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♪ Their mission - save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

Oh, look at that!

BEACH-GOERS EXCLAIM

Whoa! Look at that!

What is that? Oh, man! What is that?

BEACH-GOERS EXCLAIM Whoa!

Those are some gnarly waves, dude!

The ocean is totally cranking! What are we waiting for?!

THUNDER RUMBLES

SCREAMING

Uh, you can't sit there. This seat is taken.

Er, no, it's not.

Yup, it is. CLOVER GASPS

Totally, definitely taken.

GASPS Oh, no!

Huh? Ooh! Oh!

Appreciate the help, Clover,

er, but you really don't need to clean the table

to get your bubble tea.

Something is definitely up.

Leave it!

CLOVER CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY I'm saving it for someone special.

SING-SONG: Ooh! Sounds like Clover's got a crush!

Please! I so don't!

It's for the new exchange student - my new friend.

You're going to love 'em!

Totally crushing. CHUCKLES

They're an artist, like you,

and their parents even run a cafe in France.

Are you sure you're not just waiting for... me?

Cos I do love a mash-up teacup sculpture.

There's Delphine!

Wow! So cool!

Delphine, these are my two super cool best friends,

Sam and Alex.

Oh, and this is Glitterstar.

Whoa!

What Clover means is Glitterstar is way cool, too.

So nice to meet you all.

Totally! You know what would be so fun?

If we all show Delphine around Singapore this weekend.

Can't. I have to work.

OK, but the rest of us are free, right?

Of course, it totally won't be the same without you, Glitterstar.

Exactly. And, uh... Delphine, check out Glitterstar's art.

It's so awesome. Super!

Can I see it?

You can't so much see it as feel it.

What? Why are you looking at each other like that?

Jeez, Clover!

Maybe take it down a notch before Glitterstar feels really left out.

Yeah, we usually spend our free time with her,

and you just blew her off.

DELPHINE: Wow! Super cool! Oh, I love it!

Oh, I didn't mean it that way at all!

I'm going to make it up to Glitterstar right now.

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa! Oh!

ZERLINA: Hang ten, ladies! Hang ten?

Looking totally beach-adorbs, Zer. Thank you, Clover.

I didn't know you surfed. I don't.

I'm just trying to figure out why the surf around the world

is acting so strangely.

What do you mean "acting strangely"?

As you can see, waves don't normally break upside down.

Or float in mid-air.

Mm, born and raised in Malibu,

I've got to say those are the weirdest sets I've ever seen.

Whoever or whatever is doing this,

it's almost like they're trying to control gravity.

Very astute observation, Sam.

That's why I'm sending you girls to Hawaii...

THEY CHEER

...for work.

SPIES: Boo!

Toby? Come in, Toby!

ALEX GASPS Ah!

One day, I hope to work as hard as Toby.

ZERLINA CLEARS HER THROAT

Zer? Sorry, I was just testing out my newest gadget - SASS.

We've got bucket-loads of sass already.

THEY GIGGLE Totally.

SASS - sunscreen analysis super spritz.

The analysis power of a supercomputer

all in one handy spray bottle.

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Banana. Weight - 118 grams.

'Colour - yellow.'

Yeah! Oh, wow!

I've also added the integrated wristwatch reflector shield

to your spy suits, and a new feature to your boots.

Magnetic boots! Cool!

Also, someone's been practising his dance moves!

Saving the best for last -

the new and improved solid-iron hair gel

with a pleasing lemon scent.

So refreshing!

Oh, and I also added life vests to your spy suits.

Um, why do we need life vests?

Because where you're going, it's all about riding on water.

Hello, 50,000rpm!

We are so going to be best friends.

But how do we get to the water from inside WOOHP?

I always save the best for last.

Meet the new WOOHP World Waterway.

Takes you straight to the... ENGINE REVS

Quiver! Cranking!

Ah! Whoa! Whoa!

TOBY CHUCKLES

That does not look good.

BOTH: Hey!

These supersonic scooters seriously need to come...

GROANS ...with a sea slug windshield.

GASPS Aw, hello!

Whoa! It's like the ocean has gone completely haywire!

Better safe than sorry!

Maybe we should stay back and let the drones take a closer look.

DRONE BEEPS

Come on. Please!

