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♪ Their mission

♪ Save the world

♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win!

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

MAN: 'Climbing at 46 degrees. Plus ten.'

I'm gonna nail this test.

Uh-uh-uh!

Phew! 'Altitude lost.

'Minus ten.' Huh!

W-W-What's happening to the simulation dome?

Aargh!

'Zero points. Training terminated.

'Re-education assigned.'

Totally loving Lakshmi! She's like a total girl boss!

And who doesn't love a holiday full of shopping, eating, and...

ALL: ..controlled explosions!

Go, Diwali! Squee!

I mean, there is more to Diwali than fireworks and fashion.

But it's definitely the most stylish holiday of the year!

Speaking of stylish... where's Clover?

CLOVER: E equals MC squared.

Ha! Hy-ah!

Conakry is the capital of... Guinea!

Whoo! Huh! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

SHE SIGHS Distractions are bad.

Oh, there's my other sparkly sequin strappy sandal!

No! Focus is good.

Huh!

Clover, what's going on?

You're acting kinda... intense.

Uh, yeah! Did you not hear what Zerlina said last week?

So last season.

A gadget should be judged for what it does, not how it looks!

SHE WHIMPERS

Zerlina might as well have stuck a sign saying "ditsy" on my back.

She'd never think that about you.

So, I got this awesome new perfume...

SHE GASPS

THEY CHUCKLE

CLOVER GIGGLES Um...

Isn't that the perfume atomiser stun spray?

I had to miss a mission while I thawed out,

like a frozen chick-turkey.

But now I'm gonna be focused, super sharp

and a huge fan of ugly gadgets.

You are a strong, independent vacuum cleaner,

and you are loved.

OK. But what about the Diwali party tonight? Aren't you coming?

Can't. Our next mission could be any minute. I have to prepare.

Huh!

Now, that's what I call an airhead.

Welcome, agents. Eat up, girls.

I'm counting on you three to bring the energy

for WOOHP World's annual training day.

We get to use the all-terrain simulator dome? Awesome!

I promise you, I - uh, WE - will absolutely crush this test!

Ha! SMASH

ALL GASP

Nothing Toby can't fix in his Fab Lab.

Every year, training goes off without a hitch, until now.

Even my veteran agents have been failing.

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Stay back, there's a briefing in progress.'

I swept the building for bugs, boss.

I found some suspicious worms. Ew!

Ugh! Obviously,

I've been overlooking weaknesses in my team for far too long.

Well, not any more. Be warned, spies.

GULPS

ALL GASP

The all-terrain simulator dome is not for the faint of heart.

Yep, even I'm spooked by the dome's tests,

and I programmed them.

Ever used an AR headset before?

Augmented reality means that you can see what's really happening,

and you see digital images on top of reality.

ALEX SQUEALS

Aw! Who's a good puppy?

Super realistic, Tobes!

So the obstacles we'll be training with aren't real?

That would be too easy.

They'll seem real once inside.

The dome creates the environment,

and the headsets create digital enemies.

Hey! He bit me!

BARKS

Clover!

Grr!

The simulator can't actually harm you.

But the augmented reality will make you think

that you feel everything.

Your goal will be to defeat the simulations to pass the test.

Hy-ah! Whoo!

SHE SIGHS Gadgets, Toby.

I've randomly selected some classic WOOHP gadgets

from the archive for your training day -

the scanner bio-lab watch, the exploding lipstick,

the go-glo-retracto-elasto yo-yo, and the...

Reverse-polarising hair clip!

My favourite... cos useful is never last season, right?

With so many spies flunking, I need all hands on deck.

Follow me.

You too, Toby. HE SIGHS

I can't believe it. I never do active agent training!

I know! What a perfect opportunity to prove yourself to Zerlina.

Now, one more thing - no marigolds inside,

or pompoms, or puffy, fuzzy fluff of any kind.

Shmagi is... not a fan of fluff.

SPIES GASP

Whoa!

Argh! Avian invasion!

SQUAWKS

Uh, Clover, since when can penguins fly?

Total simulation.

