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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

One brand-new WOOHPer, charged and ready for shipment.

ZERLINA HUMS

Wow! How can you remember that super long code?

With a mind like this? Easy!

Can't have this precious device falling into the wrong hands.

ALARM BLARES, SHE GASPS

BUTTON BEEPS

Huh?

TOBY PANTS

How did they get in? It's impossible.

Unless... They work for WOOHP.

ALEX: Woohoo!

ALEX LAUGHS

You go, girl!

CLOVER: Watch this.

Woohoo! Yeah!

Oh, I wish Blaine was here. He'd so love this.

Blaine, as in your "ex-boyfriend"?

We're, like, just friends now. Please!

You still have a major crush.

Nuh-uh! We're just spy colleagues.

Don't give me that look! Like, whatever.

But we're so star-crossed.

Oh, Clover.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, come on!

CLOVER GROANS The WOOHPer.

Never the right timing.

ALL: Whoa!

ALL SCREAM

ALL GROAN Huh?

Hi, spies. Welcome to the WOOHP Express Train Station.

SPIES: Oh, wow! And here comes the WOOHP Express.

Right on time, of course. ALEX GASPS

Amazing! So cool!

The WOOHPer is WOOHP's most valuable asset,

allowing transportation across the world

in just a few seconds.

Yeah, like, one minute, I'm with Blainey,

the next, he's WOOHPed to Australia.

Great example. Thank you, Clover.

Your mission is to guard the safe with the WOOHPer

throughout its entire journey.

Wait, wouldn't it be easier just to WOOHP the WOOHPer?

Not possible, Alex,

unless you want us to end up like grilled sausages.

Sam's right.

WOOHPers are too powerful to be WOOHPed.

They emit strong magnetic fields that... Whoa!

SPIES GASP

...well, behave like that.

Don't worry. This train's designed to cope.

Only the most trustworthy agents have been called up

for this super secret mission.

You three spies are first on the list.

If villains got hold of this WOOHPer,

they'd be WOOHPing themselves in and out of crime scenes

all round the world, or into WOOHP World.

That'd be a WHOOPocalypse!

Be extra careful. Someone tried to access the safe yesterday.

SPIES GASP We think it was an inside job.

SPIES GASP No way!

A traitor? Cooee!

Wow! That's a lot of luggage.

One should always dress for dinner.

Who's up for some of Venice's famous risotto al nero di seppia?

Wait, we're going to Venice? ZERLINA: Dad!

We're going on a mission to Venice, not an Italian mini-break.

Risotto and spying aren't incompatible, Zerlina.

TOBY AND CLOVER GIGGLE

Good to see we're in safe hands, Frankie.

The pleasure's all mine, sir.

It's my 200th trip for WOOHP, and to Venice.

How could I miss it?

Zerlina's coming with us?

She's the only one who knows the codes to the safe.

Toby, that's confidential.

The other agents aboard won't know anything, I swear.

Phew! All aboard!

What?! No! I can't go to Italy without my wardrobe!

Already taken care of.

DRONES BEEP

CLOVER GASPS Wow!

Oh!

Aw, that's so kind! Thanks, dronies.

JERRY CHUCKLES

Wow! Wow!

Dibs on top! KNOCK ON DOOR

TOBY: 'Gadget time!' What's Toby doing here?

There's no space for my shoes, so never mind gadgets.

Whoa! I did not expect that.

'Not even a chic chameleon belt gadget with a grapple?

'Blends in with all your outfits, Clo.'

Yeah! Always space for that!

And you're a pretty cool botler.

'Next, a classy monocle with an in-built X-ray,

'some stylish magnetic shoes,

'and upgraded foldaway motorbikes!

'Ta-dah!' Motorbikes? On a bullet train?

'Always plan for a side trip.'

Wow! CLOVER CLEARS HER THROAT

What? I'm blending in.

BLAINE: Oh, really? SPIES GASP

Last time I've been, it was like... Blaine! Britney!

SPIES: Hi! Yes! Long time, no see!

Long time, no squeeze!

We miss you! It feels like years since our last mission together.

Blainey!

Oh! Oh!

HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY Clover.

ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

MUSIC POWERS DOWN, STOPS

I mean... hey, buddy. What's up? Ooh!

HE COUGHS

Oh, great! Ready for the briefing?