COMPOWDER RINGS Oh, no! It's Glitterstar.

Totally submerged right now, Glitterstar.

Call you later.

If Glitterstar wasn't feeling replaced before,

she definitely is now.

Oh, I feel terrible! WHISTLING

Asteroid! CLOVER SCREAMS

CLOVER GASPS FOR AIR

Holy high seas! What's going on?

No idea, but let's figure it out from anywhere that's not here.

WHISTLING

Which way's out? SAM WHISTLES

What we need are some eyes in the sky.

DRONE BEEPS

Way to help us navigate, droney!

Huh? So much for being besties!

Sammy! Whoa!

Get out of there! BOTH SCREAM

BOTH: Huh?

Yes! Way to deflect the mess, Sammy!

Thanks. SNIFFS

Eurgh! But why does the asteroid smell like stinky old gym socks?

Maybe it had quite the space workout!

Only one way to find out for sure - we need to get a sample.

Luckily, they're all at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you mean "luckily"?

Cos now I can do this.

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Diving mode activated.'

See you at the bottom!

Hopefully, SASS will tell us.

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Cheese.' That's odd.

'Origin - unknown.' Cheese?! That is so weird.

And super weird that it can't tell us where it's from.

Hey, droney,

can you take this sample to Toby for further analysis?

ALEX GASPS Oh, no!

What is it now?

I have an ecology lecture, and we're still in Maui!

Made it back with two minutes to spare.

Got to run! Why is the moon orange?

BEEPING

Now's your chance to fix

that awkward mess from this morning.

On it. Glitterstar, hey! Over here!

Glitterstar's so upset, she won't even talk to me.

You've got to go over there and make it right.

Hey, G-Star.

Looking as strong as an oak there. GLITTERSTAR: Shh!

Hey, can I talk to you?

Actually, I need to talk to you, too. Uh...

Oh, but... Hey, I know how much you need your quiet time,

you artistic types, so I'll catch you later.

Let's go this way, Delphine.

'I've got the cheesy results.' You have a talking bag?

That's so chic, Clover. LAUGHS

No, no, it's not chic. You know who's chic?

Glitterstar.

Huh?

Can we hurry this along, Tobes?

My ecology lecture is just about to start.

'In the bushes?' Yeah, well, that'll happen

when you blast out of my bag at the academy.

CHUCKLES 'I like to keep you on your toes.

'So, while the cheese asteroid came from space,

'it originated in France - Paris, to be exact.'

Um, that makes no sense.

Paris is literally the only place in France that doesn't make cheese.

What? I know Paris.

'Clover is exactly right.

'WOOHP has also been getting strange reports from Paris about...'

'The Eiffel Tower. I need you to get there asap.

'Vite! Vite!'

We're on it, Zer. What about my ecology lecture?!

Uh, you heard Zer - Paris needs us. ALEX SIGHS

ALL: Whoa!

So, that explains why the moon was so orange today.

It's being turned into a giant wedge of space cheese!

The moon! What's happening?!

We need to stop this before it's too late.

Time for Toby's new and improved magnetic boots.

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! Yikes!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh, no - tripwire! CREAKING

Giant cheese graters?!

This villain really likes a theme. ALL: Huh?

ALL COUGH Ew! Ooh, that's ripe.

So good, non?

I use only the best finely-aged Camembert

to power my fermented fromage flyer.

CLOVER COUGHS If that's the best,

I'd hate to smell the worst.

Hmph!

In no time,

the moon will finally be turned into the world's finest moon fromage.

DRONES BEEP

OMG, I've got it! You're so right, droney.

The moon controls the tide,

so messing with the moon messes with the oceans.

The moon won't cheese itself.

Can we hurry this along, s'il vous plait?

And when this cheese ball turned the moon into moon cheese,

the tides went haywire.

This is no ordinary fromage.

This is the universe's finest, most special,

and most expensive fromage ever!

Hey, what's the moon ever done to you?

Hmph!

I was once the world-famous cheese artisan

Jacques Montague!

But then people started making

those dreadful tofu tasting platters. Eurgh!

Now you buy them at the grocery store.

Well, no more!

Jacques Montague's fromage is now only available on the moon.

Then... how do people try it?

Like this!

CHUCKLES EVILLY

GRATERS BEEP

ALL: Whoa!

