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♪ Their mission

♪ Save the world

♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

BIRDS CHIRPING

CLATTER

YAWNS

BABY LAUGHS

Ooh! I love adorable babies.

SHE SCREAMS

CAR ALARMS SCREECH, COUGHING

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

BABIES GIGGLING

GROANING

Here's your tea, Alex. Ahhh!

Oops! I think I lost some.

Um... yeah! It's on the floor.

What happened to your foot? Are you OK?

I twisted it while doing a performance piece

I call Baby Birds.

BIRDSONG

Argh!

Oh... oh... oh...

Ow!

Right. Glitterstar, you have to go home and rest your foot!

I can't. It's Terrible Toddler Tuesday.

Terrible Toddler Tuesday?

Every Tuesday, a huge toddler and caregiver group

completely takes over the cafe.

They are terrible!

Yeah, got that from the name.

I can cover for you! I don't have any classes today.

I don't know, Alex. They can be very demanding.

I'm an athlete! I thrive on challenge.

Besides, it's not like taking penalty kicks

in the last 90 seconds of a game.

Lemme guess. We're talking soccer again?

Penalties are not for the faint-hearted!

Cooing at some adorable tykes will be a piece of cake.

OK, but the minute anything gets out of control...

Promise I'll call!

Wow, Glitterstar sure is good at her job. Hope I can keep up.

Not everything's a competition. Until you make it one.

Bring on the bubbles!

SAM AND CLOVER: Wow!

Only 26 seconds this time!

CLAMOUR

CHATTER, BABIES CRYING

Excuse me! Ma'am! DEMANDS OVERLAP

Miss! Miss! Where's my jasmine tea? Miss! Miss! It's too hot in here!

How about I just open a window?

BABY GURGLES

Oh, no!

Oh! Gotcha!

Hey, everyone! There's a special on toys down the street.

It's so special... they're free! Free toys?!

Free toys? Oh, all right, let's go!

EXCITED CHATTER

Glitterstar wasn't kidding.

That was intense! I just need a second to rest.

ALL SCREAM

What is THAT?

Something so cute!

No wonder kids love it. Ahem!

Who has time to play with baby toys

when there's an important mission?

Exactly right, Alex.

We've been getting reports

of large sinkholes appearing all over Singapore.

ALL: Whoa! Take cover!

Whoa! Wah! Save me!

A few more tremors like that,

and WOOHP World could be severely compromised.

A few more tremors like that,

and my stomach could be severely compromised.

I need you to find out who or what is causing all this chaos.

On it, Zer! After today, I'm an expert at dealing with chaos.

Great. Now onto the gadgets.

ALL GASP Wow!

Oh! Uh! Ooh!

What do you ladies think

of my new boots?

Oh, my gosh! Not only are they super-stylish, Tobes,

they're the hot new heel height of the season. I know, right?

They were inspired

by the super-trendy spy fashion house, Vadaprucci.

I am obsessed with Vada...

RUMBLING Argh! Ooh-oh!

If I had known we'd be dealing with tremors like these,

I would've made these boots flats.

Not the first time we've saved the world in high heels, Tobes.

The shoes are delightful.

But we must focus, before WOOHP World literally cracks in half.

For today's mission,

we've got the giant souped-up soap bubble balloon maker...

Whoa! Now with 60% more bubble.

Impressive bubbles. And I should know.

Hmph! The incredi-shrink compact hair dryer

that plugs right into my hand.

Um... Oh, right!

It also runs on batteries.

And the shrinking won't harm a thing.

Not even at a molecular level.

And finally,

the all-weather umbrella comes in a range of colours

to match your stylish new magni-boots...

which are loaded with so many neodymium magnets,

you can literally walk up any surface.

We are lightyears ahead of your first-gen suction cups, ladies.

Now, off you go!

Holy-moley! That's a big hole.

There's no evidence of digging equipment

or an asteroid or a comet impact.

What on earth... or space... could be causing it?

Whatever it is, I need to get back.

I only closed the cafe for five minutes! Look!

There's something down there.

Go get it, drony!

