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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

HUMS

RUMBLING

GASPS Huh?!

EXCLAIMS

SHE SCREAMS, CAR CRASHES

That's what happens to anyone

who gets in the way of Clementine Pepperdine II.

SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

Ooh, isn't it the most adorable thing

you've ever seen?!

Um, are we looking at the same thing?

Ew! You know we can pay someone to get rid of that.

ALEX GASPS Who would ever exterminate Fifi?!

Fifi? You sound like it's your pet.

Nothing weird about that. Lots of people get spiders as pets.

They also get bunnies.

Why don't you?

Because I'm studying Fifi for my environmental major,

trying to understand her behaviour.

Gah! I got your answer. It's rude much.

Aw, Fifi likes you, Clover. Eurgh!

The feeling is so not mutual! Get it off!

Get it off! ALEX CHUCKLES

It's a good thing you're not afraid of spiders, Clo.

Let's pop Fifi back in her terrarium

while we still have an apartment, right, Alex?

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa!

Huh? Oh! What's wrong, Clover?

You look like you've sat on a pile of fire ants.

No. Spiders! CLOVER GROANS

Alex? Mm-mm.

CLOVER SIGHS OK, spies, listen up.

Trees and forests are disappearing at a Canadian nature reserve.

It's like someone is stealing the land.

Whoa! So, what's so steal-worthy about this location?

Is it insect-free?

Well, gold was mined there over 100 years ago,

but to protect the land, mining was made illegal.

Illegal, huh?

Since when has that ever stopped a baddie?

Exactly.

Your mission is to identify the land-stealer and stop them.

And what better way to go undercover in the wilderness...

As ground-breaking geologists on the cutting edge of science?

Trailblazing safari explorers?

Daredevil fashionista survivalists?

No, no, and no.

You're going in as camp counsellors

at the preservation's Camp Wild Child.

SAM AND CLOVER GROAN I love camping!

Eurgh! No, thank ew!

Eurgh! Can't we at least go glamping?

More fun, less creepy-crawlies.

Fine, but can Toby set me up

with my own tent that, you know, makes itself?

Sorry, Clover. No can do on that tent.

But I do have a multi-function, smash-proof, infrared compass,

complete with lasso and zip line.

SPIES: Sweet! Lasso-tastic!

A baseball cap with a BIP - built-in parachute.

And a wildlife safety book,

cos, sometimes, you've just got to throw the book at it.

HE CHUCKLES Moving swiftly on.

I also upgraded the digi-gloves on your spy suits.

Whoa! A holographic GPS interface.

Super impressive guidance system. ZERLINA CLEARS HER THROAT

My own guidance system is even more impressive.

See how it's guiding you to Canada?

SPIES: Whoa!

Sorry. Couldn't resist. BOTH CHUCKLE

Oh, no! This is a disaster! What's wrong?

Our undercover camp counsellor uniforms are hideous!

ALEX GIGGLES Who needs gadgets

when fashion like this will repel any baddie -

strike that - anybody away?

Hey, at least it helped you forget

there's a spider loose in our apartment. Eurgh!

Hello there! Don't you all look swell in those uniforms?

I'm Betsy Burns, head of Camp Wild Child.

Oh, my! We are all going to have a peachy-keen time this week.

Kids, let's give our new counsellors a Wild Child welcome.

CAMPERS: Ah-whoo!

Hiya! Lookit!

I only need one more badge to complete the set -

the badge for seeing an exotic animal!

BETSY CHUCKLES This is Sanaya.

Her unbridled enthusiasm is infectious.

Can we go look for one now, now, now?!

Ooh, and I hope we see some spiders!

Did you say... spiders?

Yes, yes, yes! I love spiders!

Want to see my collection? Yay!

Great (!) Now we get it in stereo.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Kids, today, you'll explore the woods

on the south-east perimeter of the camp ground.

Let's go, let's go, let's go! Ah-whoo!

CAMPERS: Ah-whoo!

Er, would it be OK to explore the north-west perimeter thisaway?

Mm-mm. There's nothing to see there.

What about the old gold mine?

Closed for generations. Better hurry along.

We don't want any of those little angels

getting lost, do we?

You can resume drilling,

but I'm keeping my eye on the new counsellors.

If they start meddling, they'll be very sorry.

SHE CHUCKLES EVILLY

Company, halt!

No more Betsy in view.

About-face! Forward march!

Hold it! We were told not to go this way.

Do you always do everything you're told? Yes.

That's how I got my Always Doing Everything I'm Told Badge.

Then I'm telling you all to run ahead

and identify at least ten species of, uh... wildflowers.

