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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

Hello? Is anybody there?

Mandy, is that you?

Hi! Huh?

What the...?

Whoa! DISTORTED LAUGHTER

Help! SCREAMS

ALEX PANTS, SIGHS

AIYA just installed the hottest new lunch trend -

sushi smoothies to go.

Eurgh! I prefer my sushi not blended.

MACHINE WHIRRS, THEY EXCLAIM

Duck!

SLURPS

It requires a sophisticated palate, like mine.

Move it, losers. I've got a date in ten.

Come on, come on, come on! I've got awesome news! Ow!

The teacher didn't even show. Huh?

We waited for nothing. Such a bummer.

"Californian culture in the 21st century"?

GLITTERSTAR YELPS One, two, three, cheer!

Um, Sammy, I love Glitterstar,

but not sure it was necessary to rip my pants

dragging us to see... this. Ah!

LOUD THUD Ouch!

I'm OK. No, no, I have great news!

If I ace this easy class and bump up my average to perfect,

I'm set for the Total Space Tech summer internship!

Um, how is a summer spent with robots good news?

It could totally launch my high-tech space robotics career.

There are only two spots available.

NARRATOR ON VIDEO: 'California -

'the people, the lifestyle, the history...'

I'm practising being a California cheerleader

like you guys!

YELPS Oh!

THUD, SHE GROANS

Ow!

When did we...?

Remember on that mission

we totally told Glitterstar we were cheerleaders?

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Like, hello, people! Time to focus on me.

Mandy? Grr!

What are YOU doing there?

The regular tutor's in LA today for some cheesy action movie,

so I stepped up, for extra credit, of course.

SHE SLURPS LOUDLY

Love me a green goddess smoothie.

Plus, everyone knows I'm the California expert.

Grr! ROARS

Yeah, and I know when it's time to make an exit.

Good luck, Sammy.

I've reached maximum Mandy for one day.

Don't have to ask me twice.

I thought it'd be fun to show you a little movie

about the Hollywood diva and the LA cheerleader.

Yeah! I knew it!

Shades... so Mandy can secretly sleep on the job.

Lesson numero uno!

If you think you're going to come to LA and be famous...

LAUGHS ...you're not!

SAM GROANS

SAM MOANS DREAMILY

And another thing -

cheerleading is not for the chickens, so get that.

Enjoying the movie, losers?

Perfecto.

And BTW, no need to take notes,

cos I'm beaming the lesson straight into your brain!

I'm ah-mazing. Back in 20.

ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

MACHINE WHIRRS Whoa!

Oh, sheesh!

Hmm. These smoothies pack quite the punch.

YAWNS Must have fallen asleep.

I don't remember a thing.

Whoo! I just love a good Hollywood flick! Whoo!

YELPS

Wow! My agent's going to want to talk to you.

BOTH LAUGH

Where did that come from? Eurgh! Where did THAT come from?

Can we move this along? I've only got 20 for lunch.

Give me a shout because class is out! Woohoo!

Lights, camera... Ah, bring me my limo!

GLITTERSTAR YELPS, CLATTERING

GROANS One, two, three, cheer!

Didn't the hallway used to be right here?

Who approved these changes? Get me the director!

BOTH: Why do we keep doing that?

Eurgh!

Why are all the books on parties and fashion?

Shouldn't they be on yours truly?

MACHINE BEEPS, SAM GASPS

Eurgh! Yay!

Mmm! Three cheers for free green goddess smoothies!

There's only one other person I know who likes those.

Mandy!

M is for most def best, A is for awesome,

N is for new bestie, D is for...

So DONE with this.

Give us a Y and what have you got?

SAM GROANS

Why am I stuck in this total nightmare?

I hate this new script! Make it stop!

Hope you losers liked the flick.

Hey, where did everybody go? Eurgh!

AUTOMATED VOICE ON LAPTOP: 'Warning. Multiple viruses detected.'

Sam and Glitterstar viruses?

Inside my computer?! Rude!

RUMBLING, BOTH EXCLAIM

We need to find Alex and Clover!

No distractions this time, Alex.

A delicious California roll smoothie, please.

MACHINE WHIRRS

Ha! ON MACHINE: 'Clover!'

Ah! See?

I told you those things are super gross.

No, Alex, I just saw a ghost in the new vending machine!

Clover? Clover!

Wave if you can come on over!

The weird hallways, the Mandy clones -

it's like we're stuck... in Mandy World

inside Mandy's computer!

BOTH SCREAM

And this vending machine's

some kind of digital back door to the real world.

I'm super flexible now,

so I can probably squeeze right through.

