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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

WIND WHISTLES

CAMERA BEEPS

SLURPS

GUNFIRE ON GAME

THUDDING

Ah! Hmm?

GRUMBLES

GRUMBLES, THUDDING CONTINUES

Huh?

SCREAMS

THUDDING CONTINUES

CREATURES TRUMPET

Come on, Clover. Just pick something already.

But I've got nothing to wear! I need new clothes.

Flash news - fast fashion is killing the planet

and I'm not going to let that happen.

Why don't you upcycle your old clothes like I do?

Cool idea, Alex.

Wait a second. That sleeve's from my winter jacket.

GASPS And this is from

my fave turtleneck sweater!

Alex, did you tear apart MY winter clothes?

ROARS

ALEX SCREAMS Technically, I upcycled them!

Why do you care? It's always warm in Singapore!

CLOVER SCREAMS Girls, cool down!

Uh-oh.

ALL SCREAM

ALL: Whoa!

Huh? Huh?

ALL: Whoa!

DRONES BEEP

Whoa! Whoa!

TOBY: Great job, drones!

Take a break.

Hi, girls. Welcome to drone training day.

ALL: Cool! Hi, dronies!

Let's show 'em how to do this, droney.

You're going to have to hold that enthusiasm for the mission.

THEY SCREAM

Mammoths on the rampage!

Oops! I'll reduce the magnification.

It appears extinct woolly mammoths have come back to life

on a prehistorical site in Siberia.

Aw, I love mammoths!

They're like elephants who've never heard of a hair stylist.

MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

Problem is that no sooner did they make a comeback

than they vanished.

And we know mammoths on the run aren't a good thing. Right, Clo?

Totally terrifying.

Way too much hair flying around. Exactly.

Your mission is to track them down and find out what happened.

And I got your gadgets. SPIES: Whoa!

Hyper hover snowboards,

the static electricity face spritzer,

too-hot-to-handle hand warmers...

Ooh, careful! They're... CLOVER GASPS

Ooh! Hot! No kidding! Thanks, Tobes.

And finally, a Bluetooth high-tech moo box.

BOX MOOS

ALL: Er... yay?

ZERLINA CLEARS HER THROAT

You'll see. It'll come in handy.

ALEX SQUEALS

Hmm. Everyone's gone.

Ha!

I'm going to check out the CCTV footage for clues.

I'll catch you up in the permafrost area.

GASPS

I can't believe someone woke up 15,000-year-old mammoths

and stole them, just like that.

I can't believe that someone kidnapped wild animals

and melted this protected area!

Er, actually, you're melting it, too,

and melting potential tracks.

ALEX SCREAMS Sorry, permafrost! Sorry!

Huh! The tracks just stop? Where did they go?

Er, pretty sure mammoths don't fly. I might have the answer.

Look what I found on the CCTV footage.

Is that a giant hairdryer/helicopter?

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

Er, hello! The '60s called and want their jeans back.

BOTH GIGGLE Toby's working to identify him.

Hey, what's that?

Aw! A baby mammoth!

Come here, buddy! Give me a hug! Alex, no!

MAMMOTH GRUNTS ANGRILY

SCREAMS Abort the hug! Abort the hug!

Clover, look for elephant sounds on your Compowder.

MAMMOTH GRUNTS ANGRILY Whoa!

ELEPHANTS TRUMPET ON MOO BOX

ALEX WHIMPERS

MAMMOTH SNORES

What are we going to do about Biscuit? He's all alone.

What? He looks like a biscuit. Don't worry.

Biscuit is now officially evidence. We'll bring him to WOOHP World.

Good news - they're sending us a cargo plane

for this little fella.

But all the vets are busy right now in WOOHP's Arctic hub.

Me, me, me, me, me! I'll do it! Sorry. We've got a mission, Alex.

We've got to think of someone else. But who?

Ah! No, wait! Stop! I don't...

JERRY WHIMPERS, BISCUIT TRUMPETS

Hold on a minute! What am I supposed to do?

What if I'm allergic to mammoths' hair?

SPIES: Thanks, Jer! You're the best.

BISCUIT TRUMPETS Oh, bother!

Stop worrying. I'm sure Jerry and Biscuit are doing fine.

Who are Jerry and Biscuit? Friends.

Dogs. Cats.

OK. Wow! Your jacket's so cool!

Removable sleeves?

Awesome! Er, I know, right?

Clover so nicely lent me some of her old clothes.

Uh... Whoa!

Uh, SOME of them?

COMPOWDER RINGS

Uh... Oops! Sorry, I have to take this.

And them.