BUTTON BEEPS, HE CHUCKLES EVILLY

ALL COUGH Ew!

Goodbye, les fromage fiends!

ALL GRUNT, COMPOWDER BEEPS

Oh, Glitterstar's messaged me!

"Old friends, new friends Time together, time apart

"When does a new friendship really start?"

Erm, is that good or bad?

SAM GRUNTS Sorry, can't poetry now.

Kind of in a crunch.

ALL: Whoa!

Wait, the lemon-scented solid-iron hair gel!

I'm going to use it to shut this thing down

before we're all Swiss cheese.

Clover! Hurry, Clover!

I'm trying. I'm trying!

GRUNTS

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa!

EXPLOSION

Yay! Way to go, Clover!

ALL GRUNT

DRONES BEEP

ALL PANT

'Argh! No-one, especially not some troublemakers,

'will stop Jacques Montague!'

Where are you right now?

'Quoi?! On the moon!

'Haven't you heard a word I've said?'

LAUGHS EVILLY

'Au revoir.'

LAUGHS EVILLY

Time to resist the power of gravity, spies!

Ooh!

Eeh! Hyah!

SAM PANTS Hyah! Oh!

GRUMBLES

Don't get your lasers all in a curdle, Jacques.

Arretez!

Fromage is serious business! BUTTON BEEPS

Phew! That was close. CLOVER SIGHS

Looks like Jacques got tired of our cheesy jokes.

RUMBLING Or he had something else in mind.

RUMBLING, PANICKED CHATTER

LAUGHS EVILLY

DRONE BEEPS

GASPS

Oh, no! Droney!

SCREAMING

Mmm! Delicious!

Huh?

Huh?!

Whoa! Hang in there, droney.

We'll get you a new antenna and have you back to normal in no time.

We have to stop Jacques before he cheeses off all of Paris,

but how?

I don't know! But first, we need to neutralise this cannon.

FRANTIC BEEPING

Oh, magnifique! Mm, c'est triomphant!

FRANTIC BEEPING

CANNON POWERS DOWN

ALL: Phew!

Ah! Let's go bigger, then. BUTTON BEEPS

THUNDER RUMBLES

ALL: Whoa!

ALARM BLARES

'Ha-ha, my little friends! Didn't expect that, huh?'

SAM GASPS

Toby, we need you to navigate the drones

and reactivate the moon cheese laser.

I'm on it, Sammy. Sending in the code now.

DRONES WHISTLE: 'La Marseillaise'

'Huh? Oh!'

SPIES CHEER, JACQUES GRUMBLES

Bon fromage, Jacques!

Argh!

JACQUES GROANS

This cage is made of chhurpi, the world's hardest fromage.

There is no escaping now! SOBS

Unhand me, you unrefined bunch!

Argh!

I have a feeling he'll still find a way to be cheesy.

Jacques Montague won't be getting many cheese platters

in the WOOHP penitentiary. GIGGLES

Great job, spies.

Thank you to the moon and back for saving the Earth.

Now to finally see what all the fromage fuss is about.

So, what do you think?

This moon cheese is definitely NOT the Brie's knees.

LAUGHTER

LIQUID POURS

OMG! Glitterstar's so upset by my friendship with Delphine,

she can't even pour bubble tea properly.

Glitterstar spills tea on me all the time.

I'm going to fix this right now.

Glitterstar, I'm so sorry for hanging up on you

and being weird during your supes-flex moves.

Glitterstar? Hello?

If you don't want me to be friends with Delphine,

just say the word.

Our friendship comes first.

Oh! Hey, Clover. GLITTERSTAR SIGHS

I was just trying out a new standing meditation.

GLITTERSTAR SIGHS I feel great.

You do?! But what about avoiding me and then sending me weird texts?

Oh! You thought it was about me and you?

Uh, yeah! Who else would it be about?

Uh, me and Delphine.

I know Delphine was your friend first,

but are you cool if we hang out together tonight,

just the two of us?

GLASS SMASHES

Hi! Ready, Glitterstar? Ready as a hot pastry.

Thank you for introducing me to your super cool friends, Clover,

especially Glitterstar.

Later, gators!

What?!

Well, they are so going to miss me. You watch. They'll be right back.

Are they coming back?

Come back!

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