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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

Happy Halloween!

Early bird gets the most treats!

HUMS CHEERFULLY

Whoa!

GULPS

Trick or treat!

DISTANT CLANK Huh?

WHOOSHING

DOOR CREAKS OPEN Huh?

HE SCREAMS

No! Come back!

SCREAMS No!

SCREAMS

SIGHS MOURNFULLY

SIGHS AGAIN

Oh!

My get-you-smiling-in-no-time bubble tea will, um...

do exactly that and get you smiling in no time.

Great, thanks!

Cos I need it. SLURPS

Any better?

Nope!

OK, spill the tea. What's got you so down?

I love Singapore, but back home in the States,

it's Halloween!

I love the spooky decorations, the cool parties,

the scary costumes.

GROWLING

ALEX SCREAMS, DRINK SPLATS

THEY LAUGH

SAM AND CLOVER: Happy Halloween!

Totally worth it.

You guys got me good! GIGGLES

How long have you been hiding back there?

CLOVER GIGGLES Feels like days!

I still can't feel my foot.

GIGGLES EXCITEDLY Can I tell her?

We have one more surprise for you.

GASPS Candy apples?! My fave!

How did you find candy apples in Singapore?

We have our ways.

Which mainly involved us staying up until midnight making them.

Oh, you guys are the absolute bestest!

You won't say that when you have to clean the kitchen.

Yummy!

I bet this candy apple tastes as good as it looks.

CHIMING

Whoa! Whoa!

ALL EXCLAIM

ALL GRUNT

ALL EXCLAIM, LOUD THUD

A holiday treat for me?

How thoughtful! Oh! Hey!

SIGHS Happy Halloween, Zer.

Halloween's actually the reason I WOOHPed you girls

into our supersonic jet in the first place.

CHUCKLES Mmm!

Does this mean we're going on a Halloween mission?!

Right you are, Alex.

Yay! That almost makes up for losing my tasty treat.

Almost.

We've been getting reports of strange energy flows

linked to a pumpkin monster wrecking havoc...

Pumpkin monster? Definitely bad.

As I was saying, wrecking havoc on the streets of Los Angeles.

Ah! Did you say LA?! We're going home for Halloween!

Clearly, she didn't hear the part about the rampaging pumpkin monster.

Yes, Alex, and thanks to WOOHP's supersonic jet,

we'll get you there before the holiday is over.

Now, on to the gadgets.

The only thing better than a holiday mission

is a trolley full of gadgets and delicious treats.

So cool!

And now I'm serving the ultra pumpkin carving ring 2.0,

now with double the pumpkin-carving power,

the retracto-handle electronic ghost net,

and the sonic disintegrator boom box

that also plays some killer tunes. UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

ALEX SQUEALS EXCITEDLY And one of my personal faves,

the instant, highly concentrated fog face spritzer.

SQUEALS EXCITEDLY Alex, no!

Not in a confined space.

GIGGLES Oops! Forgot we were on a plane.

And finally, your undercover outfits for landing.

ALL: Undercover outfits?!

Ta-da!

ALL: Eurgh!

SAM: Cheesiest... Costumes...

Ever! Whoa!

Whoa!

ALL: Whoa!

LOUD THUD

ALL GROAN

Yo, Alex, quit horsing around.

Honk-honk! ALEX GIGGLES

Been wanting to do that all day.

Tell anyone about this embarrassing costume,

and I'll... Mummy's the word.

You think I want anyone to know I look like this?

ALL GRUNT

ALL: Whoa!

LOUD THUD

Gross. Why do we always land in goo?!

WOMAN SCREAMS IN DISTANCE

WOMAN: Scary pumpkin's coming down the street!

PUMPKIN LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

That does not look like the pumpkins we used to carve in grade school.

Mine used to have a happy face. Come on, guys.

Time to get our scare on, whether we like it or not.

Here's something I never thought I'd say -

the pumpkin monster went this way.

CLATTERING

SAM SIGHS WITH RELIEF

Ah-ha! Got you now!

CLOVER CHUCKLES Uh, Alex?

BOTH LAUGH

If only it was that easy, right?

Yikes! Ah!

Our missions are never that easy.

Wouldn't it be funny if that thing was right behind us?

Yeah, like in one of those cheesy horror movies.

PUMPKIN LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY

Oopsie! SPIES EXCLAIM

PUMPKIN SNARLS Say hello to my little friend.