Grr!

And so life-like. Hey!

Hello, spies.

ALL: Jerry?!

I see you've met our newest agent.

Whoa! Total hair commercial.

The name's Ramesh. It means "brave and strong".

And this is Sam, Toby, Alex and...

Clover?

No... cute... distractions... today.

Good luck, agents! And thanks for the race, Ramesh.

But you'll have to let the boss win some day, eh?

SHMAGI: Former boss.

I heard that, Shmagi.

Delighted.

So... floofy.

Ahem! BOTH MEN LAUGH

Good luck, spies. Shmagi.

Ta-ta!

Ahem! Shall we proceed?

Welcome to the combat zone. Each agent starts with 100 points.

And marks will be taken away for mistakes.

If your score reaches zero... It's desk duty time!

Oh, come on! I wasn't ready!

A top agent is always ready.

OPPONENT SCREAMS

SHMAGI: 'Below the belt. Minus ten.'

Grr! No!

Time for a controlled kaboom.

SPIES SCREAM 'Explosive espionage.

'Plus five.' Yay!

Let's go. Come on!

Grr!

What the...? Whoa, whoa, whoa! 'Altitude lost.

'Low score.'

'Battle completed.' Woo-hoo!

ALL: Yes!

Hey, where's Toby?

Toby lost his balance

and failed today's training. RAMESH SNIGGERS

Hmm! I wonder if someone got to Toby when his guard was down?

A spy must always watch their back.

What?!

Ow! 'Sneak attack. Minus 40.'

Oh! So not fair!

The challenge was over, Agent Shmagi.

Oh... was it? Our enemies never rest.

Grr!

Sorry about the test, Tobes. Hey, is your arm detecting something?

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Covert equipment detected.'

This is WOOHP World, Einstein.

The whole complex is covert equipment.

Aw. Beepy arm must be broken.

Maybe I can find an engineer to fix it?

Is he OK? He looks pretty...

WHOA!

SHMAGI: 'And now, the zero-G escape room.

'You must repair a fault in the deflector shield before impact.'

THEY SQUEAL

The control box. Come on! We need to find the key.

BEEPING

Yes. Ha!

Those bonus points are mine. I'll blast it open.

ALL: Whoa!

No! 'Hull breach. Minus 100.'

Argh!

Whoa!

Well, at least the hole is plugged.

Now, where are the instructions?

And why are they in hieroglyphs? This simulation is going rogue.

Can't we, like, switch it off and on again?

OK. It's...

...the yellow wire!

'Space station saved.

'Plus 40.'

ALL WHOOP

Congratulations, spies.

You saved the day.

Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Agent Ramesh,

who will be re-assigned to desk duty.

Good. He totally sabotaged us!

Really? Sounds like this Ramesh guy needs an attitude adjustment.

Wow! Is my hair always this...

Floofy?

MUSICAL BEEPING

'Tea break time, agents. Join us in the canteen for a samosa?'

OK. It's official.

Something is totally not right about training day.

Seriously, these impossible tests are pushing agents over the edge.

'I'm surprised at you, Sam.

'The training is supposed to be hard.

'I know Shmagi has high standards...

'He was a brilliant field agent!

'That was, until...

'Yes. Such a shame, really.

'You can do it, can't you, girls?'

Of course! Total piece of cake.

Urgh!

And I guess we're investigating this on our own.

Unless Toby can help?

If something's up with these simulator tests,

I'm sure he can fix it.

This is so weird, guys.

It's like I've forgotten everything about beepy arms

and click-clack boxes.

Uh, do you mean computers?

BEEPING

Hello, awesome shiny arm. Pleased to meet you.

I like your beeping sounds.

But I'm not sure about these fancy glasses.

BEEPING STOPS Hmm!

Toby's officially joined the list of totally ditsy WOOHP agents.

Wait a minute. The beeping's stopped!

Tobes, can you put your fancy glasses back on, just for a sec?

Fancy glasses on. BEEPING

There's something fishy about Toby's headset.

Something's inside the headgear!

ALARM BLARES

Argh!

