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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

ELECTROPOP MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERING

ANNOUNCER: And now please welcome

the one and only Dame Ladida! CHEERING

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo La-di-dah

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo... ♪

Oh! Huh?

AUDIENCE GASPS Is that part of the show?

PANICKED CHATTER

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

Toby is rad!

Whoa! Can you believe it?

It's the promo we made for my Open Mic for Earth Day concert!

It's going to be epic!

I also designed this.

Just scan here and sign up. GIGGLES

Oh, my gosh!

There he is! Look! Look! CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK

Hey! What's happening? You, Tobes. You're trending!

Just wait until I upgrade your look. I'm thinking glam electropop.

Wait a second. Some big-deal agent wants to meet me right now.

Maybe he'll turn me into a major celeb. Laters!

Um, please hold. Did he just say "agent"?

Out of the way, people! Hey!

THUD, ALEX GROANS

What loser came up with this design?

A useless blue ball with green splats on it?

It's a globe, Mandy.

Hello? Earth Day?

We're going to sing to save the planet!

DOLPHIN CHATTERS

Yawn! Good luck with that.

Eurgh! Let's go, Alex. We'll help you spread the word.

Thanks! GIGGLES

I'm also counting on you both to sign up.

Nuh-uh. Hard pass.

You do not want to see what happens to me on stage.

Oh, but I do. LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

I'll just sign Sam up.

AUTOMATED VOICE ON PHONE: 'Contestant confirmed.'

Ha! LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

COMPOWDER CHIMES

SHE SQUEALS You joined the cause, Sammy!

The Earth and I thank you.

Huh? I did not sign up to sing! Huh?

But your name is right here, see?

You've got a great voice.

We can hear you singing in the shower.

♪ Together we grew... ♪

Wait, what? You can?

No way can I sing in front of a whole audience!

Don't worry. We'll be right there with you.

Then have fun, cos I won't be sucked into that...

CHIMING ...show!

ALL EXCLAIM

THUD

Immersed in your reading, I see.

Now, on to more serious matters.

Pop stars and performers have mysteriously gone missing

all over Singapore, including Dame Ladida.

No!

She's my all-time favourite singer! Oh, mine, too! Dame...

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo La-di-dah! ♪

Wow, Dad! The singing spy! Maybe you missed your calling.

Oh! HE SINGS OPERATICALLY

CLEARS HER THROAT So, Dame Ladida was last seen

being whisked off in this vehicle.

Unfortunately, we couldn't ID it because of the smoke shield.

Your mission is to get to the bottom of these disappearances,

so gadget up, spies!

Toby?

Obviously still pursuing his musical calling.

I can still find my way around a gadget lab!

There are your gadgets!

What have we here?

Ooh! Some anti-goop glitter.

Mm. Ah, ah! A can of snap-out-of-it spray.

Blaster boots for each of you.

And... Oh, looky here!

A personal favourite - super boom speakers!

This mission's going to rock!

Plus, Toby's loaded your spy suits with a scuba-diving update.

THEY CHEER

Now, off you go. Exit stage left.

SPIES: Whoa! HE CHUCKLES

Oh! Sequins are so on trend. COMPOWDER CHIMES

They really speak to me.

You're not wrong, Clover. These are emitting a strange signal.

Whoa! We're in Dame Ladida's actual dressing room!

Oh! Huh?

Sweet! A swag bag!

Oh, bummer!

Nothing left but those sequins.

Hmm. "Denny Dealman, talent agent."

Time to pay this dream-maker a visit.

"The Oldies and Goodies All-Star Cruise"?

"Disco meets country"? Wow!

Check out all these celeb photos. There's Dame Ladida.

Aw, and Fluffy Puff, the dancing hamster!

Wait up. Here's a picture of Dealman with Granny?!

No way!

We put that baddie in space jail for bank robbery.

Hello? You don't look like my 12.30, but I dig the outfits.

OK, Denny Dealman, tell us where Dame Ladida is.

I don't discuss showbiz with strangers,

especially snooping ones.

My artists are waiting for me, but, uh, feel free to stick around.

THEY EXCLAIM, DEALMAN LAUGHS EVILLY

Oh! Whoa!

HE CONTINUES LAUGHING

Whoa!

PEN CLICKS

Not the boots!

Ew! Duped and gooped in one go?

GASPS Uh-oh!

That's the same RV that Dame Ladida was taken away in.

We've got to go after him.

Some anti-goop glitter should get us out of this sticky sitch.

ALL: Eurgh!

Dronies, it's up to you now.

Let's hope Toby can track him.

'You've reached the WOOHP World gadget lab.