'Hey, girls. I found your guy - Robin Spoonbill.

'Went to jail several times for owning exotic birds and animals.'

That frosted mullet should be sent down now.

'Apparently, he thinks he can communicate with,

'and train, any animal.'

So... where is he now?

Anybody else feel like they could fry an egg on their face?

Dude, I feel like a fried egg. Yeah!

This is it - Spoonbill's animal compound.

Looks more like an animal jail to me.

Shh! We've got to get in and find those mammoths.

What if he's got tigers patrolling the perimeter?

That'd be awesome. Tigers are cute.

Hungry tigers, Alex. I don't get your point.

Don't worry, Clover.

After all that training, this job will be a cinch for our drones!

SAM WHISTLES, DRONES BEEP

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

FLAMINGOS SQUAWK ANGRILY

Uh-oh.

Whoa! Those are some fla-mean-gos!

ALEX CHUCKLES Fla-mean-gos - get it?

Yeah, you're right, Alex. Good thing we've got a plan B.

We're going to find out what's on the other side ourselves.

CLOVER MOANS What if it's feeding time?

I don't want to be tea for any tiger!

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

Armand, beak up! Great, guys! That's it.

Hi there!

There's a door, you know?

Nah, we're, uh... good.

CLOVER CHUCKLES Just enjoying the view.

Come over here. You're just in time for tea.

Er, maybe he's just being friendly.

What?! After we just broke into his property?

I don't think so. We need to keep super alert.

I'm sorry about Armand and Josiane.

They're kind of shy about showing anyone

their new dance moves yet.

I'm guessing this is not just a courtesy call.

You got it in one. Can you explain this?

Huh?

I'm guessing you weren't teaching them to foxtrot.

WHISTLE BLOWS, FLAMINGOS SQUAWK

SPIES: Whoa!

Forget it, girls. The mammoths are ours!

"Ours"? Who's "ours"?

WHISTLE BLOWS

SPIDERS HISS

CLOVER WHIMPERS No reason to panic, Clover.

These are just plain, dull, boring, super-sized spiders.

That jump! SPIES: Whoa!

Tell us where the mammoths are, Spoonbill!

WHISTLE BLOWS, CONDOR CAWS

SPIES: Whoa! How did we miss a bird THAT size?

I know, right? It's got a ten-foot wingspan and...

Oh, I'll save the stats for later. ALEX CHUCKLES

CONDOR CAWS SPIES: Whoa!

SPIES: Whoa!

CONDOR CAWS

ALEX AND SAM SCREAM

You'll get what you deserve, mammoth-stealing mullet man!

COMPOWDER RINGS

'What's up, girls?' Nothing much.

Trooper flamingos, giant jumping spiders,

a warrior condor - the usual.

Spoonbill escaped,

and there was no trace of the mammoths at the compound.

This is NOT cool. They need cold.

You can't keep mammoths in a desert.

'Unless you've got a really big freezer.

'And I've got an idea where they could be.'

A ski resort in the desert? Shh! There they are!

Oh, let me see!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

Whoa! Careful, Alex.

Whoa!

WHIMPERS

CREAKING Oh!

SCREAMS

BOTH GROAN

GASPS, MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

Hmm?

Oh, no!

Is that you, Robin?

GRUMBLES ANGRILY

You're late. The mammoths need shearing.

Er, Robin... he developed an allergy,

er, to mammoth hair.

I'm his stand-in.

His... stand-in?

Yes! I'm supposed to meet, um...

Oh, I had the name written down somewhere.

Yarnie Crosstich - that's who.

Oh, hi! I'm...

Don't care. No time for chit-chat. Get shearing.

I need more mammoth wool for my sweaters.

Will do, ma'am.

ALEX GULPS Oh, my gosh!

How do you even turn this thing on?

SHEARER WHIRRS Whoa!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

BOTH: Hmm. Huh?

Is that...?

Yep, that's the contraption they used to melt the permafrost,

but... something's different.

Its components appear to have been reverse engineered.

Why? DOOR OPENS

Hmm.

GATE CLOSES

BUTTON BEEPS A little test run.

BOTH: Brrr!

Welcome to the world's warmest sweaters!

LAUGHS EVILLY

ALARM BLARES

BOTH: Phew! Sounds like Alex is in trouble.

Old news.

She was already in trouble for ruining my wardrobe.

Hey, you!

ALEX GIGGLES

ALARM CONTINUES TO BLARE

Robin? I thought you were sick. What is she doing here?

She's a spy!

BOTH: Alex!

What are you doing?!

Uh-oh.

BOTH GROWL

ALEX PANTS

Come here! ALEX PANTS

Whoa! Oof!

