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♪ Their mission Save the world

♪ Fight any crime And evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

GOAT BLEATS Huh?

BLEATING

Aw!

Hey, little guy, are you lost? Where's your mama?

GOATS BLEAT, HE GASPS

Whoa! I'm not your mama.

ECHOING: Help!

BLEATING

WHISTLE BLOWS

Go Alex! You're the best!

THEY GROAN, YAWN

Why... did we get up... this early again?

SAM YAWNS

For her.

Hey, girls.

Thought you might need a little pick-me-up bubble tea.

THEY SIGH

BOTH: We love you, we love you, we love you...

What is she doing?!

Hey! Alex! Hand it over!

Hey! PANTING

ALEX SCREAMS

Victory!

Oh, no, Alex...

THEY GROAN

Congrats, Alex! Great race!

Alex! What are you doing?!

Oops. I guess I got carried away. ALEX GIGGLES

It's a relay race! You can't win it on your own.

Sorry, coach, but I was so far ahead!

I don't think you realise how fast I...

What?

Oh, look! Someone's running away with the pole vault.

Huh?

Whoa...

COACH GROWLS

SCREAMING

Ooh!

Great timing, Zerlina. Can you believe coach Zhang?

I'm glad it's a convenient moment. No time for a nap, Clover...

Whoa! Oh. SHE CHUCKLES

Listen up. Several snowboarding champions have disappeared

at an international competition in Switzerland.

Yesterday, John Keller, the world champion,

vanished during his practice.

ALEX GASPS John Keller? Oh, no! I love him!

He's got the best moves!

AS JOHN: Yeah... GRUNTS

Save those moves for Saint Moritz.

You're going undercover as a competitor.

Sam and Clover will be your coach and manager.

Uh... Zer, do you think that's a good idea?

Alex is kinda... ALEX GRUNTING

...not the most subtle right now.

Don't worry. She won't be the only agent on the slopes.

WOOHP Australia has already sent agent Blaine to be...

CLOVER GASPS Did you say "Blaine"?!

Now you're awake?

Blaine will be another undercover snowboard competitor.

Awesome. We can race together.

Keep the adrenaline for the mission, Alex.

Now let's talk gadgets.

YELPS

Oops, sorry.

HISSING

I was testing my new ice ray. SHIVERING

Is that you?

What? No, it's...

Yep. Definitely you.

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Who wants some gadgets?

Uh... BEEPING

Look at that super MIC - the mega-insulated chapka

that can keep you warm in any situation.

Oh! It's super soft.

Like Blaine's hair. Ahem, sure...

This chapka will not only keep you warm,

but at max power, it'll melt anything.

Including metal, so be careful. Oh...

Hi, Blaine.

How's spy life in Australia treating you?

AS BLAINE: Hi, Clover, good. I love beaches and sunshine.

OK...

Next, we have the super-tracto, retracto-shoe snowshoes,

with uber-resistant grab-and-go nets...

...in the toe.

Then there's heat-seeking snow goggles.

10,000-times magnification. Whoa!

But you must de-zoom before moving, otherwise...

SAM SCREAMS That happens?

And finally, the hybrid SB 600, an intelligent snowboard

with trajectory correction and booster

that can turn into a snow scooter.

Totally chill! So cool! Nice work, Toby!

And now it's time to slide.

THEY SCREAM

ALL: Wow!

Yay!

And John had to forfeit. Can you believe that?

That's John's coach over there. That's so unfair!

Huh? And who are you?

Just what you're looking for. A replacement for John on the team.

COACH LAUGHS Yeah, sure (!)

ALEX GROWLS Ahem!

Pleasure to finally meet you, man.

CRUNCH, HE GRUNTS

SAM CHUCKLES

Ahem, I'm Samuela Hive, Alex... Alexa's coach.

AS GANGSTER: She's the Blue Ice West Coast champion.

We heard about your... situation.

Why is she talking like a gangster?

Is this a joke?

Look. Listen, the way I see it,

you either forfeit again or find another snowboarder.

Alex... SAM COUGHS

Alexa is your only hope. Check her stats. Come on.

Hmm... I do want to maintain the team's score,

but be careful - it's not safe out there.

Yeah, mind the dahu. SPIES: The dah-who?!