One, two, three, four!

My foot's stuck inside the door!

ALEX: Oh, whoa!

Why are our friends stuck in a vending machine?

Uh, maybe we can reach them on our Compowders.

Sammy, can you hear us? Yo, losers, you're in my rays!

BOTH: Mandy! Of course!

I said move!

Oh, it's you two.

We know it's your fault Sam and Glitterstar are stuck

in the vending machine.

Spill the smoothie. Oh, yay!

I thought they were stuck in my computer. Oh!

What do you mean our friends are stuck in your computer?

BOTH SCREAM I'm the one

who's owed an apology, OK?

I was just innocently beaming my extensive Cali knowledge

into their ungrateful heads

when they somehow got pulled into my computer,

and now they're stuck.

Sounds to me like

your big slacking-off plan backfired, Mandy.

No worries. It's a total easy-breezy to get them out.

COMPUTER BEEPS Um...

No, no, no!

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Anti-virus software launched.

'Anti-virus software launched. Anti-virus software launched.'

Give me a V for, um...

Hang on. Are WE the virus?

I would never play such a role! Get those high kicks ready.

Get our friends out! Now!

I'm trying! I'm trying!

MAN: Mandy! Huh?

Stop borrowing the principal's sun lounger without her permission!

Mm-hm!

We need to get to the vending machine!

Toby, WOOHP us right now. We're bringing extra luggage.

WHOOSHING, BOTH EXCLAIM

LOUD THUD, BOTH SCREAM

Don't tell me - your order's stuck inside?

Well, hello. What's with your side order of seaweed?

You've interrupted Toby and me on a sonic rehydration day.

Oh, but we had to!

Sammy and Glitterstar are stuck in this vending machine and... Hi!

And Mandy's computer,

and they're about to be deleted

by anti-virus software forever!

Huh? Don't panic.

I'm sure I can hack into Mandy's computer.

Hmm. Did not expect that. COMPUTER BUZZES

Or that. Impressive.

Ah-ha! There we go.

Sam, are you all right?

What took you so long?

Why is it so hard finding good help these days?

Uh, Sammy, why are you acting like such a Hollywood diva?

No idea! It's some kind of weird glitch.

It keeps happening.

GLITTERSTAR YELPS

Is that a glitch, too?

Since when does Glitterstar have moves like that?

Don't have time for this, people.

We're coming, diva! Hang on, Sammy!

We'll get you both out of there. Hang tight.

Bad news, spies.

There's no way to defeat a virus program this advanced

from the outside.

Which means... we're going in.

Mm-hm.

I've re-engineered your digi-gloves

to turn you into binary code so you can hack your way in.

So, listen up, spies. It's completely untested.

We have no way of knowing if this is a one-way ticket or not.

We have to do this for Sammy and Glitterstar.

Plus, we have all of Toby's awesome gadgets.

Here's hoping they'll work in the digital world.

I've got you the mobile immobiliser aquamarine ring

and anti-fire freeze-ray lipstick.

Ah! Oh! Oh!

Oh, no! Don't move!

Wait, you can't move! Blink once if you can hear me!

CLOVER AND ALEX GASP Oh!

So sorry, Zer. I'll fix you in a moment, I promise.

Some sparkle glitter spray -

solidifies any shape you spray.

Your suits are upgraded with electro-glow caps,

bungee belts, and zip lines,

but, sadly, your drones won't make the transfer.

Bye, droney! MAKES KISSY NOISES

Get Sam and Glitterstar into these, then reverse-code yourselves

back through the vending machine's back door.

But if that's destroyed,

you'll be stuck in Mandy's computer forever.

Unless Mandy's anti-virus deletes us first.

See you soon... if I still have a job.

Arms, legs,

silky, devastatingly shiny hair - check!

Looking great, Clo, but Mandy looks better.

Ew! Why did I say that?

It must be Mandy's computer.

We've got to find our friends and get out of here fast!

MANDY: Like, get them! Or whatevs!

BOTH EXCLAIM

Hey, diva, this lipstick is totes your colour.

Yoo-hoo!

Never underestimate the power of great lipstick.

Clover, Alex! I'm so glad you're here.

GLITTERSTAR YELPS

Five, six, seven, eight! Who do I appreciate?

You! Uh... WHIRRING

Seriously?

Oh, no! Toby was afraid of this. Hyah!

Yoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah!

Attack, attack! I've always got your back!

Hey!

What are these for?

Uh, you've got to cheerlead in style.

Yeah! Is she going to do that all day?

Probably.

But I don't care, so long as she doesn't steal my limelight.