'So, we've searched WOOHP World top to bottom.

'No sign of who broke in last night.'

Hmm. So, the culprit could have stowed away on this very train?

'Yup. So, you're all suspects.'

SPIES LAUGH Yeah, right!

Yeah, right!

Oh, he's not joking. SLURPS

Before jumping to conclusions,

let's pair up and check there's no stowaway onboard.

Oh, yeah!

Uh, pair us up.

Sam, Blaine. Clover, Jerry. Alex, Britney.

Come on, let's go!

SIGHS Star-crossed.

JERRY CLEARS HIS THROAT

CLOVER GROANS

Hey, Sam? I need to tell you something about Britney.

She's been acting kind of weird lately.

BRITNEY: Yes, I'm ready, master.

What are you saying?

I'm just saying it is my job to notice these things.

OVER EARPIECES: 'Good work, spies. No sign of any intruder.

'Let's eat!' Let's go!

TRAIN HORN HONKS

SPIES GASP

SPIES: Wow!

CLOVER PANTS Hey!

BOTH PANT

BOTH SIGH

JERRY CLEARS HIS THROAT, HUMS

CLOVER AND BLAINE SIGH

THEY GIGGLE

DRONES BEEP

Well, paperwork awaits me in my cabin.

Let's hope nothing goes bump in the night.

ALL: Whoa!

CLOVER: Are you kidding me? Sorry, folks. Snow on the tracks.

Huh?

The Compowders have lost signal.

I can't reach Toby or anyone!

Whoa! This old thing still works?

Hmm, looks like the magnetic statics Toby mentioned.

Let's hope it's not affecting the security of the safe!

As long as Zerlina's safe, the WOOHPer's safe is safe.

Shh! What do you mean?

Er, nothing.

Britney, where are you going?

Uh, to the bathroom.

DOOR OPENS, CLOSES, ZERLINA SCREAMS

ALL: Zerlina!

ALL GASP

PANTS: OK, everybody, stay calm.

Let's... freak out!

My darling daughter's been kidnapped!

WAILS

Whoa! What happened in here? Why are you looking at me?

Sorry, Britney, but Zerlina went missing

when you were out of the room.

Good point, Sammy.

ALL: Whoa!

Hey, the culprit could be anyone - or anything - in this train.

Didn't he just go that way already?

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'W-W-Would you like whipped cream?

'Oh! My f-food trolley isn't h-here.'

BRITNEY CHUCKLES OK, maybe not him.

We've got to find my daughter!

Britney, Sam, search the train that way.

Blaine, Clover, check her cabin. Alex, come with me!

Whoa!

Oh!

MAN: Tell me the code to the safe! ZERLINA CHUCKLES

ZERLINA: You're hilarious (!) Argh!

I designed this tickling device. You can't break me.

HE CHUCKLES We'll see about that.

MUFFLED SPEECH

Oh! Huh?

Zerlina? Zerlina, my dear?

Oh!

Oh, bad dronies! Sit!

Stay here, Alex. I'll tell Frankie to stop the train.

MUFFLED SPEECH

GASPS

There's the botler's missing trolley!

Good, cos I didn't have time to finish my spaghetti. Shoosh!

Sorry, Britney. I was just trying to rule you out.

I need to know. Who's your secret master?

Who told you that? You're not answering my question.

My karate teacher. I'm taking private lessons, OK?!

That's it? Why did you hide it from Blaine?

Jeez! He's spying on me now?

I didn't want people knowing I fell behind in training.

But why is Blaine blaming me?

Hmm.

JERRY: Huh?

Frankie? What are you...? FRANKIE GRUNTS

BOTH GASP

BOTH GRUNT

Hey! Let us out!

GRUNTS

OK, I know I wanted more quality time with Blainey,

but this is a bit much!

PHONE VIBRATES

Huh?

'Clover, finally!'

I managed to call you with my nose. I've got you on speed dial.

Aw! You do?

SOFTLY: Um... what's going on? I'm with another you right now!

'Don't trust him. I was attacked last night.'

Who's calling you?

Oh, uh, my hair stylist.

CHUCKLES In the middle of the night?

Hello! I'm one of his VIPs and I cannot get bedhead.

Tell me more about this luxe vegan conditioner.