'Leave a message!'

Toby's still not back?

Launching GPS tracker. Now we won't lose him.

Gotcha!

No service? Are you joking?!

And... we lost him.

Oh, no, we haven't!

TYRES SCREECH

Oh, yes, we have.

So, Dealman's our popstar-nabber, but where did he go?

SHIP HORN BLARES

Hey, isn't that the ship from the poster in Dealman's office?

The disco-country-western cruise is actually a thing?

More like a disco-country eco-disaster.

Eurgh! So gross all around!

And Dame Ladida and who knows who else

could be trapped on board.

COMPOWDER CHIMES Look, Toby just posted something.

'Yee-haw!'

Oh!

Toby's on that cruise ship!

The agent Toby went to see must have been Denny Dealman.

What is he thinking?!

My Earth Day benefit concert is tonight!

Huh?

I mean... I hope Toby's OK.

Hmm. There's one way to find out.

Hmm. Oh, yeah! Mm-hm!

Ooh! Ooh, pretty earpieces!

Bring on the beading! Whoa!

Now we just have a boat to catch.

Now get ready to look fabulous.

Look at us! We make a glam pop band.

Oh! I should never travel without my shades.

I'm waiting! I don't have all day.

Um... waiting for what?

Are you going to audition or what?

Oh, yeah! Absolutely!

Hi. We're the... Best Band Ever!

Uh, but we go by BBE.

SAM GROANS

PEN CLICKS

COUNTRY-INFUSED DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

YAWNS

You can do this, Sammy. Just pretend you're in the shower.

Come on, Sam! The groove is in you.

PANTS Oh!

CRASH, BOTH GASP

Oh, hang on! Just a glitch!

♪ BRB, totally cool! ♪

FEEDBACK SQUEALS, MUSIC STOPS

You've got one more shot at this.

Otherwise, you're WBEAF - worst band ever and fired!

Oh, sorry.

This stage fright thing is the worst!

I hear you, Sammy, but we've got to get it together,

or this sea mission is going to sink.

SAM GASPS Da-Da-Da-Dame...

La-La-La... La-La-La-La...!

Howdy, disco divas!

Eurgh! More disco-country?

Oh, I'm, like, a total fangirl.

If only I could sing like you!

If you want to sing like a star, channel the stars in the sky.

BOTH: Huh?

Now, come on, y'all! Let's get down!

Oh, that is not a good look for a pop star.

What's going on?!

Why aren't you rehearsing, BBE? Uh...

Actually, we're working on some new moves right now, see?

Uh...

Whoa!

Terrible! I'll be back in ten, and I expect results!

Phew! Phew!

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON SPEAKER

Fluffy Puff?!

FLUFFY PUFF SCREAMS

Aw! I love you, Fluffy Puff!

Don't worry, we'll rescue you.

FLUFFY PUFF SQUEALS After that hamster!

FLUFFY PUFF CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY

Pardon me.

WOMAN SCREAMS

Like this!

You know, Pilates is way harder than it looks.

HE CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY

SHE SCREAMS

SPIES SCREAM, CLATTERING

Toby?!

HE PLAYS COUNTRY SONG Don't worry, Tobes.

We'll get you and that hideous outfit out of here.

I'm not going anywhere.

I have the sweetest gig, playing on a cruise ship forever.

Right. Are you OK?

Sure am, so y'all just kick back

and enjoy the ocean view till my down-home disco show.

HE CONTINUES PLAYING COUNTRY SONG

This is all wrong. Toby's acting really weird.

Come to think of it, Dame Ladida seems a little off, too.

And Fluffy Puff's turned super creepy.

What's going on here?

More fancy swag bags!

Ooh, just what I need - shades!

Score! No, wait, Clover. Don't!

Those glasses have that strange glow.

♪ I'm staying ah-ah-ah-ah-awesome! ♪

COMPOWDER CHIMES Uh-oh!

Those glasses are emitting the same signal

as the sequins in Dame Ladida's dressing room.

So... the swag in the bag must be hypnotising the talent,

and poor Clover, too.

Mind-controlling glasses?!

Grab the snap-out-of-it spray, Sammy.

THWACK, BANJO STRINGS TWANG Ah!

Toby, what are you doing?!

Yee-haw!

Uh, you know, we're loving your new vibe.

Mm. How about y'all just chill out?

HUMS TUNE CHEERFULLY

MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: 'Talent call for rehearsals.

'Talent call for rehearsals.'

It's showtime!

What? Huh?

Granny? What's she doing here?

Well, is your act ready? It better be new and improved!

ALEX AND SAM CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY

Oh, my little Densy-wensy!