OMG, my visor is stuck!

What?! What's going on?

Who turned on the simulator?

EVIL LAUGHTER

I did, of course!

ALL: Agent Shmagi?!

You've done well.

But you're still no match for WOOHP's greatest spy.

SAM: Uh... former spy, more like!

What?! It's called a career break!

Shmagi has always been a winner -

a spy, an engineer,

inventor of the ultra fluff'n'tickle cotton balls

for swaddling double agents.

My only mistake?

Getting too close to the work!

PRISONER LAUGHS

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

A glittering career...

ended by ridiculous, fabulous fluff!

Next thing, Jerry cast me out of paradise,

and into spy education.

Ew! But when everyone fails my devilishly hard tests,

Zerlina will have to put me back in the field.

CHUCKLES

SHMAGI LAUGHS EVILLY

All I need is for you to get zero points on the simulator,

and the memory s-WOOHPers I put in your helmets will do the rest!

Wait. You're gonna wipe our brains?

I promise you won't miss them.

I can't wait to tell Zerlina about your failures.

HE LAUGHS HELPLESSLY Oh, your failures!

Huh?! Oh! THEY GIGGLE

Hey, Tobes, bet you can't hit the roof with your yo-yo?!

Oh! Bet I can. Wait, what roof?

Huh! Hu-uh!

SAM: Hold on!

CLOVER: Whoa!

Whoo!

'Super height bonus. Plus 20.'

Whoa!

Time to exit this simulation.

You mean none of our spies passed the test? They all failed?!

How can we have WOOHP World without any spies?!

Ahem! Ahhem!

Well, you do have one agent who has beaten all the simulations.

BOOM

But you didn't manage to beat WOOHP's top spies!

Did you miss us?

No-o-o-o-o! You HAVE to fail!

ALL COUGHING

I think WOOHP World is about to get totally over-simulated.

SQUAWKING

SHMAGI: 'Penguin penalty.

'Minus 20...

'25... 30.'

EVIL LAUGHTER ZERLINA: Shmagi!

Toby! You need to fix that dome!

I'll grab my glitter glue.

Huh? Zerlina, I've got this.

You take Alex and Sam.

If our score reaches zero, our brains will turn to fluff.

You've always under-estimated me, and now you're paying the price.

HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

Forget the avatars.

We need to stop the real Shmagi.

Wait. That's it!

Oh!

HE PANTS

The cursed floof of evil!

Gotcha, Shmagi!

HE STRAINS

TYRES SCREECH

Hey, how are we doing, Clover?

I've had better days.

The control box!

Hurry it up, Clo!

OK, I think I've got it.

'Space background activated.'

Whoa!

I can fly! Uh-oh!

I think I just switched off gravity.

'Just give me two more minutes.' We don't have two minutes.

The simulation is drawing too much power from WOOHP World.

The invisibility shield is compromised.

You have to turn it off, before WOOHP World's cover is blown!

TYRES SCREECH

Nope. Let's try this button.

I'll help you, Clover.

SPIES SQUEAL

Who cares if it's ridiculous? I'm switching it off and on again!

WOOHP World has fallen!

LAUGHS EVILLY

You sure about that?

ALL SCREAM

Sam? Alex? Did it work?

It sure did.

EXCITED MURMURING

I really hope this idea works. It will!

If the s-WOOHPer takes memory away,

the reverse s-WOOHPer should pop it right back in.

Um... how come my arm is detecting a covert neuro-pathway re-router?

Ooh, yay! Toby, I missed you! Aw, Tobes!

A stroke of genius, Clover.

Yes!

She's so smart! Samosa?

I suppose we have to put him back the way he was.

SHE SIGHS

Hey! Get your own food! THEY LAUGH

What's taking Clover so long? We're going to miss the party!

I was just picking accessories.

ALL SQUEAL Oh, my gosh!

And I brought some seasonal fluff, with a little extra oomph.

See? Ta-da!

Wow! You put tiny shinies in the flower ropes?

Just kidding!

HE LAUGHS

SPIES LAUGH

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