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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

CHATTER

Mm!

Aw!

I now pronounce you husband and wife!

You may kiss each other!

Kiss, kiss, kiss! Congratulations!

ALL GASP

Yeah, dude, she says that she's into you.

There she is!

Oh, my wow!

Fabulous outfit, Clover! Totally worth being late.

I know, right!

I got the eye. The eye for fashion.

LAUGHTER

Laundry day, Clover?

There's no other excuse for that heinous colour car crash!

Argh!

Ignore her.

LAUGHTER

Whoa! That is too much!

Glitterstar?

Ah!

Way too much... cuteness!

BOTH: Wow!

Aw. Adorbs!

Wait. You think Clover thought...? Clover!

Clover?

Are you OK?

ALL: Whoa!

Morning, super spies. Bubble tea?

Maybe in a minute.

Or five. Urgh. Or ten.

Be careful, Alex! Down to business.

Someone is sabotaging weddings in Lake Como in Italy,

turning the wedding couples into statues just as they say "I do"...

Not so happily ever after, huh?

Aw, that's so sad!

Their romantic day ruined!

And after all that prep and planning to find the perfect match!

Forget romance, finding the one is a simple mathematical equation.

You list the things you like and find someone who likes

at least 74 point... ...Eight percent...

...of them. Exactly!

It's simple maths.

Ahem!

Our focus is on these major suspects.

Wedding professionals who attended all of the sabotaged weddings.

In order to weed out the villain,

we're going to hire the suspects and stage a fake wedding.

Yes! I am so on board with this mission!

You'll be going deep undercover.

Alex as wedding officiant,

Clover as wedding coordinator... Ah, natch.

...which leaves Sam as the bride.

Me? But I'm so not bridey!

We need our tech expert at the front of the aisle

when the villain strikes.

Gotcha. That, I can do!

Now, time to meet... the groom!

Ooh!

You clean up nice!

Sam, Toby, it will be my honour to fake marry you.

And I'll coordinate the perfect day!

Well, you'll need the perfect gadgets.

Wedding themed, of course.

Mega sticky confetti dots,

expando cuff-rings,

the hat feather terror tickler,

guaranteed to make even the toughest villain screech like a parrot.

And last but by no means least...

the wedding veil net.

Elasto-fibres complete with ultra sonic...

...force field. Nice!

Wait!

It only has one activation before it needs recharging

and as we're using... ...lithium nitrate batteries?

Yep. Super powerful, but super slow to recharge.

Is it me or did they always finish each other's sentences?

Who knows? They lost me at "batteries".

Girls! Your lakeside wedding in Italy awaits!

Now you're speaking my language!

ALL: Argh!

Ah!

Whoa! Oof!

Ace threads, Jer, but don't we already have the caterer?

Excuse me! You're looking at the father of the bride.

Aw, that is so cute!

Better practise your proud parent face!

Ahem... Hm?

Wow. Maybe keep working on it.

The rings! Perfect!

Toby, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Huh? That we should tech them out?

Yes! We are so in sync.

CHATTER

No trouble so far! This is so exciting.

Waiting for your bride.

Oh. Smile!

Suspect number three, check.

Huh? Get in line!

The bride's coming!

No!

The invite clearly said flamingo pink buttonholes!

I hired you actors to look the part.

What are you doing?!

Uh... My job.

Well, it's my job to make sure

this wedding has the class and glamour I'm renowned for,

so you better not ruin it with your dire taste!

What?!

Butterflies and flamingos? Really? So 2018!

LAUGHTER ECHOING

Ring pillows? You gotta be kidding. CLOVER GROWLS

GENTLE BRIDAL MUSIC

Whoa. Hm!

Time for my talent to shine.

Ha-ha-ha!

Big smiles! Happiest day of your life!

Less grimace, more smile!

SHE GIGGLES

GASPS

Watch it! This camera's brand new! Sorry!

Sam is so an Autumn. This is totally a Summer shade.

How dare you tell me what to do? Make-up is my job!

You will regret this or I am not K-Beauty Kim!

ALL GASP

I'm sorry. Clover didn't mean it.

She knows I love all the seasons, and I just want to get married.

Remember, Clover?

Ugh.

SIGHS

CHATTER

It's just so wrong.

Wait! It is wrong!

The lipstick is the weapon!

So that means the villain must be...

Hm? K-BEAUTY KIM GASPS

Sorry! Tiny admin hiccup!

I just need to borrow the wedding party for one moment!

HE PANTS

Don't let him get away!

Sorry, butterflies!

GASPS

FLAMINGOS SQUAWKING

Whoa!

GUESTS GASP

Whoa! I've heard of runaway brides,

but I've never seen the wedding officiant join the chase!

GRUNTS

ALL GASP

Ah!

Ha-ha! Ooh!

Hyah!

Gotcha!

Nice move, Jer.

These feet might be slow,

but they've still got a few tricks left in their socks!

Huh? What is that infernal fascinator?!

Oh, just your worst retro nightmare.

Wait! The lipstick is normal.

Not a very nice shade, granted, but normal.

Kim's not our villain.

So why did you change the lipstick?

My lips are sealed!

KIM LAUGHS

OK! I'll tell you everything!

It was her!

Nobody tells me how to do my job! I'm K-Beauty Kim!

OK.

And, so, you ran because...? I was ashamed!

I never should have put that heinous shade on your lips.

Clover's right, you're totally an autumn.