DRONE BEEPS

It looks like a baby pacifier,

but it's covered in some kind of weird slime.

I think that's just baby drool.

Uh... ew!

Drony, we need you to take this pacifier to WOOHP for analysis.

DRONE: Uh-uh!

I'm with drony. No way I'd touch that gross thing either!

I know it's gross, but pretty please?

I'll programme an electric wing massage for you later? Hmm?

DRONE AGREES

ALL: Whoa! Hole up! There's more sinkholes?!

BABIES GURGLE

ALARM BOOMS

Oh! Level 1 breach alert! I repeat... Level 1 breach alert!

ALARM STOPS

Ah, that's better.

Yuck!

CONCERNED MURMURING

Oh, no! Look!

Whoa!

I feel like a toddler just learning how to walk!

Time to activate the magni-boots!

CROWD CHEERING Way to go! Thank you so much!

Mmm, this toddler smells like sweet lychee.

Wait... Sweet lychee?!

MUSICAL BEEPING Oh! It's Glitterstar!

She wants to know how it's going at the cafe.

Oh! What should I tell her?!

Tell her you've got your hands full of toddlers,

which is the truth!

BABIES FUSS

BABIES GIGGLE

It's almost like the toys...

No time for that now, Alex!

We've gotta get these tiny tots out of here! Ooh!

SHE SCREAMS

APPRECIATIVE MURMURS

Ow, ow, ow-eee!

Sticky fingers and awesomely stylish hair don't mix!

If we don't do something, we are gonna crash!

Time to rein in these rambunctious rugrats!

Way to improvise, Sammy!

CROWD CHEERS Thank you so much!

Yay!

You want this? Here's your duckie, you little...

That duck's gone quackers! It's shattering everything!

Ah-ha! I knew it!

It's the toys that are causing all this terrible toddler chaos!

We have to get these terrible toddler toys away

from these tiny tots before this town is totally totalled!

MUSICAL BEEPING

'We found a microchip in the pacifier

'that seems to be linked to a factory mainframe

'right here in Singapore.

'Aww! So cute!'

Toby, focus!

'Right... sorry!

'Anyway, the pacifier seems to magnify

'the babies' sucking movement,

'making it so strong, it can trigger a sinkhole!'

So it's the pacifiers causing all the sink holes?

'Totally! Not to mention the threat from the earthquake rattles

'and tectonic-plate-parting teething rings.

'We don't know how much longer WOOHP World can hang on.

'Hurry, spies!'

We're on it, Zer!

CROWD CHEERING

ALEX STRAINS

Not another locked door!

Ohhh! I gotta get back.

What if Glitterstar gets fired because of me?

When a door locks, a window opens!

Whoa!

Yikes! Uh?

What the...?

These mega-toys

make the earthquake rattles and sinkhole pacifiers

look like child's play!

Last time I checked, babies were small.

So why is everything biggie-sized?

Ooh, a production line would really speed up

my production of bubble teas!

Alex, stop! It might be a...

...big ole spy trap.

Oh, no! We've been play-penned!

So not nice seeing you spies again.

Cyberchac?! Huh! Should've guessed the baby all along was YOU!

What are you gonna do, Cyberchac -

cuddle us to death with these sweet stuffies?

Oh, there's nothing scarier than a pretty unicorn (!)

EVIL LAUGHTER

That's where you're wrong!

There's nothing scarier than a toddler tantrum.

Huh! Lived it.

No argument here!

There is one thing worse than that...

A cry-baby like you taking over the world?

No! Giant toddlers armed with my oversized terrible toys!

They'll break this city apart.

Then I'll finally find your precious WOOHP World.

Mm, yeah.

Not surprised an emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator

would understand toddlers so much.

Huh?! Sweet dreams, spies!

SPIES GASP

More like a giant crib mobile nightmare!

See you at WOOHP World... not! LAUGHS EVILLY

Is it me or does it suddenly feel like rain?

The all-weather umbrella! Great thinking, Sammy!

Three is always better than one. Which is basically our motto!

That was super close. We need to stop Cyberchac!

Yeah! People need their afternoon bubbles.