'The culprit's Luca Motive -

'a thief and master of escapism and disguise.'

Interesting.

Let me think about it. Got to go. Thanks. Bye!

Hey, Blainey, since it's finally just the two of us...

M...!

Argh! You fool!

Unbelievable.

You're so fake! GASPS

COMPOWDER CLATTERS, BEEPS

Oh! Hey!

HE GRUNTS, SHE GASPS

HE PANTS

SHE PANTS

What have you done with Zerlina?

HE PANTS Ooh!

SCREAMS, THUDDING

Huh?

Ah! Ooh!

SHE SCREAMS

ALEX SLURPS, SCREAMS

Whoa!

SCREAMS

HE SCREAMS

Whoa!

Whoa!

Phew!

Alex?

The train is on autopilot. Frankie Freight has gone.

GASPS Gone?!

So, HE'S the culprit!

Impossible. He must have been kidnapped, too.

Meet everyone in the diner carriage. I'll join you.

Hmm. One less spy to worry about.

Why is the train still moving?

I thought Jerry had gone to stop...

Frankie's disappeared! The train's stuck on autopilot!

What?! Where's Blaine and...

ALL: Clover?!

Argh! Oh!

Man, I did not dress up for THAT occasion.

Oh, long story short - Blaine's not really Blaine.

Luca Motive kidnapped him and faked his identity.

Luca Motive, the master of escapism?

Mm. Good news is, I neutralised him.

I knew that Blaine was fake! I never should have doubted you.

I'm so sorry. Aw! Love you, Sammy.

Can I borrow a Compowder to send help to the real Blaine?

LAUGHS EVILLY

Time to finally get what we came for.

BUZZING

MUFFLED SPEECH

Oh, honey! Are you OK?

Oh, Dad! I'm so glad you're OK.

We neutralised a baddie,

but there might be more villains aboard.

We need to change the codes. Give them to me, darling.

Oh!

Er, why don't you untie me first and I'LL do it?

We're running out of time here!

Dad, what's the first dish you'll order once in Venice?

Why, uh... an Earl Grey pizza.

Wrong answer. It's risotto al nero di seppia.

You're not my father.

Frankie? YOU planned all this?

You thought good old Frankie couldn't pull this off.

Ah, all these years,

I was this nice, faithful train driver for WOOHP,

but my dream was to become an engineer.

I had a grandiose idea for a flying bathtub,

but WOOHP kept rejecting it.

That's when I contacted the famous thief Luca Motive.

I discovered we have a common love for luxury bathtubs.

We'll soon be WOOHPing ourselves into every bank in the world.

I'll be rich enough to build all the flying bathtubs I want!

LAUGHS EVILLY

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

LAUGHS

LOUD BANG

Where's Jerry? Didn't you say he was supposed to meet us here?

Hmm. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about Jer.

BUZZING

ALARM BLARES

ALL: Huh?

Farewell, ladies! HE CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY

OMG! They've got Zerlina and the WOOHPer!

We've got to catch them! Not a chance.

The engine is heading off down the track without us. Unless...

Time to take our own side trip!

Go get 'em, girls!

OK, one point to Toby - sometimes, motorbikes ARE useful on a train.

It's weird for me, too. It's actually Frankie in disguise.

Don't believe her! That's Frankie!

Uh-uh. You're the fake one. You don't have Jerry's classy moves.

Sam, behind you!

Don't hurt me, Sam.

You almost ruined my friendship with her.

LOUD THUD Whoa!

Ha! Huh? BOTH: Huh?

CLOVER GASPS I knew it!

That's how you got past us with Zerlina!

Waah! I am so done with these statics.

Look at my hair!

ALEX GASPS That's it, Clover!

Time to magnetise, everyone.

BOTH SCREAM

ZERLINA: Now, let's save Jerry!

JERRY GRUNTS Dad!

JERRY SNIFFLES

Er, guys...

We're going to derail!

I need something to fire!

DEVICE BEEPS

TRAIN POWERS DOWN

SPIES: Yeah! Oh, excellent!

Operation Venice WOOHPer - done.

Luca and Frankie in space jail - done.

Dead on my feet - done.

Going, going, gondola!

Clover! Blaine!

CLOVER GASPS

This time, nothing will take us ap...

Ah! Are you kidding me?!

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