Way to carve that jack-o'-lantern, Sammy!

Yeah, you really pureed that pumpkin!

GURGLING

Tell me that's not what I think it is.

Talk about double the trouble!

SAM SIGHS

PUMPKINS SNARL

Oops! Hey, you! Take that!

HE WHIMPERS

I don't know how much longer Alex's hooves can hold them off.

ALEX SIGHS

ALEX GASPS

ALL: Phew!

That's weird. Whoa!

Did you see that? Oh, yeah, we saw it.

Guys, I think we're dealing with actual real-life ghosts,

and all this goo is that ectoplasm stuff.

Come on, Alex.

I know you love Halloween,

but everyone knows ghosts aren't real.

Maybe not in our dimension. PUMPKINS SNARL AND LAUGH

Wherever they came from,

it's time to send those spirits back!

PUMPKINS SNARL

Ha!

PUMPKINS GRUNT AND GROAN

Ha! Gotcha, ghouls!

PUMPKINS WAIL

Definitely not the kind of Halloween I had in mind when I woke up today.

Aw! COMPOWDER BEEPS

Good news.

I managed to track down your ghostly Compowder, Sammy.

How? With my Fashion Finder app.

It's so annoying when otherworldly entities

borrow your stuff and don't return it.

Amazing!

OMG!

The WOOHP jet could learn a thing or two from your Compowder, Sammy.

Totally. Question is, where is it going?

ALL PANT

DOORBELL RINGS

Why is my Compowder ringing that spooky house's doorbell?

Whoa! My Compowder!

Gotcha!

Oh! Whoa!

RUMBLING, ALL EXCLAIM

What the...?!

Whoever lives here has taken Halloween

to a whole new level!

Those spooky effects are so last year!

HE GUFFAWS

ALL EXCLAIM

No! My Compowder! EVIL LAUGHTER

WHOOSHING, ALL EXCLAIM

GHOSTS LAUGH DEVIOUSLY

SAM AND CLOVER: Alex, are you OK?

Besides being knocked sideways by real-life ghosts? Totally fine.

It's like some kind of Halloween hole in space and time.

SNARLING

GHOSTS LAUGH AND YELL

Uh, Halloween just got really real.

Ah! THUD

Most useless costume ever!

OK, mummy, clown, and horsey, this is where you get off,

because we've got to catch us some real ghosts!

SPIES: Uh...

Superhero catsuits?

Love it!

ALL: Thanks!

SHADOWY FIGURE LAUGHS

GHOSTS GROWL, BOY SCREAMS

Take the candy! It's all yours!

GHOSTS MUNCH LOUDLY

Clearly, those ghosts didn't learn the number-one rule of Halloween -

be scary, not mean.

No real-life ghosts

are going to ruin my make-believe Halloween.

PUMPKIN SNARLS

PUMPKINS LAUGH DEVIOUSLY

PUMPKIN LAUGHS AND SNARLS

Let's see them roll their way out of this one.

PUMPKIN GRUNTS

PUMPKIN SNARLS AND GRUNTS

So refreshing, right?

Time to disintegrate these ghouls once and for all!

WHIRRING

Oopsie!

Sorry, Mr and Mrs Garcia! Watch out behind you!

PUMPKINS LAUGH

WHIRRING

PUMPKIN SNARLS, ALEX EXCLAIMS

PUMPKIN YOWLS

No vegetables are going to boss me around.

Ah!

What's scary is what this otherworldly gunk

is doing to my hair!

And how many treats these ghouls are gobbling!

I know!

We can trick these tricksters with our treats

and lure them back to the rift!

That's a lot of tricking and treating.

I love it! And I know just who can help.

I had no idea you travelled with so much food, Clo.

I'm no fun when I'm hangry.

GHOSTS MOAN

SCREAMS

DRONE WARBLES: Yoo-hoo! GHOSTS GRUNT INQUISITIVELY

GHOSTS LAUGH DEVIOUSLY

GHOSTS MUNCH NOISILY

It's working! Piece of cake.

Yes!

ALL PANT

Ah! Whoa!

LAUGHS EVILLY

Stop it! Not gonna!

I'm Atom Quark, the particle physicist responsible

for this magnificent inter-dimensional rift.

Hey! I knew it!

So, the ghosts ARE from another dimension.

GRUMBLES

You're only just now figuring that out?

Must be so dull being you.

Hey... GHOSTS SNARL

...there.