There may be a badge in it for you. SHE GASPS

Come on, you guys! Go! Let's go!

Come on! Stay within howling distance!

I feel kind of bad going against Betsy's orders.

She's one of the nicest people I've ever met.

I know, but it's the only way we can dig up the dirt

on who's behind these land thefts.

Bingo! It's loaded with gold. Hmm.

But why leave it here unguarded?

CHIRPING What the...?

ALL SCREAM

I don't think they did. What is with all the bugs today?!

Eurgh! OK, I got this.

Just got to show it who's boss and stare it down.

ANT CHIRPS

SIGHS Whoa!

Maybe it only works with bears!

SIGHS

Or maybe it just needs a more friendly approach.

Hi there! ANT HISSES

BOTH GROAN

ALEX SCREAMS

Huh?

I guess Toby didn't mean literally throw the book.

GROWLING Huh?

BOOK GROWLS

Phew! Guess he did.

Now, THAT is some wildlife safety book!

ANT HISSES Uh-oh.

That book's bark is worse than its bite.

ANT CHIRPS, ALL SCREAM

Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah! I've got this.

You've just got to show it who's boss and stare it down.

But we tried that.

Told you. Betsy, that was amazing.

Hey, Betsy, you don't seem surprised to see giant insects.

Giant? That little thing?

I see all size of critters in this forest.

But I don't see many noisy books.

Oh, uh, it's one of those new, high-tech, pop-up books.

Yeah, we heard bugs really respond to...

Being read to.

I've got to say, that sounds like total... good sense.

Now, let's get those kiddos

back for dinner. THEY SIGH

All clear. Mission time.

We got this!

Freeze! Hold it right there!

You three don't want to miss tonight's campfire stories, do you?

CLOVER GROANS

I've heard our new camp counsellors know some real humdingers.

Have fun! I love, love, love stories!

Tell us, tell us, tell us! What do we do?

We can't sit here yakking all night. Relax.

We just need to speed along bedtime, and I think I know how.

Local legends say a savage half-dragon, half-rat creature

still stalks this wilderness.

What's its name? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

Uh... The... balizaki!

CLEARS HER THROAT

Years ago, ten-year-old campers refused to go to bed after dark...

And the legend says the balizaki battle cry

was the last sound they heard before disappearing forever!

ALEX SCREECHES

Too much? Can't argue with the results.

ALEX LAUGHS

Everyone's tucked up for the night. Let's go.

Oh, no! Sanaya snuck out of her tent.

She left a note saying she's going to earn her Exotic Animal Badge

by finding the balizaki.

We better make sure she's OK,

and we'd better do it before Burns discovers she's missing.

Time to test out Toby's new upgraded GPS

and a little addition I made to Sanaya's Happy Helper Badge.

ALEX CHUCKLES You get the Big Brains Badge today!

We've got trouble coming your way.

Ah, we've lost signal. Look!

There are Sanaya's tracks.

How can you tell?

Are they way more enthusiastic than normal tracks?

RUMBLING, ALL SCREAM

Alex, look out!

Whoa! Who'd try to hurt us with a tree?

A grumpy, vindictive squirrel?

Wait a minute. This tree isn't even a tree.

It's a giant corn stalk.

Wow! Beyond cute!

And look at the size of the sow bug that's munching on it.

Eurgh! Giant ants, giant corn stalks,

and now a giant sow bug.

What's next?

When are you going to learn not to ask that question? Run!

I can't let this super cute sow bug get smooshed!

Upsy-daisy! SCREAMS

Woohoo! Let's roll!

Tomato sauce?

The boulders were massive tomatoes! CLOVER GASPS

More giant veggies.

What is going on? Hmm.

I have no idea,

but that was some ride! CHUCKLES

I can't wait to show this sow bug to Sanaya.

Yikes! Sanaya's still missing!

ALEX GASPS Uh-oh!

That's really not good. Don't worry, we'll find her.

I wasn't talking about Sanaya. I was talking about that!

ALL SCREAM

ALL SCREAM

Whoa!

Clover, that's Alex's cap.

Help! Help!

Sanaya, hang on!

That's exactly what I'm doing!

SANAYA GASPS

Are you OK? That was so awesome!

Where did you get those cool caps? Where? Where? Where?!

Ah-whoo!

ALL: Huh? GUARDS GRUMBLE

Uh-oh! I don't think they like the Wild Child welcome.

CHUCKLES EVILLY

Keep back, Sanaya. Ah-whoo!

BOTH: Sanaya! Don't worry, I've got your back.

Hyah! GUARD GRUNTS

I got a badge for defence!