Yes!

I was just so jealous of her impeccable eye.

You are outrageous. Outrageously fabulous.

This means we still have a villain to unveil!

And a fake wedding ceremony to get to. Come on!

CHATTER

Nervous about the big kiss? SHE GIGGLES

No, Alex. We just wasted the veil's forcefield on Kim!

That was meant to protect us,

and now it's just a giant elasto-net.

Oh. Wow. Yeah. Heavy.

So, how ARE you feeling about the kiss?

Focus! We may be down one,

but we've still got three suspects left.

The musician, check. The waiter...

...check. And the photographer...

Strange. She was right here.

Yoo-hoo! I'm all set to capture the happy moment forever!

Fantastic!

Wait. Forever?

Yes! That expression works, Jer.

Well, I really am so fond of my super spies,

no acting required.

Marriage is a playing field with two players,

and you have to pass the ball.

Sometimes, one player needs to go up to the... the net...

and the other steps back to... the baseline and support.

And now the moment I've...

Sorry, I mean, the moment WE'VE all been waiting for...

You may kiss each other!

Come on! You're in love!

MAN GASPS

You have to kiss!

Violet?! That was not the dress code!

Wedding crasher...

SHE GASPS ...or villain?

Ha!

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Ah!

EVIL LAUGH Huh?

ALL GASP

You just ruined the latest Zhu Lenz masterpiece on love!

Why couldn't you just kiss like you're meant to?!

Now I am just left with over-dramatic daddy.

Hey! I just bought that! Yes, off me! And I want it back!

What the...?

Hyah! No-one steals the father of the bride!

Whoa! Oh!

Not so fast!

EVIL LAUGH

ENGINE ROARING

He's getting away!

Huh?

Whoa!

This may not have been the best idea.

EVIL LAUGH

We will find you, Jer!

Whoa!

Hey, I thought I was the one! CHUCKLES

Oh! Whoa! Sam?!

Argh! Toby!

Whoa!

Look out! Argh!

Alex! Catch!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

How are we gonna get our Jerry back now?!

ALEX SOBS

Hey! It's OK! Sam programmed the rings with tracking devices.

See! There he is, safe and sound. She's a keeper.

We gotta get a look inside.

Hey, droney! I need you to check in the warehouse.

No games today! Jerry's trapped inside!

L-O... ...V-E.

Aw, he's making an art show about love!

Aw, adorbs! Alex.

We need to find Jerry. Ooh, yes! On it.

Yahoo! Target acquired. Time to get in there, girls!

Don't worry, I'll find a way in through the back. I come prepared.

Thank you, thank you!

You're all so lucky to be here for my greatest exhibition,

Moments Of True Love Preserved Forever!

LAUGHS

Ah, my very first guests!

Give us back our Jer!

I'm afraid I can't do that.

That piece is an artistic abomination

and must be destroyed!

No! Y-You can't do that!

Oh, I can, and I must.

No-one understands my artistic genius,

least of all my critics!

But I must be true to my art.

EVIL LAUGH

Hey! You should take my picture!

I'm in love with love!

No! Take mine!

I just got left at the altar. I'm heartbroken!

Yes! Yes! Now, that is the look of love!

No! Take my picture!

I am a true tortured artist! Really?

I know what it's like to have tough critics...

Hmm. To feel like my talent has vanished!

Yes! Yes! SOBS

Yes.

Hm, oh!

But you can't lose talent, only confidence.

SOBS Whoa!

Huh?

Argh!

Huh? What did you do?! Grr!

Grr!

Ow! HE STRUGGLES

No!

No! You tricked me!

But I do understand the struggle of being an artist.

You do?

I do. And maybe, when you get out of space jail in a gazillion years,

you can try your art again.

You think? And, hey, it was a smart plan.

Sell a camera already integrated with your nefarious tech

to an unsuspecting wedding photographer...

Then just turn up on the day with this little beauty

and remote ignite the petrification mode.

Evil, but...

BOTH: Genius!

Huh? Are we sure they're not made for each other?

Let it go, Alex. Wedding season is officially over.

Nice work, spies!

And Toby, thanks for sending me that analysis of my father's statue.

Good news, I hope? Great news.

A simple biometric reversal process

will get Dad and all the statues back to normal in no time.

Jer! Squeeze!

There's been a lot of love on this mission.

Jer! HE CHUCKLES

Back in the flesh! No more stony-faced Jer!

I should get turned into a statue more often.

No, I take that back. It was a most peculiar experience.

HE SHUDDERS

Fantastic job, super spies.

The wedding couples are all restored to their human selves

and heading off on their honeymoons.

Great. Totally amazing.

Yeah!

SAM GIGGLES

Me and Toby more than friends? Seriously?

I definitely smelt love in the air. No way!

OK, maybe it was friendship love.

Maybe you had wedding fever.

Excuse me, please.

ALEX GASPS

Clover, your nemesis just walked in.

BOTH LAUGH

What just happened?! Didn't you know?

Kim here is the latest WOOHP recruit.

Turns out Jerry was impressed with my escape manoeuvres.

You did have some tasty moves.

But more than that,

his eye for detail is what every spy needs.

I'll be collaborating to ensure your undercover looks are on point.

Oh, especially lipstick, right? KIM LAUGHS

That's right, girlfriend!

And don't worry,

I'll be totally checking in with Clover on the fashion deets!

She's got the eye!

Aw! ALL GIGGLE

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