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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

BUBBLING

Argh!

Hmm.

I have had enough! Come out and show yourself!

Ugh! Whoa!

Seaweed? What in the world?

Free Freddy the fish! Free Freddy!

Free Freddy the fish!

Free Freddy!

Alex! Come on, we're gonna be late for class.

Word's out the new professor is super tough.

Ye-ah. And what's with all the mess?

Janitor Chee's on the warpath about the state of the campus already.

No offence, but he kinda started it when he cleaned out the fountain.

But the good news - I rescued this!

Whoa.

What in all the underwater disasters is that?

Freddy. Isn't he the cutest? Urgh.

In an alien-looking, nail-like-teeth kinda way.

Adorable, right?!

I rescued him from the fountain.

He's very rare.

But I will find his natural habitat...

Ooh, maybe it's from Mars

or a pre-historic swamp.

...and he will swim free!

Keeping a fish this special in that fountain is just plain wrong!

Free Freddy the fish!

Er, no-one's keeping him trapped. BELL RINGS

Uh-oh! But we're gonna be if we don't get outta here.

Angry janitor at two o'clock!

Oopsie. Free Freddy! Aargh!

It's... It's...

Zer... ...lina?

Professor Zerlina. Your new psychology professor.

Did I oversleep? Is this a dream?

No. Not unless we're all in it.

Welcome, students.

It's nice to meet you for the first time.

Ah, yes. For the first time!

Ahem. This school has a very strict no pets policy.

He's not a pet.

I'm campaigning to get him back to his natural habitat.

And I'm sure that habitat is not this classroom.

No problem, Prof! We'll be right back.

Won't we, Alex?

And let me remind you that being fashionably late

doesn't apply to school, even if your classes are about fashion.

BELL RINGS

And don't forget, I want that work back 5pm latest.

Sheesh! What just happened? Zerlina is fierce!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Ugh!

Whoa! Oof.

This doesn't look like WOOHP World.

Are we still at AIYA?

Huh? Don't tell me, Toby.

You've transferred here too.

HE LAUGHS Not exactly.

SHE GASPS We've got a spy among us!

Whoa! Oof.

Hey! What are you doing?

Actually, all of us in this room are spies.

Including Chee. He's part of the undercover WOOHP team.

He is?! Er, whoops.

Sorry, Chee.

Can someone tell me what's going on?

Why are you our new professor?

And why are you being so mean to my fish?

Don't quit your job at WOOHP World!

You're a much cooler boss than you are a teacher.

I'm not quitting WOOHP, Alex.

But I am loving my undercover professor guise!

Totally nailing it, don't you think? Flawless.

Appreciation from an A-grade student!

So, listen up. We have a situation at AIYA.

Ever since I cleaned out the fountain,

someone, or something, is messing with us.

Seems like someone didn't like what was going on in that fountain.

It gets more strange.

The cameras aren't picking up any human images.

Maybe the culprit is a ghost? HE CHUCKLES

What? Not helping, Tobes!

No, but I will be.

Helping, that is.

Technically, I'm meant to be on vacation this week.

Technically, Zerlina doesn't like to "do" vacations.

But when Chee told me something sinister was going on at AIYA,

well, what could be more fun than a mission with my favourite spies?

Oh, swimming in the ocean

and sipping coconut smoothies under palm trees?

Still don't get why she was so mean to you.

Just part of my cover, Alex.

Apologies my appearance was sprung on you all.

Now. Toby, gadgets, please.

Presenting the SGB -

Spirit Grabber Bag.

Just flip up the travel mirror, push the button, and bingo.

Ghost grabbed!

And what if it isn't a ghost?

Then you've got these wrap-tastic wraparound wraps.

The most stylish way to tie up a villain.

Fab colours, Tobes!

I thought you'd appreciate that, Clo.

And lastly, Blingly Building Block Bracelets.

Ooh! The perfect defence system!

Now, the culprit only seems to strike at night,

which means tonight, we're going to have...

A sleep-over?! Er, no. A stakeout.

ALL: Yeah! A stakeout with Zerlina!

Isn't this going to be fun?

I love being back out in the field!

ALL: Yeah!

Come on, Chee. We've got a water ghost to catch.

See you tonight, spies!