Did you bring your gran some new stars?

She must be the mastermind behind all this.

Cut it out, Gran-Gran. You're embarrassing me!

Boom! So, Dealman is her grandson.

Well, then?

FLUFFY PUFF CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY

SAM CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Hmm. Wait a minute!

You're those meddling spies that... put me in jail!

HE GRUNTS

LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

Time to take you down, oldies' disco-style!

SCOFFS Legwarmers? Seriously?

Is this boat stuck in the '80s?

Hey, come back here!

LOUD THWACK, BOTH GRUNT

SHE LAUGHS

Oh! You'll never get away with this, Granny!

Oh, really?

If I got out of jail on good behaviour,

I can do anything.

No! Oh, this can't be happening!

We'll miss performing at my Earth Day benefit concert!

Well, for me, personally, that wouldn't be the worst thing.

GRANNY LAUGHS

I'm going to spend my golden years cruising

and being entertained on demand.

Granny says to boogie on out!

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS, HE VOCALISES DISCO GUITAR LICKS

Stop, Toby! Don't listen to her! GRUNTS

ALEX GROANS This cruise is the worst!

Aw!

Maybe some goodies will make you girls feel better.

SHE LAUGHS

They're guaranteed to put you under my control.

But they're no-talents, Gran.

Hey!

BOTH GRUNT Hey!

GASPS The snap-out-of-it spray!

We've got to get it, like, now. Activate blaster boots.

ALEX GRUNTS

TOBY: Hey-o! Mm-mm. I don't think so.

Ha!

Yee-haw!

Wow! Dame Ladida is clapping for me?

You can't miss this, Clover. Snap out of it!

That was odd. What's happening?

Those sunglasses were mind-controlling you.

Very clever!

But wait, there's more. LAUGHS

Bet you've never seen an eight-track tape. Densy!

SHE LAUGHS Let the show go on!

Huh?

DISCO MUSIC BLARES

SHE LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

Ha! Hey!

COMPOWDER CHIMES

Another mind-control signal, and this time, it's way stronger.

CLOVER GASPS Oh!

SHOUTS: These should muffle the sound!

Get them!

SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

Huh?

MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES

SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

These earpieces can only muffle so much!

The super boom speakers -

let's use them to drown out those sound waves!

Come on up and sing!

HE LAUGHS

BOTH EXCLAIM

Not again! Bring on the anti-goop glitter.

FLUFFY PUFF GRUNTS ANGRILY

Oh! FLUFFY PUFF YELPS

Come on! Fluffy Puff, seriously?!

Two spies down, one to go!

Where is she? Find her!

Sam! Sam!

Phew! It's up to you, Sammy! Sing!

SHAKILY: Oh!

Huh?

Hey, Dame Ladida, your fans want to see you on stage.

Granny says so.

Granny said let's go, so let's do this!

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo, la-di-dah

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo

♪ La-di-dah... ♪ GRANNY GRUNTS

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo, la-di-dah

♪ La-la-lee, la-la-lo La-di-dah... ♪

DAME LADIDA VOCALISES

She's not loud enough! She needs back-up!

There. Your back-up singer's arrived!

Who, me? Oh, really? Oh, uh...

Come on, partner. Let's do this!

BOTH: # I have to fight Under the light

♪ That's all in my mind But it's all right

♪ My voice echoes Through the roaring crowd

♪ They cheer and scream

♪ Their spirits loud... ♪ HE GRUNTS

♪ La-la-la-la, la-la

♪ La-la-la-la, la-la... ♪

Argh! Make them stop!

SHE GASPS

LAUGHS Hyah!

♪ They cheer and scream Their spirits loud

♪ Ooh-ooh! ♪

EXPLOSION No!

SAM GASPS

SAM CHUCKLES Huh?

CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY

I really love Fluffy Puff again!

Nobody makes me do disco-country.

GRANNY SIGHS Guess the party's over.

You're all fired! HE GRUNTS

What in the flying headpieces...?!

Oof!

What am I doing here, and... what am I wearing?

We'll explain after we get off this cheesy cruise.

THEY LAUGH

SHIP HORN HONKS

MANDY CHUCKLES

Major fail incoming!

DISCO-COUNTRY SONG PLAYS

Didn't Dame Ladida say to channel the power of the stars in the sky?

I got this, but only if you both join me.

CHEERING

SPIES: # We are in the same mood

♪ In the rhythm we move... ♪ CHEERING

♪ We're unstoppable Our passion will prove

ON TV: # Together we groove

♪ We are in the same mood. ♪

MANDY GRUMBLES

SPIES LAUGH

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