Oof! Wrong and wrong.

ALL: Whoa!

WAILING

Oof!

An abandoned toy factory? Ew!

'Hope you had a nice landing, girls.'

Is that Toby's voice?

Boo! WAILING

Yes, it's Toby! I pre-recorded this.

Dig inside the box.

You'll find your spy suits, compowders and some hair spray.

Not a gadget - it's for Clover.

CLO SIMPERS

Love Toby!

He knows I hate prison hair.

And I've attached instructions.

Aw! Oh?

Waah! SHE GROANS

Whoa! Instructions, huh? Time to prove our innocence.

And find that fashion thief

so I can win the fashion competition.

TOBY'S VOICE: Only use the secret channel on the compowders.

Do not give away your location.

This toy will self-destroy in ten seconds.

OMG! Mandy is telling everyone I'm going to be a fashion no-show.

This is a whole new level of mean. CLOVER GROWLS

Uh, please tell us you're using the secret channel.

TOBY: This toy will self-destruct in ten seconds.

Yikes! Ah!

GRUNTING

ALL GRUNT, EXPLOSION BOOMS

Go be cute.

Who says you can't be cute AND pack a punch?

Why is it always a dead-end?

OK, I have no idea what these do, but... wanna roll the dice?

MEN GROAN

I am THE bowling champ today!

Ooh, sorry, no time for your victory dance.

ALEX GASPS, EXCLAIMS

ALL: Whoa!

WAILING

I like being swept off my feet, but come on!

What's up with this wild weather?

THEY WHIMPER

That was a direct hit to WOOHP World's protective shield.

Hmm. Interesting.

This has all the markings of the Weatherman.

But that's impossible.

He's miles away, up in space jail...

GULPS ...isn't he?

GASPS It's a hologram!

Looks like the Weatherman hitched a lift home...

RUMBLING Whoa! Oof!

...and he's deliberately weakening the WOOHP shield!

Question is, why?

STRAINING Look!

That WOOHP evidence against us wasn't filmed at some tech place,

it was from that shoe shop down there.

Oh! You're right, Sammy.

We raced to be first in line for the sale.

GRUNTS Yes!

ALEX: And that's where I tripped!

Someone's used the store's CCTV footage to create a deepfake.

We gotta tell Toby, Sam.

Huh?

WAILING

'WOOHP... under threat...'

ALL: Whoa!

Yikes! GASPS, GROANS

'Intense lightning strikes. It's...'

Spies!

ALL: The Weatherman?

How nice of you to drop by (!) CHUCKLING

Ugh! How did YOU get here? Why aren't you in jail?

I could ask you the same question.

Thanks for being my ride back to Earth.

But I won't tell if you won't.

ALL GROWL

Let the show begin! SINISTER LAUGHTER

That's MY line.

Cyberchac? Grr, you're behind all this?

CACKLING: Of course I am.

You three fools played right into my hands,

delivering the Weatherman back to Earth for me,

so I can finally break into WOOHP World.

"Watch out for sudden gusts of wind."

Whoa! THEY GRUNT

Urgh! Ugh!

So, you framed us so we'd be sent to jail,

so YOU could break outta there?

Yes! Let the show begin.

SINISTER CACKLING

THUNDER BOOMS

ALL: Wh-o-o-o-o-a!

SCREAMS

ALL SIGH

THUNDER CLAPS, CHUCKLING

ALL GASP, THUNDER BOOMS

ALL EXCLAIM The WOOHP World shield.

The shield's been breached!

Hey! Know what? I got a talent, too.

Throwing the javelin.

GRUNTING

SINISTER CACKLING

GROANS

GASPS

Ugh, I recognise this building,

that's Mandy's apartment.

I'm gonna go get my designs back now.

Clover? This is SO not the time for a clothing fight.

Prepare to be blown away.

WAILING

Whoa!

GASPS I got it!

Time to spin this situation around.

WEATHERMAN WAILS

Ha! You're not the only one who can cook up a storm.

Mm-yah! Way to go, Sammy!

GASPS Huh?

SOBBING: It's not my fault.

He promised me my own weather channel.

Well, weather's looking good for a smooth flight back to space jail.

I've had enough bad weather and bad emojis for one day.

SINISTER LAUGHTER

ROTORS WHIR

Ha! Seems my lightning struck gold.

And now, Cyberchac can cash in. Doubt that.

MENACING CHUCKLE

MENACING CHUCKLE

TANNOY: Intruder alert!

'WOOHP World breach! Intruder alert!'

TOBY CHUCKLES

Hands down, spies.

I compared the CCTV footage, it was all fake.

You're innocent.

ALL: Yay! You're the best, Tobes.

Er, then who's the "intruder"?

WAILING

Any chance that's a different WOOHP chopper

and we did NOT just bring CYBERCHAC inside WOOHP World?

Maybe it's another hologram?

Nope. That's the real thing. SHE GASPS

I've come to get what's mine. Where's the boss's office?

Oh, no! He's after Zerlina!

BOT: In the north-west wing. 7219. Allow me to show you.

Yah, OK, Bot 303 is overdue for a security upgrade.

LIFT DINGS

BOT: Hard left, next right.

PANTING

LIFT DINGS

GROANING, BANGING

I have an idea.

We've been expecting you.

I don't want you, Jerry, you old timer.

I want the REAL boss!

GASPING

It's Zerlina to you. And what do you want HER for?

THEY BOTH GASP

THEY BOTH WAIL

Oh, dear!

WHIRRING SLOWS

GASPS

Oops! Butterfingers.

Now I've got your attention...

GULPS Where's a gadget when you need it?

Who needs a gadget when you can accessorise?

Huh!

Ha! Ha!

No!

SPIES YELP

ALL: Mandy! Mandy?

Whoa! No!

YOU'RE Cyberchac?

Yah-huh!

Did NOT see that coming.

YOU had me catnapped!

YOU turned my favourite game into a creepy crawly nightmare.

And you...

You got us covered in giant baby drool.

Yeah, I did.

Be grateful I gave you losers something to do.

OMG, you should see the look on your faces!

Rargh! We're SO gonna get you.

Get over here Mandy.

PANTING: It's all HIS fault. He told me to!

MIMICKING: "Land on the boss's desk and ask!"

Well, hello? I just did!

Ho-ho, Mandy.

The only way you'll ever get a job as a spy

is if you land on the boss's desk and ask.

CHUCKLES SLYLY

Well, this is indeed awkward. So sign me up, Boss!

ALL: We went through all this for THAT?

Could you BE any more selfish?

CLOVER GASPS

Gasp! I told you guys. SHE stole my designs. Ha-ha!

When I was planting the microchip in your apartment, I couldn't resist.

CLOVER ROARS

MANDY SCREAMS

CLOVER YOWLS LIKE A CAT

Mandy.

Despite having proven yourself in quite an extraordinary manner...

...there'll be serious consequences for your actions.

Time to send this suit to recycling.

Ugh! No way! That's my work of genius.

Grr! Mine!

Give it! Mandy!

Enough of your games. Hand. It. Over.

Hey, Clove, you can have your design back.

It kinda ripped.

CLOVER ROARS

And now, for the winning designs.

Outfits that are "out of this world", by...

Clover!

BOTH: Yeah! You did it, Clo!

CROWD: Bravo!

Fantastic! Told you.

An awesome headband can make even a space jail outfit look good.

I'm "over the moon"!

ALL GIGGLE

Hm.

DOOR HISSES OPEN

BEEPING

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