Now, get back to class.

Yeah, she can be a little much out in the field.

You get used to it.

Bubble tea, Zerlina? MIMICS ZERLINA: Don't mind if I do!

Wonderful job. You girls have thought of everything!

Ah! I've never been so stoked for a stakeout.

But where is she?

Wow! So cool!

What's the latest, spies?

Well, we have lavender or lychee.

Thanks, but not now.

We're here for one reason only - to catch this villain.

We must stay alert.

Zero distractions.

So, er, hypothetically,

you wouldn't want to hang out with my cool pet fish?

No.

Oh. Cool. Just checking.

Hypothetically.

Look!

ALL GASP

What in all the awkward sleepovers is that?

Time to find out! Who doesn't love a chase?

ALL: Wow. Come on! What are you waiting for?

How is she that fast?

Aw, I wanna be her!

ALL: Agh!

Ha-ha!

You won't fool me with a seaweed snag!

ALL: Whoa!

Ew! Ugh.

Chee's so not gonna be happy when he sees this.

Shh.

ALL: Whoa!

Agh! THUD

ALL GROAN

ALL: Wow!

Ah-ha! Time to try the SGB!

Huh, that's strange.

Did you press the button?

Oops.

Gotcha! ALL: Yeah!

Zerlina? What are you doing in there?

I thought we were here to catch the bad guy, not each other.

Sorry, Zerlina.

Well, that is disappointing.

Really?

Because we mess up all the time, so don't feel bad!

Er, what she means is we'll do better next time.

And don't be late to class.

Worst start to a mission ever.

Ugh, yeah. We totally let Zerlina down.

She's so on it, she scared the spy out of me!

Let's hope you've improved your skills of subterfuge by tonight.

Just dropped a book. No subterfuge intended here!

There's only one person who can help us with Zerlina.

Ah! How are my super spies? Uh, bad! Not super.

We messed up, and Zerlina's not happy.

Ah. Yes. I heard.

First time Zerlina's failed.

At this rate, she could end up working in the WOOHP archives.

Level 121.

What? The archives?

I don't even know what they are, but they sound horrible.

It's, like, all the information on the internet,

but filed away on paper.

That's a lot of paper.

It's the worst place to work at WOOHP.

It's where spies are sent

on their way down and out, if you get my drift.

What?! That's why she was so upset.

OK. We have to catch that watery fiend tonight

and help Zerlina keep her position.

Yeah. We can totally do it.

After all, how hard can it be? Exactly, Clover.

Now, pull up your spy boots and get back on track!

I think that little pep talk did the job, don't you?

Good one, Jer. We'll let them know after the mission

that archives on level 121 don't exist.

BOTH LAUGH

I never will get the hang of that.

Ha! You won't get me again, you slippery seaweed creature!

Ha! Ha!

Huh?

Hmm. Got those commando rolls nailed, I see, spies.

Reporting and ready for duty!

Mmm... BEEPING

That's the infrared alarm I already set up way earlier. Ha-ha!

Smart move, Sam. Let's do this!

This time, no-one gets left behind!

Chee?

What on earth is going on?

Ooh, I don't think he's grasped the whole undercover janitor idea.

Whoa! Hey, Chee, I think you got something in your eye there.

ANGRY VOICE: I am not Chee!

I am the guardian of the deep!

The guardian of the what now?

He's got more than something in his eye.

That water fiend has taken over Chee!

ALL GASP

Agh! Chee is a fool!

He opened up the gateway, and you will all pay for it!

EVIL LAUGH

Agh! Ugh!

This time, spies, failure is not an option.

He's one of us. Let's go save Chee.

Hyah!

Wow! Amazing!

Go, Zerlina!

Use your anti-gravity boots to avoid the puddles!

Ha!

Ugh!

Block the exit! Time to accessorise!

Let's wrap this mission up.

I demand you give me back what's rightfully mine!

What? Your... your mop?

Awesome job, spies.

We've got the blur trapped.

I'll get Chee back to WOOHP and get the watery villain out of him!

Don't you want us to help you? No need.

Toby and I will have this handled in a nanosecond.

Go and get some rest.

Hmm.

Why do I have this feeling that was just a little too easy?