A legendary mountain goat.

Got short legs on one side

so it can move faster in the mountains.

I saw it during practice.

Let's prepare for your slalom. But Coach...!

See you at the race, Alexa. I know what I saw!

Something weird is going on.

Hm... according to Zerlina's coordinates,

John was last seen up there.

Race you!

SNOWBOARD REVS, THEY GROAN

Clover!

Come on, Clover, what are you doing?

I'm looking for Blai... uh, clues, obviously!

SAM GROANS Guys, I found tracks.

Oh, I'm on fire today!

Look - the footprints seem deeper on one side.

ALEX GASPS

Do you think Anthony was right about the dahu?

Aw! They must be so cute.

The footprints stop here. Huh?

What's that? Weird. I'll send it to Toby.

Argh, no signal up here! I...

Blaine! Uh-oh.

Blaine!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Amazing!

Blaine!

Clover! Blaine!

Clover!

Blaine!

Ouch! Oof!

BOTH: Aw... Oh!

Nice ride, Clover. CLOVER GIGGLES

Hey, Blaine. Great to see you.

Hi, guys, how are you?

Oh, you know, fighting baddies

and kicking your butt in the next heat!

How about you? Seen anything suspicious?

Riders are freaking out. They don't wanna win.

I think they're afraid they'll get kidnapped.

Hmm... but now that you won this heat...

you're the one at risk.

Oh! I'll protect you

from all the evil goats in the world, Blaine!

Well, that's really sweet.

What's that about a goat now?

Aw, Blainey, you're so adorbs. I knew you'd need our help!

HORN BLARES That's the bell for the next heat.

Ready to race?

Why do I feel like you're missing the point?

CHEERING

Psst, Alex - give me your spot,

I need to protect Blaine from evil goaties.

Please!

No way. This is my competition!

I mean... mission.

It's too tough of a ride for you anyway.

What?! I too can slide on a plank, Alex.

It's not rocket science. Don't worry Clover, I'll be fine.

I'm a top-notch spy.

I mean, snowboarder. HE CHUCKLES

Come on, Clover.

ALEX EXHALES

WHISPERS: We'll keep a close eye on Blaine, OK?

HORN BLARES

Blaine! Clover, stop! Come back!

Blaine! I'm coming! Not THAT close an eye.

Whoo! Wow! All right, you got this!

CLOVER SQUEALS, SAM SIGHS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow! Can anyone join in?

Clover! Come back!

Whoa!

SAM GRUNTS, SIGHS

Guess it IS harder than rocket science.

Uh-oh... Blaine's disappeared.

What? No! I'm sure you're overreact...

Blaine!

HORN BLARES

Woohoo! Guys, did you see that?

ANNOUNCER: The winner is... Alexa Blue!

GOAT BLEATS

Hm... Hm.

Blaine's gone. We have to find him now!

CLOVER GRUNTS

I can't live without him! Oh...

Well, you've kind of been managing OK so far.

And we've got a bigger problem.

Alex, you're the new leader. You're gonna be bait.

ALEX LAUGHS Bring it on, goaties.

I'm so fast, no-one can stop me. And I'll save Blainey.

Uh... we can also just do our job and solve the mission?

No? OK. Well, just saying.

We're not gonna find Blaine by watching Alex fake practising.

Whoa! Clover! You OK?

BLEATING Huh?

SHE GASPS, BLEATING

Aw! Hello, sweet baby!

Wait... are you an evil goaty? BLEATS

Uh-oh.

ALEX SCREAMS, THEY GASP

Huh?

She's disappeared. Come on! She can't be that far,

Look - goat footprints.

This fur keeps bugging it.

Wow, that fake fur looks so real.

Do you think it's recyclable polyester?

How do you know it's fake?

Come on, Sam. I've pet goats before.

You're right. It's got some metallic component.

Meaning...

Somebody created fake goats to lure snowboarders away?

That's so random. Maybe not.

Let's track those footprints.

Alex! Blaine! Where are you?!

Where am I? SHE SCREAMS

METALLIC BLEATING Whoa, you're not cute at all!

I wouldn't go upsetting my herd of dahus.

They're such sensitive creatures, and very loyal.

Piper Maverick,

the cheating snowboard champion who lost his title?!