ALEX GRUNTS, YARNIE LAUGHS

Ha! Caught! And not a stitch dropped.

No point in trying, dear. Mammoth wool is super strong.

Hmm. Not as strong as a spy!

YARNIE CHUCKLES You're no match

for some rapid basket weave and garter stitches!

BOTH: Whoa!

You may have delayed my plans,

but nothing will stop me becoming the queen of knitting.

SHE LAUGHS EVILLY, HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Let's not forget the king of knitting.

Robin, snap out of it! What do you get from all this?

What do I get? Whoa!

Taming prehistorical animals and free beanies.

LAUGHS

Wow! I see why it's free.

It's like an egg on your head. Enough!

It's time to turn the world into a winter wonderland

where I can live out my woolly dream with my mammoths.

And me! Yes, yes, and... you.

SPIES GRUNT Mm-hm.

LAUGHS EVILLY Chill, everyone.

Welcome to the return of the Ice Age!

SCREAMING

Isn't it beautiful?

It'll be even more glorious

when people walk on the sea sporting my sweaters.

Oh, I feel like I'm back in ski school all over again.

We need to stop Yarnie

before the whole world becomes a giant icicle.

Yeah, especially because I don't have any winter clothes left

in my wardrobe.

OK,

let's dial back the charged atmosphere.

Hey! ALEX GRUNTS

Ah! That's it - the face spritzer!

Yeah, cos now's really the time for...

ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

Hmm? What?!

ALL LAUGH

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET, ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

Let's get out of here fast before my hair's permanently stuck in punk!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET Oh, my gosh! They're so adorable.

Focus, Alex! We've got to get out of here.

ALL PANT

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

ICE CRACKS

That is less adorable.

ALEX CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY

How are we going to block Yarnie's evil plan

if we're blocked in ourselves, not to mention frozen?

Do like me. It's keeping me warm. Warm.

GASPS The too-hot-to-handle hand warmers.

Way to go, Alex!

SIZZLING

ICE CRACKS

Yay! We're free!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET Uh-oh. So are they.

RUMBLING, MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

SPIES: Whoa!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

ALL: Huh?

Let's stop this thing!

SCREAMING

BOTH CHUCKLE

YARNIE: Hmm?

SHE GRUNTS ANGRILY

SHE GRUNTS ANGRILY

LAUGHS EVILLY

Whoa!

Hmm? Hmph!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

We need to rescue the mammoths AND shut down that hairdryer.

Don't worry, my furries!

We'll save you!

Er, girls, I'm used to all kinds of hairdryers,

but this one is way too big for us to handle.

But... we do have big mammoths

and villains with big self-esteem.

We've just got to do some herding.

Yes!

Oh, no!

ALEX GASPS Don't worry, I got this.

MIMICS TRUMPETING

MAMMOTHS GRUNT

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

ALEX MIMICS TRUMPETING

You are fantastic with them, Alex!

They really love you way more than that Spoonbill.

Excuse me! I don't think so.

KEYPAD BEEPS What are you doing?

Come back to Daddy, my babies!

WHISTLE BLOWS, MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

WHISTLE BLOWS

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET No!

EXPLOSION, MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

ALL: Yes!

MAMMOTHS TRUMPET

BOTH GRUNT

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH GRUNT

BOTH GASP FOR AIR

ALEX GIGGLES

What about these fluff balls

when the weather gets super hot again?

Don't worry, it's going to stay freezing long enough

for WOOHP to rescue them. They're on their way.

CLOVER SIGHS Jerry's going to be relieved.

No more mammoth-sitting.

ALL LAUGH

It's because of YOU we are in jail!

It's all YOUR fault!

Well done, girls.

Everything's back to normal

and our bad guys are putting their knitting talents to good use.

And our super cute 15,000-year-old mammoths

are out living their best lives.

Ah! Jerry, are you... crying?

Oh, my!

SNIFFLES No.

I... CLEARS HIS THROAT

...developed an allergy to mammoth hair.

Aw! Come on.

You'll get to visit baby Biscuit whenever you want.

Thanks, Alex. It's just...

SNIFFLES, SOBS

...children grow up so fast.

ZERLINA LAUGHS

Oh! Oh! MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

BOTH: Hi. Notice anything... new?

Great outfits, girls.

Wait. Alex, did you give in and buy new clothes with Clover?

We teamed up. I bring my recycling knowledge.

And I bring my fashion sense.

Wow! You made new garments!

Stupendous!

Do you mind? There's just a little something missing.

Now it's just perfect! See you!

SAM LAUGHS

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