MUSIC PLAYING

KNOCK AT DOOR

Zerlina? What are you doing here?

Don't question me. Step aside!

I'm here to celebrate and part-ay! TURNS MUSIC UP

Why does she sound so funny?

Come on. This is beyond cool.

How often do we get to just hang out with our boss?

Um, so far, never. So, let's have some fun!

Hey, Zer, wanna check out the latest app I'm building?

Or watch a movie? Or make s'mores?

Ridiculous!

Yes, I do! KNOCK AT DOOR

COMPOWDER RINGING

I had to warn you. Chee's escaped!

Chee's here!

Oh, no! Clover, shut the door!

Wait! I'm here to warn you! About yourself?!

I'm back to normal! You have to believe me!

Exactly what a creepy water villain would say!

I know you don't trust me,

but if Zerlina comes over, do not let her in!

She's not herself!

GULPS

Uh-oh. Could you have told us that a teensy bit sooner?

Oh, no. The super green eye thing!

Excuse you.

Kneel when you are addressing the guardian of the deep.

You got that? SHE CHUCKLES

The guardian of the what now?

Whatever that thing is, it swapped bodies from mine into her.

Obviously!

I needed the most powerful boss body.

I mean, look at me!

Totally get that.

Because I have to stop an army of underwater monsters

taking over the world!

I know it's here, so give it up already!

Ugh! Ha!

Agh!

Er, nothing's happening!

Sorry. They're just mops.

All I had left in the janitor closet.

SHE CHUCKLES

Ah-ha!

Gotcha! That's mine!

Hyah! Technically, no-one owns a wild animal.

It's just not...

SCREECHING

Look, now you've upset him!

Don't you speak fish?

He's not upset. He's calling for back-up.

Back-up?! I don't like the sound of any of this.

ROARING And I don't like the sound of that.

ROARING

Whoa! They've been summoned.

Shut the window!

Whoopsie, too late.

Whoa! So unsummon them!

Quiet!

There's no unsummoning the summoned!

Bummer, I know.

ROARING AND HISSING Agh!

What do they want? How do we stop this?

What is it with you and Freddy?

He's not in here any more!

SHE GIGGLES

Look! A baby panda! Ooh! Where?

Behold! I found you!

ALL GASP

ROARING

I am the guardian of this sacred stone!

Oh. My bad. I... I took that from the fountain.

It made Freddy feel at home!

When it was removed, you unleashed the underwater underworld.

ROARING AND HISSING

I can't believe there's an underwater underworld.

The stone must be put back where it belongs.

But they won't wanna go because they love it here.

BLUBBERING Agh!

ALL: We're on it!

The future of the underwater underworld depends on you.

Clear the path to the gateway!

Now, that is something I can do!

Hiyah! Hyah!

Ugh! Yah! Ha!

Agh!

Ah. Just when I thought she couldn't get more awesome.

Huh?

Nice moves, Chee!

HISSING

Yikes. Freddy's not happy.

SCREECHING

It's working!

Bye, Freddy, I'll never forget you!

Well, forget you!

I can't believe Freddy is gone!

Oh! SHE GIGGLES

Oh! SHE SIGHS

Well, you did say you wanted Freddy to be free.

Huh? Huh?

Farewell, friends.

Zerlina! Are you OK?

Never better. ALL GASP

Now, that was what I call fun. ALL CHEER

Best vacation ever! Aw!

Great job, spies!

And pretty well done, me too, I think.

You rocked it, Zer.

We're so glad you won't have to go to the archives on level 121!

Shh! What are you talking about, Clover?

We don't have any archives or a level 121.

ALL LAUGH

ALL: Jerry. He totally tricked us.

He so knows how to get us to pull up our spy boots!

Agh. At least when I clean this campus up tonight,

it won't be a mess again in the morning.

WHISPERS: Nobody remind him about the charity mud race tomorrow.

It was cool doing a mission with Zerlina,

but I'm happy to have our school life back to normal.

BOTH: Same!

Ahem.

What is Zerlina doing here? I thought she left.

So, I'm delighted to have been asked

to be your visiting guest lecturer for the rest of the semester.

Alex, Sam, Clover, ready to take notes?

Where's an opening to an underworld when you need one?

ALL LAUGH

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