How dare you? You... amateur!

I'm a better champion than you'll ever be.

And everyone else! Oh, no way!

You used an unapproved high-tech snowboard. So?

Is it my fault if I'm smarter?

Anyway, I've BROUGHT all the champions here

so I can show the world who's the true champ.

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

Sure sounds like a cheater move.

And now I'm going to put your little meddling self on ice

and add you to my champions collection!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

SHE WHIMPERS

DRONE WHISTLES

Hm... I think we have a problem.

Wait - you too, Droney?

DRONE WHISTLES AND BEEPS

There must be a link.

Oh! Hot, hot, hot!

Look, Clover - the drone's picked up a signal.

That's one way to find a secret hideout.

THEY GASP

Creepy. They're alive but frozen.

Blaine! What have these goats done to you?!

Wait, where's Alex? And where's that defrost button?

I'll get you out of there, Blaine!

Clover, check this out.

The magnetic signal is way stronger here.

I think the whole place is made of some kind of intelligent metal.

There must be a control room somewhere.

ALEX STRAINS

You're not gonna turn me into a popsicle!

SHE STRAINS, HE GASPS

METALLIC BLEATING

Get her!

Yes! PANTING

Whoa! Oh! So you wanna go for a ride?

SHE YELLS, HE CACKLES

Hey, that's cheating!

You'd never beat me in a real competition.

Oh, ja? Well, this is your lucky day.

I'm not gonna freeze you.

I'm gonna beat you instead.

Let the competition begin. Eh?

Introducing my dream team!

BEEPING Is that a good beep or a bad beep?

Both. Someone is activating the chambers.

Look - the temperature is going up.

Maybe I can track the active signal to hack the main system from here.

Blaine! Huh? Wha...?

Clover! Blaine!

Blaine, no! Stay here!

THEY YELP

That guy Alex is racing must be behind this whole screwball set-up.

MAN SCREAMS

I added some real competition onto the slope!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER No-one's gonna beat me!

MAN SCREAMS

Blaine, no!

Clover! HE SCREAMS

Why? Is five more seconds too much to ask?

THUDDING

METALLIC BLEATING

You guys are really starting to get my goat.

THEY GASP, BLEATING

GRUNTING

YELLING, GRUNTS

We're supposed to catch him, not overtake him, Alex!

PIPER CACKLES

PIPER CACKLES

A little help, Alex?

As soon as I crush this cheater.

BLEATING FADES

SHE SQUEAKS

I can win this!

You mean, catch him? Sure, that too.

This ends now!

THEY SCREAM, PIPER LAUGHS

Hey, not fair! Ha-ha! You lose, I win.

METALLIC BLEATING

Argh! I gotta crack this code.

Just keep an eye on the d...

Yeah! You did it, Sammy!

SHE SIGHS Oops.

Please don't say "oops".

Looks like the system has a protection mode,

and... a giant snowball is gonna be released in...

THUDDING

Oh, no! I'm coming, Blaine!

Blaine!

That's one way to do it.

Blaine!

Blaine!

Uh-oh.

ALEX GASPS No!

Ha-ha! Your friends are paying the price

for messing with my system.

Now you have no choice but to lose! MANIACAL LAUGHTER

It's never losing to save your friends.

So sorry, guys. I got carried away. Maybe a little.

Now let's go get that goat cheater.

Who's the winner? Piper! Piper!

Remind you of someone, Alex? I said I was sorry.

But I know how I... WE can stop him. Blaine, can you make a ramp?

BLAINE GRUNTS

ALEX GRUNTS

PIPER SNARLS

PIPER YELPS, GROWLS

PIPER LAUGHS

Gotcha! Best cheater.

Good job, spies.

Can't believe this guy went that far for a competition.

Yeah... who does that? It was a team effort, as always.

Hey, where are Clover and Blaine?

Well, it's been...

A ride. HE YELPS

Blaine!

HE GRUNTS

I lov...

SHE SIGHS Well, guess it wasn't meant to be.

BLEATING

THEY YAWN

How did Alex convince her coach

to let her participate again? WHISTLE BLOWS

PANTING

BOTH: Way to go, Alex!

You're doing great!

Go on! Can you go any faster?! Go on!

THEY LAUGH At least she's got team spirit now.

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