SANAYA SCREAMS Oh, no!

Got her!

CHUCKLES EVILLY

RUMBLING, THEY GASP

BOTH LAUGH EVILLY

THEY SCREAM

There you go, buddy. RUMBLING

ALEX SCREAMS, GASPS

Is that a giant runner bean?!

DRONE BEEPS Go check it out, droney.

Ooh!

Yeah, the next time we're surrounded by totally mean guards

and you want to help...

BOTH: Don't! SANAYA CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY

OK, bungee belt,

time to do your thing. VEHICLE APPROACHES

Everything okey dokey, Alex?

What an interesting outfit!

Er, yeah, it lets me sneak up on after-dark critters.

DRONE BEEPS, WHISTLES

Oh, what a rude machine! Is it yours?

No! I mean... yes.

More importantly, there's a bunch of gold-digging critters down there,

and they've got my friends.

Look!

What?! No!

How dare they, digging for gold in this beautiful forest?!

And is that... Sanaya?

Oh, yeah. About that...

I have an idea.

I'll help lower you down on this super long vine

so you can sneak up and free your friends.

Yay! I love it because... I'm all out of ideas.

SAM GASPS, CLOVER GASPS

We can't let them see Alex.

No problem. I'm an expert at distracting guards.

So, you guys ever get bored on duty?

You know, want a coffee break? GUARD GRUMBLES

CHUCKLES EVILLY

What?! Betsy, no!

Stop calling me Betsy!

I'm billionaire industrialist Clementine Pepperdine II.

Hey, look, it's Alex coming to rescue us! Shh!

SCREAMS

What was that?

Alex. The balizaki monster!

A monster? Where?

SCREECHES

That's its battle cry - the last sound anyone ever hears!

You've got to release us! SANAYA SCREAMS

It feeds on nervous people, especially nervous guards.

GUARDS EXCLAIM ANXIOUSLY

Come on, little buddy! DRONE BEEPS

You all deserve badges for that performance,

and so does Betsy Burns for being the biggest fake ever!

SEAGULL CAWS Huh?

She is our land-stealing baddie!

What?! I don't believe it!

ALL: Whoa!

GRUNTS

Whoa! Nearly squashed by a squash?

OK, we believe it.

No-one ruins my plans!

Not you or the one you're spying for!

GASPS

I know you're working for my nemesis,

the queen of salads,

leading purveyor of pre-packaged salads

and salad condiments.

She definitely seems to be one stalk shy of a cornfield.

The queen of salads won't stop me from creating

the biggest and best vegetables!

Now those vegetables will spell your doom!

CLEMENTINE CHUCKLES EVILLY

Let's get out of here before we become ratatouille!

CLEMENTINE GRUMBLES

ENGINE REVS

Wowee! How many badges do I need to score one of these jetpacks?

Stay here, Sanaya.

We've got a veggie criminal to catch.

Ah-whoo!

Huh?

GASPS

Got you!

Sam!

Let's play this by the book.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Sorry we had to throw the book at you, Betsy.

Come on. Let's go. Move it.

So, if you weren't stealing gold, what WERE you stealing?

The real treasure of this forest -

its precious potash!

Ah, potato, pot-ah-hto... potash?

Of course. The best food fertiliser.

And some of the finest in the world is right here,

but it's illegal to dig it out.

So, you started a whole summer camp just to do some illegal gardening?!

That is bad, bad, bad!

You're a very unusual person. You know that?

Mock all you want,

but my passion has made me a major player

in the ultra-competitive world of professional vegetable growing.

Now I'll finally beat your boss, the queen of salads.

"Your boss"? Just go with it.

ALEX: You just missed one thing -

you can't mess with nature without payback.

My vegetables!

The queen of salads will beat me again!

No. No!

No! CLEMENTINE SOBS

So, what happens with all those big bugs?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

We're working on a harmless antidote

to restore the insects to their natural sizes.

You know, I think all these giant bugs

have helped me conquer my fear of regular-size spiders.

That's great! But that still leaves one question.

Without Betsy Burns,

who's going to run Camp Wild Child? WHISTLE BLOWS

JERRY CHUCKLES: Hello!

I'm Jerry, and I'm your new temporary head of camp.

CAMPERS: Hi, Jerry! Ah-whoo!

Oh! Indeed.

Ah-whoo!

Where are you?

Come out with all eight of your hands up.

ALL GASP

Oh, no! Somehow, Fifi's turned giant, too!

CLOVER GROANS

Phew! I thought we were in big trouble.

Oh, cute! Look, Fifi's a mama!

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