If you don't like people,

why don't you just turn out your lights

and pretend you're not home like everybody else?

Duh! I'm not trying to keep people away.

I'm trying to release more ghosts.

Thanks for showing me how! SPLAT

Oh, they smell so bad!

Why do the eggs have to be rotten?!

Whoa!

Oh, no! Each time something gets sucked into the rift,

another ghost comes out!

With the help of my ghostly minions,

we will flood LA with so many ghouls,

it will be Halloween forever!

LAUGHS EVILLY

I usually love this holiday,

but if it's Halloween all the time, it won't be spooky or special.

Yeah, well, at least my rift is scary,

unlike those silly catsuits you're wearing.

These suits just got a new upgrade, courtesy of Toby.

GHOSTS SNARL, WHISTLING

What? I kept a spare!

Hey, ghoul gang! Who wants a tasty treat?

Time for this particle physicist to split.

GHOSTS: Ooh! No!

If you can't beat 'em, suck 'em into your giant rift!

DEVICE TRILLS

Say goodbye to this dimension!

THEY SCREAM

CAR ALARM BLARES

BICYCLE BELL RINGS, CAR HORN BLARES

HE LAUGHS Hang on, spies!

If we get sucked in, we could be stuck in there forever!

And who knows what horrors will be released!

If this inter-dimensional portal gets any larger...

RUMBLING It'll swallow all of LA,

and us, and the spies along with it.

We've got to get out of here.

ALARM BLARES Too late!

SAM: Yikes! Ah! I can't hold on much longer!

Ah! Oh, no!

We've got to anchor ourselves somehow!

GASPS The grappling hooks!

Great thinking!

GROWLS ANGRILY

THEY SCREAM

Time to let go and enjoy the ride!

THEY SCREAM

ALL: It's going to swallow us whole!

BOTH SCREAM, ALARM BLARES

Hocus-pocus! Someone save us!

Working on it, Zer!

Flying pumpkins, not the dress pocket pogo stick!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh, peanut butter cups!

See you on the other side! HE LAUGHS EVILLY

GHOSTS SNARL

Wait! No, I won't!

LAUGHS EVILLY

Droney, stay back or you'll get sucked in.

Wait for my word.

GROWLS ANGRILY

HE GRUNTS, LAUGHS

It's too strong! Save yourselves!

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

SHE SCREAMS

Guys, I want you to know how much I love you in this world,

and I'm sorry I didn't do the dishes!

SOBS

Hang on! We're not giving up on this dimension yet.

WHIRRING

Here's hoping this doesn't disintegrate us, too!

HE LAUGHS, WHOOSHING

Huh?!

Ba-ha! You can't blow up a hole!

DEVICE TRILLS

WHOOSHING, THEY EXCLAIM

DRONES BEEP

HE GASPS

No! COMPOWDER RINGS

Sorry, can't text now.

About to get sucked into a parallel universe.

DRONE BEEPS

HE GRUNTS, SHE GRUNTS

WHIRRING

No! No! Ah!

No! Not my rift modulator!

ALARM BEEPS

The spies did it!

BOTH: Whoa!

Don't worry, Zer.

The Stay-Puft crash pads will save us.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

It's kind of funny if you think about it.

BRAKES SCREECH

ALEX GIGGLES Best part -

these will make excellent reusable Halloween decorations next year.

Yes! My Compowder made it.

No!

What have you done to my terrifying inter-dimensional rift?!

We will be back next year, bigger and scarier...

ZERLINA: No, you WOOHP won't!

Wonderful work, spies!

You drove out the ghosts

and saved LA from year-round Halloween!

Clearly, Zer's never been to Hollywood.

Great! My work's done here. Time to check out the Walk of Fame.

Sorry, Toby. Another mission calls.

But it's Hollywood... on Halloween!

Yeah, we can pretend to be famous AND scary!

You sure there's no time?

Trust me, you're needed elsewhere.

Boo! All trick and no treats.

PHONE BUZZES

Huh? SCREAMS

Got your message, Glitterstar. What's the big rush?

ALEX GASPS ALL: Surprise!

You did all this for me?

Of course! I wanted you to have a happy Halloween away from home.

Thank you! I love it so much!

At least the eggs aren't rotten. GROWLING

ALL: Not again! THEY SCREAM

LAUGHS That'll teach you!

Teach us what? How to survive a heart attack?

That I do know how to make scary costumes.

Totally terrifying!

ALL LAUGH

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