Come on, let's go.

These are the best cheerleading costumes ever!

I can really move.

Great. Then can you fetch me the vending machine, stat?

Eurgh! I'm so obnoxious!

How do you know the vending machine's a digital back door?

Cos Sammy's a genius programmer, and she's so landing

the Total Space Tech internship this summer.

Aw, thanks, Clover!

If we can get out of here.

Whoa! Now, that's what I call an impressive firewall.

But nothing can stop my talents!

MANDY: Like, get them! Or whatevs!

Ew! So many Mandys!

We've got the spirit, we've got the fight,

we're going to win this game tonight!

Woohoo!

Uh, at some point, we're going to deprogram her, right?

100%, we are!

I'm the star here!

Eurgh! But right now, we need to kick down this firewall

with Toby's new electro-glow caps.

Woohoo! Whoo!

SHE YELPS

Yeah!

Huh?

Whoa!

GLITTERSTAR SQUEALS AND YELPS

DISTANT RUMBLING, ALL GASP

Oh, no!

Mandy's overzealous anti-virus program

is destroying our only way out!

Green goddess overload! Watch out!

Oh!

Quarantining the virus now!

THEY GASP

MANDY LAUGHS

Is this finally game over for us?

No, that is.

Oh, how uninspiring!

Fire the set designer!

ALL SCREAM

This is a totally unacceptable way for me to go out.

Yeah, grey is such a blah colour!

I think we're in Mandy's hard drive

where she stores all her class notes.

Whoa!

THUD Ow!

GLITTERSTAR GROANS

Leave it to Mandy to reduce Cali to a bunch of cheesy cliches,

although that looks totally yummy.

I'm just glad the Mandys are gone,

though it was pretty cool the way they reprinted themselves.

That's it!

If we can get back to the media lab without being destroyed,

maybe we can 3-D print ourselves back to the real world?

Yes, I'm a genius!

Uh, how are we going to do that

when we're free-falling in Mandy's computer?

There's always a way...

when you've got glitter sparkle spray!

THEY GASP

ALL: Whoa!

Ah!

GLITTERSTAR EXCLAIMS

THEY EXCLAIM

THEY COUGH

Ah! Luckily, we still have these.

A is for Alex, and staying alive!

Time to turn ourselves into some binary code

and finally out of these annoying personalities.

RUMBLING

MANDY LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

Oh, and here I thought smoothies were good for you!

GRUNTS ANGRILY

LAUGHS

WHIRRING

Ah! My gloves are underperforming!

What on earth is going on?!

No, wait.

Huh?

MANDY GRUNTS ANGRILY

Oh, come on!

Ha! I'm in! I'm still chilly, you know.

Why aren't they back yet?

Because they've found another way out!

Ooh! My skin's never been so soft.

Feel this.

Eh, I'm... I'm good, thanks.

WHIRRING The printer's gone wild!

Wow! So cool!

Yay! All body parts present!

Best game ever!

Wait, where's Sammy?

Think, Sam! Think!

You always light up the screen!

That's it - light up! I just need a spark.

MANDY GRUNTS ANGRILY

CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

MANDY GRUNTS ANGRILY

Whoa!

Yay, Sammy! Go us!

You made it! DOOR OPENS

I'm so happy to be back.

Oh, yes! I'm not a diva any more!

Woohoo! YELPS

Oh! Ow!

WHIRRING

Huh? Why am I in the media lab... doing the splits on the floor?

CLOVER LAUGHS

Cos you wanted to try out some of our awesome Cali cheerleading moves.

Remember? Oh, yeah.

That explains why I'm so sore.

ALEX GIGGLES

Glitterstar looks like she belongs in Sammy's robotics camp.

THEY LAUGH

Speaking of annoying robots, what's going to happen to Mandy?

Mandy's been handled.

MAN: Mandy! SHE GASPS

The principal says you're fired from your TA position!

Eurgh!

LAUGHTER

I really need to prep for my Total Space Tech interview.

Later, losers!

Ha! Gotcha! Huh!

SAM GASPS, SIGHS

I'm so nervous!

RINGING Uh...

Hello? 'Samantha, we wanted to let you know

'that you knocked your Life in Parallel Universes exam

'into outer space!

'Welcome to Total Space Tech.'

Yes! Yes!

Yeah! ALEX LAUGHS

'Who was that?'

Uh, nobody. Just me... cheering... CHUCKLES

...at the great news! Thank you so much.

'We think you're going to get along famously

'with our other intern.

'Her name is...'

Mandy!

BOTH: Mandy?!

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