Uh, Alex?

They also don't want their homes or families

falling into giant sink holes.

Oh... that too. But how do we get outta here?

RUMBLING

Looks like we're running out of time! Dronies?

Hey, drones! Think you can work together and unlock the crib door?

ALL: No! The drones!

ALARM BLARING This is a Level 4 breach alert!

WOOHP World, please make your way to the nearest protection zone.

RAPID BEEPING

My drone! It's not responding! Working on it. Oh! Got it!

DRONE WHIRRS

So glad to see you, drony!

Think you can handle one last mission?

Yay! Drony hacked into the mainframe!

BOTH: Way to go, buddy!

Now to open the crib door...

Uh... whoopsie!

Wrong button. HORSE NEIGHS

ALL: Dronies!

Come on! Time to stop Cyberchac!

Toby is tracking the source of the tremors this way.

BABY GURGLES

SPIES: Whoa!

Giant baby cakes!

Cyberchac wasn't kidding - that is one massive toddler.

Uh? Pwetty!

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

Lotsa yikes around here! Where is Cyberchac?

He has to be around here somewhere.

Looking for me?

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

BABY GURGLES

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

Looks like Cyberchac's using the craters

to chomp his way into WOOHP!

You two handle the supersized toddler

while I handle the giant baby.

Cyberchac! Oh, right.

Totes on it.

GURGLES

No-no-no-no-no squishy-squish! Hey, I know!

We can use the incredi-shrink compact hair dryer

to shrink this big boy down to size. Huh? Argh!

Incoming baby butt, Clo!

Bonky-bonk! BURPS

BOTH: Ugh! Giant baby spittle!

It smells like sour milk!

Pwetty!

Sammy definitely got the better assignment.

Mwah! Pwetty!

Aww! But we got all the nub.

I'd catch your kiss, if my hands weren't baby-glued to this pole.

Even though this baby could really take care of us,

it's still the cutest thing I've ever seen!

DUCK SQUEAKS

Why are you guys hanging around? Very funny.

Please get us down!

BOTH: Woo-hoo!

If you'll excuse me, it's time to dig up a baddie!

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

You can't dig your way out of this one, Cyberchac!

Huh? Grr!

BEEPING Uh!

Ohh! Baby-zilla!

BABY GURGLES

Uh?!

If only we had something to distract him!

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

I've had bubbles on the brain all day!

Bub-bub-bubbles! It's working!

He's totally distracted by the bub-bub-bubbles.

Time for baby's first blow-out!

Ooh!

BABY BABBLES

Oh, my baby! Thank you so much!

Mommy! Tank you.

Aw, you're welcome, sweetie pie.

One giant baby down-sized... and one to go!

HORN BLARES

Once more into the breach!

We're not going down without a fight!

TWINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

SHE GASPS

CYBERCHAC: No!

That's the thing about bubbles - they always go up!

GIGGLES Pop goes the Cyberchac!

We really "dig" you, Sammy! ALL: Huh?!

Great work, spies.

ALL GASP Oh, no!

Where's Cyberchac? He was right there!

Cyberchac is definitely the most slippery villain

we've ever faced, but he can't evade us forever.

All right, calm down, everybody...

Oh, thank goodness you're OK!

Speaking of slippery... where's Alex?

Ah, Miss, again! We're out of napkins!

OVERLAPPING DEMANDS

ALEX SOBS This is a disaster!

Miss! Glitterstar will never forgive me

for messing things up so badly.

It's OK. Remember what you said earlier?

Um... that babies smell like sweet lychee?

No, the other thing.

Oh, right! That three is always better than one?

Which is basically our motto!

CONTENTED MURMURING

Uh... what's going on? Now you're ALL working at the cafe?

Not our fault it took three of us to do your job, Glitterstar.

Not everyone's as super mega-talented as you.

Aww! Thanks, you guys!

My balloon art?! What happened?

Uh... I can explain...

Say no more. Told you those Tuesday toddlers are terrible!

SPIES: No argument here! Welcome back, baby!

And no more bird baths!

We don't want you to fly the coop again!

ALL: Best friends ever!

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